What would Europeans order from an American breakfast restaurant?

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>no pancakes

>>77862505
>chicken & waffles
why?
fucking why?
in what universe do those two things go well together?
everything elso on there sounds pretty noice though

>>77862505
Berries & Cream Waffle

>>77862653
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_and_waffles

It's a Black think that became popular but apparently German immigrants from before the revolutionary war (which are called Pennsylvanian dutch but aren't dutch) have a similar dish. It's really good, has a salty and sweet vibe. Kinda like eating Waffles with bacon and eggs on the side.

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>>77862618
>no crepes

ive honestly never had Bacon & Eggs (i mean together, ive eaten them separately ofcourse) so i would picked the applewood

now im hungry

>>77862653
>>77862711
My son meme ordered it at IHOP once and hated it....I ate it all and gave him my toast as compensation

>>77862505
>no chocolatine
>no eau de vie
dropped

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>>77862505
Probably they would ask for Halal food.

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A boterham with choco

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A full english, if they dont understand what i mean ill repeat it louder and more condescendingly. Just like in any other country.

>>77863484
*empties a can of beans on cheap white bread*
Bon appétit monsieur.

>>77863484
And they be like:
What the hell is Kebab and Falafel, please speak english.

applewood smoked bacon and eggs sounds alright

>>77863668
>smoked bacon
I don't think sharia allows it.

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>>77863618

I SAID FULL ENG-LISH, DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH? FULLLLL ENGGG-LISSSSH

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>>77863734
Eggs Benedict?

What the utter fuck is this shit? Looks like a Mexican menu fucked a German. This is not an American breakfast.

>>77862505
Applewood Smoked Bacon & Eggs sounds nice.
2 eggs is probably the limit you should put on your plate if you intend to eat something else.

>>77863484
You should come to the South, lad. You'd barely notice a difference in our breakfasts. Stay away from the Yankee kraut-blooded trash.

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>>77863808
flyovers OUT

Ham & eggs
And fuck that stuffs expensive

>>77862505
>no smashed avocado
dropped

>>77863484
good lad

>>77863539
Do you want a five star review?
Because that's how you get a five star review

>>77863848
Tbh I buy the bacon beans from amazon because I love them so much
Southern food is GOAT

>>77863734
fucking kek

What is it about repeating something loudly in a patronising tone that makes foreigners understand us so easily?

>>77863484
you so fucking stupid you are in a different country with all the local specialties and tastes and everything is there to try BUT YOU WANT YOUR DISGUSTING ENGLISH SHIT REEEEE FUCK BRITISH TOURISTS

>>77864260
Are you angry because you are hungry :^)

>>77862505
If I don't want to try something new, the smoked salmon scramble, if I do, probably any of the other scrambles or hashes.

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>>77863870
That's the most Jew breakfast menu Ive ever fucking seen in my life

>>77862505
nothing, im not gona pay for something that i can easily make at home

>>77864489
Good point.

>>77862505
They need a special halal menu

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>>77864475
Bagel and lox is objectively the perfect breakfast

>>77862505
I don't know about Euros but if that's authentic cotija and they've got tortillas I'd be going for the carnitas

>>77862653
Too much flavor for your palette?
>white """"""""""""""""""""people""""""""""""""""""""

>>77863484
>full english
neat, we have a similar thing; full irish
Its almost like we should be the same country.

>>77862653
>pleb can't take sweet+savory

I'll bet you hate pineapple on pizza too

>>77862505
my city mentionned

>>77867045
liege or brussels

>>77867115
liege

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>>77863870

>Yes, I'll have 2 orders of your entire menu - but just the eggs, thank you.

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Potatoes, eggs, and hot sauce. These are the most important food groups.

>>77868201

Add some bacon, cheese and a couple grilled tomatoes in there and I'm sold.

>>77862653
Don't knock it until you try it

>>77862505
Where the fuck is the eggs benedict?

>>77868369
>muh hollandaise

>>77868293
>grilled tomatoes

Couldn't you find somewhere else to vacation, Nige?

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>>77862505
I'd unironically order chicken and waffles

>>77870994
good man

>>77862505
Reuben Hash or a Three Egg Breakfast

Why the fuck isnt there anything normal on the list?

>>77873430
Scrambles are pretty normal senpai