Emperor of Roses
UMU!
>>77914501
you bastard
too early
>>77914465
Its okay I won't tell anyone that you love animu
>>77914555
those are lies, but whatever nobody knows me anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO2w29PwoFk
comfy
being a retard is the way to happiness
>>77914585
lol
k
God, I wish this was me
>>77914650
I, too, wish for the sweet release of death.
>>77914650
No you don't
>>77914687
t. turkish roach
>>77914714
t. Tyrese
>>77914714
why yes hello turkish roach, what are you doing in burgerland?
>>77914724
Why yes hello Tyrese what are you doing in Lithuania?
>>77914724
t. couldn't beat the soviets
>>77914727
>While the inspiration for the hamburger did come from Hamburg...
>>77914817
did I really offend you, burger?
calm comfy night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y33h81phKU
>night
umm
>>77915506
yes it is night time
>>77915557
>1 AM
>night time
>>77915597
>>1 AM
>>night time
yes it's night time
is this supposed to be bait or something?
>>77915668
I live by Japanese timezone
>>77915726
sorry, but that is pretty stupid
>>77915755
FACT:Every genius in the world has been called stupid
>>77915726
Wow, what a baka
>>77915777
Even if that would be true, that wouldn't make you automatically a genius
>>77915806
What ever chink
go back to china chink, and stop eating Shiba Inus Xang
>>77915887
not an argument
btw being retarded is the way to go
step aside brainiacs
The Britbong was right, you know?
>>77915925
Yes I know that iwas just a statement
>>77915936
what britbong?
>le green eyes maymay
hello brown eyed subhuman in denial
if you have red blood you are subhuman
t. guy who has blue blood and skin and lives in a blue world
>why yes I do have a blue blood
*tips fedora*
>>77916607
I don't I own fedora
*tips baseball cap*
>>77916650
Guess who's back, back again.
>>77916705
Who?
>>77916699
yes exactly like this
>>77916784
Good to have you back
>>77916816
It's good to be back
I have arrived.
anglos not welcome
Blue people are welcome
>>77917447
Glad you're here, got any plans for today?
>>77917585
Fuck off smurf lover
>>77917635
foreigners are not welcome
>>77917447
same
Thread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4QGPWLY-EM
>>77917635
I dare you to insult him one more time
>A kraut saying foreigners not welcome
You're ganna get locked up sonny.
>>77917711
Thanks my friend, but I'm a big boy and I think I can defend myself without any problems
>>77917817
See the name of the thread, do you see /ausnz/ written? no, no you don't so that means you are not welcome
just don't start to cry or anything. sometimes world can be cruel
>>77917711
Is he your new bf, are you cheating on the homo Russian?
Anyway I bet the germ would love to fuck pic related with all his talk of loving blue,
>>77917935
I don't like smurfs
check mate
>>77917910
Simmer down, it was a joke.
Although it was my fault for doing that, you Germans aren't known for having humour.
>>77917935
Nope. I know that this might be hard for you understand but you can, not love a person and still care for him.
I always figured he was a lith
>>77917826
I just want to steal his money lol I don't really care xD
>>77918002
>Simmer down, it was a joke.
It might seem to you that I was angry or something, but in reality I'm totally calm and collected, you can't sense what I'm feeling through the text
check mate
>>77918054
I'm german tho
>>77918081
I see, you sneaky little bastard :D
>>77918112
Ok sure.
hey ho, the night is upon us
>>77918160
oh, well you have no excuse then because Germans are actually nice people.
I gave you the Lithuanian proxy benefit of the doubt.
>>77918691
>Germans are actually nice people.
there are always some exceptions to the rules
Lads, the dairy was out of pies at midday.
I fear I may burn it to the ground for such an insult to my country.
>>77918823
Are you sure you're """german""" and not from say... Syria?
>>77918875
There is no excuse for this sort of behaviour, take it into your own hands.
>>77918875
100% true german, I'm even eating bratwurst at the moment and dancing like a true german
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWsQQgbKkjc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzQZfO-Bc_Y
Why is Japan so awesome?
>>77918927
Exactly, at least the bloody paki's stock enough pies, but I guess the Chinese assume you have to rock up at 10am to get a pie.
>>77918971
hmmm
I want to fuck a kiwi
>>77919202
This is cool and all, but this one is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCLlsHvOEfw
>anglo
>gay
>likes to molest little children
choose three
>>77919453
hmm. what meme is this?
>>77919453
>likes to molest little children
literally nobody has said anything like this
>>77919475
Old, but gold meme from the age of golden meme era(I think you weren't even born at that time)
>>77919512
im too old for this shit
>>77919501
you are so easy, I can write whatever I want you will still gonna get baited(tho that one particular post wasn't a bait)
futa is not gay
futa is gay as fuck
>>77919556
>you are so easy
n-no I'm not, where did you get that idea!?!
>>77919536
Yes you are, you are old and wise wizard of /balt/, silently watching over the people here
>>77919611
just don't turn this conversation in something gay, I swear every freaking thread somehow turns out gay because of you
nope not gay
you're the only one saying this
>>77919625
*pulls old man hat over eyes, sitting in a rocking chair*
damn kids...
>>77919252
Me too
>>77919578
Correct
>>77919611
You're a massive slut
>>77919672
I thought Germans were good at understanding irony, but I guess not.
>>77919731
maybe we should get together sometime...
>>77919731
>Me too
>You're a massive slut
s-speak for yourself
>>77919744
>I'm only being gay ironically
>t. gay new zealander
yeah right
You're all gay sluts.
stop it no more gay stuff
>>77919903
Isn't it really late for you?
Can't you let us be ironically gay without all this abuse.
Like I said to erase gayness from this thread, we need to remove anglos
>>77919773
Maybe we should...
>>77919797
I'm only ironically a slut
>>77919889
Yes, but only ironically
>>77920044
>I'm only ironically a slut
Are you trying to say that I'm not ironic? Because that's a serious accusation.
>>77920044
I'd make you a slut for realsies
tfw already met the perfect person but he's dating a stupid tranny
It's time for baltics to go sleep
>>77920280
Azusa is cute
>>77920275
maybe you should become a tranny and steal his affection
>>77920146
I not trying to say anything, I'm sure you're just as ironic as me
>>77920197
Please no (Yes)
>>77920322
>I'm sure you're just as ironic as me
y-yea, I don't think I could be more ironic if I tried.
>>77920322
fuck sleeping
>>77920319
It's not that he prefers trannies. It was just a weird situation, and he just kinda hit me with the news out of no where... I am kinda far away, so I guess it'd be stupid to take me over someone closer.
>>77920347
m-me to...
>>77920358
but that's forbidden!
>>77920414
I hope it works out for you...
>>77920506
then why does it feel so right
>>77920525
Hope what works out? Killing myself?
>>77920563
life
>>77920582
Barely alive, desu. I'm bedridden and don't have much hope. I was looking forward to trying to live with him but nope
>>77920611
what's wrong?
>>77920629
Wish I knew.
>>77920506
h-ha we really are masters of irony aren't we, I bet we could even trick people into think we are actually gay, how silly would that be!
>>77920611
w-wow, have you tried healing crystals?
>>77914501
>tfw I started F/GO a few days ago and got UMU, but being new and not knowing what I was doing I rerolled a few times
>have never been able to get her, especially now that the new master promo and nero event ended
>really, REALLY regretting it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSN6et9eze8
>>77920358
Once again, /balt/ overwelming animéness made it the best thread of /int/ today.
>>77914501
post more nero
>have a 4hr lab right now
Fantastic, I hate Friday afternoons anyway...
>>77920866
It's actually Thursday evening sweetie
>>77920658
That would be pretty silly haha
>>77920866
Are you me? Because I also have a 4 hour lad this afternoon
>stupid aussie trap friend makes both of you in rimworld so you can hook up
...
>>77920797
Thanks.
>>77920979
>aussie trap
Flannel?
Smiles?
>>77921080
Uhhh I've only seen a bit of his face. Not sure exactly what you mean by flannel.
>>77921144
Flannel was an aussie trap that posted here.
Smiles visited once or twice from /mtfg/, also an aussie.
>>77921211
Oh, nah. He's just some lucky soul that didn't hit puberty and has no body hair, sexual interest (well not much anyway), and is quite short.
>>77921276
I don't really have much body hair
>>77921470
Cute, I wish I had less body hair
4 days into August. I think it's time for a cheeky wank. Got the house to myself.
>>77921639
I have enough that I have to wax every now and then but it's mostly blonde so you don't usually see it
>>77921470
I'm not a satyr, but it's not good.
why are boys so darn cute
idk
>>77922402
My goal is to (ironically) be a cute boy
>>77922459
>posts Saber
shaking my head family
>>77922459
>>77922472
Tbh I've never seen whatever show she's from I just thought it was a generic blushing anime girl
good morning
>>77923106
Good morning.
How are finding life in Latvia?
>>77923114
*How are you
>>77923106
Mornin'
Been out the backyard and got some sun.
>>77924041
Don't fall asleep in the sun and get skin cancer!
>>77924056
I didn't. I have very pale face cause I don't go outside.
currently standing in line at the immigration office. line is full of indians and a few chinese. maybe two westerners lmao
>>77924474
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEmove piggus.
Good morning.
>>77920954
>4 hour lad this afternoon
I hope its me
>>77924575
You last 4 hours? Sounds awful.
>>77924585
Depends on how nervous I am, and that time also included cuddling.
>>77924610
tfw no cuddles ever
>>77924567
Good morning, got any plans?
>>77924575
It's supposed to say lab, but if I did have a 4 hour lad it'd be you
>>77924626
>ever
We will all get our girl(boy) cuddles eventually.
>>77924637
>he didn't say no-homo
u-uh oh
>>77924567
Do you plan on betraying me more today?
>>77924637
Not really. New Path of Exile league starts before midnight so I'll probably stay late up to play that.
>>77924656
What do you mean?
>>77924656
There is an implied no homo on all my posts
>>77924683
never mind then, maybe I was mistaken
>>77924686
oh, I see that makes complete sense
I was almost worried for a second
>>77924717
I don't understand the skin flap.
>>77924724
>skin flap
the what?
>>77924717
>never mind then, maybe I was mistaken
Explain, or else!
>>77924738
>>77924740
I seem to have somehow mistaken you for another Estonian working against me.
>>77924771
That's just a weird artistic version of a cute fang.
>>77924783
Oh. I should try to help him. Maybe together we'd manage to clean the threads of degenerates.
>>77924819
You bastard
Does someone want this faggot?
>>77924717
Don't worry you cute little head about it, there's not way any of this could be interpreted as homosexual
>>77924900
>sit on their lap
l-lewd
>>77924900
Who's that?
Hmm haven't eaten lunch again today. I actually want some home made bean nachos.
>>77924957
Oh
Hahaha, nah you can keep him for yourself.
>cyberstutter
end your life
>>77924835
I must save these threads somehow.
>>77924974
This. A least try to act like a human.
>I've been using cyberstutter this whole time
t-thats not good...
>>77924982
Once we have ironic gay sex I'm sure the thread will fix itself.
>>77925001
I think we need an ironic gay threesome to truly fix this thread
me on the left
you on right
Estonian in the middle
>>77925001
I'm not a slut like you who'd fuck anything that gave it attention.
>>77925122
I never said I would fuck you... I thought we were friends.
>>77925142
We're barely acquaintances.
We just post in the same thread at the same time sometimes.
oh. if that's how you feel
>>77925265
I'm too edgy to have friends anyway.
Me in pic.
>>77925436
Do you want to be my friend?
I'm non-homo.
>>77925436
We are both lonely, I see no reason we can't even be friends ironically.
>>77925453
pls send bullet
Shit thread
>>77925538
shit country
>>77925534
Cute, you two should have a cuddle
>>77925534
If you don't want it stop flirting with him, it's not that fucking hard.
>>77925556
How was I flirting? I was sincerely hoping he didn't because I'm not interested. I guess I'll just stop responding.
>>77925564
Looks like cute teasing to me desu
>>77925453
You have a bunch of people you erp with, why are you lonely?
>>77925446
A true edgelord has no friends.
where is the balts?
>>77925652
Different friends for different things.
>>77925690
That's getting a bit greedy.
>>77925775
What's the point in life in we don't try live greedy? Why can't I have friends and a gf(male) too?
I don't see why I should put an artificial limit on my happiness.
>>77925840
We should put a non-artificial limit on your cock.
>>77925852
I don't know if that sounds hot or not.
>>77925852
Hot, please do that
>>77925888
Clearly you're an outrageous slut and need to chill out.
>>77925903
Now I'm only a slut for >>77925902
>>77925652
>A true edgelord has no friends.
Oh okay.
>>77925986
I'd make a very boring friend anyway.
wish 4chan was a textboard so we could weed out the anime girl picture gay roleplay drivel hihihi posts
>>77925995
Same probably, I only really asked because you seemed against the idea.
>>77925952
Wow, looks like I've got my own slut
>>77926044
DISGUSTING
>>77926044
>Cummies
I may be a slut, but I'm not a degenerate...
>>77926074
>gay slut
>not degenerate
Pick one and only one.
What's the one thing faggots like more than penis?
>>77926127
You forgot the ironic part there friend.
>>77926074
Yeah sure
>>77926141
Anime?
>>77926141
Trying to think of a witty answer but I'm drawing a blank.
Go on then tell me.
>>77926168
>>77926172
Penis smell.
>>77926179
That doesn't sound quite right
>>77926247
Are you sure? Every homo I've met LOVES cock aroma.
>>77926270
I'm only ironic, but I wouldn't know anyway I've never smelt a cock before.
>>77926291
I've only smelt one, so I don't have a good sample size.
>>77926299
You seem to make large assumptions based on very small sample sizes.
why did I not know this existed till now
https://youtu.be/lqJ8QAjs0eU?t=61
my life is now complete
>>77926144
This joke is getting old and annoying.
>>77926306
It was based on every homo I know which is like 20 sooo
>>77926270
I'm only an ironic homo, so I don't really enjoy the physical properties of dick
>>77926315
How do you know so many homos?
>>77926333
Almost every steam friend I have/have known were at least bisexual.
>>77926347
Huh, are you yourself bi or gay?
>>77926356
I think I'd give myself a 4 or 5 on the kinsey scale.
>>77926326
>I don't really enjoy the physical properties of dick
oh... personally I might ironically enjoy them.
>>77926379
I was talking unironically, ironically I'm sure I'd like the smell (and taste) of dick (specifically yours)
>>77926379
>ironically
Fucking stop.
>>77926451
Are you trying to make me gay?
good morning, gentlemen
>>77926370
Huh, neat stuff.
>>77926474
Good morning m80.
>>77926474
hello!
you guys are like 6 years late to the "ironic" meme. im getting quite literally /b/tard meme spouting tier cringe
>>77926493
But how else will I preserve my heterosexuality?
>following meme culture
xD
>>77926486
>>77926488
aye, How was your day?
>>77926473
Acting retarded on purpose gets really annoying.
>>77926511
Good sorted my new house today got the key, and going to start moving my shit in tomorrow.
Whats the plan for you today chief.
>>77926529
I guess moving in won't be so hard considering the distance.
STOP being gay
(this post is specifically dedicated to all the anglos in the world and it is protected by the copyright infringement)
>>77926544
Nah piece of piss, it'll only take a couple of hours.
>>77926511
Okay so far. Had a nice breakfast of turkey, stuffing, and carrots.
>>77926520
There is a possibility that he is just a retard
>>77926559
>turkey, stuffing, and carrots
>breakfast
>>77925673
hej
>>77926529
>new house
cool, how much did it cost? are you renting?
>whats the plan for you today chief
, just playing vidya and maybe i'll get some social interaction in the evening
>>77926559
Be healthy, eat your veggies daily
>>77926617
>i'll get some social interaction in the evening
what a freaking normalfag
>>77926572
I can eat whatever the fuck I want whenever the fuck I want.
>>77926639
>He doesn't have friends
>>77926617
Yeah I'm renting, it's really cheap because I live in a meth ridden town with no jobs, probably the only good thing about this place.
What games you ganna play?
>>77926645
You tell him.
>>77926617
>New Zealand
>are you renting?
If only you knew...
>>77926645
>american diet
>>77926656
>me.gif
That is my gimmick
>>77926661
i guess mass effect, Fallout
>tfw no hypnotised cute boy slave
being gay is okay because it rhymes
>>77926724
Do you know hypnosis? You could practice on me.
on my way to becoming latvian resident heh
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>>77926807
Great post Kim.
>>77926613
hej estland
>>77926793
>>77926793
>Aiste
>22.09.1995
heh grill, I'm about to dox you Aiste
If /ausnz/ was split from /balt/, all gayposting problems would be solved.
tits or gtfo
>>77926886
We had just finished gayposting, why are you so obsessed with bring it back?
>>77926886
>what is russianweeb and lithweeb
>>77926886
>>77926886
i agree
>>77926886
They will split, I will make them split, I will bully them to the death
>>77926910
Because you'll start again later. Ignoring problems sadly doesn't make them go away.
>>77926962
Please do.
They already left, they are scared of me
Just done a big ol' wank.
>>77927120
Might have one too desu
>>77927120
LEWD
>>77927125
Me on the right.
if you are a fag(anglo), go here
>>77927219
>>77927219
>>77927160
>>77927222
Can't make your mind up?
>>77927314
Wrote left on accident.
>>77927222
me on the left
>>77927314
>>77927375
why are you not posting in your thread?
>>77927375
Stay out of my fantasies, homo.
>>77927484
Why do you trick me like this?
Cute post and then reject me.
>>77927364
hmmm..
>>77927401
Because this is my thread
me on the left
>>77927500
me on the right
>>77927525
No it is not, you have to leave
/balt/ + /ausnz/ was a mistake, I always thought like this, it shouldn't exist
>>77927555
Trips tells the truth
>>77927573
You are the worst poster, this is (You) tied up so you can't make it worse.
>>77927500
Because I'm not gay.
>>77927509
What?
>>77927608
Your opinion is meaningless as you don't belong here and have no power here
>>77927624
Insightful post
>>77927614
>What?
Nothing, just replied for the hell of it.
Much like this one.
>>77927624
>Checks flag
you dont belong here either
>>77927713
Oh, you just want attention. I'll gladly give you lots of it.
>>77927782
Wow neat.
Thanks.
>>77927782
what about me?
>>77927852
If you're not cuckiwi, I could give you attention.
>>77927798
No problem, buddy.
>>77927852
Only if you promise to be a good girl.
>>77927852
What about you?
You don't deserve any attention
>>77927902
quite enjoying the pics you like to post
>>77927125
breakfast served
>>77927897
>If you're not cuckiwi
n-nevermind then
>>77927909
sorry
>>77927902
>No problem, buddy.
(You) for you too.