/brit/

FICK DRUMPF

hahaha

>>>/soc/25514451

Thoughts on my willy?

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I just want a comfy /brit/ thread

stop

testing if leftypol put their bot in this thread too

Literally don't want to give my progeny inheritance as such.

The will i write will be such that they can only use my inheritance money for a list of pre-approved expenditures such as university fees, other lessons or training, for buying things like musical instruments, stuff for making art, books, weightlifting or exercise equipment and so on.

certainly not working my arse off so Junior can blow it all on Coke.

Leftwing Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_utSEYB330

I swear every Jewish person in Britain is either famous or at the very least has a famous cousin/uncle

There's like 150k of them in the UK but so many are rich and famous. When you take out the orthodox ones that keep themselves to themselves the percentage gets even higher

Really beyond reason

Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the international ballbusting grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this busting ground ,
and white cuckold men made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, gore storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main busting facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With IV drips attatched to their arms like the hoses attatched to automobile gas tanks, pumping them with steroids.

Then after they were injected they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The bulls went through thousands of exercises before they entered the smashing room,
arranged in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of cuckolds lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus where the bulls would bring down the hammer, I even saw that one had my name on it, it was beckoning to me
There were changing room facilities for the men to put their clothes while they got sterilised.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

Reminder that these initial posts will be the ones that the leftypol not repeats for the rest of the thread.

I swear every Jewish person in Britain is either famous or at the very least has a famous cousin/uncle

There's like 150k of them in the UK but so many are rich and famous. When you take out the orthodox ones that keep themselves to themselves the percentage gets even higher

Really beyond reason

dooping mental so it was

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>Unlike masturbation, having sex causes a significant increase in testosterone levels
>Testosterone has a masculinizing effect on bone structure, most notably in the facial area
>Virgin face is a real thing and the longer one stays a virgin, the more noticeable it is

>Be a third world country until 1999
>Grow up a huge economy based in oil
>Create a welfare state and healthy social system
>Oil's princes in Arabia lowes the price
>Break up your economy
>Watch everybody blame socialism just because your government was left-wing opposition
ahhhh yes

marvel vs DC threads are the worst content on /tv/, backed closely by any other capeshit threads

I WILL POST THIS EVERYDAY UNTIL I GET MY ANGLO BF!

shut up just fucking shut up
arooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the international ballbusting grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this busting ground ,
and white cuckold men made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, gore storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main busting facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With IV drips attatched to their arms like the hoses attatched to automobile gas tanks, pumping them with steroids.

Then after they were injected they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The bulls went through thousands of exercises before they entered the smashing room,
arranged in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of cuckolds lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus where the bulls would bring down the hammer, I even saw that one had my name on it, it was beckoning to me
There were changing room facilities for the men to put their clothes while they got sterilised.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

>>77767433
Classical training is best as a first foray into music tbqh. Keep at it.

Also rate this voice

https://open.spotify.com/track/2zvheTwRsMdl4peuPUgTGS

okay screw this I'm watching star trek

that 'Jews In Britain' guy has a point in fairness

Communism doesn't and could not work.

>>77767616
cute :3

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>>77767621
Stupid idiot it's the other way around
>Tfw alpha virgin
http://www.webmd.com/men/news/20150313/more-sex-better-testosterone-levels

What is this "handshake" all the kids are doing these days. Does it have a name?

What is this "handshake" all the kids are doing these days. Does it have a name?

>>77767658
nerd

turn up on your block, ten toes, man will do it, no plan, man will do it, no plan

>>77767664
it's called the knockout game

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>>77767599
hysterical

ok bored of this now
hope you enjoyed my gimmick and remember that copy and pasting this post is officially not funny

I may bring this gimmick back another night but that is the last you'll get from me for tonight

What is this "handshake" all the kids are doing these days. Does it have a name?

awooooooooooooooooooooooooo werewolves of london

>>77767658
nerd

ok bored of this now
hope you enjoyed my gimmick and remember that copy and pasting this post is officially not funny

I may bring this gimmick back another night but that is the last you'll get from me for tonight

whats going on? only just got here

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>>77767649
Laughed even though this is a repost

>>77767627
>>Be a third world country until 1999

Venezuela had been growing through the 90s, the Chavez regime has destroyed the country with their failed ideology

>>77767658
virgin gay nerd

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>ok bored of this now
>hope you enjoyed my gimmick and remember that copy and pasting this post is officially not funny
>I may bring this gimmick back another night but that is the last you'll get from me for tonight

>>77767599
having flashbacks to the moment 1 second ago I didn't read a single word of this

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>Unlike masturbation, having sex causes a significant increase in testosterone levels
>Testosterone has a masculinizing effect on bone structure, most notably in the facial area
>Virgin face is a real thing and the longer one stays a virgin, the more noticeable it is

Mboko? Who is Mboko you ask? Why, who else could this farcical character be? Quite a vibrant persona if you ask me. Being a qualified keyboard psychologist amongst other things (pseudo anthropologist, 4chan biologist, amateur breakdancer and graffiti artist) I would have to conclude that this character - Mboko that is - is actually a perverse creation of the rorkes inner psyche. Mboko the Nigerian is envisioned to be a strong, virile bullock from the Niger delta. Not only is he Nigerian, but he also has a thick Dublin accent. This confirms two of the Rorkes inner sexual desires: to be cuckolded and berated by a Nigerian, but also the notorious enemy! the Hibernian! The thought of a thick Bantu cock mixed with the appeal of wanton Fenian crassness turns the Rorke on like no other..

tim

whats going on? only just got here

>repeat posts across threads

How does that even work?

Trying to remember how to fuck with a bot from back in the day when folks used to have to combat bots. They were easier to use since there was no captcha. Anyway, one way I seem to remember is to post your estimated post time in your comment. The bot will copy that part of the post, it won't match with the official post time, and you can tell the post was done by a bot and is not original.

22:54pm

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>>77767664
I'm talking about this btw

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seeing your Ex for the first time in a year and she is with her new bf

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just end my pointless existence haha

checking in boys, what's new?

>>77767781
I copy pasted the content of the post, and if there was an image attached, I attached the same image
not really all that complicated

>>77767789
Alri Mark

https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/leftypol/

mental illness is fascinating

Mboko? Who is Mboko you ask? Why, who else could this farcical character be? Quite a vibrant persona if you ask me. Being a qualified keyboard psychologist amongst other things (pseudo anthropologist, 4chan biologist, amateur breakdancer and graffiti artist) I would have to conclude that this character - Mboko that is - is actually a perverse creation of the rorkes inner psyche. Mboko the Nigerian is envisioned to be a strong, virile bullock from the Niger delta. Not only is he Nigerian, but he also has a thick Dublin accent. This confirms two of the Rorkes inner sexual desires: to be cuckolded and berated by a Nigerian, but also the notorious enemy! the Hibernian! The thought of a thick Bantu cock mixed with the appeal of wanton Fenian crassness turns the Rorke on like no other..

>>77767690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Pv11hUduAk

el sheikhANO jajajajjaskskm

can't get used to wanking left handed

checking in boys, what's new?

>>77767789
thought you were on house arrest mark

winkleman and tess daly do the exact same job at the exact same time, but winkelman gets £100k more a year for it.

Wonder why

cannot confirm nor deny that i reposted my own posts in the last thread

This is really fucking with me. Things haven't felt real for a while now as it is and this is just making my mental health even worse.

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HOWLING @ leftypol siding with literal pakis who want them dead over their own people

Leftism truly is a mental disorder

any good nigger memes

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>>77767832
Literal schizophrenia

>new people coming in to the thread and replying to the reposts

the leftypol discord have found our weakness lads

>>77767789
thought you were on house arrest mark

>>77767650
>Also rate this voice
is this (You)? it's very nice, could probably do it professionally if you played it right

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>>77767519
>tfw i actually listen to this off a cd while driving through the hills of southern california

you britons will never become the driver
i pity you all

>>77767832
mental

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>>77767859
dont know dont care

Business idea:blow my brains out onto a canvas and get my family to sell it as a piece of art work so my family can live a rich and happy life

>>77767859
winkleman commands a higher wage in the market place

remember when the leftypol runt was convinced the police were reading his 4chan posts because he called one of them a pig in a daring act of rebellion
lol

Given up caring about political crap

Interferes with your life and you don't get anything out of it

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I honestly don't like black people, but I consider Samuel L. Jackson an honourary white person. His great performances are driven by his white DNA.

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having a look

>>77767789
tell me about cricket in jersey

>>77767921
No

>>77767859
Because Winkleman has other jobs within the BBC too, cock knocker

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>>77767891
it wasnt leftypol, it was me doing it manually.
other people joined in
typical rorke delusion

>>77767859
because Winkleman does radio work and other stuff I can't remember

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>>77767789
lol

reached the end of a duolingo tree for a language.
tried reading a newspaper and only could understand about half of the words and sentences.

also had no idea how to form sentences and just seemed baffled by the rules of the language.

now i'm reading a book on the actual grammar of the language and suddenly its becoming alot clearer to me

/blog.

>>77767937
can't even imagine what the leftypol board would look like. 4chan is obviously right-leading but the comedy derives from the irony and crassness of that. can't imagine a left-wing bizarro version of that cause they don't possess that self-reflection and willingness to be offensive about things

>>77767937
is that huit chat

>>77767859

Racist anti Semite

>>77767558
willy: nice i guess
that qt otter bodyhair: LITERALLY perfection

please come to london and make me your cumdumpster

>>77767912
*buys it for 5 quid*

>>77767937
>a fucking Esperanto general

HOWLING SPLUTTERING AND SHITTING

I've decided to stop being a rorke lads. It's simply detrimental to my life. I used to mock leftists here as "leftypol" but now I have realised they're much better off than i, a sad basement dweller, could ever be. I just hope it's not too late

Thinking about bbq for dindin
maybe a pulled pork sandwich

I've decided to stop being a rorke lads. It's simply detrimental to my life. I used to mock leftists here as "leftypol" but now I have realised they're much better off than i, a sad basement dweller, could ever be. I just hope it's not too late

>>77767948
where do people get all their kev pics from?

what the actual fuck did I witness occur tonight?

>>77767937
>antinatalism

great long-term strategy

I am PERPETUALLY complimented for my penis size. I noticed this when a granny was staring at my shorts at Walmart and told me "God's gifted you, son". I hear about it daily, mostly from older females.

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JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI

what the actual fuck did I witness occur tonight?

leftypol teenagers are back

comfy threads and conversations are over

Im gone, will return after leftypol get the fuck out

>>77767577
This was my post

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Doing a read of this

>>77768035
you started it in the first place lad

whats the deal with Erdogan? is he actually trying to revert Turkey back to a muslim state or is he just trying to reinforce his own power by insidiously infusing turkish nationalism with religious traditionalism without really caring himself all that much about religion the same way Putin is doing with Christianity in Russia?

>>77768022
the kev archive

there's a leftypol bot posting in this thread

>>77767844
justin please

>>77767899
pierre please

>>77767823
pls m8

>>77767940
Never heard of her

absolutely shocking what passes for a gimmick on /brit/ these days

it really shows that I haven't been posting regularly for 6 months or so

>>77767908
>>77767887
>>77767832
All leftypol runts

>>77768063
Greater London

>>77768071
He clearly views Putin as a model of "elective dictatorship"

>>77767979
Already in London x

Trying to remember how to fuck with a bot from back in the day when folks used to have to combat bots. They were easier to use since there was no captcha. Anyway, one way I seem to remember is to post your estimated post time in your comment. The bot will copy that part of the post, it won't match with the official post time, and you can tell the post was done by a bot and is not original.

22:54pm

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>>77768083
HOWLING

wait a second Mark is here??

My gimmick is spitting peas out of my mouth like a baby. *spits peas at your face*

>>77767905
Nah that's not me. He was the reason I wanted to go to Uni North Carolina. My mummy made me go to Williams. His name is anoop desai. Incredible voice.

>>77768110
d-do you want to go out for a drink sometime

>>77768140
i dont drink sweety, its haram x

>>77768114
dire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-WYT2UotIc
fresh primtech

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHTTbexnslg

tune

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I swear the clock just went from 23:59 to 23:00

This combined with the new gimmick is making me lose my mind

anyone else hate benders

>>77768153
post more pls ;^;

Look at me, I'm the American President! *smear orange marmalade on my face* Mr FBI, you're fired! I did not have relations with Russia, but if I did, I would pardon myself.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-40770258
>gentleman of colour brings an M16 to a nightclub and shoots it up
>not even considered an act of terrorism anymore
such is life in germanistan

>>77768178
unleashed a fierce bellow at this post

ONE OF THE BEST PIECES OF ENGLISH MUSIC COMING THRU

https://youtu.be/Oextk-If8HQ

>>77768140
Erm... ok. How do we do this without doxxing ourselves?

Trying to remember how to fuck with a bot from back in the day when folks used to have to combat bots. They were easier to use since there was no captcha. Anyway, one way I seem to remember is to post your estimated post time in your comment. The bot will copy that part of the post, it won't match with the official post time, and you can tell the post was done by a bot and is not original.

22:54pm

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spent all day drinking and no i'm thirsty as fuck

but i dont want to drink anything else or ill be up pissing all night, and i've got to be up at 6:30 tomorrow

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-40770258
>gentleman of colour brings an M16 to a nightclub and shoots it up
>not even considered an act of terrorism anymore
such is life in germanistan

Love it when one of the regulars gets doxxed on a general I post in haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFxnNeugABs
lovely piece of music xx

>>77768199
HOW DID HE GET A GUN!? AREN'T GUNS ILLEGAL TO OWN IN GERMANY?!?

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enjoy slavery tomorrow wagies

>>77767961
Did you do it on your mobile by chance? Duolingo doesn't show you the hints and tips and grammar rules for each section on the mobile version.

It's of very varied quality anyway. I got a third of the way down the tree for Irish, and it was absolutely terrible, full of mistakes, mispronunciations, incorrect words substituted for the correct words, and so on.
And yet the people who made that app got an audience with the president, for having the initiative to try and use modern media to teach the language instead of resting on their laurels with a decades-old system that fails to maintain the standard that was already there. Absurd.

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>Mr Stenge said the M16 machine gun was an "absolute war weapon" and said the gunman appeared to know how to handle it.
they're not really complicated things to use. you don't have to get a PHD to use one

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thoughts?

started barking like a seal in public, surely only a matter of time before I completely lose my mind now

>>77768240
I always do x

why are you all copying posts i dont get it???

Trying to remember how to fuck with a bot from back in the day when folks used to have to combat bots. They were easier to use since there was no captcha. Anyway, one way I seem to remember is to post your estimated post time in your comment. The bot will copy that part of the post, it won't match with the official post time, and you can tell the post was done by a bot and is not original.
23:06

>>77768240
I have work in two hours.

12 hours watching cameras in a well ventilated room on my own all Sunday night.

>>77768222
It's a new dance move, the Party Parcel.

hallucinated an infinite fractal kaleidoscope of eyes of providence last night

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how do the NEETs here spend their days?

>>77767961
Did you do it on your mobile by chance? Duolingo doesn't show you the hints and tips and grammar rules for each section on the mobile version.

It's of very varied quality anyway. I got a third of the way down the tree for Irish, and it was absolutely terrible, full of mistakes, mispronunciations, incorrect words substituted for the correct words, and so on.
And yet the people who made that app got an audience with the president, for having the initiative to try and use modern media to teach the language instead of resting on their laurels with a decades-old system that fails to maintain the standard that was already there. Absurd.

SCREAMING

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4744518/Pub-boss-falls-love-Jaguar-named-Goldie.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4744518/Pub-boss-falls-love-Jaguar-named-Goldie.html

>>77768257
think there might genuinely be something to this

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so lads, who else has got WORK tomorrow?

haha who the FUCK got work tomorrow???? lol cant wait AHAHA!

who #WORKIEBOIS here? just SMASH that LIKE button if you be a WORKIE BOIIIIII

just a-fuck a-my SHITTUP!!!!

>>77768292
staines massive

the get is going to be like at 4/5am
fucking long for man

>>77768292
>>77768153

fuck off passmong

ORIGINAL PIRATE MATERIAL

>>77768207
well you post kik and then on kik we share phone numbers

but actually im moving out of london in like 1 week so im afraid we actually cant meetup, as much as i want to

sorry :^(

>28 year old khv
>balding
>awkward
>won't even consider an average-looking girl, much less an ugly one
absolute fucking STATE of me

>>77768282
Reading voraciously, sculpting their perfect bodies, travelling, having sex. Certainly not lying in their wank stained wee pits ae misery

>>77768291
that's been reposted like 7 times
sorry to burst your bubble

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-40479231
>my body is not sexual, it's functional

i could go full fedora tipper autist but i won't. i'll just say that if you are talking about your body's functions, the reason sexual dimorphism exists is because of sex. so being sexual is part of your body's functions

>>77768257
think there might genuinely be something to this

>>77768303
are you good at your job?

im certainly the dumbest person in our line of business at our location, so it sucks.

everyone is some ivy league graduuate and i just lucked into the job somehow, probably because im handsome

Who here /fa/?

no man actually craves a cock up his bum by way of nature, it's just compromise for the sex you can't have

hate being a wagecuck but coudnt imagine being a NEET. my weekends are boring enough as it is

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http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/simpsons-world-website-to-let-you-watch-all-522-episodes-of-cartoon-online-on-demand-9620337.html

jealous as fuck of yanks right now

>>77768329
*hides pass*

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>>77768328
>A burger will probably get the get

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>>77768337
>creggslist

>>77768375
seen this one already

Who here /fa/?

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addicted to drinking

>>77768257
Jesus, Star Wars fans now have to retroactively fix Star Wars plots so they make sense after the new Disney Star Wars toy advert comes out, because the writers don't give a shit and the fans are so determined to make it work.

Just call everything after Lucas left "fanfiction," and leave it alone.

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>>77768334
ah, ok

>>77768375
Only about 150 are worth watching though

>>77768375
>2014

>>77768257
would salvage the film a little bit if it were true
kylo ren was already the only good new character anyway

>>77768303

Not me have the week off x

>>77768303
more worried about getting done for driving over the limit than work itself

alcoholism was a mistake

might make a boring, unoriginal and drawn out shounen manga series

>>77768363
think there might genuinely be something to this

Swimming pools should be free

>>77768393
That was me 3 months ago. It's always possible to stop.

>>77768465
>The free market will fix it!

That'll be £100,000 to enter my swimming pool

>>77768466
fuck off paki

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>having drinks after family dinner with dad and family relative
>talking about politics and current events
>topic of immigration
>dad says "Well, me and my wife have done our very best to raise our kids to understand that ethnicity and race doesn't matter, at least I hope so, that we're all the same and all ultimately want the same things, but I do worry about the country with everyone blaming everything on immigrants."
>smile politely and try not to reveal power level

Depression is the best mental illness because you don't have to live with it.

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love, love is a verb
love is a doing word

what would happen if you got drunk on a plane? or would they cut you off before that

best thread on /gif/ rn?

>>77768430
The only one with a clear internal conflict, not that it was good, because it wasn't anything we didn't see with the prequels, of all things.
The black stormtrooper was better in my opinion because he wasn't really heroic and had to struggle between going the cowardly deserter route as he had intended or spinning it as "rebellion".

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haven't had a proper holiday since April and my next holiday isn't until mid-september.

this fucking 5 month stretch has been torturous. there has not been a single day not dominated by the looming shadow of toil. i cannot fucking wait until my week of freedom in september, maybe that will give me a chance to feel like a damn human again.

capitalism was a mistake

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best game of all time ever made of all time

>>77768393
It's the only way out this hell hole

doing a rick and morty

>>77768490
lol your dad is a normie baby boomer cunt, thankfully my dad is a rorke

>>77768495
Love is blindness

Hate women desu. Gullible, naive, overgrown children. Such obvious products of their environment. Not a single thought of their own. Pitiful creatures who trick men into believing they love them of their own accord. The love of a woman is hollow

>>77768410
dont worry
youre unbelievably cute, im sure youll have zero trouble finding someone else

>>77768486
Haha, yeah. Enjoy your addiction. If it wrecks your life anywhere near as bad as it used to wreck mine, I feel too sorry for you to call you a loser.

>>77768500
the anime one

>>77768500
>>>/gif/11010020

>>77768441
good idea, people love those

>>77768511
but that's not Witcher 3

>>77768534
the point of feminism is to counteract that

Sunday: the day that never ends

>dad is a rorke, but not the intelligent can hold his own in debate kind of rorke, the dumb brainlet type of rorke

>>77768490
i always punish people who bring up politics nonchalantly like that. they know better than bring up politics so i don't allow myself to feel ashamed when i give them my true opinions

>>77768546
hope you hang yourself you fucking paki

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2wUbgAAydY

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>>77768573
i wish sunday never ended desu

>>77768511
Want to play Oblivion sometimes but I fucked it with mods. Last time I played it I went into Anvil and everyone had fucked up faces. Just eyes and tongue, the rest of the head was missing. Quite horrific, haven't been back.

>>77768579
God damn that's edgy!

>>77768571
elaborate

the 'pression

>>77768576
all rorkes are unintelligent. you mean he's not a high tory

>>77768568
turned it off after about 2 hours.

hate having to fight some boss for 2 hours because his shield keeps regenerating.

not even hard, just tedious

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>lad with mantits, wide hips and regular shoulder width is perceived as most dominant and has the highest testosterone levels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS60VaLzeMA

Do they have maplebacontinis in other countries? Fucking love those.

>>77768500
only go there when I want some good lesbian stuff

>yes I love lesbian porn. deal with it

rorke is code word for not intelligent

at the current rate of posting the get will be at 3:00-3:15am
euros are beginning to sleep though
we're fuckd
some yank nonce will get it

dont an ol 'ssion, having an ol 'xiety

considering an ol 'cide

>>77768613
God damn!

Why is the press so obsessed with homosexuals coming out in football

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>>77768632

>>77768579
good lad

Princess Diana was a THOT

It's Always Reddit in Philadelphia

>>77768643
FFM with just the two girls for the first half is my idea of perfect pornography

miss the days when the ex would send me pictures of her manky fanny

didn't appreciate it at the time

>>77768541
Hey, thanks x

Someone give me a music playlisy to listen to while i read my book

NOW

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>>77768619

>>77768619
umm sweetie, i'm superintelligent and a proud rorke, so try again

i was actually born quite recently after princess diana's death

coincidence? perhaps not

>>77768584
choon. but how bout some primary school disco https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQCQnARnKbc

think the 18 yo work qt fancies me

>>77768701
>leftypol that high
fuck off

>>77768670
yeah literally why the fuck come out
who cares

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>Alienated my best friends

Feels awful mang

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who here /neanderthal/?

>>77768701
EXCEPTIONALLY good post
t. radical centrist

>>77768581
Why would I? I just got my life back. I'm not a paki, if that's important to you. I'm white, and both my mother's and father's original surnames are Viking/Scandinavian.

A muslim would probably tell you that drinking is "immoral" or "degenerate." If you can handle it, I say go for it. I can't handle it, those demons took over my life, so I stopped cold turkey. It's only been 3 months but I can recommend it to anyone who feels like it's out of control.

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>>77768699
>listening to music while reading books

>>77768699
https://www.pandora.com/station/168086019150178896

>>77768684
fuck a goat and you won't stay afloat

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>video games

Hate anyone who isn't a straight, white, conservative, European male

>>77768615
to raise your daughters to develop meaningful interests and ideals instead of everything revolving around their appearance on other petty things which is unfortunately how many young girls live today

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went to a restaurant on my own the other day and saw all the "friends" from uni all together

>>77768699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7PSwM_Pk3U

>>77768739
nothing wrong with some low key music
anything with lyrics tends to be a distraction though

>>77768740
pandora is US only
luckily i have a VPN, so ill check it out anyway ahahaha

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>>77768730
that dark skin

Books are boring and deprecated by video games.

>>77768701
accurate

>>77768765
hope you left

think the 8 yr old at the primary school i teach at fancies me. in fact im sure of it. tomorrow i will make a move. she may not approve at first but i will force it upon here. she'll open up eventually i'm certain.

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me and the gf

>>77768752
This is unironically how SJWs see their opposition.

>>77768730
hope you shagged that bint on the left

>>77768699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nl1_dFV5vk

>>77768730
Where do you find whores? I don't know any females who would take a picture with me.

>>77768730
two club slags were your best friends?

>>77768798
reported to GHCQ you nonce

>>77768778

Muh orbitals are worse than muh shitskin

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>>77768798

>>77768763
But that is not how daughters should be raised. Ideally a woman should be an intelligent, self aware woman, but should choose a man on his virtue. Play no mind games, no tricks, not seek drama. She should be an honourable woman. But unfortunately "honourable woman" has become an oxymoron

got a right cracker of a curtain shop slogan

"my curtains are great, i'm curtain of it!"

Can't think of any footballers who strike me as particularly gay other than Ronaldo

>>77768839
Call your shop: "Serial Drapist"

>>77768810
Did. Her name is Claudia. Half Lebanese.

some girl with huge tits who i know but have never spoke to properly before took a snapchat of just us 2 yesterday and put it on her story

hmmmm

>>77768827
What the fuck are orbitals?

>>77768798
actual nonce

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UctriMuXYS0

Based China and Based Xi, here's hoping for much more Chinese investment in our glorious country in the next decade!

>>77768871
autocorrect for orbiters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAI1Onf2-Co
massive chune from back in the day

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>tfw your handsome Chad mate keeps trying to make you flirt with girls

>>77768798
not joking when i say i've submitted a tip off

watching eliott rodgers videos on his youtube channel
its some tough shit man

actually surprised it took the taliban so long to destroy those buddhist statues considering they were a good 5 years in power when they did it, whereas ISIS just destroyed any trace of antiquity they encountered upon seeing it

>>77768922
nigger

>>77768865
Bisexuals are the best.

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>>77768895
songs like this just make me sad now because I remember I can't go back to those days and be that happy ever again

>>77768904
even if it feels like he's patronising you, he probably genuinely wants you to get a gf and is trying to help you

NEW

>>77768934
>>77768934

>>77768956
shan't be migrating to that thread

>>77768953
I know he's trying to help but he doesn't seem to realise he's just more charismatic and better looking than me.

actual new, ignore this sad cunt
>>77767565
>>77767565
>>77767565
>>77767565

>>77769006
you're the product of a chad pressuring his socially awkward m8 to chat up that qt he liked

Think we should just do away with poor people if I'm honest. All they do is moan anyway.