/brit/

it's horrible when facebook makes fun of a mentally ill man but it's funny when us /brit/ lads do it haha proper banter lad hah

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sophie

Check it out now
The funk soul brother
Right about now
The funk soul brother

>>77911699
hag

>>77911694
he's your president have some respect

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hmmm

back from gym, felt a bit sluggish/tired

ate me pork chops and lentils

life is a bit dull atm lads

got a fish bone stuck at the back of my mouth and its driving me doopin mental

>>77911716
honking

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Me doing a shot

Has donald trump actually done / achieved anything since he has been in power? Feel like all the coverage has been over the russia shite but he's still not impeached so who really cares (yet). I guess that muslim ban was something but that was only for like 3 days

please reply

>>77911682

>>77911778
wondered where my willy went

Any Lubonmyr Melnyk man in?

>>77911801
>Has donald trump actually done / achieved anything since he has been in power?
not really

>>77911801
made some laws

>>77911801
watching him outline his achievements is hilarious

all he can point to is confirming an SC judge (would have happened no matter what) and things he has very limited influence on like muh stock market

any chxpo fan in

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40814824
>Massive numbers of men off themselves annually
>1 suicidal woman
>STOP EVERYTHING AND MAKE SURE SHE GETS THE CARE SHE NEEDS

>>77911808
saw that bird getting fingered round the back of Wimpy in Bermondsey last weekend

>>77911801
nothing of worth no

>>77911842
nah he's made wall street a bit richer

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>>77911801
I cannot imagine being this deluded
sounds like something someone who only gets their news from cnn would say

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me and the lads

>>77911808
shes disgusting apart from in that vid

>>77911808
jesus fuck off hetero listen mate
yes, the tv shows show off boobs for barely legal women and women who look like off the press

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>>77911874

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WE ARE DOOMED

THEY ARE COMING

>>77911855
Young girls need support to deal with their issues and recover from passive sexual assault

If a guy wants to kill himself then I have a little advice that should help - #ManUp

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>I support dr*mpf

>>77911874
I don't really follow the news

it's all just molecules innit, everything, molecules jiggling about

>>77911902
love mainstream medier man

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>>77911857
bet you're lying

>>77911890
no she isn't

>>77911901
i can't follow

>>77911855
The Virgin Post

>>77911801
he's not supreme dictator, he requires congress to do most things. i didn't even expect him to win, happy to have a giant "fuck you" as a president for 4 years even if he can't get stuff through

>>77911855
men are clever
if they want to off themselves you can assume it's because they deserve to die

Just got a library membership lads

time to stop wasting shekels on 2nd hand books

>>77911906
I remember this happening live on /sci/

some real 2spook shit

>>77911913
yeah it shows

>>77911946
enjoy your empty bookcase

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rorke: britain did nothing wrong
rasheed: britain caused all the problems in the world
radical centrist: britain doesn't exist

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>Just got a library membership lads
>
>time to stop wasting shekels on 2nd hand books

>>77911946
Check out this NERD lads

Haha

>>77911986
it's already full...what's the point in keeping them? I'll only re-read a handful.

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anime

>the wall is already under construction
But no, keep deluding yourself that he's going to be impeached because you don't like him.

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>>77911987

>>77911986
enjoy your shelves full of books, vhs, betamax, minidiscs, 3 1/2 inch floppies and every other obsolete media

poured a glass of spiced gold

mueller appointed a grand jury lads

>>77912024
>3 1/2 inch floppie

no bully pls

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>enjoy your shelves full of books, vhs, betamax, minidiscs, 3 1/2 inch floppies and every other obsolete media

>>77911944
>Women don't deserve to die
Hello v*rgin

The moment of insertion is the pinnacle of human existence

Debate me virginfags

>>77912018
>the construction of a wall exempts dj dompf from being impeached
hmmm...

>>77912004
they look nice
>>77912024
no just books, I like physically owning books. rest are pointless

poured a glass of spiced 'dora

drinking some irn bru

any engineering man in? far too many 'tisms and deanos in here

>>77912018
Read the transcripts of the Mexico & Australia calls on WashingtonPost

>that man is the leader of your country

HOWLING

and for what?
there's more to life than a little money you know
don't you know that?

>>77912079
hi

>>77912088
>there's more to life than a little money you know

t. poor person

>>77912070
>I like physically owning books

Literally why? It's just extra shit weighing you down. Clean your room.

gona start calling people mush

>>77912070
same but for vinyls
it's just better to have it for some nebulous reason init

>>77912022
how come the doctor can fly round the galaxy but his adventures mainly take place in south east england

>>77911986
Only homeless people and niggers go to libraries anymore

>>77912077
irn bru more like wee poo haha

>>77912070
>They look nice

Get a load of this pseud

I bet >40% of the books on your shelf are unread and unlikely to be read

>>77912069
Nope, but Impeachment does require a valid reason.

face
hair
body
arse
tits

>>77912024
there is no such thing as obsolete media

>>77912135
treason is a pretty good one
#lockhimup

>>77912123
>we poo

yeah all down your trouser legs, we know all about it

>>77912106
I just like holding it and turning the pages, can't get on with kindles
it's not rational just personal preference

>>77912079
>engineering
>not autistic

lel

dubs and we all gets gf's tomorrow

>>77912155
can you cite some evidence of treason?

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>>77912180

Is it worth spending the money on a cheap Ryan Air flight to London?

>>77912184
i'll leave that to the courts
enjoy it while you can little blumpfkin

>>77912115
It's literally the centre of the universe. They addressed this in the show.

Stupid posts like this are how we know you're a casual.

@77912100

shan't be giving you a (You) since even a runt graduate in the poonited sharts earns more than me and quite frankly it's unfair

>>77912184
said France wasn't France anymore and that he wouldn't go to it. Then did. The man cannot be trusted.

>>77912169
*poos all over you*
*laughs*
*runs off*

>>77912209
Depends on what you intend to do here and how much money you want to spend tbqh

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Huh

what about the duterte eh
love a man who doesn't care about human rights

>>77912176
You've never met both a physicist and engineer at the same time?
Only runts on worthless engineering courses are autistic. An engineer with the 'tism is utterly worthless

>>77912270
Bet you'd care if he was shitting all over YOUR human rights

anyone bought this yet

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Mohammeds-Koran-Muslims-Kill-Islam-ebook/dp/B0749P7DZJ/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

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Jesus lads you know your weight is out of control when the Pakistani you buy kebabs off of tells you you've gotten fat and should lose some weight and how slim he was at that age, even gave me a bottle of water instead of a coke for my meal.

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>>77912269
bet that comment has like 500 likes too

>>77912294
i'd be impressed he was able to defecate on an abstract concept, that's all

>>77912269
*doesnt learn how to shag birds*

ah yes gaming culture

fuck donald drumpf. impeachment announcement in the next hour

>>77912304
stop financing paki rape terrorism

>>77912304
put his windows through

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>>77912269

GUYS GUYS GUYS

I'm the guy who posted a while back Marijuana fucked me up and gave me hellish trips. My second package arrived, and I've just smoked it, and it's EUPHORIC. I guess the Purple Kush out of a bong was too strong for a first timer. Blue Dream in a pipe is actually good.

>>77912329
the leisure suit larry series must return

it is true there is no concrete grounds to impeach drumpf at this time, but he should probably be removed anyway.

not had dinner yet and need to be in bed by 11

whoops haha

croats have given me some toblerone
but its PROPER toblerone, not the resized shitty ripoff UK toblerone

LOVE croatia now

i am europhobic

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How's /GF2017/ coming along lads?

>>77912372
qui dort dine

>>77912349
fuck off smackhead

>>77912349
junkie waster

>went to gym
>sauna afterwards as always
>there's a fat black woman in there with jogging bottoms and a t shirt on

Obviously 100C wasn't hot enough for her.

>>77912380
fuckin dire

>>77911765
when did she get thicc

>>77912380
thought i was getting somewhere apparently not

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And Chewy, I'm some hot nigga
Like I talk to Shyste when I shot niggas
Like you seen em twirl then he drop, nigga
And we keep them nine milli's on my block, nigga
And Monte keep it on him, he done dropped niggas
And Trigger he be wilding, he some hot nigga
Tones known to get busy with them Glocks, nigga
Try to run down and you can catch a shot, nigga
Running through these checks till' I pass out
Your shawty gave me neck 'til I pass out
I swear to God, all I do is cash out
And if you ain't a ho, get up out my trap house
I been selling crack since like the fifth grade
Really never made no difference what the shit made
Jaja taught me flip them packs and how to maintain
Get that money back and spend it on the same thing
Shawty like the way that I ball out
I be getting money 'til I fall out
You talking cash dog, I goes all out
Shawty love the way that I floss out
Free Greezy though, let all of my dogs out
Mama said no pussy cats inside my dog house
That's what got my daddy locked up in the dog pound
Free Phantom though, let all of my dogs out
We gon' pull up in that hooptie like we cops on 'em
With the sixteen's, we gon' put some shots on em'
I send a lil' thot to send the drop on em'
She gon' call me up and I'mma sick the hots on em'
Grimey savage, that's what we are
Grimey shooters dressed in G-Star
GS nine, I go so hard
But GS for my gun squad
And bitch if there's a problem we gon' gun brawl
Shots poppin 'out The AR
I'm with Trigger, I'm with Rasha, I'm with A-Raw
Broad daylight and we gon' let them things bark
Tell them niggas free Meechie Ho
Someway free Breezy ho
And tell my niggas, Shmurda teaming, ho
Mitch caught a body 'bout a week ago
Fuck with us and then we tweaking, ho
Run up on that nigga get to squeezing, ho
Everybody catching bullet holes
Niggas got me on my bully yo
I'mma run up, put that gun on 'em
I'mma run up, go dumb on 'em
Niggas got me on that young shit
Got me on that go dumb shit

>>77912412
>>77912405
Someone Dora these pronto

>>77912380
Shite tbqh, got dumped a month ago

Only 5 months left to rectify the situation

>>77912380
Nothing so far but then again I've barely interacted with any girls.

Will do online dating at some point.

>>77911937
mate of mine fingered her outside a club in carlow

>>77912380
*look in mirror*
*still have the virgin look*

not good anon I'll be honest

>>77912375
if you love croats so much why dont you marry them

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>recreational drugs

>>77912444
Why did you get dumped?

>>77912380
thought i had it in the bag, not looking too hot

My favourite threads you ask?

>/ck/ alcoholic generals
>/fit/ mirin' threads

>>77912349
Duuuuuuuuude...

>>77912450
online dating is shite unless you are gay or over 25
full of weirdos otherwise

>>77912496
big bird

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sue

>>77912460
stop lying

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>>77912420
>>77912434
>>77912444
>>77912450
>>77912461
>>77912501
WE GO AGAIN

>>77912380
I'm 22 and still a kissless virgin. So not that good really.

>>77912494
Not too sure, we weren't right really and she got bored/went off me.

Miss her but know it wasn't gonna last tbqh

>>77912505
*a girl looked at me*
*clearly wants my willy*

ah yes mirin generals

>>77912512
I'm 24 and straight

>>77912526
fit

I bet queers wear jockstraps for underwear because they don't have an ass part. Easy access and that.

>>77912538
I feel confident that I won't let it slip this time.

>>77911874
what's he done then mate?

only care about myself

>>77912538
>this does not slip
>lose the title because he literally slips up

What did he do to make Satan this spiteful?

>>77912380
i am above such things

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Is it goin well lads?

do something white people

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>>77912615

>>77911801
tbf one thing he has done is withdraw from TPP

but other than that, nothing
and the first 100 days are usually by far the most productive

hes a bit of a fuckup tbqh

>>77912602
/scv/?

>>77912538
AYE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXGUNvIFTQw

>>77912349
Could've related to the environment/mood you were in both times

>>77912615
working on it

>>77912573
why are you thinking about gay people and what they wear?
you're obsessed and probably gay yourself

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isq6YltjRRU

>>77912615
we're

>>77912581
According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, 533,000 jobs were added to the U.S. economy during the months of January, February and March in 2017

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501792611045.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501792690264.webm

imagine telling someone at the start of the race that DJ Fart would win

>>77912602
met quite a few Korean girls in my time at a very "multinational" uni, to be quite honest they were all munters. The scandis and Canadians were by far the most attractive.

i think the finnish language is completely made up and they're just taking the piss pretending it means anything

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>>77912602
koreans have the highest use of plastic surgery of any country
for me it's the japs

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>>77912615

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hmm go tell immigration authorities youre an illegal very smart

woo!
yahoo!

>>77912675
that's a lot of Mexican farm labour

>>77912678
poll wanker here
i was saying trump will win for at least 6 months prior to the election

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>famous speeches
>Aragon at the Back Gate

>>77912715
screaming. thank god they god deported

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>>77912430
she's 'ri

>>77912676
this fucking bender shit again.

fuck off you beta cuck

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40820863
scrumpy jack is FINISHED

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>screaming. thank god they god deported

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Lads help me out.

Is that a dude or a chick on the left?

And the right same question?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqV7K_O7v7o

>>77912715
to be fair this was probably absolutely normal before toilet bog fart got in
hell the democrats even had an illegal make a speech at their convention

>>77912380
Very good at the moment for the first time in my life. Love my girlfriend and she loves me too. Best gf I've ever had desu

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>>77911902
POTION SELLER

>>77912770
you've spent too much time on 4chan if this is remotely difficult for you

>>77912799
>Best gf I've ever had desu

ONLY GF you've ever had*

>>77912706
oi oi still not wide enough
*goes for a fist bump*

>>77912804
do as i say not as i do

>>77912715
wait why did he go to the ICE?
to gloat about getting into college or what?

>>77912675
>Trump controls the cyclical nature of the economy

wow, that's a lot of jobs at that air-con factory!!

YOU CANNOT BE AGGRO LOUIS

>>77912715
spic blown the fuck out. love the illegals that brag about how they got into an ivy league or something then get deported

>>77912763
interesting how the BBC never once considers the possibly that trump has no connections with russia but instead fills every other sentence with the possibility that he does

>>77912804

Leftism is a mental disorder

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gonna just swipe on some ugly bitches lads wish me luck

>>77912770
clearly a woman you nitwit

>>77912770
fuck you, diev et mon droit
my prononciation is always one

>>77912840
Guarantee leftists will blame him though when it goes tits up.

>>77912872
good luck

http://vocaroo.com/i/s01J4y0MfFOY

>>77912840
never said he did. just something that happened when he was in office

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>Leftism is a mental disorder

>>77912868
pretty obvious he does

meant right, not one
drunk again, am a weak man

>>77912770
>dude or a chick

Fuck off yank

ok google, tell the lads on /brit/ I'm wanking

>>77912868
americans are literally obsessed with BBC

>>77912875
Haut les mains

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*Flies through your window*

does the so-called german live right on the border between denmark and germany? how does he change flags every day

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>>77912812
>>77912874

Are you sure?

I find her cute yet I am also confused.

>>77912872
if you swipe ugly bitches the algorithm assumes your ugly as well.

>>77912946
he's a danish kike

fun fact: german and english are the same language

>>77912913
I asked you what he did

>>77912944
tbqh the only upshot of this cold, miserable weather in the middle of Summer is the lack of insects flying into my room

>>77912915
literally nothing he has done is out of the ordinary
but i'm not going to get into a big argument about it. believe what you want

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>Sargon
>molyneux
>joe rogan
>PJW

>>77912875

Je dois vais à une "parking"

>>77912986
whom are you quoting

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>>77912667
we didn't deserve him

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFZ75vKe3YY

>>77912976
well that's no fun

>>77912963
a pretty average amount compared to other presidents

>>77912982
timothy james byrne here in my rented manor in cheydinhal

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>>77912967
>cold, miserable weather
wanna trade cunt

>>77912997
those are clearly meme arrows and not quotation marks you fat mong

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how old is tim

>>77912990
atrocious

literally wear the same clothes outside in February and August

such is life as a temperate cuck

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>>77913020
the janny doesn't like me talking politics in /brit/

>>77913034
based oceanic climate

>>77913025
anything specific?

>>77913035
whom are thou meme arrowing

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>give up on ever kissing a girl
>"fuck it, I'll just hire an escort"
>realise escorts are also girls

There should be a government taskforce that tracks you down if you haven't had your first kiss by 20 and kills you in your sleep. Kindest thing to do tbqh.

>>77913033
enjoyed this

>>77912990
:3

got three fucking fire monsters from the puzzle & dragons godfest
useless

>>77912813
Freak hoes had several

>>77913062
The expectation is that as a 20 year old, youre an adult.

Ergo you should be responsible enough to kill yourself, not rely on the state to do it at a time of austerity

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>>77913036
early 50s

Business idea: buy products for a small amount of money and sell them for more

Loved when I held hands with a lad.

>>77913133
bit gay

*reaches for the hitting stick*
You’ve done it now, Runt

>>77913130
i'm out

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People willingly give their hard earned money to pay for stuff like this.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/proginfo/2017/33/no-more-boys-and-girls

want AIDS but I'm not gay

>>77913055
http://www.npr.org/2017/04/27/525753448/white-house-touts-historic-28-laws-signed-by-trump-but-what-are-they
signed a lot of bills that may go into effect. he can't change policies with a snap of a finger, you know that though right?

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>>77913124
wow, 1965

tim is old lol

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servitude on the morrow

>>77913172
find a heroin den

>>77913169
the le beeb. the pinnacle of news media

So, um, yeah, turns out there really is no show about gays like in every other sitcom where boobs will be clapping. Jesus.

>>77913207
scared of needles

>>77913133
why were you doing it

>>77913175
yes mate, I'm aware, but even with a house majority he can't even pass his landmark reforms like Obamacare repeal

rubbish President

>>77913169
>Doctor Javid Abdelmoneim
of course
it's not enough the gang rape them, they also have to fuck with their young minds

Really love popular trap music (e.g. Rae Sremmurd, Yachty and Uzi Vert) but when I listen to it, I get a shameful feeling after about 30 mins and have to turn it off immediately. Any y'all niggas know this feel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae0nwSv6cTU

this is what I would consider a "choon"

>>77913169
>A visit to Professor Gina Rippon at Aston University, one of the UK’s leading experts in brain imaging and neuroscience, reveals there is no such thing as a male or female brain type

And yet if you're transgender, brain scans can tell that you're actually male/female despite having a female/male body. Amazing.

>>77913239
>trap

girl with penis music?

>>77912982
Dunno why but I laughed out loud at incessant banging

>>77913270
well it was meant to be funny

i see many a marius in trump

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>you will never be born in the year 1194

>>77913237
so you think the majority of republicans in congress agree with trump? hmmm, you really are informed on american politics. please, go on

if you hate me it's mutual

>>77913227
cause we went on a date

>>77913281
Never reply to me again

>>77913243
vapid pretentious tripe

>>77913239
i think it's the worst thing to happen to popular culture

>>77913290
why do u want that?

im morally superior to God

>>77913292
no, I'm not saying that, I'm saying that he can't even get the backing of his party, he's a lame duck with a majority

RUBBISH

>>77913206
>go in
>browse twitter, the 'dit and some news
>check emails, send a few
>chat shit with colleagues and have a coffee
>get taken out for lunch and a few beers
>come back, same as above
>walk off into the sunset £130 odd richer

Sounds alright to me

>>77913312
we did it reddit! same time, everyday! it's just his gimmick!
enjoy this gold fellow redditor

>>77913243
Basically a virginity extender in aural form

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>>77913312
Monty Don is better

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>>77913313
so i can work as a stableboy on a baron's estate and witness as he rides to the court of king john 2 to see the king sign the magna carta

>>77911771
went to gym yesterday and had a shit session.
failed on the 5th rep of my first working set of squats
then did another set of 4 and called it a day on squats.
did 1x5, 1x4 1x3 on ohp.

had a good row session
did 4 pull ups and then couldnt do any othesr so i did negatives.

felt no energy.

>>77913352
new

>>77913326
so change his opinions to those of the republican party, which is vastly divided anyway. sounds good mate, you should be a political advisor

honestly don't get people who spend £50 to go out to some runty restaurant to eat, my ready meal tastes just as good at a fraction of the price

just not a food ponce, simple as really

>>77913327
What's your title and what should you really be doing?

>>77913308
>Caring about Mr Noseberg dropping an additional poo into the brown toilet water that is 'popular culture'

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>>77913302
>>77913341
thank you for listening

>>77913402
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conspicuous_consumption

If people don't see you being rich, then there is no point to being rich

>>77913406
Analyst (consulting), waiting on data from others at the moment so not much to do

I could probably find something to do tbqh, but no pressure to

>>77913401
it's cute that you think politicians are stalwart to their opinions and constituents and wouldn't sell them down the river in a heartbeat if a good enough offer came along

Any Wakefield man in?

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the Croats are getting undressed for bed

th-theyre all very big and muscular...

ever been bantered by strangers?

>be at pub
>gf forgot her glasses and is a bit tipsy
>me and the lads at the table next to us watch her accidentally walk into the gents and then walk out and find the ladies
>i saw to the guy 'hehe she forgot her glasses'
>he says 'ah thats why she's on a date with you'

:( no fair he was a fat middle aged bastard

>>77913469
pics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE7ntnxvbE8

tune

>>77913394
I'm well aware of the Titchmarsh gimmick, you fucking posturing cliquey paki bastard.

The Don is still better. FACT

>>77913382
Sounds like it's time for a deload my niBBa

>>77913430

>Like cars
>See a 12 year old BMW for sale for £3,500k
>Costs £500 to insure cos I'm 25 now

>Normies and poor people who don't know shit about cars think I spent like £20,000 and am showing off.

Poor people so stupid they think I'm trying to into conspicuous consumption when my car is worth less than an 8 year old Ford Focus

>>77913483
i'm sure I have but the memories have been repressed

>>77913469
Oil their bodies

>>77913446
it's cute that you think trump can le just change his policies a bit and get them passed by the republican party which is widely divided on many issues

>>77913380
your life is a fedora

>>77913499
>be poor
>try to act rich
>fail
>claim victory

>>77913522
>>77913522
>>77913522
new

>>77913499
alright stop showing off moneybags, it's very vulgar

DO NOT POST IN EARLY THREADS

Just caught a squirtoad on pokebugs yellow

>>77913483
FUCKING OWNED

>>77913499

nah everyone knows it's a piece of junk pal

old BMWs are a bastard to repair as well

>>77913483

>Builders next door flood our building with water
>Come to watch the carnage and chatup the cute girl from downstairs

>"Ey mate what happened you leave the tap on or what?"
>"n-no it came from outside"
>"Waheyy"

>See them do the exact same line on the next 3 people to walk in the door.

>>77913483
yes

>go into the club smashed out of my brains
>there's an upper floor which has like an outdoor smoking area
>open the door to the smoking area
>some random bloke says "sorry mate, this area's not open"
>too drunk to think about it, just say "ok sorry", thinking he works there
>his whole friend groups starts shrieking and going waheyyyyyyyyyyyyy and laughing about it
>still dont understand whats going on so i just push past them

hmmmm

>>77913483
Nice

>>77913499
get a load of this deano

>>77913491
better tune:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_Bz2fsFFfw

>>77913586
similar story to this

>visit a m8 up north
>both licked off our tree on this and that
>some proper northern lads literally just stood there laughing at me and him

>>77913679
shit story, fuck off cuck