Hotaru Editon
:DDD
>>77850976
It's Eiyuu Senki. Rasputin is a masochistic Russian, so I figured you two had a lot in common.
>>77851011
wow I've actually never seen this girl before
very nice post
>>77851022
Thanks, but I'm not masochistic...
>>77851080
Are you a sadist then?
Would you (please) bully me?
>>77851101
No! I would never hurt another person!
>>77851215
oh.. that's a shame
>>77851233
S-sorry
>>77851376
It's ok
I'll find someone else to abuse me...
Nice thread but can you also post Yuyushiki
>>77851495
I'm sure you'll find someone who will humiliate you and treat you like their pet!
>>77851495
Don't worry, I'll tie you up and lovingly abuse you
>>77851625
No
We got straight to the gay this time, huh?
>>77851796
I think recently the threads been invaded by a succubus who is causing everyone to be gay so they can feed of the gay energy
>>77851754
thanks
god I wish that was me
>>77851796
There's no time like the present!
>>77851963
I imagine I'd freeze in an outfit like that.
>>77852177
>I'd freeze in an outfit
That's part of the fun, letting waves of warm pleasure radiate over you to contrast.
>>77852177
I'd love to see you shiver for me
>>77852229
Then I'll need to pee...
>>77852278
You won't be allowed, until you can't hold it in any longer and it slowly and warmly drips down your thighs.
>>77852302
And I thought canadanon or russianon were sadistic.
>>77852302
That's kinda gross.
>>77852321
You were the one that started it...
>>77852334
s-sorry, yea that's pretty gross right? ew
>>77852354
I started what? Humans need to urinate more when they're cold.
>>77852366
Do they?
It seems I misread the mood.
>>77852321
Why would anyone think that I'm sadistic??
>>77852377
That font is just barely big enough to read, so I gave up after 2. Disdain type sounds legitimately awful.
>>77852376
I've heard it from other people, and I find it to be the case for me. Has that never happened to you?
>>77852413
I couldn't upload the original version...
>>77852413
Have I needed to urinate because of the cold? Not that I can recall, no.
>>77852446
So which one(s) would you want?
>>77852449
Not necessarily that you need to pee because it's cold but that you'll pee more often.
>>77852532
Cool or Cold Desu
I guess I could see that happening, but I find how often I pee is pretty much only determined by much water drink.
>>77852532
Ara ara~, sleepy and smug ones
>>77852377
All of those are trash except the bully type
>>77852578
Wow...
>>77852578
Not even I'm that disturbed
>>77852615
>>77852644
Well I guess the cool type is the runner up
femdom is the best fetish, you literally can't prove me wrong.
>>77852824
*proves you wrong*
>>77852867
cucked again...
>>77852879
I'll move to Dunedin in a few years to be with you
>>77852897
me on the left
Honestly I'll probably be long gone by then, only two more years max.
>>77852920
:(
>>77852935
Dunedin isn't the kind of place you want to live for any extended amount of time.
We can live somewhere much more fun desu
>>77853007
Why not? Where do you have in mind?
>>77852572
>>77852576
Cool type seems all right, and ara ara could be good too.
>>77853027
It's a university town and has pretty low quality housing and it quite cold.
I either want to move back to the North Island (maybe Tauranga or Rotorua are very nice cites) or go to Nelson.
Are you more a rural or city person?
>>77853062
>ara ara
>treating you kindly all the time
n-no thanks
>still no masochistic Russian piggy
>>77853108
For some reason I'm not really into males that are bullies, but females bullying totally gets me going. Being nice all the time isn't the worst though.
>>77853108
usually rural but I can live in cities if they aren't too large...
>>77853129
>For some reason I'm not really into males that are bullies
Yea, that's why femdom is the best, being bullied by Girl(male) is just as good.
>Being nice all the time isn't the worst though
I guess... but they've got to have bite to them in bed you'know?
>>77853142
We only have one large city here, and it's a unaffordable shithole. It's basically Los Angeles.
>>77853171
*I meant San Francisco
>>77853171
>It's basically Los Angeles
ew
me on the right, about to be tentacled
>>77853193
Exactly the reason I moved away
>>77853219
San Francisco isn't very nice either. Lots of cunts live there
I live in a city of about 60,000 so it's not too large
>>77853213
>not wearing ear protection or a helmet
It's like you WANT to die.
>>77853213
But she doesn't get tentacled in that scene.
>>77853243
>I live in a city of about 60,000
perfect size desu
big enough to have the conveniences of modern life but rural enough to have your own space, freedom and gateway to nature.
>>77853293
it's nice here. Just gets too hot during the summer
>>77853246
I don't want to die, I just want to be violated
>>77853293
I can dream
>>77853314
Don't you use massive amounts of air-con?
I know american summers can be blistering.
>>77853333
>I can dream
I know... I know
>>77853349
>I know american summers can be blistering.
Upwards of 35 every day for 4 or 5 months
And yeah, it's just too humid to not use AC
>>77853390
Wow, I can't stand anything over 20°C
GOD I wish that was me
>>77853390
Jesus how do you live like that, I was in Australia in winter at like 25°C and almost died.
>>77853424
20 is like perfect weather.
>>77853432
>>77853432
I usually just stay inside or go to the lake
>>77853468
I'll swim in the lake with you..
>>77853485
Do you like fishing? I'll cook for you
>>77853432
>>77853507
>Do you like fishing
Have I told you that before? because if not that's pretty weird desu.
I love fishing, but I haven't tried the type of fishing Americans do catching perch or other fresh water fish, I either catch Trout or Saltwater fish.
>>77853513
Could you stop posting pictures of me ok? It's a bit personal, I don't even know when you took these.
>>77853563
>>77853563
We have trout, crappie, bass, and catfish. I'm probably forgetting some
I usually go and fish for catfish and cook that
Nattsun is best NNB
>>77853614
>trout
but you guys have babbie trout, we have proper size ones like Canada does.
I don't think I've ever had catfish as they don't live here, but I've heard they taste good (I've seen many Cajun catfish recipe videos)
>>77853624
Mussolini coming in with the shit taste
>>77853652
>but you guys have babbie trout
I think we have regular trout near the border with Canada. My state only has babby trout though and I've never fished for them
catfish tastes pretty good, I'll cook some for you sometime
>>77853687
>I've never fished for them
It's quite hard, they are very smart creatures and they flyfishing technique is some the the hardest. It's less fishing and closer to hunting desu. But I would be happy to teach you (even though I'm not very good at trout fishing...).
>laying besides you on the lawn eating your catfish as the sun sets.
>>77853730
>the flyfishing technique is one of the hardest
oh...
>laying besides you on the lawn eating your catfish as the sun sets
cute :3
I want to remove the Ottomans and Russia permanently, but I also don't want the tedium of mass warfare.
>>77853730
>some of the hardest
You know what else is some of the hardest?
>>77853756
>oh...
It's all the hand technique, I'm sure I could give you some "practice".
It's much more fun than regular fishing because it's active and when you hook-up you can feel every move the fish makes directly.
>>77853764
>You know what else is some of the hardest
uwu what?
>>77853807
Slutanon's dick.
>>77853807
>It's all the hand technique
I've got a pretty refined hand technique desu
>>77853821
>Slutanon's
w-who are you referring to???
>>77853837
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>77853837
That whore kiwi with like 5 or 6 gfs that all cuck him
>>77853850
h-how did you know, this is genuinely spooky
>>77853833
I guess that helps with cooking and other things...
>>77853868
I don't know anybody like that
>>77853880
mostly those other things owo
>>77853895
n-no homo right?
I'm not thinking about gay things!
>>77853943
haha no homo
>>77853943
"""no""" homo lol
>>77853950
That was a real close one, I was almost unashamedly and unironically gay for a second.
>>77853974
w-what do the quotations mean? That's not proper grammar
homo?
>>77853996
>w-what do the quotations mean?
;3
>>77854010
>>77854014
I have no idea what you could possibly be saying, I would never do anything like that regardless of how much I want it...
>>77854030
>I would never do anything like that
and why not? Am I not good enough for you?
>>77854047
n-no I didn't mean that. I'm sorry.
I wonder what happened to that Netherlands poster
>>77854057
hmm...
>>77854071
a-anon?! That's..
>>77854084
I-I don't know why I said that, I forgave you all those times, could you do that same just this once? for me?
hmmmmm
>>77854122
well, I guess I could let it slide... just this once...
>>77854094
What's that?
>>77854020
Literally me
My favorite cute girl doing cute thing is Kirino Mosaic. You guys gonna post that?
>>77854162
2lewd *faints*
>>77854155
phew
>>77854188
Post figurine collection Shinji
>>77854196
k
>>77854205
D-does anyone else keep their butthole as clean as possible? I mean for hygenic reasons of course.. haha...
>>77854224
h-how? I also like to keep... good hygiene
KIMI TO
>>77854241
I'm not saying it's spotless, but I remove all obvious signs of *ahem* fecal matter and keep it that way.
>>77854207
Don't tell me what to do dad I'm not getting in your shitty robot.
And that's not Kiniro Mosaic.
>>77854265
>>77854267
I still want to know
>>77854282
fine here you go
>>77854224
that seems a bit weird
>>77854188
No! Never!
>>77854282
Go and make anime real or you won't get neetbux
>>77854320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvbaM-URygs
>>77854326
Mostly just a matter of wiping well after using the bathroom then using some sort of moist towelette again in a few hours.
>>77854369
Doesn't seem like a huge hassle desu
>>77854381
Make sure you wipe inside too.
>>77854412
I figured that was obvious, can't clean it without getting a lil inside can you?
>>77854427
Exactly!
Not many balts here
>>77854470
all me
>>77854470
Excuse me?! I'm VERY baltic right now.
>>77854497
Hello!
Are you that lithuanian who got into fgo? Did you get it to run? Have you had some fun with it?
Good morning.
>>77854502
Why does the Livonian order still exist?
>>77854548
I've already exiled them to Gotland and removed the Teutonic Order; that's just a bit of an old screenshot.
>>77854502
>polska
lmao loser cuck
>>77854512
Hey, I've tried playing F/GO, and I got it working on my computer but only the Japanese version, but I decided that its not a game to play on computer, I think I would have liked it much more if it worked on my phone, so I decided to buy Fate/Extella to fill that feeling lol
>>77854543
Morning, friend.
>estonians are waking up
>>77854614
Ah shame.
Well, will you upgrade your phone then or forget about it?
>>77854614
What?
>>77854647
Yeah, I might upgrade it and buy a used one cheaper lol I won't forget about it
>>77854669
Never played this shit game so what are you showing is nothing to me
>>77854639
Love you too.
>>77854690
>LITHUANIAN IDEAS
>>77854669
Espionage?
>>77854543
Good morning.
>>77854735
There's a policy with Aristocratic for +20% cavalry combat ability... which makes no sense. The description is even worse.
>>77854690
Cool, well try to buy a phone with decent specs if you can.
My phone a huawei honor 8 runs the game without any problem and I can play for hours without much of battery loss.
How far have you gotten with extella?
>>77854705
;))))
>>77854759
I will try to get a good one.
>How far have you gotten with extella?
I haven't, I haven't even bought it yet, I will buy it today however, will tell you how it is if you ever come here again
>>77854758
Do you have polish national ideas?
If so that's some mad cavalry combat ability
>>77854913
I usually drop by when my thread is dead, just to see other threads. Balt is sometimes fun to see but weird too since there is so little balts, except for you.
>>77854936
Literally just posted this.
>>77854669
>>77854543
Good morning(night)!
>>77854981
Fug, looks like I wasn't paying enough attention
>>77855002
With that policy and the cossacks at high influence, I have +70%. I'd need to get quality for another +10%, and I'm not sure if I'm getting it. Definitely getting offensive next.
no joke weebs deserve death
Grandma came around and dropped off some blankets guys, she's doing well, keeping out of trouble haha.
haha.
haha.
>>77855237
My Grandma got dementia and died haha.
haha.
haha...
>Czechy at war with Austria
KID, I'LL FUCK YOU UP
>cannot declare war during a regency council
SHIT
>>77855264
haha.
haha.
That's sad.
I might have ironically attempted to shave my legs, I got half of one leg done before I got bored and gave up
>>77855414
didnt know asian can be this pale
>>77855414
I think it looks cute, where are your programmers socks?
>>77855414
Nice leg.
>>77855121
bought a ticket for unicon? :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>77855427
I still need to get some, I might try buy a pair online but I'd rather my flatmates didn't see them
>>77855465
I want to ironically feel how smooth it is
How would your flatmates see them? the package will never reveal whats inside.
>>77855484
I must admit I ironically really like how it feels, I might try burn/shave my other leg tomorrow night
>anglos are not america-
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fYnW1yaUfv
>>77855539
>burn/shave my other leg tomorrow night
and when you do make sure you take more ironic photos
>>77855541
DELET
>>77855465
You totally should. Make sure to post pictures. Ironically.
Oh baby we so game of thrones now.
pfahhahahaha
>>77855414
>cut himself while shaving
Fucking amateur
>>77856571
The fact she cut herself proves it was ironic, typical leaf
>>77856612
>she
There are many things I will destroy with my own hands.
さあ、始めましょう!
>>77856571
You're right, I am an amateur
I don't do this often
>>77856612
>she
>herself
I don't know how to feel about this
>>77856690
>he doesn't like being ironically called a cute female
I'm confused
>>77856720
I didn't say that I don't like it, It just surprised me
Holy fuck this is gay.
>>77856777
Oh man, you're going down the degeneracy slope real fast.
what a freakshow of a thread
>>77856910
Join the roller-coaster of degeneracy, its fun!
>>77856910
I've said this countless times, it's okay because it's ironic
Nice
>>77857041
No, I will remain pure.
>>77857050
Someone should watch over you and make sure you don't get too swept up in your game of pretend and do something you'll regret.
>>77857294
>No, I will remain pure
not when I'm done with you
>Someone should watch over you
I'm watching over just fine
Holy shit.
Shit thread
It really is fucking sad how this general has turned out.
>>77857485
Do you finally accept that general threads are a mistake?
>>77857294
Honestly I'm glad that other kiwi isn't watching me, that slut would probably try take advantage of me
>>77857345
>not when I'm done with you
What?!
>I'm watching over just fine
Clearly this is wrong.
>>77857630
How can you know I'm not watching you RIGHT NOW?
>>77857633
:3
>>77857663
Because I've got my door and curtains closed so unless you're hiding under my bed there's no way that I'm being watched
>>77857838
Do you not want to be watched?
>>77857630
>that slut would probably try take advantage of me
That's hot.
Uhhh why do new gaylands like anime so much? And why are the new gaylands associating this thread with Australians if no Australians even post in this shitty general?
>>77857992
She's not wrong
>>77857962
I would leave my curtains open for you to peep through but there's a streetlight that shines down onto my window so I have to shut the curtains else it's really annoying
>>77857992
I know right
>>77858061
At this point it should just be called /gayrp/ + /mtfg/ because no balts post here anymore
>>77858152
>I would leave my curtains open for you to peep through but there's a streetlight that shines down onto my window so I have to shut the curtains else it's really annoying
That's fair, I prop a tissue box so my curtains don't have a crack in them.
>/gayrp/ + /mtfg/
Wouldn't be a bad idea desu
>>77858152
>At this point it should just be called /gayrp/ + /mtfg/
>why yes I do believe in a magical man in the clouds
>>77858592
I believe in my DICK in a SEIBA
>>77858616
Quite literally the worst post ever made in this general
>>77858629
Servants are for mana transfers.
>>77858636
;)
>>77858629
Quite the accomplishment.
cringed at that post above
Nighty night everyone
>>77858909
Good night.
>>77858909
Stay snug, smug.
>>77858909
Think I might mosey off to bed myself.
Night night.
>>77858909
>>77858936
Good night qties, don't mind me looking in from outside
GOOD MORNING!
>>77859102
>ded thread
Is this the ultimate proof that Gay ERP saved /balt/ from the jaws of death?
>>77859849
I'm happy that animeposters killed those meme spammers from these threads. Even some people in /mämmi/ are butthurt about it.
binkas
bunkas
binkis
>>77859849
But at what cost?
>>77860347
my straightness apparently
MMM
ehh
>>77861002
>>77861103
Saber a slut
>>77861128
No, you are.
>>77861128
would lie if I said that I care what you think
two saibas are better than one
pfhahahahah
Time for bed. Good night cuties.
>Scatvia
>>77862053
>t. probably lives in Kaunas
wagecuckies
>>77855464
why would i
>>77863154
because you're a nerd lol
Thinking about killing myself, does anyone want to go on a 'Baise Moi' style crime spree across the country with me?
I want to lovingly cuddle a cute kiwi
>>77864804
Don't corrupt them, you slut.
>>77864804
I'm cute, I mean... yeah.
>>77864909
*snuggles up to you*
call that saved europe
>>77865137
>I wrap my arms around you, pulling you tigh against me and breathing in the sweet smell of your hair
Stop it you fuckers.
>>77865395
hot
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
gute nacht
>>77865480
I can't, I'm lonely and desperate for any attention.
>>77865522
Yes, next comes the groping.
>>77865605
wtf I didn't agree to this!
>>77865605
>I can't, I'm lonely and desperate for any attention.
Ah, yes I know the feeling. But this is not the place for it.
Why don't you all fuck off from this general
This general now belongs to me
shoo shoo you losers or I'm gonna smash your head open
>>77865632
It's too late now, you have awoken something inside me.
>>77865683
It is not too late to smash your head to the ground
>>77865683
well... let me show you a bit of what you're asking for
>>77865561
>>77865677
>>77865708
I can't tell if you're mad at this shitty "erp" or if you're just being a tard.
Why are you even here germany?
>>77865718
Dayum.
>>77865792
To kill all of you
That is my main goal
>>77865792
Being gay is a sin, you will burn in hell
psycho guy
*German guy
>>77865972
hot
>>77866017
flat is justice
>>77866076
That is what gay people tend to say
There is no justice
>>77865858
>>77865937
>>77866005
>>77866114
>>77866146
What happened Germany?
You used to be cool.
>>77866164
Anglos ruined everything LIKE ALWAYS
just like right now
>>77866114
I only like 2D
Liking big is nigger tier
>>77866305
Well proportioned medium size is ze wunderbar
>>77866438
I can accept that
>>77866491
Yup big tits gets saggy pretty fast
I like this new /balt/
It's very anime
>>77866699
You have to leave
>he left
That is how it should be
>>77866740
but did you see mu dubs?
>>77866884
I don't even know what you are talking about
>>77867002
Thats because teutons are usually really dull
>>77867229
NEIN
https://exhentai.org/g/814075/b349608117/
>>77867494
stop masturbating and wačing porn all day
Ai laik hau da skai iz sau blų
>>77867578
Literally why would I do that
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>>77867649
To do other fun stuff like: fisting yourself wearing nothing but fur boots and a gas-mask on a playground, like every true german does or going outside to walk walk walk
>>77867494
heh old shit
>>77867772
That doesn't sound like fun
I know your super secret secrets
Transfer your minds here
>>77867966
>>77867966
>>77867966
>>77867932
Ok then I know more fun activities so lets just go outside and I will show you