/brit/

/r/anime

*drowns my tea in half and half*

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Just got back from Kroger..

You won't be-LIEVE the...

(proceeds to tell a dull an uninspired story because I'm a yank)

>>77814087
you mean Krogers

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who /rickandmorty/ here?

have a feeling that irish bum tried to insult me for denying him the permission to save an image i deployed last thread

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>kroger

Watched the latest episode of rick and morty

Bit of a snoozefest!

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>you mean Krogers

>>77814112
here lad
my favourite character is the pickle

think im addicted to dark souls 3

>>77814112
*gets schwifty*

>>77814157
>she would wasn't

i want an anglo bf, idc about money and shit


just be decent looking, 180 cm+ tall and not an abusive cheating fucker


I can cook, clean, deepthroat and I wont judge you

Kroger is full filthy niggers, has a poor selection of vegetables and dairy, and meat counter is rotten

>>77814167
not me
i wouldn't bring this up around a yank friend

>>77814157
>she would wasn't

10 mins till interview. Neurons sure are firing rapidly

>>77814184
Picture them in their underwear.

is rick and morty a good series ?

i'm tempted to watch it

>>77814184
Focus on what you can do for them

>>77814195
hello Algerian

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THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

>>77814198
*burp* yeah it can be alright, plus you can participate in the memes with *burp* full *burrrrrrrrrrrrpprprprprp* knowledge

>>77814177
My Kroger is located right behind a Food Lion

Send for help

>>77814198
no

>>77814083
no i know the term. im wondering where you're finding the community of tyrone-rorkes

>>77814195
>>77814199
Are these related? Bit lewd

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40784105
party part sell

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>>77814206

>>77814214
>>77814221
torn apart lads

I hope Thailad is getting raped right now in some filthy gook prison

>>77814206
Hello

>>77814198
yes *burp*

>>77814238
na just saw him post

just saw thailad on reddit

made a fortune in cryptocurrencies

retiring at 21

The king sucks willies haha

>>77814276
Daren't

Ah yes, imagine retiring in Ireland.

The life

>>77814273
put all 3.73 btc i have on Kraken the other night

gonna double my money in a week when bcc is the new blockchain

imagine actually caring what some chinky prince might do to your bollocks

someone call me a nigger

Keep getting click bait cat videos in my recommended videos. I'm on about 5 cat videos a day now.

>>77814304
Hands down my favourite sexual act

>>77814300
why?

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>>77814300

just got called a nigger in /brit/

>>77814305
addict-runt

>>77814319
First you steal my fedoras then you steal my joke. Yanks are nothing but parasites.

just got called a nigger in /brit/

>>77814312
HA-VA

HA-VA Na-GI-LLAH

>>77814335
good post
>>77814319
bad post

>>77814331
nigger

>>77814312
machines

Alright lads I'm gonna go from singles all the way up to quads

First the singles

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTPNRlmACmr/?taken-by=gal_gadot

>>77814347
Traditionally, on Brit you ask for fucking machines.
Just sayan.

>>77814373
wait till janny hears about this

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have to choose a university degree by september 29th to get an offer for next year but I don't even want to go in the first place

parents have said they will make me because it's what you do in this day and age

what the fuck do I do and tell me which course you picked

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>>77814305
*baps you*

Now the dubs

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just made this lads

>>77814397
Magregor fight

>>77814400
grim

>>77814395
actuarial studies lad

I make $200k starting x

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>>77814397

Now the trips

>>77814406
post fucking machines

>>77814406
lol

>>77814429
shant

>>77814426
Waheeeeey

Unfortunately the trips and quads will have to be at the same time but oh well

This concludes the show!

>>77814378
I'm eating Kosher chocolate and thought about getting some Latke mix earlier at Kroger (gentile grocery outlet)

>>77814426
>>77814446
what a fucking dolt

>>77814426
>>77814446
actual spastic

>>77814395
i was kind of into computers so i chose computer science and it was right up my alley, with the autism and all

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post cats

screaming at the aussie whose been trying to predict gets for the past few nights

>>77814426
hahahahaha

>>77814426
>>77814446
don't want to fucking see you in my /brit/ ever again

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>>77814425
*sits on you*

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THE PLATES
(for the Astra)

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>>77814496

>>77814504
we didn't get astras here you dolt

business idea: legalise cannabis

>>77814529
Why can't we have referendums on things like this?

>>77814529
degenerate

>>77814547
great question lad

never done sex

>>77814547
referendums are abysmal

>>77814550
no more degenerate than alcohol

You are now thinking about all the gfs that could have been

>>77814550
fuck off zio

>>77814567
why

Eating noodles lads

>>77814578
alcohol is degenerate too

should i start smoking to lose weight?
>>77814556
grim

*hides my penis amongst them*
hihihi

>>77814567
what would you have us do, clyde, stand atop the hill holding pot leaf shaped signs saying "LEGALIZE IT!" while working people are trying to make it to the 7:30 noseberg sharp meeting?

Got tatted lads

https://www.instagram.com/p/BXPLA7vlP0e/

Every moment is co-creating every other moment forward and backwards in time.

Reality is created by information which is created by observation.

>>77814464
what an attention whore

>>77814608
little finger pls

>>77814608
twat

Question for Noseberg, Jr.

I got my 23andme back a year ago through my doctor and it showed that I have 0.4% Ashkenazi in my DNA.

Is this good enough to make it into your holy land or will that cost me a million shekels?
What if my wife's Jewish?

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>Every moment is co-creating every other moment forward and backwards in time.

>Reality is created by information which is created by observation.

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>>77814626
>>77814627
I don't think we're real lads..

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>Every moment is co-creating every other moment forward and backwards in time.
>Reality is created by information which is created by observation.

>>77814608
Not reductivist enough for me to upvote on r/pessimist

how do they check if you have jewish ancestry?
could i get into israel by just saying i'm circumcised and my mother is jewish?

that begs another question, how many jews aren't really jewish?

>>77814631
ask advice from your local Cherokee rabbi

>>77814637
The grand truth is that we're a continuous flow of indestructable matter that exists infinitely in an ellipsoidal construct flowing infinitesimally and outward.

Information is created and destroyed but not energy so it's a self-creating and self-recycling machine. Like a pool that cleans itself.

>don't quote me on any of this

>>77814585
you elect ministers to represent you in government. referendums throw the whole system into chaos and contradict the entire point of having elections to begin with

My great grandpa was a rabbi but the lineage didnt pass through my mother

you don't see me trying to become a jew

>>77814698
be yourself

Sloooowwww day at the old workhouse lads. How's it foing?

>>77814695
you mean because its a direct vote by the people and not influenced by the lobbying of special interest groups?

>>77814652
>how do they check if you have jewish ancestry?
>could i get into israel by just saying i'm circumcised and my mother is jewish?
>
>that begs another question, how many jews aren't really jewish?

Given DNA swabs and tested. None of that technicality shit works because they are using all the enclaves to determine the right markers and essentially it can't be faked.

Circumcision also is falling out of favor with secular Jews these days.

>>77814720
Shut up

>In 2015, County Durham police announced that they will no longer be targeting people who grow cannabis for personal consumption unless they are being "blatant". Derbyshire, Dorset and Surrey police announced that they will also be implementing similar schemes. The move is in response to significant budget cuts, which means police forces are having to prioritise more pressing areas.
only a matter of time lads

>>77814673
Anything I contemplate long enough I can fit seamlessly into simulation theory.Such as the beginning with the big bang. If you had a computer game with intelligence to match our own and you turned it on, once the game tried to determine how it began it'd be an explosion of however the information manifested itself. Such as physical matter containing information, just like our universe.
>>77814695
I'm aware of that but don't necessarily see the issue of occasionally circumventing the process with the direct will of the people on certain issues. If anything a referendum on something like cannabis should have come long before something like a referendum on something as monumental as Brexit.

>>77814724
the end result of that direct vote has to be enacted by the incumbent government somehow. there's no guarantee the result will match the makeup of the cabinet or that it'll even actually be feasible, meaning you end up with multiple elections, reluctant leaders, political gridlock or worse

Oh foy foy foy
What happened to this place? When did /brit/ turn into the '/dit/?

Why are there so many beta faggot fuckboys with American flags posting here? You queens are pathetic assburger faggots.

>>77814783
it's 05:22 here

>>77814783
upboated

>>77814783
Stop pretending you're a part of the clique

>>77814783
No one cares

>>77814795
Fuck i keep forgetting
God i miss daytime /brit/

@77814790
everything I hate about yanks summed up in one post

Think the interview went well lads :)

watching game of thrones with my sister

just started episode 1

>>77814806
>>77814808
Suck your mums please you unfunny skidmarks

any bent man in

bit melancholic lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC5FdFlUcl0

why is reddit so unfunny and unintelligent? ive never seen so many people with an iq between 105 and 110 congregate together. its absolutely stupid bloss is mind-boggling.

Fuck off to /lgbt/brit please

>>77814882
>just be yourself
t. chris cornell

why can't /g/ decide on who's finished or btfo
one day it's intel, nvidia the next and amd the day after

>>77814893
fuck off to /cum/ please

>>77814900
/g/ is a fanboy board, people back their tech like football teams

>>77814900
why cant you keep your faggotry to yourself?

>>77814924
>>77814919
shut the fuck up

>>77814900
Because its like any other contrarian, reactionary board on this website?

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>bloss

need a gf lads

>>77814919
they also know nothing about business because i pointed out how i got the drop from that saudi investor and bought up AMD everyone called me a dumb fuck even though i made a solid 34k USD on it

they all act like diabetics in a sugar shock

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>>77814933

>>77814951
already have this in my pajeet folder, thanks though

>>77814924
>faggotry
FOY

The cereal selection here is nothing short of pathetic lads
Special K and weet(a)bix are the only gooduns on offer you know
Rest is total sloblock
Saw some shreddies in the international section of countdown recently for like $12.99, they weren't even Frosted or Coco
Suppose its good not to have so much sugar in the morning but its just a real pissing shame
What o what i wouldnt give for a weeto or some krave

legitimiately despise americans

>>77814964
something about gentoo

>>77814951
feel sorry for indians desu
even normal people dislike them

>>77814978
how do I upvote this post

Just got back from seeing BAYWATCH with my crew. We roll pretty deep and let me tell you, not a dry seat in the house. The piss was intense. Piss dripping out the seats, piss flowing down the aisles, piss in the popcorn. Piss jets in every direction. I actually shit myself three times, I told the door monkey and he was like "Aww here goes" and we fist bumped. It was all a good vibe. Great night out and if you roll with a chill crew and not a bunch of permavirgin goobers then you'll have a wicked sick time. SLAYED.

>>77814978
HOWDY PARDNER

>>77814933
go back to l*ddit you disgusting cum-slurping faggot. i dont understand how "people" such as you can even live with themselves. you will never be funny or clever. you are far too stupid.

Hi

stopped working on "personal projects" in my spare time (aka doing fuck all, essentially) and started going through books and learning specific skills. feel like my time is being spent much better since i'm adding to my resume point by point instead of having a shitty game on my github

>>77814975
Stfu

>>77814984
theres a billion of them. they'll get over it

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>>77814978
not my fault i was born on the wrong side of the atlantic

>>77815000
nobody hires social freaks

>>77815003
What a pointless smelly post
Go back to your corner

Need to get my mouth stuffed with some thick, british cock before I go to bed.

>>77814956
Yeah, wrong board for that.
>>77814975
here too
http://www.tops.co.th/en/d/Cereal
>>77814981
install Gentoo

yanks out

>>77815023
make me

I can hear someone chimping out outside

>>77815013
i think some people do if you're smart enough

>>77814822
just watch the first 4 seasons then read the books

>>77814975
Best breakfast is a banana shake with oats and whey. Tasty, easily digestible and keeps you going. The protein Jew is ridiculously expensive out here though

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>>77814978
relentlessly killing you with kindess

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4 (four) quid

thailad visits jamaica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7b63F0XYR4

Not as many Canadians post here anymore

any bent man in

>>77815059
I paid $7 for an orange and passionfruit j20 once. Dearly missed it

>>77815041
Gf puts banana in my special k / 'bix if ive been good

>>77815020
Yikes
Why is coco pops (the shittest of all cereals) the only one they sell internationally

>>77815059
Get that processed wheat out of your diet, friend

I've cut down two literally 6 slices of bread a week.

Also eating fermented onions/saeurkraut and SBOs

sporting a bit of a hardon truth be told

>>77815099
Let me take care of it for you.

>>77815093
>6 slices
As if that's not a lot? the again you are a yank

>>77815093
Stinky onion yank

>>77815099
Think thats a bit gay of you to be honest

>>77815099
pics x

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NEED a fit jap girl to shag lads

>>77815064
this is amazing
>>77815082
that is really nice t?bh, never seen it here.
>>77815085
cornflakes too
>>77815093
I'm not too fussy about that sort of thing t?bh

>>77815125
she's chinese

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heard brit needed more cum posters

does britain anime or is it harem?

>>77815125
good post

>>77815109
6 slices is my only source of any wheat at all, it's organic as well

I keep sugar under 15grams mostly as well. the sugar part was the "game changer"

please stop shitting up /cum/
thanks

77815114
>Stinky onion yank
don't you me again you irrelevant latcher
you are not british

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAOR6ib95kQ

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>>77815133
/brit/ loves anime!

>>77815133
>heard brit needed more cum posters
It doesnt
>does britain anime or is it harem?
No

>>77815141
Fucking howling
Yanks really do live in their own morbidly obese universe

>>77815152
um that's bucks sweety he's one of the most well respected flagcunts in these threads sweathart don't disrespect him he's an internet celebrity x

>>77815141
you've been shitting up /brit/ since the beginning

mandatory foreskin captcha STILL hasn't been implemented

yanks and wogs OUT

>>77815141
you couldn't pay us to post in /cum/

Eat leafy greens.

can't go wrong with leafy greens

>>77815133
post more anime chebs

Just walked through a uni area and encountered no less than 10 absolutely insufferable people talking loudly about snapchat and facebook memes. Honestly don't know how someone could stay sane in that environment for years

Seems like there are around 8 or 9 posters in this thread at the moment, and 5 or 6 of them seem to be from reddit. Pretty depressing to be honest.

>>77815170
>well respected
Dont make me larf
Since i lost anonymity with this gay country flag this cult of personality has sprung up because of some mongs so most other mongs hate me now for being attention seeking

haven't seen game of thrones and frankly don't care about it

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>i dont like anime

that just means the indoctrination isnt complete, give it time.

>>77815221
good lad

>>77815218
Fuck off

>>77815230
Would love to rip the tendons out of your neck and drop you off a cliff

where is tilde

Why can't yanks just piss off to their own general? Why are they here? Mind boggles

>>77815221
early on it was alri but now it's kind of goofy and not really worth watching but i've already invested sixty three hours so i'm kind of stuck with it until the end

>>77815214
Samwell Tarly is my favorite character

>>77815253
I wish I was English.

>5 packs of chicken noodles for £1.20
good deal

I miss tilde lads

>>77815253
because jackie 4chan is afraid of implementing the mandatory foreskin captcha that this board so badly needs

keep the yanks and the wogs out of rightful european threads :\

>>77815253
absolutely love british culture

I'm great at coming up with jokes or fake stories, because I don't actually do anything in my life that I would use in conversation.

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>>77815253
makes me think >>77815097

>>77815210
When I was at college there was this one couple that would snog each other really aggressively outside every class when we were waiting to get in.
It was dead obvs they were doing it to rub it in desu

why are spaniards so mean to bulls?

>>77815252
In his autism cesspit where he belongs the turborunt

>>77815267
You're not so do me a favour and fuck off
Nova scotia and the ethiopian are the only non-expat foreners who've ever made good posts

>Thailad subsists off a diet of discounted package noodles
Dire

>>77815238
it's just a bad show at this point
>>77815259
i dropped it after season 5. the sand snakes were fucking terrible

>>77815289
>Nova scotia
kek, fuck off

reckon thailad isn't actually british and is just a regular thai person LARPing as a british expat

>>77815289
I'm not leaving until you punish me for being such a bad little yank.

>>77815282
>Follow link
>35 UIDs
>37 in /brit/
Yeah it does make me think, you're right

watching the newest rick and morty episode lads

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>>77815230
are you the same leaf who spams anime in /cum/ every day? good god you're an irritating little shrimp

>>77815307
>sissy yank boys

>>77815289
*clears throat loudly*
>>77815295
I only recently discovered they have our flavours of noodles and bought a pack. Lovely when you get a flavour you haven't had in years.

>>77815296
they're all dead now, which is a shame because the deaths weren't even all that impactful

just think of how many truncated plot threads resulted from literally all of the scenes in dorne, shameful

>>77815314
nothing wrong with anime lad

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>>77815308
i have no idea what you're talking about

*teleports behind you*

nothing personal kid

>>77815314
no

>>77815314
you're on an ANIME website kiddo. nobody used to complain about anime on this site until redditors and normies like yourself got here

>>77815328
>standard English keyboard w/o moon runes

*does this*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYpDYoyG3wE

>>77815321
Are you alan or did you just not read my post numpty

what's going on in here

>>77815354
I misread it but couldn't edit my post

yanks are vermin

>>77815364
Get 4chan gold mate its a lifesaver

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Paste this into your sig if you love waffles :3

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thinking about rachel riley

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>>77815368

Going to work my stress out on a yank

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can't seem to wank

wish I had a /brit/boi to fuck me into submission desu

>>77815378
Just did

Edit: wow this is such a terrible post

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Paste this into your sig if you love waffles :3

>>77815280
Same. I lie habitually

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>this autismo brit who cries about Yanks all day
Hahaha love him

>>77815387
>>77815393
Bars

What's your favourite Rick and Morty reference? Reckon mine's the Kevin Bacon dance

>>77815399
>>77815378
signatures are a bannable offense just reported you to moot

I remember when I made my first forum account I tried putting a picture of my cat into my signature :3

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do you guys have hobbies? what do you do? id like to know about them.

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>it's another "*sniffle* FUCKIN YANKS GO HOME" thread

how can you be this obsessed on a daily basis? whenever I come here it's endless even if there is only a couple of yank posters. or even none

>>77815427
killing gooks and weebs

>>77815421
I had a signature shop because I was an ace with the Photoshop stroke tool

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my gf
her name is rachel

>>77815427
I mug and beat up Canadian tourists

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>>77815414
fine, I'll go irl post with these lads

>>77815430
*heems you into non-existence*

anyone remember the cuckio meme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNiV2Pm2x-k

>>77815434
Because you're fucking horrid posters and you lack the basic self-awareness to ever come to grips with it

>>77815427
i play video games, watch anime, and post on 4chan

This scene always makes me tear up, desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfj4OB92MXc

>>77815440
Me with the tuba

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>Because you're fucking horrid posters and you lack the basic self-awareness to ever come to grips with it

>>77815454
Are you a fucking squid using some terminal at 13,000 feet?
USE A FILTER YOU DUMB NIGGER
the more you know you fucking fetus brained cunt.
your hormones off wack and now you've bled all over my fucking carpet

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>>77815463

Cool it with the personal insults guys. Any more and the thread will be locked.

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"Who really sees the sky? Did you ever wonder why? The horse that eats up gorse... would he ever show remorse?" -- DarkFiendOfTheShadow

Proud atheist. Hardcore gamer. Published poet. Words are beauty.

got an urge to loudly shout "poo"

weird there's always one brit autistic raging about yanks between around 3 am and 6 am GMT

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>>77815435
>>77815441
im sorry im a weeb.

im sorry...

>>77815473
lol

>>77815475
>>77815475
>>77815475
>>77815475
>>77815475

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>>77815484
Not Good Enough

>>77815476
want to have consensual sex with her

Wish I had an autistic /brit/ to verbally bully me everyday until I break down and become an insane mess who can't get enough of the abuse.

New Zealander's aren't allowed here. Cease and desist or you will receive a forum warning and a thread lock.

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poo poo bum willy

>>77814055
And start going to whores.