ill never have a gf edition
first for I love Ryan
hold your camera high and click
Never ever.
There is a Denmark shaped hole in my heart...
Ryan? Not a fan
>>77849027
i second this, with a second i love ryan
twiggy is perfect
>>77849021
>>77849037
dude fuck off, it's not a threesome
Hate Ryan
rate my ex
white people suck
>>77849009
not with missing punctuation you won't.
>>77849050
no, im just there to watch and take pictures
>>77849062
SHE ISN'T DENMARK 0/10
I have a magnetic personality.
>>77849063
Misa would never say racist things, kys
>>77849093
only stupid white people care about """""""racism"""""""
>>77849093
I wish Dane would come back and say racist things...
I like cute girls with blue eyes who are named Katie.
Catch!
>>77849048
Kek, I also avoided the BTC dip after the fork by throwing it all in byteball. I made a little over .1 btc just doing that
>>77849081
nah, just the gravity of your situation
>>77849117
your user name is ILoveReddit, and what's the number?
>>77849123
what situation
>>77849116
it's so obvious you are the one behind Dane proxy
Stop eating soy.
>>77849134
I don't know, also I'm pretty sure there are spaces.
tfw no gf
>>77849152
don't believe that i ever have
>>77849158
BOTTOM LEFT TAKE A sCREENSHOT OF YOUR DISCORD HOLY MOLLY
>>77849136
I'm not tho. That's why I'm so sad.
Never kissed a girl
>>77849009
aren't you the one who said you'll obtain gf this year?
>>77849167
I Love Reddit#1425
>>77849176
Wouldn't it be great if Dane came back and laughed at us for being virgins?
Awful thread
>>77849190
Fuck danemark
Just one beer for me please
>>77849198
awful post
awful post
>>77849200
Don't say that anon!
>>77849209
*sniffs the air around you*
ahh yes, that's definitely a yank
i'm gonna roll myself up
in a big ball
and die
Hockey is so boring whats wrong with leafs.
@77849221
Embarrassing post
Asians are the superior race
>>77849230
maple syrup poisoning
>>77849198
>>77849221
Big fan of these posts
>>77849221
good one
a yank exits the bog
>>77849027
>>77849037
You love me? I'm flattered.
>>77849221
I'll bet Dane would have a really abhorrent comeback to that...
One of danys dragons dies.
Dany will have sex with Jon.
Littlefinger dies.
>>77849253
*rubs you're tummy and feeds you a treat*
GOOD pet yank
Baseball is the greatest sport. Football is a close second.
Got some new tattoos y'all, name those swords!
The roses are so hilariously detailed down to the tiniest bit that they look like black blobs from this distance
>>77849278
right on the first count
>>77849268
I don't know what you're saying, but your flag reminds me of Dane and that make me miss him...
>>77849257
Got bullied out of the Discord
>>77849312
cuck
>>77849312
I wonder if Dane left because of bullying...
tfw cant find my phone
please call it
>yank
your """humor""" is stuck in the 1900s
>>77849328
>>77849328
Dane would've probably helped you find your phone...
The Dane and Foot Kraut are my alter egos.
>>77849282
>>77849282
i would tell you to kill yeeself
but looking at you you would probably do it
Kinda feel like sticking my dick in some boypussy
>your """humor""" is stuck in the 1900s
>>77849345
are you nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor?
>>77849328
hallo ?
>>77849345
Post as Dane pls. I miss him too much.
>>77849347
Bullying cunt
>>77849326
>>77849338
>>77849379
You are the Dane. We all know it.
>>77849399
I'm not tho. I can't really prove that, but I swear I'm not Dane.
>>77849399
well thats pretty obvious, stop giving him attention retard
>>77849430
I'M NOT DANE THO.
>Used to never ever wear hats
>Had to wear a hat for some work shit for about a week
>Am now addicted to wearing a hat pretty much every minute of the day even inside my house
>>77849379
DANE?
>>77849449
*tips*
m'lady
>>77849453
Yes. Dane. I miss him a lot.
Who are the /cum/ oldfags you miss?
>>77849347
Yeah don't bully me very rude
>>77849487
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE
>>77849487
Not a drunk
>>77849487
myself
>>77849487
the romanian in iowa
also the texan who posted thighs or something like that
D
Noflaggers are cancer. Look at this @77849502 completely obsessed with every reddit personality that shovels through here posting homo erotic anime images and erps with them
YOU CANNOT DEFEND THIS BEHAVIOR
What happened to that leaf who was stuck in the hospital that would always foodpost?
>>77849487
I probably am more of an oldfag than everyone else ITT
>>77849487
LMM
>>77849544
I usually hate the distinguishable characters here, but Dane was fun. I miss Dane.
>>77849545
He died. His mom posted about it here.
>>77849487
anyone who posted or posts on /cum/ is gay except for me
>>77849578
he was a big guy
>>77849585
Dane was a little bit gay.
Fuck, There was another fucking oldfag from Cape Breton and he was an absolute faggot but I can't remember his fucking name for the life of me. Victor or something.
god damn chink food
theyre trying to kill us off through faulty bowels
LMM is more obnoxious then Dane dunno why people miss him
>>77849619
Dane probably had bowels too...
>>77849633
this may come as a surprise, but he's ITT
>>77849633
was*
he died in a canning accident
>>77849608
>>77849659
what did xer mean by this
what is LMM probably doing right now?
>>77849650
nope he's dead
What ever happened to the supposed lesbian living in Sweden that fagposted a shitton here? Did she get culturally enriched?
>>77849660
I thought it was a combine accident on a soy farm in Iowa?
>it's a canandian misses himself episode
>>77849675
One would hope.
>>77849683
He was working in a canned corn factory in nebraska and cot cut in half by and industrial can opener
>>77849487
AGS
>>77849710
F :(
>>77849716
ags was pretty good 2bh. he stopped by not too long ago though
>>77849716
CHI
>>77849704
I DON'T MISS MYSELF I MISS DANE.
>>77849608
>>77849659
Hot
Did she ever post nudes?
>>77849710
how do you know this
>>77849778
I went to the funeral
>>77849672
If he were still alive I imagine he would be doing well in class and working hard part time to put himself through college.
But he died in some industrial agriculture related accident. See
>>77849710
>>77849741
i haven't seen him in months
>>77849027
>>77849037
>>77849035
>>77849055
i love you too :3
>>77849793
I wonder if Dane is having a funeral...
>>77849814
Dont, you'll bring him back
>>77849815
promiscuous slut
now this is a classic /cum/ pic
Conspiracy theory:
Jalisco and Bajanon were both jannies, KC was a jannie, Prussia was a jannie, CSIS was a jannie, Oklahomanon was a jannie, Redskin was a jannie, Vancouveranon was a jannie, Dane was a jannie, KC was a jannie, Florida CIA Maine CIA New York CIA and Alaska CIA were all jannies, Poughkeepsie was a jannie, Russia was a jannie, Arkansas was a jannie, Niggeranon was a jannie, That other faggot from Cape Breton was a jannie, Weedman was a jannie, Commiefaggot was a jannie, Lesbian swede was a jannie.
Coincidence? I think not.
Twitter is making better memes than 4chan these days.
This website has just been people reposting cartoon frogs for 13 years.
I created /cum/ making me the oldest of oldfags
>>77849855
Wheres his dick in the sock?
>This website has just been people reposting cartoon frogs for 13 years.
pepe posting only started in 2012 though
>>77849878
this
>>77849878
i dont have it
>>77849856
Also that arsehole that was in The Marines deployed to Afghanistan and that Tijuana slut were jannies.
Explain the cum baby meme to me like I'm a newfag
>>77849892
Why not
>>77849885
don't care
>>77849918
i must not have been in that thread
Everyone on here is a huge weeb.
>>77849885
Pepe is a reddit meemee
>>77849838
Hopefully Dane comes back with him
>tfw someone calls me a slut on an anonomous image board with a >99% male population
WUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77849966
implying there isn't a large male(female) population
>>77849970
Nice
>>77849898
love that baby
>It's another episode of anon's bench press not increasing despite working hard on it
>He roleplays as a woman on the internet
>>77850011
how much you pressing?
I think I've run out of effort to miss Dane with. Feelsweirdman.
Thoughts on the future RadCen president of the United States?
I fucking dare you to name a better webcomic than Nedroid.
whats the name of that song that goes "hold your head up, BOY, hold your head up, BOY, HOLD YOUR HEAD HIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH
>>77850063
that fat nerd is pretty cool
red sox just played the best game of the season
i cant sleep im too hyped
>>77850046
stalled on 165lbsx5
I think im going to add in some spoto presses
>>77850069
Idk, sounds like a sheboon screeching though, hate it
>>77850069
Oasis Song 2
>>77850063
jokes on you, I actually like that song
>>77850094
protip: dumbbell presses
>>77850158
meant for >>77850134
>>77850094
Protect your smaller, more complex muscles. Work out your rotator cuff and back before you progress
Film critics are brainlets.
Music critics are all faggots.
Food reviewers are true chads.
>>77850258
this
>>77850211
Yes i started doing more facepulls and chinups
my routine has a lot of pressing
>>77850161
i can't figure out how to progress on them because the jump is so large (5lbs per dumbbell is huge). so i only do them as an accessory sometimes
>>77850258
critic critics are pinheads
>>77849303
mm. I love the taste of your chapstick
the quality of cum just took a nosedive
>>77850258
you're too good to be true
I want a gf but anytime a girl shows interest I avoid her
>>77850294
t. closet homosexual
>>77850286
>no runescape
there is going to be a ready player one movie
kill all white people
>>77850286
Spirte remix was the tits
Goddammit I miss it so much
>>77850286
I still unironically play SWBF2. It's still just as good.
>>77850311
I have admired you from a distance for years
>>77850286
Man osmosis jones was fucking terrible even for a kids movie
>>77850285
You should take a nosedive off something high up friend.
>>77850307
>attracted to women
>literally get erections when talking to them
>don't get turned on by men
yeah totally gay
>>77850330
thank you
>>77850339
don't reply to me, loser
I lost my giant Jewish nose at a Needs shop down the road and I need help looking for it, I'll give anyone who helps me find it a used condom and one dime.
Why do women get so defensive about extremely shallow tastes?
It occurs even tin he gayest shit like poetry: A literature professor criticizes Rupi Kaur (see picture) and her fans go apeshit about how she's the greatest poet ever despite never reading anything like Elliot, Zukofsky, or Celan.
>>77850356
Watch out bruv i'm a janny and I love my hotpockets.
>>77850385
who cares what some random people think?
I wanna be Umaru forever
I don't work forever
I wanna get much money and gf not to do anything
>>77850399
I liked this post
>>77850385
WARNING: I'm just pulling stuff out of nowhere for this
Women seem to have more of a dependency on social groups than men, so when you're critical of the basis of their social order, it's taken as a direct attack. Men seem to be a little bit more individualistic in that they don't really care who does and doesn't approve of them as long as they have some sense of mechanical advantage in life.
>>77850454
Stop teaching English
>>77850454
How's Japan Davido-kun
Me and the gf
>>77850404
evreryone here? why does anyone post here but for approval from anonymous cumdumps
>"You like what you see?"
>>77850529
dont really care
>>77850478
>>77850491
I am not American and Canadian pig
>>77850548
mexican?
@poopsylvania
you cared enough to reply :^)
>>77850548
sooooo yooooo neeeeeeeeeeee
i mean i liked shitposting with a japong flag when i was there
me and the lads x
>>77850582
brits truly are an abysmal species
>>77850548
Shut up whitu piggu
mfw on benadryl listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0BgFC3R3-A
>>77850590
true
>>77850604
Countries with the most circumcisions:
Israel
Saudi Arabia
USA
>>77850385
>>77850573
No.I am a Hentai Japanese.
>>77850579
Thanks Suomi-kun
>>77850592
You,too.fat man
>>77850614
>Finland
please send qt's(female)
>>77850670
no they be all mine
everyone in the discord is a chad that has had a gf
>>77850696
I havent
>>77850692
does Helsinki have qt's or the capital city there already culturally enriched?
>>77850653
why are you here then
>>77850696
Not everyone who is handsome has a gf
>>77850696
what an ugly gook
>>77850710
sure there are thots, that are by NA ratings cute in helsinki
>>77850715
I can attest to this
i never had a gf
im ah ugless virgin
>>77850696
Really? I need to start using discord
should I dye my hair green
I'm ugly and have never had a gf
>>77850713
Because a >>77849009 pic woman is Japanese.
I had watched her in Japanese internet.
And cuz I am fucking virgin.
my virginity is what i am proud of the most
>>77850766
Me,too.I had gave up to have a beautiful gf.
And I don't wanna have a ugly gf so I will be virgin forever
>>77850766
post your photo
>my virginity is what i am proud of the most
>>77850760
If you like being a faggot then yes.
>>77850783
i like the jpop song you posted several days ago
i am 100% amerindian
white invasor needs to get the fuck outta here ASAP
>>77850766
Me three
>>77850771
which one is your granddad
>>77850766
I'm handsome but really shy :(
>>77850799
>Tfw can't cry anymore
>>77850783
boys can't be virgins you're silly
lol
#tweakermoms
placer is a jewish neet who believes in the fake ukranian ethnicity
>>77850802
which one? Nogizaka46 or Perfume
Where is he now?
>>77850835
Nogizaka46
its not like Im a NEET by choice
>>77850837
That wall was breached long ago unfortunately
Really gotta scratch my butt but i dont want my coworkers to see
>tfw no hiking gf
I wouldn't be so sedentary if I had a fitgirl for motivation
How to get a 28-32 y/o high functioning autistic asian gf lads?
imagine how many Palestinian girls he fucks
>>77850920
>28-32
shit taste
>>77850920
Go to japan my dude
Helps if you look like a nordic god which I'm sure you do
>>77850921
I like dis.
>>77850922
Why would he do that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N-FRiu84P8
https://youtu.be/UDkeSZyahPQ
im not sure if ill be succesful at meeting a girl when i go back to school in september.
>>77851017
I'll fail again
>>77850987
what do you suppose he's doing nowadays
Just my 2 pence but Mexicans are subhumans
>>77851042
dead hopefully
>>77851017
I believe in you
>>77851017
just fucking sit next to a girl in one of your classes and talk to her during a break or before class.
USA USA USA USA USA
>>77850987
modern jpop is kinda shit desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ev23Elqq2yI
what do you do when you feel lonely?
>dead hopefully
imagine having anime pictures on your hard drives
>>77851109
I snuggle with my doggo.
>>77851109
block out the sad thoughts with anime and video games
> My Dad and I went to BK for dinner before going to a Baseball game
> Inside the BK a Muslim family was ordering ( 1 Kid, 2 men, 3 females)
> Thought I walked into the Middle East for a second
> But go up to the counter order my chicken sandwich and my dad orders some burger. Pay and get our drinks.
> Looking for a place to sit
> Over hear the Muslims
> The two males tell the 3 females that they have to sit at a different table from them because they don't deserve to sit with them
> The 3 females comply and sit at a table across from them
Why are Muslims such subhumans?
>asian people disgust me
>anime? huge fan
>This is all completely true. I've been wasting my time, essentially throwing it away and pissing on it out of spite, for an entire fucking decade and have absolutely nothing to show of it beyond hundreds, if not thousands, of pictures of beautiful women I never really go through anyway. I have no friends from here, I learned nothing of value, I have no stories to share with the people in my life, and have no meaningful lasting memories. This site has merely made me more cynical, rigid, and hateful.
>One thing that post got wrong is why I come here. It's not addiction that drags me here, it's self hatred. I know this hell hole is void of quality but I continue crawling back because I see no value in myself. I don't seek out things I want to do because deep down I feel I don't deserve such joy. Instead I come here to bathe in the misery of thousands of individuals, all indiscernable behind the cloak of anonymity.
>I hope everyone in this thread, and on this board, and on this entire site, leaves here some day. Nothing of worth is to be found here. I will leave someday, and honestly, each passing day makes me hate this place a little more. Each day brings less enjoyable threads, less quality posts, less reason to justify coming back.
>>77851148
anime girls look nothing like their real life counterparts
Fucking niggers wouldn't get shot so much if they'd keep their ashy little coon hands off of other peoples property
you only hate asians because youre jealous and you are a jew
>>77851148
Who are you quoting? No one has ever said this.
>Who are you quoting? No one has ever said this.
imagine having pepe pictures on your hard drives
>>77851196
imagine being a grown man and saving anime pictures
>>77851196
don't remember the last time i used one
yes, Im totally jealous. Not like my school is full of hideous gooks and chinks
I'm white.
behead those who insult nihon
>ooga boooga da yellow man does better computers than me, and im ukranian jew, me mad
>>77851225
and the flips
dont get me started on filipinos
>>77851235
where do you keep getting this idea that Im ukrainian
>>77851196
this only filthy r/donald posters use them
Really not a fan of this "quoting things people have never said" meme.
>>77851245
The Sacramento poster was Ukrainian
>Really not a fan of this "quoting things people have never said" meme.
>>77851252
but he still posts here
really not a fan of /cum/
>>77851245
you have stated that your grandmother was a ukranian jew on several occasions
>>77851278
Me neither
lol
>>77851278
not a fan of /int/ in general
>>77851288
not even once. One's irish, the other was born in NY
>>77851295
good
>>77851295
throwing people in jail for marijuana is fucking retarded and just serves your dumbass country's prison industrial complex.
REALLY not a fan of blacks
>>77851303
im still suspicious
>>77851314
Don't act all holier than thou. I've seen Trailer Park Boys. Canadians go to prison for weed too.
Not a huge fan of anyone who isn't white and straight to be perfectly frank with you. i get disgusted by other races and sexual orientations, it ruins my whole day even seeing one.
>>77851314
maybe if they were smart enough to avoid selling weed to officers in uniform, they wouldn't be in jail
>>77851330
>>77851317
A big fan of these posts
>smoking satan's hashish
jews = devil worshipers
>>77851314
Fucking niggers wouldn't go to jail so often if they'd keep their ashy little coon hands off of drugs
>>77851328
weed man has promised to put a stop to that
>>77851351
yes, good goy. Focus on the niggers and beaners. You're practically being cucked right now as they collect all that welfare. Forget all about how the government gives us billions of your tax dollars in subsidiaries or bailouts, and that we don't even pay taxes ourselves because we hide our money overseas. Good little goy :)
>>77851354
trailer parks?
does he hate poor people or something?
>>77851392
Fucking Jews wouldn't get gassed so often if they'd keep their ashy little kike hands off of other peoples shekels
>yes, good goy. focus on the knife at your neck, not in your back
there are actually people ITT who think you can only care about ONE thing at a time
>>77851411
helo?
>>77851417
except /pol/ voted for trump because fuck niggers and beaners, and he is the exact opposite of someone who would remove the plutocrat overlords. If you're worried about the knife in your back you sure aint showin it.
>>77851411
Hitler killed himself, and the nation of Israel receives billions of USA taxpayer money in military aid yearly. You're getting cucked this VERY second.
>>77851458
it's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet
>>77851469
>you're getting cucked
>literally no one here pays taxes
k bud
>bring up /pol/
dropped
>>77851469
>/pol/ is one person
>Hitler committing suicide was a bad idea when the war is clearly over and the allies would have tortured him
"white boys are extremely wea-"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEoKGYmbfGE
make a thread cucks
bout to watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOCBWh5Iwm4
any1 wanna watch with me?