/brit/

doing a line of ching ama

sniff porn and watch speed all day

imagine not doing drugs lmao
fuckin squares

any maisie williams enthusiasts in?

you're not going to out-hippie me you fucking hippie

can of stagg dynamite bubbling away on the hob

>>77860906
stop posting my gf

>>77860931
same but only every so often

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Franco was WITHOUT A DOUBT the lesser evil


Authoritarian Catholic Technocracy > Fascism > National Socialism > Dog Shit > Communism

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>he doesn't ride an R1

laffin

remembering when I overdose on AL-LAD and got the police called on me because I was going fucking mental

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doing a post

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anime

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anime

>>77860975
*pulls out on you*

haha sorry didn't see you xx

find cocaine a bit overrated for the price 2bh

even the top gear from the deenums just doesnt do it for me really

>>77860979
good post

>>77860984
>>77860992
bad psosts

in WWII soldiers from all sides used copious amounts of drugs to enhance performance
at least I know the UK and Germany both did
British soldiers used large amounts of Speed while the Germans favoured Meth and Cocaine

Footy is back in three days lads

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>>77860995
*headbutts you with helmet*

nothin personell

Love all stims, benzos and opiates

Scared to try psychs because I hate weed and I'm worried they might be similar

French food is shit

>>77861009
go to central america
£6-8 a g

>>77861038
they still give it to people today for ADHD and shit

adderall is basically legal speed

>>77861045
do you think the men will kick the ball this time like they did last time?

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>>77861010

>>77861046
*crashes in to you, sending you over the handlebars and shattering your spine putting you in to a wheelchair*

hehe whoops xx

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>>77860906
buisness idea; tim and kev fan fiction

Tim steps into the room, Kev spent hours lovingly preparing the bedroom for Tim's arrival, making sure the room is spotless, labouring away spreading rose petals above the satin bedsheets.

Tim nervously steps into the room after Kev beckons him inside.

Kev is laying seductively on the bed ushering Tim over; ready to get intimate with him.
Kev arises from the bed and passionately grabs Tim by his hands, pulling him onto the bed.

Tim is now sweating buckets, he had only came into Kevs' room to see if he borrowed the swiper but now he is on top of Kev.

>>77861045
What's the opening match?

>>77861061
twos on a bastard?

>>77861075
cringe

>>77861075
say "the room" more

>>77861075
moar

>>77861084
Championship on Friday night

Sunderland Vs derby
There's another one but can't remember what

>>77861075
part 2
Tim was afraid, but knew it was too late to turn back, deep down he wanted this.

Staring into each other's fiery eyes. They were in the moment, filled with lust Tim starts playfully kissing Kev's neck, while simultaneously caressing his love handles.

Tim forcefully pulls Kev up and turns him around, Kev's voluptuous bottom in now teasing Tim's manhood, Tim grabs a tube of Bio oil and starts lubing up his member, the time was now.

Kev utters a single sentence, "put it in, it's cold out".

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>>77861068
*gathers the willpower to stand up and heem you one last time*

>>77861106
>non league shite

Will not

Going to do 40 minutes of high intensity exercise on the exercise bike

Why have you all stopped posting

>>77861229
eating my chili

nobody tell him

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>>77861145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTB7k1tVujA

*giggles*

Will dale always be considered a poofter name in post supermarket sweep Britain?

I don't know about you guys, but knowing that gay marriage exists here now has hurt marriage. Whenever I try and fuck my wife, all I can think about is two sweaty, heaving male bodies joined together in government sanctioned disgusting decadent man sex with large calloused hands grasping and moist gasping lips joined with giant throbbing cocks.

>>77861288
yes

If im ever rich im just going to become a cocaine/heroin addict

>>77861325
bit gay

*makes 160million posts about anime*

>>77861288
RUNT tier names

Dale
Connor
Daniel
Ben
Ryan
Nathan

Ultra runt tier

Zack
Hunter
Max

>>77861325
FONT

>Asda sales and profits collapse amid 'intense competition' from Aldi and Lidl

oh no

>>77861288
know 1 person called dale and hes gay

>>77861333
Wow cool that sounds enjoyable
*walks off to talk to someone else*

>>77861343
>Zack
FOY
>Hunter
FOY
>Max
FOCE

>>77861343
reece

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a bf

you know like...stars?
how are they so like...uh...big?

>>77861379
>CE

business idea: a right-wing hollywood

why are Alt-Righters on /tv/ so more annoying and cancerous than Alt-Righters on /pol/, /int/, /his/, /lit/, /g/ and /tg/?

>>77861325
Such is life in Sweden my friend

>>77861399
hollywood is already right wing

>>77861397
Central European

>>77861402
Why would you even read /tv/ to begin with

>>77861402
You should go there and ask them.

>>77861427
>Central Europe
No such thing

>>77861402
they're exactly the same it's just that the alt right view on television/film is really annoying and cancerous, and that's all they're talking about on /tv/
it's the same with /v/
they get angry and seem to think it's some kind of sjw trickery every single time a character in a piece of media isn't a white male

>>77861419
no it isn't
unless you're a communist who thinks anything capitalistic is automatically right-wing

>>77861402
they're not

can someone go into /cric/ on /sp/ and post the following 'my cricketing knowledge is unironically in the top 0.01%'. don't ask why, just do it. cheers

the best name is James

other good names:
Stephen
Francis
Robert
Lucas
Michael
Daniel
Joseph
Phillip
Jacob
Thomas
Andrew
George

and probably some others I've forgotten

is it worth buying a new phone or should i just get a used one off amazon or something

>>77861402
hey did you know jews make shows and movies
did you know that?

think jake is an alright name for kids but silly when they're in their 40s.

don't bully max

why does the east apefrican post here

>>77861468
yes they are
the alt-right on /tv/ are literally like Andrew Anglin tier neonazi retards

at least on the other boards there's some nice variety, have seen quite a lot of interesting and educated reactionary commentary on /lit/, /his/ and /pol/

>>77861528
he's a yank

>>77861501
Jake is a VERY unfortunate name in Scotland

>>77861485
how much do you use it
what do you use it for mostly
do you need an up to the minute model

>>77861528
post fucking machines

>>77861550
woah whats with the interrogation

>>77861540
how do you know he is a amerimonkey

>>77861536
i think you got into an argument with one and are still annoyed. lets keep it calm, brother

the best name is Jim

other good names:
Stig
Frankie
Robbo
Luke
Mike
Danny
Joe
Phil
Jake
Tommo
Andy
G
and probably some others I've forgotten

>>77861566
I need more info to give the best advice

>>77861574
he told us

gender neutral parenting

>>77861594
going against nature

Do you like Wolf Alice?

>>77861593
you can't know for sure

>>77861594
good post

gender neutral willies

>>77861615
appealing to nature

>>77861621
yes I can

gender neutral parking

identity neutral politics

>>77861618
bing bong ching chong

>>77861644
alri carl

rigorous traditional gender roles

>>77861659
haha alri jack

>>77861644
*angry growls from the left*

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>>77861650

>>77861670
alri david

oi alex, mum says hello

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-40802887

howling

I was NEET for 3 years before going to university which naturally doesn't look too good on a CV. If I ever make it to a job interview should I lie and say I played poker online for 3 years? I don't think I can really make up a job because they'd probably want a reference. I'm probably screwed either way

>>77861708
just say it's none of their business

>>77861708
say you were in prison

>>77861484
>Daniel

Absolute runt tier name

>>77861583
>G

Uh... Did you forget to write the rest of the name???

if your name doesn't have an X in it you're a proper nerd

>>77861742
delete this post

If your name isn't biblical you need to return to pakistan immediately.

have a record that's worth over £100

might go into collecting as an investment

>>77861760
Fuck off Danny boy

>>77861484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR4FY6G3KME

>>77861766
t. mohammed

just got a scam email from '''revenues and customs''' about a tax return. nearly fell for it desu

i had a low IQ and served in the military so i deserve special privileges

Despise anyone in the armed forces

>>77861820
>>77861832
Just finished Basic training in the army

Ask me something

hate military families

OH YEAH ME GRANDAD WAS IN THE ARMY SO ME DAD WAS IN THE ARMY TOO
WHICH IN TURN MEANT THAT I JOINED THE ARMY AND I WAS IN THE FALKLANDS AND ALSO NORTHERN IRELAND
THEN ME SON WAS IN THE ARMY TOO IN IRAQ BUT HE GOT BLOWN UP AND NOW AM REALLY SAD ABOUT IT
AND THEN

>>77861859
why didn't you get a good job?

How do I pick restaurants to take the gf to?

>>77861859
was it fun

>>77861880
tripadvisor

>>77861872
Not runty enough

>>77861884
not really

too many rules

>>77861550
all the fucking time
texting calling internet music etc
nah going for an older model but dunno whether to get it new or second hand

I'm fat as fuck but I'm not at all attracted to other fat people

Literally destined to be alone until I lose weight lmao

>>77861880
Ask her

>>77861926
just lose some weight then?

>>77861880
I always ask about ladies' menus before making a reservation. Generally I don't like going to places without them.

the goal is a stable and decent paying job and living on my own in a cheap council flat

Yo, senpai
Yo, Chip
Talk to me, man
Where are you, though? Who are you with?
I'm on my Js, blud
Sound, man. This ting has got me, blud, I'm not gonna lie, senpai. I'm not gonna front, senpai
Mad pressures from every angle, senpai
Yeah?
It's come like I'm too ambitious to be with the mandem on the road but, I'm... like...
I can't be up there with them people either... you know what I'm saying?
I'm too black to be up there, you see what I'm saying, senpai?
I don't know, I feel like... I feel like I'm in limbo, Chippy. I feel like I'm in limbo, senpai
Senpai, you're going mad, senpai. I've been
I've been waiting to speak to you, senpai
You're going way too mad, senpai
Like what the fuck did you mean like you don't know why I mentioned your name, senpai?
Like North London, senpai
You got the call from God to do something deeper, bro
Like, you got the call to go and make everyone look at everything else that is happening over here, senpai
You get me?
That's a deeper calling, bro
Like them callings there, it's not everyone's phone that gets that ring ring there, you see what I'm saying, senpai?
Like super powers senpai, super charged, bro
I hear that, senpai
Like just being you alone, senpai, niggas getting to watch
You're doing what you're supposed to do, bro
Cuh we ain't seen nuttin' like this happen before
Who's seen the country flip on its head like this, senpai?
These youts don't know what's going on, senpai
They ain't got a fucking clue, senpai
Independent to the T, senpai
Love, brudda, man
I needed that powers. Power up senpai, I don't even like hearing you sound like this, blud.
I needed them. The mission's deeper right now. Love, brudda. Mad. Alright, senpai, I'm gonna shout you, man
What you saying though, everything good?
Blud, love you bro, man, just do what you gotta do. Man's doing what I gotta do, senpai
You already know, bro. Powers. Powers

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>>77861926
eat less.

>>77861932
Virgin detected.

>>77861949
what are you on about haha

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Nathalie Emmanuel
Nathalie Emmanuel
Nathalie Emmanuel
Nathalie Emmanuel
Nathalie Emmanuel

i believe everything that /x/ says

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>>77861926
Confidence. Money doesn't hurt as well. Take a look at the women Patrice O'Neal was banging and listen to how he got them.

The Black Philip Show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hAmCjqVkFg&list=PLE55F580AB012D5E3

>>77861901
Sure but how do I pick out of those?

>>77861949
What the hell is a ladies menu?

cat trainin
trainin a cat

>>77862018
top scores and it's a menu without prices that used to be given to the woman so she didn't have to worry about the price (cos man pays)

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anime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHBOy89lfaM

Koksal baba has a gf, why don't you?

>tfw really fancied calamari but it's only on the ladies menu

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>>77862059
don roach is smooth though. Im autistic.

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can't believe this

>>77862059
>leader of the turkish mafia

don roach has a harem

>>77862085
they're going to put this madman into a cell with 10 'sheeds and throw away the keys for this

>>77862081
Thumbnail looks like the jew from big bang theory

>>77862018
>What the hell is a ladies menu?
>>77861980
>what are you on about haha

Ladies' menus are menus without prices, good restaurants have them but usually you have to discreetly ask for them (I do it when making the reservation if possible) since you get the normal menu by default.

Much classier and fitting for a date.

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>Much classier and fitting for a date.

>ask for ladies menu
>eat your meal
>complain when given the bill because the menu said everything was free

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I made a shitty video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1-jGxP_cqI

must be well annoying being a lesbian and never having any idea how much you're spending on dinner

>>77862221
shant be giving an anime nonce any views

>>77862145
can tell you've never been on a date
they are NOT classy

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no idea what you lads are on about
pls can we change topic?

>>77862221
>tfw i'm in it

Never had sex

I know the Sun must set to rise

>>77862172
Why would you want your date to have prices and other unromantic shite pushed in her face when she's not involved in paying?

never seen a left breast

>>77862289
>when she's not involved in paying
ahaha
virgin

girls with large breasts but small hips are quite unflattering desu

just had sex

just had sex

just saw a right breast

preeti young is the gf

just wanked to mandingo fucking chastity lynn up the arse

>>77862276
wahey alri vinny virgin
*punches yer arm*
oops dropped your virgin card
*points to floor*
aha aww calm down mate it's only banter
*knees your bollocks*

never had sex

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>Why would you want your date to have prices and other unromantic shite pushed in her face when she's not involved in paying?

>>77862221
laughed at DJ Drainpipe is not my president

>>77862329
'

i just had sex and it felt so good.

just saw a jock hump a potato

had lots of sex but none recently

Just saw the left breast

>>77862260
>they are NOT classy
Sure they are.

Ideally proper restaurants shouldn't have priced menus at all but then all the working class plebs would be confused and angry. So the default menus cater to the lowest common denominator.

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>yfw Chad is literally Chad

>>77862306
t. gaylord

love pints

just flashed my left breast to a literal spastic

>>77862364
virgin

>>77862271
Which post lad?

chicken has no breast but why call chicken breast

>>77862221
all of my posts on there had (You)s
hardly surprising but worth noting

>>77862409
>chicken has no breast
What? What do you think birds feed their young?

>>77862407
None of your business

>>77862221
5 were mine. Bet nobody else got 5 (or more). Proof that I am the best poster in this general.

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>>77862365

love driving
hate the tube
simple as

>>77862432
bet you were samefagging those drumpfelscatskin posts you twat

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Never met anyone called Chad.

how many days of music does your itunes have

>>77862466
My name is Tim at least
Hello!

>>77862431
do NOT imitate me, i will NOT warn you again

>>77862407
the tumbling down post lad

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>>77862429
uh?

>>77862476
None because I don't use itunes you corporate tool

>>77862476
>itunes
abysmal post

>>77862525
what do you use? winamp?

>>77862466
"Chad" is an american ideology, not only is the name unpopular, but I feel the "macho" culture that yanks have disappears in the upper classes of britain, hence we get "Tarquin" instead.

There's also the mutation of "Deano", tarquin and deano both share some of chad's qualities, but "Chad" himself is rarely seen in the UK

>>77862432
i got 3

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https://youtu.be/Gkpr1btb1Ak

Hootin and hollering at this

Just had a wet shite and didn't even wipe my arse afterwards

>>77862476
13.5

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>>77862466
>>77862533
Chad is short for Charles.

Laptop keyboard is starting to properly break now

Middle row of keys only works on the odd occasion

Fucking annoying

>>77862585
wrong general schweinhund

>>77862576
Have you tried doing a wet poo on it?

>>77862585
fuck off kraut

>>77862585
ah das is sehr gut ja, vould you like to eat vienerschnitzel viv me ja?

Talked to an american girl on that interpals website years ago and her brother was literally called Cash

not short for anything, his name was just "Cash"

>>77861415
It's not easy.

ricky berwick

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>>77862597
>>77862612
>>77862613
>ignore rasheeds
>attack other europeans
typical brits

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>krauts lurking

>>77862576
write "flask"

>>77862649
there isn't much the average person can do about the uk's muslim problem

bluepilled: Africa is extremely homophobic because they are undeveloped tribal zealots
redpilled: Africa is homophobic because George Soros and Western NGOs keep trying to spread homosexuality to curb African birthrates

>>77862649
/brit/ doesn't have a problem with pakis

>>77862649
just batnz hans, typical kraut can't handle the banter

ja das ist gut ich habe fussball gespielen ja

>>77862615
Cash was so shit

>>77862649
>europeans
no such thing

What do you hate about France ?

>>77862649
bit racist

>>77862685
the french

>>77862685
the French

>>77862685
ohoho le rosbif ohoho oui oui oui

oh mon frere look, iz zat a mime!?

>>77862685
full of french people (using the word liberally)

>>77862685
the cumskins

>>77862685
the number of french people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtKoVhMH_7Q

cats

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>>77862685
not a fan of french men
love french women

>>77862695
>>77862701
>>77862726
We are dying, in 50 ans France is arabic. I guess you'll like our replacement better. More up to your taste.

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the 'zu

My sister's boyfriend broke up with her because she made a scene at the restaurant after he paid for both of them when she wanted to split the bill.

She wailed and raged for a month trying to get back with him kek.

>>77862772
SCREECHING

>>77862772
good lad

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>>77862772
Oh, she's THAT kind of woman.

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Woah

Life In Technicolor

>>77862757
>Marechal
>not Le Pen

dropped

>>77862772
That's why I need feminism

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>>77862830
if only he knew

>>77862772
what scene?

Don't understand how hangovers work, sometimes I can drink over half a bottle of vodka and feel fresh as a daisy the next day, other times I drink the exact same amount and I'm completely cunted for the entire next day

>>77862763
As long as France dies before we do I'll be sorted

>>77862868
Most of the 'hangover' symptoms are actually symptoms of dehydration.

Drink a shit load of water and you'll be broadly okay no matter how much you drink.

Never had a hangover that lasted longer than an hour

Feels good having alcoholic genes

>>77862863
I only heard her side of it but even there it sounded like a spastic tantrum.

>>77862908
might get some of those rehydration salts for when you have severe diarrhoea

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>>77862888
try and stop me bitch

Thank you, your holiness. Awesome speech.

absolutely love the smell of my cock, balls and bell end

>>77862772
good for her
patriarchal plebs don't deserve a gf

the trouble with scotland is that its full of scots

>>77862772
Roasties BTFO

>>77862980
That's crazy, I was thinking about posting basically the same thing a minute ago but I didn't.

>>77862980
*nuzzles your crotch*
mm

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>>77863011
taste them...

i hate scots
they ruined scotland

>>77863029
vapid cunt

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>>77862765

>>77863029
billionaire british author and celebrity: the hero
working class middle america: the bad guys

>>77863033
*lets out a deafening squeal and starts biting and shredding your bollocks*

*Does a wee in your bum*

Everyone below this line is of homosexual orientation
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Supper

when im hungover i just feel depressed and agitated. i get emotional hangovers i guess, no physical symptoms

did an early new haha whoops xx

>>77863097
>>77863097
>>77863097

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End of the homosexual line

This is the straight side of the line. Everyone above this line: >>77863093 is gay (homosexual).

I can post again

>>77863105
sorry lad you're in the bender zone so i shan't be joining your bent thread

>>77862920
bullshit, or u just didnt drink enough, no way u can drink loads and still feel no different the next day, thats what makes someone an 'alcholic' in the first place

>>77862432
I got 5 too

Why are all American sitcom characters lying psychopaths?

>>77863174
Too late, I already claimed the title of best poster. You can have 2nd best.

You may hate me, but I like you guys. I'll always be there.

*farts to the tune of "Hawaii Five-O"*

Don't be gay. It's bad for your health.