/brit/

REPORT AND MOVE

>>77905164
very cute girl, does she have massive tits?

>>77905164
cunt

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haha look at these gay amsterdam cars

>pass user since 2016

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mfw the roaches are scrambling bc of based pass man

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how come the only good city on this island is in sc*tland?
shameful

Amer "Monica" Hussain is NOT my president

>>77905207
hows pride hun? x

have completely obliterate my wisdom tooth

whats going on with tim lads? 3 pc hacks videos in a row?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhsCGYGm_s0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZmBIJbFZ2E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdWq_MoKaPQ

>>77905233
just got back from botswana and it's crazy there
say what you will about africans, they're fucking lazy. don't think I saw one street corner or tree without one of them loitering or napping at all times, even in work uniform

Hello brit bitches

The air was fresh for sure

>>77905207
lol

>>77905247
parade isnt until the 5th

but paradoxically because its so liberal Amsterdam has SHIT gay nightlife. Everyone is so chill there are no real gay bars, straights and gays just mix together everywhere

which is fucking annoying

>>77905291
>>77905291
>>77905291

Non ugly cunt waifu passfag early mong edition

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anime

When a real nigga hold you down, you supposed to drown

>>77905314
fuck off
utter waste

>>77905292
me in the water

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>>77905307
meant to attach this pic
fug

>>77905336
fuck off waifu cunt

>>77905288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq_MNnFv_u8
make that four

he's just being an idiot and can't tell that he's laptop's on its way out

(perhaps he should have spent his money on a new pc rather than a guitar that he can't play)

>>77905314
>report this thread
already done
>move
shan't

>>77905314
>>77905320
last time i tried this i got banned. you can report passmong but do not try and threadsplit

>>77905349
twat

>>77905314
>>77905320
try not being autistic for one day in your life

>>77905364
doubt youve reported it
and if you have where will you go when its deleted

>>77905372
no, in the past it has been deleted you lying fucking mong

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you zoo

>>77905286
>>77905286
>>77905286

literally all in here

prediction: 50 posts in, the new /brit/ edition will have finally won out and all will be peaceful again

>>77905372
hello waifu mong

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>literally all in here

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>>77905394

>>77905407
only if janny does his fucking job

>>77905387
stop using inflammatory language, this is a christian general

>>77905387
i'll move when it's deleted, until then i'll stayput

>>77905421
shove it up yours dickhead

5htp supplements arrived

why do you people even care what the OP is
you see it once then forget about it

not a fan of passfag but this behaviour is childish and uneccessary

>>77905417
>his
such poor work could only be exhibited by a hole

phone is breaking every earphone i put in it.
breaks one ear one day, the other the next. pissed off.
used 3 in over a week and a half. refuse to be one of those bluetooth beats twats.

/blog

what are you nitwits crying about?
just use this thread stop crying

>>77905443
>>77905441
>>77905440
die

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I guess they weren't a fan of "Adam Johnson's U16s" haha

>>77905428
good lad

>>77905427
i am as calm as a morning sunrise, and you are melting down

>>77905472
LAUD

Do you think Rosy makes more from rinsing piggies than you do from employment?

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anime

>>77905350
dear or dear hes getting increasingly desperate even more than usual

drunaldo jeh ghlompf

>>77905530
yeah lots

she make like 20k a month

>>77905472
bet some moist wasteman reported you

>>77905171
Half the country are fucking gooks

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>>77905288
i like it when tim is in distress

why does he never reply to his comments?

>>77905472
probably a leftie who can't handle the banter

>>77905307
>Everyone is so chill there are no real gay bars, straights and gays just mix together everywhere
>which is fucking annoying
Ah yes, the gays. Perfectly sane, totally not mentally ill individuals with an undying contempt for normal humans.

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>>77905565

>getting barely any (you)s on every board today
Just not on lads.

parents are taking me out to dinner because I am
finally moving out at 24 haha

>tfw I have tim's phone number and know how to fix his pc but I'm not going to call him because I know how much of a mentally ill nobhead he'd be if I rang him up and tried to help

@77905607
post your willy and i'll give you a you

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me and the bf

Does Tim know about /brit/?

>>77905627
yeah righto mate

>>77905565
>Chinese (5.6%)
a-are you a /pol/tard anon

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>>77905530
Yes

>>77905563
>>77905594
think it was my dad the bellend haha

Anyone who doesn't report the waifu mong is an enemy of the state

This is what he's doing to /brit/:
>pushes other people to make early news just to beat him
>causes thread splitting because of the rush to make a new thread and because his editions are so fucking obnoxious
>makes the threads slow down to a snail's pace once it hits 250 because everyone saves their good posts for the next thread
>derails the conversation to make it all about how everyone fucking hates him
>forces everyone to look at his minging orc waifus

Honestly want him to be tortured to death

>>77905450
It's not your phone doing it. The damage is happening in the earpieces themselves, normally from accidentally yanking on them.

>>77905627
same it's on his actors profile

texted him once pretending to be from DPD but I don't think he got it

>>77905628
Jokes on you, I don't need the actual (you) to feel good I just need the thought that someone is responding to me.

>>77905654
this

literally all in here
>>77905286
>>77905286
>>77905286

>>77905642
impossible for him not to but i doubt he understands in the slightest

>>77905651
It's the lipstick that fucks it

How's the Brexit going lads and laddies?

>>77905654
>>causes thread splitting because of the rush to make a new thread and because his editions are so fucking obnoxious

no you make the thread splitting by making a new to spite him. i think hes a fucking knob as well but unless janny wants to do anything for once you just make it worse

>>77905642
no
he's an idiot

>>77905654
>>77905684
waifu mong tier autism
just give it a rest, we'll use yours next

>>77905705
cancelled

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the cat

>>77905705
6.5/10 so far
better than i expected really

>>77905733
good cat

so tim isn't 100% mad, there are mongs harassing and barracking him through text and preventing him from doing what he wanted to do, play his piano

>>77905654
Alternatively, people could just post like normal because the OP is fucking irrelevant in a general thread and nobody will even see it after they open the thread. So who cares what pic the dickhead uses?

Posting with clover to prove I'm not OP. You just need to get over this.

>>77905705
awful
pakis are still here wtf?????? brexit means brexit reee!!

>>77905733
I approve of that cat

>>77905725
hello waifu mong

>>77905646
>At the 2016 census, there were 3,514,915 nominations of ancestries classified by the Australian Bureau of Statistics as falling within the geographical categories of Northeast Asia, Southeast Asia and Central and Southern Asia.[7] This represents 11.82% of the total of 29,613,856 ancestry responses,[8][B] or 16.15% of persons who nominated their ancestry.[C]

Stupid gook cunt.

>>77905759
The OP and picture is irrelevant. It's the fact that he posts early editions that has a tangible negative impact on the general

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original business idea:
the posters who get their panties in bunch over the jew girl OP are as bad/if not worse than the jew girl op poster

>>77905810
>tangible negative impact on the general
spazzing out about it for the whole thread has a worse impact

>>77905753
oh no he's definitely mentally ill, there's no doubt about it
nobody actually bothers him anymore and if they did he'd make a video about it
his laptop's just old and sluggish and probably has hard drive failure

>>77905759
why do you post early then
exactly

>>77905810
So report early threads and don't automatically jump over to them just because they're there

If nobody uses them, he'll stop making them, same way you get rid of tripfags

>>77905819
how is that a business idea?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQTfyjhvfH8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQTfyjhvfH8

IT DROPPED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQTfyjhvfH8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQTfyjhvfH8

>>77905838
wouldnt spaz out if youre werent a spaz in the first place

the game

>>77905846
This

We should make a collective pact to just fucking ignore his shit threads

>>77905819
more of a business opinion

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>>77905810

>100 posts in and still arguing about it

this is why that early jewfu needs to stop making threads

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>>77905669
hmm still dont understand how ive lost 3 over the course of a week and a half while i used to only break earphones maybe once a year...
Guess i shall just have to do the virgin sprint to work WITHOUT listening to party rock anthem

>>77905868
Couldn't he find some interesting guests for once instead of literally whos

hungry again

lads I have been ill all day and can't go outside
does anyone have any comfy youtube to watch?

>>77905894
not really, would have been a normal thread if not for you idiots sperging about about MUH WAIFUMONG

>>77905876
hello waifu mong twat

business idea:don't use threads that are posted before 310 posts; ignore them and just keep posting like normal instead

>>77905913
t. waifu mong

>>77905918
would never happen

ordered some xanax and 4 grams of speed

>>77905919
>>77905916
keep crying babbies
no-one cares

>>77905918
never works because the majority always end up migrating
the ONLY solution is a competent janny

>>77905942
waifu TWAT

>>77905651
Why did she have to be so ugly and fat. Such a waste of a body

>>77905292
Literal perfection. This is what God meant when he made woman

>>77905894
yeah he really needs to stop, otherwise he'll get too much attention!
if you mongs haven't realised, he only does it once or twice a day and rarely sticks around for a full thread. report, move, post like nothing happened.

ugh need a new book

cease the waifu discussions

>>77905943
But I don't get why

It's not like we have some huge transitory population. It's the same people here day after day. We're all 18+ and technically adults, we should be able to do this.

Just ignore the early thread and don't move just because someone linked it.

>>77905962
>attention
so youre doing it for attention? I never said anything about that, obviously waifus and repetitive editions rubs people the wrong way if we're still arguing about it at
>125 posts

upgrade your grey matter cos one day it may matter

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resume alternative waifu discussions

>>77906004
or it doesnt matter and no-one cares

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Original business idea: give a box of chocolate fingers to a homeless fellow after ive eaten em' all

>>77906004
easier said than done, let's try it this time

>>77906019
>gif
fuck off

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>>77906019

>>77905164
I am anxious about this quarter at uni. I am taking fourteen units and have 2 engineering classes with lab. I am scared of my professors because I know for sure they will have thick accents (Indian and korean). I haven't found roommates for an apartment yet. :(

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post waifus

>>77906027
obviously do if we're still arguing about it

>>77905896
Stop putting your phone in your front pockets. Put it somewhere closer to your face.

>>77906034
>Original
nah
gave a homeless bloke an empty pizza box before haha

i'd like some lewd anime posted

are you lot still posting in here?
we're literally all in here

>>77905286
>>77905286
>>77905286

>>77906052
name?

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>BBC article about people not talking to their neighbours
>somehow manage to fit a reference to Joe Cox in there
fucking why

>>77906061
chocolate fingers dont do a pizza flavour they dont

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>>77906083

Saw two 12 year old trannies the other day. Hate faggots so fucking much. I think the legalisation of sodomy was the worst thing we've ever done.

>>77906084
shes just zis french girl you know

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>>77906072
>>77906108

>>77905654
why don't you just migrate to threads posted and made after 311 you down syndromed runt

>>77906107
now there's an original business idea
phone cadburys up

>>77906084
no idea
whenever shes posted everyone asks and no one knows

took a dump in my new hostel dorm and it blocked the toilet

the others are going to get back soon

err
any ideas???

new girl in work has MASSIVE tits but wears the most baggy clothes

>>77906145
go ask for a plunger

wish they still made baked bean pizzas. they were so fucking good.

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Cadbury chocolate pizza fingers™

>>77906163
>go ask
FOY

>>77906145
pick it up and put it back in your bum

>>77906160
can't make claims like that and not post pics come on mate

schplumpf impeachment soon lads

>>77906187
why

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>>77906145
wrap a tesco bag round it and give a punch with the ol fist.

db schenker is not my rail operator and is being impeached soon

>>77906160
I've got a friend who literally has the biggest tits i've EVER seen, she has not ONE full cleavage shot on normiebook, I think it makes them self-conscious so they never wear revealing stuff

>>77905868
>Shapiro says Caitlin Jenner is a MAN, not a WOMAN

holy...

>>77906181
this is not a foy situation

>>77906194
wtf is this real???

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remember lads

whew dont worry lads
disaster averted

i just added more paper until the pipe was fully blocked and then the water pressure was able to flush my poop away

>>77906215
Pol hacked a billboard.

>>77906215
probably not

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>>77906186

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>>77906216
WRONG

FUCK LADS

JORDAN PETERSON IS BANNED FROM YOUTUBE

HOW DO WE SAVE HIM

>>77906217
>poop
FOY

>>77906233
very good lad

I might be wrong....I might be wrong

>>77906215
>>77906226

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-40802887

>>77906235
who?

don't care

>>77906233
10/10

>>77906235
His channel is still up

>>77906233
these are still around

OFFICIAL WALKERS POWER RANKINGS

1. Prawn cocktail

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sue

dreamt of aisha again

>eating crisps
sure sign of a fat twat with greasy fingers
I keep that toxic shite out of my system

>>77906286
Northern poof

dreamt of aisha bumming me again

>>77906286
salt and vinegar

>>77906284
saw a pic of a pack of crisps so i went and got my pic of pack of crisps. didnt read a single word of your post mate. sorry.

>>77906286
approve of this post

>>77906286
you're mentally ill

>>77906316
rude post

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>>77906308

Right. VERY important poll this:
http://www.strawpoll.me/13614480
http://www.strawpoll.me/13614480
http://www.strawpoll.me/13614480

I COMPEL you to respond

prawn cocktail crisps should be banned and anyone who likes them should be deported

1. Worcester Sauce
2. Salt and Vinegar
3. Beef and Onion
4. Ready Salted

>>77906288
theres no food on her fork

>>77906370
assuming this is a list of shit crisp flavours

Botswanas flag is aesthetic

>>77906359
Fuck meant to vote for Sharpe but accidentally clicked socialize

>>77906365
the virgin post

>>77906377
the virgin post

only virgins dislike prawn cocktail flavour crisps

1.Prawn cocktail
2.Cheese and onion

chuck the rest in the garbage

>>77906459
the virgin post

1. cheese & onion
2. wotsits
3. twiglets
4. salted tortilla chips
5. chicken and thyme sensations

>>77906449
>garbage
stopped reading there yank

>>77906454
>>77906459
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>77906454
the virgin timing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq_MNnFv_u8&t=3s
tim has fucking lost it

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>>77906423
>>77906426

when i was a kid prawn cocktail was my favourite

but now im more mature i realise Salt and Vinegar is the better flavour - less gimmicky

>He doesn't exclusively eat worcester sauce French Fries crisps

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S T O P VIRGIN SHAMING

>>77906466
hello virgin

>>77906454
outsanding post

>A man who died after a police chase in London had a package in his throat containing "a mixture of paracetamol and caffeine", investigators have said.

Ah I better not get caught selling paracetamol!

>cheese and onion
literal child flavour

>>77906423
>>77906426
hmm

>>77906459
love this gimmick. you only get to use it on rare occasions.

>>77906482
the virgin opinion

>>77906482
how do you know
nonce twat

>>77906455
good publication

>>77906482
'ello virgin!

>>77906455
>5. chicken and thyme sensations
runtoid insectoid

fuck everyone in this thread

>>77906426
yuzu amanatsu cannot operate a fork

Eating Rio Mare Tuna, the benefits of a Deano lifestyle

>>77906145
break it up with a fork

>>77906542
go on then
*bends over*

>5. chicken and thyme sensations
proto-Tarquin

*commits act of violence*

>>77906467
defo one of his crazier offerings

1. Mexican Fiery Chipotle Sensations

>>77906616
buddy you sure know your crisps

packy

sweetey

pooey

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>>77906604
woof

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1. cheeseburger

animey

*makes an omelette without breaking a few eggs*

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>>77906670
>LIMITED TIME ONLY

normey

>>77906467
want the doctors to put him on nutcase medication and see the difference if any

>>77906662
what the FUCK

counting my chickens before they hatch lads

British crisps>>>>>>American crisps

All they have in America is plain salted, sour cream or bbq flavour. Meanwhile in Britain the supermarket has aisles or fucking chestnut roasted hotdog flavour or some shit

>>77906467
Waiting for the day the videos stop
It will be quite a news day in high wycomb I fear

counting my willies before they bukkake me

the ol' depressione

putting all my eggs in one basket lads

>>77906753
be careful

>>77906726
not true at all

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>>77906288
good post

>>77906719
not a wise move

spending the weekend in our nations capital

Bit worried about poleaboo. Thought he would have posted by now.

>>77905164
Who is this grill?

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>>77906700
probably an old picture
we have a dedicated yank sweet shop that sells them

>>77906771
Yes it is I was in America just last week. Their crisps selection is utterly dire

*leaps without looking*

>>77906790
either he's going to prison or he's being mysterious

>>77906790
had not even considered poleaboos existence today until now

>>77906801
no I mean there's no such thing as chesnut roasted hotdog flavour.

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>>77906467
whoa that was just an hour ago

it's cool as the world turns, as we go about our days, somewhere out there Tim is being insane.

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BLEACHED

*throws stones from my glass house*

gonna make a broth lads, just waiting for the 9 other cooks to show up

*trends*

https://www.youtube.com/user/MrTimmyUk/videos

positively howling at the last 4 videos

tim's finally lost the plot completely

got this gift horse lads, just having a peek in its gob

lad called sotiris slopadopalous is coming over in a bit with a gift for me

: )

:)

>>77906790
reckon he's in the slammer 100%

nothing wrong with being a virgin

>>77906967
the virgin rationalisation

>ribena's going to prison
>tim's going to get sectioned at this rate

we are truly in the best timeline

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>>77906914
Meeting tomorrow

>>77906967
- a man before he was called a virgin

>>77906981
he thinks the guy he's having the meeting with is the one hacking his PC

he's gonna attack him and get sectioned

>>77906947
watch out lad, he's trouble

anyone seen the swiper?

>>77906966
did he do something new or is his old court case just gone through?

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>tfw no nubian princess

>>77907009
DPD got the swiper...

>>77907010
I think it's his court case
though since he violated his bail terms I think he's getting a stricter sentence

>>77907010
it's his first ever hearing

he's got the stalking and harassment charges as well as the phishing scam stuff

he's going to come out as trans and plead mental illness

>>77907002
Racist

ribenas gonna get killed in prison

either that or become radicalised

>>77905227
benis responds positively

>>77907095
>or become radicalised
he's too much of a pussy to do that

>Poleaboo
>Thaicunt
>Timothy

Who will be the next?

>>77907095
He'll willingly be a cumrag for the white supremacists

>>77907108
thailad isn't in prison he just posts at odd hours so most people don't see him

found a guy im attracted enough to lose my bum virginity to, but very nervous about actually going and doing a gay.

both because i dont want to be physically uncomofrtable and feel like i need to do a poo whilst he's fugging me.

also because i dont want to be gay..

300

any new thread man in?

>>77907131
your prisons are run by
muslim gangs lad

>>77907165
you already sound pretty gay

>>77906288
she's very cute in this pic

>>77907165
do an anal cleanse beforehand and you'll be reet

>>77907165
fucking queer just fuck a women lol

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>>77906288
>>77906772

nothing wrong with being a gay virgin

>>77907197
don't you get the sensation of needing a poo anyway. always had that whenever i tried experimented with the ol' bumhole.
>>77907213
fucked women, liked it but i want to try something new.

>>77905286
>>77905286
>>77905286

new

>>77907241
there, was it so hard to just wait?

shagging a man doesn't count as losing your virginity

>>77907254
i followed it to a tee you fucking 250 early posting waifu cunt
never reply to me again