The man who (nearly) saved the world edition
Foch was right.
rorkism is a mental disorder requiring immediate institutionalisation
ah yes, saving the world by destroying it
the unconventional genius of the german mind
>>77856666
good post
have a nice day, love you <3 and love hitler <3
>>77856666
/brit/ is a rorke general sweaty
>>77856666
have a theory that rorkeism is linked to manletism and stems from the physical fear of being unable to defend themselves if a nignog engaged in physical
'zu
In a world gone insane, sanity is a mental disorder.
>>77856709
outstanding post
DO IT AGAIN
>anyone who doesn't want a communist revolution is a rorke!!!!!!!
>>77856721
good post
who here /classical liberal/
simple as
egg
nog
Keep posting feet
>>77856615
best part was when he shot himself like the wimpy little cuck he was instead of taking the big communist cock like his beloved master race women did
nig
>>77856755
ummm racist much?
sue
>>77856719
how can one man be so perfect
post joocy slags
>>77856756
dan schneider needs to be euthanised
>>77856770
cannot stand asians
dog eating insectoid runts
>>77856719
>>77856785
what are the ethical and moral differences between eating a dog and eating a cow?
>>77856763
didn't happen according to the FBI
https://vault.fbi.gov/adolf-hitler/adolf-hitler-part-01-of-04/view
>>77856805
chang
>>77856785
I don't mind the dog eating. It's the alive dog boiling and skinning that is annoying.
>>77856805
can genuinely smell the chinky emanating from this post like wavy stink lines
wanted to watch the cenk shapiro debate (where i understand shapiro won) but they talk about boring american shit like healthcare and taxes. kinda just wanted to see shapiro lay into muzzies and lefties and blow them the fuck out like he always does
Who /neet/ here?
>>77856783
Just woke up. Are Tilde and Ebin here yet?
>>77856805
We don't throw live cows in boiling water.
business idea: mandatory unionisation of the entire workforce
might have a job
I can finally leave this godforsaken fudge hole
>>77856770
good post
>>77856805
theres nothing ethical or moral about farming animals for meat so bit of a stupid question.
>>77856842
was posting here as a neet for two entire years and now I'm both employed and studying, it doesn't change much
>>77856832 (You)
You
>>77856837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCnEAH5wCzo
>>77856834
who?
doing an ASMR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8NwpAuE_J0
watching the latest video from our favourite jew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vupHJbXVSZc
>>77856837
*costs associated with any economic activity whatsoever obliterate the free market and global trade, plunging the planet into an immediate third world war and the twilight zone of human civilisation*
unions should be banned and all human rights suspended the moment you sign a contract with your employer
>>77856853
studing hard? or hardly studying?
hahah feel free to use that one
>>77856892
j-just him or can anyone use it?
Asking for a friend
>>77856891
great post
Bit prejudiced against racists and the like lads.
>>77856911
so much for the tolerant left
was told the free market would fix it but have yet to see any repairs done
>>77856891
oh no, those dirty poors wanting better wages and conditions, the utter horror
>>77856827
I just listened to that on my mp3 player whilst laid in bed. Half-slept through some of it, but nobody mentioned muslims. Cenk embarrassed himself by trying to showboat his way past Shapiro and getting pummeled by calm, rational facts though.
At the end Cenk was going "USA! USA! USA!" to get the crowd chanting with him but the crowd went quiet as soon as Shapiro started talking, like a bunch of schoolkids going quiet when a teacher they respect starts talking.
what if the working class consent tho?
>>77856925
It's 'fixing' in the bookie sense you dumbo.
>>77856906
call the king a bender you bent nonce twat
business idea: distribute lottery winnings equally among all ticket buyers.
GIRUGAMESH
cant believe i tried to snort a valium lmao
'ent had a shag in about 2 (two) year lads
>>77856941
the "working class" doesn't act as a unified body when it comes to employment negotiations, precisely because not all workers are unionised and because the employer holds the power
>>77856964
Business idea: social mobility scooter
>>77856973
What are you like?
>>77856941
nobody in the working class can consent to anything in their lives due to the effects of power + prejudice in our societies, the effects of being poor and powerless destroy rational thought and render them puppets to the capitalist creed, soulless braindead consumer drones born to live and die as mindless slaves to the newest iphone or mcdonalds deal
>>77856939
i saw some clips and cenk was quite rude and condescending to the audience. kept calling the audience uneducated. arrogant sandnog twat.
britain cries out for socialism
blair and thatcher saved this country from the great unwashed
I don't agree with May's policies but I fully support her in deference to her status as the first democratically elected PM in the Western world.
I hope one day we will have our first female king.
any fashy lads in
>"A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for?"
Wish I had the fortitude to maintain hope for my own ambitions
>>77856993
He got booed a few times for being so far up his own arse.
>>77856991
brilliant post
^
whole bunch of rubbish posts up there
lets try and keep it clean down here
v
>>77857015
hmm yes, destroying all british industry and letting in a few million brown people saved britain
got two weeks off at work and told people I was going to book a last minute flight, gonna look like a right twat now I've lost my bank card. found a right deal to arrecife too
saw an article on the DM yesterday about a lady ripping into a paki for wearing a veil, when the lady herself had a dole pole lmao
*poos on the post above me*
*poos on the poster below me*
>>77857068
grim little tabloid-munching rodent
>>77857048
deeeeeannnnooooooooo
>>77857031
own a suit very much like that. wore it to my graduation. got called sharp and other synonyms for well-dressed on multiple occasions. not a chubster like him though.
*waits to post so i don't get pooed on*
>>77857031
>t. gchq
speaking of poo
parents hid the biscuit tin again
>>77857048
told my colleagues the same lad. pussied out and now i'm going to sit at home playing video games for an entire week, might have to get a sunbed before i go back so i can at least pretend i left the house
>>77857083
wahey I pooed on you! haha
>>77857088
this is a working class normie general, I'm unironically going to 'biza with the lads next summer
Russia has been quite mature and patient with all the rabid lefty allegations of election tampering and hackings.
Trying to make an RPG rn.
Every time I look into drugs, what I learn is the natural version is medicine, and the industrial version is a drug.
Wine is alright, Vodka is bad. Cannabis is alright, Synthetic Weed is bad. Opium is alright, Heroine is bad. Tobacco is alright, Cigarettes are bad.
Most people don't know that regular opium that's smoked in Asia is less addictive than nicotine, and only mildly psychoactive. Unlike pills and tar that make people lose their minds and enslaves them.
Plants aren't bad. Refined and concentrated derivatives of natural medicine are what ruin lives.
>>77857114
mummy had the gall to hide the timtams after she came home with the daily nutritional appeasements today, afraid to say she's sleeping with the fishes now
mmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmm speed
>>77857117
kitty kot :3
CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrVDATvUitA
make man pay like tennants
>>77857124
my new bank card comes early next week, might have lost my bottle by then
did he go back to canada?
>>77857130
I'm going to Japan and Thailand with the missus in October
>>77857151
>classical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuXpAAt2ErU
Is Tim, dare I say it, /ourguy/?
>>77857144
>tfw constantly need to piss
>>classical
https://youtu.be/VelJndAj4oc
This guy is pretty good at explaining it.
Seriously though, we humans have a tendency to throw the baby out with the bath water. Cannabis, wine, opium, even tobacco have medicinal qualities along with psychoactive effects. What we do is we isolate the psychoactive element, abuse it, we lose all the benefits of the natural substance, and inevitably it does us harm.
Keep it natural. And that's not hippy clap-trap. We're suited to the environment we evolved on. Of course we aren't suited to hyper-refined hyper-concentrated crap. What does hyper-refined, hyper-concentrated food do to us? It makes us obese.
revolution
all british people are talking about it
Love Island was one of the most successful propaganda pieces in decades
>Corbyn will never run
>Corbyn will never get elected by the Labour members
>Corbyn will never find any frontbenchers
>Corbyn will never hold on to power
>Corbyn will never win re-election with an increased majority
>Corbyn will never bring the party out of debt
>Corbyn will never sing the national anthem
>Corbyn will never come back from 25%
>Corbyn will never prevent the LibDems from becoming the new opposition
>Corbyn will never support labours postion on Trident
>Corbyn will never support hard Brexit
>Corbyn will never abolish tuition fees
>Corbyn will never fully cost his manifesto
>Corbyn will never breach 30%
>Corbyn will never win over the working class
>Corbyn will never win over Liberals
>Corbyn will never win over Conservatives
>Corbyn will never win over lost UKIP voters
>Corbyn will never win over SNP voters
>Corbyn will never bring his party ahead in approval ratings
>Corbyn will never gain after Manchester
>Corbyn will never rally the North
>Corbyn will never close the gap to 5%
>Corbyn will never breach 40%
>>Corbyn will never breach 45%
YOU ARE HERE
>Corbyn will never be PM
>Corbyn will never reverse tax and spending cuts
>Corbyn will never establish a National Education Service
>Corbyn will never renationalise the rails without compensation
>Corbyn will never federalise the UK
>Corbyn will never get a good Brexit deal
>Corbyn will never dismantle the EU
>Corbyn will never abolish the monarchy
>Corbyn will never declare himself Chairman
>Corbyn will never send the Tory press to the gulags
>>77856697
I'm literally the tallest, fittest, most muscular man in /brit/ and also the resident turbororke.
My head never feels clear, never feel like I can concentrate on anything very well
>>77857231
shant
tayfeet
bestfeet
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_McGonagall
this is the funniest opening paragraph of any wikipedia page i've seen yet
>>77857243
get some speed
>>77857231
this
>>77857254
And I shan’t be reading it
>>77857131
Dems are projecting. They tried their hardest to rig it and failed. Now, like the hypocrites they are, they're acting like they were innocent and it was the GOP that rigged it, by allowing Russia to expose the Clinton campaign's lies and rigging and make people not like Clinton. If Clinton's people had been honest, there wouldn't have been anything to leak, but no, lefties need to be allowed to be corrupt as fuck and any interference is grounds for impeachment.
>>77857231
>won over every demographic
>still lost
???
>>77857280
fuck off yank
https://youtu.be/DjgmAt4JFAs
Oxford Health appointment in 2 days
Myers–Briggs classifications are pseudosience
>>77857280
FOY
>>77857254
>Fox tossing (German: Fuchsprellen) was a popular competitive blood sport in parts of Europe in the 17th and 18th centuries, which involved throwing live foxes and other animals high into the air. It was practiced by members of the aristocracy in an enclosed patch of ground or in a courtyard, using slings with a person on each end to catapult the fox upwards. It was particularly popular for mixed couples, though it was hazardous for both the tossed animals and the people launching them. Sometimes the terrified animals would turn on the tossers, and the outcome for the tossed animals was usually fatal.
>>77857327
the netherlands are pseudoscience
>>77857280
t. increasingly nervous drumpfkin
>>77856702
>>77856770
>Throughout his life McGonagall seemed oblivious to the general opinion of his poems, even when his audience were pelting him with eggs and vegetables. Author Norman Watson speculates in his biography of McGonagall that the poetaster may have been on the "autism-Asperger's spectrum".
/ourguy/
good philip has gone, now for the queen
>>77857331
what up history
foxtrot uniform charlie kilo
>>77857295
all but old people*
>An interesting oversight on the Nazi's part was the proximity of the camp's SS hospital and the infamous Krema I gas chamber, which operated between 1941 and 1943. The gas chamber which was vented through roof-mounted extractors after every gassing, was a mere couple of metres from the hospital's open windows. Of course the Germans have always been a bit dull, so it's no surprise really.
>Lieutenant General Sir Adrian Paul Ghislain Carton de Wiart[1] VC, KBE, CB, CMG, DSO (5 May 1880 – 5 June 1963) was a British Army officer born of Belgian and Irish parents, and recipient of the Victoria Cross, the highest military decoration awarded for valour "in the face of the enemy" in various Commonwealth countries.[2] He served in the Boer War, First World War, and Second World War; was shot in the face, head, stomach, ankle, leg, hip, and ear; survived two plane crashes; tunnelled out of a prisoner-of-war camp; and tore off his own fingers when a doctor refused to amputate them. Describing his experiences in the First World War, he wrote, "Frankly I had enjoyed the war."[3]
>>77856939
>At the end Cenk was going "USA! USA! USA!" to get the crowd chanting with him
debating in the USA jfl
gf is having an eppy because the doctors won't give her more pills
why do so many left wingers like hezbollah?
Need a cuddle
>>77857394
First I was like
>>77857406
gotta like something
>>77856615
>every single one of them are baldng
ah, yes, the masterrace
But then I was like
http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/gems/the-famous-tay-whale
this is not a very good poem
>>77857455
but a bunch of islamists, antisemites and theocrats?
>The Wicked Bible, sometimes called Adulterous Bible or Sinners' Bible, is the Bible published in 1631 by Robert Barker and Martin Lucas, the royal printers in London, which was meant to be a reprint of the King James Bible. The name is derived from a mistake made by the compositors: in the Ten Commandments (Exodus 20:14), the word "not" in the sentence "Thou shalt not commit adultery" was omitted, thus changing the sentence into "Thou shalt commit adultery".
I'll murder any nigga there step in the circle
big proponent of experimental drug use
>McGonagall has been lampooned as the worst poet in British history. The chief criticisms are that he is deaf to poetic metaphor and unable to scan correctly. His only apparent understanding of poetry was his belief that it needed to rhyme.
big experimenter with the propellant drug use
>>77857473
I bet you faggots kiss girls
you can buy 1kg of frozen vegetables for less than $5, why do fatties complain about healthy food being expensive again?
>>77857473
>>77857500
big proponent of this gimmick
>>77857484
mboko
>>77857508
never kissed anyone
>>77857510
>frozen vegetables
enjoy your nonutrition
popcorn for breakfast lads
on the train
Think I might be black lads. Made a really creamy soup the other night and it shot straight out me bum not long after
>asos refuse to refund the underwear that I wore
WTF
might hire a thai goon to break into thairunt's apartment and post "the king is a bender" on /brit/ using his computer
Just had a hack attack
>>77857522
I'm fairly certain frozen veggies retain most of their nutrients
whaling is a shit go for whales let them be
>>77857530
bent twat
poopcorn for breakfast lads
I never felt like a true Briton. I don't fit in here. I've decided to move to Japan. I feel I'll be able to adapt to their culture very easily and eventually find the girl of my dreams.
>>77857473
not boy feet so FUCK OFF
>>77857529
Lactose is the white man's enzyme. Jog on, wog.
>>77857522
yeah totally m8
>mandela sings a song
>genocide confirmed
>hitler writes a book called The Holocaust and Me: (This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby)
>we need to look at the context and not jump at conclusions
baffling
>>77857578
I can eat cheese and other dairy products with no problem though (Unless it's really old and gross)
>>77857587
>>77857536
Don't trust the frozen jew, they uh, the nutrients melt away when you microwave them!
>>77857578
Lactase you mean sweaty x
>>77857545
dare you to edit this one too
love canadians
>>77857590
oi mate do you know where Kimberly is? Got a spare 20 that needs spending
>>77857572
Just be careful. I heard that when a Jap lad gets a new sword or learns a new move, he goes into the street and just starts "testing it" on random people.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsujigiri
>>77857572
yeah just dont do any whaling and its sweet
Lactase is the mongol nomad goatmilkers enzyme.
>>77857590
who said that lad?
>dare you to edit this one too
God Sikhs are so based
>>77857661
fuck off
>>77857681
laughed out loud (lol) at this
going to heem this australian into the stratosphere in a minute
>look it me oym siff ifrican mayte
>>77857661
John Q. Gimmick
>>77857671
aw you saved my pic
Here I added a little
>>77857693
Alri Levi
>>77857720
Ah yes good lad that one
>>77857714
fuck off
going to subscribe one more friend for 300usd/month
>>77857692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTY4FAktBwI
NEED a pet yank whose tummy I can rub.
>>77857753
Been thinking of getting in on the ground floor on this likewise.
after decades of study, i have come to the conclusion that french music is the pinnacle of human civilisation
how do ya like that pommies
>>77857738
i'm an absolute sucker for baneposting
Why are black girls bald in Africa?
Hahaha
Spitting Images' (I've Never Met) A Nice South African song was a bit out of order if you ask me. I normally like John Lloyd but you can't go shitting on millions of people indiscriminately like that. There's little South African kids never done anybody any harm, and John Lloyd wants us to believe they're utter cunts.
Bit harsh, innit?
>>77857798
alri gainsbourg
>>77857798
Is that you?
>>77857764
>>77857818
eyelids are heavy
>>77857798
you've posted this literally dozens of times
the spitfire rises
hitler more like shitler
there was a young man from nantucket
who's cock was so long he could suck it
as he wiped off his chin
he said with a grin
if my ear was a cunt i could fuck it
denmark more like skidmark
>>77857873
HAHAHAHAhAHUAHEUAHEAUEHAUEHAEUHAUHEAUEHAUEHAUEHAUHEAUEUFHGDAJLGHFDGJGVAFDNGAHFDLIBHADJDSHFGLZKJHG
hate computer hackers
hate marcus hausen
hate oxford health
hate cheryl
>>77857845
not jealous that france is better than the uk are we?
>>77857873
alri
sucking your own cock is much less pleasurable than I thought because the sensation of having a penis in your mouth is much stronger than that of getting brain
Oh, how it feels to know that I'm worth saving,
And that everything's alright my baby.
Ain't got nine lives, but she'll be just fine,
If I'm there, to hold her.
And all these words form in my chest,
And just burst out of my mouth.
And I'm slowly taking in, but I'm speaking way too loud.
It's not true, all the things they say about you.
It's not true, all the things they say about you.
It's not true,
all the things they say about you.
>that of getting brain
What did he mean by this?
>>77857913
be that as it may, it remains an irrelevant aside to the point most prescient at the table forthwith
business idea- use @ when replying to all non-British posters
hate you
France more like frrBBBBRRAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPNNNNNsssssss
having some meatloaf
>>77857944
>these words form in my chest
Biologically impossible. I think you'll find words actually form in the left frontal lobe of the brain, which is not in the chest but actually in the head.
wheres the new thread?
>>77857944
This isn't show up in google...
Fuck off songwriting normie cunt.
FUCK
OFF
FUCK OFF
Is that poetic?
>>77857956
Extra effort, bad idea. Discarded.
>>77857981
WATCH YOURSELF THERE MATEY
>>77857984
It might be a translation of a foreign song.
Bugger all in for dindins.
>>77857807
agree
Literal vampire potbellied goblins are hobbling around coming after us
@77857988
No effect at all you cunt.
>>77858042
dumb phoneposter
Runt has just expended extra effort to reply to me, whilst I reply with less effort to a greater effect.
Baffling!
saw a muslim man at the store today shopping with his son and wife (daughter maybe) who was white
i looked over at her for a few seconds and she gave me a big smile but i kept a blank face and looked back at the shelf i was browsing before she even finished her smile
/blog
>>77858015
I hope you don't think that's the prevailing attitude towards S. Africans in this country. I've met exactly one South African (other than yourself) and he was alright. I was in a Beatles tribute band and he had an open topped truck, and agreed to drive it through the Lord Mayor's Parade with us on the back playing Beatles songs for thousands of people.
love Boogie Nights as a song
love Boogie Nights as a film
simple as
WELL EXCUUUUUSE MEEEEEEE
...
10 grand
Trying to register on pornhub (to favourite vids) and they need a captcha but it's not showing up
Fuck sake
>>77858076
You sound a right bender
>>77858090
NO WANK FOR THE YANK
NO WANK FOR THE YANK
NO WANK FOR THE YANK
NO WANK FOR THE YANK
NO WANK FOR THE YANK
finishing a smile lads
>>77858054
Jesus, you utter bellend.
>>77858109
was giving you the benefit of the doubt for the frankly embarrassing incorrect word and reddit punctuation but fair enough, throw yourself under the bus if you want mate
Stupendously IDIOTIC phoneposter
WHERE THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE TILDE AND EBIN!!!!
MAKING ME A BIT ANGRY TBQH
>>77858138
fuck off twat
not a fan of unironic autists, not gonna lie
>>77858138
they've gone back to where they once belonged
want you all to know i'm not wanking today
>>77858165
You fuck off.
>>77858188
They belong here.
>>77858192
bit gay
>order something
>pay an extra tenner to have it "before 12pm on Wednesday August 2nd"
>still not here
Someone's getting sued into an early grave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FH1tzSWfKQ
>>77858192
Yeah I know
*sucks you off*
that's why
If David Icke and Alex Jones are exposing all these illuminati secrets, how come they're allowed such huge audiences instead of getting bumped off like Bill Cooper, JFK, Princess Di, Seth Rich, Bill Colby, Antonin Scalia, Chester Bennington, etc?
>>77858101
In your dreams gay boy.
In a cafe run by Christian volunteers and I swear half the clientele are YANKS
£1 for a pot of tea and a biscuit though so I’m not complaining
How can we dance
When our earth is turning
How do we sleep
While our beds are burning
>>77858253
Sounds like here tbqh
>>77858236
Who gives a FUCK
>>77858253
if all the poles were replaced with yanks how would you feel then
need a cute lad to cuddle and kiss me tbqh
>>77858283
frustrated at work
>>77858283
Never met a pole to my knowledge so that would be great actually
>>77858279
nwo shill detected
enjoy the seventh circle of hell
>>77858283
yanks are the perfect servant race
HELLO..hello...hello..ello...lo
Feel fat and gay
a Egg
>>77858236
they're controlled opposition who discredit actual conspiracy theories and mislead the general population
notice how icke says everyone in power is a lizard?
notice how jones never mentions the jews?
>>77858422
fatty batty
>>77858422
I feel American today too
I feel fat and sassy
Which 1 lads? Anyone seen both?
>>77858477
They're both pretty decent
Baby Driver's probably more enjoyable
sniffing whizz and wanking all damn day
gay means happy
>>77858477
they have cinemas in africa?
>>77858499
K thanks. Maybe I'll see Memekirk tomorrow night
>>77858466
FOY
>>77858520
Yeah this one's solid too. Huge theaters and screens. Annoying arabic subtitles though because they're sourced from the gulf
*starts heeming yanks at random*
Big fat smelly retarded yanks
my cat is like HITLER
>paying money to sit in a dark room and have propaganda blasted into your eyes and ears
VERY good goy
woke up to another half-eaten jew at the end of my bed
im not a expert (hate em') but shouldn't this line being going up?
>paying money to sit in a dark room and have propaganda blasted into your eyes and ears
>VERY good goy
>>77858593
>hate em'
>em'
>>77858604
alas, the small brained one is you
>>77858604
alas, the small brained one is you
>>77858593
the US has been systematically devaluing their currency to make it more competitive against the euro
JAV collection is getting out of control
already over 5TB
>alas, the small brained one is you
Next post is getting a (You) - GUARANTEED
fuck you too
doing a poo
Here you go.
>>77858670
>>77858652
you realise simply quoting me doesn't counter my argument right?
listening to free techno
>>77858686
hat
>>77858652
you're a cog in the jewish machine
>you realise simply quoting me doesn't counter my argument right?
>you realise simply quoting me doesn't counter my argument right?
>>77858709
>>77858706
>>77858699
like flies to a shit
Many realisations have come to me of late
>>77858709
lol fucked it
>>77858718
not even the hatposter desu
"You realise simply quoting me doesn't counter my argument right?"
-Anonymous
>>77858737
t. pathetic neet brainlet
imaging paying to be brainwashed by jews
HOWLING
>>77858718
>a shit
ya got that right you arse
>>77858752
I'm sorry your argument got countered, Anon.