/brit/

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sophie

West Sussex sub edition

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anime

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MISTER

PRIME

MINISTER

>>77803444
why are their clothes falling off

>190kg
>poleaboo
>alan
fucking hell

Anime is poison.

Hope you lads haven't forgotten about the /tv/ thread already

interesting
>>>/pol/135672420

The blonde British guy was taking constant jabs at me trying to put me down in the social circle both before and after the girls showed up, but especially after. At first I was really chill with it, either agreeing and amplifying or just flat out ignoring him. This guy's shittalk wouldn't end and he started doing it more and more often, so as we kept playing drinking games and he showed no signs of letting up I was getting slightly irritated. As the night went on this guy kept taking shots at me and I guess he noticed that it begin having an effect, I left to take a bunch of pisses (I pee a lot when I drink beer) and with each time I left got progressively physced myself out and got more pissed. After a certain point I was pretty much fuming, so I sat next to him.
It'd be good to note that despite the fact that this guy was trying so hard to establish himself at the top of the group he exhibited a bunch of other subtle beta qualities--couldn't hold eye contact with me that sort of shit, so he probably was putting on a huge ass facade.
Anyway I sat next to him and low and behold the retard said something to my face, couldn't believe his audacity really.
Here is where it started going downhill really fast for me.
I nodded and smiled in a really threatening evil grin kind of way and said something along the lines of "oh yah? Talking a lot of shit there are you?"
I don't remember what he said but it obviously wasn't something that pleased me. I swooped my arm around his neck with soooper speed and pulled him down in a rough headlock (I've done a lot of combat sports in the past so my technique was tight). I pulled him down to my thighs and kept him in place for a few seconds despite his resistance just to make him feel at my mercy but then let go when I realized I was making a scene, like a bunch of people at the table were like WOAHHH

>The blonde British guy was taking constant jabs at me trying to put me down in the social circle both before and after the girls showed up, but especially after. At first I was really chill with it, either agreeing and amplifying or just flat out ignoring him. This guy's shittalk wouldn't end and he started doing it more and more often, so as we kept playing drinking games and he showed no signs of letting up I was getting slightly irritated. As the night went on this guy kept taking shots at me and I guess he noticed that it begin having an effect, I left to take a bunch of pisses (I pee a lot when I drink beer) and with each time I left got progressively physced myself out and got more pissed. After a certain point I was pretty much fuming, so I sat next to him.
>It'd be good to note that despite the fact that this guy was trying so hard to establish himself at the top of the group he exhibited a bunch of other subtle beta qualities--couldn't hold eye contact with me that sort of shit, so he probably was putting on a huge ass facade.
>Anyway I sat next to him and low and behold the retard said something to my face, couldn't believe his audacity really.
>Here is where it started going downhill really fast for me.
>I nodded and smiled in a really threatening evil grin kind of way and said something along the lines of "oh yah? Talking a lot of shit there are you?"
>I don't remember what he said but it obviously wasn't something that pleased me. I swooped my arm around his neck with soooper speed and pulled him down in a rough headlock (I've done a lot of combat sports in the past so my technique was tight). I pulled him down to my thighs and kept him in place for a few seconds despite his resistance just to make him feel at my mercy but then let go when I realized I was making a scene, like a bunch of people at the table were like "WOAHHH"

lmfao

190cm? more like 190kg.

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why were the nazis so gay?

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>>77803546

>>77803460
>that face
benis?

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>>77803529
>tfw live in cardiff

>>77803546
can't handle the banter

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this is real

>>77803546
The guy started sperging out about a bunch of shit I didn't care to pay attention to. I was centimeters away from just cracking him in the face right then and there but didn't because I remembered a bad experience i had before with impulsive physicality and got slapped with a nice assault charge when I gave some guy a black eye back in the states. (Charge was dropped pending me not getting arrested again and community service so I got out of that shit really well.)
Anyway, I flat out grinned maniacally at him and told him that if he talked shit again that I would beat the fuck out of him.
He kept talking to me about how he was just kidding about the shittalk and that if he actually didn't like me he wouldn't sit next to me and that if I ever got physical with him again "they'd just leave"
He tried speaking for the group but I called him out on his bluff and just laughed at him and returned "ok lol leave"
The blonde bitch that was into me immediately jumped to his defense and said some dumbass shit about being me being American and lauged with the shittalker about it.
Spanish girl from earlier was sitting next to us during the whole exchange and just turned to me and asked me what happened. I just whispered in her ear that he was talking a lot of shit to which she just nodded and got into another convo.
I went back to take another piss, much less pissed off. I returned to a full table so I just sat next to these Scandinavian dudes and vibed with them and got some of their gin. Took another piss and came back to the table but sat outwards, the group didn't seem to be as eager to speak with me. Didn't really matter cause I then got invited to go to a club by my roommates and chilled with them.

>>77803576
good to see the nonce exposed for what he really is

>>77803580
I wanted to get with either one of the girls to have something to pump my jizz out but I knew like the moment I decided to grappel the guy I already lost by not just stoicing and being chill like I was at the beginning. Wasn't really too bitter or annoyed at that as I didn't want to get with them too too badly(if they were hotter I probably would of tried 1000x harder to do so and ignored the retard.) What really got in my head was just the audacity of this guy to have the balls to be able to constantly disrespect somebody that was capable of seriously injuring him.

>>77803580
reads like a fucking copypasta you bald, insecure manlet

Come to the north of england if you ever fancy a vaporized jaw xx

>>77803460
more pls

>>77803576

>pencil box way

>algerian has started copy-pasting reddit posts for attention

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>Anyway, I flat out grinned maniacally at him and told him that if he talked shit again that I would beat the fuck out of him.

>>77803574
>I-tt was just banter m8. I-tf I actually didn't like me I wouldn't sit next to you

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proper a fancy ben and jerrys
local tesco is open and i would unironically go but i'm scared of being judged by the staff

the algerian is literally copying and pasting posts from reddit

>>77803529
except for the fact nothing is happening and nothing has happened, I agree

can't believe that yank unironically posted a video of his cult-leader

>>77803611
>>77803644
Impressive investigation skills.

grown my pubes out and use shampoo and conditioner on them every day

do the same thing with my arsehole hair

stop killing the mandem
http://www.dailynews.com/arts-and-entertainment/20170731/chris-brown-tears-into-president-trumps-speech-on-police-roughing-up-thugs

>>77803653
stop whining and buy the fucking ice cream

>>77803576
what he gets for being a stupid normaloid

the algerian is mentally ill
his brain his faulty

>>77803653
is that film worth watching

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you guys don't think you're great but I think you're great. keep on being you

>>77803554
Because homophobia is only a result of abrahamic religions which I believe the nazis rejected, especially one in particular

>>77803723
plucking up the courage
>>77803735
yeah, classic

An arsonist has been told he will be jailed after admitting torching Wythenshawe Hall - causing at least £2m-worth of damage.

Jeremy Taylor was due to stand trial accused of starting the devastating blaze at the 16th century Tudor mansion, but dramatically changed his plea to guilty at the eleventh hour.

Taylor admitted starting the huge fire, which gutted the historic Grade II-listed timber-framed hall, on March 15 last year.

His defence barrister, Daniel Travers, said Taylor was in a ‘stable relationship’ and was parenting his partner’s young children.

>this is your brain on cuck

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Screeching

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looking at my great grandfather's war medals and his old tiny 100-year-old photos

feel like crying

hard to find a movie worse than lord of the rings

going to see some family i've never met before today

bit nervous x

>>77803784
Is that the man from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory?

>>77803812
not enough niggers for your liking mboko?

>>77803804
>Pip, Squeak & Wilfred

Those are the "I was alive at the time" medals that every mong got

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk_s3r4MVg0

his face on the Camel's one actually had me rofling all over my house. My mum asked what I was up to; I told her she'd never understand.

How open would you be to a cross-atlantic monarchistic christian theocracy? (choose one)
http://www.strawpoll.me/13587504

>>77803812
k-on movie

>>77803784
good lad

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>>77803444
stop

IMAGINE being a non-Brit and posting in /brit/
IMAGINE being flippin IRISH and posting in /brit/

What sort of wastoids browse these boards lads, hahahaha? Utter trashkins

bit desperate for a bf

>>77803812
true
horrendously overrated, and the books are shite too

never seen a lord of the rings film

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complete the lyric

yesterday I woke up sucking on a _ _ _ _ _

>>77803802
something just occurred to me
all this obnoxious leftism must be irritating the muslims even more than us

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>>77803860
delete this

>>77803915
llama

>>77803915

le mong

>>77803853
The nation state is the largest collective of people that can be governed centrally while still maintaining cultural cohesion within the population. Immigration breaks down the nation state, damaging or outright removing the culture of the native population and leaving the population unmanageable. The nation state is the greast gift God ever gave humanity, apart from His only son, and to work against it whether through communism or immigration or "cultural cringe" is to be a truly evil entity.

yuzu
u
z
u

>>77803879
What's wrong with enjoying british culture, in homeopathic doses?

>>77803915
titty

>>77803812
lord of the rings isn't a movie

>>77803924

good lad

>>77803932
so fucking funny ain't you
shut up.

>>77803915
willy

>>77803933
not a word

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*enters thread*

I have never touched a breast

http://i.4cdn.org/int/1501529673100.jpg

>>>/pol/135680993

SCREECHING

I have never seen a breast

>>77803975

you probably have mong relatives lmao

what's the deal with k-on and those anime slags

>>77804027
several for me

>>77804030
we should get in on this get him to put tim up there

What the hell is going on on /pol/? They're hacking a television?

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he did it
the mentalist

>>77804030
Hahaha

>>77804027
I leaned on a girl's shoulders once from behind. Like Maria Sharapova did to Floyd Mayweather that one time. That's about as sexually active as I've ever got.

>>77804091

"happenings"

>>77804114
fuck off dour cunt

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'ello governor, how you doing, you all right ? Would you fancy some tea and biscuits,love, wouldn't that be jolly splendid

Shall we go and shoot at those pesky G*rmans again later this evening? Jolly court

t. 100% Brit x--DDD ( NOT A FINN ) :-DDD

>>77804074
many consider it to be the greatest anime ever created

I am a 68 year old gay Pakistani man.

>>77804124

LEL POO POO SIGN FAPP PEE

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Could i grow a beard lads?

>>77804098
what a shitty joke. he could've put anything up but he chose THAT?

Broke the gf's heart. Kinda feeling like shit lads.

>>77804173
/pol/ is the /b/ of the 2010s.

>>77804173
there will be another one in about 2 mins
hopefully he'll be posting some much better edits they made in the thread

>>77804173
walking a fine line trying to not get too much time if he gets busted i assume

would LOVE to gently put my penis into a nice korean lass

>>77804162
hello jawcunt

>>77804162
that is a beard. just a shitty one.

>>77804127
*slaps your karjalan piirakka out of your hand*

wish we had a border dispute or an irredentist claim to distract dullards from real politics

>1℃
literally shaking right now

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>>77804233
um sweaty

>>77804220
Alri, have always been proud of my jaw
>>77804221
Only been a few days without shaving. If i let it grow will it look alright?

No, there is absolutly no way. There is a huge difference between Thai and Koreans. Thai are really dumb and ridiculously easy. Korean girls on average are ok, I think cultural differences aside they are like white girls on education. They are definitively not as easy as thai, you can get some korean girls if you go to the bars where girls with a thing foreigners usually come and depending on how you look and what are your standarts you will maybe get a girl. But outside if these specific areas Kgirls don't care about white guys and if you don't speak korean it will be really hard to get a girl actually. In Thailand no matter how you look, what you do or anything you will get your dick sucked this is ridiculous, I would never go for a thai.

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Half of our general wants to kill themselfs but don't have the courage. How many of you guys are in same situation?

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>>77804250
>1℃
>in Australia
>in the summer

tell tha' tuh kanjiklub

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>>77804127
Bit confused by this post, the flag is Finnish but the poster is clearly one of us.

mati jama aaa

>>77804275
literally both slit eyed mongs

not bothered

>>77804281
yeah I wouldn't mind doing a cheeky 'cide

>>77804132
why?

lol
>>>/pol/135681997

>>77804264
redpill

the irish sea border argument is probably the smartest thing you potatomen have ever done. because you're basically forcing the EU and the UK to have some weird sort of grey areas where Ireland can be a conduit of whatever trade deals the EU has and whatever trade deals the UK has because norn iron will have free trade with the uk and ireland will have free trade with the EU, but there will be effectively no border between norn iron and normal ireland.

ireland is literally the singapore of europe now.

>>77804324
is he gonna get done?

>>77804324
dont get it. how did he do that?

Answer my questions about beards

>>77804282

:)

>>77804275
Ah the virgin k-pop fan bias.
>In Thailand no matter how you look, what you do or anything you will get your dick sucked
>By a professional or a 35 years old single mother
Upper-middle class thai girls are as educated and require as much tact as Koreans. There are plenty of Koreans in Thailand too.

>>77804365
can you not fucking read

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ahhh yes, /pol/ humour

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>>77804344
How much is that in non freedom units lol

>>>/pol/135682234
the madman

would love a nude backrub off a woman in her mid 30s to early 40s.

>>77804324
>they put up a shitty meme and a trump pepe
/pol/ is a shithole

>>77804324
funny but illegal which means i'll take no part in it

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post your vidya waifu being cosplayed

>>77804365
want more detail than that

>>77804388
cringe

>>77804388
>>77804393
what a retard

>>77804391
how do you say poo in suomi

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was fucking scary in Tesco lads, big group of normies in there

>>77804391
1/4th of a ton

>>77804327
cute hoorism as its called here

>>77803924
yes but the muslims get paid gibs for it while we get taxed

>>77804429
seen the calories on that shite? don't understand how women can just sit down and eat an entire tub of the stuff

>>77803999
i fucking love these

>>77804428
poouomi

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>>77804428
We spell it Ruotsi

t. x--DDD

>>77804467

women are dumb

>>77804388
surely he could've done something better than that

>>77804453
it'll backfire when ulstermen who fail to see the logic in what you're proposing start chimping out though.

>>77804492
haha wooah yeah mgtow baby

>>77804487
why do finns have such good memes

>>77803892
>and the books are shite too
get out!

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>>77804429
a group of 13 year olds started laughing at me as I left the co-op this morning

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>>77804429
reminds me of when i was an alcoholic going to the gas station to buy more beer as soon as they were legally allowed to sell it(so 9am to 1am)
wen to the same place 100s of times and the people working there new i was an alcoholic. it must have been very weird to them because i was only 21 and looked like a teenager

Linkin Park are unironically the best band in the world.

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2 degrees... whoa...

is there anything worse than women who are interested in politics?

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>>77804487
Ei jumalauta jätkä varasti mun vitsin :D tosin meinasin sanoo sverigekakka jos ne menis postaa sitä

>>77804514
They're a lesser evolved species

>>77804531
irish people

>>77804531
micks

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>>77804467

ermm because it's genetics it doesn't matter what they eat, they will be fat regardless

>>77804162
though that thumbnail was something else for a second

>>77804511

im a madman

get out of my way

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*enters thread*

>>77804429
>>77804516
Imagine being this much of a melt

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>>77804555
>>77804557
you're asking for a heeming

>>77804565
the state of that pub

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>>77804514
ancient autistic meme wizardry

>>77804581
gastropub southern mong

>>77804388
>has a chance to put up a 300 inch picture of Mohammad being a paedo
>does a pepe instead
fucking hate reddit

>>77804581
Looks cozy

>>77804565
had a genuine giggle at this. The way he just fucks over backwards and takes the table with him is hilarious

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>>77804429
>>77804516
stop

>>77804530

will be dead by then lmao

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SUOMI ON PARAS :-DDDDDDDDDD

>tfw was never a jonne drinking ES and shitposting on Ylilauta

>>77804530
>2 degrees... whoa...
it will completely fuck up the earth

>>77804410
wish i was a hot girl who could dress up cute/slutty all day and be praised for it.

>>77804650
not here

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>>77804647
I was 20 when ES was hot meme but I still drank it and posted ylifoorumi :DDD

>>77804636
he'll be sent to prison if he does anything offensive

>>77804318
its got the cutest girls with the best story/character progression

Keep having this dream where I visit northern England and all the lads accept me because I can handle banter extremely well

wonder what the finnish gf would think of all the finnish memes out there

she probably wouldn't understand

>>77804677
>implying he's not already getting nicked
won't be surprised it makes the news either

>>77804531
the irish

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well?

>>77804690
literally hate finland just because the posters on /int/ are so obnoxious and unfunny

>>77804686
cute

>>77804677
>sent to prison for drawing a picture of a full grown man and his actual literal religion-approved actions
I always forget how embarrassing England is.

love trains. love planes
love train stations. love airports

not autistic
simple as

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hmmmmmmm x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ViQEsoxWfE

>>77804677
He's going to prison anyway. Hacking is a serious offence.

>>77804666
we will feel the knock on effect of the rest of the world going to shit
crop failures, rising sea levels, resource wars, general global instability not to mention refugees from the fallout

>>77804690
i asked a finnish qt about spurdo before and she knew him
>>77804720
but this 2bh

>>77804686
the fucking STATE of southern banter, we call them southern fairies for a reason

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>>77804717
fresh

>>77804520
i did the same thing lol
would put down a 6 pack on the drive up to the community college to start the day

looked 16 tops

>>77804720
Hmmm what a coincidence I think the same for Ireland

>>77804717
getting aids from PIV is pretty low chance. idk. it'd be a tough one honestly. if she was on medicine that controlled it i'd go for it

>>77804720
dislike finns because i've played video games with them
they hate yanks more than anyone
i've been invited to groups and the first thing they ask me is "are you american?" and if i say yes they kick me out
i have no idea why finns hate americans so much. we've never fucked with them

>>77804743
I don't think he hacked it though

>>77804738
This was in my recommended videos too

>>77804738
me

(not really but still aha x)

>>77804768
coz you're fat

watching this, it said Leeds is a portal to hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QUuCWNyvv8

>>77804737
MUH CORPORATIONS

not an argument

>>77804737
so we're all playing distinct but equally important parts for a common goal?

tired of it all

>>77804720

im pretty sure Finns are actually autistic in real life, it's actually fucked
can't bant with them at all

>>77804772
He accessed it without authorisation. Literally the definition of hacking.

>>77804809
yes it is bedtime

>>77804759
good becAUSE I HATE YOU TOO

>>77804768
I used to be in a guild with a couple finnish guys and they were weird as fuck. Very unsociable. Talk to them about anything other than the game and they just didn't want to hear it. The swedes and other nordics were much friendlier

>>77804737
>governmental systems are based on roles and hierarchy
Wow this really made me think........

>>77804677
>>77804743
is britain as draconian as the states are regarding that? i thought we were a black sheep
>>77804772
mong

really enjoyed Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

britkino

Stop being rude about finns and calling them autistic and things, it'd upset my finnish gf

i like finns because they have a lovely lilt to their accent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMMv6CPcWLw

nah not going to read academics because they're just trying to brainwash me to be an sjw

nah too smart for that i'll just listen to molyneux and sargon instead

>>77804737
pawns are the most important piece in chess

pawn structures dictate the way the game is played

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>>77804549
haha :--DD

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cringe

>>77804879
just read high tory literature and philosophy lad

>>77804834
same experience
my guild was mostly dutch and swedes but we had a few finns
they just seemed to keep to themselves, didn't speak on vent much

>>77804855
snatch is better

layer cake is the ultimate britkino though

>>77804919
*cringe*

>>77804857

i talked to her on the phone last night and told her that her personality was quite confusing and being in social situations with her was utterly embarrassing

she of course didn't understand because she couldn't pick up on the finesse of my speech

ANSWER MY QUESTIONS ABOUT BEARDS

literally dont watch tv

only watch it for sport

have not watched a tv programme in donkeys, at least over 6 months

the dial always remains on the ol' sky sports

>>77804834
>I play video games to talk about things that aren't video games
Wtf I hate Italy now

>>77804945
what was your question lad

>>77804965
So you do watch TV

enjoy the music of matt berry

>>77804965
Stopped watching telly 5 years ago when I went to uni and never started again

>>77804965
yeah haha

*turns 360 degrees and walks away*

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CRRRIIIIIINNNNGGGGEEE

>>77804975
Can I grow a decent beard >>77804162
Not looking for something too long, just to give my face a bit of black. My chin in black/blond/ginger though

Did an extra 2 hours today, working 42 hours this week

work is hard lads

https://www.itv.com/hub/coronation-street/1a0694a9220
https://www.itv.com/hub/coronation-street/1a0694a9220
https://www.itv.com/hub/coronation-street/1a0694a9220

new thread

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>>77804768
I don't hate u, fren. sorry

>>77804933
>snatch is better
agreed
will check out layer cake

>Pen-tailed treeshrews are the only known wild mammals that consume alcohol every night. According to a study of treeshrews in Malaysia, they spend several hours per night consuming the equivalent of 10 to 12 glasses of wine with an alcohol content up to 3.8% drinking naturally fermented nectar of the bertam palm. This nectar contains one of the highest alcohol concentrations of all natural foods.

o_O

>>77804965
it's been over 10 years for me

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>>77804991
>liberals are jealous of the past
>yet they also complain that "it was only good for white people"

>>77805025
good lad

>>77804972
it was a guild teamspeak so people sat on it for the day. There were channels for people not in game etc

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:(

>>77805022
prefer not to say

>>77804991
only white american middle class and above families could do that

>>77805037
Haha cool

>>77805085
You bastard

>>77805076
I'd rip that fucking thing right off and save those duckies

>>77805022
ask again later

>>77805018
>leftypol jealous that their peabrains could never do this

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getting ready for work

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>>77805076

>>77805076
nooooo 3:

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>>77803460

>>77805076
*puts on my inspector gadget outfit*

lets go save those duckies

>>77805076
Natural selection at work

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>>77805076

Very unhappy with life but I come here and make weird shitposts to make myself feel better

talking to a girl I used to talk to in school lads
hopefully I do the deed with her

whatever happened to ralf little

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>>77805145

>>77805129
i'm happy that another poltard will be off the streets son

>>77805145
fucking hell he's so ugly

>>77805053
did a giggle at that pic

>>77805111
my thought exactly

>>77805227
alright this one is funny

>>77805227
kek, britpol finally made it

>>77805145
is this real?

>>77805090
america was 90% white at that time and working class did that too
so did black people

go right to work at the factory at the age of 18 and a couple years later you're buying a house and having children

this was possible mostly because the rest of the 1st world was in a smouldering ruin from wwii and china and india were still non industrial so there was no competition

>>77804736
all me, but I might be slightly of the autism

>>77805191
dad is friends with him on facebook. he posts a lot about chemtrails apparently

>>77805145
my sides
is this dialogue real

>>77805135
bought some gray jeans on amazon. gonna be effay as fuck when they come in

>>77805227
so what's happened here then?

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>chemtrails

>>77805291
Enjoy your ignorance.

*is a small fluffy aminal*
hehe :3
*hops up into your lap and makes myself comfortable*
*squeaks happily*

>>77805076

the little ducky that survived must be the alpha :)

>>77805314
*murders you*
nothing personal, kid

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsbQNSPr508
absolutely mucky riddim

leftypol cant even make memes all they do is take /pol/ memes and replace a swastika with a hammer and sickle etc

they certainly couldnt ever get their stuff onto an electronic billboard

that's why they're upset about the hilarity going on

>>77805291
>he breathes chemtrails from his city air
>he drinks flouride from his unfiltered water
>he eats food pumped full of oestrogen from his processed food
i'd say you're in bits

On your marks! Get set! Go!

>>77805281
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/amazon-taking-over-world-internet-10650896
>buying from amazon
they'll run the world within your lifetime

>>77805357
actually they replace le happy merchant with a pig in a top hat

>>77805383
*launches out of the bushes and clamps my jaws around your bollocks*

http://www.inquisitr.com/opinion/4400203/chaotic-good-4chans-pol-play-heroes-for-a-day/

>>77805383
*trips over my own shoelaces and falls flat on my face*

>>77805227
cringe

>>77804737
This desu. I've been rekt by good players who just used their pawns

>>77805227
cringe

>put your foot in anon!
>eeny meeny miney mo

>>77805383
*runs like naruto and comes in 2nd to last place*

>>77805227
'inge

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>>77805145
I wonder if the /tv/ nonces ever thought he'd turn out like THAT

Tesco thread

Someone make a new one and let’s aim for sainsburys

>>77805227
Minge

>>77805404
porky has been around for nearly 100 years
le merchant has been around for about what, 30

giv slag gf

>>77805474
fucking kek what the fuck

Haven’t had a proper nice juicy pork chop for ages

just watched a film was optimistic and all but it ended up with bent sex in it nah fuck that shite

detest pork

>>77805474

why does tv always attract the pedos, man
that and cape-shitters

MAKE A FUCKING NEW

mom threw out the non halal meat again

>>77805620
what film x

>>77805653
cars 2: directors cut

>>77805522
we're talking about internet memes dear

>>77805653
dunkirk

hello is champ there?

>>77805653
Quand on a 17 ans

>>77805645
FOY

>>77805704
nonce

>>77805653
kidulthood

>>77805522
merchant of venice is more than 30 years old though

*yankifies you*

*doesn't make a new*

>>77805704
Votre avis sur la haine

>>77805684
even then happy merchant only started popping up regularly in what, 2013?
leftypol wasn't even around until 2014

Disgusting fucking cunt has brought head lice into my home

I fucking hate working class people

>>77805806
>>77805806
>>77805806
new

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>>77804862
for me it's unbelievable that foreigners watch Jaakko's videos