Truths shall be revealed (edition)
>>77921073
>me looking for my willy
playing on skyrim
barbara
>>77921110
sad!
>>77921110
>off by one
howling
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
>>77921110
>>77921110
come kb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzIRG525l6s
VERY informative
i give canadians a lot of shit on /int/ though ive calmed down a lot in recent months, around trumps inauguration i laid off of them a bit. i can see past bad at posting they are. but i have to admit
i really want a canadian gf.
Just love life
>>77921172
i have a gf who's under the age of 18
>>77921177
what about your lovelife
Watching the ol' footie
>>77921140
LEAF'D
just finished laundering $281,000 through a Panamanian shell company into a series of offshore bank accounts in the Maldives
my girlfriend
acquired some new barbs and will be spamming them tomorrow
>>77921140
>LEAF'D
>>77921178
cool whats it like
does she talk a lot about like, justin bieber and shit?
babestation
>>77921224
egg
>>77921188
god shes amazing
>>77921206
might kill myself because i'll never get to have sex with her
saw the ex
she's put on like 2 stone whilst i've lost about 1 and gained a bit of muscle
dont even find her attractive anymore
>>77921140
I am proud of my countrymen.
the gf is admiring herself in the mirror again lads
>>77921245
neither will most people but you dont have to kill yourself over it
font
yuzu
gonna move to israel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_ty2wUKUhg
>>77921110
prison colony BTFO
best city reminder
>>77921263
God damned tasty
>>77921317
sydney?
does brit have a queen
Just hate life
>>77921268
go finger blast her lad
>>77921317
love manchester
>>77921317
what city
>>77921340
Yes
just got off ban from the great /brit/ campaign on /i/
where my veterans at?
>>77921340
certainly does
>>77921353
thats mobile, alabama
>>77921359
awful grammar
you mean "where are my veterans"
>>77921355
she died when caralad did
>>77921365
disgusting commieslags dont count and are just gimicks
>>77921365
*gives her my wallet*
aw, yeah!!!
What happened to Caralad?
Is Australia south Canada or is Canada north Australia?
>>77921353
Chiraq
>>77921392
shut up panzi, i fought for your right to type that!
>>77921359
hey bud *shakes your hand*
hey uhh quick change of subject lemme axe you a qeustion. do you think you can help me find a canadian gf?
>>77921293
That bitch not even speak in Yiddish actualy, disgusting
>>77921410
canadians are just snow aussies
brits are proto aussies
>>77921365
i always imagine isaac newton or shakespear was her ancestor due to her unique face structure
>>77921429
literally just be a good looking brown man with money
>>77921212
bit offputting about how much she talks about her parents. reminds me of myself when i was a kid
>>77921445
>>77921419
hello nigger
>>77921410
>>77921450
canada is protoamerica and australia is pseudoamerica and the UK is mini america
grim
>>77921461
kek
south of england outside of london > north of england > wales > north ireland > ireland > scotland > london
>>77921461
>unique
you're too kind sven
>>77921465
well, i have 2/3 of those things... hmm alright, thanks for the info....
probably 4th im asking but someone post the communist slags twitter
always forget the name
>>77921365
would literally rather she had tim's face than that jesus fucking christ
literally looks like a male clone version of this rothschild lady
>>77921518
colors of autumn
>>77921481
Wouldn't the UK be the standard off of which all the colonies are measured up to?
this statue makes me feel ok about my dong
Young, white man angry at the world.
>name is seamus
>everyone pronounces it see-mus
>>77921589
How do you pronounce it? Shaw-mus?
Just had me a shit. Feels like I lost 10 pounds.
asked out a girl at work and got rejected. laugh at me all you want but at least i tried u fucking faggots
>>77921589
hello seamouse
>>77921577
you do realize the point of a greek statue is not oversexuailzation, as is common in ami land, right?
>>77921547
>off of
FOY
>>77921582
that turned it's back on him
fancy a wank but i dunno if you can see under the door to the toilet
what do?
>>77921518
answer me
need to have a wank
>FOY
haha
>>77921621
if you hadn't tried you wouldn't be feeling rejected
Think this might be the year I finally get a gf lads
britains, how much size do you have (Live in) the house.
i living house has 78 m^2 area in the near in tokyo.
>>77921697
>asshole
FOY
Hilarious how gullible normies are. They think this is an actual photograph of jupiter.
>>77921673
And is out for blood
doctor diagnosed me with severe hypertension today, says I'll live 5 years more tops
>>77921721
what happens if you drop me in there
at last i truly see
i no longer want to chronically masturbate every three days
god is real
amen
>>77921733
high blood pressure doesn't kill anyone you utter mong, it just makes assorted horrible diseases more likely
>>77921680
just go for it
>>77921733
must be nice not having to worry about the future
>>77921754
>hemorrhagic strokes aren't a thing
furries disgust me more than anything else. they're worse than horse fuckers.
>>77921776
are they? grim little dork
think i might have to bang a prostitute lads
getting awful depressed at the thought of never banging someone with massive fake tits and lips and that
>>77921807
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you’re so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone’s happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you’re so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn’t stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I’m getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles
>>77921577
Saw a replica/cast of this the other day at the V&A, the statue is fucking *massive* you never realise it
apparently the replica was a gift a few hundred years ago when Italy blocked the UKs purchase of some item for a museum or something
In the clearing stands a NEET
And a coward with no trade
And he carries the reminders
Of ev'ry Stacy that laughed at him
And rejected him till he cried out
In his anger and his shame
"You're all roasties, you're all roasties"
But a virgin he remains
>>77921811
where can we even find prostitutes here?
>>77921836
shan't
>>77921847
adultwork or birchplace if you're after a tranny
would you rather brap or furry pastas for the rest of your /brit/ experience?
>>77921716
Somebody answer this guy.
I know this wasn't your question, but the average house size in Canada is around 165 m^2 for a family of four people. Single people generally tend to live in smaller houses or apartments like yours though.
>>77921847
Craigslist UK
>>77921716
>>77921907
KANGAROO'D
>>77921716
google it bellend
anything worse than being immortal?
You would not give much though to a single second give or take when talking about an entire year, would you. Well, one second to a year is about as much as 3000 years to 94 billion years.
And if you are immortal even the 94 billion years will pale in comparison to how long you continue to exist.
I mean, immortality means you will still be around 600 million years from now when all the plants die and you will be left alone on this planet with only some bacteria for companionship.
It means you will still be around 7.59 billion years from now when the sun becomes a red giant and threatens to swallow earth.
>>77921903
Brap.
post preeti
>>77921916
Good grief, why are your houses so big? They're even fatter than burger houses.
>grim little dork
watching yurotip
who wants to colonize africa with me
>>77921981
SMASHING!!!
can't h*cking STAND brits
>>77921987
fucking excellent
watching oswald mosley he was onto something
>>77921981
No. There's bugs and terrorists and it's too hot.
>>77921987
vile
>>77922024
racist
>>77921907
>165 m^2
wtf... im so jealous...
>>77921916
>kangaroo land have large sized house than Murica
reeeee
>>77921987
more needed
>>77921929
what if you're the type of immortal who can be killed
me and the oneitis
any fashy lads in?
>>77922057
decent kit on her
>>77922061
shit gimmick
>>77922057
>>77922057
>>77922057
why do all yank girls look like her in california?
>shit gimmick
>>77922041
It's actually really hard to use all that room unless you have a really big family or a lot of friends that come over often. I think houses like yours are just about the perfect size.
>>77922053
Then you aren't immortal, you just have an indefinite lifespan.
>>77921716
Literally smaller than japan
>>77921987
What is it? I don't want to open that if it's pr0n.
>>77921929
>thinking humanity won't colonise the galaxy and then the universe, ruling supreme for 100 trillion years
>>77921716
why is engrish so cute :3333
>>77922110
ill take it
>>77922096
his head looks inproportionally large
>he thinks outer space is real
>he trusts american jews
there's nothing pornographic about a tongue inspection, it's serious business.
>>77922132
could only see the yanks doing that. since they do everything else for the world
>>77922166
w-where can I find more of this
any white man in
>>77922165
Where's the stars at?
>>77921987
Literally had never heard their very voices
>>77922172
USA won't last even 500 more years imo
>>77922206
If Euromutt is white, then yes.
>>77922224
probably true. doubt any country will
an australian woman came into my workplace today with massive tits
i shamelessly stared at them while talking to her
>>77922237
england will
https://www.theguardian.com/money/2017/aug/02/britain-let-go-of-your-miles-and-switch-to-kilometres
grim little neanderthal rorke luddites btfo once again
why do turks on /int/ hate white people so much
i mean its pretty ironic haha
>wait you don't have a job anon? so what you do you do all day?
Some perv stared at my tits today. He thought I was Australian.
>>77922245
This is why the rest of the world laughs at you. We think you're funny, but we're also intimidated.
Was watching the BBC show "The Sweet Makers" was kind of cool except how they kept trying to make us feel bad because slave trade was used to produce cheap sugar. Boo hoo, they got caught by rival war lords. There are more slaves in Africa today then there were at the time of British abolition of slavery.
>>77922256
Hope not
>>77922272
Study english and read college articles
>>77922256
not at this rate
>>77922290
>>77922291
what the fuck is this
phone won't connect
can't load porn on work wifi
what do? can't walk around looking for signal with my phone out and a lob on
>>77922290
>>77922291
i genuinely wish you two would die
>be a good human being anon!
lmao why the fuck would i want to be a planet destroying slave supporting serial killer
>>77922290
>>77922291
sudacas de mierda
the ole gf
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1501662891727.webm
only seen like 5 Aussies my whole life
All of them were English teachers at my school for some reason
>>77922318
me talking in the background
>>77922318
virus do not click
>>77922290
>>77922291
Made me think
not a racist, just a race realist, simple as
>went from 185 to 195 kg in three weeks
HELP
HELP
PPPPPPPPLLLLLLEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSEEEEE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
how to acquire an Aisha gf
>>77922330
i think you mean Aussie teachers lol
If there was a second brexit referendum would you lot actually vote to remain? You've had your fun and games but with every passing day it's increasingly evident that your democratic choices will destroy the country from within. Be the bigger man and vote with your brain.
>buy car mechanic sim 2018 day after it comes out
>its full of bugs and missing features
shall not be buying a game at launch ever again
>>77922318
Reminder that for LITERALLY millions of men this is so commonplace that they're now bored with it
>>77922373
yeah i'd vote remain
was meant to last time but forgot haha oops
>>77922370
be tall
have a good education
a nice face
have the right opinions
virtue signal a lot
be good at sport
be manly while being beta and alfa at the same time
that ought to be it, gl
>>77922373
fuck off rasheed!!!!!!! make england great again!!!
>>77922373
Would still vote to leave. Don't like Europeans, simple as.
>>77922373
Would vote leave again, nothing bad has happened to my life so far, all fear mongering by the Jews about how bad our life will be.
>>77922383
bored of shagging my gf ngl
she doesn't take pill or nothing so i can't come all up in there
not really into it
>>77922373
I voted remain before and I'd probably vote remain again (but less likely to do so)
Everyone said we'd fall off a cliff immediately and it's no where near as bad as that
When will we take back our country?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GFhoQg-k3U
>>77922405
that girl is far more fit than your gf
but yeah i got bored of the last girl i was talking to. literally all she wanted to do was fuck at all times of the day.
always thought the girl having a higher sex drive in a relationship was a meme
>>77922414
KEK
>i wouldn't mind coming back to yours anon but my friend said you're a flat earther, you're not, are you?
>>77922439
didn't really watch but she's most likely not
my gf is an unironic 8.5
>>77922449
FUCK OFF GLOBEALIST BITCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5We4fg5JUOo
very insightful
>people unironically believe in flat earth
>>77922477
shut the fuck up shlomo
>>77922451
nah she much more fit than yours desu
never had a gf
prefer boys simple as
>>77922513
nonce
like... FUCK borders n sheit...
>>77922473
You can interpret it anyway you want to. The Shire by most accounts is not a pagan society but a childhood image of Tolkein's upbringing in rural England.
>>77922477
it is flat though
what exactly is so wrong with noncery? it's the natural way of things
>>77922523
Stop picking on Melbourne Queensland.
He didn't choose to be a fruit
Been drinking since 8 am and not really drunk.
what was his fucking problem?
>>77922585
he was a yank
>>77922585
He was a nutcase
>>77922585
A-Are you also from /out/? Don't tell anybody I was here, okay?
kill all white people
>>77922612
hmm which one are you
just triple texted the proto gf. 1 long one, 1 small one, and 1 saying goodnight
Heading down the garage
anyone want anything?
>he actually thinks the sun is 92 million miles away
London 2025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjFHqohaHYU
Thoughts?
>>77922661
Gee I sure hope you guys are memeing
>>77922661
thats not very high
>>77922661
I dont. not sure what it is. isn't it just something we created a while back and put up there?
>>77922473
what an absolute load of dog shit. the hobbits and the shire are representetive of the westcountry in England, and the country folk who inhabit it, ale, cider, smoking, parties in the field, lazy days in the meadows. The races in LOTR are loosely based on civiliaztions. Nothing more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qODXezDKQuA
im learning and being entertained simultaneously
Acid attacks are one of the more horrendous things I can even imagine... I am absolutely horrified that this goes on. What a shameful way to ruin someone else's life. 20 years doesn't even sound like enough time to me. Is sulfuric acid too easily obtained? Is that why it's less common in the US?
>>77922290
>>77922291
>1 second apart
>>77922730
Well you see sweaty, in the US they just shoot you x
>>77922747
would rather just be shot at that point
chivalry is dead
>>77922730
In the UK (London) we're getting instructions on how to deal with acid attacks.
what a time to be alive
>>77922725
honestly though this guy is a supreme faggot
>chivalry is dead
>>77922705
Someone knows but aren't telling us. Too busy telling us what is inside black holes and showing 'photos' of distant planets while there isn't a single non-photoshopped image of the earth or a video of it spinning.
>>77922756
I know 100 times out of 100, if someone makes you choose between being shot in the head and being splashed with acid that you'd choose the acid. Every single time.
>>77922785
wrong
>>77922730
The only good Londoner is a dead Londoner
>>77922770
Parcel
>>77922789
>grime and acid
London is a lost cause
The German populace with a migrant background has hit a new record of 18.6 million people, the Federal Statistical Office has revealed, partially attributing the rise to the years of Angela Merkel’s so-called open door migrant policy.
Noting an 8.5 percent increase in the population with a first or second generation migrant background as compared to last year’s figures, the Federal Statistical Office (Destatis) said it is the “highest [annual] increase since recording began in 2005.”
New statistics show that in 2016, roughly 18.6 million people in Germany had a migrant background.
>>77922785
literally wrong.
>>77922730
did you just read the news? amber rudd is pushing for the same sentences as knife crime. some people are getting away with sentences of a couple of years right now, and there's no laws to stop you carrying it. our laws are so retarded. there's absolutely loads of practical reasons to carry a knife, and none to carry sulphuric acid. you can buy 10 liters for £12 online, delivered to your house. all the pakis in london are doing here. there have been over 400 acid attacks here in a year. vile creatures they are. should be given at least a life term for an acid attack, and a minimum term inside for carrying it too.
would have never imagined this to be a thing in my childhood. absolutely hate what our government has let happen to this place
>>77922757
killed by feminism
>>77922813
So why hasn't he killed himself? Maybe he prefers living with acid to being dead.
How many acid attack victims in London have killed themselves?
>>77922830
He's a worthless little slug who's too much of a pussy to off himself. If I looked like that it'd be a quick drop and a sharp stop
>>77922812
Ban ethnic backgrounds like sweden has.
when i look at photos of her i temporarily forgive her people for eradicating my race
>>77922849
Chebs
>>77922812
you laugh but Ireland is like 19 or 20% immigrant population right now lad
>>77922830
just because you don't have the balls to kill yourself, doesn't mean you weren;t better off dead. imagine living like that. tell me you wouldn't stare at him in the street
>>77922849
MUMMY MUMMY ANON NEEDS MILKIES
https://youtu.be/IfyM69D_cEA
>>77922861
Does British count as immigrant
In summing up, the micro census revealed that about 22.5 percent of Germany’s 82.4 million population are first or second generation immigrants where at least one parent was born without German citizenship
>>77922863
I wouldn't
>>77922861
Ah yes the Brit problem
>>77922881
Nothing wrong with that
>>77922892
wrong
you couldn't help yourself
>>77922863
You see people every week who are more fucked up than having a shitty face
>>77922863
Question wasn't about me sweaty, it was about the people who have actually experienced this. Your hypotheticals are all well and good but I'm presenting real-world results x.
>>77922863
I would have the urge to, but then I'd feel bad and stare at my feet.
>>77922861
Yeah but there's half a million Brits here that account for most of that, then poles but they should just fuck off but they're not mudslimes at least
>>77922892
you would mate. you would try not to, and you would try to do it without him noticing, but you would stare. if you didn't, you would be ignoring your very nature, and you would be one in a crowd of many that were staring.
Real talk: Surviving to the age of 18 shouldn't entitle you to vote on how this country is run.
>>77922830
I woudl've rather been shot in the head. Tiny chance I live, if not, at least I dont look like that.
>Why doesn't he kill himself
Feels guilty leaving his kids behind. Would bet his life is a living fucking hell. Also no guns to do it so he has to hang himself which scares away a lot of people
>>77922930
I agree.
>>77922930
What should the qualification for voting be then?
>>77922879
not really sure
>>77922920
is there really that many brits? I feel like I hardly see any. dublin is a lot more dark these days though. Love getting home to kildare so i don't have to see blacks or indians on every street corner
>>77922879
No they count as colonist
dont look up after acid attack
>>77922813
>blind
>in pain
>kid literally admitted to being afraid of him
>knows that his wife is repulsed by him
>knows people are constantly staring at him
give me a bullet
>>77922972
Ok fine, after acid attack
>>77922997
>the london look
>>77922911
the ones that survive clearly contemplate suicide, who wouldn't? lots of people might not have the guts to kill themselves, that's obvious. but i bet they often wish they were shot instead.
karma doesn't exist, life is meaningless, the good guys can never win
>>77922986
>Heinz
FOY.
looks really comfy though desu. wish i could visit the UK and get a real british experience, instead of just hanging out with backpackers at hostels
Real question for Brits though: Have blacks historically been the ideal immigrants?
>>77923040
no.
western europeans are the best immigrants
sad!!
>>77922540
never seen this pic before and i'm quite the lotr fan hmmmmmm interesting
>>77923052
you'd have to be one bitter and cruel cunt to do that
I'd rather just be shot in the head
It's sad our society has brainwashed us to feel safe around the type of people that do this shit. Boggles the mind that females would consider a relationship with a third world immigrant from a third world culture.
>>77922952
Serving the nation in a military capacity voluntarily. Oath-breakers to be executed.
>>77923077
>would consider
they literally seek them out willingly
they're insane
>>77922952
over 25 and in gainful employment with a minimum national insurance contribution
is wales a country
>>77923077
Nothing you can do but be prepared for the inevitable day that everything comes crashing down
>>77923040
Yes. look up windrush.
Christian people we needed from the commonwealth because everyone was dead after the war.
They integrated. The cultures were more or less the same.
I would probably just learn a really obscure language and wear a wooden mask if I got acid to the face. That way I could pretend to be some mysterious foreign hermit or something and people wouldn't ask why I wear a mask.
>>77923123
yes england is part of wales
that aussie really got btfo on his rather get acid attacked in the face than shot in the head
>>77923136
well yes, it's a city
due to go to london in a few months, might call it off. must be like karachi down south.
>>77922473
what a load of fucking shite
how do you become such a faggot? I can't even imagine being like that. I'd love to heem the both of them
hes not human and he knows all your secrets
would you actually let her fart in your mouth?
>>77923040
Probably
I mean who else is there
>>77923160
hmmm no
>>77923159
don't think hes charismatic enough to become president
the GOP would just get some charmer in to walk all over that social outcast
>>77923160
would tongue her arsehole with all my might. Why must my gf be a flat Asian?
>>77922730
>Is sulfuric acid too easily obtained?
the regulations for buying it for a lab differ from country to country (lol, i recall back in the college i washed flasks for some experiments with the pure nitric acid and it dissolved my gloves, got a minor burn, a yellowish speck that disappeared pretty soon) but one can always get it from car accumulators, it's already pretty concentrated there and you can make it more concentrated yourself with a bit of chemical knowledge
i dunno how brits are going to forbid the car accumulators
Police abusing their power:
https://heavy.com/news/2017/07/mandy-amanda-laroque-north-carolina-woman-detained-honduras-drug-charges-facebook/
>>77923160
*BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*
>"oops, sorry anon"
>>77923184
so why does it happen in the UK all the time now. literally constnatly
>>77923184
amber rudd wants to form a license to buy corrosive chemicals, so the purchase of them is logged in government.
fucking pakis. never had a problem openly selling it in the UK until we got loads of Muslims
>>77923126
Africans would worship you by sticking a car tyre over you and dousing you in petrol
England has went to the fucking dos
>>77922747
would rather be shot and have to go the emergency room and 50% survive 50% be fine eventually than live my entire life as a deformed freak
>>77923212
Because ghettos are Arab/Paki/African Muslim instead of black hoodrats. Your gun crime is to their acid attacks now only they seek targets outside their home block.
>>77923159
trump would trounce him. the rock would pose a huger threat since he'd get a lot of normie young people to vote for him. or maybe not because i doubt older white people would like him
why do foreigners act like they are experts on this country
>people think black people are like 30% of our populaion
>only 11%
how do they get so much attention?
>>77923257
>white """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>77923257
>White people
>>77923260
We make more than 50% of our entertainment and the jews make the rest
>>77923274
Youre not black..I am. Fuck off
>>77923274
They look like people who would call actual white people pale.
j'sayan
>>77923260
Black American 38,929,319 12.6%
make new
>>77923284
I am black but I am white too
>>77923289
there were big waves today on the ocean. hasn't been updated
>>77923222
yeah, it makes sense to restrict selling acids, for instance you only need some cotton wool and nitric and sulfuric acids to make https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitrocellulose which can be used to make explosives, but i doubt they can restrict selling accumulators
>>77923271
new