Ask an Israeli who doesn't want to be an Israeli anything.

>>77918913
Your thoughts on Jesus?

>>77918913
Why aren't you christian

>>77918941
I don't give a damn about religion.

>>77918961
But I am

>>77918913
You ever fuck around with a Galil?

>>77918999
Nope

>>77918913
nuke palishit?

>>77918913
Do you think Ashkenazi Jews are clever, Not just a meme?

>>77919096
Nuke who?
>>77919113
>Generalizing
>Ever

>>77918913
What do you want to be instead of an Israeli?

>>77919318
I mean average and are you ashkenazi?

>>77918913
Are you the fat Russo-Japenese midget roastie?

>>77919396
A citizen of a country that's actually first-world
>>77919418
>Average
Yeah they're better than the local shitskins
>You
I'm a Russian

>>77919465
Are you fully Russian?and I compared any other race.

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>>77919465
America is first world, but its also less comfy than many Euro countries.

You might be interested?

>>77918913
why haven't you moved somewhere else yet?

Israel is literally the best country on earth.

>>77919506
Yes, I'm not actually half Jap
>>77919528
I'd love Finland because that's my mentality but the leaf is my only way.
>>77919551
I'm in the military, also I'm not moving anywhere without my family.

>>77920495
Do you think Ashkenazi jews are the most clever race?

>>77920522
I've already answered that question.

>>77920578
Why do you live in Israel? and How can you endure weather?

>>77920691
>Why do you live in Israel
Because apparently it was the only way to escape the 90s in the Soviet Union for my parents
>Weather
It's a nightmare

>>77920776
Is it arid or is it humid?

>>77921043
Depends on the location.

>>77920776
You realize USA was letting Jews come to Brooklyn, right? You could have easily come here.

>>77921335
Well it's too late now.

>>77918913
What are you doing up at this hour? Isn't it 5:08am tomorrow over there?

>>77921497
Night shift at the glorious IDF

>>77921517
Ooo, what are your responsibilities? Rank?

>>77921570
My job is literally sit and do nothing, I've got 7 months left.

>>77921597
Why don't Eastern Europeans ""jews"" fuck off from the Middle East and go back to Europe?

The only Jews that deserve to be in Israel are the Mizrahim.

>>77921622
I would and I plan to move to leaf country but not everyone has a way of escaping this nightmare.

>>77921597
I know not if that sounds boring or freedom-laden. How's the economy there? Is traffic bad?

>>77921648
How about just go back to Eastern Europe?

Let the Mizrahim have their own state since they're the only Jews indigenous to the Middle East.

The rest are just LARPers. Like you.

>>77921666
Economy is rapidly becoming third world.
Traffic is a nightmare because the sand nigs can't into anything civilized.
And I'd rather sit and do nothing than do something for this useless organization that's supposed to be 'military'

>>77921679
I'm not going to have the ez life in East Euro so of course I'll obviously prefer leaf country

>>77921737
>rapidly becoming third world
>sand nigs
Close your borders.

>>77921737
>Traffic is a nightmare because the sand nigs can't into anything civilized.

Lmao so go back to wherever you came from.

You came to them, not the other way around.

>>77921648
>going to leafland instead of USA
Part of me is glad one less Jew but part of me is offended as well as shocked at your terrible decision making.

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>>77921789
Jews are still genetically levantine.

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>>77918913
What do you think about this your fellow Jew?

>>77921783
The destruction comes from within even faster thanks to Mizrahi """"jews""""
>>77921802
Not even a Jew

>>77921815
Couldn't care less

>>77921814
There is literally zero difference between an Eastern European Jew and an Eastern European.


The vast majority of Ashkenazis have little to no Middle Eastern blood.

Like I said, the only people who can even be considered close to Middle Eastern are the Mizrahim.

>>77921869
>Being Jewish is something to be proud of
I'm not a Jew and I'm not getting anywhere close to this degenerate religion.

>>77921845
Mizrahis are more Jewish than you, you fucking LARPer.

Back in the gas chambers with you and your whole shitty family.

>>77921877
Can you even read the graph? Closest Europeans Ashkenazis are related to are Southern Italians which have on average 15-20% Middle Eastern blood. Ashkenazis have even more.

>>77921892
Should I just repeat the same replies ad infinitum?

>>77921814
But aren't they southern european according to your genetic map?

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>>77921920
Yes.

>>77921947
k

>>77921904
I guess that gives Southern Italians free access to flood the Middle East and prop up illegal settlements

>>77921920
You're speaking out of both sides of your mouth.

First you say that you don't identify as Jewish, and then you act like Mizrahim aren't Jews.

And like I said, if you really hate it in the Middle East then you shouldn't have come there in the first place.

>>77921939
They cross the threshold and are trans-Mediterranean. They certainly aren't identical to Eastern Europeans.

Can a non-jew join the IDF?
Do you know Krav Maga?
Are the Orthodox jews in the black suits shitbags like here?
Of course....do those hot Israeli grills like non-jews?

>>77921648
Expect to see a lot of ethnicities then

>>77921972
>I guess that gives Southern Italians free access to flood the Middle East and prop up illegal settlements
No but it destroys the argument Ashkenazis are just a bunch of Slavs and Germans.

>>77922001
>Can a non-jew join the IDF?
Yeah (me for example)
>Do you know Krav Maga?
Nope
>Are the Orthodox jews in the black suits shitbags like here?
Even worse
>Of course....do those hot Israeli grills like non-jews?
I'm a girl but I don't like anyone, I don't think I even identify as straight at this point.

>>77922047
I challenge any Ashkenazi to take a DNA test.

I guarantee you that for the vast majority, you'll find maybe 5% Middle Eastern DNA at most.

>>77922011
I don't mind seeing any ethnicity as long as the people are civilized and cultured which is certainly not the case here.

>>77922088
I'm southern Italian and have 15% middle Eastern DNA. Average Ashkenazi would have even more.

>>77922114
I have 99.7% Middle Eastern DNA, son.

Ashkenazim are LARPers plain and simple.

It's all fake. The only remotely Jewish thing about them is their religion, and even that's been grossly distorted over the years to the point where they can barely get along with their Mizrahim counterparts.

>>77922182
The only thing that makes Ashkenazis 'jewish' is Yiddish.

>>77922182
>Ashkenazim are LARPers plain and simple.

This is the last i'll say on the matter. Here is an excerpt from the Wikipedia page on genetic history of Italy:

""Close genetic similarity between Ashkenazim and Italians has been noted in genetic studies, possibly due to the fact that Ashkenazi Jews have a high degree of European admixture (30%–60%), a lot of which came from Italy when diaspora males migrated to Rome and found wives among local women who then converted to Judaism. More specifically, Ashkenazi Jews could be modeled as being 50% Levantine and 50% European, with an estimated mean South European admixure of 37,5%. Most of it (30,5%) seems to derive from an Italian source."""

This pretty much matches everything else I've seen and all signs point to Ashkenazi Jews being a genetically trans-Mediterranean people which are a bridge between European and Middle Eastern populations. From a historical perspective this makes sense as by the time Jews settled in large numbers in central and Eastern Europe they generally lived in insular communities which kept to themselves. I'm not saying no reason exist to oppose Jews in Palestine. I'm saying that calling Ashkenazi Jews"larpers" isn't one of them.

>>77922113
You meant "here" in Israel,right?

>>77922467
Yeah, obviously

>>77918913
Suck your fathers mutiliated dick and mothers ashed to your hooked nose.

>>77922533
I've already stated we're non Jewish Russians, therefore nobody's dick is mutilated in my family.

>>77922564
OK, I'm sorry I said it then. Genuinely.

>>77922588
Why is Finland mentality so much me?

>>77922709
Both of you are flat nosed mongols.

>>77922067
Did you travel outside of Israel?
>>77922517
What's wrong with the Israeli society tho?

>>77922744
Wasn't born here, and my dad was in Russia for a bit, but not really.
>>77922744
Loud and uncultured sand nigs

>>77922835
1. What is your opinion of American jews?
2. Is it difficult to go to the West Bank? (Clarify) Would there be a massive line at the border guard?
3. Since the US-Israel are butt buddies, are Americans generally welcomed there?....for example, I traveled there alone to do tourist crap.

>>77922982
She isn't Jewish tho

>>77922982
1. What is your opinion of American jews?
No opinion whatsoever.
2. Is it difficult to go to the West Bank? (Clarify) Would there be a massive line at the border guard?
You can get there easily (I was border checkpoints at the beginning of my military).
3. Since the US-Israel are butt buddies, are Americans generally welcomed there?....for example, I traveled there alone to do tourist crap.
No idea, you probably wouldn't have any problems though.

>>77921517
איפה אתה משרת בחור?
אני אמור להתגייס בנוב' אבל אני בורח מפה לפני. חבל שלא הוצאת פרופיל 21.

>>77923145
לא הייתי יכולה להוציא פרופיל גם ככה
איך אתה בורח מפה אבל אני גם רוצה

>>77923183
פשוט עולה על מטוס ולא חוזר.
בתכלס יש לי אזרחות אירופאית אבל אני מעדיף לחזור למשפחה במולדובה.

>>77923268
>מולדובה
לא נראית לי אופציה מושלמת

http://nypost.com/2017/08/03/cops-hunt-emoji-movie-masturbator/

New Jersey police are searching for a sicko caught pleasuring himself during a showing of the kid’s flick “Emoji Movie,” News 12 reported.

A woman watching the film with her children at the Xscape Movie Theater on Route 9 in Howell on Friday says she witnessed the creep performing a lewd act.

The theater manager asked the man — who was seated alone in the back row with his pants unbuttoned and unzipped –to leave.

Cops said they are searching for the man, described as heavyset, in his 20s or 30s, wearing a white dress shirt, black pants and a yarmulke.

Your opinion

>>77923278
אני מעדיף לחיות באיזור כפרי עם המשפחה מאשר בעיר לבד באירופה, הספיקו לי חיים עירוניים פה בארץ.
חוץ מזה אני נוסע לשם עם כסף ומחכה לי פיסת אדמה גדולה, יש בית והכל מוכן. אני מאמין שיהיה בסדר, בטוח יותר טוב מהחיים המסריחים פה.

>>77921308
whats wrong with weather in the North

>>77923335
I bet the jews did this.

>>77923335
Masturbation is a crime in U.S.A.?

>>77923439

In public it is

>>77923338
אה אתה טחון אז הכל טוב, לטחונים יכול להיות טוב גם בווייטנאם, בהצלחה.
>>77923347
It's shit anywhere here climate wise

>>77923439
can leafs masturbate in a cinema?

>>77923495
i thought North weather was pretty great tbqh

>>77923531
Wrong

>>77923579
you must be a very negative person, what do you consider good weather then?

>>77923610
Full four seasons.
Spring that is spring, autumn that is autumn, freezing -20 winter that lasts for 4 months, normal summer that doesn't go above 30 degrees and has comfy rains.

>>77923495
>טחון
לא הייתי אומר טחון... הסיבה שאני עדיין פה כי להורים היו חובות עד מעל הראש, עדיין יש קצת.
אני עוזב כרגע לבד כי אני לא רוצה להיכנס לצבא ואז להתקע שם כמה חודשים עד שיעיפו אותי. אז חסכתי כסף ואני עף מפה לפני הגיוס, ההורים יצטרפו אחר כך.
בהצלחה גם לך

>>77923508

Only if they jack off a dog

>>77923715
유대인들은 왜 코가 큰가요? 야훼의 축복인가요?

>>77922720
Russians arent flat nosed.
Or mongols

>>77923804
>Why are the Jews big? Is it the blessing of Yahweh?
I don't know, are they?
>유
What does this little guy mean?

>>77918913
Have you ever lived in Russia?
Do you miss it?

>>77923921
>Have you ever lived in Russia?
>Do you miss it?
Until I was like 6 so there's no much to miss

>>77924092
so if you're from former SU why don't you move to Germany? they accept "jews" from former SU, i can give a link

>>77924225
Gib

Why don't you move to Finland?

>>77924259
http://www.bamf.de/EN/Migration/JuedischeZuwanderer/juedischezuwanderer-node.html

here

i called them in Moscow (embassy), the first thing they ask here is literally "are you a jew?"... and you should learn basic german too but its possible in ~half a year (A1 level)

>>77924292
Finland would be my dream land mentality wise, but how?

>>77924092
What are Jews like?
Does living in the ME suck?

>>77924322
marry a finn if you're gurl, thats what normies and females do

>>77924518
>are native americans jewish?
The fuck you on about?

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>>77924648
not the native american indian dude but goddamn, I wish I lived in switzerland

If you aren't jewish I won't accept you as a proper Israeli

Fuck off

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>>77924319