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Me when i see a white country made brown edition.
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anime
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>>77852633
I'm halfway between NEET and wagie

I don't have a job, but my dad has Arthritis so I have to help the cunt all the time. I couldn't leave home even if I wanted to because then he'd be alone. Hate my existence desu, I don't even like the cunt. He's only 60; why's he getting Arthritis at such a young age? Wanker.
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Someone post
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when i am king you will be first against the wall
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>>77852252
already had a sex wee x
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>>77852888
aye x
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>>77852887
hate this cunt
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on the bus lads
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If everyones human no-ones human.
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*curls up next to you*
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>>77852914
work soon?
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if it's not dirty...
it's not alive
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>>77852940
9 hours 47 minutes of slaving remain
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Did you lads know they used to have skeleton farms in India for medical schools?

ghoulish
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>>77852983
where do you graft anyway poppet
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Just ate a bunch of contraceptive pills meant for women.
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>>77852983
stupid wagie
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>>77852907
i love her x
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morning lads
morning ponce
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How many units for you so far this week?
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>>77853020
who's this anime slag
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>>77853081
neptune
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ISIS propaganda from the battle of Raqqa
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the proud call that would not yield
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very hung over lads. noseberg will not be happy with me
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>want to give linux another go
>get fedora with MATE to install on laptop
>live usb starts, a few notifications about something crashing already
>installed, laptop runs at full power, MATE doesnt have any 'balanced' power option where the cpu is not clocked constantly at full 2.1ghz
>fan is blasting loudly and laptop is hot
>365 updates available
>desktop environment thinks its good to have two taskbars on screen, firefox has the extra top bar
>mouse scroll is set to like 200 lines so i miss everything i want to read about how to stop the loud fan and heat
>install kde, doesnt have a balanced power option either
>updates
>something crashed
>reboot to windows so laptop can cool down
Ah yes the out of the box linux experience
Really want to like it too but i think it really has no way of controlling the cpu speeds and fan
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>>77853143
>noseberg
shall be reporting this to HR
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>>77853220
it's not worth it
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>>77853220
give mint a chance
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>>77853220
you need something like Debian or Ubuntu which has far more collaboration put into it

I like Debian but at the end of the day I don't feel like wasting my time on shit I can get done with Win7 just fine
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>>77853220
install gentoo
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watching this renovations show and this yank spent £5 million building a castle in rural ohio, baffling lack of taste
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>>77853269
Ohio needs to be fuckin' nuked. What a shithole.
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eating cadbury
bit too waxy
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What happened with that Cardiff big screen public telly thing last night? Did it get busted?
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Wishin' I had a british bf.
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why on earth would anybody think 9/11 was an actual terrorist attack and not an inside job
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>>77853280

All of america is bad save , perhaps, Florida and Maine
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>>77853297
hi baby
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where were you on 9/11 lads?
was watching cartoons
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which popular /brit/ gimmicks have you lads come up with? originator of 6 classics myself.
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>>77853297

British as they come
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>>77853285
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>>77853312
still at school
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>>77853318
I started the 9/11 was an inside job gimmick
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>>77853322
quite fancy are nads desu
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the gf
https://twitter.com/SophieGeeking/status/881291801478537217
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>>77853300
fluoride from tap water
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Turks are white
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>>77853323
it's true lad, cadbury is simply too waxy
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>>77853312

At one point they were saying up to 30k people could die and I was hoping for a high death toll so I could tell future generations I'd watched history in the making on live TV.

Bit disappointing when it was only about 3k people desu. Seems like no one cares anymore anyway.
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>>77853344
did you also start the princess diana was assassinated because if she hadn't been, she would have given birth to a mixed race baby gimmick?
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>>77853291
it was national news in the UK today wasn't it?
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>>77853347
shan't
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>9/11 was an inside job
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>>77853303
>Florida
gargler
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>>77853322

Her cooking was mediocre at best, honestly she even cocked up the toad-in-the hole, was bloody fuming at the travesty she produced. Nobody asked her to put curry in it they asked for fucking sausage.
Also the meringue was soggy.

Should have come 4th, maybe 3rd.
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>>77853347
vile slug of a female
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schrumpf has really stepped in it this time
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>>77853381
didn't know you were a zionist roastie, josie
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>>77853345

She's no Martha
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Anything interesting happen with the Cardiff billboard last night?
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grumpfelshitskin is not my president
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>>77853312
I was living in a flat that had no 'leccy. Mate came round in the morning, was chatting for ages before he brought up "some terrorist bomb or something in NYC." The way he talked about it, it sounded like fuck all to worry about, maybe like 5 people dead or something. We went back to his for beer and food, and he's in the kitchen chatting with his mam and there's a telly in the kitchen with the news on, showing a plane crashing into a skyscraper. "Wait, is that the thing you were on about?" I said. "Yeah, it's in New York. Some terrorist thing." And he goes back to chatting with his mam about groceries or something. I couldn't even swear at him because his mam was there.

We got some beers and food and went upstairs to drink and watch telly and he was pissed off because MTV was showing breaking news instead of music videos. I could've slapped him.
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don't get what defines imperialism
seems like a buzzword nowadays
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>>77853362
fact
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>>77853392
am not J*sie
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>>77853367
>30k people
that's the usual capacity for the buildings during the work day, but the runt terrorists attacked while people were still getting to work in the morning

bit curious that they attacked during the least busy hours of the day isn't it? Almost like it was the owner colluding with the CIA to destroy them for an insurance payout and casus belli to go to war with the ME for two decades.
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>>77853379

So much of yankland is empty, dull and overblown, at least Florida has the weather/beaches to make up for it.

Honestly, "babyshowers" and your silly yank obsessions , with your tacky mcMansions and dull society.

Some individual yanks are okay though.
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>>77853404
stick with the classics
https://www.marxists.org/archive/lenin/works/1916/imp-hsc/
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>>77853404

It's like fascism in that sense. No meaning, just things my specific brand of left doesn't like.
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>>77853393
nonce
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>>77853371
>implying i pay attention to the national news
But no, apparently it's not.
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didn't orwell write an essay on how fascist doesn't mean anything
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>>77853312
In maths class 30 blocks or so away. All the firetrucks and cops going by I knew something big had happened. We saw the 2nd tower collapse from the roof our school
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>the jewish owner of the buildings skipped going there on 9/11 because he had a dentists meeting
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>>77853443
must be absolutely vile being a journalist in the UK and having to bang out stories about traffic violations and lost cats every day
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>>77853312

Dont pay attention/ care about what happens in yankland, was and remains completely irrelevant to me, just another news headline.

Was probs playing with toy trains and watching Pingu though.
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>>77853455
>dentists meeting
is that how bruces say appointment? kangaroo fucking mongs
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>>77853472
Well we're not constantly shooting each other over here so our news is a bit different.
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>>77853476
doubt you were even born at that point
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>>77852854
HEY
thats my boy
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Who would you choose?
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>>77853476
>Pingu
quite good
rest of the post was atrocious though
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genuinely loathe australians
utter subhumans
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haha they weren't allowed in because the doorman thought they were from a STAG PARTY haha
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>>77853484
dreadful post
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>>77853493

Couldnt have been watching Pingu if i wasnt born you silly sharter
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>>77853478
>kangaroo fucking mongs
post pics
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>>77853484
lad
local news is the same in the US as it is in the UK
the US is just like 6 times larger than the UK so naturally we have a lot more crazy people
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>>77853498
Not the slut that's banging all these lads, that's for sure.
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>>77853500

>Thomas the Tank Engine
>atrocious
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>>77853517
You have more than 6 times as many crazy people.
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>>77853517
massively underrated post
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Ah, yes. Good to see councils giving employment opportunities to the less fortunate.
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>>77853498
Bob seems like a proper bender
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>>77853423
>the best states in the USA is the one full of old people, cocaine addicts, the ground crumbling in on itself, and hurricanes every year and a state that is cold and only known for a lighthouse on their state quarter
Guffawing.
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>>77853509
It's an island full of ripped Chads and sunkissed Stacies fighting off giant spiders and surfing with killer sharks. Pretty based iissm (if i say so myself)
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>>77853517
>we have more people so we have more x
ah yes the thing every newcunt American teenager on this website responds with to criticism
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>>77853544
never talk about my country again
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>>77853498
adrian is dreamy af
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>>77853512
more Brits died in 9/11 than in 7/7 you absolute edgy fucking mong, it was literally the worst terrorist attack in both US and UK history

literally no way you were sentient back then
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>>77853541

>implying the rest arent just full of fat "football" enthusiasts, vapid women, SJWs, fuzzy wuzzies , mexicans and " traditional small town folks"
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>>77853546
why do people on this site lack the most basic debating skills

any seasoned debater would whip all of you to death
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>af
runt
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need another gallipoli, thin out the herd
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>>77853533

Look at those pecs, and the cigarette, and the aviator sunglasses. You mean cool as fuck?
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>>77853546
i would almost bet money that there's an equal distribution of violent crime per capita between the US and the UK
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>>77853595
delete this post or we'll elect another paki as mayor for one of your cities
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eating a bubblegum ice lolly
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>>77853604
and you would have absolutely no money afterward
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>>77853604
moron
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>>77853580
Florida is the worst state in the southeast. Literally every state in the southeast and deep South is better apart from Louisiana
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>At one point they were saying up to 30k people could die and I was hoping for a high death toll so I could tell future generations I'd watched history in the making on live TV.
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It Ain't Me - CCR
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>>77853604
>would almost
wussy
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>>77853580
AKCHEWALLEE most of the USA looks like this so shut up. It's nice.
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>>77853573

Ones living in yankland though, yankified ones, and didnt happen in Britain so dont really care.

Also yanks have overdramatised it so much that i find it funny nowadays.
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>>77853609
>>77853615
>>77853629
i forgot to add "not accounting for minorities"
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>>77853631

>flat nothingness
>appealing

Scary desu
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Have you got what it takes to be a police officer?
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>>77853640
le goalposts
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>>77853640
>"not accounting for minorities"
whites?
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>Ones living in yankland though, yankified ones, and didnt happen in Britain so dont really care.
>Also yanks have overdramatised it so much that i find it funny nowadays.
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>>77853648
that's what 70% of the UK is too Mr. Khan
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>need another gallipoli, thin out the herd
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>>77853619

I bet thats his own piss


>>77853618

I have a friend who is obsessed with the so-called "Confederacy" for some reason and he has informed me that Charleston is nice, but apart from that i really dont see how the modern south is appealing
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which is more irrelevant?

africa or central asia?
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>>77853649
can't tell if they would be less or more ugly without those obnoxious headscarves
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>>77853648
>Europeans find plains scary
lmao
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>It's an island full of ripped Chads and sunkissed Stacies fighting off giant spiders and surfing with killer sharks. Pretty based iissm (if i say so myself)
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>Woman blinded when man pours bleach on her face in SF attack

stupid yanks
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>the so-called "Confederacy"
would have been independent if you runts had shown some spine and sent some help
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>>77853661
No, Its rolling hills here apart from where there are mountains.

And we have hedges or stone walls instead of empty boring fences, and more trees around our fields
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>>77853604
I think I read Britain has more violent crime in terms of number of incidences per capita, it's just nowhere near as serious when it happens. Might've been some pro-gun site or something though. Something about it here:

http://blog.skepticallibertarian.com/2013/01/12/fact-checking-ben-swann-is-the-uk-really-5-times-more-violent-than-the-us/
> “In the UK there are 2,034 violent crimes per 100,000 people. …The US has a violent crime rate of 466 [violent] crimes per 100,000 residents.”

After a bit of a read, it turns out that's due to different legal definitions of violent crime, so it was all a load of shite.
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Ordered
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>>77853661

Forgot to attach a photo xx
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>>77853706
runtoid
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Top 10 anime betrayals
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made this
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>>77853678
If you like the outdoors, the entire southeast and west into Tennessee is top tier. Amazing driving roads. I wouldn't necessarily want to live their due to my complexion but the land is gorgeous.
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do you actually have to respect other people's towels lying on a sunlounger?

think i'd just throw them in a corner
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>>77853706
Why is it all in Welsh?
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>>77853716
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>>77853729
kicking the lid off pandora's box there lad
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>>77853725
the guy on the right is made out to be some sort of super human but if you met him in real life you'd think he was a stupid wanker

t. knower
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>>77853740
>reddit frog
go away
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>>77853729
Give the Kraut bastard exactly one minute to come and claim it before it goes in the pool.
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>>77853696

Supported it tacitly and would have helped to maintain it in future if the confederacy had achieved a peace concession. Couldnt support it fully due to preassure/opposition from home and the Crimean war having ended only a little while before.


>>77853683
t.Mongol
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>>77853725
doesn't make sense
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>>77853697
>No, Its rolling hills here apart from where there are mountains.
>And we have hedges or stone walls instead of empty boring fences, and more trees around our fields
are we really quibbling over this minutiae like stone walls and old fences?

you will whine and bleet over anything for your daily yank hissy fit quota
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>>77853706
hmm you know you can download an NES and its entire library in about 12 seconds off the internet for free hun?
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>>77853763
>Mongol
how is this an insult
it would be like if you called somebody 'roman' as an insult
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>>77853727

>driving roads

This is the sort of shit i am talking about, this is the problem. The land is meh, hardly majestic.
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>>77853706
Hmmm... I can spend £70 on this or I can emulate them for free. I wonder which I'll do.
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>>77853774

And the controllers?
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*squeaks*
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>>77853753
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>>77853775
t. roman mongol
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>>77853765
did it hit too close to home?

captcha downey 1988
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>>77853788
You can buy a USB or Bluetooth controller online.
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>>77853771

>minutiae

It all adds up to make shartistan a soulless place, bar what nature can provide.
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>>77853683
What do you think Americans are? Aliens?
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>>77853775

t.squinty eyed yellow fuck
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>>77853788
2017 and you don't have a controller for your PC

absolutely HOWLING right now
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going to wank to short haired girls with big bums lads
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>>77853791
thank you, objectively inferior man
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Printers probably have enough processing power to emulate SNES games these days. Imagine being the kind of runtoid who buys a repackaged emulator in a fancy box with only 21 games for £70.
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>>77853775
creasing
piss off to /balt/ you panfaced twat
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>>77853815
i bet you think turk is an insult too despite the ottomans being one of the most powerful empires of all time huh
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>>77853831
shut up nerd
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>>77853803
alllright grandpa, yes I understand, just sip on your Ensure and you'll feel better
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Just got a message from Mr Bowels, apparently there's a package downstairs ready to go out.
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>>77853784
>the great smoky mountains are meh
>the Appalachians are meh

U wot?
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been compressing 35,000 png screenshots overnight
only 33,500 more to go
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>>77853840

WE WUZ SULTANS AN SHEET
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>>77853846
I've done about four today, two of which were absolutely massive

solid consistency, good colouring. My physician would be proud.
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>>77853771
The problem with the USA having stone walls is that the british isles were formed by seismic and volcanic activities way back when but it wasn't that long ago when the USA got its prairies because of water eroding most of the country because it used to be a seabed that couldn't have produced a lot of rocks the way the Europeans have them.
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>>77853858
state
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>>77853861
the ottomans were sultans though
are you getting upset over the fact that i've popped your narrative bubble
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>>77853848

Dont see the appeal tbqh, just some dull hills with a disturbing combination of trees
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>>77853870
fantastic
*walks away and talks to somebody else*
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could destroy about 5 of you in a debate simultaneously
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>tfw no one will ever take geologists seriously
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>>77853893
i enjoyed your post sweaty x
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>>77853892
make the first move lad. guarantee it will be your last.
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want my bumhole fucking destroyed tbqh
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just heard a drag race in the distance, live near a strawberry field so they do it everyother night
they got a nice peel that didn't stagger too long and then 5 gears later they're done
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>>77853875

Not really, just because the chinese made their own little empire doesnt mean the race is not subhuman. Have you ever actually been around standard Turks?
Besides much of the headway was made by the mamluks and greek infighting.
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>make the first move lad. guarantee it will be your last.
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>>77853876
You have to be there to feel thw majesty of the mountains. Epic landscape.
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>>77853893
What's the difference between a rock, mineral and gem?
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>>77853870
Dont have them in the parts where you do have the same composition though.

Also the prairies, you dont really wall nothingness
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>>77853892
2 at best
you'd stagger backwards off the podium when facing me
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>>77853893
I have so many questions.
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>>77853923
Iceland has better, shit , northern yankland has better, pic related.
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>>77853934
You don't smell that bad mate.
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*clicks on person I'm replying to's post number*
*presses enter to create a big tasty reddit space*
*types a bunch of absolute rubbish*
heh, nothing personal, 4channer
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>>77853928
Gems are crystallized minerals. Minerals are inorganic solids, and a rock is a bunch of minerals in one thing? Or something.
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*disregards your opinion and does the opposite*
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>>77853963
>and a rock is a bunch of minerals in one thing? Or something
you just said you're a fucking geologist
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>>77853948
>brits
>having good taste for geography
pick 1
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>>77853958
Abysmal post.
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>>77853970
I'm not a GOOD one.
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>>77853963
you mong
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is anime communist or fascist
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Yes yes that's fascinating
*leaves*
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>>77853972

I like mist and large flat beaches you wanker so piss off
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that's it, I'm revoking your license to practice geology until further notice
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>>77853991
He asked one of the most basic questions. Fucking abysmal.
>>
>>77853948
The problem with "northern yankland" is the weather. For 6 months a year it's colder than the coldest parts of britain and driving is legitimately dangerous. You like it because the coast resembles that of the UK and, further North, parts of Scandinavia.
>>
>tfw like the landscape and scenery of the British Isles
>tfw like the landscape and scenery of the Appalachian Mountains as well
>tfw don't understand what these mongs are arguing about
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>>77854013
>license
FOY
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keep seeing this ugly munter EVERYWHERE
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>so-called geologist literally does not know what a rock is
howling
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>>77854016

I like the cold
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>>77854050
Are her eyes real?
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quick selfie
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>>77854050
ah yes
alt right wymynz
>>
>>77854016
Heat > cold. Inb4 it's coz ur a wog m8. I understand the masochistic appeal to a depressive of feeling frozen. But t-shirt weather is objectively superior in the age of home and automobile air conditioning.
>>
just finished season 1 of broadchurch

good drama
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>>77854096
>>77854065
>>
>>77854096
This and I'm as pale and red o'sheamus'ed as it gets.
>>
>>77854106
is it kino, though?
>>
>>77854096
In the Winter I miss Summer and in the Summer I miss Winter.
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>>77854127
Actually, it's quite bland mom-drama but for a mom-drama it's actually damned good (other than the occasional paki park bench pandering)
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How much of a fuckin myopic deano do you need to be to get into creditcard denbts
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mm dannon
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>wagies off to work atm
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The only good thing about winter is the food that people start selling. Fruit cakes, pumpkin pie, spiced teas, candy canes, and stuffing-- You can't get that in any other time of the year unless you order it from online or make it yourself.
And the only good thing about summer is not having to bulk up on layers.
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>>77854174
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>cregg
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Listening to Jeff Rense's velvety voiced lectures with David Duke.

Surprised these two aren't collecting internal worm collections.
>>
Got called a shithead at Burke's.
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>>77854200
utter runt
why do yankoids love people like jeff rense and alex jones so much
>>
>>77854112

Cold is just objectively comfier, only wogs like it to be hot all the time.
You can wear jumpers and coats and you get snow .
>>
got a big fat shit sitting in my bum
>>
...oh no, i'm feeling faint...hope i don't-

*passes out*
>>
>>77854214
David Duke and Alex Jones are entirely two separate worlds apart. Duke speaks in complete facts, Jones is playing a character.

I only listen to Rense when he has real guests who are talking about real important issues, not insane Dracula junkies.
>>
>>77854214
Alex Jones is a treasure that must be protected
>>
>>77854214
real life is a tv show for yanks
>>
Reckon I'm going to dangle my scrote in a pot of warm water and make sweaty ballsack tea.
>>
>>77854236
Jones isn't very likable at all. Listening to him makes you look, feel and think like a loony.

Enjoy your chemical water and gay frogs.
>>
>>77854221
Then why do your people retire in Spain? And snow is shit if you have a car like all Americans do. It's dangerous, fucks up your vehicle and turns into brown slush as soon as it settles
>>
>>77854214
Alex jones is a treasure, completely insane with his pshycic vampires.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFIn708ssFg

Although he was right about bohemian grove and filmed it too so take it as you will.
>>
>>77854256
He isn't likable because you're a tool. You don't watch him to think like him you watch him because he's entertaining and funny and not to be taken seriously.
>>
might start making clickbait images to attach to my posts so I get more (You)s

>You won't believe what Tim's done this time! Read this post to find out more
Think it'd be a quality gimmick.
>>
>>77854277
Because the cold isn't nice at all when you're an old fogey. When you're younger it's nice to have hot and cold though.
>>
>>77854277

Lower class runts and old people are always cold
>>
what kind of things should you filter to make /pol/ browseable? already got rid of the Kekistani flags
>>
>le RUNT runt runt

Can we filter this shit like hiroshima did cuck?
>>
All Parents Are Bastards
>>
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>Duke speaks in complete facts
>>
>>77854311
Agreed.
>>
>>77854309
/pol/ is in a constant state of being raided and half the threads made nowadays are just shill posts
>>
>>77854281
Be quiet, yank.

/our guy/ Oliver John already completely dismantled alex
>>
>>77854309
Try American flags, cleans /brit/ up a treat
>>
>>77854311
>>77854336
runts
>>
>>77854286
I would sponsor this tactic and am willing to donate to it's cause.

77854325
too blatant
>>
>>77854256
alex jones is a parody of himself
he's been the "crazy conspiracy man" for like 20 years
he knows precisely what he's doing
>>
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What is this? Bloody yank hour or something?
>>
anyone see the new recommended video by Tim Byrne?
>>
>>77854339
Two characters playing off of their own idiosyncracies

Great to watch like you'd watch a wrestling match (if you prefer that sort of low brow humor)
>>
Nonce>mong>>>>>>>>>>runt
>>
>>77854394
runtoid
>>
>>77854394
keep squeaking, runt
>>
>>77854402
Adding "oid" to the end of a word can fuck off too.
>>
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>>77854394
>>
https://youtu.be/YmU94_NHj2k

>ywn Afghani using natural medicine from the earth to soother your aches and pains rather than kike pharmaceuticals like prozac and codeine
>>
the 'tismo brit is at it again

think a yank raped his mother or something
>>
why do yanks think they get to complain about anything that happens in the british general

stupid fat cunts
>>
>>77854425
ah yes, a yankoid proffering his opinions toward my person
*strolls off to the bathroom for a poo*
>>
>implying only one of us is anti-yank posting
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shall be giving this a wide berth
>>
Not being funny but brit without yanks would be infinitely better

All the americans here are kekistani teenagers whove been lobotomised by ritalin
>>
>le SHART in mart
>RUNToidal yankee doodle dandy!
>fuck off to /cum/

feed my yawns, serfs
>>
dear yanks:

>>77854503
>>
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SHART
>>
>>77854521
Add warwickshire to that list.
>>
>>77854476
absolutely true

one day I'll snap and install autism X to get rid of them
>>
77854521
lol didn't hover
>>
>>77854521
Glousetursheer
Lester
New Hampshire is literally one of our states
Woarster
Plymith

shan't be partaking in any autistic voice recording nonsense
>>
>>77854521
I know how to pronounce Gloucestershire because of that one poem haha.
And we have a place named Plymouth in MA here and a state here is named after Hampshire.
The rest, idk.
>>
hate the irish simple as
>>
>>77854575
ooga booga slav
>>
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>Glousetursheer
>>
>>77854551
and Loughborough
>>
>getting laughed at by limeys for pronouncing names as they should be

hmmm think i'll pass
>>
>>77854564
>plymith
typed that wrong
*plimith
>>
>>77854551
War-wick-sher
>>
>>77854537
It's from all of the glyphosate ridden junk food, the fluoridated water, the high fructose corn syrup filled sodas, the antibiotic doused meat, the MSG swamped soy burgers, the plastic coated macaroni and cheese, and the steroid pumped chickens.

Yanks? HA! No thanks.
>>
>>77854521
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MwWfhmL6cK
>>
Yanks say "War-eek-sher"
>>
>>77854628
Very cute. 0/10 but it was still entertaining.
>>
>>77854503
>Gloo-cester-shy-er
>Lie-Ces-Ter
>Hamp-shy-er
>Wor-Ces-Ter
>Ply-Mouth
>>
>>77854521
did it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SrX1FQAKis
>>
>>77854632
Actually, that "War" was being generous
It's more like "Wah-eek-sher"
>>
The nigger captcha thing actually works. Sometimes it takes a second try but now I replace the longest thing I have to type by "nigger" and it works.
Feels devilish.
>>
>>77854659
Your voice sounds sexy as fuck.
>>
great now a bunch of spastic emaciated mongs are posting recordings of their squeaky voices
>>
>>77854688
>t. voicelet
>>77854686
>t. heterolet
>>
>>77854659
Brilliant!
>>
>>77854661
English people can't pronounce the difference between war and wah anyway
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>>77854659
thank you anon

you're the bravest yank in this entire thread lul
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-40708421
how did the leafs do it
>>
>>77854683
that's an old fucking urban myth on this site that predates this decade, won't be falling for it
>>
>>77854723
import a bunch of actual asians
>>
>>77854711
Alri Glen
>>
LiverPUDlian.
>>
>>77854626
Pretty much
>>
>>77854723
>BBC promoting for the most left leaning educational system in the Americas

Color me diversified
>>
>>77854657
>>77854583

We should apologise.
>>
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>>77854765
>most left leaning educational system in the Americas
Cuba?
>>
>>77854779
Screeching
Yanks have to be the easiest people to trigger in the world
>>
>>77854779
think the country with Arkansas, Maryland, and a bunch of garbage Spanish and Injun placenames in it needs to apologize desu
>>
poo is entering the firing chamber
>>
jus did a wank and is it gay to enjoy your own post wank musk?
>>
Someone make a new.
>>
>>77854814
excellent post. wish yanks would fuck off so we could have more quality posts like these.
>>
>>77854814
FIRE IN THE HOLE
FIRE IN THE HOLE
*Braces for launch*
>>
wish the USIDF would fuck off and stop inviting these stupid arguments by acting like a bunch of autistic twats every night
>>
>>77854866
>>77854866
>>77854866
>>77854866
new
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>>77854840
[spoiler]don't use their tactics, you schmendrick[/spoiler]
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