>every country on this planet has to learn my language

>>77849436
The only reason non-English speakers learn English is so they can talk to Canadians, not you or the bongs.

>>77849436
spanish?

>>77849436
>my

>>77849436
>my

>>77849485
>>77849577
>yours

>>77849436
>my

is this real?

>>77849436
embarrassing

>>77849676
>theirs

>>77849843
>ours

>>77849485
>>77849577
>>77849843
I WILL butcher your language whenever I speak it and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me

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>>77849485
>>77849577

I kek'ed so hard.

>People are alive today who think American English is the same language as bongistani
Wew.

>>77849436
Well, isn't that tr--
*notices american flag*
Mate you learn someone else's language too lmao

>>77849483
/Thread

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>>77849473
all 30 million of them? boy you must be as important as the jews

canadians confirmed most powerful race on the planet

>>77850013
this

I don't

>implying its not because the British empire
>implying its not because english is simple language

I can't express myself properly because I have a communication disorder, but even me, a guy with mental problems that never study english and learn things from games and internet, are able to have some level of communication in that idiom.

>>77849436
Nasty bitches, I want to piss in their mouths.

>>77849928
>le change s to z and no -u see whole new language xDDDD

jog on D

>>77850112
>>implying its not because english is simple language
so why can no one speak it correctly

>>77849436
Lol ditto

>>77850112
English is very easy if you already speak a romance or germanic language, but not so much for other groups.

>>77849899
jokes on you i like the kiwi accent

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>>77850264
I don't believe you

>>77850293
nahh it's a cute distinctive little accent and rarer too

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>>77850532

>>77850264
only sounds good on girls desu

>>77850112
>implying its not because the British empire

>implying it is

britain was irrelevant long before people were required to learn english to succeed in the world

"""American English""" is just another way of saying you're bad at spelling

>>77850631
Lets at least be honest when French was still the lingua franca the exception was in the global business sector that English was the International language of business since the early 18th century because of the British empire and the East India company. That's what really kicked off the upper echelons of foreign society all learning English. Then it became more popular overall over time. Not because of American hegemony after WW2, I hate this meme.

>>77849436
Not really


Been to Turkey and apparently not alot of people speak English there. I had hard time communicating with them

>>77849436
I dont care.
Seems to be don't sexy and pretty easy lenguage.

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>>77851008
except most spelling differences in "american" english are corrected forms of english which lived on from the norman era i.e. brits are still using froggy speak

I learned english so I could read my anime subs instead of learning Japanese.