>only 1 chance in life >was born in Russia

>>77841097
>Litwa in the bottom-right corner
What did they mean by this?

BTFO

>>77841168
Hm, i dont know

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>only 1 chance in life
>was born in Acapulco, considered by many the most dangerous urban city in Mexico, America, and sometimes even, the world

cyka blyat

>>77840863
Could be worse for you.
I would gladly switch places with you

>>77841479
At least you can run in US

>>77841538
You even dont know how shitty this country is.

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>>77841542
>you can run in US
Not when
>Your father refused to give you the north-american citizenship when you were born
>You're too por to afford a ticket to the us, let alone staying for a couple of days
>If you try to drive to the fronteer, there's fuckers who can take over toll houses, and demand and absurd ammount of money for you to travel to another place in the country. And if you refuse to pay, they have guns
>Worst part, they're not even narcos

I'd kill these fuckers singlehandedly on a night-stand to visit your country. I look russian, I can blend in with no problem, women look beautiful (even ugly ones look fit for ''death by snu-snu), I play a lot of chess, and know the russian language (atleast the swear words)

Why can't I live there, just for one day?

>>77842010
Visit, but not to live here. Just realize, that even Mexico is much richer than Russia

>>77842235
Poorfag. Life isn't bad

>>77842235
>that even Mexico is much richer than Russia
The fuck are you on about you cuck?

>>77840863
at least you weren't born in amerikkka

>>77841538
This is a testament to just how well off sheltered you are

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those liberal russian crybabies are pretty annoying, I wonder why they're so overrepresented on 4chan

>>77842235
the worst thing is that they are not afraid of lying about their own country

>he suffers in russia
just get a qt russian girl and everything will be fine

>he suffers in america
just get a qt american girl and everything will be fine

>>77842451
>average income
>>77841470
One gets 60.000$
Another 5 get 4.000$
Average > 13.000$

>>77842515
>>77842597
Sorry, Im not muslim

GRP per capita in Pskov oblast is 3400$.

>>77840863
In what city do you live? I've been to cities that look much better then what I've seen in the Netherlands

>>77842808
Been to Russian cities*

>>77842597
>qt american girl
Lech, please

>>77840863
>one chance in life
>born in rich boring western europe as white blonde male
just kill me now

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>>77842808
Berezniki

>>77841582
The point is you could move to America with the excuse that your country sucks which I can't.
Also Russians are not as bad seen as germs in most parts of the western world believe it or not.

>>77842925
>the value of being a part of a country solely relies on if they are seen as good or bad in the western world
Even if Germany is filled to the brim with migrants and degeneracy, you shouldn't give it up to live in some alcoholic semi-poor shithole

>>77843013
This

>>77842925
Siberia and the Russian far east has always appealed to me in some strange way, sure it is cold as fuck but it's far away from Europe and close to nature, Krasnoyarsk seems like a nice place

>>77843013
You missed the point.
It's not about living there it's about being from there. Of course I would immediately leave Russia but as a Russian it's simply easier in most ways in America.

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>>77843085
>Krasnoyarsk
>Nature
I think, inhabitants of Krasnoyarsk dont think that its nice place

>>77843137
Western world isn't exclusive to USA.
I also don't think you are correct your point as well, most people in the Democratic party see Putin as the devil and I'm sure carry baggage for Russians as a whole here from it.. Majority of Americans have German ancestry.

>>77841313
Lol.

>>77843201
:c

>>77843244
Russia should not be allowed to have nukes now.

>>77843187
Ok let me make this clearer.
When you ask the average American or even average western worlder the following questions:
>who would you rather want as your friend?
>with which one would you rather go into a bar
>who do you trust more
>from which of these people would you rather watch a movie/read a book/buy products from

And you only present these two (rus and germ) as answers, which one do you think they would overwhelmingly vote for?

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>>77843085
Same
In Germany everything is well-organized, every place signposted, every place accessible by road, almost every corner of this country shows some trace of human activity, everything is well-maintained. Thousands of strict laws prevent you from having fun. It all seems very dull and routineous imo.
Siberia has an adventurous appeal to me, where there is like one big city center and the rest consists of untouched wilderness and a few remote villages, where bears roam the streets, the climate is harsh, people live in old wooden houses, etc.
Some people go to Africa or India but my dream is to go to Siberia and do survival stuff there

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>>77843173
Not all of Krasnoyarsk is an industrial area
But I can totally understand why living in Russia wouldn't be appealing to everyone, it's a harsh life compared to the West

>>77843562
I really don't understand this German self-loathing. Are you on a proxy? The answers to those questions would be German easily, lol

hello russia :3

>>77840923
>>77840953
>>77841046
comfy

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>>77840863
>only 1 chance in life
>was born tall and blond in Greece

I wanna buy a gun. Not this shit which allowed here, a real gun. Beretta 92 or Colt AR 15. I wanna get in my Dodge and drive through Nevada and Arizona. I wanna eat real burgers. Fuck, i wasnt born where i should.

>>77843889
These answers would all be Russian especially outside the US.
Stop lying.

>>77844117
Just because of interest. "Oh, guys, look here this pig is drunk ahain!"

>>77844117
Well I guess it heavily depends on where you are.
Also, I think the international community would consider Germans to be more trustworthy, but Russians are more fun to hang out with

>>77844161
Or something like that. Just because it will be more exotic.

>>77843905
This is a sad thread
:c

>>77840863

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B1M3IPVcXs

>>77844253
THEY smile when we are sad

>>77844309
Thats not funny, thats fucking shame. I see this every day and tired.

>>77842010
>Your father refused to give you the north-american citizenship when you were born
What??? Are you half American(U.S.) Canadian?

>>77844446
Maybe he speaks about jus soli?

>>77842451
>those shitty diaspora crybabies are pretty annoying, I wonder why they're so overrepresented on 4chan
FTFY

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>>77844309

>>77843562
>Ok let me make this clearer.
>When you ask the average American or even average western worlder the following questions:
>>who would you rather want as your friend?
>>with which one would you rather go into a bar
>>who do you trust more
>>from which of these people would you rather watch a movie/read a book/buy products from
>And you only present these two (rus and germ) as answers, which one do you think they would overwhelmingly vote for?
German. We have a bunch of crazy Jersey shore tier Russian-Jewish diaspora.

>>77844406
I like the song. It's a catchy cover at least.

>>77840863
I know that feel

>>77840863
GTA IV proofs you can make it in the USA.

>>77845158
Where are you from?

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>>77845215
Here a real life example too

>>77841470
Time for gommunism?

>>77845352
Time for true capitalism, not mutant feodal version of it

>>77845297
nie skazhu

>>77843905
hello seashell

>>77845398
But poccия нe фюдaл

>>77845500
ёp мoм иc нoт фюдaл

>>77845500
Hah. It is

>>77845500
>>77845553
>poccия нe фюдaл
>Poccia not fidal
huh?

>>77845806
He wright "Russia isnt feodal" with mistakes

>>77845847
Thanks
*write

>>77845863
*wrote
Oh, shit, such a child mistake

>>77845925
a ты дaвнo c двaчoв?

>>77845969
m8 you arent even writing with a real alphabet cut it out lmao!!!

>>77845985
фaк oфф фэтти

>>77845969
Я тyт yжe мecяцeв 15 тopчy, oт этoгo eщё oбиднee былo тaкyю хpeнь нaпиcaть

>>77846021
rude

>>77845985
пиндocы тyпыe и вoняют XD

>>77846033
feudal пpaвильнo пишeтcя

>>77846036
sorry matey

>>77846045
Pyд

>>77846073
Убeй мeня. Я oпoзopилcя пepeд миpoвoй oбщecтвeннocтью

>>77846103
дa лaднo ты eщe нe видeл кaк я тyт oбcepaлcя)

>>77846158
)0

>>77846168
))

>>77840863

cyka blyat rush b idi nahui

>>77846209
I have already rushed it today

>>77846209
Hello Pedro what burritos are the best?

imagine you had three chances
and still born russian bydlo next brazilian favelado then somalian pirate

>>77846312
I would sit in the corner with my knees bent and crying

>>77840863
According to the congolombian guy you guys are about to inherit the earth after the US crashes.

>>77844082
come home brother

>only 1 chance in life
>born in south america
just NUKE us

>>77846640
Thats a dream of all life. Someday i'll do it

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>>77846701

>>77846872
Heт!

>>77840863
Come to America, come to NYC
If you don't have any connections you better have street smarts or you will suffer a very long time and probably never make it

>>77847339
Im studing and going to move after this. Thanks for motivation

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> only 1 chance in life
> was not born in ukraine