/brit/

someone make a new

>>77881147
mayyyynneee, real talk. shit always be poppin off at walmart

I love fannies.

Need to put my willy in a minge.

im queer lol

Can't remember the last time I talked to a female my age 2bh.

>>77881726
CHARLIE'S ON THE LOOSE

Abu Muhammad al-Adnani (Spokesman and 2nd in command of the Islamic State):

>Memorized the entire Qur'an
>Read "Tafsir ibn Kathir"
>Read "In The Shadow of the Qur'an" by Sayyid Qutb
>Began to write and study al-Hadith, starting with the Sahih Muslim & Sahih al-Bukhari
>Studied Fiqh al-Jihad and memorised "Mashari al-Ashwaq ila Masari al-Ushaq"
>Read all the books of al-Sira al-Nabawiyya (The Life of the Prophet)
>Read "al-Bayan wa al-Tabin" and "al-‘Iqd al-Farid" to improve his poetry skills
>Read all the poets of Mu'allaqat (a group of seven long Arabic poems) and their sharh (explanation), alongside memorizing much of their poetry.
>Read Diwan al-Mutanabbi many times.
>Studied Arabic Grammar, including “Matn al-Ajrumiyyah”, “Qatr al-Nada” then “Alfiyat ibn Malik” and their explanation. In lexicographical field, he read “Lisan al-Arab” and many other books.
>Wrote many Islamic poems, including "Matn Fiqh al-Jihad" which outlines the ruling of Jihad and its details.
>Manzouma (poetic poem) in Fiqh al-Jihad but it was taken away by Americans in captivity.
>The Golden Chain On the Spiritual Aspects, a series of versified poems attributing the deeds of the heart and related matters.
>Poem in Remembrance of the Second Battle of Fallujah, which exceeds more than two hundred verses.
>Inspirational for Memorizers, a series of versified poems facilitating the memorization process of the Qur’an and other related issues.
>A honourary poem entitled: “al-Qaedi”, which it is a response to those who criticize the old Qaeda.
>Used to give a series of lectures on Islam every day, including teaching most of Muttoun al-Tawhid.
>Regarding Arabic language, he taught "Matn al-Ajroumiyya"
>He completed the memorization of Surat al-Ma'ida, in its entirety, in just one go.

Average 'liberal' western Muslim:
>I'm Muslim because my parents are. ISIS aren't true Muslims, they don't know anything about Islam! I know more!!!!

hmmmm

You know what lads I think we had a nice thread over there

I think we bonded a little

Give me a (You) and I won't post here for an hour.

publix actually be makin some good ass ice cream

If Idi Amin was still around I'd probably volunteer to join his suicide squadrons for the invasion of Israel

>>77881673
VERY good edition

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might wear these out tomorrow night

>>77881771
the call that saved isis

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toil in 7 hours

>>77881796
>be makin
FON

>>77881789
(You) will still post regardless lad.

>>77881796
>ass ice cream

why would they make such a flavour?

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you guys arent supposed to know this but... mike tyson is actually eddie murphy's first son

chickens are OUT
vegetables are still IN

>>77881796
>good ass
Oh SNAP my nigga, did you just say ice cream?
COLD STONE finna make me summa dat rocky road

>yfw it is acceptable for muslims to not want to associate with gay people but christians get absolutely shit on for the same thing

>>77881872
>>77881863
>>77881859
snap

>After they gangraped her, they ground her body into kebab and sold it to the British public.

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2017/08/02/police-make-arrest-decade-old-case-teen-girl-killed-body-put-kebab-meat

absolute state of the uk

>>77881872
They don't make grape soda or fried chicken flavored ice cream.

>>77881859
the Jew's nervous laughter made this one a little uneasy
>"i'll suck your dick before you step on my feet"

>>77881881
lefties will defend this and the irony and hypocrisy will be completely lost on them

>>77881872
aha, my dawg. thats whats up

I only have been eating meat without nothing else for my diet for the last new weaks except vegies like 3 meals a week
Im having a lot of cravings

>>77881890
blackpool on the map

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sue

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there's a gchq man reading this thread right now, catalouging gimmicks and submitting reports all while getting paid for it

>>77881796
>Publix
Going to get a chicken tendie sub tomorrow because of that post.

>>77881938
*does a number on him*

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anime

just enacted a wank
https://xhamster.com/videos/japanese-subjective-8057948

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>>77881890
>Police have said they believe Charlene may have been linked to grooming gangs in Blackpool and say that they discovered at least 60 underage girls had been sexually groomed at “honey pot” takeaways in the city.

Think the idea of europe being for any one people should be made illegal. If europeans want to have an ethnostate they should conquer some non-european territory and claim it as their own,

PEE IN TEA
POO IN STEW

Gay men are by definition feminine.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/study-says-brains-of-gay/

Researchers using brain scans have found new evidence that biology—and not environment—is at the core of sexual orientation. Scientists at the Stockholm Brain Institute in Sweden report in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences USA that gay men and straight women share similar traits—most notably in the size of their brains and the activity of the amygdala—an area of the brain tied to emotion, anxiety and aggression. The same is true for heterosexual men and lesbians.

>>77882091
>Stockholm Brain Institute
Wow, and objective posting as well.

>>77882117
Do you not trust swedes?

good films?

*takes sip of dairy free latte*

lad culture is vile

¡¡Muuuuuuy buenas noches a todos y bienvenidos a otra madrugada de fútbol en MARCA.com!! En algo más de una hora rodará el balón en el Soldier Field de Chicago, donde el Real Madrid se medirá a un combinado de estrellas de la MLS estadounidense. ¿Y se lo piensan perder? ¡Dormir es de cobardes!

>>77881956
why bother getting a human to read it? just have it logged for later and watch for trigger words

>>77881673

haha it's funny because there's only a 10% chance of him having a german last name and he doesn't

>>77882132
do you?

Was travelling around Plano, TX on street view at work today, looks nice

>>77882151
Fuck off back to Mexico.

>>77882132
I don't trust Swedes to make any objective opinions regarding sexuality given the insane state of their government and I'd probably say the same of Canadians.

>>77882167
That's not the joke. Humour's really fallen by the wayside ey Finalnd?

going to tell you a secret about me lads... my dad is a cousin of jerry seinfeld's

>>77882173
And you'd love Texans. They've got a good sense of humor and beautiful women.

>promise I'm not texan but I am southern

>>77882208
What's the deal with airline food?

gwan deano my son

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>>77882117

>>77882198

You just didn't get it

>>77882254
the scottish diet

>>77882233
I'm not saying the study doesn't have merit but I am saying that of all the places I least want to see make such statements it is the Gender Neutral Sodality of Sweden.

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well?

>>77882262
Foy

>>77882254
that is the grimmest stove I've ever seen

>>77882272
>n*gger lips

shan't

>>77882272
all me

>>77882272
>manlet
me

what was >>77777777

was going to go make techno in the mountains with my friend Ütznaff but my mom didnt let me go

going to bed

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the gf

>>77882320
"Come kb"

>>77882338
i wasn't asking you

>>77882355
My apologies then but, if you don't mind me asking, who WERE you?

>>77882383
the archive

>>77882383
whom*

how many GB is your 4chan folder?

Sinful Asians 3

>>77882427
56 mb

near the end of my acid trip on friday night i could close my eyes and see a bright light in the centre of my "vision" whenever people were talking to me
weird as fuck

too many virgin posts in here

love pakistanis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imran_Awan

>>77882427
0.2

>>77882477
the essential eric post right

>>77882481
'sheed

say an evil trillionaire wanted to buy your soul... how much is it worth? about how much would you sell out your humanity for?

>yanks calling anyone elses government insane

>>77882579
if he's a trillionaire I'll take a couple billion

>>77882586
It was written in context to the study that was posted and the specific material presented in the study which was about the homosexual brain structure.

Sweden is one of the leading publishers of the new gender studies that are writing over established evolutionary biology.

Our government isn't changing law, yet, to give credence to people who would easily be considered mentally ill in any society that honors real science over that which is based entirely on logical fallacies and subterfuge.

>>77882481
this shit is gonna blow up

anyone else ahving difficulty downloading podcasts from itunes?

it's been going slow for the past two weeks

think im going to be tfw no gf forever lads

>>77882703
Using the latest version ?

>>77882703
i was streaming one today and it was slow as fuck
kept pausing as eddie bravo was dropping redpills

https://vault.fbi.gov/adolf-hitler/adolf-hitler-part-01-of-04
ill just leave this here


(tl;dr hitler moved to argentina and his disguise was that he shaved his moustache )

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>>77882722
DELETE THIS.

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hahaha

>he still uses fucking itunes

so you're a brainlet AND an earlet

>>77882737
auto-update usually takes care of that but i'll have to check. i assume it's the latest.
>>77882754
yeah, this isn't streaming it's just syncing this guy's podcasts to my itunes incredibly slow. think it's on their end

>>77882796
my other options for downloading this specific podcast are to use the EVEN WORSE podcast one app
Or not listen to it at all
okay, Peter Childress?

i'll beat my meat like a f**kin butcher, and i don't give a shit cuz i'm the dedicated drinker

>>77882680
>in any society that honors real science over that which is based entirely on logical fallacies and subterfuge.

like climate change denial?

fucks sake its not even 2am, where have all the lads gone

stuck with a bunch of aussies and fat cunt yanks now reeeeeee

>>77882923
I'm still here

>>77882923
your isis posts made everyone leave, good job

>>77882923
hi

>>77882923
australians are lads m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZApMxLmpIhQ

hmmmmmmm yes

>>77882972
if that were the case, /brit/ would be empty all the time

>>77882978
>>77882983
shut it JFs

aussies can stay but yanks should leave

>>77882991
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGUYyZeV6go

hmmmMMMMMmmmm

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>australians are lads m8

Had a nice giant shit after 8 weetbix and a coffee

Going out the backyard to get some sun for 30 mins lads.

>>77883138
Get a fucking job Bruce

>What do you see?
>Home

If this part of Dunkirk didn't make you teary eyed then you are a faggot. Really masterpiece.

>>What do you see?
>Trips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omzk3klIy0E

Boyfriend's asleep, head's resting on my stomach, he's so beautiful

>>77883197
not really

>whether you're a sheep, shepherd, or like us-- wolves -- we implore you to stay awesome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4wsDhTkB9A

they are a bit autistic aren't they

Legolas! What do your elf-eyes see?

>>77883288
i see... dubs! praise kek

/brit/ is dead
bury it

>getting teary eyed over stuff

hello you literal fucking woman

>>77883335
about time

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>>77883288
they're taking the gimmicks to isengard

>>77883361
leftypol would also fit the syllables and im annoyed i didnt post this

I'm a British nationalist now. Benedict Arnold was right all along.

>>77883416
mong

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HMMMMM?

>>77883416
Go to Bongistan sometime and you'll see that he was wrong

>>77883440
>americans need arrows and captions on their visual jokes

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Here we are

>>77883551
Haha dude haha I could have gone my life without knowing this haha

>>77883551
i wouldn't say that he didn't have a reason...

>>77883551
Holy fuck are Americans all this mentally ill?

>>77883551
what would you do really

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>>77883551
>She and Redwine appeared on Dr Phil in 2013 blaming each other for the death

>>77883551
>yanks

>>77883551
>yank families

aaaaah yes

>>77883551
dylan is a proper lad hahah

>yanks LITERALLY eat shit

Should be legal for me to walk into a clinic, sign a bit of paper, be euthanised and then cremated in the space of three hours.

>>77883551
>the united STATEs of america

>>77883551
lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn1HI8w7eFk

A S (absolute state)

>>77883670
this article has the footage from the show
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4721614/Father-charged-murdering-13-year-old-Dylan-Redwine.html

>>77883720
nevermind it was a shit video

>>77883743
he is exactly how i imagined he'd look based upon his name as "mark redwine" and being a yank.

reckon he wears 3/4 denim pants and oakleys too

Just euthanized some nonce, he wanted to be cremated but I reckon I'll just chuck him in the holler.

fuck me i'm bored lads
4 and a half hours to go
laptop runs out in about 2

>>77883800
Put it on charge.

Doing a listen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hngC2sPHWyQ

>>77883813
no access to mains atm :/ they turned the genny of the buggers

>>77883551
grim, horrifying, and disturbing

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>me when i see a mixed race couple

Do wonder where he acquired nappies that would fit a grown man.

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EURGH

>>77883923
Adult diapers are a thing

>>77881673
England is my city

>>77883800
what are you waiting for

>>77883923
They make adult diapers for incontenance.

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shit

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>>77883923
yanks wear adult nappies when they are out of the house just in case

it is normal over there

Stop talking about shit eating yanks

Starting to prefer brown nipples to pink. The yellow fever has taken hold.

>>77883924
BETTE MIDLER

babestation

>>77883944
Didn't even think of that. I can be a right daft twat.

>>77883957
Literally what? There are ISPs that have data caps?

>watch star trek
>realise I'm basically a vulcan

woah

I just don't understand why Americans eat their own shite. Very odd country.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkvbNV0evs
would literally convert/10

>look in the mirror
>realise I'm getting old

woah

>>77884043
Absolutely disgusting specimen. That yankified accent is terrible, it's from too much netflix, we need to ban that fucking thing.

>>77884043
this video is VERY boring

>>77884044
ageing terrifies me like nothing else
I think I'm going to kill myself rather than face it

>>77884088
>>77884089
don't recall asking for feedback or critique you elbow too pointy/10 runtoid insects

British weather in Sydney right now, very depressing

>>77884111
Nice digits Bruce.

getting the daily dose of darkgem

>>77884108
what are you converting her to

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>>77884111
looks perfectly fine liveable and comfy

>>77884126
heh... kyddo I'm the master of numbers

Like how the next guy is going to get dubs

singles

>>77884142
meant i'd convert to islam for her (her names rida ali)

>>77884160
You're the new master of numbers

>>77884148
Unlike the standard Brit, we don't imagine the sky as a concrete ceiling

>>77884182
URMMM rude
at least you cant get skin cancer from clouds

>>77884160
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

>>77884161
i'll convert you to a fine mist if you ever post a video like that again

>>77884199
Nice digits.

If its not white its not right.

>>77884182
we don't imagine it either

>>77884209
Not as nice as these

>>77884043
Glad you posted this video. I've always been anti-Islam but all that has changed. Bring on shariah law, I say.

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bye lads

In happy moments I tend to think to myself: why do I feel this way, I know what is currently happening ought to make me happy, but I feel nothing. I know, like a thousand times before, that when I look back at this moment I will think to myself: what a happy experience, I want to revisit, while simultaneously thinking that I would feel nothing reliving the moment.

I'm always stuck in the past or in the future, I'm not allowed to live in the 'now'.

>>77884206
would atomise your jawbone before you got within striking distance

>>77884240
Not a single letter.

business idea: abolish the greenbelts and build more council homes

accidentally looked a willy in the eye at the gym

>>77884253
yank

Some weirdo was staring at my willy in the gym today.

>>77884290
yeah that was me sorry
you've got a gorgeous cock x

>>77884295
your ass

my cock

yank's bed

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>>77884044
tfw balding at age 19

Finally looked Denmark up. It's literally east of Norwich and I had no idea it existed until about a month ago.

>>77884327
pics

>look in the mirror
>realise I'm fat

need to lose some weight

are Norwegians our best ally

>>77884327
Properly or just hairline moving back

Nothing like a cigarette to make your hangover 10x worse

>>77884334
WTF?! You didn't know a major European country didn't exist until a month ago?

>>77884327
29 and have a huge patch of grey hair on my head

>>77884379
what are you doing in ethiopia you nonce

>>77884384
>didn't exist
*existed. Fuck me.

>denmark
>major

ha!

>>77884401
living among his people

>>77884401
Just went on a 2.5 hour motorbike ride. Frozen to the bone atm

>>77884384
Just not arsed about European countries mate, especially Scandinavian ones.

Denmark isn't a real country, it's a sick joke.

>>77884366
some norwegian family sat next to me on the tube today, they were very friendly
thought they were speaking dutch until I read norway on one of their suitcases

>>77881673
>go to australia
>create republicans

>go to canada
>they all viciously support what the ruling party tells them to support, can't make republicans

>go to new zealand
>jk i never went to some irrelevant sheephole

How do you cucks feels that a superior American man is spreading republicanism in YOUR common"wealth"? Hopefully once the old hag dies the family will lose all role models and be shown to be an absolutely abhorrent, morally degenerate, and physically inbred family.

>>77884465
not a word

Business idea: Bring back silly sausage as an insult

>>77884481
what a shit idea you fucking silly sausage

>>77884465
Republicanism in Australia is a meme that nobody cares about

The Danes conquered a part of the Anglo Saxon heptarchy in the 900s AD. Some of you lot are probably descended from Danish Vikings.

sily sosig

Gypsies have set up shop in the car park of my local b and q. Bit scared desu.

>>77884481
but nobody is as silly as sir billi

>>77884321
y-yes sir x

drumpf will be impeached tomorrow

WE WUZ VIKANGZ?!?
Yanks are pathetic. Obsessed with heritage

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how many units this week?

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>>77884005
Vulcans are Jews

DRAMPLEDROMPFSKIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWDa7FoMq5I

howling and screeching

>>77884532
shmolo

>>77884509
Get a life you racist.

>>77884224
Always liked the number 24

Do you really lose testosterone if you masturbate?

>>77884567
no

>>77884567
without any research to back up my claim, i firmly believe that if you masturbate regularly you will never grow up to become a man

you'll be a nu-male forever

>>77884567
There's a reason why you are no longer horny immediately after a wank.

Meeting a girl for coffee in 15 minutes

>>77884567
No and don't believe any silly-billy on here who tries to tell you otherwise.

>>77884606
stupid american says stupid thing
news at 11

>>77884608
say hi to your sister for me

>>77884491
Fuck off you silly sausage

If you masturbate as a non-white you turn into a white man. Fun fact.

>>77884649
*unzips dick*

orgasm is an altered state of consciousness

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In early 1960, Bridges was one of six black children in New Orleans to pass the test that determined whether they could go to the all-white school, William Frantz Elementary. Bridges was the only one who decided to go to the new school. She and her mother were escorted to school by four federal marshals during the first year Bridges attended William Frantz Elementary.

As soon as Bridges entered the school, white parents pulled their own children out; all the teachers refused to teach while a black child was enrolled. Only one person agreed to teach Ruby and that was Barbara Henry, from Boston, Massachusetts, and for over a year Henry taught her alone, "as if she were teaching a whole class."

On the second day a white student broke the boycott and entered the school when a 34-year-old Methodist minister, Lloyd Anderson Foreman, walked his 5-year-old daughter Pam through the angry mob, saying, "I simply want the privilege of taking my child to school ..." A few days later, other white parents began bringing their children, and the protests began to subside.

The Bridges family suffered for their decision to send her to William Frantz Elementary: her father lost his job, the grocery store the family shopped at would no longer let them shop there, and her grandparents, who were sharecroppers in Mississippi, were turned off their land. She has noted that many others in the community, both black and white, showed support in a variety of ways. Some white families continued to send their children to Frantz despite the protests, a neighbor provided her father with a new job, and local people babysat, watched the house as protectors, and walked behind the federal marshals' car on the trips to school.*

With these devil trips I banish the swede aka "Haiti Harry" back to r9k

Hi-ya!

>>77884651
*zips your dick back up*

check out these singles

playing with my jap's eye lads

>>77884667
>667
heh, nice try, kid

>>77884692
I already see plenty of singles in /brit/

>>77884702
Racist.

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me and a mate before class

>>77884734
Christian Bale on the right

was once tarred and feathered at greggs

she sent me a connection request on linkedin

*glass breaks*

Tarred and feathered some Aussie at Greggs.

if I could be a nigger for a day...

>>77884625
the longer you don't masturbate in a 5 day window your testosterone goes up

Just signed up for the JIDF. Thinking if i have to regularly make non-retarded posts then i should make money off of them.

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Anime

>>77884789
retard

business idea: join the communist party of australia

>>77884821
communist party of australia? there's something about that that just feels very wrong

Do Australians really greet one another with an "Oi cunt!"

>>77884856
they call their friends cunts and their enemies mates

When the revolution comes, we KILL fash

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>tfw can't apply for a scholarship due to fascist bigotry

ah yes, australia is a first world country right guys?

>>77884885
leftypol btfo

cuckypol

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>>77884885
why is this allowed

>>77884885
i wanna see the first reason

>>77884945
>that I am over the age of eighteen years

>>77884944
>a persons wealth is given to random people
>said person doesnt want communists to have said wealth
>yank complain
...

really wish I was cuddling with a cute lad right now

>>77884944
because the person giving out money for free is allowed to prefer one person over another. mong

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>>77884972
>>77884986
i know what a fucking scholarship is

>>77884999
clearly not or you wouldn't be asking you fucking retard

>>77884999
>yanks

>>77885015
FOY

>>77885002
>>77885002
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>>77885072
>>77885072
>>77885072