/brit/

big british benis

fuck drumpf. i know i'm moving to canada if he wins

Why don't we just give the Malvinas to Argentina and the Falkands to Britain?

>>77886864
mad how canada's actually a much better country than the USA init

>>77886884
umm dont think so sweetie

Poll yank has extra long fingers but the bones are only normal length so he has to tie the excess length to bamboo sticks to type "hello nigger"
When he sleeps they get all tied up like the tails of a rat king and his mummy has to coax them free with a shoehorn

>>77886884
>$1.3 Trillion in Debt
>Ontario $300B debt. More per capita than Commiefornia
>running deficits to 2050
>donating billions in foreign aid to fight climate change while introducing a carbon tax on its own industries and people.
>donate $240M to the fucking clinton foundation
>50% of Canadians have less than $200 in savings
>economy is shit. avg salary $30K
>Largest housing bubble in the world
>20% of GDP currently related to real estate
>chinese buying up all the land.
>import 750k non whites a year for a pop of 35M
>half the country will be immigrants in under 20 years
>our immigration minister is a literal somali refugee
>Current govt wants 100M by 2100
>white population expected to be 9-20% of total pop by 2100
>our state broadcaster CBC openly advocates for white genocide
>will soon be a crime to criticize islam cuz of "islamophobia" (M103)
>imams calling for death to jews in mosques and muslims protesting death to jews in GTA streets.
>muslims and africans just straight up walking across the border into Canada
>housing them in former olympic stadium in Montreal
>record number of mexicans also seeking asylum
> 500,000+ are illegal in the country with half in toronto. both numbers are surely much higher
>Our biggest cities are officially sanctuary cities
>you can now legally rape animals
>not addressing someone by their preferred pronoun can get you jailed
>police monitoring facebook/twitter posts for 'hate speech' that are anti LGBTQ or anti muslim

>>77886897
shant

>>77886897
delet this

>>77886892
low rent yank knob polishing twat
embarrassing

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>want to post with pirates
>las malvinas

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>this is anons room, hes quite the film enthusiast

>>77886897
sounds like ontario problems not canada problems

>>77886897
and still, its a much better country than the US
funny how that works init

>point out that canada is actually quite nice and people aren't getting shot in the streets
>yank writes an essay on why canada is actually le cucked shadilay XD
is there any actual purpose in yanks existing

>>77886911
>malvinas
ajajajajajajajajaja

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>>77886789
glad I left
great country being utterly torn to shit by incompetent political boobs/sellouts

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the AEC will literally not leave me alone, don't know a single thing about any of my local candidates and frankly don't give a shit

why was I born in a "country" with compulsory voting?

bueno, dejamos las malvinas donde se situan
ahora que

>>77886919
>dude just avoid the bad parts and it's okay
alright, same for the us then
>>77886930
yeah, fuming. typed it all in under a minute to reply to him

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>>77886939
Stop

Autismo yank uses complex algorithms to time his posts so that defamatory content will be hidden by his 38 line greentext essays
All of his toes are on upside down and he dows so little walking that when he does he cracks all his nails and they scab over

>>77886919
Every province besides it and BC is "literally who"-tier though.

>>77886949
Very homoerotic image.

>>77886930
both suck for different reasons
Canada is a gilded cage
America is an old country estate being left to rot and fill with squatters

>>77886965
The cunt is literally here 24/7 what mutation allows for that?

got caught sleeping by the old manager
batterys almost out as well
it's been a ride lads, you're all cunts

>>77886964
como nuestros destinos nos unieron
mientras la luna estaba brillando en nuestros ojos

might sperg out about yanks for 20 minutes again lads

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>>77886967
not an argument

>>77887008
>Yesterday, on the Poonited Sharts...

>>77886964
des
pa
cito

>>77886959
compulsory voting is the most moronic thing about australia, can't believe it hasn't been done away with yet

>>77887008
Are the green dots where they brought people back to life?

>>77887008
shootings are the only indicator if the country is good or not

FUCKING HATE YANKS LADS
EVERYTIME ME AND THE LADS AND BANTER HAHAHA FOY INNIT
THE ABSOLUTE STATE WHAT A GIMMICK

>>77887025
should have a vote i reckon

>>77886988
His kidneys grew into his spine during gestation
Not only does it make him a grotesquely malformed hideous freak of nature whose wee travels down his back and emerges out of the end of his vestigial tail, it earns him so many pity dollars a week from the government that he is on call to leave his phlegmy mark on /brit/ at any time of day

>>77887038
le autismo yank is here!

>>77887038
fuck off yank

woah we better stop else he's going to shoot up a school or something haha

>yanks berate others for shooting up while they get shot up

haha lad good point

>in-ambulance
>payment
>solutions

anyone know the name of that opera song at the beginning of the arby's loaded italian commercial is called?

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>>77887002
>nuestros destinos nos unieron
You mean shared sovereignty? I like that

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oh god
yes

>>77887075
Il Memento de Cuckio

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>>77887075
>this is high culture in America

>>77887082
are las malvinas argentinian?

>geographical proximity is the basis for a valid territorial claim
we'll take north bit of france and ireland thanks

>>77887102
>north bit of france
not unless they clean it up first

Autismo yank has 14 nipples

>>77887008
we have a nigger problem, not a gun problem

>>77887100
lol don't laugh at me, it's some old italian opera song, you'd know it if you heard it

>>77887075
post the ad, all the ones i can see have no opera

Hello nnnnnnn
Hello nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Hello nnnnnnnnnnnnnnni
ni
nnnnnniiii
Hello NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Hello nnn
*gasps*
help me out here lads

>>77887128
ummm no only two and both pink sweatie x

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anime

just realised that "slut" is an anagram of "lust"

wonder if that was intentional

>>77887130
even though the whitest state has double the homicide rate of the oecd average

>>77887102
>say the pirate
mmmmh
>>77887101
Not really (and i dont care desu) but i wish we have brits frens

>>77887142
I tried to find it on youtube, couldn't find it.
Will keep you posted

Autismo yank knows how to say "hello nigger" and "lock her up" in over 50 languages

>>77887152
Have you ever noticed the Australia is an anagram of itself? Major think done

>>77887154
argentina is amigs in my libro compi

>>77887157
righto, waiting on tenterhooks

>>77887160
screeching

>>77887153
montana has a murder rate of 0.03 per 1000

whats my name
cliff richard

Tim and I have the same last name. Bet we're related. The O'Broin clan is taking back Ireland.

>the only developed nation in the world with loose gun laws has an abysmally high murder rate
hmmm... i wonder what it could be....

Chuck Norris doesnt have to look under his bed for autismo yank, he can tell if he's there from the 3 splayed bow legs and the overpowering stench of drumpf brand aftershave

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>>77887168
I dont understand you but

>the only developed nation in the world with 50% nigger population has an abysmally high murder rate
hmmm... i wonder what it could be....

Love living in ailartsuA

going to have a wank to cartoons and go to bed

montgomery james burns here at the nuclear plant springfield

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Heading to the Budweiser Opera house tonight to catch "Ode de Pizza Pockets"
should be an exquisite piece

>>77887222
never heard the phrase "pizza pocket" before

honduras and guatemala don't have a gun problem, they have a n-word problem

You can either destroy all of America above Mexico, or all of America below Mexico

Choice?

want a sandwich but both the corner shop and bakery are completely out of bread

some greedy cunt must be having a fairy bread party

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>>77887196

Yeah I wonder.

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>>77887181
Montanas homicide rate is 3.5 per 100,000

Yankland is third world tier

Autismo yank has a hidden folder on his mums work computer where he keeps his wank calendar

>>77887242
what the fug estonia

>>77887242
*angrily misunderstands swiss gun control law to make a point*

>be america
>the acclaimed comedian adam shartsmcsharts is doing a comedy show
>naturally you are going to see it
>go to the theater
>order an extra large popcorn, a coke and 3 cheeseburgers
>you sit down rubbing the pile of shart underneath your bum which you made earlier for insulation
>the lights dim
>silence
>the lights go on again but this time only around the stage
>adam shartmcsharts walks on to the stage
>"so guys i was just thinking"
>"fuckin' canada lol they have no freedom like us"
>crowd starts roaring in laughter
>adam shartmchsharts is shot
>god bless america

Is all you lads do talk about America?

bye mates
no battery
can't go on

>>77887264
*sharts on you*
take THAT

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Someone here spell Mississippi for me right now

>>77887242
only the black parts

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>>77887242

>>77887270
literally yes

>>77887270
What else is there to do when they won't fuck off?

To increase testosterone levels, autismo yank doesnt masturbate until the last day of every month when he has an autismo wank to Barron Trump hentai on google images

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>>77887196

Just finished training in the Army

ask me something i can't sleep

>>77887294
it's all during the day as well. if you're so offended you could just filter us

>>77887309
how long is basic?

>>77887283
Alri

Mississippi

whizz for breakfast

>>77887327
14 weeks

>>77887309
are you going to suck an arab's willy?

>>77887309
Meet any gays there?

what should i watch?

>>77887348
hard?

Autismo yank doesnt trust windows 10, so he hides his prepared white supremacy arguments by storing them in duckduckgo searches using his magapede accomplice's Thai proxy

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>>77887365
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>>77887364
no
>>77887365
no

>>77887371
Sometimes

>>77887309
Any fit lads?

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are about America
Over 50/97 is about America.
What has Britain become lol you fucking faggots

to use millennial speak, lesbians are not a thing.
Malleable slushy women can crave sexual attention from anything, even bonobos. In a strict gay-shaming society, the amount of true lesbians would be around 1%. Many of these would marry and be hearty, tomboyish moms to children they loved. Others could become vowed religious. Others still could carve out small bohemian alternative lifestyles in select big city neighborhoods. Some, of course, would feel oppressed and be miserable. But by and large, misery would decrease significantly across the boards.

>be amerishart
>drive with miniscooter outside
>get shot
>no medical aid because u cant afford anything
>tyrone sees u on the floor bleeding
>robs you and spits on your face
>he takes your keys
>rapes your wife
>later join black lives matter rally

>>77887392
*gets angry and talks about how shit american posters are*

>>77887390
Uhh nah not really

My section commander was a pretty handsome guy

>>77887409
Little american shartposters are the worst, can't stand them

>>77887392
>What has Britain become lol you fucking faggots
called courtesy, manners and polite behaviour. always make the guest the centre of attention, its how civilised people operate.

>>77887309
does the officer let you have a wank?

Autismo yank's cattle horns have become ingrown and dig into his brain, making him think replying to anti american posts will put an end to his people's discrimination

>>77887427
*sharts on you*

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love guns
not a big fan of darkies

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>>77887436
Thank you very much, I wonder if you would do the honour of blessing Amanda with your shart, she's never met someone with bowels so loose?

>>77887431
'the officer'?

No Cpl's mention wanking but a lot of the recruits did I think

I didn't wank once during the 3 months

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>>77887446

hate yanks

>>77887309
Is there an opportunity to wank during basic?

>>77887443
are there gun ranges in biet nam

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>>77887445
W H I T E P E O P L E
blaK ppl

*starts to dance while drums play*

>/brit/
>more like /cum/

>>77887471
Yeah of course

After about 6 weeks, you work from about 530 AM to 6-7pm and then the rest of the night you can do whatever in your accommodation

I just read a book

hate limeys

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fan of him desu

>>77887472
yea but I've not been to one yet
you can even shoot big mounted machine guns and drive around in old tanks or play with whatever old equipment they have around.
I'd like to shoot an AK47 sometime

>>77887459
the guy who's in charge of the army barracks and stuff not the kill mission

>>77887511
You can play with my old equipment for free

>>77887519
You mean the troop commander

hate sid vicious

Fuck you

>>77887392
>it's 6:15am and the thread is full of disgusting JFs
ah yes, very interesting

I'm just uptight, uptight
Uptight, uptight

>>77887546
Roody poo... cunt

>yanks are awful posters
*a gurgling sound can be hear coming from the fat may of liam, the autismoyank*
BUT CANADA!

Me? No, fuck you.

>>77887565
Don't talk to me like that you faguette

>>77887570
Fucking cunt

*has a look at this thread and assesses the amount of sperging out about canada*
*then assesses the amount of sperging out about america*
hmmm

just did a 0.5mg xanax

>>77887574
No u... hoppy little cunt

playing some chess lads x

hate septics

imagine if kanye west ran for president in 2020 and then won
that's how lefties feel right now

>>77887601
*ruffles your hair hard*

>>77887601
I like the horsey best.

>>77887600
I'm gonna fuckin I'm
fuckin gonna
box your fuckin ears from bret-ag-ne to pic-ar-dy

>>77887609
I'm not sure they would be happy with him as Pres after the initial excitement of a "Based Black man!!" ran out
if you've heard him talk he's pretty illiberal

requesting futa cara

>>77887621
>from Brittanny to Picardie
Not even impressive, I'll shove a baguette up your ass how do you feel now

>>77887610
>>77887613
not a fan of this

>>77887598
might buy some today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfjDNCQQaFU


waifu

>>77887641
I'll suck the fucker up my arse and pull it out my mouth so I can beat you fuckin senseless with my shit-crusted shitty crusted bread

>>77887649
What's your favourite one then?

>>77887651
i have a prescription x

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You open your Mom's cabinet. You see pic related. Which ones do you take?

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the Pawns are the most important pieces

>>77887686
lucky lad

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seriously tho, imagine Cara with a 12incher slowly carressing your boipussy
SERIOUSLY

>>77887689
Scoop em up in my hand and eat em all at once, plastic baggies and all

so tired of shaving with soap

>>77887662
You
No you
You can't take the piss like that you'll regret it, I'll make Julia Gillard PM again
I'll...
I'll bomb a Fosters factory

>>77887694
>imagine cara
no thanks

>>77887703
You overdose and die from organ failure.

>>77887713
You poor or something lad

>>77887718
All the PMs have been the same shit the last 10 years, do it.

Fosters isn't even brewed in Australia and nobody drinks it here so go wild.

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Im bored again, so...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz1QJozrRNw

I'll drink to you drown a drink just to forget that fear ate your standing that now you're just another guy and slowly you drifted away slowly you drifted away from our place The sun suits you well Being cool suits you well Evil suits you well Being God suits you well suits you well to lie and say that you drifted away from our place What's happened to your heart it no longer beats the way it beat yesterday you were never free and that's the reason there's always an idiot you can convince you're talking all night like a boy scout talking about my life just like your dad The Cadillacs are playing just for you The Cadillacs are playing just for you The Cadillacs are playing just for you The Cadillacs are playing just for you

>>77887726
to be honest yeah

business idea: petition the CIA to overthrow the government of Argentina

>>77887694
She's very unattractive. She manages to look like a little girl and very man-ish at the same time. Both of those are turn offs for most heterosexual men.

Then again, she's not modelling for heterosexual men. The industry she works in is mainly gay men and women, and the she markets women's fashion. The fact any straight man would think she looks like a chimp doesn't effect her career success.

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>>77887689
the benadryl

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>>77887769
Giant fucking poofta, you leafs never fail to disappoint

>>77887769
she's so fuckable tho, like brah
like, dude bro
come on man
DUDE

Dont be savage pls

Given the choice, would you take your oneitis as your gf, or Cara?

>>77887740
I'm not even full baguette anyway so I WIN this postal fight

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post best crisps

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>>77887796
my oneitis

pic related

>>77887797
>full baguette
ficelle his couronne bruv

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>>77887801
Shit but i don't expect much from a yank.

>America still hasn't apologised for dumping tea into the Sea of Boston

>>77887828
hey pass the chips

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alri

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>>77887774
She's literally the least attractive model I have ever seen.

She looks like a pre-pubescent girl and has a thick brow-ridge, which makes her look like a chimp. But like I said, she models female clothes and she only has to impress females and gay men. I straight man wouldn't think she's good for modelling anything because of how odd and unattractive she looks.

>>77887823
I mean your real-life oneitis mate haha, a girl you've actually met before

Imagine your oneitis being someone you've never even seen IRL

>>77887828
sea salt is literally just one step up from vinegar and they're both shit

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>>77887831
'ers

>>77887823
at least you get to see her fucked on cam

>>77887840
I love the contrast of masculine and feminine features

gfs working late
watching The Chase with Bradley Walsh alone in jamies
bet you thought i was working today hehehe just been in bed til 5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D3b-HIEsfU

I was hitchhiking over there when you came with the jeep
you decided to stop
I could never imagine who I was coming upon
a distant cousin
how good-looking you got, I don't know what you ate
now that I see you well I don't wanna get off
we went to the beach with the car and you drove a long while
until near the lighthouse
then you told me you didn't wear swimwear if you could...
if I didn't mind
as we both are cousins, and we didn't wear swimwear
like two good friends we could get naked

[chorus]
eh! the skin takes to the sea
eh! only the tides cover you
eh! you came with the sea
eh! like the sand with the wind

how to hide my excitement? how to take my pants off?
to be like you
as you don't have problems to show your nudity
my heart stops
you're feeling lonely, you call me with the hands
with my buddy standing up I go running to the sea

[chorus]

with the open legs that sun
gets excited drying up the skin
the mermaid and the star met each other
and as I'm human I don't miss this gift

[chorus]

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>>77887858
look he's surrendering

>>77887824
Might as well, torture him with my half arrogant, half polite psychological torture.
He won't know how to react

>>77887880
>how to hide my excitement? how to take my pants off?
steady on lad

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Which one do I pick...

>>77887884
*hugs you*

>>77887897
nightcore dance mix #17

>>77887897
RICK AND MORTY DUDE

>>77887878
Crank up the A/C, get under the covers, and watch every episode of Northern Exposure, an ancient American show from the 80s about a jew who moves to alaska to practice medicine

>>77887899
*pushes you away but keeps looking at you straight in the eye*

>>77887912
>A/C
fuck off yank
heaters on full blast (this yankesque country doesnt have central heating either because its all reddit houses with paper walls) and im still freezing me tiddlies off

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>>77887897
Do your ears and brain a favour and put on Listz's Hungarian Rhapsodies.

>>77887897
wtf i just got psyop'd from a .jpg of youtube
need help

>>77887929
don't get all bitchy because I forgot your seasons are backwards down there

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>>77887930
>listens to dead magyars in his spare time
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF LEAFLAND

quite like to shag this chubby redhead quizmaster on the chase

>>77887946
we dont have ac here because the weather is normal
if its hot you roll up your sleeves and have an ice cream

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arses

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>>77887958
/brit/ is a family friendly board sir, I'm going to have to ask you to remove this post

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>>77887929
Lucky you. Summer is Reddit: the season. Fucking hot-ass, mosquito-ass, sweltering-ass, normie-ass season.

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how bad do you think cara's wee tastes?

70 minutes left until it's 1700, then I'm going to order pizza!

Oh no
You say good bye
And i say hello

Lads, lights on or lights off during the sex ?

compressed 6,500 pngs since three days ago
only 27,500 more to go

>>77887983
And a kim park chul sung to you too

>>77887979
tubal nostrils with super thick brows
dead eyes, tom boyish and gaunt

please stop posting this hurl-worthy dyke

>>77887995
Dim lights you cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2iGM01Mgx0

>>77887995
Replaced my kitchen lights with Earth Friendly LED bulbs, fucking hell they're way too bright.

wouldn't mind givin a zebra the ol' in and out if you catch my drift

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>>77888000

>>77888010
hmmm yes hmmm indeed

In order, what types drugs have you guys done, and what types are you interested in trying?

Me:
>Alcohol
>Tobacco
>Marijuana

Want to try:
Psychedelics
Opiates (I've only used prescription)

/cum/ is like
10 times better than /brit/

taking vocaroo requests

>>77888008
LEDs are terrible mate
replace them with incandescent
your occasional lightbulb change isn't going to stop china from dumping thousands of tons of chemical waste every year

>>77888045
Alcohol
Marijuano

Shrooms one day? Rest seems a bit too funky

forgot to do kegels today

>>77888063
Fuck off incandescence industry shill!

>>77888053
I can't believe that all it took was the content of this post and the rarer flag above it to get me to consider going back to that neuron derived vortex of forced memes

>>77888058
Spell Mississippi please cheers

>>77888045
if you do psychedelics, make sure that it's mushrooms and not LSD

LSD gives you much more open eye visuals but is not good for you

>>77888058
Wee wee wololo weee wee reeeeeee my peeeeeeeeee hohohoho

>>77888095
Says whomst

ameriblobistan

>>77888155
Insightful post

the absolute state of the mingers i've shagged
christ

>>77888053
you should stay there

>>77888155
cutting satire

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This made me cry ;_; ayy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLIs0j2WnlM

The wait tired me out
I Don't Know Nothing About You
you left so much in me
in fire I lie in bed
and in a slow "degrade"
I knew I lost you

What else could I do?
if i dont forget I'll die
And another crime will remain
other crime will remaing
Unsolved

A fast betray
and we went out of love
maybe I look for it

My ego will explode
there were you are not
oh... jealous again

What else could I do?
if i dont forget I'll die
And another crime will remain
other crime will remaing
Unsolved

i don't know
How much away , I don't know
How much late , I don't know
if i dont forget I'll die

What else could I do?

What else could I do?

now i know what is lose
other crime will remaing
other crime will remaing
Unsolved

>>77888155
what the hell!

>>77888045
there are legit opium dens here
bit out of my depth though, and don't really want to mess around with the Mafioso who run these places

>>77888213
post fucking machines

>>77888239
Gundam?

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on the bus lads

>>77888270
satay safe bb

who actually watches television these days?

gf on way home

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*blocks your path*

Jews control the sun.

The 'off to work lads' lad will post any minute now

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>>77888338
>jews control the Sun
>Jesus is the SUN of God
>Muslims oppose the jews and worship the moon

Not a fan of the (((((rebel media)))))

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Captain's Log - Supplemental

We've arrived in the sundry agglomeration known as /brit/ in the International cluster. We're studying the long-term effects of involuntary abstinence on the pre-frontal cortex in sub-humanoid populations.

Thus far, our research has lead us to a tragic conclusion: that the abolition of prostitution has had dire consequences.

>>77888352
he doesn't post on Thursdays mong

why do lego video game movie tie-ins exist?

if the federation is the USA then who is the borg? romulans? klingons?

>>77888380
>posts on /brit/ so much that he knows the exact days it's posted

interesting

The Huffington post

slicing a cucumber into cucumber slices
starting to regret leaving the UK and my projected career path in sandwich artistry to become a machine operator in the chatham islands' only JJB

>>77888383
because they make a lot of money

watching lego star wars movie

>>77888395
The federation is communist ya dumbfuck

Federation is Europe
Klingons are the US
Borg are China
Romulans are Russia

can I ask you a loaded question?

>>77888396
why yes I am a virgin, thanks for asking

morning lads
morning ponce

I am Greek

>>77888434
*unloads your question*
shoot

>>77888395
Borg is clearly a place like communist china
The Founders from the Dominion are clearly Zionist Jews the way they use the Gem Hadad and Vorta as their puppet races to carry out various tasks
Klingons are Muslims
Vulcans are the Japanese

>>77888434
...you do realise you're asking a loaded question here, right?

>>77888433
I know what they mean. the bottom includes the scoop to fill the cone, the top doesn't.

off to work lads

>>77888433
I am he and you are he and you are me and we are all together

you do realise I dislike people who speak like this, right?

THAIIILADDD

you do realise I just did a poo, right?

you do realise I'm wanking with my other hand, right?

got a poo on the back burner

>>77888481
erm, no

turning up the heat

>>77888481
...you do realise what you're doing here, right?

OS Federation was the USA while the Klingons were Russia/generic shifty Eurasian brutes
Romulans were more sneaky and intelligent, and an obvious stand-in for China where the situation was a lot less clear-cut than with Russia.

TNG and post cold war Trek more or less abandoned direct country analogies for wider "ideological" stand-ins

ydr this is the new gimmick r?

i am involuntarily celibate

business idea: filter non-anglo posters

Being a bit jealous of thailads popularity

YTMND

can't stand the word "anglo"

>>77888560
mboko

scheduling a poo

>>77888562
like flies to shit
FOY

>>77888560
hello nigger

>>77888571
>>77888571
>>77888571

>>77888583
the only people who use the word "anglo" are fannypained krauts and turks
congrats, you're in good company