/brit/

>>77785222
>>77785222
>>77785222
real new

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>>77785189
>yeah well in England speaking French means poof
rorkes ladies and gentlemen

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why can't drumphthfhthh be more like this guy?

lads i am getting a bit worried, at first brexit seemed like a bit of an annoyance but something we could come through as a country. However, day after day we lose something else or there is another problem or more reports of how bad the negotiations are going or more contradictions within the negotiating team. How the fuck do we survive this?

>>77785210
>denying the effect of summer
First day? Jesus Christ, it's a proven phenomenon. I think even moot commented on it.

>>77785179
>think most of these lefty posts are people just pretending in order to bait rorkes desu
do this when i'm bored sometimes tbqh

>>77785237
I remember that

really makes you think

>>77785254
moot said there was a tiny increase in traffic

Been raining like fucking clockwork for the past week. Same time of day and everything

>>77785229
leftypol btfo once again

president toilet bog fart

>>77785254
Moot actually said there's no difference during summer

>>77785253
bit of turbulence for 5 years, then in 10 years we'll look back, us doing quite well, and realise "thank God we did that"

the EU will fucking struggle without us, not to mention their own internal problems

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>leftypol btfo once again

Used to be a racist. Then i got raped in the ass by a man from Somalia and i thought "hey this guy is probably a person too". Converted to leftypol a week later.

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>>77785254

>>77785240
countries with relatively large populations become more right wing because crowds and diversity irks people

countries with relatively small populations become more left wing because they're in a bubble

>>77785279
creasing

>midday on a monday afternoon
>thread is full of kids on summer holidays and NEETs
>thread is also full of leftypol vermin

doing a strong and hard think about this one lads

think there MAY be some sort of correlation here but I will investigate further

>>77785288
obviously i hope you're right but I struggle to see any basis in fact, in the last year alone we have sunk to the bottom of the G7 in terms of growth and the rest of the EU even shitholes like greece are outperforming our growth and we haven't even fucking left yet lol

>>77785298
>fall
foy

ever wonder why the Jews have been kicked out of over 100 countries?
I'm not an antisemite so I've never thought about it just wondering about you lads

>>77785315
i dont start work until 2pm

>>77785338
because nobody likes them

>>77785338
antisemitism

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ever been to /britfeel/
place is mental

>>77785338
dunno lad think it must just be some huge coincidence or something

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Have recently been compared to these three in appearance

Baffling!

don't understand who brexit voters thought britain was going to be able to turn to outside the EU. baffling

>>77785338
antisemitism

>>77785315
work nights in a factory
off atm
t. leftypol

turbororkes: depressed adult NEETs who post at 3am
leftypol: LITERAL underaged teenagers posting in the school holidays but also some gay uni students

the "respectable" members of /brit/ with jobs or careers tend to be mild Rorkes

>>77785318
just the globalists trying to punish us for leaving their centralised government

we will beat them

president drampf

>>77785374
literally the entire rest of the world

>>77785338
if you actually want the answer it's because they were moneylenders which was one of the few jobs they were allowed to have as it was considered "unchristian". So what would happen was you were unable to, or didn't want to, or didn't want to pay back your jew moneylender and so you kicked up a fuss said you saw the jew being a pedo or eating children or some shit and got your local christian mob and ran the out of town. This happened again and again.

>>77785386
rorkes literally think real life is like a hollywood movie lol

>>77785385
not sure if this is supposed to be an argument for anything or even interesting to note

>>77785385
so what are radical centrists?

Anyone else just see gmtv talk about furries

>>77785288
>realise "thank God we did that"
Because we're back were we where 10 years before when in the EU?

Flawless logic

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haha btfo

>>77785401
yea omg they're so dumb
this is just like that scene in Harry Potter: Return of the Jedi

>>>/pol/135626096
>>>/pol/135626096
>>>/pol/135626096
why are yanks so fucking clueless

>>77785401
what?

zlonuld brapmff

>>77785230
dont give a fuck

>>77785240
really who gives a shit

>>77785253
honestly dont care at all

>>77785288
doesnt fucking matter

>>77785315
dont give a rats bubonic arse about anything youve got to say

>>77785338
couldnt tell you because i dont fucking care

>>77785349
dont care

>>77785350
didnt read

>>77785360
fuck off yank

>>77785374
baffling that you thought this was worth posting

>>77785378
dont care

>>77785385
dont care

>>77785386
dont care

>>77785398
dont care

>>77785419
dont fucking care

just fuck off all of you

leftypol's obsession with rorkes looks pretty identical to how Guardianistas and Independent readers always post in the comment sections about those "bloody little Englanders" or "racist UKIP voters". It just comes across as insufferable whining

Didn't receive a fuck-off post

Baffling!

[log out]

Why do you even care about politics

>>77785419
no because we don't have the EU government dictating our laws and stealing money from us

>>77785432
"we will beat them"
based on what solid ground exactly?

>>77785425
yeah and the migrants are like orcs in LOTR

>>77785447
t. little englander

*gasses all the rorkes and lefties*

Ahh, much better

just want everyone to live good simple as thats my ideology everyone has it good and is happy

>>77785452
Oh tick mark didn't work
[log out√]

>>77785431
ah yes it's the right wing extremists we need to be on the look out for

not the pakis will nailbombs at childrens concerts

hmmm yes very good

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>>77785315
Frustrating to see kids going through the same lefty phase I went through, and know I can't get through to them because, just like I was, they're completely sure of themselves and too smart to listen to people who've been there and come out the other side.

>>77785338
And how many countries were Anglos kicked out of?

Or any minority for that matter?

>>77785472
i'm welshs sweetie

>>77785386
why would american be fucking us over and stuff then? Surely everyone is a globalised anyway in today's economy as there isn't a single country on earth that sustains itself entirely through its own products. I feel like this populist rhetoric of "sovernignity" or "globalists" is one of the main proponents of my sceptism of the brexit project. as far as i'm concerned there is as much validity in the "brexit" project as there is in voting jeremy corbyn both overwhelmingly smoke and mirrors (even if there is some merit in their ideas but there is merit in almost every conglomerate of ideas, even hitler had some "good ideas" they were just dissolved in a load of shit ones and I feel we have a simliar situation here)

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>Why do you even care about politics

>>77785482
Islamism is a right wing ideology tbf

>>77785398
so you're saying jews dindu nuffin?

Ah yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D1Lar41O8s

>>77785437
alri josie

>>77785482
fuck off

>>77785483
fuck off

>>77785487
post fucking machines

>>77785457
fuck off

>>77785451
alri

>>77785499
fuck off

>>77785490
fuck off

>>77785483
t. used the helping hand provided by leftists and now doesn't want to pay any tax

>>77785487
anglos make sure to invade the land with enough people that nobody can stop us.

>populists taking over my Senate
FUCK OFF

Just did a really deano thing and am now feeling confident
Anyone want to meet up for some dark fruits?

>>77785491
If you don’t have 6 pack abdomens and a 10/10 gf you shouldn’t even be thinking about politics

what would be so bad about a centralised world government run by the rothschilds?

don't /you/ yanks I have no idea if jews did do shit and if they were sacrifising young children but reality is that people in debt to jews chased them out of town. Whether that was motivated fiscally or otherwise I do not know.

>>77785504
dont know who Josie is

Brian

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40775725
hahaha
rorkes and whinging leftists btfo

*scuttles around in your wall cavity*
*eyes you through a crack in the skirting board*
*chitters at you before scampering away*

>>77785502
pretty sure kim was the source of my fat fetish

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>>77785538
working on it

>>77785542
howling at this kike shill

cannot imagine what an utter hellscape this country is going to be in 5 years time
height of british aspiration will be a deano chewing on a chlorinated chicken parmo

>>77785532
this makes an explosive, yes?

Cousins such a paranoid freak. He believes the jews are shape shifting reptilians who are out to get us. This is not just bigoted but double-biogted

A. He is assuming the jews are some sort of shape shifting reptilians
B. He assumes that shape shifting reptilians would be out to get us

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Can you spot the signs lads?

>>77785569
howling at this hitler shill

>>77785508
Why are you pretending you know me?

>>77785507
>>77785502
>>77785499
>>77785504
>>77785543
>>77785542
CANZUK WHEN?

>>77785576
paki

>>77785576
fuck off

>>77785585
fuck off

>>77785569
fuck off

>>77785590
Ironically, the Americans would never let something like that happen lmao

>>77785532
DELETE!

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>>77785532

>>77785589
i'm right though, aren't i

Wish we would just all massacre the jews so i din't have to pay my debts.

>>77785573
umm did you see it explode anywhere sweat

not racist just prefer white girls just like i prefer orange juice to apple juice. Sure some apple juice is better than orange juice but i prefer the average orange juice to the average apple.

>>77785595
*presses the panic button*
HELPER

>>77785585
erm hitler was actually working for the rothschilds sweetie

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>>77785576
no

>>77785601
>have nukes
>"lmao americans not let us be stronk"

get balls then rule

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

>>77785571
kek

>Miracle of Dunkirk
why are british people such perfidious cunts? this is no miracle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6C5P-AYGdY

we need a red white and blue brexit

it's sad because rick and morty is a decent show but "fans" ruin it by never having opened a book or watched good tv in their life. Same shit happened/happens with game of thrones but at least most people admit that it isn't a great show nowerdays

don't think we should discriminate against the greys. so what if some of them abduct and probe humans it's impossible to understand the motivations of lifeforms that intelligent we should give them a chance really #notallgreys

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alright lads, I'm tired of leftypol, I come to /int/ to have a good laugh and enjoy a comfy thread, not to deal with teenage lefties being irritating all day.

I'm leaving /brit/ and going to my own general. fellow minded rorkes, or anyone who's a bit sick of the lefties is free to join me.

>>77785604
>>77785604
>>77785604

>>77785623
>reducing an entire gender to juice

>>77785664
more like a black and blue brexit after we've been battered by 27 angry nations

>>77785678
>literally needs a safe space

>>77785606
Not even close. You're completely projecting. My leftist politics were actually based on selfishness (yay free shit) and my conservatism is based on principle (stealing is bad). One day you might understand, but you'll have to open your mind much wider than it is right now, and that takes work.

>>77785658
wow good post, I SURRENDER to you haha

SURRENDER

>leftypol

literally no such thing

it's just a bunch of people having a bit of fun

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how do I fix this?

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>>77785623
Just reported you to Bedfordshire police mate

>>77785658
Why are frogs so oversensitive and thin-skinned
Lighten up

>>77785693
>stealing is bad
ahahahaha
literally got you 100% right first time anon
so odd to base your views of selfishness but fair enough, most rorkes are like that

>>77785668
brainless normies ruin everything

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>umm you left your laptop and I had a quick peek, care to explain why do you have so many pictures of _______ ?

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>>77785713
exactly what someone from leftypol would say

you underage cunt

>>77785725
underage girls?

>>77785721
Stealing isn't bad?

>>77785727
Not him but I'm half the "leftypol" posts in this and the last thread

we need to stop this terrible right wing extremism

how many more people have to die?

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>>77785715
do some squats

>>77785725
No I don't
fuck off you nosey cunt

>>77785750
"stealing is bad" is a very bad example to use desu look at Heinz dilemma for starters.

>>77785750
why do you think stealing is bad? why do you think morality is black and white? what makes something someone's property in the first place?

this entire thread is just rorkes pretending to be lefties

>>77785750
was more chuckling at the fact thats what you see taxation as, confirming all my previous posts as correct
gg, rorkey boy

>>77785751
alright kiddo whatever you say

no such thing as rorkes or lefties just opinionated neets

>>77785782
no it's lefties pretending to be lefties

all the rorkes are at work

>>77785727
>exactly what someone from leftypol would say
never touched the stuff
>you underage cunt
I'm 23 mate

look
most left-ish posts on /brit/ are just bait posts
it's just funposting
nobody's from this "leftypol" place
there are no raids
it's a spook that you schizo bellends have made up for some reason
the more you whine about leftypol, the more people will make lefty bait posts

it's all about that (You) game

Went to r/ukpolitics to get some fresh material to copy paste here but found they actually have reasonable views and don't mass downvote people who don't agree.

>>77785817
was just there mate can confirm you are talking out of your arse

smoked dabs yday lads

>>77785807
you at work atm? i am haha
t. leftypol

>>77785807
no its not you detestable sludge what i say goes

>>77785810
you must be a newcunt 2bh

you weren't here for the leftypol raid during the election

they even admitted to it

>>77785776
heinz dilemma is literally just an appeal to emotion

why did brits vote for brexit again? I can't think of a worse application of democracy in recent history

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>tfw developing a feeder/BE fetish

>>77785817
baffling post

>>77785829
I'm on a holiday from my 32k pa job

>>77785874
fuck off billionaire

>>77785839
>you must be a newcunt 2bh
I've been here for years
>you weren't here for the leftypol raid during the election
so there was 1 confirmed raid and so every other left wing post after that is another raid?
you're a dumb cunt

Britain doesn’t need to ‘take back control’ of immigration. We already have it. If the public knew that other countries use an EU directive to repatriate thousands of individuals, they would realise the Brexit emperor has no clothes. (theguardian.com)

>>77785853
fucking hell my cock

>>77785887
so you don't think those raiders could have possibly stuck around

Stealing is literally never right don't care if you're starving doesn't give you the right to fucking break into my house for some bread you dumb cunt

>>77785852
nigel farridge told me to and the 350m for the NHS and something something unelected officials or something like that yeah

important matters

>>77785822
Nah plenty of upvoted posts saying mass immigration needs to stop and so forth

>>77785573
Mustard gas

trap line won't stop poppin lads

centralised european government/army is the way forward

can't believe we missed out on it

remembering the time I accidentally stole a sandwich from the sainsburys down the road

didn't go back in there for a fortnight

don't /you/ yanks heinz dillema is pretty much the opposite, or rather it's designed to see whether the recipent thinks beyond vanilla "rightness or wrongness". It is no accident that the lowest stage of moral development according to Kohlberg is obedience.

You should remember that the approval or disapproval of heinz is irrelevent, what matters is how they reasoned it.

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>move an object from one place to another
>locked up in a concrete/metal box

>>77785899
of course not
everything after the election is just funposters who you really ought to ignore if you want them to stop
you fuckwit

>>77785776
The Heinz dilemma refers to an extreme case with extenuating circumstances. Stealing bread to save your starving family is different to having the government seize and redistribute everyone's stuff under threat of violence.

I'm actually an economic leftist by most conservative standards. I support nationalised (or at least subsidised) healthcare, education and housing. But the modern left, the communist fantasists and bullies, are despicable, and I'd be ashamed to have been a part of it if I didn't have the excuse that I was young and foolish. As for immigration, simply look around at what the left has done there.

>>77785949
>tony blair
>the left
hmmmmmm

@77785937
not responding to this utter runt again until i get a proper (you)

Just donated to hope not hate to stop the racists who want to stop the great work of NGOs helping refugees in the med

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>>77785946

heinz is alri
i like their beans

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Love are bran

>>77785949
i truly don't believe anyone is utilitarian enough to blanketly state "stealing is bad".

anyone who isn't a centrist is a mentally ill idiot

beetles
under my carpet
under my feet
they come out in the heat

anyone who isn't straight is a mentally ill idiot

>>77785987
fatty

>>77785972
The left's obsession with equality is what drove the mass immigration movement. It might've been headed by Blair, but underneath was a very leftist, utopian attitude.

Can anyone here name a genius throughout history who was fat?

Is there any greater indication of low intelligence that being unable to put a fork down?

>>77786015
replace that with bisexual and i agree

>>77785998
This. Horshoe theory

heinz beans are shit

http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/48983611/

got a bit of /brit/ nostalgia, lads
>caralad is OP
>sershlad
>hatposting was used for actual reddit things, not just anything right-wing
>/brit/ conversations about all kinds of things, not one topic dominating a thread
>slagposting
>janny enforcing the law, long 551 post thread
>ctrl+f "Rorke"= 1 result

>pour the "wrong" chemical compound on someone
>encased in a sunless cube for decades

horseshoe is unironically true

>>77786027
>throughout history
bit of a daft question here because most people didn't used to be fat in the past

>>77786025
well no it was the jews brainwashing them to think that so they could push mass immigration on us using tony blair as their puppet

>>77785990
Stealing is bad though. Allowing someone to die when you can prevent it is worse, hence using the Heinz dilemma as an example of justified stealing doesn't make all theft okay.

Are you saying stealing is not bad?

>>77785532

Still dont understand how the copper coins fit into the mustard gas reaction

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>horseshoe is unironically true

>>77786025
umm the majority of the far left and the far right both operate under the assumption of equality. This is why people cry about abortions because they are not getting an "equal" chance at life. Similarly this is how the far right justifies itself. We started the same but I worked harder than you.

who got the get last night?

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Wtf? You guys you said reddit hated rick and morty but the first time i went on /r/ television this is what i saw.

>horseshoe theory

hmm no
it's more like a circle theory
the smart centrist is in the middle
and the insane and dumb outliers are on the edge

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>rorke voted leave to lower immigration from brown people countries
>What will happen is less immigration from white people countries
>The shortfall will be made up by more brown people
It just keeps getting funnier lads

>>77786081
a yank

>>77786027
mind-body duality is a myth
if the body is sick or weak so is the mind.
I've been eating better lately as well as working out nearly every day and I've noticed my scenes and mind becoming sharper

>>77786096
theres no edge to a circle

had a blood test earlier and I still feel really sick and dizzy and I'm just moaning softly to myself

>>77786044
wonder if matey ever did buy a scarf

Shall remember the next time I'm light in the old wallet that I have the right to walk into a store and take anything I might need even if I don't have the money

>mum insists on leaving the oven wide open so it cools down faster
>explain to her that we don't benefit at all by having it cool down faster, it just inconveniences the next person if they want to use it soon after (as it would already be somewhat hot, it would take less time to heat up again)
>explain that it might even be bad for the hinges if it's left open like that
>she just wants it shut anyway and if I leave it shut she'll come and yap at me for never listening to her
Also, I was cooking something the other day and on the packet it said '220c' so I put the oven on 220. My mum then got annoyed at me, saying nothing needs to be 220c and that she never cooks anything at that high a temperature. I was like 'it's not on the packet just for a laugh' but she wasn't having any of it.

>>77786044
can recognise some of my own posts in there

really need to leave this place

>>77786105
typical leftylet logic

>>77786096
then how come there are incredibly intelligent marxist and reactionary writers and philosophers for the left and right but hardly any centrists worth mentioning?

oi cops are dogs fuck em

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>>77786105
>The shortfall

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>>77786106
hmm >>77777777

>>77786105
your daughter will be raped by muhammed

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>>77786105

>>77786067
fuck sake can people please actually read what the heinz dilemma is it isn't about justifying stealing fuck me. What it's about is the range of sophisication in argument for stealing or not stealing.

Stealing is bad in a ultiltarian sense, on a personal sense stealing is not fucking bad and the majority of people steal even if the act is as banal as not declaring all your income.

The key to heinz dillema reference is that DEPENDENT on circumstances and philosophy you can justify or not justify stealing, so anyone who provides blanket bullshit like "stealing is bad" is a fucking idiot.

>>77786110
hmmmmmm

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>>77786049

>>77786138
>incredibly intelligent marxist and reactionary writers and philosophers for the left and right
they're mentally ill
>hardly any centrists worth mentioning?
most authors are centrists because they're not hotheaded nitwits

>>77786166
baffling

I'm crying

>>77786166
were nazis even bourgeois?
they seemed pretty plebby

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>no furry scenes
The utter state of PC gaming.

>>77786105
>no longer having to kowtow to ridiculous EU """human""" """rights""" laws and getting control of your own borders somehow means more immigration of any kind
>people coming from the EU will be white despite any old African just picking up a German passport

>>77786159
>DEPENDENT on circumstances and philosophy you can justify or not justify stealing

in only the most insanely extreme circumstance maybe. it's basically just a strawman.

>>77786191
nazi were anti bougeoisis it's a fucking bait image just like all that nonsense

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>>77786201

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*barges in*

>>77786069
Red herring

business idea: communism, but backed by technology/automation and only for people that I like

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>>77786105
n-no it won't

>>77786191
most of their votes came from christian and middle class conservative voters

>>77786201
Steam was a mistake

The normeggs are screeching again...

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>India has confirmed any trade deal with them will come with an agreement for easier visa access for their citizens
1 BILLION brown people lads...rorke is gonna freak

kasj

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/police-drop-probe-into-cambridge-university-students-tweets-claiming-all-white-people-are-racist-a3600091.html

hmmmmm ah yes love to see that the system works both ways

>>77786202
doesn't seem you understand...

>>77786247
*rorketistic screeching*

>>77786247
Our streets will be filled with stinky curry shit

>>77786226
in a vote where the second and third largest party was a socialist party and a communist party, hardly surprising

make the pain go away

Rorke complains about foreigners populating his country whilst simultaneously not having kids himself! Sad!

>>77786265
they already are
rorkes like curry but don't like brown people though

Willy offers his apartment tonight for a pizza-beer night before Sarkozy's intervention and you have to judge. I therefore propose that we all meet at around 20h Willy Hugs to all, Maxance Sent from my iPhone

>>77786254
tbf I'm white and racist

>basicly a strawman
my god, have you ever actually engaged with philosophy? Anyone can say blanket platitudes that are completely unenlightening and uninteresting. Why do you think people have interrogated these statements since the beginning of dialogue. If you were in a socratic dialogue you would say:

"but socrates, why are you talking about an event that hasn't happened to me"

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Just realised 4chan is now no longer the source of memes but rather just shallowly copying news sites. Now i have to get a university degree in journalism to be at the forefront of meme culture.

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Ride out with me...
Ride out and face them

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBErk_QqRMo

howling at this

http://news.sky.com/story/youth-leader-dies-amid-venezuela-poll-violence-10968041

business idea: curry but made by brits

>>77786287
It’s not like you can outbreed browns anyway. They all have 20 kids per family

>>77786322
quite like pork curry

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>>77786313

Why would anyone want Poles here any more or less than they would want Indians? Never understood it

doing anything but shitposting in /brit/ is a mistake, discuss

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>He's on me
>I'm on him
nolan does it again

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The diverse cast that took down hitler.

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nothing wrong with Indians
Britain should be a Dharmic country

>>77786341
Indians are genuinely subhuman

>>77786129

Sounds irritating

>>77786311
Macron copied me

business idea: everyone smokes dabs

We were calling each other runts and insects and spamming shitty fedoras years ago - /brit/ need a fresh gimmick zeitgeist

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>>77786306
nobody cares about philosophy it's the most brainlet pseudo-intellectual bullshit ever lad sorry you chose a shitty major but at least you can argue about MUH MORALITY all day

>>77786159
My point wasn't about stealing, it was about how I (and many others) have grown out of the idea that the widespread theft of property inherent in the modern left's political philosophies is justified. That point was derailed by this fixation on an absolute statement that had caveats implied for the sake of being succinct.

>>77786366
slavs are genuinely subhuman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A1xyy1D0Yk

>>77786366
Be that as it may I've never felt any fraternity with East Europeans because of the colour of our skin or whatever

i didn't study philosophy lol.

>>77786384
t. selfish rorke
just admit you hate other people and don't want others to have the opportunities you had mate, it's much more respectable

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the goal

>>77786341
How many kids do poles have per family usually

Ah yes Socrates, you're so right Socrates, utterly brilliant Socrates
why don't you look me in the eyes when we make love Socrates?

>>77786366
India is like bizzaro England, the southern Indians are inbred but the northern ones are lighter and generally decent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZrYUOBshcE

about to heem this limey twat if he indirectly replies to me one more time

if there's any general that should be deleted, it would be /brit/

>>77786421
but southern India is the best part

>>77786421
how's that bizzaro?

>>77786444
the people are shit though

>>77786445
it means opposite

>>77786384
not sure why you are surprised when people jump on you for chatting rubbish.

Don't know a single person who advocates widespread theft of property even among my more concerning friends. At best they float an "ideal situation" scenario where shit like unused houses are momentarily repurposed and they are quickly shut down as they realise their own naivity. If you engaging with or hanging around with cultist far-left then I suggest you either reeducate them or leave them.

>>77786462
its the wealthiest part

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UctriMuXYS0

God bless China and God Bless Xi Jin Ping, may much more Chinese investment come our way and may the bond between our countries be strong and free from knavish tricks from imperialists

septic twats need to fuck off to /cum/

hmm yes I've seen some more third worlders have died in pointless violence
everything seems in order then

>>77786482
because tourism, doesn't exactly have an impact on the local

don't know why you'd ever buy a bulldog or a pug or something

horrible ugly little stubby creatures

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>>77786320
The "opposition leader" was actually a Chavista - fake news

>>77786462
>it means opposite
yes I know
how's india bizarro though?

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1501438771045.webm

me in blue

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>when you reach lvl 99 in masturbation

some runt on facebook just took a photo of a stirfry he made and uploaded it boasting like he just made a fucking souffle. sitrfry is so easy i deadset reckon my dog could make it

>>77786512
because the typical northern and southern people are inverted compared to England's

>>77786534
reminds me of Vivec

>>77786410
>1.6L Diesel


Runt-spec Audi on finance, proper deano that

>>77786529
was honestly disapointed with this show, thought Gordon wouldn't be such a pussy with kids

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>A man has admitted in court to importing an obscene child sex doll.

>Lawyers for David Turner, 72, of Ramsgate, Kent, had argued the doll was not an "obscene" item.
>But a judge dismissed the claim, saying "any right-thinking person" would struggle to find the item anything other than obscene.
>Under the 1979 Customs and Excise Management Act it is against the law to import obscene or indecent items.

>>77786529
chin up, Oona love

>>77786552
but it isn't?
you said
>India is like bizzaro England, the southern Indians are inbred but the northern ones are lighter and generally decent

england is exactly the same as india from what you've said

>>77784213
>>77784213
>>77784213

new

>>77786483
I always bully chinese people wherever i find them, if they are walking somewhere i veer towards them and make them move out of the way, if they talk in their "language" i shout "hong bong dong" at them. I really really hate the little yellow rice wogs.

Theyre pathetic like indians and devious like Russians (transparently)

>>77786582
youre trying too hard, poorthener

>>77786579
what an odd law
sounds like something they would have in China or Saudi Arabia

>>77786582
was funny when you were being subtle but now you're just incorrect

>>77786579
>my feelings are the law
t. judge

>>77786616
>>77786610
I'm being deadly serious

>>77786608
Solid post

>>77786608
t. rorke who lives in his parent's basement

you should be thankful, they contribute more to the economy than you ever have

>>77786408
>the opportunities you had
I was raised by a single mum on a council estate. My childhood was fucking horrific and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. This is probably what led to my socialist beliefs in my teenage years, beliefs that you only outgrow with the wisdom of experience, something no socialist has.

>>77786714
how did you make it out? free education? free healthcare helped no doubt

>>77786714
is there anything worse than an economic rorke who grew up in poverty? It's cuck-tier

>>77786714
hmm very interesting
*writes some notes on a paper entitled "Does Being From A Broken Home Fuck People Up?"*
*files it back in a folder entitled "ah yes, the ""Northern Powerhouse"""*

>lunch

1 birdeye chicken chargrill - 150 calories, 15g protein
1/2 pack of uncle ben's tomato and basil rice - 200 calories

doing quite well on the so-called "diet" lads

>>77786762
>how did you make it out?
My mum met a hard working man, married him, we all moved into a nice place and they had a few more kids.

>free education, healthcare
Things I advocate for. Things we stand to lose because the modern left is so politically inept.

>>77786884
>My mum met a hard working man, married him, we all moved into a nice place and they had a few more kids.

fucking SCREECHING

>>77786943
How old are you?

>>77786962
25, so you're roasty mum married up a class and now you're an economic rorke? The fucking STATE of you m8

>>77787044
>an economic rorke
Compared to the socialist I used to be, and the modern, communist utopian left, yes. Compared to most sensible people, I'm pretty left wing. Sensible people seem to be in short supply on the left nowadays though, and I get called a "rorke" more than anything else. Probably because of my position on immigration.

Also, not every mum can be as pure and virginal as yours mate.