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Christ in the Wilderness edition
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got a cold
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1st
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genuinely wouldn't mind dating a girl with a non-genetic illness such as a missing arm or something

Could score a better QT, bet she has a better personality and you get brownie points for doing something noble like dating a disabled person
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any fashy lads in
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how accurate is this list
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>>77892429
also parking spaces
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>>77892434
how are they the best when they're all dead?

checkmate athiests
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>>77892434
>Diana

That's just fucking grim. I guess every Briton who gets killed in a car crash has a claim to that list too
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>>77892434
>princess Diana
>Number fucking 2
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he looks like how i feel right now. alone and miserable.
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>>77892466
ummmm dont think so sweetie
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>>77892434
about 50/50 to good choices to meme answers
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>>77892454
>I guess every Briton who gets killed in a car crash has a claim to that list too

my parents aren't on the list
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>>77892454
>>77892466
Muh landmines
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>>77892434
>Diana
>John Lennon
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>>77892466
might want to brush up on your counting skills mate
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>>77892454
>>77892466
LIKE A CANDLE IN THE WIIIIIIIIIIIIND
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>>77892434
>Diana 3
>Isaac 6
hmmmm
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>>77892434
>diana rated higher than the queen
>even being on that list at all
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a choon, perhaps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKMVaexJKJQ
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>>77892477
fuck off attention seeker.
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>>77892474
>>77892482
oh fuck lmao
don't bully
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>all these misogynistic runtoid twats crawling out of the woodwork

the state of /brit/
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oh boy, another edgy contrarian meme I've missed out on
why do we pretend to hate Diana then, lads? fill me in haha
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>>77892492
>not negro babble
nice surprise
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>>77892434
Churchill was a bloodthirsty runty war mongering idiot, can't believe how easily everyone has forgotten all the bad things he did

Just le "keep calm and carry on" xDDD
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>>77892517
Who?
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>>77892517
she was fucking a rasheed behind charlie's back
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>>77892513
why are your posts always so shit
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might convert to Christianity
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>>77892517
seems like you've taken up position as the moral authority here so whats she done to warrant being no.3 on that list?
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>negro babble
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>>77892546
never confirmed

piss off daily mail
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very similar editions
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>>77892531
Can you name one war Churchill pushed for?
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reckon giving birth isn't much different than doing an 8lb poo
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>>77892558
cuck
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>piss off daily mail
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>>77892572
the royal family/government played it down as much as possible to avoid the embarrassment lad
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>>77892546
not like he was some paragon of fidelity to begin with
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>>77892517
well she doesn't deserve to be on that list either way. some of those people are have helped the build the foundation of the modern world
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>>piss off daily mail
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was only 8 when diana died
didn't understand the big deal then, still don't
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>>77892611
here come the yanks with their moronic opinions
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>>>piss off daily mail
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>>77892611
>some of those people are have helped the build the foundation of the modern world

grim
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Parent's talking about my in the lounge room again lads.
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euros were cucked by middle eastern religion calledchristianity 2000 years ago and they are now dominating world
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business plan: cook up some beans on toast
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>>77892630
fuck off phimo
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>>77892558
Just remember to do something with it, a lot of Christianity as she is practised is about the cultural dimension
If you like /brit/ you should get into anglocatholicism and read shitloads of Evelyn Waugh and CS Lewis, etc.
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>>>>piss off daily mail
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where would Wayne Rooney sit on the list
Note that he is England's highest goalscorer and therefore best player ever.
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>euros were cucked by middle eastern religion calledchristianity 2000 years ago and they are now dominating world
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>>77892582
*names one*

what now
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>>77892649
>CS Lewis
repressed prig
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need to wait 3 minutes for my instant ramen water to boil
not very instant then is it
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>>77892647
Fuck off. I don't have phimo
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>>77892638
14 million people in south korea are christian, not doing very well at holding the foreign hordes at bay now are we
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If you saw a sniper about to take a shot at the queen, would you jump in front of her?

Personally I wouldn't
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>>77892649
>cultural dimension
lol
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Reckon we were right to declare war on Hitler in 1939 but we should have agreed to peace terms in 1941
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>>77892662
Just think it's something people say a lot without ever elaborating. He wasn't even PM at the outbreak of WWII
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>>77892699
why?
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>>77892699
>we
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>>77892685
what's the point? she'll be dead in six months anyway and hopefully her death causes enough of a buzz that brexit can be reverted while everyone's busy with the funeral
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>got stupid thick curly hair
>always looks shit no matter what the barber does with it
>turns into a weird puff every time i wash it
>bought some afro relaxer stuff that black ladies put in their hair to make it straight
hair looks good lads
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>>77892654
>where should this man who kicks a ball for a living be

reckon behind all the doctors, scientists, writers, and politicians
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>>77892731
state of rorkes
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if we can convert chinese horde, we have hope tho
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>>77892737
hate putting shit in my hair. glad its mostly straight.
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>reckon behind all the doctors, scientists, writers, and politicians
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>>where should this man who kicks a ball for a living be
>reckon behind all the doctors, scientists, writers, and politicians
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>>77892434
>55. Enoch Powell
wew lad
didn't expect that
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>>77892709
soviet union was a bigger enemy that the west and germany should have taken on together

peace terms should have included Poland's rightful sovereignty and an end to concentration camps on Germany's side
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>>77892757
why would you put poo in your hair
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>>77892668
Literally my point
Personally I'm a fedora but I can understand the attraction of adopting a consciously medieval mindset
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>>77890935
either way, for two years I'm a legal resident of the country and have certain privileges
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behold this Belorussian entertainment at its finest

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5luvX2RJ7cE
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>>77892783
i dont. as i implied in my post mate.
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the fucking size of James Comey
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hate putting shit in my arse. glad I'm mostly straight
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just did a poo in my hair lads
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>>77892770
just because his legacy is controversial doesn't mean he didn't live an incredibly impressive and admirable life. He was a real intellectual, a model of a politician tbqh
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want a swarthy eastern-european gf

or a feisty latina gf.

a Mediterranean gf might be nice too.
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pooed in my mates tube of hair gel
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Just shoved hair up my arse
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Women in the workforce? Not a fan, I need a woman who can cook tea for me when I get home from my job
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pooey straight lads
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>>77892831
I agree i'm just surprised the BBC put him in tbqh
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>>77892845
eastern yuros aren't swarthy
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>>77892845
what's wrong with just an Englishwoman?
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just had a look at /bant/. quite impressive that they saw the dangerous levels of banter here and tried to make a whole board in our image. doesn't work cos the banter merchants are all here mind but it was a nice gesture.
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>it's a boring aussie shitposters episode
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>>77892737
haven't been to a barber in 3 months myself, can't be bothered anymore
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>>77892775
hitler saw poles as subhumans just like the russians. you think he didn't want to expand into poland? also germany didn't exactly have a sterling reputation abiding by signed treaties
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>>77892889
We do better on a blue board anyway
It turns out fannies and dicks can only get so many laughs
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Northern Spain looks comfy af desu
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>>77892901
he tries to fit in but fails every time
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>>77892903
get some afro relaxer on that bonce lad you'll thank me
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>>77892903
well at least you're not balding I guess
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>>77892845
t. matey off of Mambo no. 5
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>>77892913
no he didn't, he just considered them less than his kind.
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Is Netflix any good?

Anything decent on it at the moment?
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>>77892937
slightly below human, if you will
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>>77892731
You can't make this shit up
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Don't understand why turbororkes delude themselves into thinking Hitler would have been nice to the Slavs if he'd won

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generalplan_Ost
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you can literally add up EVERY european country and even include iceland for laughs and they still won't add up to the GDP of the USA

hell, a single state like NY has a higher GDP than like 90% of europe
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>>77892949
no
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>>77892913
tbqh, ultimately I do believe Hitler had to go, but I don't think National Socialist Germany had to go as well. In the long-run, the 20th century would have gone a lot better had NatSoc Germany survived the war rather than Soviet Russia
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>>77892972
he wouldn't
he would have fucked over Britain too
let them "keep the empire" is bullshit
keep it as a protectorate of the German Empire with English commonfolk sent out into the boonies to die for Germany killing Mobuku Ubuntu & associates
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>>77893003
HDI is more important desu
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>>77892937
yes he did. he literally wanted to kill as many as possible in order to depopulate it and move germans in. he thought slavs were subhumans and the nazi state took the appropriate stance.
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>>77893017
No hitler was a good boy he just getting his reich back on track
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hitler was a jewish plant
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>>77892919
unironically wanted to live in some comfy Mediterranean village and get a qt EU gf

doubt that can happen with brexit now though
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hilter was a house plant
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>>77893006
>In the long-run, the 20th century would have gone a lot better had NatSoc Germany survived the war rather than Soviet Russia
You mean, "In your opinion". Its your best guess based on what you know.
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>>77893003
still a nigger infested shithole
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yup yup
we's da richess plantation roun 'ere
das wut Massa alway say
our Massa da bess, he got da mos moni of all y'all massas thats fo sho
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you act like getting rid of the Slavs and filling eastern Europe with Germans would have been a bad thing

yet you accept that Australia, Canada and America are nice because the Anglos replaced the Red Indians and Abos
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cat's meowing again
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>>77893047
it is never ever in British interests to give themselves over to a continental power so completely
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>>77893118
this
slavs are a blight on europe
why are people pretending to care about them
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>>77893118
killing slavs to replace them with British people is one thing
but Krauts are barely any better
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>>77893118
wtf i love hitler and systematic genocide now!
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need to be stuffed in the ass by a big british cock rn
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>>77893118
Difference is we didn't have autistically detailed plans for the extermination of the abbos, it just sort of happened
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>>77893074
northern spain isnt the Mediterranea
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>>77893180
whats an ass
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It's always londoners who challenge yanks when they say they're superior

Must be the fumes from their latest acid attacks causing them to be delirious
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>>77893197
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might finally wash the spaf rag after about 3 months
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>>77893207
FOY
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>>77892903
James?
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>>77893228
Whatever happened to using tissues
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>>77893118
The Americas were never really under our control. One of the biggest grievances they had with the crown was that we wouldn't let them kill injuns fast enough
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mum found the cum curtains
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>>77893252
you have to leave the house to replace them
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>>77893207
so true. glad at least one of you lads has some sense.
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ay, i just bought a jewish plant.
...
AY
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..
....
i said i just bought a jewish plant.
....
..
.....
AY
...
AY
......
it were an oy vey-olet
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>>77893275
You should've used my mouth
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>>77893308
tragic
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made beans on toast with cheese and an egg
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>>77893308
>see that post
>spend ages thinking of a flower joke
>post it with Peter Kay as a cover
nah you're just not funny
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>>77893277
um no sweaty there's something called amazon
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>>77893371
not for long if you keep chopping it down to make fucking tissues
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>>77893308
*walks off*
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*sheds my skin*
*leaves the remains on your floor*
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christ just imagine being there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JujihaeDpQ0&t=1210s
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She's got an arm off!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I've watched all of QI and Would I Lie To You?, what other panel shows would you guys recommend?
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>>77893545
Shooting Stars
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>>77893545
shooting stars
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>>77893545
shooting stars
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>>77893545
Have I Got News For You
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>>77893545
shooting stars
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>>77893545
shooting stars
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>>77893545
Stars, shooting
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>>77893545
stars... shooting
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>>77893576
>>77893591
>>77893595
>>77893600
>>77893604
>>77893612
>>77893620
>>77893626
shut the FUCK up!!!
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>>77893636
shooting stars
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>>77893545
shooting stars
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>>77893545
shootingstars
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>>77892434
>churchill
>diana
>john lennon

ah yes normies
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wishin i had a british bf to cuddle w/ before i go to bed
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>>77893545
Vic and Bob's Shooting Stars
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>>77893692
John lennon did imagine, the most profound song of all time
Imagine no countries... whoa
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what should i do in Amsterdam?
im there rn, got a few days to kill
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I GOTTA GET THRU THIS. I GOTTA GET THRU THIS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4eMyOzD9UI
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>>77893766
Kill yourself in a brutal and horrific way as so it makes international news headlines
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>>77892434
>Diana above Newton
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>>77893766
get a big back of nice weed and retreat to your hotel room for a couple of days of spliffs and wanks
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>>77893766
there is nothing to do in Amsterdam
just sit on a chair and wait it out
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>>77893766
remblandtplein is best plein
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>>77893765
lol
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>>77893860
awful
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>>77893805
she got killed in a car wreck, what did newton ever do? Get hit on the head by an apple ooh well done mate
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>>77893805
wasn't that list voted for by smash hits readers in 1998 or something? don't think it still applied desu. harry styles isn't even on it.
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Didn't even realize Newton was British desu.
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In early 1960, Bridges was one of six black children in New Orleans to pass the test that determined whether they could go to the all-white school, William Frantz Elementary. Bridges was the only one who decided to go to the new school. She and her mother were escorted to school by four federal marshals during the first year Bridges attended William Frantz Elementary.

As soon as Bridges entered the school, white parents pulled their own children out; all the teachers refused to teach while a black child was enrolled. Only one person agreed to teach Ruby and that was Barbara Henry, from Boston, Massachusetts, and for over a year Henry taught her alone, "as if she were teaching a whole class."

On the second day a white student broke the boycott and entered the school when a 34-year-old Methodist minister, Lloyd Anderson Foreman, walked his 5-year-old daughter Pam through the angry mob, saying, "I simply want the privilege of taking my child to school ..." A few days later, other white parents began bringing their children, and the protests began to subside.

The Bridges family suffered for their decision to send her to William Frantz Elementary: her father lost his job, the grocery store the family shopped at would no longer let them shop there, and her grandparents, who were sharecroppers in Mississippi, were turned off their land. She has noted that many others in the community, both black and white, showed support in a variety of ways. Some white families continued to send their children to Frantz despite the protests, a neighbor provided her father with a new job, and local people babysat, watched the house as protectors, and walked behind the federal marshals' car on the trips to school.*
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>>77893916
Were you dropped on the head as a child?
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>>77893766
do drugs at an all day club
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>>77893916
what else is someone with the name isaac newton going to be
Chinese?
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>>77893934
I get paranoid so many times when I post here.
How do you know this?
Are you stalking me or something?
>>77893948
Dutch?
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>>77893860
need a central asian gf
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>>77893966
you're thinking of rudy van goedendaag
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Irish Nationalism: "Do I want to leave? Maybe.. but not if I have to jump out of the fucking window."

UK Nationalism: "Don't ask me twice!" Jumps out the fucking window
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SHART

*doo doo*

IN YOUR

*poo poo*

MART

*woo woo*
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>>77893860
she would make a good ftm tranny
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https://twitter.com/CNN/status/892118018024669188


ah yes, the modern Left
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>>77894052
Good morning, my fellow American.
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ah yes the hide button
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*genocides rorkes*
woopsy x
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>>77893931
Ughhhhnnn...
*rolls head back and thrusts hips skywards*
Uhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhh
*fires a jet of cum all over poster of Rosa Parks*
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the british have never apologized for inventing concentration camps
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>>77894171
apologise for hip-hop
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>>77894171
Mate, I am so SO sorry...

Haha, not really dickhead ;)
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>>77894171
why would we?
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The british are bullies.
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I'm a Sikh that pretends to be a retarded Muslim because of my rare metal illness.
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the pet yank has never apologised for tracking shit throughout my home while crawling on all fours
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how does this image make you feel lads?
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should've built yank camps
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if this is an aesthetic thread then sure I've got some
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>>77894308
one of those is me but i shan't be telling you which
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>>77894340
ahh yes, i wonder which

*stares at the fourth one*
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>amsterdam

the deano holiday

>all inclusive package to spain or canary islands

The deano holiday

>10 nights at the hilton in beijing with guided city tours

The Tarquin holiday
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>london

the runt holiday

>slough

the jacob, johnny, jaimie, james, jordan and jayden holiday
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>tfw you will never be a pet yank to a sadistic brit
why am i even here
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>>77894397
how does this make you feel
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>>77894446
you can be my pet
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>morrisons
the ebin holiday
>prison
the poleaboo holiday
>hospital
the tilde holiday
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>>77894449
I concur with the aforementioned statement.
>>77894456
Australia has the British flag on it so close enough, sure.
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>>77894449
Makes me feel you're an attention seeking paki.

Bud bud ding off.
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>>77894469
>/r9k/britfeel

the you permanent retreat
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6 poos since brekkie
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honestly don't get people who waste ÂŁ50 on eating out, my ready meal tastes just as good

Absolute waste of money, food ponces are the worst
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i'm a yank
my bum stanks
having a wank lads doing a poo
all over you
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nice dead poomunity
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>>77894572
hello poorfag
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busines idea: choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcL4J0pzlAg
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>>77894380
>china
runt
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Going to the shops with my cock ring and butt plug on xx hehe
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>going on holiday
runt
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>>77894380
i went to the ritz london for my 18th birthday

it was cool
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wheres the new thread?
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banned from /sp/ lads
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Britain
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>>77894810
what happened lad
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>>77894810
Why? CP again?
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>>77894810
well I for one don't care why but you are free to answer the other two if you want
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Norway is a better Scotland 2bh lads
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>>77894861
That's quite an amazing achievement
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>>77894861
why do norwegians sound like they're from east scotland when speaking english
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>>77894861
who is the norwegian sean connery?
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>>77894831
>>77894833
>>77894860
asking an ausGOD in /cric/ about the australian labour party's readiness for a corbynista revolution
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love britain 2bh

despite all the whinging it's still one of the best places in the world
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>>77894896
Posting CP then
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/brit/ runs 4chan
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>>77894897
>gif
fuck off
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>listening to some random mixtape on YouTube
>got it going through my speakers, windows are open
>landlord and his crew are doing work outside
>music suddenly has a bit where a woman is making loud sex noises for no reason
Thanks for that Starfunkel, now my landlord thinks I'm knocking one out to porn in the middle of the day, curtains and windows open, without a care in the world
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>>77894896
fuck off

hate laborites (yes, no u here). Hope they all get mawled. Australia is Menzies country. A country of the middle class.
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feeling like having sexytime
though I reckon the ratio of marginal utility and marginal cost of a wank exceeds that of actually having sex
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i want every apple executive to come home and find that his family has been murdered
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business idea: abolish the greenbelts
>>
Original business idea: send smokers to labour camps
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business idea: send smokers to abolished greenbelt labour camps
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>>77895163
Fuck right off you disgusting cunt.
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>>77895163
Abolish your life, you fucking runt
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>>77895163
good post the green belts don't work
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was going to go out tonight but i'm having a bit of a bad hair day so i reckon i'll stay in and post about doing a poo on /brit/
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>>77895262
Fuck off Baconboy. I hope you get arse cancer and then raped by a Syrian cocklord
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>>77895163
povvo runt cunt
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>>77895306
t. person who derives no benefit whatsoever from the green belts but still rises to defend wealthy landowners' interests
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>>77895163
runt containment zones
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>>77894380
done all of these
>>
need my greenbelts abolished >.<
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>>77895163
stick a butter knife in your jugular you horrid little specimen
>>
business idea: make irreversible changes to britain's landscape that dramatically lower the standard of living for the entire country so we can build more commie blocks and fill them with third world immigrant labour voters
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>>77895324
t. cunt who will be shitting blood soon
>>
rejected again lads
she said she didn't care about looks
sent a pic, then boom its a hair compliment and one word replies
thankfully i've got a full goon bag x
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Smoking idea: send Labour to business camps
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>77895163
city runt
this is what city air does to you
not even giving him a (You)
>>
Fucking did it AGAIN!

Starfunkel you perv, can you have ONE mixtape on YouTube that doesn't have fucking porn sounds on it? CUNT

Made me look a right wanker in front of my landlord.
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can only imagine how grim it must be to be a young british person in this day and age

i mean life is pretty grim for millennials in australia and america too but being british must enhance the grimness by miles considering the housing prices and paki encroachment there
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>>77895324
>t. person who derives no benefit whatsoever from the green belts
Actually I do derive a benefit from the green belts, and that is that the countryside I love is not being irreversibly concreted over to make room for horrid squalid housing for pakis and deanos
>>
LITTLE
CHINKY
DICKS
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>>77895439
shut it yang
>>
>>77895439
i think just waking up to a grey sky every 24/7/365 would be the worst
>>
>>77892434
>diana
unreasonably irritated at this
>>
don't it always seem to go
that you don't know what you've got till it's gone
you paved paradise
put up a commie block
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>>77895489
I think Robbie Williams was number 52 or something.
>>
Who /metropolitan conservative/ here? Sometimes feel like I'm the only one in existence
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>>77895484
we get at least 80 days a year that aren't overcast so zip it
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>>77895439
At least the colonies have a lot of space to "get away" without really leaving
But even then it's grim
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>>77893118
they're shit because we did an awful job
and the treaty of whoa-tangy in new zealand was perhaps our greatest cockup.
>>
>spend half of yesterday unable to work wishing I'd taking the day off sick
>spend today at home thinking I should have gone in today anyway
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>>77895519
>80 days

SCREAMING. Even in winter it's still sunny here. The UK is literally runt: the country.
>>
>>77895232
>>77895235
>>77895308
>>77895348
>>77895401
ah right so you guys would prefer house prices to continue to rise and you'd also prefer people to be packed in very densely

idiots the lot of ye
>>
have they changed the font on the BBC website or did I eat one too many pepperamis?
>>
whenever I'm being healthy I want nothing more than a big greasy takeaway
but then when I have as little as a pepsi max, I feel horrendously fat and grim
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>>77895567
spent zero seconds reading your post
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>>77895574
piss off moron
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>>77895574
Prefer you fuck off back to Lahore, you stinking cunt
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>>77895574
Really don't give a fuck, I'm going to inherit a house anyway
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>>77895588
spent ten hours reading your post
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>>77895588
Actually you spent at least a fraction of a second.
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>>77895616
selfish twat
>>77895613
>>77895599
not arguments
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>>77895621
thicko
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>>77895574
don't really care about the urbanites
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>>77895574
why do you have to pack all that shit in landahn and other big cities like manchester? wouldn't mind a new greenfield settlement if they didn't make it shit like milton keynes
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anime
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>>77895568
yes I really hate having no skin cancer and christmas in the winter
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>Actually you spent at least a fraction of a second.
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>>77895094
i have a secret dream to be a low ranking minister in the hawke government
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>>77895652
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>>77895650
>pack all that shit in landahn and other big cities like manchester?
if there weren't greenbelts there wouldn't be a need to pack things in so tightly
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>>77895568
>boasting about your skin cancer
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>>77895632
Says the guy who thinks muh house prices are more important than our ancient and irreplaceable countryside
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>I like sunny weather
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business idea: kick out all the shitskins and keep the greenbelts
>>
>>77895690
how is london even real just fucking decentralise britain like move to cumbria hahaha
>>
>>77895505
77. Robbie Williams is above Chaucer (wrote the Canterbury Tales), Babbage (invented the computer), Berners-Lee (invented the web), Jenner (cured smallpox), Watt (started the industrial revolution), Montgomery (won the N. African theatre in WW2), Sir Walter Raleigh, David Livingstone, and Tolkien.
>>
business idea: kick out all the shitskins and abolish the greenbelts
>>
why do australians pretend 40ÂșC heat and being blasted with a billion watt UV lamp every time you step outside is preferable to a cloudy day
>>
>>77895742
almost like it's an arbitrary list
>>
morning mr babbage off to the post office are you?
no time to talk now! i've just invented the computer and i must dash off a patent request right quick! cheerio!
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>>77895742
It's a meme public voted list from 2002. Everyone here is too young to remember it but I remember personally voting for Churchill with my dad
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>>77895662
we celebrate yule in july here, none of that christmas bullshit for us
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>>77892434
>Diana's list of achievements are literally being a wife and a mum

Absolutely HOWLING
>>
cool, light breeze and overcast is the best weather
>>
>>77895761
It was compiled by the BBC and is on Wikipedia, that makes it official.
>>
>>77895798

>>77895798

>>77895798
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>>77895842
>>77895842
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>>77895803
>Everyone here is too young to remember it but I remember personally voting for Churchill with my dad

ignoramus
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>>77895803
I remember it. I remember Jeremy Clarkson doing a video for Brunel, that's why Brunel got no. 2. Nobody had heard of him until Jezza did a video.
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>>77895574
Will tenderise you and pack you into a fucking Smartie tube you slimy urbanite cunt
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>>77895838
>tripfag thread
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