>this kills the amerifat

>>77826659
Damn i wanna burger

it is a happy death

>>77826714
>amerifat flag
>doesn't shart and writhe in agony at the sight of OP picture
chicano detected

>>77826795
:^)

>>77826659
> believing Americans put fucking fries on their burgers

No, it's only you European retards who do that. But have fun with your excessive carbs, fatty.

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>>77827994

Even beds kill Americans

>>77826659
It only makes us stronger

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Бypгep yбивaeт бypгepa

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>>77827994
RIP
Press F to pay respects

>>77826659
thank god

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this gives the american a panic attack

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>>77827994
>not eating the side and main in one go

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>>77829135

>>77829331
>russian TU-22M drops payload on the whitehouse

>2 tonnes of broccoli falls
>Trump dies as hundred of broccoli were shoved down his throat

>>77826659
I don't get it.
It looks tasty.
>tfw no burger

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>>77829445
>year is 2021
>putin orders attack in washington
>nuke on its way to white house
>USA anti missile system intercepts it
>all seems lost
>turns out it was meat to fail all along
>whole nuclear weapons program was a red herring
>real weapon makes it to white house
>it hits
>buttloads of traditional uzbek salad made by commieblock babushka rain over white house
>all executive power of USA is wiped out by veggie poisoning + deprivation of saturated fats
>mfw

>>77829019
F

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>>77830096
well done vasya

>>>/ck/9243254

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Any yanks here kind enough to heat this up for me?

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>>77835612
>amerifats heat their water up in the microwave
>amerifats NEED an internet step by step guide to not mess up
>amerifats even need a tutorial video made in paint to know how to microwave water
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4wBCWhqMDk
>there are probably GIGABYTES more of material in the web regarding how to microwave water

>>77826714
s/happy/mildly pleasurable
burgers are fucking great fuck you ivan
also literally everything kills americans