You wake up as Adolf Hitler in 1941, a week before Operation

Invent rap and claim it as Germanic

>>77868118
top kek

Surrender to the Americans and blame it all on Himmler

>>77868048
Ignore the Soviets and keep invading Britain or try to ally with Britain behind the curtain

>>77868048
fap

>>77868048
CALL OFF OPERATION BARBAROSSA

Betray the Japanese, and Italian, and form an alliance with Russia and China instead.

>>77868048
Invade Turkey.

>>77868048
Praise Allah

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>>77868048
proceed to suck anglo dick because they're white in my sick mind while slavs are asiatic hordes

>>77868048
Rename it to Operation Barbosa and suddenly invade Portugal instead.

snort some speed off of hot aryan woman titties

>>77868048
buy a airticket and return to Japan.

I don't care at all what happens to reckless, delusional Krauts.

Do it anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oET1WaG5sFk

>>77868514
I like you, we were on the wrong side of the war my friend. If I could give you China back then I would have. Also fuck our racist president back then too.

>>77868609
China was never America's to give away.

>>77868609
Roosevelt was the best. You better shut up.

Arrange a meeting with all of my generals and ministers. Before they arrive I plant a bomb in the room where the meeting is going to be held. The bomb goes off and kills all of the Nazi higher-ups including Hitler. Chaos in Beriln ensues.

>>77868048
Resign.

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>>77868609
Roosevelt>>>>every other president

>>77868772
Who is that?

>>77868048
I'ts far too late to do something meaningful so i fuck german qts before offing myself.

>>77868048
Srsly?

1. Cancel the fucking war with Soviet Union
1-2. Cancel the fucking holocaust, Just send them to Palestine. (Let's not care about arabs, I am fucking hitler)
2. Instead ask them to join the war, while offering India and some Northern Africa countries
3. Cut off tie with useless Japan. (Attack on pearl harbor would be good time to declare it) They literally didn't help Germany at all.
4. Throw enigma system away
5. Keep bombing London, start to develop nuclear weapon, at the end nuke the Buckingham palace.
6. Win WW2

Change my policy to only killing fags.

invade finland

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Continue with the operation and leave the entire operation to my generals. I would never intervene.

Victory would be assured.

>>77869240
No, it wouldn't be.

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>>77869313

I think it would be rather close to being assured my good sir.

I would reasses my decision to invade the Soviet Union

>>77869445
>inb4 the inevitable "Erich von Manstein was a Poolack" post

Draw a cat and mouse and register it as an international trademark, use it to promote zionism

I would put all troops in Japan

>>77868048

Running through the commies

>>77868048
Let Guderian do his thing

>>77869025
>Cancel the holocaust
>Instead continue the holocaust but with Palestine

>>77868048
Enlist 100% of male able body population.

>>77870460
Who would care? It's colony.

>>77868048
Kill my self.

>>77868118
Fug :DDD

>>77868048
drink a lot, close the camps, end the race-based shit, call off the war (while keeping as much German-speaking territory as possible), tell the west how big of a dick Stalin and his friends are, try to explain how even though Israel seems like a good idea now and "I" totally fucked up they're going to also be dicks down the road, restore actual elections, then go and find a nice quiet place in Argentina to live the rest of my days

>>77868379
best

>>77871147
But what about muh reparations

>>77870559
Who is going to work in the factories then you retard?

>>77871258
The women and children can do it, adolp

>>77871313
Stupid?
You can't replace every specialist

>>77871258
They've already left for war silly, why would they need to produce stuff

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>>77871350
fuck u

>>77871250
I would return the stolen art, and instruct the soldiers in the camps and occupation forces to return whatever they can to the people they got from if they still have it
beyond that, what's done is done, money isn't going to undo watching your family get shot in the street so why pretend it will?

>>77871393
Don't be too serious, relax and enjoy the ride

I've been here since 7 AM

>>77868048
I'd remove autists like Himmler from power. It wouldn't be enough to win, but at least it'd make us look less retarded in the future

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>>77871453

>>77871395
Ok...well thought out response. But what about the French gold and any secret nazi trust funds that the officers conceived in case of their ultimate demise?

Also, what will you do about the Last Battalion? Their leader is profoundly strong willed as human and will not surrender for a millennium.

1. Mobilize everything, declare total war
2. Put priority on developing jet fighters
3. Let my generals control the east front
4. Develop nuke
5. Hand out winter equipment
6. Dont besiege Leningrad, Zerg rush it
7. Hold defensive positions when winter breaks out, don't rush Moscow
8. Accept peace proposal if Stalin offers something

>>77871395
>muh morals
Only the loser

>>77871857
*stolen French gold
That I might add

>>77871966
Why would you invade with an army of 3 million?
Why didnt Germany recruit 30 million soldiers?
Did they think they could 360 no scope with uber elite small tight knit soldiers?

>>77872096
*surrendered French gold
Ftfy m8

>>77872116
Dumb?
Germany had 3,8 Mio. soldiers initially, the soviets only 2,8.

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>>77871966
>tfw this will never happen

>>77872116
>uber elite
The Russians did not have any special elite units

>>77872116
what would more troops have done? the problem was transport was too slow. Read accounts of german troops and they talk of soldiers getting depressed because they'd spend 2 or 3 weeks just walking in plains with nothing in sight. What they would have needed to beat the russians is speedy motor vehicles to transport their troops faster

>>77872154
The soviets had 12 million soldiers in 1939

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>>77868772
WHY ARE ALL AMERICAN PRESIDENTS CHADS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77872196
duhm?

>>77872194
Accounts of German soldiers being outnulbered 10-1, due to autistic military recruitment.

If dubs I kill my self

>>77872266
uh no? They only got outnumbered when their push forward had already been halted

Invaide anyways but don't massacre the slavs but rather recruit them and tell them they'll get their country back once we liberate it for them from evil stalin. Them once it's all over slowly go back on the promise and settle germans in the satellite states like Israel is doing today.

>>77868118
Proxy much?

>>77872324
But the slabs will be upset

>>77868232
>or try to ally with Britain behind the curtain

They already tried... it's literally what Hitler wanted FFS.

>>77872332
>not knowing sudanfag
New much?
>>77872356
Won't be much they could do by then if the army controlled the land.

>>77872266
that was towards the end of the war

but yeah tell me about german militarya history

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I would ask John titor to teleport me into the future

>>77872418
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AQCujrud-_g

>>77868772

what a fucking turbochad

Hitler was fucked at this point. Can't invade Britain, Japs are gonna invade the US, can't beat the Soviet Union

>>77872561
>cant beat soviet
I would set up defensive perimeters, hitler gambled snd went all in, that fucked him

>>77872868
How long will you sustain occupied territories and ressist US and British bombing. The a bomb would be developed at one point too

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>Stop operation Barbarossa
>Make a deal with the Russian to keep these borders in the east
>annex all European countries west of it
>Also annex the colonies of the annexed countries
>no further expansion of military agressions
>finish with the cleansing of Europe instead

>Stop plans to attack Murica
>Do my best to not get nuked

>>77869445
>>77869240
No no it wouldn't. The invasion was a logistics nightmare and at the point of Stalingrad the army was already overstretched. Taking Moscow wouldn't be possible and even if it was, Stalin wouldn't give up at Moscow, just take a look at Napoleon

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>>77868048
If I know everything I know plus everything Hitler knows I'd get cracking on getting an ear on the Manhattan Project. Drown Britain in nuclear hellfire and tell the soviets to back the fuck up. Throw a nuke at Jerusalem because I want to. Proceed to stalemate America and slaughter Jews until the Soviets get nukes and I get double teamed. GG at least the dumb fuckin brits are gone and I got rid of 10x the Jews.

>>77873396
>be h*tler
>take a look at napoleon
>ban your generals from using elastic defense, in order to prevent a napoleonic retreat
>lose sixth army
>don't learn your lesson from that and keep preventing generals from retreating until the very last point so their forces constantly get into danger of being encircled
was it autism?

>>77873622
>Drop a nuke on Jerusalem
>piss off a fifth of the world's population for destroying holy Islamic sites
>Piss off the ottomans, a valuable ally
>Piss off the Jihadists that fight for the Reich
>Make yourself look like a mindless maniac

Not worth it

>>77868379
KEK

>>77868048
Go back to sleep.

>>77874320
Eh I'm gonna lose anyway. I could probably queue it up and wait until I know I'm screwed and play it off like I snapped.

>>77871395
You're an idiot if you think ANY of those things would happen, you think the world would just let Hitler walk away?

"Lol oops guys, sorry about the whole destroying a continent thing... one day you're planting flowers and the next you're exterminating a race of human beings. Sorry."

"Oh ok, well as long as you're sorry, it's an honest mistake really, could've happened to anyone"

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>>77868048
Start the saga to kill all americans i get my hands on

Evrey german will be head beaded evrey gayropian will be burns in fire evrery american i see i will hung them in treas like nigers for ever with our food woter or anyting to eat i will close them in some place to live there and die never see there femilys

Not gona give them humanisty put them in some fucking holo in the grand and laft them all to die there

Any europian man women kid baby Niger dog cat will nr kiled if not russian

Kill them all bcome full german remuve kababer

It will end in ww3 so its the last days of earth after we the russian start the nucler war and kill evrey one and die to !!!!!!

>>77876057
No more talking American thets it

Deal with all your problem yoursalf

Russian minister said its over no more

Now we gona close all the boing componys You have in Russia the speace program You are gona be out now

Eye for on eye now we gona hate You even more

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>>77868118

>>77868048
I still have no idea why he didn't just abide by the Molotov-Ribbontrop pact as it were designed. Was it arrogance?

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>>77868048
Bang Eva Braun, obviously.

>>77868379
That one killed me

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>>77868379

>>77868048
>stop production of Tiger I and II. Produce lots of stugs and panzer IVs. Maybe some Panthers.
>draft women and children as vehicle drivers.
>stop all the antijew antifag shit. Give up on the holocaust.
>have another night of long knives, killing fucks like Himmler
>tell Rommel everything I know about Dday, bar him from visiting his wife for that Birthday. Be ready for the Allies at Normandy.
>Pull back eastern front and prepare to hold already gained land.
>Do whatever it takes to develop the nuke. Nuke Moscow and Stalingrad. Then try to talk US and Russia into peace. Keep nuking until they sign.

>>77869521
obsessed aussieshit

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>>77868048
>postpone the op till spring
>have japan invade from the east

this will force Russia into a two front war dividing troops and resources and allowing for a real chance at talking the oilfields in Ukrainian.

>>77880054
it was the need for oil and resources needed to prolong the war, also he drastically underestimated the military power of the soviet union

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>>77868118