female edition
taxation is theft
Yanks.
commence strafing run
*peppers toilet bowl with poolets*
yanks OUT
British cocks
starting my day the right way with a bloody mary
'zu
requesting Brit vocaroo:
Jaguar
Gorilla
Exponentially
Gasoline
doing a giggle
>youtube will isolate offensive videos that don't violate its ToS in order to help manage "extremist" content
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Requesting Brit vocaroo:
Pip pip cheerio
God save the queen
Bloody 'ell
Yeehaw, yodelayeehoo
>>77854923
OOOO ME SEE BOOBY
ME MAN, ME LIKE SEE BOOBY
ME WANT TO SEX THAT FEMALE
ME LIKEY SEE NAKED FEMALE PARTS
>>77854923
>>77854957
>>>/reddit/
>>77854937
moo
>>77854965
>t.roastie
>>77854965
great post
>>77854927
fuck off yank
>>77854966
Wish I could send dogeboin or ARK to this post
>>77854927
Thanks for reminding me how much I despise that sloppy Yank slur
>Ehksponenshleeeeee
>>77854937
grim
yankmods are the worst
need a yank gf
>>77855016
h-hi
need a posh gf with qt feet
don't understand the mentality behind men that feel the need to share fapbait on the internet with other men
it's a bit bent really
they've made heterosexuality bent
>>77855034
are you female?
the anime gf
>>77855039
It's a psyop
>>77854927
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16vyJgDNgw7
>>77855060
lol
like thin lipped british islander women
>>77855055
thikkkkk
Attractive in a certain way
>>77855055
paedo
>>77855060
10/10
Beautiful job.
>>77855078
if you cut off everything below her nose she's a stunner
any dunkino man in
>>77855089
ty x
>>77855060
you sound like my fucking boss, please gib raise
>>77855119
yeah alright mate here you go
*drops it on the ground*
now pick it up, runt.
>>77855039
they dream to be sexually attractive girls :^)
>>77855134
nice virgin spacing
Sup /brit/ its 5:25am here in argentina.
>>77855060
Good job
>>77855151
alri lad
>Brexit supporters think leaving the EU is worth 'significant economic damage'
>Older voters are more likely to hold these extreme views
Absolutely howling that your old farts are so eager to sabotage the economy when they won't have to live with the consequences.
business idea: pop music made with fart noises and then call it poop music
>>77855166
hello nigger
>>77855187
Hip hop already exist
>>77855094
Should get one of those flying jackets
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fYnW1yaUfv
the cancer's come back and it's even more aggressive than the last time around
really doubt I'll make it to next summer
>>77855203
If you want to look like an autistic nerd, sure.
>t. Bought aviation goggles but never wear them because I look like an autistic nerd with them on
>>77855166
>'significant economic damage'
the only economic damage will be from the so-called "brexit bill" that the UK shouldn't even pay
>>77855230
jacket is different
also
post pics
>>77855134
yes mr. halperin
*picks up the brexit bill*
>>77855229
just cut down on the posting
>>77855253
if only that could undo 40 years of unhealthy lifestyle and 25 years of smoking, lad, if only
>>77855230
you just need a hat like this, then tell everyone you are an author or film (movie in your speak) producer. easy to pull off the goggles then.
gf just sent me this, not sure why she didn't send the rest of the pic???
>>77855293
>tfw eat junk food and drink soda every day
>>77855294
>british fashion
Velveeta is the shit
fite me
>>77855316
better cut it out
lest you end up like me
300,000 dollars in debt with no hair and no family
and but a few months left to live
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TzRuVuQiiO
neurotypicals are highly autistic
ah yes the dying of cancer gimmick has fused with the pretending to be old gimmick
>>77855346
i'm 29 and gave up on life 10 years ago. the best thing about my day is knowing i'm one day closer to my inevitable death
>>77855346
are you being serious or just messing about?
>>77855349
Hey, pal. It seems like you forgot to plug your microphone into your computer.
>>77855329
>>77855190
Hi Chang
>>77855235
>american education
>>77855371
Esto me ha pasado, cuando era gordo mi hermana me hacia bullyng, entonces empece a levantar pesas y quede normal con algo de musculo y me volvà comunista.
messing my willy about
>>77855349
Jesus, it's like they could be walking among us right now, damn anglos blend in like a mf
>>77855378
>>77855395
great post
>>77855378
fuck off yank
>>77855309
BRAVO NOLAN
R
A
V
O
N
O
L
A
DUNKINO
>>77855379
Yeah, but he wasn't wearing a cap with that godawful print.
took my grandkids for a walk earlier
pity I won't be able to see their shining smiling faces soon
3.5g of speed just arrived
>>77855413
gotta get with the times lad, the print is there to distract them from your general physical repulsiveness, the goggles to shield the red predator eyes. fashion is distraction from reality.
i unironically want europe to collectively FUCK ITSELF with all its pseudo-progressive commie HORSE SHIT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzN4Ep5Jkgk
hehehe (I didn't dream it)
In this veiled dream on a white night
the tenacious son of your enemy
the oh-so-hangman dines, distinguished
a night made od crystal that breaks to pieces.
I didn't dream it
(he straightened up and gave you your luck)
and he offered himself better than ever
Don't look, please! And don't turn on the lights...
the image disfigurated you.
This film gives an exquisite image
guys are like little bombs
the best road to the parrot's cave
for guys that don't sleep at night.
I didn't dream it
You were running adrift
I didn't dream it
the blinded eyes open wide.
The final montage is very curious,
it's really entretaining
you're walking, unaware, into the dark crowd
tiranizing everyone who loved you.
Olga Sudorova...
Chernobil Vodka
Poor Olga! She died!
>>77855430
good lad
I drank too much tea today
brits need to pay for their crimes against the chinese and indians to be honest
>>77855433
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e7pZ9Sk6ML
>>77855477
chubby yank
>>77855430
tipping off the rozzers
me lads
>>77855477
fatty
>>77855482
sharting
black pigeon speaks
>>77855491
Remember when Australia entered a meat pie into an Asian cook-off?
/brit/ should just be its own board
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMVSw2xS3sA
A bit of french love
A young girl
(like you like)
That girl came to console you
A bit of french love
doesn't bite her tongue, no
(she's not honest, but you like to hear her...)
It's a pretty portion
with a flaw (a flaw or two)
And is a cocktaail that doesn't mix by itself.
She wants, if she wants more
(you can't trick her)
Is a glass of the best
when she laughs
The luxury is vulgarity
she said and she conquered me
(ants don't eat of that honey).
Anyone here part of a death kult?
Asking for a friend
Reminder that New Zealand eats more meat pies per capita than Australia
>>77855508
he's a fat nerd with yellow fever
gonna do a poo now
bellend is coated in bits of cheesy fabric for some reason
>>77855548
real men have yellow fever
Holocaust deniers are a dishonest, disingenuous lot.
>>77855549
jealous of your bowel movements
any constipated man in?
wish I had British gf to let me lick jam off her feet
feel restless!
might book this, thoughts
>>77855580
wahey #ontour
>>77855567
Real men love men and only use women for procreation and domesticity.
>Millenial Woes
the fucking woe is we generation in a nutshell
sitting in a barely lit room smoking cheap cigs and just complaining about life
very scintillating commentary
>>77855580
mate you can fly to barca return for less than 100
>>77855568
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VLg0q6LpRD
>>77855580
should've looked at tickets earlier
i feel like life was forced upon me, i never got a say in this, and now it seems i am expected to like it or care about it
>>77855477
we've paid them back in buying their food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjPA7CXutDw
The Matador
They are looking for you matador!
They tell me the Matador was born in the barracks
If we talk about killing, my words themselves kill
It hasn't been very long since the Leon Santillan fell
And now I know that at any moment I am going to be next.
Ahh matador.... Ahh matador.. Where are you matador?
Ahh matador... Ahh matador...
The matador tells me they are looking for me
I am waiting for them in empty thought
Crouching in the darkest corner of my bedroom
Gun in hand, I wait for my end
Ahh matador... Ahh matador...
The fuzz(police) is looking for you matador
The fuzz is going to arrest you matador...
Matador...!! Matador...!! Where are you matador?
Matador, don't go, matador..!! matador..!!
Oh yeah matador..!! matador..!! matador..!!
Wind of liberty, fighting blood
In the pockets of the town the old ones coward
The sharpness of daytime exists in my night
Murmurs, bullfights of hits in the door
The police force has arrived
ahh matador.. ahh matador..
look brother how you were finished off
for fighting for a better world
What a sound, they are bullets that hit me
they trap me, i resist. Victor Jara is not quiet.
Matador..!! Matador..!! they are looking for you
Matador..!! Matador..!! they are looking for you
Oh yeah matador..!!, matador..!! brave matador
They tell me about the matador in over 100 neighborhoods in Buenos Aires
I cannot be afraid, my words are bullets
Bullets of peace, bullets of justice
I am the voice of those that were silenced unjustly
Because only he can think differently, oh God
Saint Mary of Buenos Aires if only everything were better
Matador..!! Matador..!! If only everything were better.
MAtador..!! Matador..!! Where are you going matador?
matador..!! ohh yeah..
matador..!! matador..!!
I love this song
>>77855608
This, but it's an audio clip of Himmler talking about the extirmination of the Jews
>>77855648
Mickey 3D's toreador is better
>>77855580
Barcelona's some some pretty neat things to see 2bh
any girl (male) man in?
>>77855597
speak for yourself you useless rodent
if your life consists of nothing but moping around and being mentally and physically unhealthy that's on you
if woes speaks to you it's because you're a wasteman
>>77855663
It's matador as well, am a bit drunk already
>>77855674
>yank
>says wasteman
sort your life out, carlos
>>77855665
like nonce children at Lloret de Mar?
disgusting
Going to have a drink of vodka and a sniff of speed and get my day started
sometimes type 'caralog' instead of 'catalog' aha
asuka is best girl
>>77855580
>going to barcelona
mate go to valencia, a 3rd of the price and less tourists
>>77855724
Fewer
>>77855724
I actually would like to see the tomb of El Cid
>>77855713
Rei is much better.
>>77855737
Alright Oxbridge
>>135866949
not very nice
>>77855702
your life is not perhaps in the place it should be
shall be boarding a plane in 5 days to visit london and its surrounding areas for a couple weeks.
>>77855768
Honestly, it's just better, unless you specifically want to see something in bacrcelona
www.sas-alquilar.com
shall be boarding a plane in 1 day and laying in wait at heathrow airport to heem an american as he gets off his plane four days later
>>77855797
good timing, get it done before things go downhill
my one life dream is to get glassed by aussieman
>>77855603
this is with hotel lad, looking to go from LHR today/tonight
>>77855724
looking that up now, cheers lad. ideally looking for somewhere to hike with a quiet beach and very few normies
have laid the bait with my little american worm on the end of the hook, the greedy little bruce couldn't resist. Salivating at the thought of landing an atom-bomb punch square in his little dingo jaw
>>77855817
howling
>>77855841
cackling
why do 'zealanders always talk as if they have a cold
any update on the tim getting a gf situation lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IibXYWSBpZw
Classic...
She fell asleep to the warmth of the crowds
And I woke up wishing to dream about her
A while ago I thought about writing to her
To tell her that I never could avoid the traps of love
Of that love of light music
Nothing can free us, nothing else remains
I won't send her roses' ashes
Nor am I thinking about avoiding a secret caress
Of that love of light music
Nothing can free us, nothing else remains
Of that love of light music
Nothing can free us, nothing else remains
Nothing else
Nothing else remains
Nothing else remains
Nothing else remains
Nothing else remains
F E E T
E
E
T
>>77855872
It's winter
>>77855663
>>77855688
kek rude
>>77855887
peanut butter on roof of mouth sounding cunt
>>77855780
no, it is not
*snnnniiffffffff*
ahhhhhhhhhh
now it is
>>77855901
Whiny little toad
what happened to the lad on /pol/ in cardiff who was controlling a giant screen
have changed the reservations and altered the train bookings; i am going to Amsterdam Pride!!!
>you can cook a risotto in 5 minutes using a pressure cooker
HHUUUUUHH WHAAAA
los malvinas son estupido rocks
where do I find a slag like this?
>>77855901
>>77855915
No more brother wars
>>77855885
would love to caress her feet and eat her out
>>77855907
how big are your lines
>>77855926
she would snap you like a stale twiglet pet
>>77855919
me on top proving my dominance
>>77855915
ill come to dunedin to crush your skull sweaty x
>>77855924
4 yoo
>>77855928
*bombs a Serb kindergarten in self defence*
>>77855936
only like 5mg
prefer to do small bumps regularly
>>77855926
Bolton, Manchester, Glasgow etc
basically any shit hole up north
>>77855885
meh
*walks off*
Big fan of dunedin bands
NEED a slightly alcoholic brit rorke gf
>>77855946
a-and what would she do to my bollocks?
You're now thinking of that one girl you'd love to date, but can't approach because you don't have any introduction and you can't just randomly message someone.
>>77855962
that picture is from Luton
>>77855960
got a batch of some moist yellowish paste
drying it out atm
>>77855974
dont think these exist to be quite honest
>tfw you drop a 5mg bump line lads drugs lmao
>>77855976
cackle at them and fiddle them about with her baccy-stained fingers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNXG5vEtMtc
>>77855982
hate this gay little underage virgin post
sort yourself out
>>77855998
too squeaky, I'd find that stressful to be around
kinda want to boot it in the heed
>>77855993
HNNNNNNNNG
xanax sublingually
yeah or nah?
GAY
LITTLE
VIRGIN
>>77856021
not gonna make a difference, just swallow it
>>77856021
alri chomsky
what is this pepe representing?
>>77856014
damn it now i have to rewatch that hilarious boot in the head video
>... aaaand, a boot to the head.
>>77856014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXdiM-NjNZU
>>77855999
Messaging people you don't know and have no context with is creepy
>>77856038
Lotad, a Pokemon from gen 4
normie general
https://youtu.be/rnfSbFPowxY
:(
innit
egg
>>77856083
Fake picture
at a cursory glance /brit/ appears to be nothing more than a convoluted mess of mundane shitposting, but upon closer inspection you realize it's in fact a dense conglomeration of highly coordinated inside-jokes and gimmicks that takes months or years of lurking to comprehend
>>77856097
survey says... WRONG
>>77856085
thais are so grim
>>77856038
that's lotad, a pokemon.
it evolves into a mexican. typical.
>>77856113
poo poo shart bum yank
>>77856113
FOY
Business idea: Exclusively post bangers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDjt7VW5G5E
>>77856121
In what way?
>at a cursory glance /brit/ appears to be nothing more than a convoluted mess of mundane shitposting, but upon closer inspection you realize it's in fact a dense conglomeration of highly coordinated inside-jokes and gimmicks that takes months or years of lurking to comprehend
>>77856140
they're all money grabbing fake ass bitches
>>77856085
D-ROPPED
>>77856140
>>77856151
that and and also is not pretty
>>77856085
do these... 'ladies' have willies perchance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rf_3FgPtcA
Last one bye guys, two legends.
I pray for you
The untamed light
became flesh in me
and I left everything for this loneliness.
And I read magazines
in the storm
I made the sacrifice
I held the cross in the dawn.
I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray for you.
I died without dying
and I held on to the pain
and I left everything for this loneliness.
now the night came
and now I'm here
my body falls
I only see the cross in the dawn.
I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray for you.
And I healed my wounds
and I enlightened of love
And I burned the curtains
and I enlightened of love, of sacred love.
And then I prey.
>>77856137
https://youtu.be/e6lhRQZTsj0
>>77856151
>>77856152
>>77856168
roo
>>77856172
i don't think so
>>77856164
Why is it always a yank flag?
teh amgry puppers do me a heckin sadden
used to think drake was shit now i really like him
makes u think huh
egg
>>77856215
not really
*walks away and talks to someone else*
>>77856198
Little snooter does a heckin big bork!
>own eight ties and wear them to work on rotation
>get a new one (simple blue stripes) this weekend
>wear it to work today for the first time
>colleague immediately comments that she likes my new tie
What the fuck lads, are normies really this attentive? Is it just the women? I don't notice what people wear at all unless it's specifically brought to my attention, but this person noticed this perfectly normal tie isn't one of the eight perfectly normal ties I wore before. Blew my mind.
>what I learned from this year's E3 is...
10:37:48
>>77856240
>>77856247
shan't be buying anything this year
>>77856251
just FUCK off
love the smell of my own farts when i'm hungover lads
>>77856250
checked
if thailad was hungry he'd be thaihunger
It's like 09 in your basement and I'm in love with Nebby
if thainonce was one of the lads he'd be called thailad
love not being hungover and having a good diet
If thailad was just a fad he'd be thaifad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWAw2fUvKmU
let's not do this one today
any fashy lads in?
givin this a watch
good film so far
Every other time I try to post something using the campus network I discover the IP is blocked for posting illegal content.
Wonder who all the nonces posting that stuff are.
>>77856246
It's autism lad. It makes you have a very specific focus.
>>77856320
the fast and the furious franchise is really stretched for ideas
>>77856317
here, fashy goy looking for a trad qt gf
>>77856317
how many times now? dire
Met Thailad on a Safari in Chiang Mi ,Thailand during my travels. He had a huge passion for Elephants as was very much against people who use their Ivory as ornaments.
if thailad was a womaniser he'd be thaicad
if thailad was a fatty he be thaiflab
if two year olds could get pregnant he'd be thaidad
always wanna wank after a bit of speed
Watching porn and it's made me feel empty inside. Might veto this wank.
>>77856247
that black people exist?
might go to greggs and buy a yum yum with a £20 note
me and the gf
>>77856321
couple of times when I've been phoneposting my IP has been already banned because of fucking ribena
Any lads here ever heard "The Hum" ?
bog baron
gf's gonna run herself into a wheelchair before she's 50 at this rate
>here, fashy goy looking for a trad qt gf
one in seven americans is of an african persuasion, why should they be denied representation in the media?
>>77856400
How's that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoIR3j8Sl1I
enjoyable tunes desu
Haven't fapped at all this month so far.
Brexit is a nightmare the British populace cannot wake up from without a political revolution; something the fat cats and the party bosses fear even more than the untimely demise of their precious capital gained with the blood and tears of the starving masses assembled outside the gates of the foodbanks and homeless shelters across the country
>>77856379
gonna make myself an RPG.
ffs yanks
>>77856411
Because they're niggers.
>>77856298
this desu
>>77856396
it's a load of toss
just schizos hearing their own mad echoes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsTACGVoNLw
Sardines on toast is the best brekkie lads
prove me wrong
>>77856418
she's got clicky knees yet runs ~60k a month
other day at the cinema she was sat down for just 2 hours and said her knees felt like they were on fire
>>77856431
alri rorké
>>77856317
bunch of skinnyfat losers
business idea: declare myself an antipope and wage a holy crusade against the vatican
>>77856446
you're wrong. well that was easy.
>>77856459
haha was just thinking of doing that myself x
>>77856455
yer welcome cuck
>>77856459
business idea: declare myself an antelope and run away from lions
business idea: work my way up the cardinals
>>77856430
who's Stan? Why Will Ferrell?
thank goodness that dusty old racist Phillip is being put out to pasture today
>>77856487
>>77856493
Stan is an Australian competitor to Netflix
the working class is strongly far right in most countries because they've fallen hook line and sinker for the neoconservative bile of reactionaries controlling the media and the "free press", I wish they would organise against the capitalist system and classist prejudice infecting society but that just isn't possible until the myth of social mobility is annihilated once and for all
if you pull the wool from these people's eyes the fat cats and the party bosses would be hanging from the nearest tree in a split second
madman
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40799779?ocid=socialflow_twitter
>>77856516
umm no sweetie
taxation is _____
>>77856487
you have brought me a smile today
here, have some classical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8J8urC_8Jw
>>77856516
fantastic post
actually worried about my future, who else worried about theirs ?
reading guns, germs and steel
formerly chuck's
>the working class is strongly far right in most countries because they've fallen hook line and sinker for the neoconservative bile of reactionaries controlling the media and the "free press", I wish they would organise against the capitalist system and classist prejudice infecting society but that just isn't possible until the myth of social mobility is annihilated once and for all
>if you pull the wool from these people's eyes the fat cats and the party bosses would be hanging from the nearest tree in a split second
>>77856525
a jewish scheme
FUCK British Gas
>>77856516
Only have the insufferable browns and blacks to blame for that.
>>77856549
thick twat
>>77856573
rude
need a thicc twat gf
why are womens feet so qt?
autism got the better of me and i decided not to go on my last minute trip to barcelona.
the thought of walking through a city or trying to chill on a beach while having a severe panic attack doesn't appeal 2bh
>>77856580
Me also m8.
>>77855916
Don't know, I hope they start controlling it again today during rush hour
>>77856616
>>77856618
radical centrists would post in neither
>>77856446
>not Gentleman's Relish
Bet you've never been to a Waitrose.
>>77856656
no doubt you've ingested plenty of gentlemen's relish in your time
>>77856516
>the working class is strongly far right
no they're not
that's a stupid liberal myth
>oh no, those evil racist poors