/brit/

The passfag cunt is fucking ruining /brit/

Hello disadvantaged urban youth of dusky complexion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk8XVvqtecE

Bane?

any nigger man in?

>>77906120
had a hearty chuckle desu

Did you photoshop a white person over a lebanese person's pic? Lol silly whitey, your women want big arab dick

fucking loathe that waifu prick

>>77906247
yea same
what can you do but wait it out if janny doesnt do his job

*sneaks into the new thread first getting the best seat*
hehe

Any commieslug man in?

>>77905286
i bet you were sitting there clicking update for the last 5 minutes waiting to post it as soon as you seen 309
sad case

any non gay men in?

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goodbye lids

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anime

*knocks on the front door of /brit/*

hello anybody there, can I come in?

>>77907283
wrong
i actually waited for 310 because 311 is when it doesnt bump anymore

*sings the national anthem in an overly dramatic fashion*

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sue

>>77907296
I have seen this anime

http://www.middleeasteye.net/news/egypt-nubians-taking-streets-reclaim-homeland-579422687

>>77907306
your post was the 310th so fuck off you early cunt

lad whose nervous about getting bummed here.

how do i suppress the feeling of needing to do a poo

Had me job interview lads.

It's genuinely worse on the phone than in person desu

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anime

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any fantasy team man in

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>>77907309

>>77907324
nah i was 311th

>>77907296
stop posting the same pic of this ugly fucking prostitute

>>77907326
you don't need to do a poo when you're getting bummed you cretin

any house man in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyHNMHN6O8k

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>>77907296
excuse me mate but i'm the resident animeposter

>>77907297
YES!!!
*opens the door*

>>77907337
where's pogba

>>77907329
phone interviews are always more awkward. same goes for phone meetings and so on.

i think the reason is that you can't use body-language, gage reactions or really be as personable over a phone as in person.

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sqaueling

>>77907364
>>77907297
>american letting a brit into his own general
Broken Britain

>>77907379
don't rate him

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feeling a bit smug at the group of yanks opposite me who have fucked up and lost all their money and are stranded here; theyre all frantically ringing up their parents and begging for extra money

heh heh heh
thatll teach them to be normies and try to have fun without meticulously and autistically planning every detail

watching this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X23a9WkM4xI

>>77907356
When i had a girl fingering my bum and when i've played with sticking stuff up my bum - i always had this urge that i needed to do a poo (my bum hole was clearn)

>>77907340
>ywn do lines with maisie and sophie in a disabled toilet

why am I alive

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>>77907419

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any arse man in

>>77907383

Yep.

I tried to instill rapport but they didn't really laugh, was just cold.

I also goobered up by not having a webcam (I thought it was a phone interview jobbie)

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>>77907350
how dare you

>>77907419
haha he did the meme!

reckon spohie has ever sat on maisies face?

>>77907427
just relax
youre just not used to it is all

>>77907362
theres no need to put a limit on anime posters, friend

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>I play fantasy football

benders are truly mentally ill

>>77907467
doesn't seem very likely

teddy's got the swiper

>>77907240
>don't you get the sensation of needing a poo anyway. always had that whenever i tried experimented with the ol' bumhole.
not really

>>77907511
phenomenal post

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1. Mugi
2. Mio
3. Ui
4. Ritsu
5. Yui
6. Azusa
7. Jun

daily reminde rthat /britgoingout/ crew have their weekly meeting tomorrow (friday) at phonox. hope to see you there xoyo

Me llamo Roberto y acambos de robar un banco

swipe... down

shagging a bloke up the arse does NOT count as losing your virginity so don't get any ideas benders

>>77907563
piss offio

>>77907543
maybe getting that sensation is a sign i shouldn't be playing with the ol' bum.

shame because i have a yearning to try.

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1. Fuck off weeb
2. Fuck off weeb
3. Fuck off weeb
4. Fuck off weeb
5. Fuck off weeb
6. Fuck off weeb
7. Fuck off weeb

>>77907563
maricon

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need a books tights gf

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any ween man in

imagine getting to the stage where you shove things up your bum for pleasure, like literally just imagine it

can't even fathom how far gone some of you benders must be

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What is the average young adult brit opinion on us?
Do most of you really hate us or is it exclusive to the internet, online games and drunk people?

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>>77907337
feelingly slyly confident
in a league at work for money too

>>77907583
it just means you arent used to it
it goes away after a couple of times

>>77907602
TIGHTS

>>77907615
u guys are fucking weird but i get along with you

t. a lot of german friends a few who were good ones for the short period of time before we fell apart because htey fucking weird

>>77907615
not really

we only hate you if you like being part of the EU

if you're a neo-nazi you're alright in our book

>>77907615
based deutschbro
the whole migrant meme is a bit dire but we can overlook that

>>77907635
hello nigger

>>77907604
are those the guys who did the spongebob movie song at the end?

>>77907615
>is it exclusive to the internet, online games and drunk people?
mostly yeh, i have nothing against germans and have met lots of good uns plus a few bellends.

>>77907615
Die kraut

>>77907615
most people think youve generally just got things sorted, we have a fair bit of respect for you i guess.

nobody actually wants to live there though, we sort of think of it as a wellordered but grey machineland

>>77907635
>3 meme strikers

>>77907667
idk look it up yourself

>>77907615
on a personal level most krauts I've met I've fine

On a national level your country is cancer

>>77907683
FOD

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>>77907600
how do yanks manage to be so witty?

>>77907683
LOL

>>77907683
>import 2 million 30 year old syrian men
>got things sorted

howling

see u lads in soho in 30 minutes probably be in the friendly society xx

>>77907615
Google the following:
>WW1
>WW2
>European Union

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__VkyJWH5ak

Absolute slammer of a summer choon

>>77907685
they're memes because they score goals

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just want a green card so I don't have to deal with you non-people anymore

met a 45 year old twink on grindr who says he wants to power fuck me. meeting him in a hour. any advice?

why arent there more speech options to hate serana cant stand that whinging feminist bitch

nigger

https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/893175001410662402

>>77907615
youre alright

Why do fatties always get neckbeards but not much hair on their face?

I know tons of fat people with neckbeards including my brother

I've got facial hair all over my face, pretty high up on my cheekbones but barely any neck hair..

My best mate threw a house party in year 11 and didn't invite me

called the police on him pretending to be a neighbour and got it shut down, have never told him it was me haha xx

>>77907763
make sure he's poz

waste of a fuck if he isn't going to at least give you AIDS

>>77907797
u absolute leg if true

>>77907786
*sends him a greencard*

>>77907797
wasnt much of a best mate then was he. or you for that matter.

>>77907794
hair folicles are spaced out on their face as it stretches downwards increasing the density around the neck

>>77907794
fatties don't care about their appearance in general and thus won't shave off a neckbeard

might do a poo lads

>>77907779
now then liam

>reddit spacing everywhere

>>77907802
>give you AIDS
umm sweetie that's not how it works

>>77907835
fat increases the levels of oestrogen more than anything

>>77907848
shit meme

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>reddit spacing

>>77907680
>The Kraut
???

>>77907854
yes it is you fucking mentally ill cunt

a gay lad with AIDS shags you and you get AIDS

that is the end goal for any gay man

and then they can be a poz and spread it to other gays

Made it out of britain with my v-card intact, wasn't easy

>>77907745
love that place, go there allatime
bloody expensive though

>>77907893
japs have the best big chebs ngl

>>77907899
>netherlands
hmm

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>>77907893

do you reckon tim's a virgin?

>>77907893
that's where my gay card went

>>77907763
>45 year old twink
wut

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how are pakis british when they can't handle banter?

>>77907921
fav poster

>>77907889
no that's not how it works you idiot
you can't catch AIDS from anal
you catch HIV which can potentially develop into AIDS

https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/893176662346563584

I'm timothy james byrne

get me out of here

rather not be gay than get aids pretty simple proposition

Getting VERY concerned about poleaboo now.

>>77907922
hard to tell really
some people on /brit/ have theorised that he had a wife and kids at some point, but I doubt that since there's no proof of it

I can definitely say for certain that his first wank was to karen carpenter

>>77907974
u seem 2 know alot about it r u a poof m8?

>>77907777
quads bro XXDDD

>>77907388
his videos and twitter are very bizarre indeed today

Wow quite positive replies, I didn't expect that. Thanks guys for leveling down my autistic paranoia.
I like you (again)

>>77907974
literally the same thing you pedantic bent cunt

>tfw can't be both /fa/ and lift weights

:(

dubs and i get off with a girl tonight

>>77908038
shut it kraut

>>77908048
no they're not you absolute nitwit

>>77908038
I like you too :O

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>>77908051
ah yes I really want to look like these guys

>>77908035
his laptop is fucking up and he thinks his mental health worker is hacking him because he told him how to not get a virus

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>septum piercings

>23 per cent of respondents said they judge English-speakers to have the accent with the most sex appeal
>compared to 40 per cent who prefer the lilting charm of the Italians.

>only 3 per cent think Germans sound sexy.

Germans cucked again by based Anglo-Italians

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>>77907916
im interrailing
live in the 'don normally

>>77907956
its possible
this guy was 38

i fucking couldnt believe it haha

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>>77908027

>>77907615
ive literally never met anyone who gives a shit about germany. I'm 99% sure it's not even the internet, just imageboards alone, where the le anglo vs le germ is considered some kind of heated rivalry
that said tons of people hate the EU obviously

>>77908093
his laptop seems fine in the videos, he's just convinced himself something's wrong with it

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>>77908109

spinning my fidget spinner

>>77908082
>that raincoat guy
lel, is this a genuine /fa/ meetup?

>>77908042
T H I C C

R O Y A L

S L A G S

post more

>>77908108
bent cunt

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>ywn rack up a fat line of bugle for Maisie whilst Sophie sits in a khole in the bath

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>>77908148

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>>77908109

>>77908126
the windows taskbar wasn't showing up before

he just needs to buy a new laptop or re-install windows but he's too paranoid

>>77908170
lmfao

>>77908165

T W I G L E T
W
I
G
L
E
T

is also appreciated

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>>77907604
>>77907667
yes, they also produced this belter
https://youtu.be/KNnzEm0jXDM

used in this piece of spongekino: https://youtu.be/eZ5tWMdoQdg

>2017
>Using Windows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4eMyOzD9UI

whoever posted this banger today, thank you

>>77908181
probably because he put it on auto hide the cretin

>>77908197
thanks but I just like the band, not really interested in spongebob

>>77908010
......................someone should send this to Oxford Health...............

.............he's a danger to himself .....................

..........and the general public ........

..........................he needs to be sectioned.....

>>77908208
He originally wrote and recorded that song alone, in his bedroom.

>>77908125
It wasn't even on imageboards until one autistic spanner force memed it

>>77908227
he smashed him lamp up before

>>77908125
I know that germans who hate the EU are probably as rare as unicorns but there are some who actually hate the euro, not the eu, just the euro. It's a bit strange.

>>77908051
ottermode is the GOAT

based fuckin nigger

>>77908208
why is his voice so high?

any chxpo fan in

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>>77908226
piss of then you smelly urchin

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big

new theory: wearing nice clothes is pointless because if you have a nice face you look good in anything

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>>77908311

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuY4FR-bmGY
remember listening to this on windows xp

>>77908258
Because they like the old D-M?

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>>77908292
agreed

>>77908312
many will lash out and abuse you for this simple truth

>>77908335
who doesnt like a bit of old DM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_0sL_SQYvw

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new gimmick: not spending thousands on pieces of fucking fabric just to impress normies with brand names

>>77908312
It's not the suit that makes the man

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>>>/r9k/38826898

>>77908311
lewd

>>77908312
I have a nice face but unironically wear ~£300-600 in clothes most days probably just looks like normal clothes to most people too hehe

>>77908326
yeah I do mate

>>77908252
Think it may have been a thing on krautchan for some time, but yeah not on 4chan till fairly recently

>>77908258
Yeah i think it's a pretty reasonable position to be a german who hates the euro and is in some way pro-EU
I understand that Germany benefits significantly more from the EU than the uk did but even then I feel like i'd have a hard time appreciating the EU as a whole if i were german

>>77908312
if you're average looking nice clothes can do a lot for you

bunch of croats have walked into my dorm room at the hostel

theyre good lads though - Chelsea fans as a matter of facts

>>77908379
>>77908311
she eneds a good bleaching

new gimmick: do what I fucking want and not even consider for an attosecond the opinion of a smelly anime incel

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>>77908379

>>77908312
what if you have a plain face

really not sure what mum is doing for dinner

>>77908335
Yep. There are also some who want the R-M but they are mostly white trash.

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>>77908387
>good lads
>Chelsea fans

starving my fat NEET runt of a son until he gets the hint and leaves

>>77908379
state of her ears

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lamo

reminder spotify:track:7goMqXhydyyhmWdPxLTm7E

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>>77908470

how would one go about explaining the deano meme to normies without sounding offensive or classist?

>>77908470
supreme noncery occurring here

>>77908492
why are you trying to explain memes to normies you freak

>>77908477
Will I be clicking this virus or letting it anywhere near my clipboard? No, no I will not.

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me in the center

need maisie to twist my testicles

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>>77908470

>>77905286
Fucking vikings. The one girl what I liked have married with swedish. The second girl did it with norg.
So I havnt no one. But it turned out that the Vikings have a lot of own girls.

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>>77908501
the tits say differently

>>77908492
only myself, the gimmique creator and one other deanologist who posts here TRULY understand the nuances of 'Deano'

all other posts are a vague pastiche

>>77908470
archnoncerer

>>77908533
hideous tits
probably look even worse without the bra on

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>>77908533

>>77908522
>high-waisted 50s style shorts to hide a belly

these will literally never, EVER, catch on or be attractive in any way no matter how long or hard fat girls try to push them

a fundamental breakdown in political norms

>>77908470
says she's 18, so you're good

>>77908506
my mate showed me a photo on his phone of someone who was an obvious deano and i accidentally blurted out "deano my son". couldn't explain it at the time.

>>77908492
just say its offensive and classist

simple as

>>77908580
'bsolute state of you mate

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>>77908557
yeah they're absolutely vile

80s high waisted bikinis however, well I'm getting the vapours just thinking about it

>>77908580
don't believe this story at all

>>77908492
>offensive/classist

ah but it's okay to be classist towards the lower middle class

is fade away by hannah diamond top 5 pop tune of last 2 years?

ironing again

>>77908617
never heard it

so probably not

>>77908580
"what do you mean by that?"

"he just looks like he should be called Deano and live in Billericay haha, know what I mean?"

wasteman

>>77908617
never heard of it but it sounds bent

>>77908630
*awards you the coveted 'best post of the thread' trophy*

>>77908613
was to cover the beast of a bush lad

*snuffles about under the dining table, snapping up dropped crumbs*

most amount of difefrent girls u got off with in a single night, 2 here.

angily folding towels... again

mad how princess beatrice is a direct descendant of william the conquerer

>>77908679
go home runt
you're drunk

>>77908687
I am too and yet I don't even have a wiki article

>>77908657
bring the bush back too x

>>77908705
*rolls eyes*

>>77908679
I went to a party and kissed about 10 girls and they all said "get off" so I win.

post hot cats

>>77908662
hate em

simple a.s.

my social group thinks I'm gay even though I'm not

Very physically weak
Quite right-wing
wtf explain that???

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literally me

>>77908737
holy shit impressive lad dont htink i even been at a party with 10 girls before

>Get to airport
>skip security
>go to centurion lounge for free (amex platinum cardholder)
>start drinking
>eat some of the free high-society cuisine
>take out my MacBook Pro and browse expensive watch forums
>once my flight is boarding, i go over and get boarded first before all the plebs
>sit down in first class where I belong
>attendants close the curtains
>inb4 some retard tells me that hurr durr first class is behind the boarding doors meaning you still have to see the peasants. yfw i only fly model jets that have the first class seating to the left of the boarding door with the peasant seats to the right
>get pre-flight drink
>get another pre-flight drink
>pre flight snack
>take off
>get another drink
>served my high-society lunch/dinner/breakfast
>make arrogant and conceited posts on twitter and instagram about how I hate flying commercial pretending I have flown private before (I have but just on one-way deadleg charter jets that are dirt cheap and make you feel like a badass, never actually my own trip.)
>first to disembark
>straight to livery service waiting for me (sounds badass again but executive sedans are literally the same price these days as a taxi)

extremely physically weak
got no gf
lol

why do darkies love dollar scratchers so much

>Had a sex dream about a girl who was in my year in school
>woke up absolutely rock hard
>she's a singer now so i google her for a quick wank
>found out she had a nipslip at a gay pride concert
>all the images of the nipple are censored
>spent an hour searching for the uncensored pictures
>finally found uncensored, high resolution images of the nipple

Best wank in a LONG time

>>77908796
>>77908817
not a syllable

>>77908786
based nigger

>>77908771
janny...

he's coming...

why does the chorus sound like a fake london accent...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCveByMXd_0

Business idea: buy a small white dog and a larger, stronger black dog to send subliminal messages to my guests

>>77908796
>skip security

Not in this country you didn't. Border Force might have to come to you, but you didn't get to bypass them entirely

>>77908817
post it

>>77908838
um sweetie? I'm pre-approved :) k hun? :) xo

>>77908796
you don't skip security, you get a special line in some airports though

t. flown business a few times

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>>77908833
>american music

>>77908862
my ballsack after a nice hot bath

>>77908859
>business

oh sweetie, us first class passengers get pre-approval - maybe one day you'll be able to afford an upgrade!

>>77908887
>>77908859
shit bait

2:ii - must try harder

nog

egg

eggnog

>>77908782
it's a general trend not set in stone

>>77908895
not bait, it's not hard to apply for pre-approval

remembering the time my mum said she wondered if I was gay sometimes

love dollar scratchies

nig

>Earlier this month, Kid Rock, the famous country/nu metal/rap musician announced that he was going to run for the senate seat in his home state of Michigan.

gon

niggon

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Anime

ginnog

>>77908833
I think it's just an accent that black ppl have developed 2bf

>>77908943
my mum secretly went to a psychic and I saw her notes that she tried (poorly) to hide

one of them said that I'm not gay (I'm not) but it was annoying to know that she asked

can't really blame her though, I've never had a gf looool

think my ultra rorke grandparent think im gay aha x

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enimA

*induces shingles on you*

>PSG just spent the GDP of wales on a nigger

>>77908966
um

why do people slag off women's football when it's easily just as boring to watch as men's football

wat wat
rock rock
sock sock
rock (rock)
drop top
flop flop

woof woof woof woof

>>77909012
sorry, not Canadian

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>nigger

>>77909037
agree but unironically

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>>77909037

>>77909049
nigger

>>77909016
disgraceful
meanwhile nurses are using foodbanks

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>nigger

used to be jealous of my mates having a job in london until i saw how much rent was, now I pity them

>>77909059
soldiers should be on footballers wages (500k a week)

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>>77909053
jesus wept it's like a sunday league team

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>>77909053

>>77909085
agree, but then that should be given to the nurses

>>77909053
this was a rollercoaster of emotions

>>77908974
the way he says "In New York I Milly Rock" sounds extremely ghetto london black accent, but then he sounds black american, and then again london for a second when he says "and I'm on the block".

weirdest thing I've ever heard.

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>2017-08-03 20_07_43-_int_ - _brit_ - International - 4chan - Opera.jpg

croats have given me some weed

TOP lads

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>aww anon you're so cute xx

footballers let you down all the time

soldiers never let you down

made you think, eh?

>>77909132
like i'm going to change the filename for that shite

Why do you lock your door at night? Not because you HATE those on the outside, but because you LOVE those inside so much. ...I'm in Texas where the majority of "immigrants" are Mexicans. We can't get jobs here unless we can speak Spanish--because they can't speak English. We have so many Spanish-only speaking Mexican Nationals here that my own children couldn't go to kindergarten in my own town (where I pay taxes) because they don't come from a home where English is their 2nd language. I had to pay for my daughter to go to kindergarten at a private school because she's an English speaker. I'm a medical professional, and I worked in our local county clinic for pregnant women and family planning. 95% were pregnant illegal Mexicans getting free pregnancy care. We had a stream of Mexican men coming in for free STD treatment as well. I had to use 000-00-0000 on their labs and medical records because they have no SS numbers. I had to tote around a phone the whole shift and continuously call the "language line" for an expensive Spanish interpreter (that our tax dollars cover as well) just to get my job done. I love all people--I'm in the field of helping others--but to what end?

HOLY FUCKING NEW

>>77909178
>>77909178
>>77909178
new

>>77908974
>Black people develop their own dialect that is slowly turning into British English

Really makes you think...

who is that man in the OP and why do you always post him

>>77908796
>yfw i only fly model jets that have the first class seating to the left of the boarding door with the peasant seats to the right
so you make sure that you only fly with specific airlines and make sure that they don't do a plane change at the last minute?
interesting