caralad
>>77915017
is she going to a male or female prison?
>>77915128
what a shit cat
would stomp its head in given half a chance
might start getting into weed and runescape
might not
feet up lads having a relax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JblflIdXZ0Q
every pot finds a lid, huh
too bad he fucked it lol
Paddies are not British they are Iberians
sue
/brit/ is an anime free zone
truly not and a single bigger indicator of a person who has failed at life than posting anime
AWOOOOOOOOO where my animebros at!
anime
Hate Brits
any chxpo fan in
can't believe ribena hung himself in his holding cell
think i've got the shits from drinking too much coffee earlier
/brit/ is a sunni general
shia not allowed
>>77915185
o-oh ;_;
>>77915129
>the bag says "potato"
>check the flag of this post
lmaoooooo
Who lives is Rutland???????????? Why is it allowed to be a county
>>77915224
fuck off paki
my british wife left me
SAY IT WITH ME:
"/brit/ is a normie general"
19yo at work hasn't worn makeup this week
cute!
>>77915235
yous probably a shia innit?
babestation
>>77915238
>/brit/ is a normie general
you make animefags look like chads
>>77915239
so it can't run while shes choking on my willy during her breakss
>>77915176
>>77915180
runtland
>>77915185
fuck off medic pack
>>77915267
too easy
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>77915181
So he spied on his flatmate? Is that why he's in court?
friendly reminder that Muhammed (pbuh) DID designate Ali ibn Abi Talib as his successor
https://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1536&bih=759&q=jun+amaki&oq=jun+amaki&gs_l=img.3...535.2072.0.2306.9.9.0.0.0.0.68.448.9.9.0....0...1.1.64.img..0.7.340...0j0i30k1.05uWnR3Dybk
>>77915272
like your mum haha
>>77915276
That's why he got kicked out of uni
He's in court for making death threats to er online
what's it like being in love?
>>77915282
am not clicking this virus
>>77915255
this was my first time on /brit/
came over from my native home of /sp/ for the happening and never left
looking for Liam.
is there a Liam in here?
LIAM!?
LIAAAAAAAAAMMMM!!!???
>>77915282
virus
>>77915303
alri
Living on a diet comprising purely of lager, coffee, cigarettes and takeaway pizzas
AMA
>>77915154
edgy af
>>77915313
say the funny gimmicks
>>77915164
Really hate women
going to make a pint of tea and a pot noodle
>>77915323
how do planes work?
>>77915290
Ah right. How did they find out about his voyeurisim? Some one grass him up?
>>77915154
*gives you two-fifths a chance*
>>77915339
save me a bit x
>>77915323
can i get a 5er
>>77915347
Girl literlaly found his camera
>>77915313
not the yank liam
pay up piggies
>>77915366
Transport anyone to Miami and they become a degenerate.
>>77915329
bollock posting is pretty good
>>77915359
lad /brit/ is now lefty /brit/
me: cat
you: chickens
glass: internet
glad he's gone
having some vodka unironcaly for medical reasons got a dicky throat
>>77915402
nice pussy
>>77915401
no it isn't
leftypol posting is at its most frequent in nu/brit/ hours
pakipoo probably isn't a virgin anymore
if you're given a prison sentence in court are you immediately sent to a jail cell?
neighbors cats keep pissing right outside my bedroom window and it stinks the place up when i open it
>Europe in literal meltdown
>Still raining outside
Literally screeching at the continentals lads
>>77915437
yeah its like that scene in a harry potter and the goblet of fire
>>77915336
Elliot finally found a girl, what's your problem?
>>77915424
nope
the rorkes get home from work about 6pm
until then it's full of jobless lefties and students
truly a hellish place
>>77915438
helo gooser
>>77915437
yes
I kind of hate this general but also I love it
i'm here all hours of the day >:3
having a glass of water. feeling thirsty
]^:(
>>77915437
depends if you get a suspended sentence
you're usually sent straight to prison
he's probably gonna be in a holding cell tonight and will be at prison tomorrow
>>77915424
/brit/ is lefty as hell in the early morning for me so that must be midday for you
>>77915491
savage
>>77915456
hmm
might need to revise it, because /brit/ changes seasonally
(when school is on, the "lad /brit/" hours are completely free of lefties, and its mostly just semi-normie lads chatting.)
>>77915366
He's right sadly. No matter how much I wish I was part of the German Volk, I'm just an anglofied white mutt degenerate.
>>77915486
what alcohol do you drink
Are jellyfish warm-blooded or cold-blooded?
>>77915486
it's always good to be hydrated
>>77915509
there's still a few lefty NEETs though who will always shit the threads up
going to go to town early in the morining, around 9:30am and look for a lightweight bomber jacket
V^:< quack quack >:^V
>>77915531
which town ill meet you
this is now a reality
worst summer weather for some time
>tfw have a job
>tfw paid well
>tfw rich, stable family
>tfw popular, handsome and good with women
>tfw lefty
>going to go to town early in the morining, around 9:30am and look for a lightweight bomber jacket
I've been working most evenings for a couple of months, can someone describe to me how /brit/ is like between 6pm and 11pm?
>>77915531
do you want me to make a joke about you being a terrorist or about your fashion sense?
>>77915546
Why do lefties like to make retarded facial expressions?
>>77915555
best times for posting
>>77915551
tell me about your views lad
>>77915558
bash the fash
>>77915566
pakipoo is a bizarro rasheed
oh god can my arse please calm down i need to go to bed
how am i going to sleep lads, fuck, i'm shitting water every 10 minutes. took an immodium instant to no effect
>>77915580
what area? bear in mind most are too complex for journalists
i'm really a radcen
>>77915542
Newcastle
>>77915566
>'bena
>a leftie
he's a paki-hating paki
bizarro rasheed
>>77915593
*plugs it with my willy*
>>77915617
love redditball comics
>>77915516
in general just beer, but on a night out who knows! i don't keep spirits around because i tend to drink them too much when available
lefty is kind of the default position if you don't care about politics
you just mirror the general consensus to try and fit in
you have no actual opinions you're just a normie unless you're far-left then you're usually just mentally ill
if you're even slightly political the least you can be is a centrist you would never be an outright lefty
>>77915600
brief summary of some of your social views (maybe 2 areas where you're fairly moderate and 2 areas where you're radical)
and a brief summary on some of your economic views (taxation, business/trade, globalisation, etc)
>>77915602
can't do newcastle can you come leeds?
you aint no muslim bruv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo
nearly 10 years old
>>77915634
i thought you wouldnt do it in fact drink at all i thought itd be illegal
>>77915617
umm where is namibia
ah yes the 'scots language'
>>77915640
sure going to have to walk though so I leave now so Im there in the morning
had lunch with the brother, his gf, and his gf's son
>>77915593
i got a severe case of mudbutt when i ate some KFC a few months back
the fiasco lasted the whole night
>>77915653
im a kuffar
>>77915617
pretty sure hitler did want to invade and enslave people you mong
and if this is meant to depict ww1 the borders are completely wrong
>>77915675
>mudbutt
The penis is used to urine an ejaculate (make babies by propulsion sperm). Far human beins, the pintle is seembol o sexual plaejur an lust. It is awso subject o contests atween lads ca'd "wha hae the langest?", a fause idea is that langer is the pintle greiter is the plaejur gien tae the wumman. It is scientifically provit that this is wrang.
Pintle erect afore the sexual act ("luve makkin").
Afore, pintles war aften circumcised bi cutters in gey barbarian ways; nou the Medecine services can dae it in a gey clean ane. Whiles non-releegious fowk circumcise thair bairns acause o a unpotent (benin) sickness ca'd "Phimosis".
https://youtu.be/JblflIdXZ0Q?t=52s
This girl has an entire channel dedicated to her love of Elliot Rodgers.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpGoqUcII0OcL4TY7j8LZQA
How does this make you feel?
>>77915684
Are you drunk right now?
>>77915657
wtf im bilingual now!
>>77915661
safe I'll have a sign saying >Moyes x
fuck sake the gf now has to go on an emergency business trip with her boss over the weekend.
had to cancel our plans because of it. at least i get the place to myself.
>>77915716
>>77915716
isn't this a Peep Show episode
>>77915637
scrap charity status for faith schools
let gay people get married but don't force churches to marry them
ban veil along with any other outward expression of religion
scrap lords and monarchy
economics:
progressive taxation, bennies for all
privatise parts of NHS, rework it along the french model, introduce national health insurance instead of free for all usage
stay in the EU
mandatory 20% of board members from "shop floor" workers
anybody else going to bed? c:
>>77915712
what about my post was incorrect?
>>77915728
alri
disagree with you but its interesting to see what the lefties of /brit/ think about policy
isn't this a peep show episode
>>77915767
disagree with what?
tick tock wagecuckies, for toil resumes in 9 bongs
Good morning britainese
i drinking english breakfast tea with out milk and sugar.
it's a very tasty.
>>77915728
>stay in the EU
Why in gods name would you do that? It's clearly circling the drain.
>ban veil along with any other outward expression of religion
>scrap lords and monarchy
>mandatory 20% of board members from "shop floor" workers
>>77915728
agree with most of this and i consider myself right
hate the EU though
>>77915734
teh sofa is my bed now =^_^=
>>77915728
>privatising NHS
>>77915785
get 25 days off/year. using one of them tomorrow
I'm an honorary neet
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Who
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Lives
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
In
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Rutland?
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
>>77915782
i'm a monarchist
prefer less taxation and much less of a welfare state overall
would like to leave the EU
honestly, my opinions on the NHS are muddled so i can't confidently give my opinion on it until i do further reading about the facts
step one foot into seale and i'll vaporise your jaw
I woke up sober now I'm jk rowling
can someone post the poleboo origin story image please
>>77915728
hello pierre
>>77915791
It's time we discussed Tim.
What can we, /brit/, do to help?
*lives in rutland*
>>77915841
nothing
he's a dumb nob caught up in his own insanity
best not to bother
>>77915734
im going to my office.
fucking jam packed train
>>77915823
fair
if you can be arsed,"healthcare triage" is a decent youtube channel that has a series looking at a dozen or so country's healthcare systems. French is massively superior
>>77915842
pooftah
need a femdom gf tbqh lads
Rutland? More like Runtland! amiright?
>>77915841
Who is this lovely jewess?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMczmKGoDOM
>>77915785
>tfw my job is nothing but reading the news and looking at property for sale in my area now then shitposting on my phone for 7 hours
Really want to do something like learn a trade maybe joinery but I feel 24 is too late
>>77915835
what!
i dislike sweet tea
need a femboy gf
the poonited sharts of arsemerica
>>77915857
i'll give a look cheers la'
i've heard the japanese system is doing pretty well, and i have canadian relatives that tell me that canada's system is struggling much like ours
>>77915879
You've seen her before, I'm sure.
>>77915841
not interfere with his life in any way
>>77915888
no you don't
they're arguably more mentally ill than real women
>>77915879
the one from game of thrones innit
>>77915856
>>77915791
Hope you're having a good day Japlad
post pics of the city plz
Do you like the liverpool accent?
>>77915888
hi :)
>>77915841
I think hes slightly more happy these days after the Normie's discovered him hes getting loads of new views and sub's that must be making him happy
>>77915792
hopefully they get some nads and tell hungary and (less likely) poland to fuck off
then it'll get back to business
ok am dead fucking serious now
is there a mr Liam M in here?
I swear to fucking God Liam if your're in here.
>>77915734
bacon bonce
i've been unironically watching Rick and Morty and it's not that bad, in fact i like it
why does 4chan have a chip on it's shoulder about Rick and Morty?
>>77915912
No I live here and can never understand a word anyone's saying, really amplifies my autism
>>77915931
What's the second letter after the M?
>>77915924
are you joking?
>>77915928
rate hers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWAUrHODRWM
>>77915940
my gf made me watch an episode and i chuckled maybe once
just not my cup of tea
>>77915924
Mate have you seen his latest videos? He's more insane than ever.
>GET ME OUT OF THIS COUNTRY, I AM SURROUNDED BY GITS
>>77915912
naw, makes people sound unintelligent
Lads
>>77915912
unironically fucking HATE it
>>77915940
Because it's popular
>>77915904
dont care
women? nah not a fan
>>77915940
latest episode is wank
>>77915841
not interfering would be a good start
unfortunately normies are heartless and can't help themselves
>>77915911
i want escape from this shithole.
ok, i will post a pic later.
>>77915965
neyahahahaahhaa
>>77915957
>>77915962
Just looked at his latest video and yeah this whole PC hacking business is getting out of hand
>>77915940
i like it too alhough they censor all the violent scenese here
andy whitfield is unironically the most handsome person ive ever seen
p-poleaboo please respond if you're here, i'm worried.
>>77915912
RP is best.
to all the unchecked doubles in this thread, i salute you
>>77915940
I'm not sure. They've got some really good arguments though, like calling it 'reddit and memey'
Very clever.
>>77915993
In what way is leaving him to drive himself crazy going to help?
>>77915945
must be a right autismo, I'm a yank living in L'ndon and I've not had much issue understanding scouse cunts
>>77915965
bet deano was proud of that one
how do i get this job
once had a very level-headed, respectful political conversation with two of my mates (one is a diehard Corbynist socialist, the other is a Blair/Cameron type centrist, I'm a neoreactionary Rorke)
surprised it went so well. being high on cocaine might have helped.
walruses get to chill on the beach all day with their mates
had a threesome with a barb and cara lookalike lads
unironically 100% true
>>77916004
You're welcome to come here lad, we don't mind japs
any tights
willy is hard and would like to sre
>>77916057
>Blair/Cameron type centrist
>>77916057
the virgin debate
when you meet a kiwi or aussie abroad do you instantly try to befriend them?
post cats
marcus hausen has a lot to answer for
>>77916045
depends on the people too much. e.g. it's much stronger and less comprehensible in the poor and the young as well as altering in different parts of the city. Weedman sounds like he's speaking a different language
have had the BEST night with these Croat lads in my Youth Hostel dorm here
we went drinking and got high while talking relentless shit about each others' countries
I wish there was a way to guarantee that you share a room with English speakers when you go to a Youth Hostel, that would be perfect
>>77916136
marcus hausen is a dickhead still.
>>77916117
What would the Chad Discourse look like?
>>77916057
explain what you mean by 'neoreactionary' please
>>77915940
The show is average.
The reason everyone hates ot is because of the cancerous fanbase that obsses over it.
>>77916152
>the BEST night
>00:47 in the Netherlands right now
doesn't fucking sound like it lol
>>77916136
>poke a schizophrenic and retarded bear with a stick
>laugh as it goes full retard and breaks its lamp
no harm done
if the nhs was funded more tim would have been sent to an asylum ages ago
tim leads the ideal life besides the 'phrenia
very jealous of him
i too would love to spend my days perfecting my art.
>>77916152
Yeah bet you sucked each other off too huh
>>77916176
alright marcus
>>77916134
Don't like cats, prefer dogs.
simple as
>>77916079
go on...
>>77915164
didn't he kill himself at the end of his 'page?
>>77916152
aww I'm glad you had fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUVWVBrPsTM
so BBC has this video series called "things not to say to..." people with burqas, people with body modifications, transgendered people, etc.
something i've noticed - why do they never fight for the rights of virgins? there's way too many people pushing political correctness and kindness towards all of these weird fucks but no one looks after virgins. no one cares about a virgins feelings but we feel much less loved and much more isolated than all of these people.
>>77916136
I think that was an Australian poster
>>77916167
copy-paste definition that I agree with:
Neoreactionaries believe that due to the acceptance of enlightenment values modern society is in the midst of a long-running moral and material decline. The exact point of when this decline began is disputed; three notable dates in the decline are the trial and execution of of Charles I in 1649, the American Revolution in 1776, and the French Revolution in 1789.
Neoreaction is fundamentally a critique of modern society with no agreed-upon shared goals beyond criticism. It emphasizes the values of subsidiarity, tradition, natural hierarchy, and biological realism and strongly condemns the modern values of democracy and egalitarianism, and the corrupt ideologies spawning from them. Neoreaction could be cladistically be categorized as post-libertarian, as many neoreactionaries are former libertarians who realized that democracy and freedom are incompatible.
Neoreactionaries reject democratic activism and politics and there is no neoreactionary political program. Some neoreactionaries are creating plans to build traditional communities, some to influence elites to install a reactionary political system, and some believe collapse is inevitable, and wish only to preserve knowledge of the reasons for it for those rebuilding in the aftermath.
>>77916230
no adult is seriously a virgin lmao
Why do Brits add an "r" to the end of words that end in "a"? I just heard some guy from Norfolk say "antenner" instead of antenna.
>>77916175
we're still out
but Ivan and Oleg are in the toilet and the third guy (Mistraf? not sure) is ordering drinks so i have a cheeky britposting opportunity
>>77916251
>>77916230
virgins aren't human
>>77916230
not even a rorke (in the slightest) i usually give rasheed the benefit of a doubt, but this needs to be banned.
>>77916257
why do you say innerned instead of internet? (legit question)
>>77916257
there isn't one single british accents
there's lots of them
>>77916242
fair enough, thanks for responding and not just calling me a cunt :)
we, the virgins, the ostracised members of society will one day assemble and take over
>>77916257
only to elide when the next letter's a vowel
sure plenty of brits dont do it though
>>77916301
And they all add "r"s to the end of words.
>>77916230
>things not to say to loners
>things not to say to virgins/incels
Should we all spam flag Tim's videos?
Imagine the absolute breakdown he'd have if his channel were shut down
i will never understand gays
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugchasing
>>77916346
fucking state of whoever made this
>>77916316
i'm trying to build bridges tbqh
/brit/ has been too negative for me lately
>>77916152
croats are shit people you should stay away from them
>>77916176
Did he break his lamp in anger or what?
>>77916347
just leave him alone.
observe but don't prod.
>>77916346
kek
>>77916346
did a smirk
>>77916355
it's funny rasheed
>>77916347
That's his only outlet he'd go mad so fuck off aninefag
>>77916337
hmm no
I live up north and most people don't "add "r"s" to the end of words
Lads tested for above average levels of unconscious racism? How do i stop being a Rorke/
>>77916080
thanks lad. but i cant speak english well.
at the first i must be learn English and fix accent.
how is RP accent in the UK? i feel thats a beautiful and easy to speak than American english.
anyone want to come to bed with me?
>>77916420
suck a willie
>>77916375
https://youtu.be/Cq_MNnFv_u8
probably
or maybe he was just frustrated and accidentally broke it with his tard strength
>>77916420
Become gay so you can't pass on your racist white genes.
>>77916420
most people are racist lad, it's not a fucking sin
>>77916409
Geordie bastard.
>>77916420
why stop
>>77916452
no, manchester
Hi all
You might like to know the op of this thread has a head much like a tiny overripe grape
Thats all folks
>>77916446
first time watching a tim vid
he's actually crazy
why do normaloids bully him
>>77916500
fuck off newcunt
At uni x
need a crazy barb gf
starting to feel like im going crazy watching tim videos
my life has become go to work come home eat and shitpost the same shiposts on brit and watch tim talk about the same shit
>>77916436
umm... ok!
>>77916482
Manc bastard.
>>77916507
been here for years dude
>>77916529
that was scary
>>77916346
>police
not on my watch!
>>77916529
though that was aisha at first lmao
pro-tip: you CANNOT help a schizo i.e Tim
Schizophrenia gets exponentially worse with age. Memory and IQ are severely affected.
It's impossible to communicate with schizophrenics, they switch topics every few seconds and constantly forget what they were talking about (assuming they even still talk). You can treat a schizo with kindness and try to help them, but they could still perceive you as a threat or just another character in their delusion.
if Tim lives into his 70's, he'll be reduced to nothing but a screaming old man who can't even form a single coherent sentence. I've spent more time than i'd like around schizophrenics and no matter what you do, they can't be helped. they have lost not only their ability to know what's real or fake, but also their ability to reason - ask a schizophrenic what 2 + 2 is and they'll say "potato". leaving Tim alone is for the best, putting him in a hospital is probably the worst thing you can do.