cake edition
top for NH
Cum cake
should I do yoga for stretching or is it gay?
still need to catch up with TP
rip cum
>>77772590
not gay
very good for you
>>77772590
do it but never tell anyone your secret
>>77772590
The tighter the pants, the less gay it is
I'm changing again buds, can't wait to see where life takes me next.
anyone else get REALLY angry at politics....
i wanted to see BASED senate BTFO cuckholdcare and fucking JOHN MCKEK thumbs down like a CUKC REEIOUJHAREFIJOAWIEJFAWEOJ
i broke my AFUCKING MONITRO
WE JUST WANT TO MAGA
M
A
G
A
M
AGA
A
AND THIS FAGGOTS WONT LET US REEEE REEEE MAGA
MA
G
A
obama care will fail...
Called in sick to work feelin a litle cheeky
most autistic post Ive read all day
>>77772689
this
fuck McCain and fuck Obongo
imagine trying to false flag an entire political part on a chinese cartoon forum
on the weekend no less
>>77772689
>>77772617
MASDER BIPIN BALONI :DDDDD EBIN
>>77772414
asexual
I'm just tired of identity politics and extremism trending toward becoming the norm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjmGxVF7ltg
>>77772823
It's only the norm on social media though
>>77772850
That's why I said trending.
>>77772823
I love extremism
>>77772850
It will eventually leak into the mainstream
This is what plays when i get a (You)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YCN-a0NsNk
kys cara
>>77772871
>>77772875
TV and social media isn't reality, it's rotting your brains
are you a top or a bottom?
>>77772885
Dangit, I love that song. Have a (you)
>>77772885
play it again
>>77772909
This place is realer than reality.
rate my ex
>>77772949
>>77773023
>no trigger discipline
-1/10
First word that comes to mind when you see this?
>>77773042
average cum poster
>>77773042
subhuman
>>77773042
retarded
>>77773042
unironically my ex
she loved his videos
but now
racist shitlord
>>77773023
Ask her where she got her longbow. I wants me one of them.
oh little boys and girls! oh little boys and girl!
let me enter into the thread!
Nobody really likes america
wish i went to art school instead of wasting away for 6 years in 2 stem majors
I LOVE america
>>77773093
I like America.
>>77773093
we know
>>77773099
>>77773093
polish people like america but that's just because they worry far too much about russia
>>77772823
you're right
we should get along with our fellow black friends!
>>77773081
the three pigs is a metaphorical representation of pedophilia
>>77773121
>ywn live in Washington DC
:(
Should I learn Old English?
Have you listened to the official /cum/ anthem today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7YVEUhEW2w
>>77773181
DC is muggy as hell in summer
>>77773181
why is that a bad thing
>>77773183
Yes
>>77773183
yea
I swear there ain't no time for women on the come up
It's either the pussy or the commas
Going to bed /cum/ see ya tomorrow buds, sleep well and best wishes
how do we unfat our country? tax on sugar?
>>77773195
Because it's a nice looking city.
>>77773224
*throws you in the harbor*
>>77773224
a color around the neck that detonates if you eat above 2k cals
>>77773183
learn Southern folk hillbilly English or central Ebonics instead. it'll be more useful
>>77773224
deport anyone with a BMI greater than 20
>>77773224
Tax on being ugly
>>77773243
Actually, that might work. At least they would float.
>>77773279
*throws you in the harbor*
>>77773279
lys
>>77773224
education
Raise your hand if you're a qt
>>77773310
*raises paw*
just bought a couple hundred rounds of ammo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CpKlEiahtI
comfy
>>77773309
how would that work? everyone already knows too much food and too little exercise leads to obesity but that hasn't stopped us from becoming United states of amerifat
>>77773224
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_tax#Japan
>>77773181
just come to seattle
basically the same but with more trees everywhere
>>77773350
I read Beowulf a while ago. Pretty good considering how much of a generational gap there is.
>>77773401
Can I bring my keurig cups?
wasted my entire day inside because I thought I was going to my gramma's
>>77773401
I live in Portland. I don't really like Seattle.
>>77773042
Why is this screeching Paki complaining about brown people entering the gene pool?
*inflates the boat market*
>>77773461
unfortunate
>>77773042
I wonder who let Jon "Jew Jihad" Jafari into my home and quickly make my escape.
Would you go into this love hotel
>>77773539
Depends on the price
>>77773464
faggot
First thing that comes to mind when you see this?
what's it like being skinny?
>>77773570
very nice
>>77773042
So what exactly is the dealio with him? I don't go on youtube that often
Unironically been to this one
>>77773570
bretty comfy
>>77773576
>>77773628
eat more and bulk up lanklets
>>77773570
Pretty good. I can sit up from being cross legged on the floor without using my arms.
>>77773582
You mean the recent drama? Him and some sperg called Destiny had a spur of the moment debate about politics and stuff. The internet ultimately devided into "boycott Jontron" and "Jontron did nothing wrong" camps and started being angry at each other.
>>77773588
que asco das
>>77773570
you're the king
gotta get fat for winter
sometimes I wake up and intentionally find ways to get angry
business idea:
execute fat "people"
I HATE MY LIFE
I AM POWERLESS
I AM HIDEOUS
I AM A SLAVE
>>77773654
I tried. but the stuff that passes as """""""food""""""" at my school is disgusting
>>77773683
>Using Google
>>77773666
Is that why his last video is from 8 months ago?
>>77773693
kys first
When will Twin Peaks be done? WAiting to binge watch it with showtime's free trial desu.
>>77773723
>ywn have ushanka shapka hair
>>77773757
america has a lot of blacks in its history too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_-Qtz70_z4
VERY fun song
>>77773749
Yeah. He's taking a break, though he has said on Twitter that he's currently working on something.
>>77773800
New episode of Rick and Morty tonight.
PICKLE RICK
>>77773749
>>77773814
Here's Jon explaining himself after the fact in case you're interested.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MiGkwDIVVM
>>77773810
why are black men so aesthetic?
i'm going to be flying to new zealand this week, it's gonna take like 25 hours. Recs for series to watch? I don't want to be seen watching anime on the plane. I've heard the first couple of seasons of Silicon Valley is good. I've never really watched any shows by myself desu, i'd rather be playing vidya or listening to music most of the time, so I've only watched like The Simpsons, The Office, and King of the Hill with my family when I was in middle school. I'd rather not watch something uber normie like Game of Thrones. Maybe the original Twin Peaks series?
>>77773879
Rick and Morty
the first comment sounds just like one of my shitposts
>>77773872
big cock
me on top
Anyone ever smacked a canadian in the face?
That must be great
>>77773959
I like getting smacked in the face
>>77773959
me
it was
>mormons on my street
what should i do
TP on right now
>>77773974
Slut
>>77773959
decked one just 3 days ago
>>77773992
show them love and respect
>>77773992
Politely tell them no. Mormons are generally pretty bro-tier about that.
>>77774004
decked one out just yesterday
bored
>>77773992
make love and respect
>>77773992
put a CONDEMNED sign on your front door
>>77773907
already seen and the fanbase has become so cringey I can't live with myself to watch it
>>77773992
Look for the qt mormon girls
judy happening
>>77773992
waterballoons
>>77773959
Yes. I slapped my mom in the face after watching Madagascar.
been seeing an alarming number of alberta plates on trucks here lately
not sure if its because of the forest fires, or if it's habbening
>>77774054
is just two guys walking, but one is black surprisingly
>>77774055
WE WILL NOT
TALK
ABOUT JUDY
>>77774055
is that David Bowie?
>>77774088
it's streaming
>>77774102
who
>>77774102
it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE1FzSC8DBs
>>77774116
I cant just start watching the new one, Im still like 3 episodes behind
>>77774102
yes he was in the movie
>>77774128
odd
>>77774102
no, thats Phillip Jefferies
SHOOBOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Has anybody else stopped liking junk food as they get older? I used to be all over potato chips when I was a kid, but now I can eat like 3 and they taste like crap.
>>77774158
awesome
see a spider floating from the ceiling and contemplating killing it
>>77774174
Sweets for me. I'll have an occasional milk shake or even rarer ice cream. But I don't eat sweets anymore and have almost completely cut pop out of my life.
Id love to hate fuck a dirty communist girl to be quite honest with me
>>77774195
Don't. Catch it on the end of a piece of paper and let it outside.
>>77774158
>>77774129
>>77774195
that's my friend
dont squish pls
>>77774195
Don't. Catch it on the end of a piece of paper and then kill it.
>>77774277
Can't let you do that, star fox.
If I had a gf, I would let her have sex with other men.
oregon was a mistake
>t. C*lifornia
>dream with my ex
>now i miss her
I LOVE MY LIFE
I AM POWERFUL
I AM BEAUTIFUL
I AM FREE
>>77774382
That's a guy, amigo
How does cum still have mexicoposters with all this constant mexican and chi bullying
>>77774419
I aspire to one day be as comfy as that cat.
>>77774431
the namefag is a degenerate
Was Michael Jackson white
>>77774431
there are many leftists here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tz4xJWbY9s
we forcably took so much land from mexico hehe
>>77774514
this is leftypol territory
>>77774505
no dude
>>77774562
>forcably
hey cletus
>>77774562
>forcibly
we were protecting americans who happened to live in texas
i think there's a law in mexico that says americans can't own land now though
>>77773359
if ya'll really understood then ya'll would not be fat
/cum/ discord?
received a FAT (You)
>tfw didnt catch the error
>made an error too
What would you do in this situation?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTbSlIj8HUw
>>77774599
so mexicans were the bad guys?
lmaoing at my new Tumblr follower
http://lesbian-teleporter.tumblr.com/
>>77774624
/cum/ discord!?
>>77774634
record it and put it on youtube
>>77774646
tfw you will never be a lesbian
If her boyfriend is white she is single
>>77774634
Hit him in the nose until he goes away.
F
http://www.tmz.com/2017/07/29/burt-reynolds-dies-81-brief-illness
>>77774681
Ask zir how to be one
http://lesbian-teleporter.tumblr.com/ask
>>77774694
He had a good laugh
>>77774640
always
reading youtube comments
I GOT SCHOOL TOMORROW
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS /CUM/?
>>77774575
Are you sure?
is all of mexico a shithole or are there some places that are okay?
>>77774732
waking up to a nasty alarm clock instead of naturally?
>>77774694
RIP Turd Ferguson
Am I white?
>>77774751
IT MEANS I CAN STUDY AND FINALLY TALK TO SOME BOYS
>>77774740
>Why yes, I want to stir up shit for no reason
>>77774800
bit gay
What is hse looking for /cum/
>blacks existing in north America
when will this forced meme end?
>>77774889
you idiot, they are our history
>>77773843
>>77774821
that's not a no
pop music is shit
I might cry
>>77774900
They need to go back
>>77774912
Get a life
>>77774798
I don't like you
>>77774798
No. You look white sometimes, though.
>too dumb for pop music
>>77774956
*Hugs you*
>>77774922
why
>>77774798
is the dog going blind? also why does it look traumatized? did you try to rape it? :c
>>77774798
what do you think you're doing with my dog?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Yg62JYpIU
>>77774994
Yes to all three
>>77775011
Angry hank
>>77774987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoF_a0-7xVQ
Also a favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z13qnzUQwuI
hot classic
>>77774955
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PyLewHw0af
Do I just have fedora-tier taste or does netflix have very few good movies/tv shows available?
>>77775112
Watch last chance U
>>77775030
Are you serious?
>>77775112
I just don't really like non-interactive entertainment
Movies and TV just aren't stimulating, I start playing on my phone. sometimes I'll open a movie, watch 10 minutes and go back to 4chan.
Video games, reading, and listening to music while doing something else are all that keep me entertained
>>77775156
Yes
does owning this make me a degenerate?
>>77775128
looks like one of the ugly step sisters
he deserved a second term
fuck perot
What was the best year in your childhood /cum/?
Mine was when I was 8, back when I always felt cuddly in bed
>>77775178
Yes, because of your shit taste.
>>77775187
oops forgot the image
>>77775178
No, being American does
>>77775171
>transgenderes
>>77775178
Only if you aren't Snoop Dog
>>77775178
yes
>>77775205
shouldn't you be in bed? what times is it
>girl snapchats me "I don't want to go work"
>I reply "you work at McDonalds that's easy mode"
>she doesn't reply
did I actually upset her or like wtf, how else do I respond to that bullshit
>>77775178
no, it makes you a patrician
>>77775231
Does Snoop Dog collect figurines?
>>77773181
I live in one of the suburbs just outside of DC. The only cool things in the city are all political. It's pretty boring living here honestly.
>>77775201
When I was 11 because it's when I started going online and learning about the actual real world.
>>77775242
hahaha retard
>>77775242
nice
>>77775235
04:02 only.
>>77775256
good shit mr cool guy, now answer my questions
>>77775251
He probably does, he's a fan of anime and he has a lot of money
>>77775235
around 10 PM in Canada
>>77775277
his mom lives in the same city as me
>>77775242
Just because the job is going to become automated in the next decade does not mean it is easy.
>>77775290
unnecessary and rude
>>77775277
Normally I don't like rappers or pot-heads, but Snoop seems like a cool guy to hang out with.
>>77775300
yes it does
>>77775300
regardless it was a joke but apparently I'm autistic
Golf is bor-
>>77775347
-ing
>>77775347
big tits are overrated
>>77775323
explain
I used up nearly all my love I didn't have to try but yesterday is gone and now I need an alibi, if this gets any stranger things are gonna change cause I can't stand the music always lying
>>77775362
I fucking hate repressed homosexuals
Golf is bor-
Has /cum/ ever encountered racism in person? Or even being on the receiving end?
>>77775365
anyone can lift something heavy or flip burgers or talk to strangers behind a cash register. it's not hard at all. that's why workers are paid the shit wages they deserve.
for something to be hard, it has to require a restrictive set of skills or ability. ergo, requires nuance that existing machines cannot replicate
>>77775409
only children like tits
>>77775421
some asshole called me a beaner in the subway
>>77775421
Nope. Seems like racism is basically dead where I'm at. Minorities are nice to us white folk and us white folk are nice to minorities. Except Chinese tourists. They're jerks.
>>77775468
you have to go back
>>77775427
Interesting. Please tell me, how can a job be both essential and deserving of low wages?
>>77775421
Young YUPPIES in my college town hurling insults out of their apartments. Saying how I'll amount to nothing and I'll always just be a stupid nigger. Meet someone's friend who came from West Virginia and he was talking about how it was funny the shit they used to do to niggers. My dad got called a nigger when he was taxiing a white guy from a bar at midnight.
>>77775439
GUESS I'M A CHILD THEN
>>77775488
I was born here genius
>>77775502
You deserved it for being a subhuman nigger
>>77775489
wage has nothing to do with necessity. it has to do with the number of people capable of performing the labor.
any retard could cook themselves a burger instead of going out to get fast food
any retard could ring up their own groceries at self checkout
>>77775527
don't care 2bh
>>77775468
How did you react? Are you Mexican?
>>77775525
I guess so
Can /cum/ help me?
How do I know if I ruptured a kidney?
My "friend" sucker punched me in the back s hard as he could right on top of my kidneys. Now they hurt and I feel sick. I didn't check when I peed to see if I peed blood. I need to take a ride in his car to get to my home which is 8 hours away, so I didn't fight him, btw.
>>77775552
ignored them. I am american, my parents were mexican
>>77775530
Also, most of the frats in my college are majority white (no surprise) and I knew this dude who would get exceptionally awful treatment from his all white frat. They once put him in a cage and poured liquor over him while telling him to bark like a dog while they called him a nigger. Another frat was investigated for hanging a noose where a black chef was cooking for them. Also, a white kid killed a black dude from another college on our campus. It was later found out that he was a follower of various alt-right social media accounts.
Why do shitskins think just because they are born here that they are American? America was meant to be for white Europeans, not Mexicans, Asians, Muslims, or blacks
>>77775502
How did you react in those situations? What about your dad?
>>77775622
It doesn't matter who this country was meant for.
>>77775607
wtf i love frats now
shame my frats never did anything like that
the black frat had a few rapes tho
>>77775622
contemplate suicide
>>77775622
"american" is a meme identity
>>77775607
Good. The PC police wants to kill frats because they hate the idea of white men having a sense of community and brothership.
>>77775642
Demi ABSOLUTELY needs to hop onto my pecker if you know what I mean
>>77775264
Hvor i Danmark bor du?
>>77775667
it's basically "European, but better"
>>77775640
I yelled at them and told them to fuck off and do something with their lives. My dad told the dude to evaluate the situation and determine which one was the nigger. The guy working his ass off to support his children at midnight or the guy getting piss drunk. Then he told him he was the true nigger.
>>77775607
Why did that guy let them treat him like that?
>>77775656
Fuck off
>>77775622
You know how shitskins are, not the brightest bulb in the tree
>>77775689
>Why did that guy let them treat him like that?
I don't know he has severely low self-esteem from what I can tell. Before this his "friends" from the frat would call him nigger in a "lul so edgy XD" way.
>>77775677
Greve, Sjælland.
>>77775622
>America was meant to be for white Europeans
So why weren't they smart enough to inhabit it first?
>>77775752
Indians crossed the berring strait from Siberia. Nice try shitskin
>>77775774
Whatever the case, them coming here before "white europeans" shows that it isn't "your" (quotations because you're a mutt) destiny.
>>77775866
They had no concept of country or private land ownership, America is white europeans land by virtue of us being able to project our Force
>>77776087
Whatever dumbass, don't let me get in the way of your masturbation routine.
>>77775201
Anytime before 10 y/o I think. It was before girls started mattering to my other friends and we all just liked riding bikes and catching bugs
"Tonight, tonight tonight, tonight, tonight" - Billy Corgan smashed pumpkins
daily reminder