/ggg/ - Gallia, Great Britain, Germany

dislike all 3 especially my own

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ

excellent
ca va mon amis?

Würdet ihr euch von einem Stamm Afrikanischer Krieger vergewaltigen lassen, wenn ihr so Europa retten könntet?

Had to be renamed to avoid the finno ugric wrath

>>77802122
AMI GO HOME

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ES IST DEUTSCHLAND HIER

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Rei or Asuka ?

>>77802196
Anime is cancer

>>77802046
dislike all 3 especially germany

>>77802201
stop it
this is a no bully zone

>>77802033
>Gallia, Great Britannia, Germania
ftfy

>>77802196
Rei ist eine dreckige Hure,
Asuka ist eine dreckige Hure.

>>77802196
Asuka.

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>>77802046
it's what unites us three

>>77802189
*deutschrussland

ANIME IS NOT WELCOME IN THIS THREAD

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>>77802220
How do I get a French gf?

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>>77802218
Nein, es ist Deutschland hier.

>>77802261
Spike her drinks

>thread is filled with germans because they hate themselves and are grateful to be able to share a thread with anglos
honestly feel for bad them

>>77802261
Be african.

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>>77802256
I love you too anon.

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KEIN ORT DER SCHUTZ GEWÄHREN KANN WO MEINE BÜCHSE ZIELT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc4LjhmIto0

Was bedeutet
>you want clipping him?
Du willst ihn "beschneiden"
Aber das beschneiden passt nicht uezs
Eher in die Richtung, jemand tut jemanden anderem etwas an

This threads is full of anglo and germans because they just want to be with the cool kid.

>>77802314
We are posting here because our thread hit 310 and we have no new thread atm

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>Germany and the UK get their waifu from Japan instead of making their own
Pathetic

finest countries of europe desu

>>77802261
With a german accent you can't, sorry

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>>77802358
This is our waifu uezs

>>77802358
post toot
>>77802392
what about with a northern english accent?

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>>77802358
France have their own version of Karen, actually.

>>77802033
ggwp - Good Game White Power

>>77802358
I want to breed French women. Fill them up with fertile germanic coq!!!

>>77802405
Are you a chav ?

>>77802431

Nice. French women can taste my cock au vin

ARGONNERWALD UM MITTERNACHT
EIN PIONIER STEHT AUF DER WACHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awrM-F4z3T0

>>77802431
Instead, you'll go prep the bull for your sister so he can plant his islamic seed inside her.

>>77802431
>>77802457
AUTISTEN RUHEEEEE

>>77802358
Nothing wrong with importing waifus

>>77802405
Most english accents sounds classy and women love it. They imagine the english as classy.

>>77802457
This is the power of german humor.

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>>77802457
Im craving for a cock au vin
(^_-)

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>>77802498
t. Ibrahim Mamadou

This is what we do to people like you in Germany

Do you consider german english accent as sexy?

>>77802441
n-not really
>>77802498
>Most english accents sounds classy
h-haha yes anon, you're right..

>>77802529
be happy that we don't invade your fucking country again and now fuck off cunt

>>77802555
No

>>77802555
Do ve even haff an akzent?

>>77802555

German accent isn't sexy. It's cute. Even German guys have this weird floaty feminine accent in English.

French accent is sexy.

>>77802471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuWj4BzV-TY

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>>77802546
>yfw

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>>77802583
>>77802580
>>77802574

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3rWSAAdApw

>>77802570
Ihr könntet nichtmal in die eigenen Vorstädte einmarschieren

>>77802580
Ail donte hire énni aksènete

>>77802546
>t. Ibrahim Mamadou
what? what did I say to make you think that?

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Do you have sex games in France, which reference coq au vin?

>>77802546
>t. Ibrahim Mamadou
We serve pork in our schools, Abdul-Franz.

How old are german posters here ?

>>77802632
>having experience with sex games
>implying

Any anglofuck to explain what's the deal with muslim pedophiles ring ? Are you required by law to put your children in these ? I heard police arrested parents who don't comply.

>>77802640
89

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUkHW5BUMYU

>>77802653
I wasn't implying that you have sex. Just a general question.

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>>77802589
>tfw surrounded by fucking Germany and the perfidious UK
NOT GONNA SHARE A GENERAL WITH YOU SAVAGES

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Is this where we make fun of Italy ?

Hey hans, how's your girlfriend ? How many times has she been raped today ?

>>77802718
Italy isn't even Europe, it's like making fun of a retarded kid, it's cruel.

>>77802688
8 or 9 ?

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>>77802767
But fun

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>>77802718
>italy trying to make war after the year 200

>>77802795
There seem to be a problem with your flag

It's a shame that most people aren't familiar with how hilariously terrible Italy is when it comes to military conflicts.
They were the only European nation to be defeated by an African country during the land grab in Africa.
Right before WW2 when Italy invaded Ethiopia Mussolini was real proud of his air force and bragged about the fact that his air force destroyed Ethiopia's in one day. Ethiopia's air force consisted of 3 WW1 era bi-planes.

alri lads

alri pals

>>77802640

27 uezs

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>>77802827
>be France after WW2
>make up a crazy scheme to keep Germany down forever
>call it the European Coal and Steel Community
>holy shit Germany is recovering
>shill for even more integration
>create European Economic Community
>doesn't stop Germany
>German reunification is around the corner
>get scared and run to uncle eternal Anglo
>shill together for European Union to keep Germany down
>create Euro to weaken German economic power (D-Mark)
>2017
>Germany is the most powerful nation in the EU, calling the shots
>France's economy is fucked

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>77802834
Italians are lovers, not fighters.

>>77802823
No bully

>>77803060
There still seem to be a problem with your flag
Its not in the OP

>>77802834
Its because Ethiopia is the most powerfull race in the world.

>>77803112
DAS RITE

>>77803048
>be german
>masturbate in my cuckshed while ahmed fucks my sister in her room
>take pride because finance world have full reign in germany

>>77803150
You have the same problems, propably even worse

stop fighting pls

>>77803150
>be French
>masturbate in my cuckshed while ahmed and mamadou gangbang my three year old sister in her room
>take pride because my economy is utter shit
hmmm....

>>77803212
it's called banter ya greasy wop

>fapped to Anissa Kate again

rate

>>77803269
>porn
Fucking degenerate.

>>77803269
I don't really like her.

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hi

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>>77803450
heil

>>77802033
>let's make the 100th attempt to put three people who hate each other in one room

>>77803224
>Germany
>over a million refugees
>criticising another country for having muslims
All three of us have pretty fucky muslim situations but Germany please.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR2GXsY1JcU

>>77803648
Thats what makes it fun tbqh

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Reminder that the brits lied once again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6C5P-AYGdY

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>>77803748

>>77803748
>sucking the kraut dick this hard

>>77803821
I am the eternal kraut.

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>>77803821
>sucking nigger's cock.

>>77803666
Who started this muh muslim shit, Satan? It was the French (as usual). Don't be an eternal anglo

>>77803776
The freaking frenchies jerking each other off in the comment section is comedy gold tb h

>>77803857
>implying its one or the other
Even the commies are better than Krauts
And i want to put commies in camps

>>77803748
>>77803776
>>77803793
>>77803834
>>77803857
>>77803888
>>77803896
kill yourselves

>>77803748
He should have ruled the SS state of Burgundy.

>>77803934
rude

>>77803776
Technically they didn't lie. The movie just chose not to focus on the French forces holding the shore.

>>77803934
The legendary british banter

>>77803934
>muh winston kikeshill

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>>77803934

WIR ZOGEN IN DAS FELD

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>>77803934
>yfw

>>77803648
>I hate somebody because of their le flag
sort yourself out mate

>>77803934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw4vMZDItQo

These threads used to be so much better at the beginning.
Is it because it's summer?

>>77804186
/pol/ influx prob

>>77804167
But I'm not wrong.

>>77804206
/pol/ cancer is nothing compared to leftypol raids, these threads are very lucky the teenage communists on /brit/ don't come here

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>>77804096
Here's another good one

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>>77804308
A fresher one.

>>77804206
this

the gf

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mjoQxaKTnus

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>>77803748

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You lads aren't getting along very well. Let's play a game:

Name one thing you like about the other two countries.

I'll start.
>France
I like your language, it's very pretty. I like how when I went to France all the women there were mean to me and gave me mean looks, I'm into that sort of thing. Wakfu is a very cool anime and I'd like it if we could be rivals again one day.
>Germany
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQhqikWnQCU

This video. You also have nice mountains and I forgive you for Hitler and shooting my great grandad three times in WW1.

>>77804463
>I'm into that sort of thing
>see flag
oh, I remember who you are

well guys, the thread is over

>>77804463
>France
French toast and crepe

>Britain
Media is/was pretty great.
I'm a Bowie fan.
Also the only good thing in shadow of mordor were the uruks because of their british slang

>>77804463
>Britain
you saved us from Napoleon
>France
you civilized us with Napoleon

>>77804605
>uruks
They're australian mate

>>77804463
>France
The philosophical, creative nature of the French people. Also Napoleon and his military legacy, impressive as fuck up until Russia. French classical architecture is also gorgeous.

>Germany
Well I'm quarter German myself, and have been to Germany several times to visit family. But overall I admire the high culture of the Germans, especially in the 18th and 19th centuries. Classical music, art, opera, literature. Big fan of Oswald Spengler

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>>77804620
>>France
>you civilized us with Napoleon

>t. Rheinbund traitor

When did we give in and changed the name to /ggg/?

>France
Can't really think about much. I never visited, so I'd say crepe and tarts from Alsace (Flammenkuchen or Tarte flambée)

>Britain
Bath was probably the nicest City I ever visited. I really enjoyed my stay.

I like u france and germany

>>77804841
You are alright for an Englishman

>>77804789
I live near bath, full of pakis. What did you like about it? Personally I don't like it much. Too many pakis.

>>77804689
LIES

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>>77802033

>>77804463
I like both of you.

>>77804922
Bad dooog

>>77802033
uwuwwuwuwuwuwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiwiiwqiwqiwqiwqiwq

Liverpool's closed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiGz4UDcYio

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Germany has the best culture of ggg

The Germans and French have more in common with each other.

Anglos have evolved with an islander culture and consciousness, happily split off from the rest of Europe.

>>77804898
Lift the sanctions on Russia and shart on the Yanks.
Screw those fuckers

>>77805017
Unfortunately you have also evolved backwards in some ways

>>77805017
t. 30% french

>>77804898
I only stayed a week and probably only got a very touristic point of view.
We got a really nice tour guide who showed us around. Really interesting architecture and some interesting stories.
I probably missed the bad parts, but it wasn't as dirty or packed like other cities i visited in Europe.

>>77804463
Let me rather tell you what I don't like.

>UK
When I think about degeneracy, I think about the Uk : fat and face-painted slags in too tight dresses lying dead drunk on the pavement among trash.

>Germany
Oh my god, just writing the name I'm already bored. There is nothing notable about germans, they're soulless robots. They're boring as fuck and I bet most of them secretly think they'd be better if they were dead. There is nothing more depressing than seeing german tourists thinking about god knows what while eating in a tourist restaurant. Sad people.

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>>77805017
You are wrong, broder.

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>>77803748

>>77805189
>>Germany
>Oh my god, just writing the name I'm already bored. There is nothing notable about germans, they're soulless robots. They're boring as fuck and I bet most of them secretly think they'd be better if they were dead. There is nothing more depressing than seeing german tourists thinking about god knows what while eating in a tourist restaurant. Sad people.

this

>>77805189
Woah I guess you have a lot of friends

>>77805189
Anon that's against the rules. Write a nice one right now or I'll have to ask you to leave.

>>77805328
I don't befriend weaklings who can't take the heat. Go on, tell us what you don't like about France.

German Goo Girls

Fapped again.

Balls hurt.

>>77805492
I just fapped to a japanese girl holding her pee until she can't bear it.

>>77804463
I have nothing good to say about the both of you.
The overwhelming negativity from your countries I have encountered in the last years pretty much disturbed me because I really used to like you.
But now I just want to throw your rat people out of my country and make your expats and immigrants illegal here.
Good day sir.

>tfw no French wife
>tfw no German mistress

>>77806479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMQnPWjK5pE

Test

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Havin a poo

>>77807461
are you drunk?

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>>77807461
>être un gros porc

>>77807461
write /ggg/ with poo on the walls, plox

/fug/ was comfier, this thread has been a mistake

>>77807461
this >>77807636

>>77807636
take pic of you fapping to the shit smeared on the walls you sick german fuck

>>77802196
Rei

might do a poo lads

>>77809071
:(
source?

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>>77802196
Asuka

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>>77802033
Can we invite Estonia?

>>77803748
Thanks to Germany in the 20th century the French and British empires declined at an exhilarated rate and both countries imported brown people to rebuild their countries.

>>77809930
my anus hurts from pooping

>>77802033
Jesus Froglad
what are you doing?

>>77810562
>Thanks to Germany in the 20th century
WE betrayed our race. We should have backed hitler against the jews.

>>77810667
So then what? Be ruled by jerries?

>>77810722
Ruled by ourselves.

>>77810755
>this is what the baguette actually believes

>>77810906
You'll bend to la fleur de lys, you barbarian piece of trash.

>>77810944
at least it won't be merkel or hitler

I am anglo-french-germanic, can I post here?

We really should get back to /fug/.
And get rid of all the flags, who don't belong here.

>>77813201
/fug/ is already taken , that estonian autist coulent stop spamming the threads reminding us that
besides i think /ggg/ works well

>>77813297
I guess I have to live with it.
But now I'm going to sleep.
Gute Nacht /fu... äh /ggg/.

bump for tomorrow.

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What does fug or ggg think of Audrey as a French girl ?

Does she deserve love ?

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>>77802196
Asuka

>>77802033
nig nog german, joke's on you

>>77810503
The FAMAS really is an ugly pos. It even makes the L85 look respectable.

>>77802033
oh /fug/, it's THE thread! :-DDDD

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>>77816724
>>77810401
>>77802229
Pleb

I hate Spaniards

>>77822309
why lad

>>77803776
Pretty silly thing to get in arms about desu. Yanks have done films where redcoats burned churches full of women and children, bit tame in contrast

>>77822374
Some of their diasporas kid made fun of me and now i have an uncontrollable hatred for them

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>>77810503
>those french manlets

holy shit

>>77824571
W-We are just in the background, i-it's not accurate !

>>77824730
i know anon
just make sure you get an even bigger hat next time

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>>77802033
alri

>>77824894
>tfw we are the ones looking perfidious in that image
Anglo propaganda

these threads were always shit and will be always shit. Just roleplaying diaspora and ported memes.

/int/ needs less generals, not more.

>>77805774
just banter mate :^)

>>77805774
just banter mate :^)

I like French a lot, they are our good friends and we rule EU together.
Sadly, British people don't want to be members of our club, but I respect their decision and wish them all the best

I like Anglos a lot, they are our good friends and we ruled the world together.
Sadly, German people didn't want to be calm and responsible, but I respect their decision and wish them all the worst.

>>77825310
kek, thats true

but we learned our lesson and got better

>>77810503
>those French hats
What were you lads thinking? Sort it out

>>77826910
Also what do German military hats look like?

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>>77827049

>>77827148
I was talking about modern day ones obviously

>>77825104
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA :DDDDDDDD

>>77827337
It was a joke

So what build are you guys playing on 3.0?

>>77802033
Hi guys, great to see you getting along!

>>77827049
Red or green beret mostly.
It depends on the branch.

https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dienstanzug_(Bundeswehr)

Look under Großer Dienstanzug for our parade uniform. Sadly there is no Englisch Version, but the pictures should suffice.

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>>77827626
What?
>>77827754
>italy

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Does any of you have a gf ?

>>77810562
I take refuge in this fact. At least we fucked you guys too. :^)

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>>77804463
>shooting my great grandad three times in WW1
Did he died?

>>77805189
>I bet most of them secretly think they'd be better if they were dead
You're not wrong. :^)

>>77824894
That's bretty ebin :DDD

>>77832576
Germans shot down my great grandads plane then gassed him in WW1. EXTRAORDINARILY rude of you tBh

>>77828529
The red uniforms in the top right of this picture https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:14_juillet_-_26e_brigade_aéroportée_allemande.jpg#mw-jump-to-license are stylish as fug, are they German?

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>>77832721
>tfw you will never gas the perfidious anglo hiding behind the waves while the same is cutting your maritime supplies and trying to starve you

My German Bohemian great grandpa fought on the Russian front in WW1 and suffered shell shock. The nazis didn't recruit my grandma for wartime purposes during WW2 because she had to look after him. :(

>>77832813
nah mate, we only have these ugly ass grey uniforms because muh never again militarism thingy

>>77832813
No they aren't.

>>77832721
sorry, didnt mean to.

>>77832254
>2*10^3 + 17
>still believing in the myth of gfs
Anon I've got some bad news...

>>77832901
Mine died because of the gas a few years later. WW1 was a mistake. Fucking Austrians
>>77832960
I quite like the greatcoat

>>77832901
Mine was made a prisonner during WW2 and worked in German fields for 5 years

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>>77832254

No.

I suffer

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CAR NOUS PARTONS AFFRONTER LES ANGLOS, LES ANGLOS

DENN WIR FAHREN GEGEN ENGELAND, ENGELAND.

FOR WE SAIL TO TAKE ON THE ENGLISH, THE ENGLISH.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wvv4cfXJllc

Can you link things from your day to the other two countries? Por example for me
>had a baguette for lunch
>had a czech beer but it adhered to those 500 year old German beer laws