Going to Finland for a few months. Help?

saunas and antisocial betas

street races with old cars like initial D

>>77796488
You are lucky basstard. Absolutely georgeous nature over there.

>People that live in "rural" or non-populated areas of Finland
https://www.google.fi/maps/place/88620+Parkua/@64.1070457,28.3088544,8.25z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x4682f814d67959e7:0x260146d7261eaf21!8m2!3d64.0992369!4d27.9586894
If it's that you're going it's not that non-populated rural area. There's 2 town within 20km

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>>77796616
>>77796517
Just google mapped the place. Literally in the middle of fucking nowhere. What the hell am i doing.

a-at least it'll be cozy right?

>>77796699
On google earth it looks like there is nothing there.

Visit only a traditional sauna without any chimney. You will become a man.

>>77796749
Maybe but 15min drive to Kajaani. It's not that bad

>>77796842
It's even worse. Kajaani is objectively the ugliest "city" in Finland

>>77796914
I was referring to this
>People that live in "rural" or non-populated areas of Finland;
It's not non-populated area if there's Sotkamo and Kajaani that close

>>77796488
I hope you like nature.
There isn't much else in northern Finland.

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>>77797034
booze and drugs

>>77796703
does he have internet ?

you can ryybs and narcs there

>>77797098
4g prepaid costs like 10€ he'll be fine.

>>77797098
Not sure, didn't ask.
>>77796842
True, but him and i will be working i'm assuming. He lives alone as well.

The house is rather nice, looks like Northern Michigan (Where i am from)

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>>77797092
He looks like the type. Whats the popular poison in Finland?

>>77797233
subutex and lasol

>>77797233
life

>>77797294
:(
>>77797276
Never heard of it.

How much snow you guys get?

>>77796538
On ice stages. Look up Anthony Bourdain in Finland

>>77796488
Sane applies to you OP. If heblives in Lapland, he's most likely either a Sami and fucking alcoholic chink, ot he's a finn and fucking hates samis. You should prepare for being around nothing with nothing to do other than, sleeping, drinking. Unless he puts you work then you wont get bored. There are a lot of empty roads especially night time so you can practise snow road drifting.

>>77797343
Very much. Prepare for snow jobs ie clearing yards and roads from snow

>>77797434
He is putting me to work around his house. I think he has some decent money, but not entirely sure. House is larger from what i have seen on Google Maps.

Will i even be able to drive? Will a US license work in Finland? Also how will the police come if there is some sort of emergency? Seeing as it's not the most populous place.

My mother warned me about his drinking, so that is already off the list of things to do.

>>77796488
>What should i expect?
Horses, arrow and blood. Don't forget to pay respect to the Khan

>>77797537
>Seeing as it's not the most populous place.
Closest police station, hospital etc are 20km away. Heck there's even a military base. You'll be fine

>>77797741
I suppose. What about the driving thing though? Isn't it illegal to drift or does no one care?

>>77797537
If you drive around far from towns or villages there wont be cops to check your licence. But you should drink with your uncle. It is a great way of bonding and will help you of you fall into winter depression. Also go to sauna with him. Dont be afraid to be naked with him in the sauna. It is natural and nothing sexual. He will most likely whip himself and you with birch branches called "vihta" or "vasta". It is traditional, dont be afraid, nothing sexual about it either

>>77797798
https://fi.usembassy.gov/u-s-citizen-services/local-resources-of-u-s-citizens/driving-in-finland/

>>77796488
>Parkua
That literally means "to cry" or " to scream of sorrow". Have fun

>>77797276
>subutex

It's not even a proper opiate agonist, or are there so many junkies on replacement?

>>77796488
expect snow and cold since you'll be fairly north and inland
summertime would have been better choice because the area has nice lakes

>>77798943
There hasn't been much snow nor coldness the past few years. And I live even more north

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>>77797840
>>77797870
Thanks for all the stuff you finns have given me. Really appreciate the advice.

I hope it's fun, i am really looking forward to it, just nervous.

In regards to the language, are there any regional dialects that i should be aware of? What is the general dialect of that area if one exists?

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>>77798052
Holy crap really?

>>77798978
yes there has been? not as cold as usual apart from lapland but still
i bet you live on the coast

>>77798978
t. oulu

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You're screwed, OP.

>>77797840
>He will most likely whip himself and you with birch branches
>he will most likely insert the tip of his penis inside your boipucci and then ram it in
Fixed

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>>77796488
We have fast internet and great infrastructure, you won't be living in some shit hole, so don't worry.

>>77798986
>What is the general dialect of that area if one exists?
I think Savo dialect, since it resides above Kuopio. Ievan polkka was sung in old Savo, so I think it's something similar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcG01qCPkR4

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>>77799037
>1. complain loudly, cryingly complain
>2. (dialect) cry

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>>77799443
Really makes you wonder why they chose that name...

http://www.travelchannel.com/videos/finland-0181980

check this episode OP. It is Finnish urban life. You will prefer rural life in the booneys compared to hell city

>>77799059
That's bullshit and you know it. Actually served 2015 in Kajaani and there were barely snow and temperature dropped like once or twice below -20c. Mostly it was between +5 -5c

>>77799730
Helsinki looks like a tourist trap. Ie hell for me.

I like cozy small towns.

>>77800372
>tourist trap
It essentially is

>>77800372
capitals usually are

>>77796488
Cool, hope you like it. I am also moving to Finland, in just 25 days.

>>77801101
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
MOVE TO ÅLAND STAY OUT OF MAINLAND

hordes of merciless tiny mosquitoes.

>>77796517
>antisocial betas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NbxAb5fkY8

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>>77801833
Finnish kids look a lot tougher than Canadian kids.

>>77801833
This. just because finns here are autists doesn't mean normies are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJhNfJ9SAVQ

>>77801833
1:27
>"How do you pick up women?"
>"WELL... WE LURE THEM TO BED"
>"How, what do you say to them?"
>"We say let's go fuck"
>"How do fuck them, can you give an example?"
>"WE PUT COCK TO PUSSY AH AH"

Legendary

>>77802095
>>77801833
http://sieni.es/68

>>77802095
ebin

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>>77802076
Is that kid riding his bike barefoot?

>>77796914
>Kajaani is objectively the ugliest "city" in Finland
Kouvola says hi

>>77799779
2015 is one winter anon
2016 was freezing

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>>77802126
wtf i ain't clicking this

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>>77801767

>>77802346
>http://sieni.es/68
It's just weird gifs. Pretty brainless, but not dangerous.

>>77801767
And horse flies during summer. You forgot them

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>>77802076
lel

Lots of autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqrFj_nh1SM&

>>77801995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMDNDXpu86w

>>77802524
i thought they said people to jail for overfeeding their kids in europe

>>77796488
definitely try to learn some finnish
prepare to drink a lot
don't be a prudish little bitch, the men in northern finland are tough

>>77796488
The middle of Finland is kinda the "redneck" area, but in a good way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGsQ2xHgMcA

>>77802753
why are their heads shaved

>>77802803
Early age baldness?

>>77802861
so they chose to become chromedomes?
for shame

>>77802924
I'd rather shave my head than have half a head of hair.

>>77802924
Some cops and securityguys shave their heads so junkies etc lowlife cant grab their hair during an arrest

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>>77802987
i'd wager most people look better with horseshoes than completely shaved

>>77802753
Some more finnish police show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkqPxsUSGTU

>>77803160
no one cares

>>77803221
The yankee coming here might.