/brit/

bit early you fucking dongle

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japanese girls 2bh

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rachel

Dont make threads so soon after my post please

>>77815507
Shut up

>>77815506
is she retarded

Wish I had an autistic /brit/ to verbally bully me everyday until I break down and become an complete mess who can't get enough of the abuse.

We shall kill. If you have not killed at least one Yank a day, you have wasted that day... Do not count days; do not count miles. Count only the number of Yanks you have killed.

>>77815528

I want to fuck gooks, but I honestly can't see myself married to one

going for a swim lads

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>wears a mask
>crashes luftwaffe planes with no survivors
>saves soldiers, lotta loyalty
>starts a fire
>turns his plane into wreckage
>fire rises
>gets caught, doesn't get to bring friends, was part of his plan

BRAVO NOLAN
R
A
V
O

N
O
L
A
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YANKS!!!

*scary music plays*

Yanks! Yanks! Yanks! Yanks! Yanks! Yanks! Yanks! Yanks!

>>77815506
>>77815534
Excellent posts, keep it up and I might not lock this thread.

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poo poo bum willy

>>77815506
bit cheeky

>>77815540
got this problem
want a gook side fuck but none of them look as good as those
they mostly have the mario mask look that makes the dick shrivel

>>77815549
enjoy your break lad

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>>77815517
no

>>77815558
Announcing reports is a bannable offence.

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poo poo bum willy

>>77815506
reddit! we got reddit here!

Wish I had a limey bf who hates yanks to force me on his cock until I pass out and die while he cums inside my dead, asphyxiated body

Back from my wank.

>>77815570
>>77815574
samefag

>>77815569
Don't advertise other sites here.

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poo poo bum willy

>>77815556

side chicks are for niggers

>>77815548
why do you persecute me so?

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>>77815577
?

>>77815587
Why isn't your post count going up?

15 minutes left lads
Not a single person has entered the building in a good 2 hours
Might as well be getting paid to poo but i can't in case someone does come in

>>77815548

Thank you for supporting my favorite sports team

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>>77815475
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>>77815592
>>77815595

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>>77815592
or for Mormons, of which I'm not but I'm thinking of converting to start my harem

>>77815601
nice edit, 'dit flag was a good touch

>>77815601
>reddit flags
dire

>>77815601
>(18) between national and state flags
?

>>77815601
Fucking Virginia, OUT from my beloved state

Not identifying yourself to the fullest extent is a bannable offence. Please identify yourself fully by using a tripcode and regional flags, thank you.

>>77815627
Thats the age listed on his Extra Flags account

test post
do not reply please

Have you ever been banned from a forum? If so, what for?

10 years ago I was banned for 4 weeks from a forum for making a shitpost in a thread that I thought was stupid. That turned into a ban when I made an alt-account to log in.

can someone post a brainlet wojak

i need it for /cum/ but i know one of you will have it here

My last name is Beers and I'm an alcoholic. Doomed from birth, 2bh

requesting Rachel Riley .gif/webm in the dress that changed shade when brushed.. you know the one

>>77815627
(18) means you're the 18th poster from a different IP in this thread.
I should turn it off because it's not that useful.

>>77815648
*replies anyway*

Alri?

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>>77815651

>>77815610
I got a (you)
wew

>>77815669
10 bucks says that's either a woman's restroom or a woman did that.

What's going on?

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giving up the "pretend 4chan is an online forum" gimmick, was fun while it lasted but the (you)s just aren't there

Hi all. New poster. First day. Could someone tell me the rules please?

Bucks

>>77815681
thanks, leaving /brit/ now

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>>77815669

>mfw literally a janitor

>>77815695
Fucks sake now i look like a prat

>>77815695
too high effort for anyone else to participate desu

which one of you is this autist >>77815643

>>77815697
This is not the forum section for that. Please head to the "Introductions" section please.

Locked.

(ooc: rused you all)
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wishin i had a /brit/ bf to treat me like this

post fascist choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GIOK3RQ7S8

>>77815697
*teleports behind you

>>77815734
Please don't post pornographic material here. Read the rules.
>>77815737
Racism and support of fascism is not tolerated on this board. Please leave.

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>>77815737
wtf not available in my..
oh wait

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>>77815654

anyone remember the cuckio meme

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>>77815748
they have clothes on

>>77815765
Just stop

hail satan, lads

>>77815751
screaming

PM'd you the fix ;)

get the fuck out of /cum/

If anyone doesn't know what the cuckio meme is, just send me a PM and I'll tell you the answer.

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>>77815762
good lad

Would love to just bray a yank with a swift back hand over and over

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Any fashy lads in? x

>>77815790
now post fucking machines

>>77815748
Leaves Please Leave (LPL)

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My other two seater bikey is a remote controlled hot dog vending stand.

Guys I've just released that software you need

[You must register to see this link]

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AFuckingLeaf is a scammer DO NOT TRUST

>>77815762
>>77815506
>>77815534
>>77815560
>>77815762

saved these by the way

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want to just sit on a brit and shart over and over

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https://twitter.com/Scaramucci/status/783866644011548672

>>77815810
Racism and xenophobia is not tolerated here. Thread locked.
>>77815811
Please change your signature. Thread also locked.

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poo poo bum willy

good morning lads

>>77815822
Lad, /brit/ was built on hatred and racial animosity.
Sliding this post.

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>>77815824
hello brit cuckc uck cuck faggot
bet you got some shitty fucking teeth huh

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tfw no limey to beat me into submission until i'm too insecure to leave his side

>>77815838
I haven't brushed my teeth in four days.

quite frankly THE worst brit thread in nearly a fortnight

>>77815821

my last name also ends in cci

japan has a special relationship with america

a japanese gf would really just make my life a lot better desu

dude weed lmao

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Guys... check out my view. Haha. :rofl:

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If those links don't work, here's the album:
http://photobucket.com/i/23ffgj77a6.png

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Live laugh love

>>77815855
Please identify yourself properly. Account locked until you make the necessary changes.

>>77815855
Surprised if you can count to a fortnight with that poor choice of emphasis.

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need a britboi to treat me like this

might watch some porn lads

>>77815875
that was an excellent choice of emphasis you snivelling little yank tadpole

*steps on you and grinds your lifeless little corpse into the dirt*

>>77815870
link 404s dude

How do I verify a remote account if I'm using an exit node?

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>>77815870

eat shit die

Lads I wrote a haiku:

POO POO BUM WILLY
BUMHOLE POO BUM WILLY POO
WILLY BUM POO HOLE

>putting your number of posts in your name
this is a whole new level of tripfaggotry

IED's

simple as

>>77815938
it's also extremely obnoxious

>>77815897
If you can't see that WORST not THE was the primary emphatic part of the sentence than I dare say you deserve a nice tarring and feathering.

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lads

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tfw no britboi to teasingly grind on until he gets frustrated and dominates me by pulling my hair and fucking my ass until i cry

lads

>>77815961
>>77815968
no

>>77815964
hello are you my bf?

doing a poo very soon

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never underestimate true friends

>>77815899
Sorry. Try this:

http://piczo.co.uk/albums/mark_harding_1994/t445677665889e6666e/img/slideshow/1.php#animated

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why dont blacks have fathers

need janny to permaban these grim little runts already

this is just not cricket

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Bitcoin is about to go the UAHF.

$2900 and climbing.

Post babestations.

>>77815984
YES

>>77815989
>Live Laugh Love
screeching

any lad currently having a wank?

been forced to filter the yank

>>77816018
*raises paw*

>>77816001
*kisses you on the cheek*
good morning x

Fook Mi lads so caught up in this awful gimmick Ive been at work 10 minutes longer than intended
Shall miss my train i do believe waheyyy

nigger moot should turn 4chan into a forum on april fools

>>77816023
Can't handle the banter eh?

>>77816036

It already is a forum you fucking moron

>>77816031
Train to???

>>77816053
retard

been watching some of the old anime on the old twitch

wish my bf had a trip so I could identify him :/

just switched to voyager
it's my favourite star trek desu

was watching south park but it ended and the daily show came on and i have no interest in watching that

morning lads

>>77816086
Sleep was good, but everything's better now that you're here xx
Why are you up so late?

Cannot imagine the subtle pleasure of throttling a yank until he pledges his allegiance

>>77816067
Home x
Too cold so staying in warm reception until i have barely enough time to run to the station for the next one

Look it's not funny, will you please all fuck off back to wherever you came from

>>77816170
This
Tedious gimmick

>>77816170
don't acknowledge it at all you'll on make it worse

>>77815935
truly magnificent. one for the ages.

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>>77816100
Good post. EMH and 7 of 9 are my faves.
>>77816117
Don't post that smug fake laughter cunt minge whatever the.

angela white is the sexiest aussie desu

Sorry for inventing yet another gimmick that got oit of hand gents
Just cant help meself

>>77816157
Haha, I seeing this post back in 2004 when I was just a wee tykey.

lads

>>77816221
present

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who have you got filtered lads

>>77816221
aye

>>77816209
maybe if she lost 7 kilos

>>77816224
good list

>>77816224
You left out Ireland and Bayonne New Jersey.

>>77816224
Used to filter ireland and america in 2015
Nobody now, dont like missing out on conversations

>>77816212
This gimmick gives me PTSD from having to see some stupid anime .gif on the signature of a moderator on every forum ever.

doing a /gif/ browse

game's up, it wasn't actually a forum the whole time

>>77816263
no this is /int/

>>77816265
>pretending to be on a forum while browsing a forum
Meta.

invented the copy-pasting old posts gimmick by accident the other day
not a proud moment

invented the copy-pasting old posts gimmick by accident the other day
not a proud moment

done a small-time gimmick but everyone fucks it up

done a small-time gimmick but everyone fucks it up

>>77816263

had a wank to this thread earlier

>>>/gif/10995880

>>77816253
Haven't seen forum posts like that since Aion. I joined a forum for it during the beta and ended up taking the entire thing apart. I got one of the girls to strip for me over Skype and it turned out to be the admin's """"""gf"""""" lmao. He banned me in an autistic rage but most people liked me a lot more than him so left the forum.

>>77816224
Fuck you straya always were a cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSJQLCImV18

going to do a cheeky new thread at 190

morning lads
morning nonce

>>77816311
post fucking machines

really like that song in the titanic

>>77816311
post fucking machines

white teens black cocks

>>77816317
do not

egg

>>77816344
I will.
Three more posts.

>>77816354
don't

hmm

hmm?

>>77816283
The list of posters from 2016?
One of my finest
Going now lads hope i dont die

the absolute state of schpronald schplumpf's cabinet. impeachment soon lads.

h'm

>>77816384
post fucking machines

>>77816384
machines

'm

where is it bitch

*posts*

fucking machines

post them

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off to work lads

doing a think

any fucking machine man in

any man remember the cucky memeo

>>77816450
fraid knot

any bent man in

Any POO WILLY BUM man in

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any snort snort man in

i love fanies

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>did you pay for your mother to suck swedish cock oh that's right she does it for free I'm getting really tired of you finnish shits shitting up this bored you only have like 8 people why are you so fucking over represented does your prime minister force you to post here you stupid fucking cunt if I ever see a finn in real life I'm going to punch him in the face you filthy swede cock sucking fuck

Where were you when the NAME + Signature gimmick died?

I was sitting here drinking green tea when thailad called

Get a bit ranked out thinking about foreigners desu
What goes on in that tomato general with the moon babble name? Don't know and don't want to know

the mission the nightmares theyre finally over

me but 28, not a virgin, and no education

https://youtu.be/1ViQEsoxWfE

doesn't feel like a proper morning when buslad doesn't post desu

any dumb idiot retard fucking dickhead man in?

>>77816602
right here lad

>>77816602
hi

>>77816602
here la' x

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Eating jam toast

beans on toast and porridge for brekkies

any population reduction agent man in?

>>77816633
Fatty boom boom

having noodles prawn crackers and raw spinach for breakfast

>>77816642
sue

dont get this whole drama surrounding flat earth folks

seems autistic to get angry about a small minority of people

>>77816642
Ching chong

>>77816654
What about trans flat earthers?
bigot

the jap's eye is squirting milk again

having pasta fazool and a spicy meat-a-ball for brekkie

Dr Pavel
I'm CIA

religion amirite?
*crowd erupts into laughter*
god isn't real you fucking retards
*crowd starts convulsing and laughing blood*
atheism is better
*entire crowd explodes in a fit of laughter*

>>77816674
Neck yourself wop.

just popped a cheeky xanax

*BURRRRRRRRP*

just popped a cheeky valium

>>77816674
Gabagool

>>77816674
mamma mia

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Draw your last pathetic card so I can end this, Yugi.

My grandpa's deck has no pathetic cards, Kaiba. But it does contain the unstoppable Exodia.

Ahh! Impossible!

I've assembled all five special cards. All five pieces of the puzzle.

Exodia! It's not possible! No one's ever been able to call him!!!

Exodia, OBLITERATE!!!!!


AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>77816696
5mg?

gf's fanny for brekkie

just popped a cheeky boner

>>77816665
Love the term "jap's eye"

>>77816721
Hate it myself
One of those horrendous British sex slang words

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SQL just memed me

>>77816707
20mg

had been misreading my calorie intake for almost 2 months lol probably lost a bit of muscle lol

Any cat lad in

>>77816739
you're a BIGINT

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the waifu

look at this country
u r gay

>>77816747
Haha deanoooo

>>77816758

good photograph

Really need a Japanese gf to do some dirty, fetishy sex things with.

>>77816730
t. Yoji

Why do people wank over Black Mirror so much? And the standards of entertainment so low now that lazy, badly written shit like this is applauded?

>>77816839
Can you suggest something similar that's better?

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>god isn't real

>>77816845
being hit in the cranium with a blunt object

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Jacket has some sort of meme flag in it

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>>77816674

>>77816855
nobody said that

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>nobody said that

>>77816860
Disgusting

>>77816871
well then god isn't real

>>77816876
cheeky shit

feeling a bit [stretched] (bloated)

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>well then god isn't real

I miss Tilde.

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>being hit in the cranium with a blunt object

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>feeling a bit [stretched] (bloated)

reading the god delusion lads

When you were younger, you believed in things like the tooth fairy, Santa, and the Easter Bunny. When you got older, trusted adults explained to you why these magical creatures did not exist. You accepted that. As it stands, there are millions of people who believe in an entity called "God." Why do you believe he exists, yet Santa is fake? Could Santa not be real then?

why are the 'best' comedians always the biggest fedoras?

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>why are the 'best' comedians always the biggest fedoras?

/biz/ is about to be a shitshow

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>When you were younger, you believed in things like the tooth fairy, Santa, and the Easter Bunny. When you got older, trusted adults explained to you why these magical creatures did not exist. You accepted that. As it stands, there are millions of people who believe in an entity called "God." Why do you believe he exists, yet Santa is fake? Could Santa not be real then?

>>77816970
why

>>77816972
that looks more like a mennonite than a 'dora

>>77816975
bitcoin hard fork
https://www.coindesk.com/bitcoin-fork-watch-bitcoin-cash-hard-fork-august-1/

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>that looks more like a mennonite than a 'dora

Strange how a simple fedora meme could lead to a reaction of religious revival

normblobs are appropriating and normalizing weeb culture lads

hate weebs

Going to go to sleep now.

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on the train

foy

>>77816980
um mennonites aren't a thing honey there are only feminists and anti-feminists aka manbabies sweaty

the cheeky new
>>77817049
>>77817049
>>77817049

work in 6 milliseconds lads

>>77816972
It's funny because Santa was a real person.

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>>77816984
>"Ninety years ago, the same day, there was a revolution in China. Now today we have another revolution," said one excited supporter