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Theft edition
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yeah this was worth doing 30 posts early NOT
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sue
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>>77782800
>this little statist cuck
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>>77782786
property is theft
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music is only good only tv series and films
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>>77782807
you're my property now poppet x
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love and death are the only truths
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>>77782807
self refutation.

'theft' as a forcible violation of property presupposes the existence of property.
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>Police are searching for a man who has broken into several houses in the Chalong, Phuket, area and purposely scaring residents.

>"He will stand next to your bed and point a flashlight into your eyes until you wake up. He will then run out when you scream and no one has been able to stop or catch him by now."
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>>77782786
cant you just move to another country then?
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>>77782847
have we pushed alan too far?
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>>77782845
Proudhon's been dead for 152 years Marx let him rest
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thick scottish accent: ah 'ent had a shag in aboot two yoor lads
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>>77782854
*looks up all countries that don't have theftation that I am legally eligible to move to permanently*

hmm none found
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>>77782868
heh
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listening to music
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Eating a ham sandwich lads
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listening to someone eating a ham sandwich
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37 degrees today, too fucking hot to do literally anything

hating it
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>>77782885
I guess you should assimilate rather then expect the country to change for you
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watching someone listen to someone eating a ham sandwich
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consider myself to be a self-made man
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eating red meat off the bone
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>>77782845
stealing common good of the people is theft
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think we're all going to make it desu lads
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might move from nottingham to bangkok and work as a code monkey while posting on 4chan in my free time and make a website under the alias "thailad"
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>>77782911
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sicNDCstSI
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>>77782933
can't fucking stand carnivorous runts like you

ah yes let's just genocide random animals that have been deemed good for the human constitution by literal cavemen 40,000 years ago, literally fattening them up and pumping them full of hormones from birth to death and practising eugenics to make their descendants even less sentient

hope the robots turn you lot into mincemeat when they come to power in the aftermath of the vegetarian revolution
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>>77782969
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>>77782969
I like it
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>>77782917

i guess i could expect not to be stolen from on a daily basis
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>>77782982
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>>77782892
call the king a bender you fucking bent nonce twat
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>>77782994
ask 43 more times
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drinking malt beer
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once killed a man for looking at me the wrong way

do not mess with me or you will regret it
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>>77782994
Really not a fan of this gimmick, give it 1/10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4WN9-YZzpQ
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i only put ham on my sandwichs
no butter no nothing
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*walks in to your house*
*starts taking your stuff*
>excuse me m8 wtf r u doin
>tax m8, resist and I'll jail you
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>>77782982
here we have a prime case of someone with vitamin b12 deficiency
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Would the world lose out if we nuked thailand and everyone in it
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>>77783007
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did /brit/ turn to shit over the last 4 months or is a nigga b trippin'
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>>77783022
snivelling little vietnamese tadpole
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Theft is taxation for too rich people
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>>77783011
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>>77783032
simply just type "the king is a bender" and we can put this all to rest

Until then you have literally no right to talk about your political views, because you clearly don't believe in them very strongly
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>>77783022
It's wank now, I just post here out of habit at this point.
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any hetero man in
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>>77783022
its been shit all year with bog fart and corbyn
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*thinks taxation is theft*
*doesn't immediately stop using the NHS, benefiting from public infrastructure funded on the taxpayer dime, or pay for his entire education upfront instead of profiting from subsidisation for potentially decades to come*

wahey!
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>>77783027
I'm British, Bruce
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wish ned kelly had butchered all them coppers on that fateful night
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>>77783042
Alternative idea: keep asking.
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>Pass me those all important lie detector results
>We asked thailad "Is your "girlfriend" a ladyboy?" He said no, why did you say no?
>Because I was telling the truth
>Test says you're a liar pal
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>I'm heterosexual
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need these planes out of business
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Good morning x

http://i.4cdn.org/b/1501491316491.jpg
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I am proud of the Welsh blood that flows in my veins
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>>77783077
FOY
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>>77783075
5 words

THE
KING
IS
A
BENDER

type them nonce
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>>77783075
Speak up lad there's planes flying about
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc2p5VgPkso

wouldn't mind being a pilot in ww2 as long as I didn't die x
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>>77783090
what?
>>77783091
*mumbles something about catching a pigeon*
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*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH*
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would be so funny if everyone in this thread died
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going to make and write a film based on /brit/

The key characters will be:

>Thainonce
>Lisicki
>Cornwall
>Sersh
>Craven
>Zoey
>Fatcam
>Caralad
>Ribena
>Bucks
>Dormers
>kentqt
>Kevin Boyle
>Yorkshire
>Tom
>The Janny
as well as some extras that will play familiar gimmick anons

The film will be a masterpiece of 21st century cinema, and should be viewed as a successor to Pulp Fiction really. It should become a cult classic even if it doesn't do so well in the Box Office.

There will be mature themes (Thailad's dark fall from grace and plunge into noncery in the East, the sad but disturbing story of Ribena as well as other dramatic plots for other characters) and cute sweet moments (The Sersh/Cornwall/Yorkshire love triangle in the second act comes to mind) but overall I want to expand on several themes, such as identity, loyalty, patriotism, satire and self-mockery. It should have bits of drama, romance, comedy, thrills, erotica and pure art scattered amongst the scenes. I want it to be a film with a big philosophical message, y'know?

I need your help here though lads:

Who should I cast as the main characters?
Who should direct this masterpiece?
Who should compose the score?

Thank you lads.
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Stop putting x on the end of your posts

It makes me mentally very unstable
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>The JF pseudo trip asking when did /brit/ get shit

O i am laffin
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>>77783061
Bizarre how obsessed this anon is
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>>77783107
wanted to watch troy on the weekend you idiotic
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watching baraka lads

don't really understand what's going on but enjoying it nevertheless
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>>77783112
>as well as some extras that will play familiar gimmick anons
which ones?
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Please help me choose one of the 3 highlighted films to watch lads
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>>77783112
I'll do some sound effects with a glass and a beer mat
>>77783123
There's an aussie that does it too.. they think if I say it and they report it I'll get arrested or something.
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>>77783143
king bender poster and a few other notables
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>>77783112
sersh on the left, cornwall on the right
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>>77783145
woops, forgot pic
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shan't
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what was the get
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>>77783161
logan, aint heard of the other gay shite
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>>77783112
john goodman as the janny

this guy as thailad
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>>77777777
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>>77783173
>>77777777
dunno
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>>77783179
is that dj squalls
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on the train
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>>77783179
that actually looks quite like him
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7 nights in a 3 star hotel for only £1500 quid, absolute bargain 2bh
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>>77783199
no it doesn't
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>>77783112
Get the stone roses to do the score
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eating a sandwich of ham
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>>77783206
dire
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upgraded my bacon butty to a BLT and made two

will be ignoring any and all "fat cunt" comments
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>>77783206
deano
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>>77783206
just get a cheap airbnb and spend the money on eating out/sangria

All inclusive is shit
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>>77783223

>white bread

heem yourself my man
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>>77783223
>lettuce

top urself
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>>77783206
Airbnb is luxury compared to a hotel of the equivalent price. I had a house to myself with pool and everything for $170 a night
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>all inclusive is shit
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>>77783223
>bacon
enjoy your carcinogens
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it must be a really good post

https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/filename/%2056578/
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>>77783223
more like BBLT (The extra B stands for Butter)
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>>77783239
>>77783243
stop having shit opinions in my vicinity
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>>77783223
>mayo
FOY
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>>77783227
got any destination suggestions lad, got the next week and a half off work. tempted to drive through france and check out all the world war stuff
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might go for walkies
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>>77782982
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>>77783261
>3 fucking pages
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>>77783263
that's mayonnaise you breadbin
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>>77783275
*tugs on your lead*
good boy
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bit gay
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rrreeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Might eat some oreos
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need plane autists out of business
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the irony of a free 1080p torrent downloading quicker than the 480p stream which i pay Sky £7.99 a month for.
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what a fucking awful get
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>>77783281
Gross
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>>77783223
>tomato
fuck off billy no taste
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>>77783308
fucked that post up
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What mode you in?
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>>77783315
>Gross
fuck off yank
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you will never work in a place like this again
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>game of thrones
>watching beyond season 3
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business idea: BLT but with a pickle instead of a tomato so you've got a perfect balance between the savoy meat, the moist crisp lettuce, and a salty pickle
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>>77783350
I'm out
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gave up coke for speed

find it much better and cheaper
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Business idea : putting the Germans in extermination camps
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>>77783350
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>>77783350
good idea but that's because i hate tomatos
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>>77783374
Cracking fucking post
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>>77783350
business idea: BLT but instead of the sandwich you heckin top yourself
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BMT > BLT
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heckin sad pupper
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gave up chuck for sneed
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>>77783374
they're in a generation extermination camp of their own construction
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>>77783396
haha heckin... love it...
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prefer sausages myself
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gay-z making wet sound about his shitty marriage what a fucking faggot
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>>77783270
anywhere in europe for a week really, just don't do a runty package deal unless you wanna spend your holiday with deano and deano Jr in the 6 week holidays
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English Bacon is shite
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>>77783412
I don't get it
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Just created the first 6 characters for my planned Overwatch clone.
From left to right the characters are
- A Finnish hacker, he will most likely be support.
- Constantly drunk German guy, he will have game mechanics related to drunkness
- Aussie half snake dude with a pet snake, he is the result of an experiment gone wrong by the planned bad team and now fights against him
- British secret agent, nuff said
- A mixed race american basketball star who joined the good guys after he found out his brother was killed by the bad team
- French weapons master and rival secret agent to British guy, he is a master of weapons but choses to wield breadsticks and wine bottles because he is full of himself

How do i improve the current cast? Also suggest new characters.
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too many nonces with oriental flags about here nowadays
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NEED a black gf
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>>77783449
bit autistic tbqh
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heckin doggos make me do a sad
want to do a stamping on their heds
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>>77783449
Forgot Image.
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>>77783223
>only 2 bits of bacon per sarnie
gas yourself immediately
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*moves to a 3rd world asian shithole*

ah yes, i'm cultured now
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would never date a darkie
wouldn't be able to laugh at nigger jokes around her
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>>77783449
needs a finnish hydraulic press engineer
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too many nonces with american flags about here nowadays
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>>77783460
the smartest rats leave before the ship has sunk
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the gf in another universe
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dreamt about her twice last night
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>>77783460
agree. cannot stand vietnonce
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>>77783430
got to respond to the lemonade duppy innit
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just yelled at my mum for not doing the thing she said she was going to do ages ago
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business idea: overwatch clone where every character is finnish
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>>77783503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVcW11GoBD0
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Wish the postie didn't come a-knockin' when my poos they be droppin'
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business idea : briefs that you can wear on both sides so you can use them twice as long without them looking dirty
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linkin up wit Bruce for a /brit/ cypher

wotch this space innit

bless up the man inside x
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>>77783503
I can confidently say I wouldn't play that.
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>Game of Thrones-themed micro-sculptures crafted on pencil tips
hmn
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Hate Russians
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>>77783521
once you switch sides it will look dirty
just wear brown ones ;^)
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>>77783534
*grabs one and writes NONCE on your forehead with it*
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>>77783534
SO
FRICKIN
EPIC!!!
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>>77783521
they already have those, they're called briefs
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How to get rid of ass hait so shit particules stop latching onto them ?
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Heading to this
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Tomato got shit expensive. Like 20₹ per piece. Used to be ₹20 per kilo. Someone stole 300 kgs of tomatoes and some vendors got paramilitary protection to safeguard their tomatoes. Welcome to India
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>>77783561
>not using the bidet
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>>77783561
tie them all up in a knot and then tie them with a string to a bridge, then jump
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>>77783561
https://youtu.be/7HhXLLTqZKY
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>>77783488
she's cute
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>>77783430
>faggot
fuck off yank
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>>77783583
Not her but thanks
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>>77783567
>Charlottesville, Virginia
very high likelihood that Chris-Chan will be protesting at this
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>>77783585
Gander here, Mother.
For I've posted it once more.
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>>77783590
smart boy!

EDIT: sorry meant girl!!
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>>77783473
they're called rashers, sweaty
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>>77783568
How hot is it there?
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Imagine not being white
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>>77783623
fucken dire
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>>77783223
Bacon is burnt, obviously oven cooked

Your board is gay

Your bread is mediocre

Not enough bacon

Not enough tomato

Not enough lettuce

DESU (to be honest) you should combine them into one big sandwich
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>>77783590
>Ian Watkins
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why are people naming their kids shit like Archie, Max, Amelia, Isla, Poppy, Alfie and Noah?

their people, not fucking pets
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>>77783628
don't think you know what burnt is mate
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>>77783601

Its really sad
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need a spanish girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eESNO-UvXWc
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>>77783637
government should just make a list of select preapproved names you can give to babies like France used to have
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>>77783637
middle class retards
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>>77783637
how the fuck is noah a pet's name retard?
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was worried the other day that I was arguing too much on 4chan, but some friendly poster on /brit/ kept telling me my posts were not an argument, so that was reassuring
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>>77783637
my name mentioned
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>>77783637
millennials are like children well into adulthood
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>>77783639

Its meant to be browned, not blackened. Just because its not a charcoal ruin doesnt mean its not burned
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>>77783651
do people actually sit down and listen to this "music"?

literally can't listen to this for more than 2 seconds without experiencing physical pain
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>>77783660
does Noah need to go out for walkies, now?
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and here come the unsuccessful job application emails
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>>77783561
put tape on both side of your arse, covering the hair with a string underneath long enough for you to be able to step on it while kneeling. Get up violently to take the tape off and remove all hair.
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>>77783637
I have a good friend called archie


desu the only bad name there is Noah, autist name
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>>77783673
brilliant mate, keeping my eyes peeled for your full review soon!
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>>77783664
alri FuckingPets, your dog back from the vets yet?
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I was making pancakes at the weekend and forgot to add any egg into the batter. I made the first one and it tasted fine, only after I'd finished it did I realise there was no egg in the mixture so I added one and it tasted and cooked the same.

Are eggs a Jewish trick?
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>>77783668
I think you need to get a new monitor and an eye test if you think the bacon in that picture is remotely blackened
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>>77783660
sounds like the name an upper-middle class mixed race family would give their half-black half-jew son
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>>77783689
yeah
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>>77783684
what he's trying to say is that you have shit taste in everything and should do a 'cide
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>>77783676
>getting e-mails back


>>77783675

t.Brooklyn
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>>77783696
oh
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hey thailad you see radyboy hahahahaha
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>>77783717
in all actuality eggs are a perfect food
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>>77783708
the day I listen to a Yank is the day hell freezes over
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hmmm
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>>77783741
'
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>>77783741
nonce
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>>77783689
add the eggs next time and taste it again

you had a jewish bias before cooking and never knew it
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>>77783741
nonce
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>>77783730
pls no bully bruce
>>77783734
Thanks Mr. Goldstein
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>>77783741
bad willy, BAD WILLY
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>>77783741
'e.
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>>77783692

sure m8
>>77783695
Nah its the name a mildly religious blonde centre middle class woman who is aspiring to upper middle class, drives a range rover and sens her son to the local grammar school, gives to her only child.
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>>77783741
'o'ce
>>
>>77783741
don't touch willy
>>
>>77783741
ah yes 10 year olds dress like this now. yet you still have retards whose views are based on the motto "if it doesn't affect me who cares"
>>
>>77783741
'cking 'nce
>>
>>77783757
I always add eggs, that's the point.. this one time I forgot and it's literally the same.
>>
>>77783778
rasheed
>>
thailad do you eat streetfood?
>>
>>77783741
n'.
>>
fucking SCREECHING bet thainonce is sweating in his office desprate to beat his meat to that webm
>>
>>77783794
yes

t. thailad
>>
Yes that's right thailad, tactfully avoid the honeypot
>>
>>77783759
don't know why you're calling me goldstein. eggs are the food choice of nationalists. goldstein would have you eating mcdonalds
>>
>>77783787
shut up fuckwit
getting sick of hearing about your eggless pancakes
>>
wait so did he use eggs or not
>>
will be filling in for thailad for the next couple of hours
>>
>>77783793
reddit
>>
>>77783794
Yeah occasionally, but it doesn't really fill me up is the problem.
>>77783807
You literally admitted it was a Jewish trick and in the same breath advocated them. I'm on to you..
>>77783812
Just hold on. We have to sort this out
>>
>>77783828
rasheed
>>
>>77783846
drumpf
>>
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can't sleep
>>
>>77783787
well i find there's a coating that doesn't exist on the pancakes when i forgot eggs with the pancake flour like a year ago when i cooked them

sorry that's all i got
>>
>>77783611
29°c . Humidity 71
>>
>>77783854
fuck your dumb faggot cat dickhead
>>
>>77783854
it's almost 11am silly
>>
cat is kicking my plate of bacon & egg residue but doesn't know I put hot sauce on it heh
>>
>>77783778
There 10? Look like high schoolers to me
>>
>>77783888
ignore the retarded yanks they all have brain damage
>>
>>77783807

>mcdonalds
>egg mcmuffin

I'm fucking onto you noseberg
>>
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PRAISE KEK
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>>77783859
Hmm perhaps
>>
>>77783865
and they say yanks are mental
>>
>>77783835
should eat more eggs i reckon

t. egg and dairy industry
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>>77783896
rude
>>
>>77783854
Its nearly midday silly
>>
drumpf's days are numbered and that makes me very happy
>>
>>77783905
Well you seem like an unbiased spectator in this whole debacle, I'll do that.
>>
>>77783883
It's spelt with an 'L'. 'Licking' not 'kicking'.
>>
>>77783924
of course they're numbered. bout 2700 to go
>>
>knowing who the yank president is
FOY
>>
>>77783900
Agreed
>>
*licks you right in the nads*
>>
>But I have a better quality of life in thaila-

*gets malaria and dengue fever and dies*
>>
>>77783943
>knowing who the yank president is
FOY
>>
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gross
>>
>>77783924
feel like ive heard this a dozen times before
>>
*gives away a free lick*
>>
>>77783934
are you sure? Doesn't seem right
>>
Who's the yank prime minister?
>>
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>VR
Disgusting
>>
>>77783967
lord north
>>
lord palmerston
pliny the elder
>>
>>77783967
me
>>
name's Oliver
>>
>>77783958
where the fuck are all these Amelias then
>>
>>77783958
>muhammad
ah yes
>>
>>77783982
Pitt
>>
>>77783969
VR games are literally shit this is fake news
>>
>>77783967
big fat orange russian puppet who is also stupid
he is known simply as drumpf
>>
>>77783982
LORD
PALMERSTON
>>
>>77783994
pardon
>>
>make up 1% of the population
>be blamed for all societal ills

ah yes, the rorke mentality, muslims literally do nothing wrong
>>
>>77783958
>muhammad 14
>>
>>77783988
Primary school
>>
Real VR will involve connection with brain nerves
>>
>>77783993
that only appears so high up because most muslims will name their sons muhammad as a first name
though in practice they'll use one of their middle names
>>
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>muhammad up 1
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>1%
>>
>>77784008
yeah me too
>>
EXCLUSIVE: Bannon facing death sentence
>>
>>77784014
'
>>
>>77783958

I knew an amelia

she had big jubblies
>>
>>77784008
It's quite a bit more than 1%
>>
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>"I like talking to you anon"
>goes hour without responding to my messages
women shouldn't exist
>>
>VR
https://youtu.be/vZ-Md56jK9Y
>>
>>77784011
Aisha 9
>>
>>77784014
'once
>>
it's looking like a war is brewing lads
getting spooked
>>
>ZX2R
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ8R4tYbX5w
>>
>>77784014
>>
>>77784008
>they're only a tiny margin of the population, stop making a big deal of it
>also gib transexual rights, it's 2017
>>
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crop's looking good this year
about time for harvest
>>
>>77784037
she doesn't wait an hour for chad you can guarantee that
>>
we're talkin
hoooooooooooooooomeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
ozzie and the straw
>>
>>77784037
you should never respond to a woman's message quicker than they respond to yours
>>
Muhammad is not a name. It is a prefix. Like doctor
Only Muhammed's name was Muhammad
>>
>>77784037
maybe she's just busy?
>>
>muh hammad
>>
>>77784061
mattingly, get rid of those sideburns
>>
>>77784037
stop being ugly and boring
>>
>>77784076
>>77784057
it's been 8 hours
>>
>>77782854
>>77782885
>>77782917
>>77782989
America here
Move to Texas (fuck off we're full), no property taxes.
Live a subsistence lifestyle. Barter with your neighbors. Never get taxed your entire life.
>>
>>77784054
>transgender rights

only nasty little virgins have a problem with this, now get out my sight you pathetic little amoeba
>>
>>77784088
maybe she went on a camping trip
>>
>>77784066
Gay
>>
>>77784094
you are truly ascended
>>
>>77784027
lol what?
izzit tru?
>>
>>77784037

No she doesnt, you are just a backup
>>
>>77784094
Okay
>>
>>77784088
there's dozens of valid excuses I can think of
you're just being paranoid and dumb
>>
>>77784095
alri tranny
>>
>>77784109

yeah

/are louise/ confirmed it
>>
I 99% of marbles were normal and caused no problems but 1% of them who all coincidentally shared a particular trait happened to fucking explode in your face who would you blame for societies problems?

https://strawpoll.com/bgrw3sg2
https://strawpoll.com/bgrw3sg2
https://strawpoll.com/bgrw3sg2
>>
any doctor man in?
>>
>valid
>excuses
>>
>didn't wank up into the weekend because i was planning on hitting on gril
>hit her up but she was """"busy""""
>get too drunk to fuck anyway
>too hungover to wank yesteryday

hankerin for a wankerin lads
>>
>>77784095

Theyre literally mentally ill
>>
only got 1.7 hours played on steam in the past 2 weeks
gonna make it soon i can feel it
>>
>>77784136
>strawpoll.com
runt
>>
everyone I don't like is mentally ill
>>
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>tranny
>>
tired of not having enough rights for schizophrenics in this country
>>
https://youtu.be/J-6QyImwhHU?t=213

love korean girls me
>>
>>77784178
xy and xx chromosome

if i pretend i'm a christian who was really born a muslim doesn't give me religion dysphoria

all you need is a doctor and a diagnosis to believe anything. plz stop
>>
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>>77784178
>yfw you don't like yourself and fall into that category
>>
>>77784200
>>77784200
>>
>>77784132
>>77784154
nasty little rorke alt-right virgin
>>
>>77784134
love that louise mensch became a hero to american liberals
nothing but a drug-addled shyster
>>
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>>77784178
>I'm perfect healthy, I just take this cocktail of SSRI's/Horomones to make me feel happy and put off urges to mutilate myself :^)
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