>Gaylord M. Burger?
>That's me.
>I thought your name was Greg Baker.
>It is.
>That's not what it says here.
>Gaylord Hamburger is my legal name. Nobody's called me by it since third grade.
>Wait a minute, so your name is Gaylord Hamburger?
>>77887064
I feel like this skit sounded funnier in your head.
>>77887096
That's because my real name is Gaylord Hamburger. Yeah, go ahead and laugh at me.
>>77887064
wait, you weren't kidding in the fat thread?
were your parents spun-out hippies?
>>77887064
You think you have it bad. My name is Fucko Johnson
>>77887064
Greg Baker sounds a bit neurotic tbqh, why not go with Guy Burger?
I mean I understand the kike faggots killed the old meaning of gay and you try to hide it, but as a burger I don't see why you wouldn't embrace your last name.
Guy Burger sounds cool, especially if you wear sun glasses 24/7 and have a cap with an American flag or something like that.
>>77887116
You can't be serious. How did that happen?
>>77887780
It's because he was named Gaylord Hamburger
>>77887064
>https://www.yelp.com/biz/gaylords-hamburger-palace-austin