/cum/

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POOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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anzu

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>>77779011
From a straight thread to a gayfag thread

Nice job

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The biggest redpill I've ever taken was learned through catfishing as male models on tinder

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rate my ex

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>>77779027
excellent

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>>77778928 #
Forgot to reply to your post btw
>>77778801 (You) #

She makes ugly faces in her other photos and it makes her look retarded

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*lunges at you*

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>>77779027

>>77779043
or a gaythread to a straight thread for girls. kys mansplainer

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Welcome to Eugene

>>77779027
pepe has gone to far.

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>>77779044
What, you learned that all women are whores?

Damn

>>77779059
Nice thot

I'll save it later, my family is in the living room with me

Is your name really Sam?

>>77779097
t-they are?

does this mean I'm kill?

>>77779047
how big is her penis?

>>77779047
you wont be getting anymore replies with that image, miguel

every guy loves a kick to the balls

Might fap to anime tonight

not a fan of yanks wasting our get
fuck off yanks

Made a post

>>77779098

>>77779136

i want someone to say a number instead of saying is a man

had nightmares 2 days in a row about her

>>77779129
Nah, it means you can improve your game by now knowing how shallow they actually are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEeLoKyZiDw

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>>77779165
>her

>>77779124
No

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>>77779196
You know it's bad for the soul to tell lies?

new primitive technology vid

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>>77779032

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>>77779190
bruh thats a lad?

>>77779220
Sam us a Texan in cum

>>77779224
This one was a bit boring. Wish he'd do more shit with weaving

>>77779243
stop being a fag

>tfw all you can do is watch your baseball team tank

>>77779224
>white dude left in his neighbors back yard for a few years, creates advanced civilization
>aboriginals left in australia for ten thousand years, make a curved stick

Test

icles

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>>77779275
>>77779286

>>77779265
abos just wanna get high you racist

>>77779275
test failed

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>>77779239
Good riddance
>>77779243
What makes you think you are ''lefty''

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Not so fast, lefty

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i remember throwing a waterballoon at the face of an italian exchange student, she deserved it she was a bitch anyway

>>77779011
I walked past this swole 6'3" Chinese guy wearing Levi's and a tight fitting black shirt smoking a cigarette with an amazing face about an hour ago and audibly gasped.

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I threw a water balloon at my friend's sister's chest and she confronted it about me a few days later and told me I gave her a bruise and asked if I wanted to see

I was retarded and nervous so I said I believed her and she didnt need to show me

>>77779355
roastie btfo

>>77779355
>I was retarded
Very

>>77779047

This post need more Yous.

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>>77779374
i was 11

>>77779355
I egged my own house with my friend when were were 8 or so
we carried the eggs in our shirts to the backyard right in front of my mom and sister while they watched tv
also dialed 911 and hung up cause we thought it'd be funny once

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anyone have that pic of the tan girl with thicc thighs sitting down
need it for a newspaper article I'm writing for the school newspaper

>>77779230
Do you think we're faceblind?

>>77779355
me

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>>77779492
is it this one?

>>77779467
>I egged my own house with my friend when were were 8 or so
why

>>77779534
it seemed a good idea at the time
we got some on the roof too

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>>77779529
no. she was at a desk looking at a paper or something.
please help. if I don't find that pic then I'm going to fail the 7th grade for the 18th time

im gonna talk to my ex tomorrow
i will do it

i dont care

>>77779355
Was it a bluff and there was no bruise? Or was there a bruise? Did she want you to look at her breasts?

>>77779560
>codi vore
nice taste anon

>>77779566
She wanted me to look at her boobs
She was about 3 years older than me and would always try to do things like that to make me uncomfortable. Should have just went with it desu, like she tried to kiss me quite a few times but I avoided it

>>77779565

we dont care either

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>waiting in line
>nig cashier
>nig ahead of me
>nigs making fun talk with eachother even though theyre strangers
>my turn
>nig cashier cold and distant towards me

every

fucking

time

>>77779612
Jealous of their comraderie desu
Seems like it'd be impossible to be lonely if you're black because every other black person is friendly and talkative with you

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good evening friends

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you know what's worse in hongcouver than chinkland
pajeetland

The only reason I act retarded is because I'm afraid people will get scared when I show my real intelligence and NASA will arrest me for research

>>77779637

sup

I don't care if you're not a real girl, I will find you.

i love playing my thot in tekken

>>77779660
getting stomped in overwatch desu

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>>77779637
hi

not sure if im allowed to post here cuz my flag but im doing it anyway

>>77779717

if youre not a cunt like /brit/ brits you're fine

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Stomping this dork on Overwatch

>>77779704
my first fap was to a Tekken character

>>77779704
whos your thot
>>77779778
which character? one of my first vidya faps was talim from soul calibur

>>77779792
Anna Williams

>>77779736
Wasn't talking to you, yank.

FOB

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i thought this was really funny

>>77779845
that's pretty funny

>>77779792
i play lucky chloe

[awkward silence]

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>77779875
thanks

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why do girls pretend to like you but then not reply to messages

>>77779925
they want orbiters

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>tfw I will never be able to afford a super everdive/everdrive 64

>>77779938
what?

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>>77779947

flash carts

>>77779755
:(

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>overwatch

I'm not an expert at overwatch, but I'm pretty sure 90% of my team members are always retarded.

the boondocks is such a good show

Overwatch looks fun, but I refuse to use w*ndows.

>>77780017

welcome to literally any competitive multiplayer game ever

TF2 isn't dead yet I think

>>77780050
Nah, it gets boring really quick.

Im bored

>>77780115
Did you play Overwatch?

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Cute girl wants to come over and bang

Taking bets on how I'm going to fuck THIS one up

>>77780135
turns out she's your xth cousin

man

my ass is on fire

kill me

>>77780135
post more

>>77780130

no

>>77780140
Strong contender

Team Fortress Classic > TF2

this chick just double texted me on tinder
am i chad now?

>>77780146
you don't need to kill yourself
just stop posting

never eating spicy food AGAin in my life

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>>77780175
double text?

>>77780189
she messaged me again after i didnt respond to one of her texts

>>77780200
oh man
that never happens to me with girls ;_;

good luck anon

Say something I'm giving up on you

im gay im gay

just let me go, it will make things better for one of us at least

>>77780135
Hey guys I already fucked this up, mentioned I won't be in town much longer and she unmatched me

Haha

>>77780207
shes 300lbs and is a single mom is the catch

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im insane

>>77780288
you should worship the ground she walks on

>>77780289
post the comfy version of this pic
>>77780298
would rather not
i also feel like a dick ghosting her though

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>>77780284
one day bud

>>77780288
whew

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>>77780305
Hello, my dear.

divorce should be socially unacceptable again

>>77780313
thanks bud

>>77780319
this, but the opposite

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>>77780200
This girl literally waited two years to hit me up after I ignored her

At this point I just wanna be like "sorry I was in the shower lol"

>>77780330
She's a female beta. Crush her.

>>77780330
tell her to khs

>>77780364
How

>>77780371
That's boring and uninspired

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>its a "Lucy discovers internet porn" episode

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Meteor shower peak tonight boys, keep your peepers open and your socks on
>The Southern Delta Aquariids are occurring now. While not a major meteor producer, the S.D. Aquariids will produce bright, long-lasting meteors
>This shower has a very gradual peak. Tonight is likely the overall peak. But, hourly meteor rates will not drop off significantly over the next few nights.

>Hourly meteor rates will be higher the further south you are. For example, from Florida and Texas to California, you will be looking at as many as 20 meteors per hour. Meanwhile, the states straddling the Canadian border will have closer to 10 meteors per hour. The absolute highest rates will be near and south of the equator, where 25-30 or higher per hour are expected.
>You can also see a few early Perseid meteors tonight. You will know the difference. The Perseids move across the sky nearly twice as fast as the Aquariid meteors.

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Making shrimp!

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>>77780437
what kind?

>>77780364
Seriously I want ideas on how to fuck with this girl in the funniest most soul crushing ways now

>>77780422

what time?

>eating insects of the sea

>>77780388
the DENNIS system

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>>77780458
Breaded jumbo shrimp, they are so nice and crispy.
1 more minute

>>77780478
Nah really I wonder what I could say

Maybe set up a fake date and get her to go somewhere stupid or dangerous

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Is this the worst American state by far?
The only thing it has going for it is gun laws and no humidity

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DIANE YOU BITCH

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>>77780462
right around now. I believe I read 12 AM PST in an article earlier.

>>77780494
are you 13? just fuck her or continue to ignore her

>>77780510

do I need a telescope?

Beer is the thinking man's hard liquor

Need a fucking exterminator fampais. Now there was a big spider in my bathroom. I don't even know where the roach from yesterday went

>>77780517
I have almost 2000 matches and I haven't taken advantage of my opportunity to fuck with any of them, this is a ripe opportunity, might as well have some fun

>>77780560
spider bro probably ate the roach, leave him be

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>>77780543
no. they're shooting stars.
a few nights ago my friend saw one while we were outside. I think I'll throw the water raft in the pool, lay on it and stare up at the stars tonight

>>77780581
I will leave him or her, but I am just a bit worried because it was brown/tan looking

>>77780581

t. spider

>>77780579
>I have almost 2000 matches
chad pls go

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>>77780582
sounds comfy senpai

>>77780603
I actually have a really self defeating complex with women where I make myself really desirable, desire their attention, but absolutely fucking hate them

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>>77780594
absolutely nothing wrong with being a cute spider

>>77780591
You will not see a brown recluse. They are too shy and docile to be out and about in a bathroom with a human. If it's tan looking it's probably a male Kukulcania hibernalis. VERY easy to mix them up. Remember that a recluse only has 6 eyes.

>>77780195
british people are fugly

should I watch anime or read yuri manga?

>>77780195
Pls karen

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>tfw a hawk killed one of my chickens

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>>77780630

>>77780676

read yuri manga and watch Sakura trick

Anime is for children and adult virgins

>>77780195
give me a sophisticated lass.

>>77780693
true

>>77780640
Hmm, interesting. I went to go try take a picture or him/her, but they are gone now. Well I hope you're right at least
>>77780676
Are there even any good yuri manga

>>77780693

t. watches bad anime

>>77780676
read this, it has some yuri

/g/57693/

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>>77780693
good thing I fit into those categories

>>77780701
probably, gonna read ntr trap or whatever
since it seemed funny

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>>77780701
This one is superb

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>>77780698
give me a sophisticated kiss.

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>>77780741
>>77780750
>NTR
Hmm.

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>>77780705
not sure if I put in the wrong thing but wtf

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>>77780772
it's not that weird, I promise

Are drumpkins still breathing

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>>77780644
wrong

>>77780767
Its yuri NTR. The girls have boyfriends but they are going behind their backs and doing each other because they're hot lesbians. It's good, but one guy is a total shit and almost ruins the series. He needs to get BTFO soon

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>>77780815
you lied to me

this is just spider propaganda

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>>77780875

>>77780858
I don't really know if that sounds like something up my alley. Honestly I mostly read shoujo, because I like romance.

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>>77779492
>>77779529
>>77779560
nvm I found it

>>77780961
yuri is the purest form of love anon. I hope i have daughters in the future, I will train them to be lesbians for the good of humanity

>>77781051

incest is wrong

>>77781051
mentally ill post

>Tfw no pro-gun high eye Q puritanical gf
I see where I went wrong buds, and it's time to fix it once and for all

>have to leave for work at 8
>Drinking beer in my bathtub at 3

Lol

>>77781066
>>77781083
>t. hetshitters

>>77781128

if anyone advocates for girl/girl love, its me

but keep that shit OUT of the family

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>if anyone advocates for girl/girl love, its me

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>>77781101
growing growing woe baby we can work it out
look up at the sky every heart ir shining on today.

>>77781186

t. gay

>>77781201
t. cheesy lil nigga

>>77781201
lesbians are as degenerate as anything
don't care if you like to wank to it child

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>lesbians are as degenerate as anything

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>>if anyone advocates for girl/girl love, its me

Guys I swear to get I will get a gf this year
Incidentally I'm also starting to become unironically Christian
I don't know why, it started out as a joke, a little mindgame, I don't even believe half the stuff in the bible but I've kinda psyched myself into it anyway you feel me?

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just mongposted myself haha

>>77781259
*swear to god
Sorry I have mild paraphasia I think

>>77781259
no dude

Teenagers is the only good MCR song
t b h

>>77781310

oh geez

I havent heard that in years and it all just came rushing back

>>77781310
cuck

>>77781310
I am fond of Give em hell kid and Sleep
also this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYtWnSfdSOc

>>77781259
tfw lost my gf this year
I miss her p. bad ngl. I wish she missed me 2

>>77781259
>I don't even believe half the stuff in the bible but I've kinda psyched myself into it anyway you feel me?
start by studying Biblical prophecy. too few people ever do it seems, even Christians. it's what got me.

>>77781249
I can never be what you need

>>77781428
Why'd you break up?

>>77780858
reeeee he won't fuck off

>>77781480
I am too clingy apparently. I probably smothered her in all honesty. Jealousy didn't help. I blame myself for falling in love too easily and being insecure

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EMINEM

>>77781519
Yee sorry lad, even I don't like when a girl is too clingy so you'll prolly have to work on that

I want a chubby american gf

I remember being 13 and first learned what 'paradigm' meant and wondered when the next paradigm would be lol

>>77781553
I-I will try. It's tough when you have such a qt gf, especially if it has been awhile. I just always wanted to cuddle and have her in my arms

>>77781622
multi-touch screens maybe?

the only anime I watch is ghibli stuff and it's pretty good. Don't want to get into that cutesy girl shit though. Seems like a dark path to go down

>>77781739
it really is, but pretty comfy

stay pure anon

>>77781739

what about ones with wall to wall ass n tiddies

>>77781739
I can never really pick a favorite film. Either Princess Mononoke or The Wind Rises

>>77781831
That's the stuff I'm most worried about.

>>77781911
spirited away will always be my favorite

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how are babies made?

>>77782016
Benis in Bagina :DDD

>>77781911
Both movies with liberal undertones
you nu-male

>>77782148
>MUH LIBRUL PROPAGANDER
neck yourself

>>77781911
I like howl's moving castle.

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>>MUH LIBRUL PROPAGANDER
>neck yourself

>>77782194
jews > whites

>>77782148
cmon senpai I just like the movies a lot
>>77782016
I wonder where the stork thing ever came from

THERE IS A HOUSE IN NEW ORLEANS

>>77782226
don't think so

>>77782247
I do

>>77782016
A man put his penis into a womans vagina and he ejaculates semen with sperms inside it
If one of those sperm could reach too a females egg then it becomes a baby

>>77782281
asians are cute

rip cum

>>77782148
How is mononoke hime liberal?? Did I miss something in it?

>>77782389
did you not notice the cuckolding scene?

>>77782293
*calls asian masculinity poster*

>>77782389
>forest gods fighting to protect the forest from greedy humans using their natural resources

It is true that japanese right wing nationalists think Miyazakis films as left wing commie anti war libtard propaganda

t. Japan pro

dont know what being pro war has to do with being right wing

>>77782533
nothing

>>77782480
So what point are you trying to make? limitless consumption is conservative while sustainability is liberal? What a terrible way of thinking. Also I don't think the movie ever really makes you pick and choose sides

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Jane is just as cute if not cuter than Twiggy

Can't stop listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KweXColOsgQ

>>77782533
Not being afraid of war is manly as fuck so only manly right wing can do it

Sissy cuck left wing can only say anti war memeing they will be saying war is bad even when their country is looked down on and invaded

t. Intenet politics discussion pro

>>77782743
dont know
plenty of leftists love violence even though they are fat and weak

I'm a little horndog

>>77782790
I like that elvis song

>>77782533
If I tell you I am a pacifist, and strongly against military action overseas, what political affiliation do you think I'd have?
It's not that right-wing=pro war, rather left-wing most of the time=anti war. Even if it's not technically true, because in america the democratic party is very militaristic (we lack a true pacifist party), the republican party is still heavily reliant on military force and intimidation on a global stage and that will be received generally more positive in right wing communities than it will in left wing communities. I don't think anyone is pro war, just some people are more comfortable with it than others.

Swedish tv has been airing a documentary series about OJ Simpson's rise and fall

Pretty interesting stuff.

>>77780750
I didn't know what NTR is because I'm pure. I expected a series in which at least one girl dresses as a guy because the title of the series contains the word "trap". What a trap this title was, instead of a trap I got yuri NTR.

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just did a cold shower and didn't use shampoo

>>77783317
you could use dry shampoo

>>77783544
you don't need to shampoo everyday

rip cum

im here

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>>77783877
Bye bye, sweetums.

I'm off to bed.

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>going to bed

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A parting gift for you, my dear.

just bought a $90 fleshlight, a $17 set of 4 silicone penis plug beads & a $10 set of 6 cock rings

>>77784304
cool. so what are you going to do with that?

>>77779338
fuck!

>>77783621
Only nasty people say that

>>77784329
get myself banned from entering the mcdonalds play area ever again

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I am 120% sure that NONE of you would deny her offer to give you a footjob and suck on her toes.

>>77784884
is she wearing plastic

>>77784907
It's OIL!

My lunch tastes like fucking dishwasher deodorant uuugggh!!!
Stupid Tupperware plastic somehow got completely infused with this fake lemon smell and now the rice tastes like soap GOSH DARNIT

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just ordered one of these off ebay especially for shoving up my ass, in addition to 2 toilet plungers

>>77785062
Why not just buy a dild

>>77785100
I used to shove my sister's electric toothbrush up my ass (w/o a condom or anything). 100% serious.
She got a new one after a while. I wonder if she smelled the poop on the end of it because I didn't wash it well enough once or didn't use soap.

>>77785191
The brush end?

Why would you do that
Are you the ugly Jewish anon with the smudgy glasses

>>77785233
>The brush end?
No.
>Why would you do that
Because I couldn't find anything better to use
>Are you the ugly Jewish anon with the smudgy glasses
I'm not Jewish but yes

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How will he ever recover?

>>77783317
cold showers are bad for your skin

>>77785832
idiot

>>77785951
moran

>>77785832
>cold showers are bad for your skin
What? Cold showers are much better for your skin dummy

>>77777777

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ive got a weird bump on my left testie, pls come to my funeral ok??

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>>77779011
why no asian guys in this thread?

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>>77788835
because I feel bad for them when I see them on here desu

>>77788766
where will it be

are you going to be burnt and sent into the ocean

>>77788878
>Some ulgy "Asian" attention Whore wants white men
Who cares lol

>>77789192
I agree she's not that attractive but I feel bad that asian women could be so heartless

Who /TropicalStorm/ ready here? Melbourne, reporting in

>>77789381
Nature isn't trying to destroy my home right now I've been a good boy

>>77788766
Lmao based funland

hi

This 'friend' I've been trying to shake for years hasn't messaged me in like 2 weeks.

Think I've finally dropped him, how long should I wait till I can remove him from my friends list without it being awkward?

>>77789897
another year

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>>77788878
>Nigger lips
Lol who cares

>>77790036
>nig lips bad on a woman

um no

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>>77790052
>nig lips bad on a woman

um yes

>>77790036
id drink misa's bath water

>>77790082
Has a woman every put her lips on any part of your body

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>>77790052
Yeah nigger features are pretty unattractive

>>77790098
Same

Post more misa

New

>>77790249

>>77784884
Who is that German-san?