/brit/

FUCK DONALD SHMUMPF

first for regret voting leave

not sure whether to ruin the next thread with drumpf discussion or to reignite my reposting gimmick from last night

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

>>77791696
didn't she just get arrested for people trafficking?

hate the EU
love pints

simple as

ableton live or logic pro x lads?

baloompf impeachment soon lads

hate the EU
love pints

simple as

hate trump
hate white people

simple as

>>77791706

Leave Riker out of this

how about that drumpf

what a trainwreck

donald shithead fuckface nigger cunt hitler bog shit toilet is not my president

donald shithead fuckface nigger cunt hitler bog shit toilet is not my president

donald shithead fuckface nigger cunt hitler bog shit toilet is not my president

Quite like root beer 2bh

hit the (You) goldmine on /g/ yesterday
>>>/g/61649136

donald shithead fuckface nigger cunt hitler bog shit toilet is not my president

>>77791767
depends what kind of music you're making

obviously you're using a mac and logic is custom built around the mac and ableton has some latency with recording especially with pirated version so if you're going to be recording a lot with an audio interface I would say logic 100%

if you're making electronica or anything like that I would go with ableton because the layout where you can record several different clips per track is suited tot hat

>>77791821
rasheed

schpronald schmlumpf impeachment soon lads

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anime

dranild trameunpmmmdh and teeeeraoooysia maaaaaaaay imppppppppppppeaaachhmmmeeeennntttt ooooooossssosososososonn

EYSSSSSSYAASSSSSS SLAYYYYYYYY

>>77791822
west brit

>>77791843
it's almost comical how corrupt his cabinet is

I swear every Jewish person in Britain is either famous or at the very least has a famous cousin/uncle

There's like 150k of them in the UK but so many are rich and famous. When you take out the orthodox ones that keep themselves to themselves the percentage gets even higher

Really beyond reason

>>77791863
not me nigger

To the repeat poster:I'll report you and you'll get banned. Stop.

FFFFUCK SCHLORMF
FFFFFFFUCK WHIT PEOPLE

this series of game of normies has really gone downhill

christ on a bike

GONALD SHLUMPF RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>77791872

>>77791875
bow down to your jewish masters goyim

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My housemate watches The Young Turks, I can hear Ana Kasparin shouting on his monitor right now.

He's 40 years old and watches content you're meant to be finished with by 19 if you aren't a brainlet retard.


I need to move out.

>>77791875
how about jews are just smarter and harder working than other people lol?

>>77791880
you can't post a duplicate post unless you wait 5 minutes in between posts you dumb reddit cunt

>>>/g/61659286
cunt

>>77791911
screeching

Bresadant doilet dog dart is nod my bresadant :DDD

>>77791895
its been downhill since season 3

>>77791915
fucking retard

infowars is much better

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>christ on a bike

oh no the spambot's back

Literally don't want to give my progeny inheritance as such.

The will i write will be such that they can only use my inheritance money for a list of pre-approved expenditures such as university fees, other lessons or training, for buying things like musical instruments, stuff for making art, books, weightlifting or exercise equipment and so on.

certainly not working my arse off so Junior can blow it all on Coke.

Odds I go into town and have a little walk and buy some nice gin

Evens I continue to lie in bed and stare into space

>>77791911
edwards snowden is a known russian agent

it's not a coincidence that all releases from wikileaks just happened to favour romald zchlumpf either

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>>77791931

impach dinuld drumpddsf riht fucknow NOQWWWWWWW he ncnannint do his funhvundj ojoojjooooobb!!!!!!!

tried a cigarette a few times off friends, nothing fucking happened, not even the slightest of buzzes

do not understand the appeal at all

>>77791915
Well. At least you aren't him. Unironically knew a guy just like that 2bh he also plays a Nintendo DS in public and wears a beret with a communist badge on it.

>>77791915
Tell him to check out breitbart dot com

*makes a speech*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQM2DUHktMY

>>77791972
this but unironically

>>77791982
exquisite post

>>77791833
house music

it's just logic is so cheap now and comes with some decent plugins

makes it hard for me to justify €350 or even €700 for ableton

>>77791985
you're not inhaling it properly

you get a strong nicotine hit if you do and it gives you a nice buzz

>>77791985
Did you inhale?????

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>>77791987
>he also plays a Nintendo DS in public

I do this sometimes

completely forgot about game of thrones last night aha

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Ugly girls I've not bothered replying to apart from Laura who I told that I want Rees-Mogg to he PM and she hasn't replied

Trump isn't my president.

STOP IT STOP REPOSTING AAHH REEEEEEE

donald "dindu" drumpf is going to be impeached

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>Unlike masturbation, having sex causes a significant increase in testosterone levels
>Testosterone has a masculinizing effect on bone structure, most notably in the facial area
>Virgin face is a real thing and the longer one stays a virgin, the more noticeable it is

Articles of the Daily Mail regularly advocated anti-German sentiments throughout the 20th century, telling British readers to refuse service at restaurants by Austrian or German waiters on the claim that they were spies and told them that if a German-sounding waiter claimed to be Swiss that they should demand to see the waiter's passport.

>people replying to the bot
Stupid mongs

>>77792023
>bing bing ! Wahoo !

>>77792029
accurate post

>people who weren't here last night are replying to the posts
fucks sake

crunkold hlormf is not my precedent

>>77792005
ableton would be much better for house music tbf and maschine goes really nicely with it

you can buy some ableton/machine bundles with added VSTs for not bad prices

ronald coon faggot fuckface nigger cunt fart dump is not my president

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>>77792066
Stupid idiot it's the other way around
>Tfw alpha virgin
http://www.webmd.com/men/news/20150313/more-sex-better-testosterone-levels

STOP IT STOP REPOSTING AAHH REEEEEEE

>>77792020
>muh heads dizzy
>ebic high!!!1
Just spin in a circle you nonces. It's much healthier

can't think of a country with stricter alcohol laws than here

>>77792106
er

i dont even have a president

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>he doesn't hold season tickets for the flying ducks and visits every game

the absolute fucking state of you lot

donald trump
oh boy
g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-goofus

>>77792027
>ugly

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVW5rjA5O7U

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https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/6qn7mi/we_regret_to_inform_you_that_one_of_our_beloved/

reddit btfo

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the fap.

>>77792106
lots of muslim countries like america do

>>77792140
nice

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What's going on

Think I'm going mad

>>77792128
"the last stand" is a good one by sabaton too

>>77792106
pretty much every country outside continental europe

>>77792128
rorke

love reddit

>>77791843
They're not corrupt, they're the people who used to be incentivising corruption at worst. Which is to say, not a defense, but they're not the same swamp. It's some other shit.

Fuck this 3D earth

>>77792106

Here

screaming at the categories on this page
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_Act_of_1924

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Check out my new mug lads

might buy a PS4
thoughts?

men having sex with women is highly degrading for any men who respects himself and values himself a tiny bit
the woman was created as an untermensch and shouldnt treat any affair with common men. men should only have sex between them and reduce women as 2nd class human beings because they are literally ersatz of men and homosexual sex is pure equality

>>77792165
accurate post

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>>77792186

Carmac: "Care for each other – we are all we have. The penultimate human evil is and always has been variants of ‘Me and my kind are better than you and your kind’ – we gotta get over that."

I would have liked to have met this man. Thoughts and prayers to his family.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mboQpGmzdCE

watching this if y'alls were wondering.

>>77792182
who doesn't hate catalans

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>>77792186
check out this mug

>>77792186
you absolute mug

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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckckckc dundild dramphg hheee is dgonig to be ineorkfpreached befor the end ofofrf ethe yhessaqahah

ahhhahahah gertr fucvjekd rorkes auhauhuaauhahuaas

yyuyuasaa cifyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasss dslayasssyyyy

nass fuckl whitrjrej poekpo,e tooooov c

>>77792186
no

>>77791911
if anyone has done any research into snowden etc u'd realise outside of his "insider knowledge" guy is a bit of a moron

https://youtu.be/QPZ0pIK_wsc

new tom scott lads

>sabaton

the virgin band

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doing a big think

>>77792186
sides too thick would not put my tea in 6/10

>>77792217
lovely post

>>77792186
Is that the so-called Cornishware?

P:PPPPRPREEEEESESSSIIDEEENENTTN

DODOINDNAOPALDLLD

SHKLLLSUSMPPFFFGFF

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poast kots

>>77792249
Aye lad

those who unironically watch ASMR videos should be shot

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Doing a listen.

this thread is.. interesting

>>>/r9k/38754876

The ol' virginity is starting to feel like a huge burden

>>77792106
scotland
tried to buy beers from tesco at 10.30pm in edinburgh and they couldn't serve me lmao
devolved governments were a mistake

>>77792265
this
literally less dignified than the most pathetic porn

>>77792186
could easily smash it in a fight

>>77792265
t. buttmad notingles

hi

>>77792266
more like niggas with aids

>>77792231
int main() {
for (int i=1; i<=105; ++i) if (i%3 && i%5) printf("%3d ", i); else printf("%s%s%s", i%3?"":"Fizz", i%5?"":"Buzz", i%15?" ":"\n");
}

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>>77792128
Good shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFKLEyHE5xo

>>77792186
looks nice

knock it off with them negative waves

>>77792297
alri pet

black people can say the n word but we can't
this is white genocide

>>77792297
'ck off we're full

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https://patribotics.blog/2017/05/14/exclusive-sealed-indictment-granted-against-donald-trump/
hes fucking finished

>>77792309
mammi
suomi
sauna
viina
vittu

>>77792186
is it really new? lets see the inside

*says the n word*

>>77792267
>oh no the nest might fall upwards and kill the birds better touch a power line

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for matey earlier today who wanted to see my jalapeno plant flowering

dandruff wont fuck off

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>>77792335
>By Louise Mensch

>>77792307
you need to import stdio

dandrumpf wont fuck off

>>77792345
reddit

louise mensch

>>77792307
you forgot a semicolon

This is the type of person Reddit has:
From his obituary:

"Michael Adam Carpick, Jr., passed away on Friday, July 14, 2017 at the age of 71. He was an Air Force veteran who served as a medic during the Vietnam War and also served on President Kennedy's medical detail at Andrews AFB. After leaving the Air Force, he dedicated his life to his family and worked at the local firm Command Alkon for 20 years as an IT specialist. He was a model citizen that was heavily involved in progressive Birmingham politics until his death, livestreaming events and spreading his message on the internet. He was a member of the ACLU, the Rainbow Push Coalition, and fought for his community by helping register voters and spreading awareness about progressive issues."

Veteran, medic, and civil rights activist.

Can /brit/ say the same?

>>77792372
good post

>>77792315
jannies on /sp/ are cunts

>>77792393
no, but at least I'm not a fucking subreddit moderator at the age of 71

>>77792393
we used to have a lord haha

>>77792368
#include <stdio.h>
#define P(x,y) printf("%s",i%x?"":#y"zz")
int main(int i){
for(--i;++i^100;puts(""))P(3,Fi)|P(5,Bu)||printf("%i",i);return 0;
}

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>>77792393
The type of person /brit/ has:

Benjamin Robert Joseph Craven, 9th Earl of Craven (born 1989). Craven is the only son of the 8th Earl, and succeeded to the title as an infant.

>>77792394
that's a good one

>>77792433
Does anyone care what this disgraced nonce has to say anymore?

>>77792393
I'm an author of science fiction novels

fucking my life up one drinkypoo at a time

>>77792450
I think most people were sick of him even before he was outed as a nonce apologist

>>77792393
we can never know since everyone's anonymous

>>77792433
even if it was true nobody takes mesnsch seriously anymore

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>>77792339
Are you convinced now lad?

>>77792345
awesome pics. great size. look thick. solid. tight. keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. show us what you got man. wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. thanks for the motivation.

>>77792393
>birmingham, alabama
dropped

>>77792437
I actually did have hair when I was born

>>77792481
lefties do

yanks are alright

any war thunder man in

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>I'm an author of science fiction novels

>>77792393
reddit is full of pog "vets" imagine my shock

>>77792483
need to see with some liquid in it

She wants a pakistani-british imam from London

>>77792481
all she had to do was stop putting dates to her claims which then all failed to come true

>>77792483
i suppose. good mug

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why do robots need tits?

>>77792500
just realised this is meant to be danny devitos character in batman

>>77792510
Maybe later lad I want to savour it's untarnished state.

shit thread

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>I'm an author of science fiction novels

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How do we fix /vp/ lads?

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>File: fedora fat weeb fuck.png (104 KB, 235x290)

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>pog "vets"

>>77792541
why are you posting bad facebook normie "memes"? they're not funny at all

>>77792486
i literally dont get this

>>77792393
>chair force
dropped

>>77792557
/vp/ is a meme that has gone on so long that the jannies don't even care anymore

>>77792541
Fake taxi memes aren't funny

>>77792552
>>77792500
you don't need to hatpost the same post twice

>>77792570
I liked the wearing a cap against spin bowling one
but yes others have been mostly weak

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>you don't need to hatpost the same post twice

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>you don't need to hatpost the same post twice

>>77792483
TK Maxx?

If you're stressed:

Here’s a song for you… Nice and Easy by Konstantin Klashtorni
https://open.spotify.com/track/28aJzP46GPeyo3PszcZ1Ea

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Here's to you, Nicola and Bart
Rest forever here in our hearts
The last and final moment is yours
That agony is your triumph

i dont enjoy cricket, and certainly dont enjoy cricket memes. begone

dont understand these memes desu

>>77792626
he is shit

>>77792602
Love this

>cricket
well howdy there rasheed

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https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jul/31/royal-marine-ciaran-maxwell-arms-irish-republican-attacks-jailed

>weapon caches around northern island filled with stolen military gear and homemade bombs
>list of various targets in the UK including names of people
>disguises too

Just imagine the carnage a dude in a police officers uniform would cause as he opens fire on shit.. ABSOLUTE-fucking-MADMAN.

I wonder how the fuck he got court after so long..

>cricket

hello paki

>>77792637
>i dont enjoy cricket
deano my son

on the day of the rope all landlords and people who went to public schools will be liquidated

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did you lads see the cenk uygur-ben shapiro debate ?

>>77792672
>i do enjoy cricket
rasheed my son

why do mongs repost shit from /tv/, /sp/ and /pol/? Do they think we are grateful?

a hairy twat

a hungry devouring twat

>>77792661
>I wonder how the fuck he got court after so long..
>court

www.guardian.cuck

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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>>77792679
>people who went to public schools

but this is like 95% of the country

>>77792685
of course not

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>mfw someone says cricket is for Pakis

>>77792715
spacker

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>on the day of the rope all landlords and people who went to public schools will be liquidated

>>77792694
theyre trying to cause a civil war by turning parts of /brit/ against each other

>>77792442
So he managed to be born? Not very impressive. This guy actually did stuff and was a role model for people

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Just read this.
Am now to smart to be racist.

>>77792715
FOY

>>77792685
nope and don't plan on it

i know more about cricket than anyone else on 4chan

>>77792733
get your buy2let portfolio out for the lads

>>77792661
Why don't the IRA do anything? You always see crazy shit like they're on the verge of finishing a dirty bomb in a forest or something but nothing comes of it. Do we always just catch them in time?

roderick gloumpf impeachment soon

Literally never listened to despacito

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mboQpGmzdCE

watching this if y'alls were wondering.

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>>77792731
>>77792744

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What's his endgame?

>>77792768
I wasn't

So when someone calls me reddit is it a compliment?

>>77792773
>Public school (United Kingdom): fee-charging independent schools

>>77792742
sum it up in 15 words or less or i don't care

>>77792803
No you putrid hog

>>77792767
Caught it on someone else's radio. Nothing special.

>>77792773
you're thinking of state schools you mong
like 1% of people go to public schools

>>77792715
fuck off yank

Tankies are more than welcome to liquidate my poo

>>77792756
This dude was found out by a member of the public who stumbled upon it. He has been collecting shit for 5 years, lol.

The idiot didnt think to bury a massive load of weapons in the ground.

>>77792773
public schools are private schools

>>77792814
>>77792804
public schools are state schools you mongs
that's why they're called PUBLIC schools because they're in the PUBLIC sector

who's the better faction

>british /sp/ lads
>british /pol/ lads
>british /tv/ lads

>>77792814
I am the 1%

>>77792845
mong

>>77792845
fuck off yank

>>77792845
b8

>>77792811
But Reddit has a higher calibre of individual, and is generally more informative. How isn't it?

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>>77792831

>>77792845
if thats what you want to believe

>>77792855
We are one lads. The human lads.

What the hell is a public school? Never heard this term

>>77792855
/spuh/ exiles are the true archbishops of banterbury tbf

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>>77792790

>>77792873
cute

>>77792898
povvo

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There's something inside you
It's hard to explain
They're talking about you boy
But you're still the same

>>77792855
all massive runts, give me an /int/ brit boy any day

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Strolling t'hames

https://twitter.com/LouiseMensch/with_replies
someone redpill me on this nutty cow
stopped following this whole drumpf/russia thing ages but she's gunning for nige now too?

>>77792845
>what are catchment areas
mong

>>77792870
They're lame and normie

>>77792934
jump in

>>77792912
>people still can't comprehend Keynesian Economics

>>77792898
school in public sector, what 95% of the country attended

>>77792935
don't care

Eating a Charlie Bingham's mac n' cheese lads

>>77792922
I went to a grammar

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbqDuZEyh8Q

>>77792870
Reddit appeals to shallow pseuds who think digesting quotes by pop-intellectuals amounts to an education

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>>77792935

>>77792976
good lad. prefer the fish pie though desu

beetles
under my carpet
under my feet
they come out in the heat

>>77792946
>catchement areas mean schools aren't in the public sector

point at this idiot and laugh

>>77792976
Nice

>>77792983
the gf

>>77792959
good bait

this aussie presenter on cnn is CUTE

>>77792845
>Public schools emerged from charity schools established to educate poor scholars, the term "public" being used to indicate that access to them was not restricted on the basis of religion, occupation, or home location, and that they were subject to public management or control,[1] in contrast to private schools which were run for the personal profit of the proprietors.[2]


Now fuck off Americanised teenage mong

>>77792983
not proud of my boner

bruges really is lovely

>>77793030
outdated nonsense
public refers to the public sectors, public schools refer to schools in the public sector. there's no debate here

>>77792956
because its nonsense

https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/892048347363770368
DPD lmao

>>77792992
howling at how clever you imagine you are in contrast to how fucking thick you actually are

jacob piss-bogg will not be my prime minister

>>77793049
t. yank

Bossman asked for my ticket but didnt stamp it

Also no barriers at the station

Based open return saving me 10er

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toilet bog fart aka Drumpf is not my pooresident

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>>77793077
This thread is for white people.

>>77792845
No, we the peasants aren't considered the public.