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Low impact consensual cuddling edition
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1st for /lat/
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Good thread
>>77812650
y-yes...
I'll be picking it up from the post office after my lecture end...
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>>77812679
cute
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>>77812693
I'll tell you how it goes this afternoon...
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>>77812703
ok..
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>>77812703
Please do
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Now you're making me nervous...
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>>77812672
>>77812644
>>77812679
>>77812693
>>77812703
>>77812727
>>77812730
>>77812791
This thread is so gay, you guys are faggots.
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>>77812791
Why?
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>>77812832
Ha
you think that's gay you should see that last thread.
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>>77812832
What's your point?
>>77812845
I-I don't know
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>>77812859
just don't hurt yourself...
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>>77812832
But it's ironic
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>>77812900
I'll try my best
>>77812907
Is it still ironic if you want to have gay sex?
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i don't know if I could date a girl who wasn't bisexual

like, how shit does your taste have to be to like the absolute shitter sex, men, but not women?
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>>77812943
>Is it still ironic if you want to have gay sex?
If I ever get married it's going to be ironic
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>>77812849
I think I am gonna pass on that offer.

>>77812859
My point is that you are all acting gay, and you should stop it.

>>77812907
You can't hide behind irony when you commit to being a homo. You are homo!
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>>77812963
>walking down the aisle of your 20K+ wedding
>surrounded by friends and family
>your loved one stands besides you
>priest asks you to read your vows
>"I'm only doing this ironically"
I could see that
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>>77813000
But what if they're legitimately gay, should they stop that?
You can't ask people to repress who they are Sweden, even if it is gay as fuck.
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>>77812943
Of course, I want to have gaysex with most people in this thread, but only ironically

I'm totally straight, you guys believe me don't you?

>>77813000
n-no I'm not...
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>>77813019
>get married ironically
>adopt and raise a kid or two ironically
>build a life together with him ironically
>grow old together ironically
>kids and grandkids come to see me on my deathbed
>"Pranked lol."
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>>77813046
What city are you in again? I'm just taking a survey about something completely unrelated to gay sex.
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>>77813039
>But what if they're legitimately gay, should they stop that?
Yes, acting like a decent human being should be prioritized over sexual desire.

A real man can control himself, an animal cannot.

>You can't ask people to repress who they are Sweden, even if it is gay as fuck.
I am asking them to do what is right.

>>77813046
Yes you are, just because you say you don't really like it doesn't make it any less gay.

It's like traps not being gay, they have a dick for christ sake!
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>>77813104
>they have a dick
You fail to see the appeal of a trap, the dick makes him cuter!
Maybe you should go back to Syria instead of criticizing us hm?
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>>77813104
>acting like a decent human being should be prioritized over sexual desire.
I do act like a decent human being
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What the fuck labour

And I was actually going to vote for them this year too
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>>77813089
Dunedin
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>>77813104
I'm not gay!!! I can't imagine where you'd get that idea you cute thing
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>>77813216
Why would you want little against Jacinda?
At least she doesn't look like a dead fish.
also
>voting labour
>not voting for my boy Gareth
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>>77813216
>>77813242
You're all voting wrong.
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>>77813216
>voting for labour
Wow, I didn't know people actually did that
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>>77813216

Unironically voting for Winnie, here
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What did Labour do?
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>>77813291
I'll probably do the same, or just not vote at all
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>>77813291
Same 2bh
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>>77813138
>You fail to see the appeal of a trap, the dick makes him cuter!
A penis is not cute, And any specimen that has a penis is male.

>Maybe you should go back to Syria
I may be a homophobe, but atleast I'm not a racist.

>>77813159
You are weak, weak minded and a weak specimen of strenght. I would crush you in both deparments.

>>77813240
>I'm not gay!!! I can't imagine where you'd get that idea you cute thing
You type like a homo for once, second you behave in a homoish manner, third I can smell cocks on your breath from here! Brush your teeth homo!
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>>77813316
It's close to the election and the leader called it quits.
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>>77813366
I want you to crush my boihole desu
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>>77813291
Me too now. I was really excited about Labour returning to its white working man roots under Little and Robinson but now that shit is off the table with a literal commie like Jacinda taking over.

Hopefully the unions raise hell over this fucking australian politics tier backstabbing shit
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>>77813366
>implying I've had any kind of sexual relations with anyone, let alone enough to get the smell of dick on my breath

Um, try again sweety
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>>77813446
I'll come and relate to you sexually babe
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>>77813240
>Dunedin
>All those times I ignored banner ads telling my about cuties in my area
>mfw they turn out to be true
>>77813398
>literal commie
Corbyn commie? or Obama is commie /pol/ tier comment.
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>>77813383
You are a lesser man than me, I spend no time with weaklings like you. And I reserve my love for women.

>>77813446
Actually that's not a huge suprise, you come off as a virgin anyway, haha.
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>>77813466
You can do whatever you want to me as long as you say "no homo" afterwards
>>77813488
>The other cutie kiwi poster lives in the same city as me

Spooky, I bet we've walked passed each other at some point
>>77813541
That's funny, you also come (haha cum) off as a virgin
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>>77813658
>as long as you say "no homo" afterwards
Sure qt

*lol not really*
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>Somewhere close to me at all times there is a qt kiwi
This is going to keep me awake at night
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>>77813683
bbbb-but it would be gay then
>>77813748
I bet I could keep you awake at night ;)
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>>77813860
rip u then

*kisses u*
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>>77813860
I'll make sure to say no homo afterwards ok?
The american is trying to make you gay, but us two would just have ironic gaysex.
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The state of this thread.
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>>77813982
Isn't it wonderful?
The next evolution of /balt/
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The state of my penis: flaccid for about a week
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>>77814005
Do Balts even post here anymore? 90% of this thread is gay roleplay between an American avatarfag and a kiwi avatarfag
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>>77813884
Please no, my fragile heterosexuality
>>77813905
Sounds fun, it'd be like normal gaysex but every now and again one of us would roll our eyes and say something sarcastic

but first I'd need the "no homo" in writing
>>77814052
I wish I could help with that but I'm so far away
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>>77814052
Why?
Are the threads no saucy enough for you?
>>77814119
I'm not an avatar fag, and yes they post but only during their daytime...
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>>77814135
Help me how exactly?
>>77814138
I don't let my mind wander to impure thoughts.
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>>77814179
>Help me how exactly?
I think he means homosex
>I don't let my mind wander to impure thoughts.
Doesn't sound like a fun way to live desu
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>>77814179
>Help me how exactly?
We could try some homo(no homo)sex
>>77814193
I did not mean homosex, that'd be gay
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>>77814193
Must commit to not masturbating every day.
>>77814279
I'm getting mixed signals.
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>>77814317
nofap is a stupid meme
>>77814279
>I did not mean homosex, that'd be gay
o-oh right, that was a close one I was almost actually gay for a second instead of being ironic.
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>>77814355
It's more about self control than "nofap." Maybe I'm into denial play.
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>>77814317
Makes sense, I'm a mixed up kinda guy
>>77814355
Never let the barrier of irony you've built around yourself slip even for a second
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>>77814387
I actually typed out a dd/lg post about denial play as a joke but then realized the last time I did that I got banned.
So imagine something something daddy something something cummies.
>>77814419
Thank god I now know how this works, you can suck as many cocks as you like as long as you are doing it ironically. I wish they taught this in sex-ed.
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>>77814439
>daddy
Gross.
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>>77814483
Tell me about it, almost put me off woman forever.
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Just got a bunch of clothes out of the dryer, they're so soft and warm I might cuddle them for a bit
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>>77814519
>they're so soft and warm
That's how I imagine cuddling with you would feel...
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>>77814515
I started talking to someone on kik today (never used it before)... let's hope I don't get called that.
>>77814544
2cute
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>>77814544
I'm sure you'd be better at cuddling than a pile of laundry
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I'm back from the post office, this is going to be interesting.
>>77814636
:3
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>>77815313
I advise you clean yourself out (syringes work well), and be careful.
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>>77815442
>clean yourself out
I'm going to take a shower later and see if I'm happy with how clean I am.
>be careful
It's quite small, I don't think I could fuck it up if I tried.
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>>77815466
That's what they all say then boom hospital visit.
Jk
Have you fingered yourself?
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>>77815482
>Have you fingered yourself
A little bit once I think, but that was more out of curiosity more than anything.
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>>77815515
Unless your fingers are huge, you probably want to stretch yourself out first.
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>>77815545
yea, the internet "guide" I read said that, starting with your smallest fingers and going up from there.
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>>77815313
Give us a look at it.
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>>77815624
It wasn't so much a guide as a blog post
https://citygirlblogs.com/anal-play-for-the-straight-guy/
I remember reading a 4chan made post exactly for what I was looking for a couple years ago but I can't find it anymore.
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>>77815693
I meant the toy.
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>>77815714
oh, lemme take a photo I guess.
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Really small desu
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>>77815735
>>77815773
neato
take it easy yeah?
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>11 unique IPs

grim
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>>77815773
Nice

By the way, clean your keyboard faggot
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>>77815833
Too much anime
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>>77815885
>faggot
>tfw this statement now accurate describes me

I clean it but last time I tried I could only get half of it clean and I almost broke it.
I've had it for 4+ years so it's probably better for me to buy a new one.
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>>77815925
Do you have a lithp, high pitched voice, and obsess over how your hair and clothes look?
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>>77815966
>lithp
I did as a child but it's not very noticeable now.
>high pitched voice
I have a deep husky voice, which fucks me if I wanted to be a grill desu
>obsess over how your hair and clothes look
As much as any other autist who is insecure in public.
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>>77816009
I guess I must be chad since I give very few fucks about how I appear in public.
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>>77816039
You are either a chad or a turbo robot.
Either you don't care because you know you look good and will get everything no matter what or you don't care because no matter what you will look bad and get nothing.
idk desu
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speedy speedy boy
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>>77816079
More of A than B, but I think I mostly just don't care.
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>>77816188
Maybe because ur cute no matter what you wear?
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>>77816243
Maybe.
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dont test your faith
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ill merc u cunt
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. . .. . . . .. .. .. .. . . . . .. .. ..
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Removing leg hair by pulling it? Some people do it.
Removing facial hair by pulling it? Nobody does that.
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>>77816386
I usually wax
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>>77816408
I tried waxing my face, and it just did nothing.
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>>77816408
l-lewd
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>>77816420
I don't grow much facial hair desu

>>77816426
It makes my legs really soft
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>>77816440
Pulling hairs out one by one with my fingernails while I'm bored sure is fun (and sometimes bloody)!
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>>77816440
>silky smooth and soft skin
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>>77816454
you should try it
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>>77816536
I must admit it is a little tempting
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>>77816565
Try shaving them. It's winter in kiwi land so no one should notice
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tfw stupid skin condition that makes my legs look awful
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>>77816536
I'm a bit too hairy for that, plus I'm not so interest in my own legs as yours.
>>77816565
I'll keep your legs warm if you do it.
>>77816599
cute
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>>77816594
I tried that once, but it took like 20mins to do half of one leg so I got bored and gave up
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>>77816635
It's no so bad if you keep up with it
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>>77816635
Waxing takes a lot longer, but you can shave faster than that if the hair is shorter/you're more experienced.
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So what happened to these threads? Last time I was here these were always full of some tsar Nicholas posting and memes.
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>>77816657
they got better
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tsar
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>>77816727
Why are Danes so attractive
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>>77816748
I figured he was Scandinavian.
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>>77816779
I think he was mostly German and Danish
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>>77816925
That came out of nowhere
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>>77816822
What a SLUT
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I have arrived. Hi
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You forgot to add neder in the subject never make threads ever again
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>>77818378
They don't belong here.
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>>77818326
Hi.
Hello.
Welcome.
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>>77818517
dutch is closer to baltic languages than mongolistonian

get out
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I should have bought a bigger toy...
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>>77818943
What toy?
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>>77818943
Wow you're such a slut
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>>77818966
see >>77815773
>>77818982
I don't even know, it went in and I could barely feel it...
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>>77819010
Wow, what a slut.
Why do the cutest posters always turn out to be the biggest sluts.
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Now I have to waste money of buying a bigger one
>>77819052
>slut
stop it! I'm already starting to believe it!
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>>77819010
That's kinda anticlimax
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>>77819091
You know it's the truth. Soon dildos won't satisfy you anymore and you'll be gangbanged by groups of faceless old men like in my doujins.
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>>77819163
>like in my doujins
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>>77819163
Hot
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>>77819163
n-no that would never happen, I'm only ironically gay! Don't you understand?
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i have arrived
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>>77819091
Don't listen to those dummies. Different people have different needs and clearly you need some bigger.. silicone penis.
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>>77819175
What?

>>77819199
No, it's bad. Everyone should strive to be pure.

>>77819215
Yeah, you say that now. But slowly you start wondering what a real dick would feel like. Then you decide to take a stroll outside at night wearing girls' clothes. And then a pack of faceless old men ambush you, fucking you until your eyes roll back in your head and you're forever mindbroken and can only think of cock.
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>>77819215
That's my line
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>>77819275
Thank god.
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>>77819328
These seem alot more expensive, how much should they usually cost?
>>77819331
>But slowly you start wondering what a real dick would feel like. Then you decide to take a stroll outside at night wearing girls' clothes
oh god it's true
>>77819335
now its our line
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>>77819409
I worry for you, take it slow ok?
You don't need to rush down this path.
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>>77819409
I've only ordered from bad-dragon.com, and those are fairly expensive. Well, I did get some $10 anal beads that worked quite well.
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>>77819429
hmm true, maybe you're right
>>77819439
>bad-dragon.com
I-I'll pass this time
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>>77819409
Okay, I'll let you use the ironically homo defence

me on the right
you on the left
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>>77819462
There are reasonably sized bad-dragon products... they'd just be like $200 US to ship to australia.
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>>77819429
You want to mindbreak him slowly because that way the fun will last longer?
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>>77819486
t-thanks, it was all just a prank bro
>>77819490
>australia
where?
>>77819528
you stop that!
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>>77819542
SORRY. I'm barely awake.
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>>77819528
No, not initially.
That does sound like fun though...

Nah I just don't want him to rush into this homo thing and end up doing regrettable things, I feel he is getting swept up in all this "ironic" gayplay.
>>
hmm I've always been very susceptible to peer pressure...
>>77819631
>"ironic"
Why is that in quotations!
>>77819563
go to bed qt
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>>77819631
>I feel he is getting swept up in all this "ironic" gayplay.
Yeah, looks like it.

>>77819669
>Why is that in quotations!
You know why.
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>>77819669
>Why is that in quotations!
Because I'm starting to believe less and less by the day that it is ironic, I've never heard of someone ironically put a dildo up their arse.
But what do I know?
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>>77819794
That dildo seemed feminine enough
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>>77819794
That's sad to hear, it seems to me you simply aren't on the same level of irony as me, you are like a little baby.
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>>77819836
Your power of self-delusion is strong.
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>>77819881
I said no-homo to myself as I put it in, how could that possibly be gay?
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>>77819836
Obviously not.
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>>77819892
As long as you say those two magic words it's not the slightest bit gay
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>>77819947
phew, the slut Estonian had me worried for a second.
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>>77819970
>he calls me a slut while riding a dildo and has his mind filled with thoughts of cock
How dare you.
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>>77820050
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>>77819970
Don't worry about him, he's just jealous
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>>77820133
What would I be jealous of?
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>>77820156
He's open about his slutty nature and doesn't have to pretend otherwise, unlike you with your "I'm not a slut" routine
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>>77820221
>He's open about his slutty nature
I don't remember saying t-that...
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>>77820221
I'm not pretending. I'm not a slut. Are you just pretending to be retarded to make me mad?
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>>77820313
>>77820316
Okay fine, if neither of you will admit that you're sluts we'll have to do this the hard way

Now kiss
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>20 posters
Lmao /balt/ is dead. Stupid weebs lol
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>>77820413
Anime really does ruin everything, it seems.
>>
>>77820408
me on the right
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>>77820408
That would be a slutty thing to do, so no.
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>>77820513
*kiss*
I always knew you were a slut
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>>77820729
Stop. This is sexual harassment.
>>
>>77820738
Don't pretend you don't like it slut.
>>
I need someone to cuddle with me. :3
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>>77821001
*cuddles*
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>>77820955
I don't. Unlike you, I don't want strangers touching me intimately.
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>>77821045
Thanks. I feel warm & fuzzy inside.
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Goodnight everyone

Don't do anything gay while I'm away
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>>77821107
Good night. Have a nice dream.
>>
>>77821107
Night nite qt
>Don't do anything gay while I'm away
I won't
*buys dildo*
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>>77821107
Good night. See you in your dreams.
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hm?
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>>77821240
You do know that wasn't me, right?
I hate when people accuse me of things I didn't do.
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>>77821067
>strangers
I-I thought we were friends...
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>>77821383
We're just two people shitposting back and forth on the internet.
Can't really be friends like that.
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>>77822375
I'm sorry you feel that way...
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Why it shown Ukraine instead of Latvia?
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>>77822970
I like you as much as one anonymous person can like another but two people who know nothing about each other and only talk in a thread sometimes can't really be called friends.
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>>77823510
You have a very strict definition of friend.
I guess it was never meant to be.
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>>77823620
Maybe. I guess I just haven't accustomed to the modern definition of friend. I probably won't either.
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>>77812644
cute
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>>77823730
Maybe I'm just grasping at straws to make myself seem less lonely.
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>>77824158
Now I feel kind of bad. Don't you have friends to hang out with? Or play games with or something?
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>no /Neder/ in subject

But...
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>>77824329
I have some friends I play games with, it's just since I moved city I haven't made a friend so it's kinda lame hanging out with only my highschool friends 1000km away.
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>>77823787
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>>77824483
Are you lost, outsider?

>>77824563
I see. I hope you find some friends so you'll feel less lonely. Feeling lonely sucks.
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>>77824483
Sorry qt, If I can I'll put you back in the thread ok?
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>>77823787
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>>77824850
For you >>77824594
of course
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>>77824825
No, im an insider

>>77824837
T-thanks
>>
>always get erection from animegay threads

Why did it come to this
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>>77825047
>Finish genes can't cope with extended exposure of anything
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>>77825047
It's the anime pictures tricking your brain into thinking it's cute people making the posts. Don't fall for the tricks.
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>>77824825
I made the mistake of moving to a college town filled with normies.
Just goes to show how deluded I was at the end of highschool that I could just switch my life.
>tfw my friends are always talking about things they are doing without me because I'm not there
>>
disabling images makes this place tolerable
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>>77825369
Thanks latvianon, I like you too
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>>77825369
Mad?
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>latvianon
fuckin hell
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>>77825451
What's wrong?
>>
filtered
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>>77825281
That's unfortunate. I never managed to make make any friends after high school either. And since I was always the "filler" guy of the group, we didn't talk anymore after school ended.
Hope you do better than I did.
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>>77825529
What's a filler guy?
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>>77825493
You kinda deserved that desu
>>77825529
I was the filler guy until I found a group of guys which I really got along with.
Fuck why did I leave my home.
Luckily its only like a year longer I have to live here.
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>>77825761
I was being kind to latvianon
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>>77825980
>being kind to Mikoto
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>>77825567
The guy who's invited if some of the usual people can't make it etc.
Someone who seems to be part of the group but really isn't.

>>77825761
Any chance of finding some non-normies to hang out with?
No idea how to do that though.
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>>77826242
Never been that guy, I just don't get invited.
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>>77826321
I guess that counts too. Like when you hang out with a group but when some event happens, they don't actually invite you.
I just made the term up, I don't know how to explain things.
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>>77826242
hmm I tried, but everybody I either meet is a completely lame goober or a druggie.
>how do I make friends guise
This is some /r9k/ tier complaining by me, I don't want to bother you with my problems.
Maybe my problem is I talk alot of shit to be funny (I actually am funny) but I guess it alienates people.
>>77826392
desu if that happens you don't want to be hanging with those people anyway.
>>
>>77826392
>when you hang out with a group

...
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>tfw I actually miss Asian people because I could feel superior when talking to them and I shared all my interests with them.
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>>77826455
Can't help you there, haven't had any friends for 7 years.
Luckily there were people with weeb and other nerdy interests in my class in school so I got along with them.

>>77826479
What?
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>>77826687
I think he's trying to say that he's never been in a group, which is hard to believe as even autists manage to find friends in highschool.
Its after highschool that it's impossible.
>haven't had any friends for 7 years
Then why do you reject my friendship so strongly...
>>
>>77826687
I hang out with people during university activities and with a assosciation I'm member of. does that count?
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>>77826877
>university activities
What kind of activities?
>>
>>77826831
I'm at uni, we don't have a high-school system here.
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>>77826897
Our university group goes out drinking monthly, and all the men who have a sport membership at the uni, inlcuding me, go sporting togheter once a week
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>>77826908
You Europeans have a fucked school system, cant you do it the same as the rest of the world?
year 9-13 high school Year 14+ University.
>>
What the fuck even is this general? All I see are anime posts
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>>77826831
Not necessarily hard to believe. I only found a group because I was lucky that there were several other people with the same interests.
If it had been a class full of normies, I would have been alone for school too.
I don't reject it but how can you call an anonymous person your friend?

>>77826877
I guess so?
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>>77826961
Netherlands has it's own system that is designed to have people who are good in theoratical things and practical things and next to that it's seperated into smart and dumb.

Really complicated for non-dutch people, but it works really good.
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>>77826959
Can you fucking not dude, I'm here wallowing in self-pity and here you are pretending to be the same whilst you hang out with all your university friends.
You make me sick.
>>77826993
Like this.
Hey Friend :3
>>77826983
the best anime general /int/ has to offer
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>>77827026
They are not my friends. They are kind of forced to hang out with me because we are in the same group.
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>>77827081
>group
For what? How can anybody force you to do anything in uni?
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>>77827081
>They are not my friends
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>>77827109
Well, socially forced. They made a whatsapp group with all people from the university group in it, people who have more practical classes together. And they made the plans to do that with me in the group without really knowing me.
>>
>>77827144
They obviously treat me diffrently then each other.
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>>77827238
d-do they like you? or do they invite you purely out of obligation
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wtf lithuanians i just walked past this and no one wants to tell me what it means
>>
>>77827282
did anyone care who you were before you put on the mask?
>>
>>77827285
It's obviously out of obligation

>>77827297
Not really
>>
>>77827286
well, if a man and a woman do not fall in love.
>>
JOSIES ON A VACATION FAR AWAYYY
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>>77827404
Then stop going? if you don't want to be there and they don't want you there why bother.
Do everyone a favor, if they have any sense they won't call you on it and if they do just say you are really busy atm and can't come.
>>
>>77827461
Come around and talk it over
>>
>>77827499
Well i'm socially forced now too. And I already got a 3 year membership at the uni its sport facility
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>>77827563
the best way to become a normal functioning human being is not watching anime
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>>77827563
No but seriously, whats forcing you? It's fine if you don't mind, but don't make your life worse just because some normies want to, your life and time is worth more than that.
>>77827585
I don't watch much anime recently and I've almost become homosexual.
literally wrong
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>>77827585
I didn't watch any for 2 years, nothing changed.
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>>77827636
i guess kys is the best option for you then
>>
>>77827585
I haven't watched anime in almost 2 years now. It doesn't help, made me feel even worse now I can't even find the will to start again and don't have anything else to do then stare at my computer screen
>>
id kill all of you in 1 quick movement of my fist
>>
>>77827663
stop posting anime then
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>>77827631
peer pressure, I'm weak to it.
>>
>>77827663
WHY ARE ALL YOUR IMAGES SO SMALL
>>
yeah complaining on /balt/ will help you
fucking loser
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>>77827687
watching at cute anime faces makes me feel better.
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>>77827663
Please, watch anime
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>>77827743
that brings down youre test and turns you into the beta that you are
>>
>>77827699
Makes loading quicker.
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>>77827765
h-hey peaa, would you say we are friends?
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>>77827631
>almost
>>
SOME KILL SOME STEAL SOME BREAK YOUR HEART
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>>77827799
Eh?
Well, yes
Why?
>>
>>77827765
It will ruin my sleeping schedule outside of holidays again. And I have a feeling I have missed that many already that I don't know how and where to start
>>
>>77812662
>lat
Salve, amicus!
>>
miss the golden days of balt with azusa, mikoto, tsar and the other greatest posters this general has seen
>>
>>77827828
You stop that!
>>77827853
n-nothing, I appreciate it.
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>>77827874
you've got me now latvianon
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>>77827907
fuck off, you annoying retard
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>>77827907
this >>77827960 desu
Not even I'm this desperate
>>
>>77827907
>>77827960
.
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>>77827960
L-love you too
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>>77827858
Watch it during boring lectures/
> . And I have a feeling I have missed that many already that I don't know how and where to start
Hmmm, you could use MAL to find something interesting
>>77827890
:)
>>
>>77828031
I like most of the lectures, also what is MAL?
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>>77827890
No need to be so shy, we're friends, right?
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>>77828065
myanimelist
It can suggest you what to watch and similar stuff
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>>77828065
>also what is MAL
who are you seriously
>>77828082
y-yea we're friends, I'm ironically gay remember? right?
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>>77828162
didn't know the abreviation
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>>77828162
>ironically

I don't remember if I've asked you, do you like video games?
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>>77828683
>do you like video games?
yea, I play pretty much every type of game except for maybe strategy games (but I'm gonna try eu4 because it's been posted so much recently).
I play a little bit of competitive games cs:go/overwatch etc but since I've upgraded my computer I'm catching up on all the old games which I couldn't play properly.
What about you?
>>
>>77828858
you play novel games also? like in your pic?
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>>77828858
I play overwatch too sometimes. Haven't played CS:GO for a long while, got bored of playing alone.
For a pretty long while now it's been hard for me to find games I'm motivated to play. I'm too jaded I guess.
Lately I played runescape a lot, got bored and took a break. Then some Path of Exile. I'm waiting for new league to start in a few days before I continue with that.
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>>77828931
I've only finished a couple VN's, but I'm reading Grisaia no Kajitsu atm and I think I will play Steins;gate next instead of re watching the anime either that or have another crack at Rance 5D.
>>77829029
>it's been hard for me to find games I'm motivated to play
the same desu, i'm just making sure I don't de-rank on my competitive games.

I've always wanted to play path of exile because I played tons of Diablo 3 but every time I tried to play it with my friends they would skip past every area and essential speed run it and I would have no idea what I was doing and would get bored and quit.
>>
>>77829159
Oh. I've only played solo so I don't know what it's like playing in a group.
I do clear as much of every area as I can because of autism.
Show me what games you have on steam.
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>>77829351
My steam list is pretty bare considering I've had this account for like 8 years.
I guess I have a bad habit of torrenting most games.
>>
I'm going to NZ tomorrow lads
Queenstown, then Christchurch, then Wellington, then Auckland
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>>77829539
>Queenstown, then Christchurch
o-oh... I didn't want to have you here anyway
>>
>>77829567
I'm going with my family and I really wanted to go to Dunedin and Invercargill
But they didn't want to at all, which sucks
Btw I've been more-or-less autistically obsessed with NZ since I was 12 (I'm 19 now), so I'm p pumped
>>
>>77829533
I see.
I haven't even bothered to torrent in a long while.
Just feels like a hassle. Easier to just play the stuff I have installed endlessly.
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>>77829701
>Dunedin and Invercargill
They made the right call desu, but you are going to all the cities which is dumb.
The only good thing about New Zealand tourism is visiting the secluded and untouched deep south nature.
What on earth do you plan on doing in Auckland wellington when you could walk a bloody fjord instead.
>>77829721
Depends on the game, I got eu4 working in about 5 minutes from starting the torrent but some can be a pain.
>>
>>77829836
Well we're doing a tour of milford sound starting from Queenstown
And we're going to drive through the MacKenzie country to go to Christchurch
It's unfortunate, my mom more-or-less hates nature and only wants to do cultural shit. And she hates brown people, so she doesn't want to do any cultural stuff that isn't European. It sucks, but I'm tagging along for free, so I guess beggars can't be choosers.
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>being such a slut that you can't feel the dildo
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>>77829956
>Well we're doing a tour of milford sound starting from Queenstown
>And we're going to drive through the MacKenzie country to go to Christchurch
nice nice, very nice. Milford sound is by far the best nz attraction.
>nz culture
>that isn't European
Good luck with that, pakeha culture consists of fish and chips and that's about it.
Literally the only cultural attractions are Maori (Rotorua has some really good ones) so I don't know what you plan on doing lol
>>77830100
IT'S NOT MY FAULT!
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>>77830145
Did you buy a long and thin one?
>>
>>77830145
Sry senpai I meant that she wants nothing to do with Maori or "whiny brown people" as she puts it
>>
>>77830199
>whiny brown people
I mean.. she's not wrong, but the hangi is pretty good.
>>77830196
yea pretty much, now I don't where that leaves me
>>
posting in a dead general
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>>77830250
>now I don't where that leaves me
It's not supposed to touch the walls that much, you're supposed to massage your prostate with it
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>>77830313
oddly accurate image
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>>77830292
It wasn't actually a dildo just a small butt plug, which may have been my mistake but I didn't know what I wanted.
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>>77830545
oh...
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>>77830581
>>77830581
>>77830581
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>>77830575
I figured it would work the same function more or less.
Clearly not though
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