https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SsgZWhLceM edition
/deutsch/
>>77827145
Satania sucks
In the dentists waiting room
>>77827145
why make 2 threads you fags you are worse than britfeel
>>77827598
the what
forever
russia's stated goal is to undermine the west
>>77827187
hate foxes
>>77830169
why is his face always soaking wet with what looks like an oily substace?
>>77830347
fuck off newfag
>>77830347
it's bio-oil newfriend
Was near Shrewsbury other day to meet an online buddy and went to Greggs. Saw someone working there who I'm pretty sure is a pre-op tranny. Can't be 100% certain, as they look to be early transitioning... but lol. Would be cuter if they weren't so freaking skinny.
baffles me how deanos have no issue taking a personal phone call on a crowded bus
genuinely wish I was that confident
anime
>>77830233
I guess. Teddy Roosevelt read at least one book a day, even when president.
http://bookriot.com/2014/01/30/teddy-roosevelts-10-rules-reading/
I read two in one day once, but they were Alaister MacLean novels. Not massive, and they're real page turners.
>>77830357
Never rated this village bint
>>77830354
>>77830375
I've been here since you fuckers first discovered him. I've never cared to look into him, or what more than a second of his schizo videos.
>>77830405
being a newfag is one thing, but lying about it is just sad
>>77830405
>you fuckers
FOY
>I've never cared to look into him
FOY
>or what more than a second of his schizo videos.
FOY
"the west" is pozzed as fuck
russia and poland are unironically more western right now
>>77830405
cringe
Can we defeat them /brit/?
>>77830444
Britain is literally the original perfidious merchant though
My housemate watches The Young Turks, I can hear Ana Kasparin shouting on his monitor right now.
He's 40 years old and watches content you're meant to be finished with by 19 if you aren't a brainlet retard.
I need to move out.
>>77830467
silence
ive been interrailing for a few days so far and have 25 more to go. but i have an empty week coming up soon i have to fill with something
heres my idea: stay in a youth hostel somewhere for one week and just sit in a park/nice place every day trying to do shitty paintings of my surroundings, then maybe hitting up a gay bar in the evening
no sightseeing, no walking tours no "experiences", just me loafing around in a pretty park and killing time on me tod
What Western European city would be best for that? It needs to have pretty areas, be safe, and have a decent gay nightlife.
(Not London, thats where I usually live)
>>77830444
we ARE the merchants
>"the west" is pozzed as fuck
>russia and poland are unironically more western right now
>>77830478
Madrid
>>77830478
Bradford
>>77827145
dem videos when the only polaken in your town gets on video..
https://youtu.be/tvgVMD5DGqM
>>77830440
+15 rubles
I swear every Jewish person in Britain is either famous or at the very least has a famous cousin/uncle
There's like 150k of them in the UK but so many are rich and famous. When you take out the orthodox ones that keep themselves to themselves the percentage gets even higher
Really beyond reason
>>77830478
what direction are you going in from brussels?
>>77830483
Fucking hell Hitler, good job man!
I unironically watch other people playing video games
Why yes, I am a virgin
dudes i want a"""massage""" but i cant find any that is open right
now
probably for the best but right now i am frustrated
Literally don't want to give my progeny inheritance as such.
The will i write will be such that they can only use my inheritance money for a list of pre-approved expenditures such as university fees, other lessons or training, for buying things like musical instruments, stuff for making art, books, weightlifting or exercise equipment and so on.
certainly not working my arse off so Junior can blow it all on Coke.
Libertarian family man for closed borders and free market. Pro: West, gun, life, gay, Israel, Trump, cop, 1stA. Anti: Nazi, feminist, Islam. #ProudBoy
NEED a dominating east asian lady clad in latex to tie me up and violently assault me
>>77830478
southampton
On a ferry lads
>>77830570
you will not reproduce
>>77830531
well right now im heading north, to Amsterdam and Copenhagen to Oslo
Then my free week begins in Oslo
>>77830483
>not even 6 million Jews in all of the countries Hitler conquered put together
>he still managed to kill 6 million
REALLY made me think
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/I%20swear%20every%20Jewish%20person%20in%20Britain/
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/Literally%20don't%20want%20to%20give%20my%20progeny%20inheritance%20as%20such/
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/My%20housemate%20watches%20The%20Young%20Turks/
absolutely baffling gimmick
>>77830580
What if she sits on your face and farts whilst wanking you off and insulting you for being disgusting?
>>77830638
that sounds good too
>>77830570
>buy 200,000 dollars worth of exercise equipment
>return it for all the money
cheers for the money dad
off to see bad religion tonight lads
>>77830612
mathallen is comfy in oslo so is the boat over to the island museums desu
>>77827145
iceberg alley season, wew
>>77830612
so you're going to sit in oslo drawing people?
maybe gothenburg would be a better place to do that
now that there are two danelads, i suggest we differentiate them by referring to them as danekike and danerorke
>>77830634
so odd. we get some very weird nonces posting here don't we
>>77830722
no no, right now im with a whole bunch of people and we're doing touristy stuff. in Oslo we will seperate and i can go wherever I choose to start my week alone
>>77830682
thanks for the tip, ill try to check them out
I remember when all newspapers were black and white
how do icebergs exist
>>77830738
I'd be in favour of this if it weren't for the fact that """"dane""""kike isn't even danish
>>77830738
need a lady to give em a """massage""" but cant find one
>>77830768
oh right
i suppose if i was in oslo and had a bunch of free time to myself i'd try and go see some norwegian nature
fjords and rocks and hikes up mountains etc
>>77830777
take some ice
now make it bigger
>>77830777
get a big bit of water. now add cold.
>>77830802
didnt bring any hiking gear.
Since ill be carrying my backpack for 30 days, i didnt want to take anything i didnt 100% need
(ill buy paints at the place i end up at)
you like my new watch lads?
reckon subway is the best high-street lunch
ice"berg"
reminder that FDR's program was in the true sense of the word, fascist, even described as such by Mussolini
>>77830868
"no"
>>77830871
subway is utter rubbish
>>77830871
>not pret
>>77830895
probably why it was shit
>>77830916
had much better success than any communist program
Still remember when the geographic and magnetic poles were at the same place.
NEED to convince the gf to sit on my face
>>77830895
never watched it so wouldn't know desu. what channel was it on?
>>77830935
new deal is widely recognised to have had a limited effect
coming off the gold standard was what really got the economy going again desu
>>77830561
have been doing this going on 9 years now, and yes you don't need to ask; I am
can't watch US kitchen nightmares anymore after watching the british one
every skeevy fucker with a boston accent thinks hes a better chef than ramsay and the music and sound effects are dreadful
Just impeached orange shart man
>>77830868
>the virgin wrist
any travel man in?
fancying doing a cheeky so called interrail next year
how does this look?
any suggestions for changes very welcome
not sure if i'm visiting these cities for long enough to appreciate them t b h
>>77830971
It's called acting, editing and sensationalism
Learn 2 reality TV
>>77830895
Fascism with American characteristics
>>77831019
doxed ;)
>>77831046
UK episodes are calmer and more diverse
all US episodes are the same
>>77831019
budapest is the only city on your list worth visiting
>>77831019
Cities are pretty boring world wide, so 2/3 nights is plenty
>download the Alex Jones podcast to fall asleep to
>"Hellow this is Paul Joseph Watson sitting in for A-..."
Nope.jpg
>>77831019
Don't. Rather visit one place to exhaustion.
>>77831019
How much would this cost?
>>77831019
Looks good lad. 3 nights is plenty for the bigger cities
>>77831056
So what you're saying, is diversity is a strength?
>>77831056
yeah the calmer ones are much better
can't stand the 'EEEEEE' sound that plays in the US version when something out of the ordinary is shown
I was sitting in a bar one time and I saw a Jewish man walk in and sit down to have a drink. After a few drinks a Chinese man came in and sat next to him. The Jewish man immediately turned and punched the other man in the face.
The Chinese man shouted, "You fool! What was that for?" The Jewish man replied, "That's for Pearl Harbor." Chinese man said, "You idiot, I am Chinese not Japanese!" Jewish man replied, "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?"
The Chinese man proceeded to punch the Jewish man in the face.
The Jewish man clutched his jaw and said angrily, "Ow, why did you do that?!" The Chinese man replied, "That's for the Titanic." Jewish man said, "But the Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!"
The Chinese man smiled and said, "Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
I could have been a non-virgin
but u guys didn';t help me
now i will always be a virgin
have that always on your conciounce!
howling
>>77831076
how in the utter fuck do you fall asleep to Alex Jones
I was born a virgin
I'll die a virgin
>>77831105
well, who wants to watch the same episode over and over and over again
>>77831138
>I was born a virgin
would be weird if you weren't
>>77831128
>>77831131
It's comfy
>>77831144
i'm guessing everyone here since we still post on /brit/
>>77831168
hmm
>>77831019
are you going alone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp-sr5LNA50
>>77831128
link?
>>77831048
darn >:(
>>77831066
i see
i've never been to a capital city apart from london
>>77831072
nice good good
>>77831086
where la?
>>77831097
been pricing up hostels and shit
with interrail ticket + eurostar + flight from amsterdam it comes to about 1700
but obviously you need day to day budget for alcohol etc so im not sure yet
>>77831098
nice one la
>>77831188
gonna try and recruit some lads but they're boring and would probably rather go shagaluf or similar places
so yeah i'll probably end up going alone
>>77831241
girly post
>>77831234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYV1yfmUGYY
>>77831076
what's wrong with pjw
Why yes, I am a virgin. Just felt like I need to point it out, simple as.
>77831241
Shan't be responding to this kind of a post
>>77831202
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-pakistan-rape-idUSKBN1AC1DL
reminder we had 1.1m of these people in 2011
>>77831260
Thanks linkbitch
>>77831248
i'll show you girly when i bounce your head off the pavement
I feel fucking locked
>>77831263
Irritating inflections in his speech. Owen is much better
>>77831241
1700 is not bad for a month long holiday. If you've got the money go for it
>>77831019
looks all good apart from the manchester bit, would consider living somewhere else x
/brit/ is the only place for me to get the truth out
>>77831019
business idea: skip italy and explore more of eastern europe instead
>>77831353
you gonna confess to noncing lad?
How do I look through someone's friends list on FB without signing in?
>>77831311
Not a single person here gives a flying fuck so fuck off
Never been to London apart from a day trip to Wembley for the footy. Despite the memes I would like to visit
God is ded
>>77831241
fuck off
kingsley
>>77831019
was about to say this >>77831369
too much italy on there
>>77831391
celebrities are postmodern degenerates, who'da thunk
>>77831331
i think i will
>>77831342
i actually live in a nearby town which is far worse than manchester x
>>77831369
not a bad idea
might invest
any suggestions as to where? was looking at krakow or warsaw, maybe croatia
>>77831399
twat
Just want a job ffs
Pride here this weekend. Thinking of going desu.
>>77831391
don't care about celebrity crotch fruit
>>77831455
bit gay
>>77831455
bit gay
yu
zu
Why is there a Pride parade but no Shame festival?
>tfw Trump regret
Why the fuck did I vote for the meme? The white house is an absolute mess. Everything is fucked
>>77831455
Hope you get aids
We need less degenerate gays, so there's more pure gays for those of us who aren't cumbuckets
>>77831455
this must be the 20th Pride event i've heard of this year
can't gays just have one day a year to be depraved
>>77831455
Brighton? I'm going. Not gay but love to drink simple as
>>77831475
ooga booga
think the hairless trend has gone on too long
>>77831510
Belfast actually.
>>77831498
tad gay
>>77831491
actually there should be a virgin pride festival
make normies realise there is no shame in being virgin.
>>77831449
krakow over warsaw definitely
lots of peng little towns on the croation coast
>>77831475
Absolute state of tv
>>77831475
Green
>>77831475
Fuck off Habeshi scum
>Pride Belfast
snorting violently
Nothing wrong with Trump
It's a perfectly natural bodily function
>>77831475
>no black girl
Of course
>>77831525
grim post
you should be ashamed
>>77831527
Second this, been to Warsaw twice and there's not much there really, quite soulless
You lads check out Ebin's blog today?
reckon theft shouldn't be a crime
reckon vigilantism and full force home defence shouldn't be a crime either
any c90adventures man in
virtualmismo
mismoplastico
>reckon theft shouldn't be a crime
>reckon vigilantism and full force home defence shouldn't be a crime either
>>77831527
>>77831581
nice one lads
>>77831606
>theft shouldn't be a crime
why
>>77831628
top tier
really inspired me to go on a similar trip
>>77831628
Yes
When's he going to get rid of that woman
>>77831606
*steals all your stuff*
haha fucking virgin
>28 years old
>all your cousins and siblings have children
>you don't
'magine being french
>belfast pride
*computer explodes from oxymoron abuse*
>>77831628
yes man
love it
>>77831667
he did didn't he
>>77831666
>>77831667
>>77831687
might go on one of his trips lads
>>77831606
>theft shouldnt be a crime
Ah yes, everywhere should be a militarised warzone of people defending thier property
>>77831679
wtf I love France now!
>>77831606
Iceland used to have a sentence where the person found guilty and sentenced to it would no longer be protected by the law. There wouldn't be an official punishment, you just couldn't go to the law if someone battered you or stole your stuff. Even if someone killed you, they wouldn't be punished.
Pretty good system imo. If everyone thinks you're a cunt then it's basically exile, if you can escape (this was a viking society so they would probably have no problem giving you the old blood eagle). If you're accepted by the community and generally forgiven, it might not be such a bad sentence.
>>77831701
that vietnam one looked great
looked like a decent set of people who went on it too
>>77831679
if only
ungrateful bitch
book I'm reading smells very eggy
>>77831722
Thats literally what an outlaw is you dumb little scrote
>>77831743
Smelt some sugar earlier that smelt of fish
used to hate alpen when i was a child
just spent 5 minutes eating it from the box
hmm
and I tip my hat to you fine sir!
>>77831786
can't believe the local shop doesn't have any alpen
egg
>>77831798
O B S E S S E D
>>77831628
only seen the india and iran ones 2bh
makes me wanna go (to the latter of course)
yeah you laugh now but I'll be the one dabbing on your grave
>>77831795
thought it was a staple on the continent
dont care
Getting a mate of mine to acquire some ammonium chloride for me so that I might feast like a king
>>77831839
reasonably sure he's quoting peep show
>I, Toilet Bog Fart, poo solemnly swear that I will fartfully excrement the Offpiss of Pooreshitdent of the Poonited Shites of Arsemericack, and will poo the best of my ability, pooserve, pootect and defend the Constipation of the Poonited Sharts, so help pee God.
>>77831864
peng
*dabs into the thread*
>>77831874
kek lad
>>77831839
asked if they would be ordering any in
he said he didn't know
>Yes, indeed the government itself is a brutish and imperious monolith, which forces us into a dystopian shroud that blinds us from our liberties. It immures and inures our liberties to be belittled, subverted and at last become an institution of tyranny itself by the draconic -- parasitic -- barbaric big brothers.
*becomes a libertarian*
*Grows up*
just played an exhilarating round of space station 13
>>77831864
want to use that bum as a pillow
nothing sexual just looks comfy
>>77831886
'sheed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgdNe9bWhA8
Any drug man in?
What do opiates feel like? Wanna try fentanyl
>>77831864
mint arse
>>77831919
lad fentanyl is like 10 times stronger than heroine
how do i buy weed in amsterdam?
>>77831821
wew lad
first posted that yonks ago
>>77831919
like that period in the morning where you're drifting in and out of sleep and your bed is the comfiest it has ever been
>>77831908
'ork(e)
Just ended racism lads.
>>77831958
smelly paki bastard
>>77831966
just started it back off
>>77831966
*brings it back*
hello niggers
>>77831919
what would your mother think if she saw this post
>>77831936
with money?
>>77831898
i get you bruv
Ladies and gentlemen, I welcome on stage Poo 'n' Shit Man with his new hit single 'I'm only Pooman'
*Cheers and clapping from the audience*
>Maybe I'm foolish, maybe I'm wrong
>Maybe I'll squeeze out, a big fat log
>Cos I'm only pooman after all
>Yeah, I'm only pooman after all
>>77831936
they use euros over there mate
>>77831949
Sounds incredible
>>77831935
Yeah but it's a prescription drug so easier to acquire.
>>77831993
She doesn't even know what weed looks like.
gonna go get a baklava
>>77832001
i think it's just because i'm tired
everything starts to look like a grand place to rest my head
the wife
Do you reckon Stephen Fry is a top or bottom?
My dog puked on someone's wheel arches earlier when I was walking him and I just left it and walked off
>>77832069
Such a munter
Guys I just took all my empty beer bottles out to the rubbish bin
I dropped one from my bag and it rolled across the road and I heard it hit a car but I was too drink to care
Hopefully no one will notice but ath is a problem for tomorrow
golborne road is where i get down
have internalised reverse racism lads
just synthesised an even stronger strain of racism
good evening good evening good evening good evening hello yes I bugger your son in his tight young arsehole
ignore and report the Bradleyposter and his spam
>the Bradleyposter
>ignore and report the Bradleyposter and his spam
Coulda been a pilot, coulda been a doctor
Coulda been a chad, coulda been a mobster
Could have been a mack, did some soul searchin'
Homie matter of fact, I'm a motherfuckin' virgin
>The main Bradley runt (the craigslist one) uses him as an avatar, which is a bannable offence, as is spamming
Why do so many british icons turn out to be paedophiles?
Is it because of the publics love for eccentrics?
>THE (singular) bradleyposter
>>77832163
>>77832171
>>77832187
>>77832211
utter fucking sadcase
>>77832010
Stop stealing my posts you pacqui
'THE' Bradleyposter
Guys i wish i had a gf
actually i will have a jap girl stay at my place in like 3 weeks
she is cute . she is my friends sisters. hopefully she likes me and she can be my gf
>THEE Bradleyposter
*turns the Bradley poster's jaw into fairy dust*
Alri mate now fuck off
>utter fucking sadcase
>>77832069
such a babe
>>77832210
reckon Britain just has a disproportionate number of nonces in general
>>77832224
>he didn't say me
feels good man
>tfw you derail YET ANOTHER thread
>>77832263
utter fucking sadcase
>>77832096
well externalise it then
>>77832272
my hand on the right
6 shots in that spin spin and it's live
>>77831786
Faaaaar too much sugar
Alri leds
>>77832210
mate this is the paedoph isles
there is a vast infastructure to let the rich and powerful nonce all they like
phone just fucked itself
won't turn on, doesn't respond to anything i press
wtf
Any tang lads in
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4142597/moped-gang-throws-liquid-over-man-during-vicious-street-robbery-near-harrods/
The London Experience
>>77831703
>>77832312
leave WS
the UK did this as well by funding loyalist paramilitaries in northern direland
>>77832330
yesss lad
humpty dumpty is not my president
>>77831628
Got really defensive with me once because I commented that his gf was cucking him whilst he goes traveling
>>77832333
you might think things like that have absolutely no business happening in a western city but do you have a moment to look at our GDP?
>>77832341
Yeah alright mate
No hard feelings
can i get a quick rundown on alpen
BALLZ I I I TO ME TO ME TO ME TO ME TO ME TO ME TO ME TO ME TO ME TO ME TO ME TO ME TO ME TO ME TO ME TO ME TO ME TO ME TO ME TO ME TO ME TO ME TO ME TO ME TO ME TO ME
>make many posts in thread
>hardly any (you)s
feels bad man
might commit a cheecky 'cide desu
>>77832348
fake news
>>77832374
doxxed
>>77832389
muesli
No, I AM THE BRADLEYPOSTER
How were the English tribes united under a monarch?
>>77832406
*poos on your wee*
>>77832440
the king heemed the lot of em
Havent been on /brit/ in a while. Is ribena still alive or has he offed himself?
>>77832389
Muesli + 8 teaspoons of granulated sugar
*smashes your little runt face in for even daring to make eye contact with me*
>>77832473
>>77832473
think monica mostly posts on britfeel now
Back from a day out at the beach :3
>>77832478
based adam barlow
fav charachter atm
had 10 pages of notes written for my repeat exam and now I can't find them
>>77832508
Is that what he calls himself now?
Has he been sentenced yet?
just found 10 pages of incomprehensible scrabble, might be someone's notes for an exam or something
may as well burn them
>>77832533
You left them here last night mate x
took some papers from my irish friend's house the other day and used them to line my bird cage, don't think they were important
>>77832552
>Has he been sentenced yet?
thursday is his court date
>>77832552
>>77832552
>Has he been sentenced yet?
not sure
pretty sure the whole court thing was made up
>>77832563
>>77832564
>>77832568
haha epic xD
>the other side of the story gimmick
not a fan, despite being the one who invented it