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>>77767453
Fixed

Hello yes I am Suebi let me in

>>77767471
t. Sanjay Patel

>>77767453
The arrogance of Ængoland knows no bounds. Forcing them here will finally put them in their place.

Hej :3
Jag föreslår att vi endast talar våra modersmål!
Så vi kan lära förstå varandra bättre och enas till ett folk igen :D

>>77767641
I don't get it.

>>77767920
He removed elsass

>>77767934
>tfw you miss your ancestral land because no one usually pays attention to it
Gotvadammi

I'm going to start a Jewish union with the Netherlands, Luxembourg, Switzerland, Hong Kong and Singapore.

>>77767641
Don't hide from your Frankish rapebaby heritage (assuming you're not an ahmed). Of course France is welcome, if they revive old Frankish. Until then, you can be a an observering member.

>>77767984
Dubai or the Emirates are welcome too.

>>77767453
>>77767934
>>77767641
Alemannic lands are much wider than Elsass Lothringen though

>>77768021
Maybe Cyprus, Panama, the Caymans and the Bahamas and Ireland as well.

>>77767984
>no Israel

>>77768177
Why would I want a bunch of conflict seeking beggars to join our union?

>>77768223
they're oretty jewish from what i hear

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>>77768256
Only in name.

Germanics are degenerate filth that never accomplished anything on their own. Everything we have is from the Romans.

>>77767818
We will construct a common modern germanic language that will be relatively easy for all germanic speakers to learn. It will likely resemble something between danish and german, but with simplified grammar, and roots recognizable among to all germanic speakers.

>>77768304
Jag är Grek

>>77768304
>we we we

Do something with your life instead you useless piece of shit

>>77768317
It's called Afrikaans. It's simplified Dutch.

>>77768360
not an argument

>>77768304
>t. Johann Biancavilla

>>77768389
It would favor /nederdraad/ and /anglo/>>77768389
too much. We can't leave /skandi/ that far behind. But we would definitely incorporate features from it.

>>77767453
KRIJG TOCH DE KANKER, KUT VETKLEP!

>>77768536
The Netherlands and Flanders have as many people as those Scandi regions.

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>>77768317
>something between danish and german
we're out

>>77768588
The Netherlands has 17 million Dutch speakers and Flanders 6 million.
Swedish has like 10 million people, Norway 5, Denmark 5, Iceland 0.

>>77768574
Dutch sounds so retarded, like something a 12 year old would come up with.

>>77768588
not an argument

>>77768656
You're thinking of Swedish, mate

>>77767453
You can have Denmark, but anything above that is ours.

>>77768696
only jylland

>>77767453
Where is Greenland?

>>77768608
Those are central germanic languages. The pronunciation doesn't have to be based on them entirely. There will be regional variants that are all equally acceptable. Don't be so Slavic in your thinking.

fuck off

>>77767453
>tfw mixed with slavic and gaelic subhumans
I don't deserve to be part of the volk

>>77768757
how about not basing pronounciation at all on them?
at least danish
I'm fime with the actual language being influenced by them a lot though.
written danish is basically swedish anyway

>>77768745
Not Germanic

>>77767453
Hopefully never.

>>77768757
Swedish and Norwegian are much more influential Scandinavian languages than Danish ever will be. Not to mention being much easier to learn than German and much easier to pronounce (and on the ears) than Dutch and Danish.

>tfw no east germs

>>77768651
We will take that into account. More dutch influence will be added.

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>HAHA DANISH AND DUTCH ARE SO UGLY XD
still not funny

>>77768844
There are Nordic people there though? There are a few Inuit people, but they don't number very march.

>>77767983
In Dutch we say Godverdomme, so don't say that here

I can't think of anything more disgusting.
I'd rather shoot myself than be in an even smaller union with Germany.

>>77768929
objectively true
take the potato out
I can read danish perfectly but I can hardly understand a single spoken word

>>77768929
Just let them talk shit, we're still the best countries

>>77768941
They are Danes.

>>77768881
Swedish sounds horrible. And I'm not saying this to be mean or anything. It sounds both gay and it sounds like you can't pronounce anything so you just say bleh instead.

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>>77769026
>And I'm not saying this to be mean or anything

>>77768818
>>77768881
pronunciation will be based on the sounds that are most common among all of the languages.

>>77768881
Except that Norse is Danish

>>77768970
The point of this union is to break you, not for you to enjoy it.

>>77769066
I'd rather base it on some extinct common germanic language

>>77769124
Yeah, good luck with that mate.

>>77769144
You already lost your empire, we will make sure you'll loose the rest of it too.

>the somali union of pakistan

>>77769066
Goodbye Swedish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGk4ArDF3zA

>>77769122
norse is something which was spoken only in Norway before

>>77769231
We've already said we do not want to be a part of your union, so stop obsessing over us.

>>77768941
the greenlandic norsemen died out

>>77769177
>we
Get fucked toothpaste, you're literally who-tier.

>>77767453
>Germanic Union WHEN???

Norway is not germanic

>>77769275
I understand. Your already part of the Somali union. Don't want to interfere with that.

>>77768967
rodverdomme*

>>77769122
old norse would encompass west norse (norway/ iceland) and east norse (sweden/ denmark). closest thing would be to say that danish is norse but norse is not danish

>>77769144
After the celts abandon you and uncle Sam pulls the plug, it'll be open season.

>>77769302
Good

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>>77769300
It took you several wars to beat us.
We're the reason you started to make a proper navy.

>>77769363
>After the celts abandon you
Always amuses me seeing Yanks use words they have no understanding of.
Fortunately, it happens a lot, so I'm always amused.

>>77767983
Would you support an independent Alsace!?

>>77769411
Yeah, thanks for that.
Your country is still a forgotten memory though.

>>77769411
Your actually wrong. Our wars ended with us invading them and taking over.

England won the first war.
The Netherlands won the second war.
The Netherlands won the third war.
Then the Netherlands invaded England. They got a Dutch king. And then it was silent for centuries.

Then we had a war about American independence. Which we kind of lost, but it was a Pyrrhic victory as America gained it's independence.
And during the Napoleonic wars they took South Africa over to keep it from falling into French hands.

>>77769526
But afterwards they helped us with Waterloo. And Hitler.

>>77769472
Autonomy, sure. The regional merging with other regions Hollande's government did was the most retarded thing in a while. If we had to go independent I think I'd enjoy it more if it was like a Rhineland. Both sides of the river are culturally very close, and we spend our time going to visit each others anyways.
Won't happen though.

>>77769643
Do you know many people who still speak Alsatian? And why is the language dying in Alsace? Is it because of a lot of native Francophones settled down in Alsace after the war?

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>Germanic Union WHEN???

The best Lingua Franca would be some Hanseatic Low Geman/Plattdeutsch. It's close to the West Germanic languages and a significant part of the current vocabulary of Scandinavian languages(up to 25%) is based on Low German.

>>77769870
Do a lot of people still speak Plattdeutsch?

>>77769870
Martin Luther, is that you? I believe the Reformation started exactly 500 years ago

>>77769727
>Do you know many people who still speak Alsatian
In rural areas such as my hometown (2000 inhabitants), basically everyone older than 40 does with a good chunk of younger people too. In cities, at least Strasbourg, it's more like 60 y/o or retired, most of the younger people are immigrants from France or other countries. Almost no one who's young speaks it there though, and the biggest cities are very young compared to a lot of so naturally the knowledge of Alsatian Alemannic is low.
>why is the language dying in Alsace
After WW2 France did all they could to remove any trace of Germany from Alsace. You can see how the proficiency dropped from 80% to like 20% in barely 50 years. Nowadays no real public effort is made to keep it known (as for any other regional dialect in France). Funny thing is France ratified some European treaty about minority languages: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Charter_for_Regional_or_Minority_Languages, but as you see it just for show here. People who hold public positions aren't expected by governments to know the language either.

>>77769993
>France ratified
signed, but didn't ratified. Which is what makes it pointless.

>>77769993
Classic case of it's okay when we do it

>>77769993
Not him, but the Netherlands also only recognizes Frisian as a minority language.

While Dutch low saxon and Limburgish are somewhat ignored. Despite it being an official regional language according to the EU.

>>77770062
And the ignored languages have more speakers than Frisian. Because both are over a million.

>>77769959
It's still there, mostly spoken by a minority of the population but its usage is declining rapidly due to the influence of national TV and the education system.

>>77769975
Martin Luther based his translation on a compromise between central and southern German dialects and he is the primary reason next to the decline of the Hanseatic League for the prevailing victory of High German as the contemporary German standard.

>>77770062
>are somewhat ignored
How ignored? Can you look at the link and tell me how many of pt2 are enforced? Here it's basically none, the only initiatives come from Région Alsace... Or should I now say "Grand Est".

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>>77767453

t. 2/64 german

>>77770212
Our constitution says the government must respond to Frisian for example. So it has a special status that other minority languages don't have.

In the past speaking Dutch low saxon was often banned in schools, because it was considered "not proper Dutch".
Limburgers are too stubborn, so they keep speaking their language whatever we do.

>>77770294
I see. It indeed sounds quite stupid to have a lesser-known language in official documents and not two wider-spread.

>>77770287
I'm actually 1/8th thank you very much.

>>77770212
As a French learner I met a ton of Alsaciens on language exchange websites who are now learning German because the better job prospects are on the other side of the Rhine. Ironically, a lot of them have German lastnames, kek.

>>77770212
Do you think someone will keep protecting the language now Alsatians don't have an own regional government anymore?

>>77767471
fpbp

>>77770379
>a lot of them have German lastnames
Ironically mine sounds as French as it can get due to my grandmother remarrying after my dad was born. The ones with German-sounding names are probably from younger generations of natives then. German is taught in school as a second language but I guess most people pick English instead nowadays, which is why you meet them on language exchange websites instead.
Personally I am trying to learn more of Alsatian before German, it's actually quite different.

Why not allow for Russia to invade us? The Germania would need to clean up its own mess first even though the Russians could do that for us

>>77770482
Both subregions (Bas-Rhin and Haut-Rhin departments) still do their best to support it, but since it's not a proper region anymore I don't know how funding gets used anymore. For instance in Strasbourg you will sometimes see stuff displayed in Alsatian in museums. I don't think departments will stop trying to keep the language alive, but it certainly won't grow back.

>>77770562
Russians can't even clean up their own mess. Just look at Russia. Or any of the countries they left behind in east europe.

>>77770635
That was during the Soviet era of Communism and Marxism. Russia nowadays would be like a return of the Russian Empire with Czar Putin allowing for the Germanic Unification

>>77769416
>>77769845
>>77770287
>implying that I'm an amerishart
think again anglos