>amerifats think that this is what Mjölner looks like

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Actually it looks like this

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>>77835132
Thats a weapon of a comic book hero
Real 'thor' was named Perun and had an axe. Later St. Elijah got in his place with the help of Arch Angel Mike because Perun was becoming an asshole.
God ordered him to give his axe and thunder chariot to St. Elijah.
Tomorrow will be the St. Elijah day and you cant work. There will be thunderstorms, always does. Every year.

Real Mjölner is a penis.

>>77836304
What if there aren't?

>>77836359
ill cut your fucking balls off

>>77835132
who cares about this fantasy bullshit?