>an American moves in next door to you How do you react?

>>77813157
I greet them and offer some food. It's good to build neighbour relations.

>implying

>>77813157
Take them out for a drink

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I live in a commieblock where nobody knows eachother and there is no sense of community. I would do nothing.

>>77813175
>>77813211
Nice.
>>77813280
I thought Europe was hospitable, wow.

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Who could that be

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>talking to your neighbors

>>77813175
>>77813211
I unironically (not lying on the internet) made homemade chips (American chips) with a great jalapeño French onion dip to go with it. Gave it to some Brits who moved in next door, Scottish wife too I think.

Chips n' dip is a ducking GOAT snack food.

I live in an apartment complex with prostitutes and welfare recipients on the same floor and never leave my room so I would not even notice

>>77813157
buy match rapidly

>>77814940
Jesus christ that must suck dick

>female
Get her drunk, ask her if she'd like a taste of my genes
>male
Tell him to get drunk at orchard towers, listen to report of american getting mickeyd the next day

>>77814940
well at least if you get depress and need a quick blowjob, you get a quick pick of the litter and the going rate.

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>>77814961
Yeah that's their job

>>77814982
>mickeyd
?

>>77813157
I bring a package of chocolate to him/her as a welcome present. I always do this with all my new neighbors.

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>>77813157
Very surprised

>>77813157
bring a couple of beers around, say hi

never really talk to them again afterwards

>>77815123
what kind?

>>77815319
Kinder chocolate bars or ritter sport

probably not notice

>>77814948
fuck you

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>>77815631
Your offering amuses me but pleases me enough.

>>77813157
Steal his house things

>>77815856
Hooray

>>77813157
Shoot him, as is our custom here.

Suck their dick

>>77813157
ahhhhhh
yeeeeee
Im cumming uhhhhhh!!

...I am not interested in it.

>>77813280
this

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Go home,gi

>>77813157
I give him an actual beer and he dies of alcohol poisoning. Or i just assume their gender and they get so offended they go back to burgerland.

>>77815121
A mickey is a form of date rape drug

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mickey_Finn_(drugs)

if said american is a neighbor, woo her and have sex with her, just as i would with any other white woman

>>77817232
is a woman**

>>77813157
Take him/her out hunting and hiking.
If it is a city faggot I'll be sad and wonder why said person moved into the countryside.