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anime

>The point of the law is to stop children being able to view porn

but the law currently requires routers to have adult content controls on them by default

>>77872662
why bother making a new thread if you're just going to post dross like this
>le elliot roger wooewwee XDD epic
stale and irrelevant
fuck off and try again

Absolutely do not want to see the queen die any time soon. That will be a very sad day and the end of the true monarchy.
However it will be interested to watch the country fall apart for a few days

/r/incels is down
fuck sake now where will i go to find solace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHEBIeREJAw

>>77872714
t. passmong

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anime

toilet bog fart

i cannot believe those of you who voted tory.

we're all going down because of you. we'll need id and credit cards to post on le chan. and vpns have been blocked without getting a 4chan account (which requires bank account details).

its game over lads. if you make a single edgy post, that will be it. you'll be put in a gaol for 6 months and you'll have to tell every employer you have a criminal record.

Cannot imagine how much trouble you'd get into for a post like OP's which could be construed as glorifying a murderer, but i guess we'll all find out.

Thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv1WgiRyfgA

ah yes, I get off the train at my local station and the only other people getting off were two sheboons with combined 7 niglets ranging from ages 1-5 years old and some nigger teenagers who were arguing with a paki.

literally 5 years ago my area used to be 90% white and now its majority non-white. In the same period knife crime has literally risen by 900% and the local newly elected Labour councilor blamed it on video games. There is no doubt in my mind that niggers are vermin and borderline subhuman, and anyone who disagrees hasn't lived around them for long enough

If i start a patreon for donations to leave this shithole will /brit/ fund it?

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literally gonna stop drinking now, dont want the emotional hangover tomorrow as it will only result in a ~3 day bender

>>77872707
right but they want to appear even tougher.
god forbid 14 years old have a wank

>mummy may will literally kill /brit/ and reddit in 3 months
Hmm. This may be a net benefit on my life

>>77872724
not here
fuck off
>>>/eirefeel/

>>77872760
t. 16 year old fuming that he has to pay for uni

Who else here /white elliot rodger/

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>>77872725
I'M SORRY

Working with a cute, saucy redhead rn. Small, supple ass and her shorts always ride up.
Suffering

out RAGEOUS tune
https://youtu.be/gsFJReWY1CQ

>>77872792
nowt to do with that. i don't like mummy may's internet crusade.

>>77872784
(secretly it's just so the government has more control)

>>77872764
what area is this?

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sue

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>you'll live to see /brit/ become entirely JFs

business idea: you're not allowed to make policies on things you're not well-versed in

Honestly can't think of how life would be without the Queen
I mean, we've already lost so much, and then we'd be losing Australia as well, probably Canada, and I don't doubt that her death would make Scottish independence come very quickly indeed - unless she died there. We'd be down to just a couple of little islands and bases around the world, christ.
Makes me feel a little ill just to contemplate it, really.

>>>/v/385910870
This post seems to be very popular.

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>>77872373
easy

>>77872849
Somewhere in the south probably.

>>77872872
EXCELLENT post

>you will need to give credit card details to post on 4chan
>racist posts are literally a crime
rorkes blown the absolute fuck out. enjoy rotting in your jail cells

>>77872872
Great idea. Fetch me the rapists to design our rape laws and IRA to design the terrorism laws. Ah yes

>>77872915
zaha is ivorian in footballing terms sweetie, doesn't count

>>77872819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1-ODeXwq48

>>77872887
>losing australia as well, probably Canada

what do you mean? we've already lost them, they are independent countries? If a Canadian wants to live in the UK he has to get in the same queue as the pajeets, filipinos and malinese people.

>life woudl be without the Queen
face it, your life would not be at all different you muppet. she has no bearing on your day to day affairs.

>>77872955
replace him with tom davies then

>>77872928
kill all viggers
not a racist term technically, but we still understand each other

>>77872915
Is there no money to upgrade on the keeper? Even Hart will play more

>>77872928
no you wont

>>77872930
I think a rapist knows a thing or two about what causes people to be raped
same for a terrorist

>he doesn't have wilshere, sturridge and welbeck in his fantasy team

>>77872993
hart is shit

>>77872662
>>77872764
>>77872793
>>77872955
>>77872965
These posts all constitute crimes which carry potential prison sentences.

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LOL

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>>77872993
>tom heaton isn't burnley's first choice keeper

>>77872915
>ramsey

>>77872965
Canadians are still technically subjects of Britannia. Their soldiers must swear an oath to the Queen

>>77873033
this isn't 2013

>>77872791
>not here
>fuck off
That's what the rest of us feel about /brit/. Take your own advice, cunt.

I reckon that you could probably get rid of all laws and replace them with a single "don't be a cunt" law
would probably improve society quite a bit

>>77873062
the yank said british

>>77872965
Well, they wouldn't be under the royal family. Australia wants out even with the Queen in power, and Canada seems like they'd want to fuck off early as possible too. All we have left is the monarchy that rules in only the most ceremonial of ways, but it's something to cling onto to try and keep from thinking about how little we have left.
And I don't know. The government certainly isn't a stabilizing force, in this country or any others. The only thing really keeping any sense of national unity is the royal family, at least from where I see it.

>>77872928
>he's never heard of cryptocurrency

Quite embarrassing when a normoid deano tries to work out how the internet works

my stomach feels awful

>>77873062
quality player

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How do I get a job without any experience lads?

>>77873085
fuck off phimo this isn't your virgin safespace
the real lads are talking here, shoo

>>77873124
Probs all the cum you've guzzled

Can't wait until Marcus Hausen is apprehended.

>>77872930
what would the IRA know about terrorism? should be the british army if you need consulting on terrorising people

Hate muslims

>>77872915
deano my son

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The only thing really keeping any sense of national unity is the royal family, at least from where I see it.

>>77873137
get some experience and then apply

>>77873137
you do a shit job that doesn't require experience first (ie: fast food, warehousing, call centre work)

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>>77873137
lie

what part of your day do you take most pleasure in lads
the only thing I really enjoy these days is lifting weights in the morning

>>77873159
simple as!!!! :D

love pints
love drugs

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>>77873033
England's Brave Wheelchair Team

>>77873195
cooking food
eating food
having a big dump

>>77873163
>>77873153
>>77873159
>>77873137
>>77873124
>>77873088
>>77873043
>>77873041
>>77872927
>>77872887
>>77872872
>>77872866
>>77872793
>>77872790
>>77872764
>>77872760
>>77872714
>>77872703

Cinge

>>77873207
>love drugs
bit vague
could just mean you like a coffee in the morning

>>77873103
Nobody cares about the royal family rorke they're literally just bizarro Germans who happened to be born at the right time

>>77873195

reading books

>>77873218
this is what the jews have done to us

>>77873253
love psychedelics and methylenedioxymethamphetamines

electric wind godfist

>>77873137
be charismatic, tall, muscular and handsome.

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>Cinge

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>>77873195
commuting to and from school in one of these

sit and read literary theory

>>77873290
good lad

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>>77873299
0/4

>>77873266
>blaming the jews

hello brainlet

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going insane from lack of intimacy

>>77873357
have you tried being more attractive

took methylenedioxymethamphetamines on the weekend at a local festival, saw a couple of lads from school laughing at me then went to the toilets and i looked completely fucked. eyes barely open and mouth clamped shut in a very aggressive teeth clenching movement.

very embarrassing, and shant be showing my face round these parts for a while now.

>>77873357
not had sex in a year and reckon there's a ~40% chance i ever will again

>>77873357
iktfb

i will hit you

>>77873373
Teach me how.

>>77873355
>absolving them of blame
hello shlomo

>>77873395

FONT

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>>blaming the jews

>hello brainlet

>>77873376
I bumped into my cousin when I was gurning my tits off with some uni mates a couple of months ago
it was quite funny in hindsight but I about shat myself at the time

please don't :(

>>77873408
maybe try having good genetics

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>>77873434
Are you kissing cousins..?

'ent had a shag in about 2 year lads. tempted to get back on tinder, gonna go walk on the seven sisters on friday to get a good tinder selfie if anyone unironically wants to join (Visitor Centre to Birling Gap and back)

i keep rewatching the same four or five series and films over and over again

can't find new stuff to enjoy

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>two mouth ulcers in upper lip
>one mouth ulcer in back of tongue
>sore throat

Someone please put me out of my suffering

>>77873489
What do you watch?

>>77873516
bonjela

>>77873470
no
she's a fat, 30 year old pisshead with a wasteman boyfriend and no prospects whatsoever

>>77873486
thats where people jump off isnt it

>>77873516
Stop eating so many tomatoes you daft cunt.

>>77873511
Burn

>>77873519
peep show

>>77872915
>niggers
>british

err mate

>>77873538
yes lad, not planning on jumping but i'll see where the wind takes me (its also very windy up there)

Think about it, females every day prefer a piece of plastic to incel men. Dildos should be banned and instead, be replaced with incel men. Heck, even prime teenage females use dildos. If all dildos would be replaced with incel men this world would be heaven for us incels. Dildos just support degeneracy and reduce the value of men in the sexual marketplace. Think about it, females only care about the dick part. What difference would it make if an incel is attached to the dick? The vibration part can be taken care of with small battery powered vibrators that can be attached to the penis. We incels come in all shapes and sizes. The incel problem would be solved and everybody would be happy. Young females that want to use a dildo would use incel men instead. Obviously, only incel men that volunteer will be used. Heck, I would volunteer in a split second for this. Even a piece of plastic gets pussy but we incels are being starved of this necessary resource. We are literally losing our minds because of it. This is not fair. Literally, a piece of plastic is good enough but we aren’t. If a girl is young enough to use a dildo, why isn’t she young enough to use an incel men? What difference would it make other than a body being attached to the penis.

Just took a microdose of shrooms lads. Expecting to be able to read people's minds and punch through walls like they were nothing in no time.

Honestly don't think shariah law is that bad. Not saying I want it necessarily but I wouldn't oppose its implementation.

>>77873511
heh

member freddos

>>77873598
would rather wank myself off than be forced to have sex with an awful-looking awkward girl

i right swipe everybody on tinder and get lots of matches but not many good looking girls

>>77873528
I will try this, thank you anon

>>77873572
Extras is superior cringekino.

member tuckshop

Just polished off two pork steaks, green lentils and brocolli

Brings me to 2520kcal, 198g protein, 57g fibre for the day lads (£6.83)

>>77873636
matching too many ugly girls pulls down your internal rating and you won't be shown to the 7+/10s

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me on the right

>>77873511
B A Z I N G A
A
B
Y

>>77873534
sounds like you got away with it lad. can still remember the time me and my bro bumped into each other at Global Gathering a few years back, he was at uni and i told the rents i was camping so we had no idea we were both gonna be there until we were gurned to the rafters

>>77873677
no one gives a fuck shut up

If your childhood home had less than 5 bedrooms and didn't have at least one member of staff i.e. cleaner or gardener I'm sorry to break it to you but you're poor

>Vote for Brexit

>Currently interviewing for a job that would be 50/50 UK / Germany

No regrets lmao

>>77873685
thought this was a myth, sounds like a myth

>>77873719
rude.

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>>77873713
Are you kissing brothers..?

member school

>>77873559
>>77873614
>>77873711
you just responded to a REDDIT post. as confirmed redditors/reddit sympathizers you must leave the /brit/ premises

left a few extremely nasty vile comments on the 'dit

>>77873762
>sympathizers
FOY

>>77873723
Money can't buy class it seems, an aristo wouldn't feel the need to rub it in

>accuses others of being 'redditors'

Hello 'dit.

>>77873740
not a myth

it's like with chess players

>>77873762
It was funny

>>77873773
>>77873787
reddits that way guys

>Got a phone interview tomorrow

I'm perfectly personable in the flesh.

But I'm too autism to come across well over the phone. I can't even facebook like a normie so I quit 4 years ago.

cheated on the gf again lads

guys wtf do I do I literally cannot stop thinking of women tits I can cup in my hands just a fat arse that claps against my skin the smell of them their laughs their giggles their smiles its really fucking getting me down

DO I cut off my dick y/n?

>>77873820
does she have a willy?

>>77872662
any of you guys watch britbong? ive been watching him for a while and I'm convinced hes a little evil. the way he roasted and humiliated kopy was brutal. he did it seemingly shamelessly too. if some autist were trying to harass me, I would probably just ignore him.

>>77873837
was he worth it at least?

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>>77873827
>le reddit boogeyman

>>77873837
fuck off deano

>>77873864
unfortunately not

just been flexing in the mirror

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>Relax anon, you're doing well.

>Only 2 more questions to go! Number 1:

>What's your biggest weakness?

>>77873862
get tinder. maybe fuck a fat chick.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nru6NHBSL1I

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>And finally, on a lighter note.

>What are some of your hobbies? Tell us a little about yourself :)

>>77873891
overhead press, next question.

>>77873911
animal abuse

my skull has changed shape and has become noticeably more elongated in the last two years. should i be worried? would i just book an appointment with my GP and tell them "yeah i think my skull is fucked"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKS

Q. Why is CIM at DISCRETION?

A. I have to put at discretion for CIM the same as I do for OWO. This is totally at my discretion and is mainly dependent on your levels of personal hygiene. Honestly, there are some guys who, despite having a shower, are unable to wash their cock properly. I love nothing more than a nice clean cock to play with but I will not be putting it in my mouth unless you are able to demonstrate to me that you have decent hygiene levels.

I always offer a shower on your arrival, if you want me to I have no problem with coming in and washing it for you. Get shower gel and wash all of your private areas, get that foreskin back and clean everywhere, clean your ass and balls too. I am sorry to have to be so specific but if you want my full service just follow a few simple steps and it will be more fun for both of us!! I really, really want you to walk away totally satisfied after our time together and this will help no end x x

>>77873925
I am involved with left wing politics

>>77873195
unironically all day, being a NEET is so much better when you actually make more than most wagies

>r/incels is closed
Wtf is going on

>>77873891
i have an uncontrollable foot fetish and like to take candid videos of womens feet, please tell your current staff not to be too concerned

>>77873925
fucking hate when job interviewers ask irrelevant shit

got asked before if i have any brothers or sisters

>>77873945
Yanks are genuinely another species. I'm both fascinated and disturbed.

>>77873945
the fucking STATE of yanks

going to uni next year lads(at 26)

choose my degree for me

>>77873959
the admins were found to be sexhavers

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me on the left

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how many of you have these bedsheets?

>>77873925
Do I tell them about the chon?

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lads what would happen if I flew a drone into the courtyard and/or gardens?

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>I am involved with left wing politics

>>77873990
Physics

>>77873891
>I feel as though whilst not necessarily a weakness, my previous experience in roles that are more 'back-of-house' so to speak means that I'm looking to develop my skills in a more client-facing role

sexhaver

>>77873990
Geology.

>>77874014
shot

>>77873891
they don't ask this question at interviews anymore

>>77873925
they do ask this one though and if you can't give a decent answer you're fucked

>>77874028
GOOD lad

>>77873891
You have to say a ''''weakness''' that's actually good for the company.

>Well, this is a bit embarrassing but when I become invested in something, a hobby or a piece of work, I really put my heart and soul into it, meaning sometimes I end up neglecting the other things in my life
All bollocks, of course.

>>77873990
female anatomy

>>77873959
it happens all the time with them, just go to wizardchan instead

>>77873925
>>77873984
it's not irrelevant, no one wants a shut in, incel, boring, billy no-mates freak in the office

>>77873925
heard of leftypol?

>>77873990

Physics

Nah I'm just kidding, Japanese media and anime studies (it's real, saw it today)

Not Cis is codeword for Nonsense.

>>77873925
psychedelic drugs

>>77874033
i'd be hiding in a vantage point in hyde park

>>77873891
I refuse to waste my time with bullshit, so I'm not going to answer that

>>77873959
they usually get mentioned in a thread, people flood it with 'uh guys just like... have a shower' and then they lock it until the 'normies' get bored

>>77874007
girls always compliment my sheets hehe

White company and John Lewis tbqh

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40808531

hmm

>>77874018

Solid answer, although:

>I feel as though whilst not necessarily a weakness

Instantly lost points for being perceived to be dodging the question

people who are not welcome in /brit/:

lefties
manlets
virgins
autists
dicklets
pakis
niggers
JFs (includes yanks)
benders

>>77874123
>Manish Shah

Good old fashioned white name if ever I've heard one. Who will stop these white monsters?

>>77874119
>White company
good lad

>>77874119
had some john lewis egyptian cotton sheets but they got blood all over them (period blood)

>>77874157
Rorquin

>>77874149
sexhavers

>>77874049

This is obviously bullshit, they'll see right through it.

The old "list a weakness that's actually a strength" trick turns them way off you.

>Oh my weakness is I'm such a terrible perfectionist and I'm willing to do unpaid overtime to ensure my work is complete!

>>77874149
burgers go where they please. besides we're honorary brits.

>>77874123
>Dr Shah has been released on bail and is due to appear before magistrates in Barkingside on 31 August.

Wow, he's such a threat that they let him go home to his family right away.

Typical BBC clickbait headline

>>77874170
*launches a Jo Malone candle at your head*

my british gf left me

>>77874175
this

>>77874168
yeah that happened to me too, but Vanish got rid of it surprisingly enough.

they were off-white, not fully white though.

>>77874181
so what are you supposed to say

i have irritable bowel syndrome?

why the fuck do they make these amazon gift cards so fucking hard to scratch

>>77874149
GOOD post this

any sexhavenot man in?

My weakness?

It's that I'm honest, and sick of pretending I'm sitting in this chair for any other reason than to exchange my labour for money

>>77874242
DOMAL DUMP

>>77874149
what the hells a JF??

>>77874242
TRUMP IN A DUMP

OH MY FUCKING DAYS

>>77874264
What's yer job?

>>77874271
oh my days cuz looooooool

My weakness?

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I say it how it is. I'm a bloody good grafter though. When do I start?

>Are you a good team player? Give an example of a time you did excellent teamwork

business idea: a postmodern satirically pseudo-intellectual novel called something like 'what would nabokov think of putin?'

Is America really a dump?

>>77874271
A band out of Brum

the interview for my job was all scenario based

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>>77872703
>>77872707
>>77872714
>77872714
>>77872720
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>>77872725
>>77872760
>>77872764
>>77872782
>>77872793
>>77872866
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>>77872928
>>77872993
>>77873029
>>77873043
>>77873041
>>77873062
>>77873091
>>77873088
>>77873124
>>77873137
>>77873160
>>77873242
>>77873253
>>77873820
>>77873827
https://streamable.com/azcbq

CARESS DA DICK HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>77874231
>Well, my biggest weakness would have to be that my pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone; in fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis.

>>77874264
>O-okay, well thank you for your time today, Anon. We... We'll be in touch.

>>77874309
its alright

>>77874301
Me and my mates collaborated effectively on making up all the bullshit on my CV

>>77874301
Helped scare off the rorkes from /brit/ with my left-leaning friends.

just ordered a book from amazon lads

>>77874309
Mostly the urbanized areas are. However the west and the northeast are very very nice.

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>>77874301
had a threesome with my mate deano in magaluf

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My weakness? Well,

Jahlil Beats Holla at me

In Chewy, I'm some hot nigga
Like I talk to Shyste when I shot niggas
Like you seen em twirl then he drop, nigga
And We Keep them 9 millis on my block, nigga
And Monte Keep it on him, he done dropped niggas
And Trigger he be wilding, he some hot nigga
Tones known to get busy with them Glocks, nigga
Try to run down and you can catch a shot, nigga
Running through these checks 'til I pass out
Your shorty gave me neck 'til I pass out
I swear to God, all I do is cash out
And if you ain't a hoe, get up out my trap house
I been selling crack since like the 5th grade
Really never made no difference what the shit made
Jaja taught me flip them packs and how to maintain
Get that money back and spend it on the same thing
Shorty like the way that I ball out
I be getting money 'til I fall out
You talking cash dog, I goes all out
Shorty love the way that I floss out
Free Greezy though, let all of my dogs out
Mama said no pussy cats inside my dog house
That's what got my daddy locked up in the dog pound
Free Phantom though, let all of my dogs out
We gon' pull up in that hooptie like we cops on 'em
With M16s, we gon' put some shots on em'
I send a lil' thot to send the drop on em'
She gon' call me up and I'm a sick the hots on 'em
Grimey savage, that's what we are
Grimey shooters dressed in G-Star
GS9, I go so hard
But GS for my gun squad
And bitch if there's a problem we gon' gun brawl
Shots popping 'out The AR
I'm with Trigger, I'm with Rasha, I'm with A-Raw
Broad daylight and we gon' let them things bark
Tell them niggas free Meeshie, hoe
Someway, Free Breezy, hoe
And tell my niggas, Shmurda teaming, hoe
Mitch caught a body 'bout a week ago
Fuck with us and then we tweaking, hoe
Run up on that nigga get to squeezing, hoe
Everybody catching bullet holes
Niggas got me on my bully yo
I'm a run up, put that gun on 'em
I'm a run up, go dumb on 'em
Niggas got me on that young shit
Got me on that go dumb shit

>>77874248
interesting trivia

male virginity in swedish is called svendom, and a male virgin is called sven or svenne - the latter word is also a pejorative that immigrants use to denote a Swede

>>77874353
>posting racist videos

German nationalist is on the rise lads, better arm up

>>77874301
no, but I'm willing to improve :^)

Have you ever been in a leadership position? Give an example of a time you provided effective leadership of a team project

>>77874353
kek

>>77874386
I organise and managed your mother's most recent free-to-access bukkake.

>>77874301
Server first to clear Sunwell in TBC.

>>77874386
co-ordinated one of the leftypol raids on /brit/

>>77874372
svennebanan

He'll sky this

>'Bubbly' victim of Grenfell fire named

>>77874386
I run the leftypol disco... in fact never mind...

>>77874353
old school 1960s london cab

>>77874386
organised the Basildon Sixth Form Magaluf tour 2011, you may have heard of it if you're a follower of the lad bible

what that essentially entailed was booking the hotel and flights, checking everyone in and fucking smashing it on the strip ahaa

>>77874386
captained a winning rugby team

*wastes life away on the internet*

>>77874309
Some bits are definitely, yes.

Most recently I was in Princeton and it is peng beyond belief.

Made me want to go to uni again there, anyone got a spare 200k knocking about?

How are your problem-solving skills? Give examples

>>77874428
Poor choice of words considering how he died.

>>77874460
I got a problem solver and his name is revolver

Any Indians here?

>>77874460
Constructed a makeshift enema out of a lucozade sport bottle recently when I wanted to play with my arse

>>77874460
*slides my handyman businesscard across the table and double taps my index finger on the line: 'no job too big or small'*

Discuss a time where you provided excellent and effective communication

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>>77874460

>>77874483
I'm Bangladeshi. Not far from India. What's up?

>>77874514
*mumbles*

>>77874522
who does kashmir belong to?

>>77874522
Do you speak Hindi?

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>>77874567
>>77874567

janny ban that man

>>77874577
fuck off

>>77874386
wow guild leader 2004-2006

SUCK ON THAT OTHER APPLICANTS (unironically actually referenced this in one interview, I did not get the job)

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>>77874573
>>77874577

report

once i was doing a girl rawdog in the ass and shit started to spill shit all over my dick but i didnt say anything because it just would have been embarrassing forr both of us desu and continued discreetly until completion

HE'S HERE

not happy about this

FASTEST ON THE CHAN
QUICKDRAW JAN

alri janny lad?

good lad that jaman

late shift Janny has clocked in

Very very pleased at this outcome.

>>77872662
wine and other alcoholic drinks are for fucking normalfaggots. the shit tastes and smells absolutely awful. how can anyone consume that crap.

>>77874577
wew

good boy janny do your job properly you useless little scrote

who can speak indian language

>>77874619
did she find out?

janny back from holiday

The Germans were National Socialists and the Russians were International Socialists

>>77873868
He's a dumb tripfag from /v/

>>77874727
and i like cats

oh he is not happy

>Deleting the thread when we're at 300 now anyway.

>>77874718
i think she had an idea but it just got played down

wait for the bump limit you nitwits

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>>77874758
1. The bump limit is 310

2. Pic related

IM MAKING A NEW ONE NO ONE ELSE DO IT

>>77874782
this is literally a /jp/ meme because no thread gets so big on /int/

>>77874353
>His debut was in 1998 with the album Rice and Curry, hitting the charts with the title track, as well as Calcutta and SOS (The Tiger Took My Family)

that wouldn't fly today

This is why you work for a shit startup like me.

I genuinely have had leadership experience. Because I'm only one of 3 people in the office and took responsibility for several programs, and had to find something for the office moron to do to help when he was done with his other busywork tasks

if you can't speak english you're literally seen as a second class citizen in pretty much every country all over the world

we literally have every country cucked with your language

english is the official language of earth

>>77874727
not according to Junger

>>77874829
>>77874829
new

>>77873868
i dont like most british streamers because of their voices. i think the fake excitement that streamers have feels out of place with a british accent.

>>77874846
We call it the American language here

Can someone who speaks Indian Language please translate what is being said at 2:10min

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTqgpQJkefo

>>77874864

It's literally in the title of the video

>>77874864
"ooga booga booga"
there ya go