Ferengi Edition
maisie
anime
4th for leftypol
>>77858806
based
my bollocks at the epicentre
>>77858806
>commies in charge of posting
>>77858806
leftypol is a funny word.
as is pede and maga. why is politics so silly now
can't wait until I get a job and I go log into 4chan in the middle of the day and have a pop at the NEETS
that'll show em
Not sure what's going on with her eyes
>>77858806
leftypol BTFO yet again
Crazy to think that day of nonstop ballbag abuse posting was in january 2016
>>77858836
downs
>>77858836
less makeup
Really want a qt boy to fart on my face and wank me off at the same time, ffs
>>77858819
>>77858842
ummm no sweetie x
1. >>77858768
2. >>77858777
3. >>77858788
4. >>77858806
sue
>>77858836
perfect babymaker but she'll probably never have kids
>>77858863
>changing the rules to fit your agenda
ah yes the left
>>77858863
wrong
>>77858836
might go to Shrewsbury and kidnap her
any white man in
>>77858836
dont care about the face phwoar what a body
>>77858885
>being a rulecuck
*counters your argument by quoting you*
>>77858877
Why not?
>>77858768
Ferengi are scum
>>77858904
she's a feminist
>>77858902
serfs do as they're told mate
>>77858903
just hacked a huge chunk of skin out of my hand
:stopposting:
:starposting:
am i the only true freethinker here
>dont care about the face phwoar what a body
the jews are trying to control your mind
>sucks in cheeks
>looks 10x better
doubt there's a pineal gland in the entire Australasia that's free from calcification
>>77859003
10 x 0 = 0
>>77858987
>>77859018
shan't be hatposting these
>>77859022
the virgin opinion
why do poles and brits look the same
>>77859022
Gay
>had this fucking can of shaving foam so long
>been using it for like a year
>lasted so long it began to rust at the bottom a bit
>come home
>it's exploded
F
>>77859022
>>77858866
been trying out my new intercontinental sniper rifle lads
just destroyed a can in some asian lad's bathroom haha
>>77859071
like a bomb???????????????????????
Making a gif. I'll post it when it's done.
THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
doing a cheeky working from home
hey thailad
wanna join our secret club?
>>77859099
yeh
>>77859109
go about your business britizen
>>77859125
no
Not had a wank for a week and I REALLY need one
>go about your business britizen
oh herro thairad
regressing a lil bit
Fixed her for you lads
>>77859108
whats in the gif
quite enjoy this normie choon desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozv4q2ov3Mk
>>77859176
Done it. Here.
*paints myself in yellow and with black stripes*
*attaches small wings to my back*
*stick a black plunger up my arse*
Alright I'm finally ready to meet the girls lads
Does it trigger Bongs that Picard is "French"?
>hi
>>77859194
[karma chameleon intensifies]
just downloaded Grinding Gear Games' Path of Exile
>>77859204
haha tell us when you'll BEE here HAHA x
>>77859177
Lav it
>>77859205
star trek fans are more likely to be pedophiles
>>77859205
>is always surrendering to the monster of the week
hardly
>>77859205
no
>>77859194
thank you
britain is rubbish
>>77859235
isnt that just because they're more likely to be men
>>77859227
Just trying to BEE myself ahaha
>>77859194
>>77859272
it is, but you also have to remember most of the world is more rubbish
it could be much worse
*snuffles about on the floor, sniffing frantically*
sniff... snifffsniffsniffsniff... SNIFF
*scuttles underneath the table and begins hoovering up crumbs*
Mmm gromph nom nom nom *hic* nom
>>77859181
say "the king is a bender"
just say those 5 words or you're a spineless bent nonce, simple as
>Just trying to BEE myself ahaha
>hardly
>>77859295
>>77859299
fucking creasing
>>77859301
why dont you say it
you choo-choo choose me?
just received a phonecall
will be appearing on jre 1000
quite chuffed
>>77859322
the king of thailand is a fucking bender, nonces his fucking runty poodle, would HEEM him so hard I'd send the vaporized particles of his jaw up to the ISS
Thailad literally will NOT say this sentence, too fucking scared the nonce ponce
>>77859367
you say that
but it isnt true, is it
She's walking towards the camera.
OH SHIT LADS
WHO WAS IN THE THREAD LAST NIGHT
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-40802887
>>77859368
bet when you go to a party youre one of the really funny people that everyone congregates around
>>77859404
nok
Grand Nagus Zek approves of this edition
>>77859418
epic, simply epic
>>77859368
maybe because you are obviously going to report his post to whatever weird king's police they have in thailand, randall j. weems
>>77859418
Bet that runt who copied down the login details is fucking SHITTING himself now
>brit weaboos literally buy loli sex dolls online
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a56O1ntYDsA
>>77859407
does anyone have the blank kev kitchen pic, I can make this happen
>>77859418
putting up the swastika was such a dumb idea lmao
this aussies obsession with thailad is fucking weird. needs to have a word with himself.
>>77859422
I'm actually alright, just don't like thailad, simple as
>>77859438
If he's such an advocate for free speech it should be a price he's willing to pay
9 isolations for the bodybuilders of men. 6 compounds for the powerlifters of dwarves. And 4 isometrics for the otters of elves. But they were all decieved...
On the slopes of Mount gains, in the fiery basement of bugenhagen, dark lord jeff sied, in his desperate quest to usurp zyzz, had secretly forged a master lift. And in this exersise, he poured his malice, narcissism and resentment. One lift. To rule them all.
One by one the free gyms of middle earth were destroyed. But there were some... who resisted...
A last alliance of strongmen and manlets marched upon the slopes of Mount gains to fight against Jeff and his crossfit hordes for the freedom of middle earth.
Eventually zyzz attained the lift. But it corrupted and betrayed him. He was assassinated by Taiwanese powerlifters in the far east. Then 2000 years later the most unlikely creature discovered the masterlift. A manlet, by the name of beta destiny.
Im'a french kiss on that pussy ooh la la ooh la laaa
>>77859418
roooooooolf
>>77859485
Why would you want to lick bacterial piss flaps
>>77859479
creasing
Boss is losing his shit because a star employee is quitting over management taking his private office away and moving him to open plan.
Wish to have this sort of power one day. No one would care if I quit.
>>77859431
do you ever imagine yourself on it?
>>77859515
good bacteria, like yoghurts and fecal transplants.
>>77859418
>no si
dissapoint :£
Doing a dance.
Imagine getting convicted of hacking into a public sign and displaying offensive messages because you wanted to show off to your gay little alt-right internet friends
Positively MOOING
About to have driving lessons lads, hearts racing
Ah 19 btw not underage
>>77859556
>fecal
foy
Neo-classic aesthetic for Germany, futuristic aesthetics for Italy, no aesthetics for Japan.
Keynesian economics for Germany, Austrian economics for Italy, central planning for Japan.
Pan-germanic nationalism for Germany, Imperialism and civic nationalism for Italy, Japanese racial supremacy for Japan.
Protestantism for Germany, Catholicism for Italy, cult of the Emperor and ancestor worship for Japan.
pick your Axis
>>77859418
Lmao he's going to be locked up
>>77859620
they won't nick me for encouraging it right?
>>77859585
shitting and ululating
>>77859418
Lmfaaaaaaaaao
All the british posters in that thread are done for.
>>77859650
nah
>>77859585
trembling and guffawing
*WEE OO WEE OO WEE OO*
*SCREEEeeee*
*crackle*
alri lads it's the ol' bill, we got you surrounded
come out wi' yer 'ands up!
>>77859650
Incitement to racial hatred - sections 17-29 Public Order Act 1986:
Offence
s.18 - using threatening/abusive/insulting words or behaviour or displaying written material with intent/likely to stir up racial hatred
Maximum Penalty
Crown Court - 7 years imprisonment
Magistrates' court - 6 months
>>77859566
woah
>>77859678
hardly. just the one that was doing it
>>77859707
*raises paws*
>>77859600
>no aesthetics for Japan
bit odd, Japan just never changed its aesthetics
the Military in Japan is very secretive and low key, they are required to wear plainclothes most of the time in public and downplay the military in general.
however behind closed doors very little has changed since WWII and the "old" Japan, heavily formal, strict conservatism, and alost zealos worship of certain heroes.
Yukio Mishima for one is treated like some great martyr by the upper echelons of the Japanese military, if you visit the place where he committed suicide it looks like a museum, absolutely everything has been maintained to look like it did 50 years ago, even the stains from his blood on the floor
<[O-|---<
business idea: ban the contraceptive pill for environmental reasons
>>77859721
Certainly the antidiscrimination laws incorporate some conspiracy to commit element
you do realise (x), right?
>>77859757
They don't have the resources, even if they did it's kinda pointless really
>>77859757
the rozzers haven't got the time or the resources to do shit like that mate
The madman posted his pic as well
all brits look like pasty babies
>>77859711
this country is cucked
>hubby
>>77859803
how does "don't incite racial hatred" make this country "cucked"?
>>77859779
>>77859781
>british police don't have the resources to demand ip's of hiroshimoot
>>77859711
Jesus fucking Christ it's literally 1984. Say any bad words and get sent to the slammer
>>77859828
you're not very smart are you lad
what's going wasn't here last night? x
>>77859828
police costs involve slightly more than identifying suspects
>>77859839
No, I'm not
>>77859851
Fair enuf
>>77859828
>using an IP address to identify someone
>>77859821
despise this one
>>77859851
they DO?!
>I can't scream 'nigger' in a black man's face and call for the genocide of pakis
>literally 1984!!!!
according to the /pol/ thread the hacker wasn't even using a VPN or anything lmao, he's going away for a long time
I reckon the fat lad streaming it could get in trouble too
got a call from the police, I'm being extradited to UK
hope we get to see pictures of the welsh runt going into court like we did with the jersey sheikh
want to lay eyes on the malnourished little rodent
wife's days on game of thrones is numbered desu lads 3:
>>77859867
I have a static ip.
>>77859828
>spend time getting IPs from hiroshima
>go through all the threads, indentifying posts
>get IP address from ISP(pain in the ass unless they're a terrorist or some shit)
>get address
>find out who in this house posted it and prove without a shred of doubt that they posted it
And this is just to get to court, any judge would laugh it out of court
>>77859893
most IPs are dynamic in this country
and even then with static ones, it's not a valid way of identifying someone
>>77858768
Ferengi: Time is Latinum. The early Ferengi gets the Latinum
English: the early bird gets the worm
Japanese: 早起きは三文の徳(hayaoki wa sanmon no toku)
French: les lève-tôt attrape le ver.
>>77859907
>most IPs are dynamic in this country
wrong
virgin media use static IPs
>>77859928
he said MOST not ALL
what's the point of "cinema mode" not being default on youtube?
seems pointless
>>77859928
The Virgin ISP
>>77859835
http://www.newshub.co.nz/home/entertainment/2017/05/youtuber-count-dankula-could-face-year-in-jail-for-nazi-dog-video.html
>posted a video in April last year in which he portrayed his partner's dog as a neo-Nazi
>remanded in custody
>could spend a year in prison if he's found guilty
>offered an apology for causing offence, claiming the video was simply a prank
>many Jews have been left incensed at the videos, with the director of the Scottish Council of Jewish Communities telling The Daily Mirror the Holocaust should not be joked about under any circumstances
>"To regard the meticulously planned and industrialised murder of six million people solely on the grounds of their ethnicity as a joke is outrageous, and for someone who does so to claim not to be racist, beggars belief," Ephraim Borowski said.
>"It is a form of racism which needs to be condemned just as we would any other form of racism, just as we would condemn Islamophobia or anti-African racism."
For legal reasons, I will not be commenting on this article.
why not arrest every british person that's ever posted on /pol/? what they are doing is illegal after all :^)
>>77859928
you can change your virgin ip pretty easily
>>77859928
well it's a good thing most people aren't with virgin then isn't it?
you nitwit
>>77859940
fantastic post
>>77859873
Thats not what I said. But yes I don't believe you should be sent to prison for calling someone a slur. Quite literally wrongspeak
just use tor for any evil activities lol
Whenever you save an image of google images without permission you're breaking the law
could literally get the police to arrest you all, don't hate you, just follow the law, simple as really
>>77859880
maximum (keyowrd) penalty is 6 months hardly a 'long time'
Sky: Deano
BT: 'sheed
Virgin: Incel
PlusNet: Radical Centrist
never understood what was so powerful about the rings in lord of the rings
business idea: get rid of all laws and replace it with one law: "Don't be a cunt."
>>77860024
YES deano
an jezza clarkson for PM too
>>77860019
the power duh
>>77859947
notice how he only mentions jews
i thought hitler killed a bunch of other groups too
selfish kikes, always out for number one
>>77860024
>don't be a cunt
That's literally, word for word, the entire posting guidelines/rules in Joe Rogan's JRE forum/subreddit.
>>77860044
how on earth is that deano?
it's just common sense
>>77860069
oh come on it's literally deano : the opinion, just like clarkson for PM!
>>77860045
what power
>>77860024
Oh you're gonna bang me up for being a cunt now?
>>77860068
>>77860024
like the classic liberal of idea of letting people do what the fuck they want as long as they dont bother you 2bh
>how on earth is that deano?
>it's just common sense
>>77859947
Fucking hell. Soon history teachers get sent down for mentioning Hitler. PC mad
>>77860088
the power of the rings
>>77860068
just how enlighted is Joe Rogan's JRE forum/subreddit, judicially speaking?
how do you get the deano look?
>>77860088
the power of voodoo
>>77860131
1 on the sides and back
might delete all my niggers porn
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-40802887
haha
the absolute madman
haha anon you absolute ledge
>>77860131
He would see faces in movies, on T.V., in magazines, and in books....
He thought that some of these faces might be right for him....And
through the years, by keeing an ideal facial structure fixed in his
mind....Or somewhere in the back of his mind....That he might, by
force of will, cause his face to approach those of his ideal....The
change would be very subtle....It might take ten years or so....
Gradually his face would change its' shape....A more hooked nose...
Wider, thinner lips....Beady eyes....A larger forehead.
absolutely based praise le kek the masses were redpilled by seeing a swastika
>>77860068
it's a very effective rule I think
>>77860167
thank you thank you
>>77860131
Be white
Hitler youth hair
Tracksuit or ripped slim jeans and a topman shirt
Diamond earrings
>>77860192
>>77860068
I bet people are cunts on there all the time without being banned though
doing a horrific poo
Just got called an imbecile on Reddit
Have any of you ever had a fight with your dad?
Like punching and shit
Is that a normal thing
south east is always full of cunts
north west is full of poor yokels
south west is based
north east is shit and they speak weird
this is true for england, scotland and wales
>>77860131
Overdress for your work
get a short back and sides and sweep it back on the top
Be a normie who goes to the pub, drinks strongbow dark fruits and puts footie accas on every week
simple as
>>77859947
would go on a spree on everyone involved if this was me
your life is over if you go to prison anyway
>>77860129
its literally "took DMT, now i know everything" the subreddit
>>77860226
powerfully shitty post
>>77860225
no but i got close once
>>77860225
didn't have a father.
don't agree with /pol/ on much but the happenings are amazing
fully creasing at this Cardiff thing
>it is the year 2035
>Labour are in power and ran on the slogan Islam is a religion of peace and should be the state religion
>You can no longer imply anything negative associated with any POC or Islam but are actively discriminated against for being white or Christian
>>77860210
from a quick glance it just looks like a bunch of memes
>>77860238
took dmt multiple times
it's just a drug man
>>77860225
he'd batter me still, when he gets in his 60s I'll abuse him
>>77860262
salutations negroid individual
this aint nothing to relate to
>>77860266
cringe
>>77860225
no. quite partial to suplexing my mother though
now we move into red
the colour of primal urges
>>77860266
hello minute year old
>>77860274
shut up about politics rorkey boy no one cares
>>77860274
can't wait desu
>>77860225
Few months ago my dad tried to choke me so I punch him in the face, he punched me and gave me a black eye
Kicked him so he fell into his TV though
haha
Would genuinely be happy if both my parents died
>>77860288
half negroid
>>77860225
no because my dad's an ex-hippie and I'm not a little shit
want to go for a walk but i hate walking
>>77860274
This post could incite hatred against the muslim race. It's off to jail with you, laddy!
cba to go outside so i'm just vaping in my room
>>77860225
Once gripped each other by the shoulders in anger when he tried to make me sit down but that's about it, physically
death to traitors freedom for Britain
>>77860390
VERY problematic
Lots of Australians about in the city centre today. Had to batter a few of them.
Death to class tratiors freedom for the third world
britain cries out for socialism
everyone says it
Think I may have the autism
Have facial twitches and shit and hate talking to people
>>77860434
are you figuratively me
Lots of cod about in my freezer today. Had to batter a few of them
>>77860434
Anxiety most likely. Use amphetamines as a kind of chemically induce conigitive behavioral therapy.
not a fan of anything except drugs
think i might do a suicide
got a theory (fact) lads:
brexiteers are too shit at their jobs to compete with immigrants for their jobs, and too shit at pulling to compete with tyrone for poonani
>The average European city is more dangerous than Chicago and Detroit nowadays
>>77860458
Can I join you
Just bought a motorbike and plan to ride into a truck
>>77860473
who said that
>>77860473
who are you quoting
>>77860458
just do more drugs
>>77860477
Which bike lad?
>>77860496
GSXR
now
where's the turkey?
love cocaine
love speed
love mdma
love benzos
hate weed
>>77860513
>not a c90
>>77860493
>>77860494
how new are you
it literally got said last thread, which you missed
welcome to /brit/
>>77860518
Are you me
Also love opiates
>>77860520
>c90 at full speed
>crash
>get a lightly scratched elbow
>>77860518
love weed and coke
hate the rest
>>77860520
>>77860513
those aren't bikes theyre just numbers
>>77860513
How many cc's?
don't necessarily think money or tony blair is a bad thing
>>77860477
don't wanna die that way but i wouldn't mind it
would get drunk with you and ride the motorbike until we crash into something if ya want x
>>77860495
ama neet
>>77860567
Utter runt
Those are the 2 most overrated drugs
>>77860521
do you check through every thread you missed since hte last one before starting to post?
love weed
love benzos
love cocaine
love methcathinones
love ket
love opiates (a bit)
love amphetamines
hate alcohol
love booze
don't care about weed
hate mdma/most other stims
I only like weed in its edible form
imagine taking drugs
would kill myself in seconds if i ever became that much of a degenerate
>>77860571
GSXR are letters tho
>>77860583
1000
>>77860621
all weed is edible
>>77860605
Thought everyone did.
mushrooms>all other drugs
>>77860626
no you wouldn't
>>77860628
Madman. Enjoy. I'd probably kill myself accidentally on one of those
MDMA + psychs all you need
anything else is is expensive wank
>>77860661
alri terence
>>77860612
all this except add:
hate MDMA
Ever notice how they're stuffing chocolates with biscuits, raisins, hazels and God knows what? Investigate cocoa butter production, food for thought...
>>77860628
know bugger all bout bikes but thats a nice un'
>>77860676
feels a shame to wreck the bike Tbh
Should have just gotten an old SRAD
>drugs
Someone do me a favour and hat these cretins.
redpill: MDMA is shit, trips are fun
have eaten beans 3 days in a row now
bit worried
how can anyone hate mdma unless you abuse the shit out of it
>>77860703
What's an srad?
How on earth does someone hate MDMA?
imagine being such a lost cause melt you have opinions on several kinds of drugs
>>77860626
you'd probably be pretty happy with the situation while you were high
>>77860717
makes me feel awful after just one use
>>drugs
>Someone do me a favour and hat these cretins.
>>77860713
why?
>>77860713
State of your bowels
>>77860717
i take stims daily for adhd
it completely strips the stim effect off it and it just makes me feel weird
>>77860711
>not doing ecstasy and psychedelics
love mdma
love mushrooms
hate cocaine
hate weed
>>77860723
Old GSXR
can pick them up for less than £1k
>>77860755
nah i do coke, ket and dmt
>>77860755
candyflipping is amazing 2bh
>>77860749
mummy bought a lot of them and there's nothing else to eat apart from corned beef
did drugs regularly for several years and I'm just bored of them now
>>77860786
>candyflipping
fuck off yank
>>77860777
Looks like a marshmellow. What sort of power do those make?
>>77860786
Yeah I candyflip every friday if I'm not doing anything
>>77860783
Ket and DMT is the combo lad
Rate this bike lads
can buy it for £1200
DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE FUKKIN DRUUUUUUGLSSS LMOOOOOOAAAAAA
>>77860804
120-30 bhp
>>77860823
Can't go wrong with a poor man's monster. Sweet bikes
>>77860830
Virgin
>>77860823
looks naked. Bare.
>I don't need to get high I get high off life
Had a scotch egg AND a stake party for dinner
>>77860848
what the heck dude. take some weed bro chill the fuk out lmao
>>77860842
I actually just sold a Ducati monster to buy an SV
pic related
THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
>motorbikes
>le epic drugs
Would rather have leftypol than this rubbish.
sniff speed and watch porn all day
>>77860882
He got arrested
>>77860872
Body slammed anyone?
>>77860896
your wish is my command
>>77859418
>blowUP
kek