Why are European sandwiches so boring?

t b h that made me hungry :P

>>77919924
They don't make you feel like your heart is about to burst?

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because anglos are incapable of cooking anything that isn't boring or wildly unhealthy

>>77920183

You learned from the best

>>77920131
Why would condiments make your heart burst?

>>77921030
grease is not a condiment

>>77921129
I asked yesterday why Europoors don't put mustard on their cheese sandwiches and two countries told me to kill myself

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>american sandwiches

>>77921151
sounds reasonable

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What is it with amerifats and needing 2000 calories minimum in anything they eat?

>>77921183
Europoors will never know food that good because of "muh health" even though they are still fat and unhealthy as shit.

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>>77921229
you call that food?

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>>77921183
What's the matter, too free for you?

>>77921259
it looks like shit and will make your poop into a nightmare

>Johnny Foreigners will never experience a Plougman's sandwich packed with tasty pickle.

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>>77921311

forgot pic

>>77921151
Did you saw my francesinha video?

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>Euros will never taste this

>>77921301
As expected from a country where men piss sitting

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>>77919924
Oh good a cheese thread.

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>>77921477
t. 360lbs half nigger

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>>77920183
American cheese is so bad they have to come over here and risk their lives for British cheese.

>>77921254
You put rotten fish in your tacos?

>>77921654
that isn't a taco

>>77921654
Quit taco shaming. Si cabe en una tortilla es un taco.

>>77921674
That's a taco
If it's food wrapped in a tortilla then it's a taco

>>77921337
please, continue

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>>77921704
it's not a tortilla, it's flatbread, with shit on it

>>77921889
>it's not a tortilla, it's flatbread
You're describing a tortilla
>with shit on it
You're describing a taco

>>77921966
Are you talking about a pizza?

>>77922006
That would be a sope

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>>77921966
do you really want to argue with swedish what constitutes a taco? They dedicate an entire day to it and this is the best they can come up with.

>>77922006
Yes
Pizza was invented in Mesoamerica thousands of years ago by muh ancestors

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>>77921725

Well when we refer to "pickle" it's a type of sweet and tangy relish made from vegetables, not preserved cucumbers (which we call gherkins) I'd recommend buying some and having it in a cheese sandwich as a basic combination which is very good.

>>77921966
a tortilla has no fucking taste and it has shitty spic history

flatbread is made in small swedish bakeries and have lots of taste and it's very good
fuck off


A tortilla is also made by corn flour, a flatbread is made by wheat, rye and grain flour

>>77922045
that is not a fucking taco you retarded inbred spic
and we don't have an entire day dedicated to tacos

>>77922045
I thought Taco tuesday was an american thing.

>>77922108
>a tortilla has no fucking taste
Wrong
Tortillas have a strong smell and they're quite tasty
>and it has shitty spic history
Wrong
Tortillas are from prehispanic times
>fuck off
No u
>A tortilla is also made by corn flour
Wrong
#notalltortillas
>>77922045
Wh*te subhumans BTFO

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>>77922223
flatbread isn't the same as a tortilla

It would be like me saying American niggers ruled over ancient egypt
It's not even close to being together

>>77922260
>tortillas are bread
Check
>tortillas are flat
Check
Ergo, tortillas are flatbread

>>77922301
Tortillas are a type of flatbread but not all types of flatbreads are tortillas. The guy you're talking to have no sense of reason.

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>>77921512
>Nigger

You do realize blacks only make up 10 percent of the entire US population at most right?

And most of the wogs are concentrated in the inner cities where they can shoot one another without bothering anyone else.

But keep mass importing Somali migrants and see who's laughing in the next 10 years.