/brit/

need a robot bf

Hello.

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beans

anime

Do you support me getting shot if i recognise that taxation is theft and refuse to pay them?

all leech. never seed

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need a qt short haired gf to cuddle

>>77764259
yeah

*you're out at the restaurant with your GF*
*you order a pizza*
*I walk in and eat half of it*
>WTF that was MY pizza
>Technically half of it belonged to the state, if you try to avoid me next time I'll jail you

>>77764263
actual criminal

Can't wait til I get 77777777

does /brit/ do ETS2 convoys?

>>77764263
formerly chuck's

>>77764246
not an argument
still a long way to go yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3MwhREfYAI
a lynx? easy mistake to make, but you'd be wrong, this is me before i have the first sippa my cuppa joe

waifu mong btfo

Drank a whole bag of chocolate milk

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>>77764259
honestly, yes

grew up poor

>>77764145
Lactose intolerant here, guys. I really want to like Chocolate milk, but even a little sip makes me shit my pants like crazy? Any recommends on low-lactose Chocolate milk brands? I need it for my oesteoperosis.

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best game that ever existed

>>77764283
>>77764324


sick, sick people.

not sure how to further my career lads

>>77764330
'sheed

haidomo virtural youtuber kizuna ai dess

Jizz just dribbles out during sex
It doesn't spray all over like when I have a wank

>>77764357
murder the competition

>>77764330
I don't understand how somebody can be so wrong about something.

>>77764297
very good post

>>77764330
I enjoy it but you've gone too far there
everyone knows the best game ever made is oddworld abe's oddysee

>>77764293
hope a brit gets it
brit got the last huge get

>>77764330
it's all nostalgia mate, play it now it's shite

have you heard of the high elves?

who /RadTrad/ here

>>77764380
fuck off stupid virgin cunt

There is literally nothing wrong with Snopes. Fuck off /pol/.

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>best game ever made

uhhhmm sweety? xxx

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Best game

Contrarian sub 80 iq if disagree

>>77764396
*follows you*

not sure how to further my career legally lads


*no replies from leafs plz

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even prisoners locked up 23hrs a day shouldn't have the time to be listening to fucking Molyneux

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Business idea: A World Union, with Toronto as the capital.

black ops 1, battlefield 3 and minecraft

the pengest games ever crafted

>>77764330
skyrim better

>>77764357
Get caught fucking your boss's wife, use it to assert your dominance over him

>>77764439
Really want to play this again but worried it wouldn't be fun without my old friends who'd play it w/ me.

looks good for £100
https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3129057

>>77764495
spoiler: it is not

don't like smoking wacky tobaccy but I do enjoy edibles

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THE best game ever created, simple as

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neev lads

>>77764439
Pre-2009 WoW was the best game that ever existed and it's never ever ever coming back.

>>77764497
I certainly would

taking the family golf cart out for a nice drive

weapons of ass destruction

>>77764509
well it is objectively the best way to consume it

>>77764516
Alternate title for the US release:

>The Herbs: Sims in the City

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>>77764466

am rolling a spliff and theres none u can do about it

Soon enough, whilst sucking at my nipples, Khloe stares up at me and asks if there’s anything else I’d like sucked! I didn’t have to answer … she slid down my supine body to crouch between my spread legs, and slipped her lips over my vertical cock. Her OWO felt as good as it looked (watching her directly and in the massive mirror by our side) … BJ lips slipping up-and-down my shaft, from tip to base, deep, and wet tongue all over my balls, … increasingly sloppy, slippery, slobbery. I was close to cumming several times, and each time had to calm Khloe down, knowing not to CIM. To bring me back from the brink, leaving my cock to calm down, Khloe kissed and licked around my navel, groin creases, thighs. She also spat and licked around my gooch, and I believe she even rimmed me a few times … hard to tell, as it was all so wet down there!

>>77764330
deano my son

>>77764546
kek

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me and the gf

>>77764562
tinfoil hat rorke is at it again

moving to seale

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prime zooey 2k10 vintage was the one im telling you

We shouldn't be pushing to legalise more drugs. We should be pushing to ban all drugs, especially tobacco and alcohol.

>>77764575
>Deano likes oblivion

What has Deano turned into? Seems like a sound lad

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Alundra is by far the best game ever, anything else is runtoid tier

england women are into the semi finals!!
oh wait no-one cares lmao

>>77764575
deano has never touched anything other than Fifa or CoD in his life, give yer head a wobble

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>>77764396
>Not MediEvil

i think my fav game is half life 1 or jet set radio

Legalise it

>>77764259
Yes. Piece of shit.

illegalise it

love pocket mortys
love rick and morty
love atheism
hate /pol/
simples

business idea: pretend i want to be in a relationship with a girl whilst I just want her for sex and then when I'm bored with her, tell her I'm gay.

opinions?

>>77764649
mine is baldurs gate 2 or deus ex

half-life series is up there though

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>>77764636
I care

>>77764631
could never get past the first pink blob boss aha

>>77764678
Deano lad, was wondering where youd been

>>77764690
Is this part of your master plan to admitting to yourself you're bent?

>>77764694
deus ex is very nice. have never heard of baldurs gate

>>77764630
deano's favourite game is oblivion like his favourite film is the green mile, it's his idea of high brow

>>77764706
You can't be serious anon haha
It only really got hard when you got to Kline's dream

>>77764694
>bg2
cant get into any of those D&D style games
didnt play them growing up and cba to learn it now, I tend to find any game where you have to level/gear multiple party members a total chore

Favourite games have been Crash Team Racing and Tekken 3 for almost 20 years now

To lads with gfs
how did you meet them?

>>77764516
unironically enjoyed this on the DS

>>77764766
who is the best character in tekken 3 (note that there is a correct answer to this question)

I'm in California and it's generally 5 dollars a beer but yeah shits expensive when a 6 pack is like 8 bucks at any liquor store

I just found out what "Et tu brute" means. It means "the fuck bro?".

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>work tomorrow

we are now occupying a region of time and space where it is physically impossible not to feel the impending slavery weighing down upon thee

the government should be able to regulate which plants i am allowed to consume

>>77764747
each to their own i guess. i personally hate sports games. cant stand them. hated it when my mates would play it.

>>77764801
What are you on about, it means fuck-all

>>77764833
>Hate sports games

Deano, my son

my favourite game is FF IX

>>77764812
I have work today in the evening. Then three more shifts and I'm off till next Monday.

literally nothing wrong with rick and morty

>>77764716
not gay

>>77764799
Come to my house.

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>toil at dawn

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>government

>>77764330
Hmm that's not new Vegas you filthy profligate

spent 45 minutes hiding in a little alcove with a qt to escape the rain

She only lives 20 miles away, how do I make her my gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdIFXOaqAjs

>>77764788
doubt anyone here genuinely has a gf mate

>>77764849
>Rick and Morty

alri deano

>>77764858
game is shit deano

>>77764841
i love this type of gimmick but you did it a bit too obviously mate. just sayin.

>no work tomorrow

*examines your prostate*

anyone fancy playing my rusty trombone?

these internet ad algorithms are bordering on supernatural at this point

things are showing up in my youtube homepage that I'm pretty sure I only briefly thought about while taking a shit

*sniffs your rancid bollocks*

ah yes

Alri 'no

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>>77764717
why this photo?

>>77764836
Oh wow. They really don't teach you things in France.

When Julius Caesar got stabbed in the back by his best pal Brutus his famous last words were "Et tu Brute". I know "et" and "tu" are in French, but French is a bastardisation of Latin. In the original Latin, it meant "the fuck bro?". Another translation would be "I thought we was homies".

>>77764892
you're right. was just really trying to get the point across as the thread was moving very fast

ill learn from this

>>77764935
*raises hand*

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cant process the fact that they killed are charlie

>>77764297
Cute and agressive at the same time, perfect

>>77764940
Have noticed this too
Saw something mentioned on brit and then saw ads for it

why do posh people always have two last names?

>>77764952
most ignorant post of the day

>>77765010
post this again and I will vaporise your jaw

>>77764861
did you speak to her

the virgin walk was funny because people could relate to it.

now it's like series 9 of peep show. past it's best.

>>77765011
most ignorant poster of the day

>>77764801
it literally translates to "rah cuz, you fucking snakey yout"

>>77764984
who the fuck is that?

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>>77764947
nevermind

having a crisis lads aha x

We could just be a simulation... the people running that simulation could just be a simulation. what is our point

>>77764940
>>77764993
i've had verbal conversations with mates about something and then seen ads about it on facebook.

i swear they're listening to us through our phones.

>>77764940
Yeah it's a bit mental tbqh, privacy is basically dead thanks to Jewgle and Zuckerjew

tell me about 190cm master race

normies at work talk about what films/series netflix offers up

i try to rec them films and then they say 'yeah i looeked but it wasn't on netflix'

>>77765029
yea. she had a lovely voice.

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My bollocks are NOT rancid!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV6nVH2KH7I

I fucking hate londoners so much

vile reddit people. fucking yank imports

doing the anime wank

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>>77765057

wish i could try out being a criminal just for fun for a few days with no consequences

no raping or murdering or anything, i just think breaking + entering might be really fun

>>77764952
"Et" and "tu" are French words yes but in this sentence it's two words that wouldn't make sense together at all, so I don't get where you're going anon...

Suspicious amount of reposts in this thread

>>77765063
nobody likes him

>>77765040
Cletus the Foetus

>>77765057
If you ever figure out the meaning of life, then what? Either you'll fulfill it and become depressed afterwards when you realize that once you've actually finished what humanity was meant to do, there's nothing left to do. Or, you're already fulfilling it by existing and you'll be put into a different depression knowing that that's all to it and there's nothing more.

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My housemate watches The Young Turks, I can hear Ana Kasparin shouting on his monitor right now.

He's 40 years old and watches content you're meant to be finished with by 19 if you aren't a brainlet retard.


I need to move out.

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>>77765112
>law

>>77764798
flying snake arm man

>>77764345
yes, they're more political than an urban legends site now

Suspicious amount of reposts in this thread

>>77765154
>Young Turks

Deano

>>77765130
remember that fake forum website that copied /brit/ posts and posted them there? was weird.

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the blackpool flat

eating doritos and mtn dew
might enjoy a quick game of cod

Suspicious amount of reposts in this thread

men having sex with women is highly degrading for any men who respects himself and values himself a tiny bit
the woman was created as an untermensch and shouldnt treat any affair with common men. men should only have sex between them and reduce women as 2nd class human beings because they are literally ersatz of men and homosexual sex is pure equality

>>77765063

nihilist with nothing in his life that gives him meaning bar sleeping with the next girl, which gives him all of 5 minutes peace.

same as the Algerian but Welsh.

>>77764324
fully support the use of violence against stefan molyneux, and stefan molyneux only

>seeing ads whilst browsing the internet
hmm

that said google captcha likes fucking with me alot

>bosses' surname
>part of my post code
the weirdest ones are where the captcha relates to what i was going to post about or brings up words i only use in the context of 4chan .

why is this yank trying to deanopost when he has no fucking idea what a deano is

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>>77764952

>>77765181
Kinda remember it. Think maybe they were just doing that to make it look like their forum was popular so other people would use it

>>77765190
Hey cody. Mind if me and cregg come over?

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>>77765154

he's still fucking watching them now, i kid you not.

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Hey guys, I feel like giving Mary Jane another try. Last time I posted about my awful experience with weed on /brit/ and one of you said I should try different strains.

Last time, I ordered Purple Kush, and I had three really bad trips and threw away 5 grams because it really was awful. Apparently Purple Kush is a high-THC strain that's meant to "couch lock" you. For me it was more a fetal position and a journey through to the first circle of hell.

I've been using sleeping pills to deal with my insomnia, but I still want to give a second look into cannabis. This is the site I got it off the last time:

https://stashclub.ca/buy-cannabis-online-in-canada/

Are there any low-THC strains that might work for me. All I want is something that relaxes me and helps me get to sleep. I may have an incredibly low THC tolerance, or I might even be allergic to marijuana. I'm not sure. But I want to give it another go.

are kev

Suspicious amount of reposts in this thread

anulingus

Suspicious amount of reposts in this thread

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>>77765228

stop killing the mandem

>>77765238
>>77765154

is this a bot?

stop.

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Peterson and Molyneux are both leafs. Does /brit/ get all it's political intellectual acumen from the Canadian master race?

>>77765219
what book

>>77765264
fake news

hate that smoking weed is associated with being a smelly teenager with bad hygiene.

should be just one of those things that normal working professional people do after dinner before bed whilst they're reading their book or watching telly.

yanks only exist for our pleasure

having a crisis lads aha x

We could just be a simulation... the people running that simulation could just be a simulation. what is our point

Heard on a rap song they said "in the trap with a press" and not got a clue what they mean.

Is it something to do with a coffee press?

>>77777777 get
hi mom!

>>77765304
hello smelly teenager with questionable hygeine

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Ugly girls I've not bothered replying to apart from Laura who I told that I want Rees-Mogg to he PM and she hasn't replied

made a post on /an/

see if you can spot it

>>77765280
you could probably count the number of people killed by british police this year on one hand

>>77765333
i don't smoke weed.

>>77765264
PART AND PARCELLED

>>77765238
Dude just take valium and take up knitting. Weed is a euphoric drug suitable for recreational use. It's not going to fix your insomnia.

>>77765320
I agree.

>>77765351
>I don't smoke weed

Deano!

>>77765289
Don't forget that blonde slag

On the opposite side of things, Leafs founded Operation Wall St and Slutwalk, not to mention Feminist Frequency in gaming

>>77765351
Fascinating, I never said you did.

good dog
http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2017/07/29/girls-struck-by-lightning-dog/

tried a cigarette a few times off friends, nothing fucking happened, not even the slightest of buzzes

do not understand the appeal at all

>>77765237
Send him the link of Alex Jones wrecking their show.

Surely you can't order weed online? It's illegal

>be retard socialist living in Venezuela
>20yrs of voting for neo libs and the Copei party leaves the agro industry stagnant, the petrodollar prone to greedy hands (Perez being impeached for embezzling 250mil) and now China owns their oil
>(2 time elected) comrade Chavez nationalizes oil industry
>spends all their initial profits on gibs and government housing
>the infrastructure responsible for producing oil gets neglected and eventually deteriorates
>oil price crashes
>Get new government to replace the old oppressive socialist one
>Instantly becomes Anti-US Imperialism and votes for another socialist government
>all the low IQ favela monkeys that have been starving for 20yrs are still starving and now are getting shot at by Cuban shocktroops paid for by Maduro
honestly the only way to get these mestizos to understand the dangers of socialism is to let them die in droves and maybe then they'll learn their lesson

I'm NOT a smelly teenager and my hygiene is NOT questionable

>>77765350
don't tell me what I can or can't do

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What's going on

Think I'm going mad

>>77765346
hope you slipped some /brit/ gimmicks into your conversations lad

>>77765328
CHEF UP THE BOMB TING
SPIRIT BOMB

a trap or 'trap house' is a gaff where illegal tings go down, a press I presume is something Tracey is using to make cocaine, as that's what the song is about

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CUNSERVATISUM IS THE NOO COUNTA CULTSHURE

>>77765328
You can assume any gibberish in a rap song is about drugs or crime.

Legalise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atMQzRFvCIY

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>>77765292

>>77765404
shan't

Literally don't want to give my progeny inheritance as such.

The will i write will be such that they can only use my inheritance money for a list of pre-approved expenditures such as university fees, other lessons or training, for buying things like musical instruments, stuff for making art, books, weightlifting or exercise equipment and so on.

certainly not working my arse off so Junior can blow it all on Coke.

one... nothing wrong with me...

>>77765404
nicht ein wort

>>77765408
*inhales from your crusty bollocks*
*my eyes start to water*

hmm no sweaty yank xo

>>77765390
You need to HOLD it in. Like, not exhale at all. Exhaling let's out all that nicotine you goodness.

>>77765346
What are you listening to?

reached the end of a duolingo tree for a language.
tried reading a newspaper and only could understand about half of the words and sentences.

also had no idea how to form sentences and just seemed baffled by the rules of the language.

now i'm reading a book on the actual grammar of the language and suddenly its becoming alot clearer to me

/blog.

>>77765404
can you email me this as a pdf?

two... nothing wrong with me...

>>77765425
That's someone reposting my post

There was a Swedish girl who I was getting on with really well and I was dropping Brit gimmicks everywhere and she loved it. But she hasn't read my message from this morning even though she's been on WhatsApp. So I think that one's over.

It's a shame. She was basically perfect for me. Didn't have to pretend to be someone I'm not at all. Might do a cry

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almost 10 o clock lads, time for the weekly decision:

do i go to bed now and set a good precedent for the rest of the week, ensuring i get to bed on time for the next 5 days and am always fully alert and well rested

or do i stay up for 3 hours and not get enough sleep for the rest of the week

hmmmmmmmmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kdnmT_7gLE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kdnmT_7gLE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kdnmT_7gLE

IT'S DROPPED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kdnmT_7gLE

>>77765499
three, nothing wrong with me

>>77765492
You're supposed to read the explanations under each grammar unit you dumbass. It's not magic.

>>77765492
i don't care what language it is

getting paranoid with this reposting lark,

>>77765492
That's not how you learn a language you dumb millennial nu male

>>77765530
Or
Kys

reminder 190cm master race posted his pics on /r9k/ years ago and he isn't good looking and is just a complete delusional fuckhead

>>77765154
how old are you? Bit odd to have a 40y/o housemate no?

Love having a finnish gf and doing everything with her that you sickening little virgins fantasise about

I am a god to you peons
You are the krill, and I... I am the whale

near-death experience (NDE) is a re-activation of birth memories in symbolic form.1 Like birth, NDE's involve travel through a tunnel into light. Some are blissful but others involve panic and paranoia. New data show foetal memory at 20 weeks, and adults have appeared to re-experience birth in LSD and ketamine research

>>77765404

darn commies right aha

how does a man with no photos with friends set up a tinder account. my understanding is i won't get anywhere without said photos.

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anyone got that webm of Pee-Jay Watson talking at the camera?

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>Unlike masturbation, having sex causes a significant increase in testosterone levels
>Testosterone has a masculinizing effect on bone structure, most notably in the facial area
>Virgin face is a real thing and the longer one stays a virgin, the more noticeable it is

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>mum spends literally every day of her summer break watching british crime drama series
make it fucking end

>>77765403
In Canada there has been a trend of recreational marijuana dispensaries popping up (technically illegal) and the police being totally random about whether they give a shit or not. The same online.

Medical dispensaries are legal, recreational ones are illegal, but the police leave them alone sometimes, close them down at other times. It's totally random.

>>77765581
get a dog

>>77765443
you could make a stipulation that they only get the money if they get a degree that you approve of?

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>le nü-male boogeyman

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brick phone in my right hand
pyrex in my left

drumpf administration is in shambles

>>77765567
oh god link please

molyneux is an l ron hubbard tier loon and i hope he travels to one of those european countries that criminalises cults so he can get locked up

>>77765571
>finnish

AYYOOO FOOCK DAT YELLOW PUSSY WYAAAT BOY

>>77765589
other ways to boost test though

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What's going on

Think I'm going mad

>>77765568
not him but i'm 23 and live in a houseshare, there's two 30 year olds and one guy who must be mid 40s and works some dead end job and never talks to any of us

>>77765595
Are Kev

E
E
EDL
E
E
EDL

>>77765581
Get your mum to take a photo of you with a dog

drumpf administration is in shambles

browsing the cregg't

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just came up with a quip about charlie gard dying so utterly insensitive yet hilarious I'm unwilling to post it even on 4chan and am i fact quite ashamed of my ability to have come up with it

>>77765654
wew, sounds bleak

drumpf administration is in shambles

>>77765597
interesting, not thought of pictures with the pupper

but don't i still need pictures with friends?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3MwhREfYAI
a lynx? easy mistake to make, but you'd be wrong, this is me before i have the first sippa my cuppa joe

toilet bog fart administration is an absolute STATE

No mommy, don't do it again Don't do it again I'll be a good boy I'll be a good boy, I promise No mommy don't hit me Why did you have to hit me like that, mommy? Don't do it, you're hurting me Why did you have to be such a bitch

>>77765687
post it
go on
you know you want to

>>77765443
i want to raise mine on a big estate in the country with lots of places to play and no pollution. i'd give them money if they needed it but i wouldn't give them millions of dollars for no reason. my will would have it go to my wife and for her to do with it what she wanted, give it to them or not. by the time they got their inheritance they'd probably be like 40, at which point they can start a business or something in the career they've chosen

>>77765443
if junior grows up to be a degenerate and blows it all on coke then you've failed him as a parent anyway

>>77765687
r/imgoingtohellforthis

>>77765687
feel free

What would you rather drink a pint of:

>Orange Juice
>Water
>Milk
>Beer
>Vodka
>Sewer sludge

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Bit of baccy in cannae hurt

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>he doesn't hold season tickets for the flying ducks and visits every game

the absolute fucking state of you lot

>>77765694
not if you have a dog, runt

>>77765749
Vodka.

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Really horny lads, not sure if this is the place to knock one out but gonna have a go anyway

do they even have hospitals outside of london?

I know you lads all love watching PJW/Sargon etc (don't even pretend you don't) despite your relentless mocking of them.

Do the lads on leftypol mock their equivalent youtube superstars (the young turks, that black MTV girl, buzzfeed etc) in the same way?

>>77765690
it's in a northern shithole too hahaha

but the graduate job market is dire right now, and i've got a decent job with a possibility of fucking off across the pond in the not too distant future.

new
>>77765785
>>77765785
>>77765785
>>77765785
>>77765785

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A5PV7IPOZY
doing a watch x

>>77765760
I would never do snuff, because if I did it in public 99% of people would think it was cocaine.

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>>77765710
state of yoiu

>>77765807
based fucking janny

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>>77765589
Stupid idiot it's the other way around
>Tfw alpha virgin
http://www.webmd.com/men/news/20150313/more-sex-better-testosterone-levels

>>77765861
proof brits poorly imitate based americans

BASED JANNY

jan
the
man

>>77765807
>JANNY'D

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anime

>>77765909
daring synthesis

>>77765911
*kisses you on the lips*

>>77765861
It's a bot I know it

There's a leftpol bot operating here reposting stuff so people start replying to the bot abd we never end up commumicating

love janny
hate early mongs
simple as

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anytime you see me wearing a glove

>>77765804
was wondering just that in the last thread

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>>77765730
I really miss that whole show. Being tucked up in bed watching NYC weirdos spouting /pol/ memes irl via Shia LaBouf's 24/7 outdoor webcam installation was one of the most bizarre things I've ever found on the internet.

I wish it had been able to stay up, but it was maybe worth it getting wrecked just to see that manic climax. Even Sam Hyde showed up. So fucking weird.

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they call him quick draw j

>>77765937
First it's a discord where they organize raids, now they have bots too?

Oh rorke, it's comical how paranoid you are

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>There's a leftpol bot operating here reposting stuff so people start replying to the bot abd we never end up commumicating

>>77765966
>>77765966
>>77765966

>>77765952
This. Literally just wasted weeks of my life on it and yet it was worth it

>>77765982
hello leftypol bot

>>77764866
when she's not in nz

>>77766003
alri pal

>>77765937
Saw a primitive version of this operate on /pol/ once. It was really fucking weird. Dunno how political it was, but it seemed to copy posts that got multiple (You)s. Can't remember exactly how but those autists managed to expose what was going on.

Would not surprise me in the slightest, 4chan has had bots post on here since forever.

>>77764330
My nigga.

>>77764441
Better with hindsight, still not "great" outside of its popularity and thus shared nostaliga, apart from the airport level, which was very bold and memorable.

>>77765010
Some lucky, rich bourgeoisie men married the daughters of famous, influential aristocrats, and it was politic to broadcast the connection to that inheritance and also acknowledge the fact that the male in the relationship came from a less famous "brand" than his wife.
But then the women with richer and/or more famous husbands got jealous/prideful and started demanding that their name be appended to their childrens' name.
Eventually the connection of "two names = posh" came about because normal class people did things the old fashioned way and inherited their surname from their fathers.
Nowadays, feminists want to stamp "their" name on their children, so it's becoming a more common and socially regulated thing in the name of "gender equality", ironically following a model common in Spain, where the child's surname is a compound of their father's father's surname and their mother's father's surname.