/brit/ parliament edition
maisie
GET HIM JANNY
>>77757219
>>77757225
>being this new
grim
cute boyz
DOORKEEP!
did coke last night and i pulled
the only times ive ever pulled are on coke or adderall
think my personality is just too dull without it
>>77757264
>Rasheed
>Cute
need a yank gf who cooks for me
He's here
why were we banned
reported the last thread and the Help didn't bother until 200 posts later you FUCKING idiot janny
>>77757278
fuck off
I think that on balance, bullying, when done right can produce much better people
certainly stopped me doing some gimpy stuff back when I was in school
need a bf lads
>>77757296
>announcing reports
reported
>>77757287
le fake laughter northerner
>>77757284
From Minnesota (bsst accents (think Fargo))
>>77757278
genuinely have no personality, most boring cunt out
It's why I don't even bother. Being utterly boring is the most unattractive thing a guy can do.
Just noticed how rare the "!" symbol is in writing within internet culture. r/mildlyinteresting am I right guys haha.
>>77757242
I want to spread her beautiful meaty legs and cum inside her so hard.
>>77757305
This
Bullying made me a better person
>>77757318
I actually find that accent very irritating but to each his own
>>77757316
report this
>>77757348
nice
Raining boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1QSgdMPI5g the bent choon
>>77757305
>>77757335
shaming =/= bullying
shaming in small amounts is helpful
bullying is not
OH yeah??
Yeah
>>77757390
hot
going on a tinder date tonight lads
r8 the fit
>>77757375
Pics
>>77757225
it wasnt one of mine thats what was wrong
>>77757375
hallelujah
>It's the yank who posts images even gays find repulsive is here again episode
Fucks sake... I wish I could skin him
>>77757400
those are big pants
>>77757400
bargain bucket CIA
>>77757414
they're all terrible just filter the flag
>>77757414
you speak for all gays do you mate?
>>77757400
looks like what CIA wears in christopher nolan's 'The Dark Knight Rises'
>>77757408
slit your own jugular
ah yes it's the autismo rorke trying to make look gays bad again and have any gayposting bad
those images are not in the least attractive
aint no slack in my mack
He's just a boy but he's a bottom
Make him try to top he'll cry
Never even said he's bi
It says he's vers up on his grindr
Ah-oo Versatile yeah okay Ah-oo
Gurl you know you're super gay (Ohhh)
Ass up and pull those pants down
His hole is medium-rare
And you won't find a hair
CHORUS:
This boy is a bottom (bottom x2)
This boy is a bottom
A gutbucket bottom (bottom x2)
He's a ratchet-ass bottom
Ass-pussy sweet and clean
A total-top's total dream (Oooh)
That hole ain't been tight for years
Slopabottumus queer (Woah)
Rectal prolapse be damned
Shove it up in his can (Take that take it blah x3)
Read more: William, Detox & Vicky Vox - Boy Is A Bottom Lyrics | MetroLyrics
>>77757408
>>77757440
If you find what he posts hot then you deserve to be killed
4chan is nice with the yank flag filtered
>>77757462
fucking horrific ugly mong cunt
>>77757400
Watch it Baney!
>>77757453
*banned
so true
holy shit, Shia LeBeouf has gone completely mental at this point haha
helper! oohhhh helper! we neeeed youuuuu
*rings the little helper bell*
>>77757462
dont have this one, shall be saving it x
>>77757456
Kill yourself you repulsive degenerate filth
>>77757503
whats happened now?
bent yank is probably the single best poster on /brit/
/brit/ expat here. I've decided to never visit the UK again until Jezza is repudiated and Labour is destroyed. Please make this happen, lads. The last general election was an absolute travesty.
>Janny sits and watched all the webms all the way through to the end just to make sure there is no nudity
shouting
>>77757476
isn't it?
>>77757504
I'm gay you fucking disgusting freak
>>77757218
hmm
that poll's a bit off
people are more inclined to vote rorke just to spite the leftypol boogieman, in an actual vote most would vote for radcen
runt, anime and rasheed are really radcen, but they're feeling humourous
if the pol was just radcen and rorke, it'd be about 50/50
>>77757520
this is what he wants, attention. Good or bad he doesn't care as long as gets interaction
>Cod, vegetable rice and 3 cookies for tea
>total 750 calories
>total calories for the day 1000 calories
doing pretty well on the so-called diet lads
>>77757544
alpha alan
couple of pakis just stole from the local shop while i was in there
>>77757503
>at this point
plan for this evening lads?
thinking about the vodka I have in the freezer... hmm
remember he's just posting this from his phone
image.jpg
he's literally false flagging and trying to turn all brit against gays
Don't know whether to wank before or after watching harry potter 5 on itv
>>77757552
DAYUM
>>77757550
good lad
>>77757568
meanwhile your fat arse burns bugger all calories sitting hunched on your chair all day
>>77757568
we're all gonna make it
what exercise are you doing
>>77757383
shut up you stupid nerd cunt
he's googling the images and posting them here
>>77757594
Is it the same autistic yank who spams the Wyatt images or is it yet another autistic yank?
>>77757562
This guy gets it
>>77757593
wouldn't it be frozen
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
made a nice salad for dindins
>>77757621
context?
>>77757568
>1000 calories per day
enjoy losing all your muscle
woke up with a sore throat
drinking chamomile tea now
Gays should be kept on lockdown in mental institutions where they belong
>>77757629
all yanks are autistic
>>77757621
the royal caribbean experience
>thread full of dicks
ah yes I see leftypol have arrived
>>77757635
need like a -30 freezer for vodka to solidify
need a qt girl to kiss and put my willy inside
need it badly
>>77757529
not today afaik, but got arrested yet again while drunk out of his mind and I'm watching the clips and the shit he's saying
must be great to be a multimillionaire on essentially a perpetual bender getting arrested every second night for doing dumb shit
would go on a pissup with/10
>>77757617
my TDEE is 2500 calories, mummy says I am VERY active thank you very much
>>77757620
gym 3 times a week, push/pull/legs split
>>77757659
I have a meal later on too, might have a treat too
>in my opinion
thats the thing though, isnt it mate? no one asked for it
>>77757621
dont remember this episode of zach and cody
>>77757653
Proto-roastie invades autists personal space
ban all yanks from brit
all of them derail threads
>>77757621
chat shit, get banged
Janny literally was here a second ago and he lets this go on? What is he actually fucking paid for? Useless fat fucking twat.
Honest to God he's the most incompetent and stupid janitor we've ever had
http://www.strawpoll.me/13576827
http://www.strawpoll.me/13576827
>>77757621
went a little too far but she won't be trying to get away with any shit like that again that's for sure
bulk on 3500kcal a day
you cunts haven't seen that much food in a year
*flexes*
turkish lad with a swiss passport knocked out a nigerian with a british passport last night in the UFC
love multiculturalism
>>77757768
*runs a tren and test E cycle*
*gains more than you without even looking at a dumbell*
heh
>>77757621
did she died?
alternative thread
>>>/bant/1617636
>>>/bant/1617636
>>>/bant/1617636
>>77757746
>>77757755
had never heard of Jake Paul til about 2 weeks ago
>>77757699
>>77757768
Bulking is literally a waste as a natty
You are just fat
@77757699
It's true bud. They're a detriment to our society. It's a bunch of sick individuals dead set on throwing their nasty sexual deviance around in every inappropriate setting possible. No better than a serial flasher pulling his cock out on a train or in a restaurant. Should be a criminal offense.
>>77757606
Just doing my part
It's amazing, when I was 17 I would've recoiled in horror had I seen bender porn, now it's just run of the mill
>>77757621
what a fucking pussy kicking her in her stomach
you're supposed to stamp on the head
>ahh yeah mate, my stag party is gonna be large gonna dress steve up as a nonce hahahah lovin it!!!
is there anything more odious that a stag/hen party?
literally ruins york on summer weekends
>>77757746
>>77757755
.
>>77757794
enjoy your shrunken balls, you mean as well put yourself on HRT if youre cycling
alright there bossman, can I have 10 quid on the leccy key, tenner on the gas key and errr let's make it FIFTEEN on the top up, me crimbo giro's come in
>care to leave feedback for your latest amazon purchase
haha shan't xxx
I heard janitor duty has been outsourced to India for cost reasons
>>77757805
kek
there were 41 posters when the irishman posted, now there are 44 posters after 4 more posts
he's literally talking to himself
mum made me wash the vibrator again
>>77757865
*cycles off with PCT*
*test and est levels return to normal with minimal damage to endocrine system*
*meanwhile you futilely attempt to make natty gains*
>>77757819
same, I only heard about from the teenage underage normie twats who spam him here
white genocide
>>77757859
Cannot go anywhere in the centre of Liverpool without there being a runtish hen party of some sort. Shan't be visiting for a while.
How do people post porn here without getting banned? I posted a titty pic of a famous Dutch person in the Nederdraad once and got instabanned for a fucking week
thoughts?
What pisses me off about this pathetic phoneposting yank TWAT is that all the gay porn he posts is literally the worst in the fucking world.
I hate him so fucking much.
doing the anime wank
>>77757863
>>77757921
dyamic ip
>>77757928
he's severely mentally deranged
Was outside having a cigarette last night and this girl who was at least a 7/10 came up to me, asking my chubby neckbearded self for a light. Instead of going back over to her friends, she then started chatting to me, asking me about myself, asking my name. Obviously since I'm a total autist I didn't ask for her number.
Sh-she was just being friendly and I didn't bottle a decent chance, r-right guys?
Want the original Janny McQuickdraw back
his brutality was a blessing
>>77757925
mentioned
>>77757928
>expecting autismo yank not to be retarded
>>77757925
shall be enrolling my two daughters in this wonderful school
>>77757896
It's not a phobia, it's the rational way of thinking about the situation. Sorry not everyone wants to live in your grotesque fantasy world where you're not a broken genetic dead end. Get some help buddy you need it.
ban all yanks
demented
>>77757921
/brit/ is like the rough end of /int/ most jannies fear to tread in these ends except the most hardy. Seems as tho we have a softy on guard atm.
>>77757956
yes anon you can talk to other humans in a friendly way and not want to shag them
idiot cretin
>>77757925
no thoughts.
leftists will just ignore it and bury their heads in the sand as always and anyone speaking against will be branded a bigot and a racist and have their life ruined.
this country is done.
>>77757921
the jannys and moderators are unevenly staffed and sometimes just dont care, it all depends on the weather and the solar system's planetary alignment.
>>77757925
*Enrolls
Heh within personnel rorke
>>77757921
jannies stopped bothering
keep posting gay porn please
>>77757999
hmm
no
>>77757462
extremely cute beautiful woman
he's replying to himself again
the fags, and I mean nearly every fag, not just the ones who spam shit every post..
have utterly ruined this general. being tolerant to something as abhorrent and destructive as homosexuality allows people like this flourish.
grab a hold of yourselves
>>77758039
>fag
fuck off yank
Q. Can I take a shower at your place?
A. YES!! Yes please indeed. I have fresh towels and really appreciate it when a guy has a shower and is lovely, clean and fresh. Occasionally there are guys whose hygiene is not ideal and they refuse to take a shower, and they then wonder why I am perhaps slightly disinterested or not at my best when attempting to give one of my amazing BJ.
watching some Peter Kay
VERY funny stuff
>>77758039
kys
>>77758066
knew it was leftypol
>>77757998
womyn don't talk to guys if they don't want something out of them
>>77758039
I just ignore it because I'm not a closetcase like you
>girl sends me a snapchat "I don't wanna go to work"
what the fuck do i respond to that
how am i supposed to know if that went to just me or to everyone she knows
snapchat is such a shit app, literally does not follow any established means of social interaction, no response i make is ever the correct one, i don't even know what that could possibly be
>>77758039
>have utterly ruined this general
pot, kettle
>>77758072
me on the right
>>77757956
Fuck off you attention-seeking idiot. You know is full well what she wanted but you were just too much of a coward to do anything so NO, I will not reply and affirm your delusions of amiable 'social awkwardness' when your real defect is just that you're a massive fucking pussy hole who is too scared to do anything about it
what the FUCK is janny doing
how do i tell if my cat is getting fat or not
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
time for your daily listen, comrade
>>77758051
Few things more pathetic than paying for sex
>>77758081
haha you are so fucking bitter. pure hilarity. buy a fedora mate. you need one.
why does he spell it as 'womyn'?
*elevator music plays as the camera focuses on an overweight fellow staring at a microwave*
*inside the microwave, a hot pocket spins slowly*
Yeah keep posting em. You won't be laughing when Janny gets here you soft Yank twats.
>womyn don't talk to guys if they don't want something out of them
gayposters FUCK OFF
>>77758109
width and belly
being gay is a mental disorder
>>77758069
nigger, i would properly gut you in front of your absentee father while your immigrant mother watches in horror, that's what I think of you
you are being conspired to be brought down by straight people every day. if a fag shows his true colors, i do everything i can to set him up for destruction whether it be in career or pointing him in the direction of the nearest ghetto
your people are a blight on the planet and we'll keep jackhammering your destructive propaganda out of our communities
>>77757999
don't think its in England m8. most likely from Mosul after they ran ISIS out
the more you let the homosexuals get away with, the worse they're going to get
he says 'gayposters' fuck off
literally only one yank posting
more proof he's the same one posting gay porn AND saying gay posters fuck off
the yanks, and I mean nearly every yank, not just the ones who spam shit every post..
have utterly ruined this general. being tolerant to something as abhorrent and destructive as yankposting allows people like this to flourish
grab a hold of yourselves
起来!不愿做奴隶的人们!
把我们的血肉,筑成我们新的长城!
中华民族到了最危险的时候,
每个人被迫着发出最后的吼声。
起来!起来!起来!
我们万众一心,
冒着敌人的炮火,前进!
冒着敌人的炮火,前进!
前进!前进!进!
>>77758219
thats complete bullshit and you KNOW it is
anyone else hate the fact that they were born with a tiny penis and there's nothing they can do about it?
alright lads
What are the origins of 'heem'
not a newrunt it just must have become a gimmick during one of my 6 month 'i will stop posting on 4chan this time' periods
>>77758188
its from Raqqa
Mosul was mostly locals, Raqqa is full of the foreign muhajirun because Raqqa is the most comfortable place to live in the islamic state before the battle there started
I fucking hate the janitor so fucking much.
Lads, hate gays all you want, that's fine, but I swear to God we have better taste than this and we don't fucking spam it like fat autistic mongs.
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>77758266
it's from a video, someone gets punched out and a black girl shouts 'HEEM (him) SLEEPY'
>>77758265
every guy's born with a tiny penis mate but it's supposed to grow with age
Has anyone got the screenshot of Tom Hardy burning his plane at the end of Dunkirk? I have a /tv/ thread in mind
>>77758072
Here you go kids, something to post on your Reddit.
>>77758086
>closetcase
this doesn't work anymore, you know that?
it never works. it's all people have as a way of deterring legitimate criticism towards gays to say "ha, you must be gay if you criticise homosexuals"
sorry pal, I don't give a fuck if you think I'm some piano playing swisher, I'll keep letting people know the truth about you all until it's a prison sentence to do so
>>77758298
mine never grew
>>77758265
>born 5'6
>rejected for disability benefits due to my height
>can't grow
>>77758265
yes, I'm afraid a girl would be unimpressed by my below average 6.5" willy and it's one of the reasons I'm a virgin
>>77758283
t. waifu mong
>>77758209
>>77758209
>>77758209
>>77758209
THISS
>>77758209
>>77758209
>>77758209
>>77758209
Ben all of the cunts
>>77758219
??!??????????!
???????,?????????!
middle????????????,
????????????????.
??!??!??!
????one?,
??????,??!
??????,??!
??!??!?!
limbo, limbo like me
confident in the knowledge I could atomise any spastic itt
你好黑人
probably won't ever see her again :-/
>>77758309
>this doesn't work anymore, you know that?
the fact that you wrote 3 lines and gave me a (You) means that it did work
>>77758328
languagelet
>>77758289
thanks la
faith schools needing banning. they're literally just extremist factories. plus they dont teach anything useful so just plop out unskilled islamist sheeds who sit on the dole all day and shit-up the country.
christian shite can fuck off too.
Ben Ban Bon
>>77758350
????
>>77758334
What am I looking at?
>>77758319
nah m8 we're talking like 4 inches and less here
>>77758325
I honestly prefer it when you spam the wyatt man comics
Janny needs to sort himself out
>>77758371
Bet yous a shia innit
Working on the ol' philosophical treatise
Got one page done and I used the word "prick" twice and the word "predictability" five times wahey
business idea: flood /int/ and force staff to intervene
>>77758119
FONYT
some of us have no choice
>>77758357
>the fact that you wrote 3 lines and gave me a (You) means that it did work
wanting a reply isn't the same thing as deterring criticism by proclaiming anyone a closet homo who would speak truthfully on homosexuals
fuck off with your empty posts
any shia here?
I DOUBT YOU EVEN A BENDER
>>77758371
everything to do with islam needs to be banned from this county immediately
it's a barbaric medieval religion that has no place in modern day western society
>>77758440
and another (You)
thank you yank
>>77758461
s-shut up
>>77758459
rank. how do women and queers enjoy that?
>>77758461
>>77758470
KUFFAR
Apologising on behalf of autismo yank
He does NOT represent our community, he's a radical, he's an extremist, he's not one of us.
>>77758459
you've got such a bad taste in gay porn it's unreal
>>77758461
fuck off kuffar
>>77758500
is he kuffar?
in the mood for some proper shite movie
dont know why
any recs?
>>77757242
>>77757334
This thread got off to a flyer but quickly descended into filth
This thread sucks
I'm going to spee
if you've got brown skin you're not welcome here
>>77758468
i'll give you a thousand, but my point is already made: no one cares if you call another a closet homosexual, we'll keep attacking your disgusting way of life regardless of how many people you "convert" to your way of life
>>77758390
can't comprehend that, mine looks small enough
>>77758530
Evil Dead 2
>>77758461
innit
>>77758530
white house down
if God's character is accurately depicted as it is in the bible and the koran then i dont want anything to do with him. even if he does exists. i am already morally superior to him. i already care more about people than he does. i've never sanctioned slavery. i've never sanctioned genocide. i've never sanctioned human sacrifice. i've never sanctioned infinite punishment for finite crimes. God has though. so fuck him.
>crowded
>filled with brown pricks
>not much worthwhile
>no cute girls
/brit/ truly is a microcosm
>>77758519
him and abu haleema are absolute memers.
>>77758530
Dunkirk
>>77758461
ye man
>>77758555
it's barely bigger than my middle finger
>>77758554
don't care
you're being a nitwit
>>77758554
>we
'fraid to say but it looks like your numbers are dwindling, my peabrained friend
had slight blue balls the last few days even though I've had several wanks, is mildly annoying for a hour or so a day
any doctors in?
just put on werk thyme
>>77758569
not even going to give you your hat
nazi supermen are our superiors
>>77758630
thats right, keep worshipping your tyrant. dont ask questions. good goy.
>>77758596
but are you a virgin?
>>77758539
i am whiter than 90% of people here
>>77758576
biggest memer of them all was abu hudayfa
fucking madman genuinely went and joined isis, the bloody bouncy castle salesman londoner
see there's a leftypol raid going on at the minute
>>77758530
Birdemic
The Room
Deadpool
>>77758530
big trouble in little china town.
alternatively a really good movie but of a shit-movie ilk would be 'repo men (1984)
>>77758665
im far, far whiter than you
fuck off
I'm an actual bender and not one image this autistic psychopath has posted has even made my willy tingle. Your taste is fucking SHIT mate sort it out. Just fuck off.
Bet the Conductor would protect /cum/ from rampant gay posting
>>77758665
you mean abu rumaysah?
always weirded me out because he comes from a hindu family and i thought 'jeets hated muzzies.
>>77758605
>my peabrained friend
no, that is the defining factor in homosexuals given their proclivities toward disease. a lack of anything between the ears. how smart is it to fuck a whole unprotected that carries all toxins and bacteria out of the body? yeah, sorry, another negative trait of diseased fag
also not that smart to end your race by not having children, but I suppose if you want to get rid of people you make homosexuality "normal" for a few generations and the problem solves itself
>>77758688
its bad lighting
>>77758665
state of that wrist, could break it in half with a sneeze
hmmm
>>77758696
*gay bashes you*
this is very bad gay porn
dont enjoy it at all
t. bender
>>77758720
I think we both know that's not true mate.
>>77758728
umm jannie?? (what is this from?)
>>77758712
>how smart is it to fuck a whole unprotected that carries all toxins and bacteria out of the body?
I'm fairly certain most gays use condoms
>>77758710
oh yeah that was him
hmmm who was abu hudayfa then
maybe some other bloke
but yeh also his real name was super pajeet and not islamic at all, he converted to islam when he was 19 i think
>>77758720
>tfw wristlet
>>77758745
:)
always find it amazing how people cant just ignore posts they dont like. this site even has a fucking hide post function.
why sperg out and give him exactly what he wants?
fucking hell you're stupid. legitimately.
>>77758715
how much do you want to bet that im not whiter than you?
just gonna filter all image.jpg filenames while janny finishes his coffee, no rush lad
>>77758665
try doing some exercise once in a while runt
>>77758773
because gays are mentally ill and they need serious physiological help
>>77758771
>his real name was super pajeet
his name was siddhartha dhar (thanks google) remember it because siddhartha is also the name of buddha.
>>77758773
hiding this post
>>77758801
>implying janny hasn't got tweezers out right now
>>77758765
>I'm fairly certain most gays use condoms
lol what? Nigger they are THE disease vector for HIV/AIDS they are completely brain dead and live for the thrill of decadent sexual escapades, there is nothing else to live for because they've alienated their families, they have no children, no future, and usually don't care about their own kind
we can pity them but we won't put up with them
now he's gonna change his image names or post from a pc
>>77758789
post skin
otherwise fuck off, paki
>>77758803
have you know i did 10 pushups exactly 11 minutes ago and plan to do 10 more in 9 minutes
>>77758813
yes that was it
should have become one of those radical hindus or buddhists instead
>>77758773
*repeatedly shoves cock in your face*
>you can just ignore it!
>>77758773
you have to look at a post before you hide it you munter
I CAN'T BELIEVE I GAVE AN EXTRA BIG TIP FOR HIS CHRISTMAS BONUS AND THIS IS HOW HE REPAYS US?
>>77758860
pushups are a waste of time if you're a skinny runtoid
get eating and get lifting, you'll thank me next year
>>77758728
More brains in a pork pie
>>77758991
I'm in the thread stop spamming