You wake up in 323BC Wat do

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>>77808155
Destroy Carthage and develop better roads to field armies to guard my land.

>>77808155
Why didn't Alexander invade the West instead of the East?

>>77808350
he feared the western warrior

eat avocado, corn, potatoes, chocolate, turkey, vanilla, tomatoes, chili and invent tequila

Become prophet

Amaze future generations with my predictions based on things I know will happen, but also insert in some crazy doomsday stuff to troll them.

>>77808155
Kill myself because no 4chan.

Same shit another day

Try and probably fail to survive since my country is literally just forest at this point.

>>77808350
because east had the civilizations at the time. mostly cause of persia

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>>77808470
>civilization
Never again will sandniggers challenge Evropa.

And so they infected us with the plague of kikestrianity to demoralize and destroy us.

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>>77808561
>Never again will sandniggers challenge Evropa.
>And so they infected us with the plague of kikestrianity to demoralize and destroy us.

>>77808644
My beliefs has nothing to do with my opposition to foreign venom.

>>77808350
>yo Alexander, where do you want to march to my man
>the rich civilization's of Persia, India and China?
>or the mudhuts of Western Europe?

>shieeeeet

>>77808155
Kill weak r*manbois

>>77808155
>Wat do
Idk. Is China unified yet?

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>>77809361

>>77808697
You are still a fedora fag

Go to the immense forests of Germany and Scandinavia and beat my meat naked to a tree while yelling "MADONNA DIO DI DIO" crying a take a dump in a Celts' holy tree to get stabbed to death and eaten alive while still blaming God and his son Jesus

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>>77809414
Oh fug. Well it's better than being born 40-90 years earlier and being holohoaxed by Bai Qi.

become king of the Powhatan

>>77808155
Leave inscriptions on details about the future so I can be praised.

Starve to death because i can't talk to people in German or English.

Dahae strong

>>77810985
You'll either be praised as some kind of prophet or be executed for witchcraft. I don't know which one is more likely

Who here /Syracuse/?

ooga booga where da chineez wimmen at

>>77808155
>Realize i missed the golden age
>Kill myself

>>77808155

what would actually happen to 95% of /int/

>walk around confused until people speaking languages I don't understand confront me and either kill me or enslave me

>>77817430
Or you find yourself among really retarded people who think of you as a god by your appearance and clothing

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my ancestors )

>>77808155
Off by a century but I think I could still pull the God King thing with some 21st century know how
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJf4HWsIaFI

>>77808155
fuck a tree :)

make a bunch of Gunpowder and Cannons and become a KANG
Then conquer anatolia and balkans and call myself Mithridate

Trap and hunt animals, fish and build a cabin.
Pretty much my life today as well.
Besides hoping I don't get too sick etc since my herb knowledge is kinda bad.

Teach my ancestors :) to write, but in an alphabet i invent, so that Dardanians can write and also document

>>77808155
Remind R*me of Brennus.

>go raid Rome with my fellow Carthaginian allies
>destroy the r*man republic
>get qt carthaginian gf

Chieftain war, probably.

>>77808155
destroy roma
the whole history will change

go bang qt finnish gf

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>occupy random island
>create a country of warriors
>breed only with strongest women
>name myself big chief
>all my descendents do the same
>continue until outer heaven and big boss becomes a reality