/brit/

anime

baloompf impeachment soon lads

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anime

ok brits what would you rather, donald trump prime minmister for 5 years here or brexit. I vote for trump

at primary school I always got bullied by the chinese girls - which hurt because they knew kung fu or whatever
then on my secondary school induction day I got bullied by this gypsy demon spawn girl
then in year 7 I got bullied by some girls 2 years above me, which carried on into year 8

year 9 I got bullied by the halfcaste girls because I said the word nigger at one point
in year 10 I got bullied by this chubby girl with massive tits
in year 11 I got bullied by this emo girl but eventually she stopped and became my gf
in sixth form I didn't get bullied because I was only in classes full of men

and at uni I didn't get bullied either
though the yank gf (the one who had to eat at least one burger per week or else she'd get sick) would get "playful" in bed
miss her

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sue

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gf

>>77828436
brexit

>>77828431
>futa
>mlp
Disgusting french lad.

You all supporting the LGBT community?

>>77828434
>>77828419

but what if it's not holy at all???

>>77828436
brexit

trump is a fool

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Reckon I have a problem lads

>>77828472
shut it, yank

>>77828467
i'm fine with LGB yeah

>>77828460
nonce

>>77828460
>flat chest
Gay.
>>77828472
bad pun

>>77828460
>g

>>77828431
imagine how far gone you have to be to get erect to this, can't even fathom it

>>77828472
bizarre post

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>>77828458

listening to free techno

>>77828503
nigga what the hell do you mean "pun"? that's literally what the word comes from

>>77828497
You forgot the P.
>>77828513
Hes just french

>>77828537
you mean free jazz

listening to free jungle

>>77828467
have been known to masturbate to the odd lesbian flick

french are smelly and disgusting

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okay look there are like 8 british threads just tell me her name

>>77828542
didn't forget anything

>>77828542
dont get aroused by this drawn animal shite its funny as hell tho

>>77828539
>nigga
it's embarrassing to even read your posts desu, sort yourself out

>tower 7 which happens to be accounting offices for the pentagon and other security services falls by "fire" hours after planes hit
Hmmm.

>tfw im 24 and never had a gf
feels bad man
at least i held hands with a girl once
she was chinese anjd had a mo' though

>>77828562
ask /fr/

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Alri

>>77828576
Hes a trendy urban racist kid.

>>77828562
corina-simone la boulangerie

https://youtu.be/1VoJOneArQ8

>>77828586
ah yes the pentagon staged an elaborate terrorist attack to commit simple accounting fraud

hmm yes very clever

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you and me
are shaped by some things
well beyond our
acknowledgement

Getting involved

>>77828556
tiny brain

>>77828424
small brain

>>77828458
normal sized brain

>>77828463
large brain

>>77828460
HUGE brain

>>77828431
GIANT BRAIN

heading out

>>77828576
I just prefer a word that's not tied to holy days when it's, y'know, not the case. No need to get all buttflustered about it.

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/rickandmorty/

>the Van Allen belt
>The faked photos
And people still believe in the moon landings? Lol

if you see me walking down the street
and I start to shart
each time we meet

>>77828650
/fagandpoopusher/

>butt
fuck off yank

>>77828648
nobody cares

>>77828673
i know you are but what am i

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>>77828650
Not liking rick and morty is the most reddit shit ever.

@8648
I said "sort yourself out" not "keep being cringey and continue speaking to me as if you are my equal", runt.

>>77828614
>Not knowing they just saw a great opportunity to do it and then did

>>77828632
interesting

>>77828716
do you have a single fact to back that up?

we have to make a post.

we will make the post, and mexico will pay for it

folks, this post will be the greatest post ever. believe me folks. no one writes posts better than me

>>77828614
trillions

>>77828611
is there no more of her? I can't find anything

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>>77828701
good post

>>77828458
the gf

>>77828739
chucling

>>77828729
Buildings don't freefall straight down because they're on fire mate. Therefore it was a controlled demolition. Therefore the us govt did it. It happened 7 hrs after the planes hit, that's enough time.

>>77828739
idk
I can make up another name if you like

Doing an asexual listen to music

>>77828739
i already tried look cant find anything

>>77828746
look nigger i am american i do not speak your fucking baguette language just give me a name

got called an african american in KFC

>>77828688
clearly not, thanks for proving that with your reply sweetie :^)

>>77828779
omlette du fromage

>>77828756
well that's me convinced

>this yank actually spend time googling "corina-simone la boulangerie"
hahahha

>>77828729
Number one: In 1945, corporations paid 50 percent of federal taxes. Now they pay about 5 percent. Number two: in 1900, 90 percent of Americans were self-employed; now it’s about two percent.

>>77828729
pretty sure he wouldn't be around for much longer if he did

guys how do i find a thai massage that is stil open after 12?

hate UCUM
hate Manchester
hate MMU
hate UCLAN
look down upon Liverpool JMU
love Lancaster and Liverpool

>>77828756
jet fuel might not be hot enough to melt steel beams, but it can weaken the structure enough to the point that it buckles and allows the building to collapse

tall buildings in western countries are designed to be demolished without obliterating the surrounding area, they're designed to go downwards

Cool brainlet fact:

if you reply to something saying you don't care, YOU ACTUALLY CARE (even though you just stated you don't)

fascinating ey? I love psychology *catches some dribble as it falls out of my mouth*

>>77828823
retard

>>77828820
excellent post

>>77828756
every moderately tall building in a city is designed to fall inwards

>>77828795
IT'S OMLETTE AU FROMAGE EVEN I KNOW THAT

'37
dont care

>>77828848
oh are you talking about building 7?

that was just some crafting accounting

anyone have that gif of rubble from the twin towers hitting wtc7

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>jet fuel might not be hot enough to melt steel beams, but it can weaken the structure enough to the point that it buckles and allows the building to collapse
>
>tall buildings in western countries are designed to be demolished without obliterating the surrounding area, they're designed to go downwards

>>77828877
did you find the name then? i need it too

>>77828874
fucking hell could he get more BTFO

>shills are actually itt
Fuck off you stupid twats nobody believes the govt lies

>>77828837
>keep trying to correct someone and engaging in discussions about a topic
>i dont care at all about it tho lmao

ah yes, logic is a wonderful thing

guys i am considering looking for thai massage for pulling myu willy
but i cant find one here thats open
what do??

>>77828895
WTC demolition created a portal to prison universe, where we are now

>>77828946
reckon you might have to give the ol' 'cide a go lad

>>77828902
Bizarro Rorkesheed

>>77828903
no :(

>>77828941
like I said, brainlets love that fact :)

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>>77828946
A good idea would be to kill yourself you weeb mong

>>77828946
wait until tomorrow

>>77828946
I have a friend on /pol/ who helped some thais open one. Hell hook you up

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egginflo

>people will believe the government is willing to kill their own people but will call you crazy if you doubt the veracity of the so called dinosaurs

>>77828979
I guess even brainlets are right sometimes ;)

>>77828756
very poor arguments in this post

>>77828992
but then i wont be drunk
>>77828964
>>77828986
but than i will still be a 'gin

>>77829068
drink again tomorrow

have

you

GIVE ME A (you) at exactly 4:29pm

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>>77829040
a metagrobolising post

>>77829116
ok

>>77829081
nce again i will still be drunk
i want to be virgin but dont at the same time
unly drunk can fix this

I'm in love

>>77829040
what do you think those skeletons are then?

convinced the median IQ on this board can't be higher than 90 - 95

>>77829116
Shall not.

>>77829144
Definitely. My IQ is 150 and I can see the difference in my own line of reasoning and post quality compared to everyone else's

>>77829140
More bullshit from the Big Museums

Just decided to stop being racist today.

>>77829116
ok

16:31:00

>>77829187
haha mong

guys pls tell me a thai masage that is still open i melbouren!!!

>>77829187
idiot

listening to the new tribe called quest album

>>77829216
hello black man

>>77829203
Ping Pong Cannon on King's Avenue 23

They're coming for Tim
https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/892402812654682113

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#woke

16:33:00

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>>77829250

16:33:37

Just drank a V and didn't feel the urge to mistreat a person because they were black. Think my brain might be telling me something.

16:34:00

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>>77829271
nice

>>77829271
>>77829282
YES LADS

>>77829271
>>77829282
good job

>>77829304

>>77829304
!!!!!

>>77829242
it didnt woirk
and its kind stret not aventuye

what the fuck is going on

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>>77829304

>>77829304
science can't explain this

16:36:11

what, normal doubles too passe for you cunts now?

*x-files theme plays*

>>77829304
>>77829282
>>77829271
impressive

>>77829342
check em

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>>77829271
>>77829282
>>77829304

>>77829315
might be because i made that all up lad

>>77829348
state

Imagine knowing the govt are corrupt and negligent but then believing things like their story on 9/11 or the moon landings

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>>77829380

>>77829368
it's not "their story" though retard

>>77829380
too stupid to pull this trick off

>>77829368
bin Laden literally admitted he was behind it

I automatically believe the opposite of everything I am told because I am an intellectual

>>77829040
>>77829128
What are these flags? Who cast these /brits/ out to these islands?

>>77829444
newrunt

>>77829430
You are a good poster?

>>77829360
well there is as king street in CBD and i think it has brotherls
but i dont want to go there cos there is ilots of normies
i want a massage place used to non-normies like me pls help
also how is denmark|?

im an intellectual contrarian but only ironically

>>77829340
underrated

I don't believe anything unless it's been upvoted at least 450 times on reddit

>>77829418
Literally a CIA operative
Brainlet

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Miss me yet?

oh fuck me it's 16:41:13 and I've wasted another day

>>77828874
is this the welsh powerhouse in action?

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what have you done for your gf today lads?

>>77829478
mong

it needs at least 2000

>>77829418
I would admit to it too if I was against the country who'd just suffered a massive attack.

wikileaks is a front for russian intelligence
edward snowden is a russian agent
the NSA did nothing wrong

>>77829508
don't have one

>>77829527
bootlicking toad

>>77829527
Is this danelad

>>77829461
it's great, lots of thai massage places

>>77829508
don't have one

>>77829508
it's national yorkshire day, shan't be having women mucking it up

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why dint i get more (you)s

going for a shower which involves getting naked and wet

I wish I was part of the lad culture when I was at uni

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who /carries knives here/?

Was thinking about posting some disgusting mlp futa but then realised i had none cause im not french.

>>77829568
isnt that illegal in the poo-k lol

hate QLD
hate NSW
hate Victoria
hate WA
hate NT
love SA
simple as

have done fuck all today

>>77829535
he's right tho

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maria

>>77829594
Same

Swear it was midday about 20 minutes ago as well. Pissing my life away

>>77829538
alri

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>>77829557
Hmmm, ah yes, I see.
*deletes google and installs bing*

>>77829590
abo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iqx8ji7VgrQ

>>77829544
fuggi cant find one that is open now
almost 2pm
now i listen to linkin park and cut myself to sleep
RIP Chester!!!

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>>77829622

>>77829622
Yanks have a fucking national Yorkshire pudding day?

/brit/ is a known front for russian intelligence.

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Thoughts on Narendra Modi?
He's like a synthesis of rorkeism and neoliberalism

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fascism on the rise in america

American psycho is an absolutely vulgar book. Not really disgusted by many things but this is awful. Have deep concerns for the author

>>77829660
yes

very popular delicacy in america

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUMiZKyM6AA

>>77829588
it's illegal without good reason.
i carry mine as self defence but the poo-lice wouldn't agree

>>77829660
every day is some made up holiday here

>>77829663
Imtelligenc? Hehe hdnn ksnsbsb

Bdudrrtddbb jssnn

>>77829651
nowt wrong with national sovereignty lad

>>77829671
Hate this disgusting racist fucktard

>>77829588
You, esé!
You, esé!
You, esé!

>>77829705
'ck

>>77829668
modi a shit

talks the rad cen talk but ends up just another hindu rorke

think the aussie hunting for normie-free thai massage shops might be in dire need of some professional assistance

how do we help him?

>>77829687
He's bent

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>mfw listening to JRE and they start talking fights

>>77829705
'ed

>>77829705
cuck

Hearing blumpf will resign by Christmas

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>>77829727
what you plating at, frog?

>>77829719
Swift punch to the jugular

>>77829734
greatest gift ever HAHA

not really that'd be terrible

>>77829718
>>77829719
snap

>>77829734
can you bet on this yet? i'd put good money on him resigning before the end of 2018

>>77829660
They have whatever the corporations tell them to have. Not selling enough Yorkshire puddings? Why, the President has just declared today National Yorkshire Pudding Day! Thunderous clapping and sharting for everyone!

>>77829734
Louse Mensch told me the death penalty is being considered

>>77829727
Joe bogan is shit

>>77829734
he's going to resign by the end of august, trust me, he has too. he has gotten away with being bigotted and racist for too long

Just found out 100% aryan peoples buttholes self-lubricate. Explains so much really.

gius i really want to fuck a girl near me but idk how to find one

enough with this babby 'resignation' shit
I want to see scrumpf executed for treason before the year is out

Hate people who have any awareness of or opinions either way on cringy millennial youtube polemicists

>>77829805
never heard of em

>>77829687
properly rough as a badgers arse that book

the ex said it turned her on

i left

Trump will be on office till January 2025 lads...no point denying it

Like girls
Like men
Like traps
Hate futa

Simple as.

>>77829805
Agreed LAD

>>77829805
struggling to decipher this post

schlongf will be tried for high treason within the next couple hours

>>77829805
You hate yourself then?

Engelbert Humperdinck is not my president.

Zhrumft is literally finished hahaaha

>>77829822
Cory Booker will destroy him in 2020 mate

I get up, and nothing gets me down.
You got it tough. I've seen the toughest all around.
And I know, baby, just how you feel.
You've got to roll with the punches to get to what's real
Oh can't you see me standing here,
I've got my back against the record machine
I ain't the worst that you've seen.
Oh can't you see what I mean?
Might as well jump. Jump!
Might as well jump.
Go ahead, jump. Jump!
Go ahead, jump is not my president

Think tenald drooomphs not my president but forgot to check.

nigger things:
>rap
>big arses
>bling
>arsehole tonguing
>"side-hoes"
>nigger dancing- lots of shaking, twerking, tribalistic moving.
>single mums
>smoking cannabis
>dreads/braids

white people have started to do these things too sadly

>>77829879
basically anyone apart from shit cunt pooface clinton would have

TILDE AND EBIN, CAN YOU COME OUT TO PLAY X

>>77829879
cory in the house

nah hoping it will be kamala harris

all dems need to do is run someone who isn't wh*te
really is that simple

>>77829887
he's not the rightful president cos even though he won most of the states hillary got 0.1% more votes, american democracy is a sham desu

why does /brit/ hate Trump and want him impeached?
i don't even like him that much but it feels like i'm on reddit

>>77829946
drumpfkin can't handle the banter

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this girl from /sp/ just sent me this

>>77829946
I don't

>>77829766
rubbish post but I still snorted at it

>>77828393
what a thread.

>>77829946
i don't hate trump but i reckon he's bad for this country

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>I don't hate shlumpf

>>77829946
He's G*rman

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>>77829921
It will Zuckerberg
Can't cuck the zuck

>>77830003
how is he bad for Britain?
hillary would have double-teamed us with the EU after Brexit, at least Trump is being somewhat neutral

>>77830018
too much of a sperg

>>77830018
doubt he'll have the stones for it

like schrumpff i don't think he understand politics very well

reading evola

가짜 ข่าว is not my president

>>77830052
Your Hand-to-hand skill has gone up

I'm a proud cuck.

Drumpf is a fucking joke

Controls congress and senate and can't get anything done? Nepotism and Jews in the cabinet?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13594116
http://www.strawpoll.me/13594116
http://www.strawpoll.me/13594116
http://www.strawpoll.me/13594116

http://www.strawpoll.me/13594116
http://www.strawpoll.me/13594116

BLUMPH POLL

just caught myself close an /int/ tab and instantly open another one

*sticks a withered paw through a gap in your floorboards and begs feebly for food*
*recoils with a hiss when you step too near*

dudes i cant find any thai masage or somethine similar that is open right now what do i do??

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where the FUCK has summer gone? it's so grim out

>>77830018
>learned Mandarin

No you fucking didn't, kyke

>learned

learnt*

*learned't

>>77830018
Must be nice having basically unlimited time and money.

>>77830115
its alright here mate

hate skub
simple as

>>77830158
used to unironically own a pro skub shirt

>>77830106
/brit/? more like /rorke/

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business idea: stay in a youth hostel in Paris for one week and just sit in a park every day trying to do shitty paintings of my surroundings, then maybe hitting up a gay bar in the evening

no sightseeing, no walking tours no "experiences", just me loafing around in a pretty park and killing time on me tod

thoughts?

>>77830174
>pro skub
how embarrassing

>>77830135
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu9qlDsG2tU

>>77830018
>read 25 books
Is this a photoshop? That's fuck all.

>>77830029
don't like his attitude to russia and reckon he'll bottle it when it comes to supporting us

>>77830207
It's a lot when you have the constant distraction of being able to afford all the cocaine and prostitutes in the world.

>>77830204
not a rorke but this is utter degeneracy

Odds I take the bus into town to buy nice alcohol
Evens I walk to Sainsbury's down the road and buy 4 pack of stella and some supermarket vodka

>>77830233
doesnt need prostitutes, he's married to a plain asian girl

still owe my scottish trans friend a bottle of vodka from ages ago

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>>77827145
>>77827145
>>77827145
>>77827145
new one

>>77830251
why doesn't your sainos have nice alcohol?

>>77830213
how should Russia be treated?

>>77830271
>>77830271
>>77830271

>>77830207
He's a jew that stole the invention of his aryan masters, doubt he can produce a thought of his own.

>>77830251
all tastes the same tbqh

>>77828393
Good edition

>>77830233
I guess. Teddy Roosevelt read at least one a day, even when president.

http://bookriot.com/2014/01/30/teddy-roosevelts-10-rules-reading/

I read two in one day once, but they were Alaister MacLean novels. Not massive, and they're real page turners.