Culture Pals /cp/ gen34 SUMMER

1st for interpals is dead

>>77754813


It will. It was his low this time last year, and jumped from 3,000-10,000 over the fall.

Think about it. All the QTs are traveling right now. They use this website during the fall to prepare for holiday trips, and during he spring to prepare for summer trips. It's a seasonal website

>>77754956
good point la, let's check the numbers in September/October

Guys give me some advice on how tp talk to koreans

>>77744284
I need to know if she's from Sao Paulo
I'm talking to a Brazilian chick and she sends me the exact same messages when we sext

>>77755118
dont, that would make you part of the cancer

>>77755118

tell them how much you hate Kim Jong Un

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where will you go after ip dies of death?

>>77755308
hope someone makes an alternative

why did russian have to be such a difficult language wtf lads

why is everyone saying IP is dead/dying?
is it really?

>>77756159
last time I was on Interpals (a year ago) it was very buggy and constantly crashed
So I assume it just isn't fixed and people are leaving
I'm just lurking for nostalgia's sake (and I'm too chickenshit to make another profile) and to read cuck stories

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>>77755118
>>77755146
>>77755252

Drink this

qt just told me her ex had a bigger cock than me

how should I respond to this

>>77756365
ask for proofs

>>77756365
dump her
she'll always think of her ex when you're with her
unless you have a cuckold fetish

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>qt wants to Skype
First time this has happened what do I need to know

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>>77756771
$10 says it's some guy in drag

>>77756771
you need to talk to her my friend.

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>>77756771
just beeeee yourself

>>77756771
Gently tease her and flirt. Don't drop your spaghetti. Offer to watch youtube videos together if you do, or just pretend to have mic trouble so you can just type.

>>77757215
>watch YouTube together
Got any suggestions on what to watch?

>>77757592
Funny shit, go through your liked videos or whatever.

If you're terminally unoriginal there's always longass meme video playlists

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7XlqX4npddfrdpMCxBnNZXg2GFll7t5y

>>77756771

Be yourself

For real tho. Also, being up a subject or joke from past conversations. It'll relax you

>>77753015

>there are still people who think aidsy was real

>>77757592
cringe compilations

>Tfw no Russian gf

>>77757592
You can also watch movies and shows together eventually too.

>>77756259
who r u

>>77759253
>She was my slave for a while, but she was a lot more disturbed than I initially thought.
elaborate

>>77759064

lewd

>>77759503

What city was she from?

>>77759594
got full body nudes?

>>77759594
>Her sexual interests involved: slashing her body, licking the blood and spitting it on her face amongst others.
hot

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>tfw no mentally ill self harming italian gf

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>>77759770
>not to ever contact her again. This type of QT ruins lives to get her much needed attention
>I might try and fuck her in the future though..

>>77759664

Do Italians have literally nothing better to do with their lives other than sex?

>>77760122
is there anything better than sex at all?

>>77760204
video games
edging for hours and finally masturbating to lesbian ass licking porn
shitposting
removing kebab

>>77760248
>edging for hours and finally masturbating to lesbian ass licking porn
i rest my case.

>>77760204

Yeah

>traveling
>camping
>sitting on a cliff looking at the mountains
>sitting on a warm beach just looking at the sea
>flying
>eating delicious food
>watching a Dunkirk in an IMAX theater
>playing Squad on steam on a Friday night
>grilling food with friends and just hanging out around a firepit and drinking
>swimming in the pool

>>77760429
>>watching a Dunkirk in an IMAX theater
I see what you did there.

>>77760868
what up with dunkirk? people are talking about it constantly lately. i didnt watch the movie though soo...

>>77761039
Not sure, but some burger anon (probably this one) posted about how he was in an IMAX cinema watching it with just one other rando in the room.

>>77760429
>>sitting on a warm beach just looking at the sea
I miss doing this everyday back home so much. I used to just sit there and watch the sea and the planes land at the airport or see some navy ships come into harbor.

Oh well, I had fun with this website, chatted with some qts, but it's getting boring, or should I see purposeless, I'll better try my luck with rl girls

>>77761237
where are you originally from? i really like sea side as well, some cool wind hits on your face and just cools you off, causing you to doze off.

It's weird how when I try to be nice to girls they are rude and disrespect me

can this site cure my autism? i tried it last summer and got some messages from girls but i was too scared to reply

>>77761404
>I'll better try my luck with rl girls
it's what we all should do but it's much easier to hide autism online than it is in real life.
In real life girls can smell autistic betas like us from a mile away

>>77761569
Hawaii. Oh I know what you mean, I lived right down the street from the beach and would leave my windows open on nights where the wind was strong.

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*whips out dick*

>>77761999
you're a good looking guy but need to take better pics, the lighting in that picture is shitty

>>77761039

It's awesome

>>77761237

That's why I'm excited to move to Florida. I'll be at a beach town so I plan to do that a lot

>>77762149
Nice, I loved living in Florida and would definitely enjoy living there again in the future. Go to the Keys while you're there, it's the best part of the state.

>>77762217
I think the most recent one is scripting, I just got viewed by him too.

Is it worth learning an Asian language? I want Asian qts but most of them are so shitty at English

>>77762583
Learn Chinese

>>77762583
No, it's not.

>>77762330

I will very likely fly myself down to the keys Tbh

>>77762646
kinda torn between Chinese and Korean, fuck Japanese those girls are all stacies and weebs annoy me
>>77762649
How can I talk to Asians then? the language barrier is killing me

>>77762760
why are you obsessed with asians? isnt european qts enough?

>>77762712
That should be nice seeing it from above but it's something else to drive the whole way especially over that long bridge and stopping on the little islands.

>>77762760
Do you seriously think you'd be capable of learning one of their languages to a standard where you can talk to people?

>>77762802
I like European girls but taking a break from them, they are difficult to please

I like Asian girls a lot because they're more submissive and willing to please a guy

>>77762853
I'm pretty good at French and Italian so sure

>>77759503
and you guys wonder why I say italian girls are shit-tier lmao

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>>77762877
>when you're so beta that you have to date outside of your race to find a girl that will submit to you

>>77762956
Don't go telling people they are beta when you can't even land nudes without using a fake korean profile. At least the guy is beeing himself

you have to use a low test asian boy to get what you want. kek

>>77763015
I already have a QT after dropping my other one about 2 weeks ago.
I pretty much only go for underage girls cuz I'm 18, so it's not like I'm gonna get nudes from them (only lewds).

Now stop appropriating our technology, Tyrone.

>>77762927
Grand, a few years of solid learning and you'll be well on your way to picking up boring Asian girls.

>>77762939
nah they're great, best girls in western europe, they're just a bit fucked up in the head

>>77763078
>not being able to get nudes from girls
thats pretty beta alright.

>>77763136
>best girls in western europe
well, it's a tough fight for worst in western europe. Still, being better than other shit does not make you not shit

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>>77763078
Keep making excuses, in the end you have to use a korean boy to get nudes from girls. All the while you lash out at others for your own failings.

Don't go calling others nonwhite either

>>77763209
they're better than a lot of Eastern Euros as well actually, I'd take an Italian qt over a Polish qt anyday

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>>77763166
>the Turk keeps trying to phish me for underage nudes

>>77763242
????

can someone give me link to join the discord?

>>77763494
https://www.interpals.net/Houssem237

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>>77759064
>>77759205
>>77759594
WHY AREN'T ANY OF YOU OTHER FAGS AS BASED AS THIS /UDDER PAL/?!?!?!?!

>>77763294
>not wanting crisp underage nudes
16 is old enough.

>>77764365
I had nudes from 7 Italian girls... sadly the hardrive where I keep my nudes died and I lost all of them

>>77764419
It isn't, it's illegal in every country I know of.
Age of consent =/= age that their nudies are no longer considered cp

>>77760248
>edging for hours and finally masturbating to lesbian ass licking porn
My nigga

>>77764830
its not illegal if no one knows about it anon.

12 views per day, is this ok for a new cunt with nothing in the bio?

>>77764870
Then why do u keep asking me about it, FBI?

>>77764884
not bad

>>77764445
What's the point of this? Getting nudes? Fucking waste of time, how about real life nudes, or is that too hard?

>>77762956
Bruv I'm gonna pound my Chinese qt till she ends up in a wheelchair and I'll raise my half Asian son to make Eliot Rodger look like a fucking joke.

>>77764989
I have met a couple of girls irl, it's just most of them aren't worth the time and money needed to travel

>>77765038
>Serbia
>turk nudes
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>77765038
>Serbia
>nudes from t*rk girl
That's one way of removing kebab, I guess

>>77765144
>>77765084
>redhead
I mean, this is a turk even I would fuck!!!

>>77765038
Impale kebab ;^)

>>77765038
tasty

>>77765192
99.99% dyed hair

>>77765391
shhhh, a serb can dream.
also, perky af tits

>>77765038
Turkish girls have fantastic bodies, the nudes I get from them always have great tits and asses

>>77765052
No, I mean fuck interpals and meet girls in real life

>>77765477
ehh I have zero attraction to British girls now, after being with foreign women I can't go back the difference in quality is astounding

>>77765477
fook this jealous Germ
>>77765448
>>77765541
Tell me Mr. Britbong, how do you do it, teach me your ways, I also want some qtpie noodz

>>77765667
Go for girls that have low self-esteem and are lonely, they always send nudes for approval

Act like a confident, high value guy. It doesn't matter if it's true or not if you act the part girls will treat you like chad

Just because a girl says no, it doesn't mean she won't send nudes in the future... let it go and ask again in a couple of days. Maybe send some semi-nude pics of yourself to encourage her, if she feels horny and wants your approval she will send

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>>77765477

>>77765038
Have you gotten lewds from that Borderland titcow yet senpai?

aww he deleted tits of the turkish gal, what happened serb? you felt ashamed you shared it with us?

>>77766829
Probably DING DONG BANNU

>>77766908
desu, we should move to /bant/ just so we can share nudes

>>77767542
That's not a bad idea

>>77767542
>>77767622
I agree, that sounds like a good idea ;^)

Should i block my russian stalker or let her tire herself out?

>>77766829
>>77766908

This
Got banned for 3 days by a fucking retarded janitor


>>77768051
faggot

>>77768041
did you get nudes?

>>77768724
no I never answered her. and she messages me angry everyday and visits my profile at least twice a day.
I guess the noble thing to do is get nudes for thread.

>>77768117
was she underage or something?

>>77769050
/int/ is technically a work safe board.

>>77769050
goddamit man, all you think of is underage girls

no she wasn't.

>>77769096
ahh i see

>>77769167
i just couldnt understand why you would be banned but as the american said apparently it was because this is a work safe board.

>>77769014
What's her profile? I will take her if you don't want her

Just because I heard I was mentioned recently..

I never said I was attractive, nor claimed to be cool. Actually if anyone even bothered to know anything about me, or watched anything, I say multiple times that im not cool, and one of the reasons I even force myself to work out etc is because Im supposed to die.

However if you want to say im ugly, well I mean I do have a job as a model I guess and I have girls come up to me in the street and ask to suck me off so by all means go ahead and show yourself if you are that cool.
Anyway I still sign onto interpals randomly because I still see fakes of me popping up. But for the most part I dont answer messages or message other people. Very very rarely. And often I kinda do as experiments when im bored to prove how much of a dating site it is. Ill message some girls and only try to have friendly conversations and be nice, other girls ill be slightly flirty. And its fucking scary how unfriendly people are when you are nice to them. The ratio is just insane. Like people saying you are creepy for being nice trying to have a conversation. But man, flirt just a little bit, and super easy.

Kinda goes to show you the sorta world we live in today. Just more proof that being nice, when you dont want anything out of it. Is seen as bizarre...


Actually on that note as well ive been on the site for almost 3 years now, and I can tell you every girl that I met in real life from it, did not want to be just freinds and would be only be friends if we had sex. No joke. Its fucking creepy to be honest. But in a way im use to it.

/lamortdesfleurs
anyone ever talked to this girl?

>>77769683

Post profile

>>77769336
https://www.interpals.net/KotonikaK

>>77766829
This is a blueboard. Janitors probably took down the posts and mods probably banned him.

>>77767542
Might as well.

>>77769050

Can't ban Serbs

God looks after us.

>>77769683
What is this about

>>77770243
I dont check this often but i heard/saw you guys talking about me again so very late to respond

>>77770146
WHERE WAS YOUR GOD DURING YUGOSLAVIA WAR?!?!?!?!?!

>>77770299

Man, everybody has to visit the bathroom once in a while.

interpals just seems to be a rush to get nudes

How is it a different from okc, tinder or other

>>77770549
It isn't.

>>77770512
i like you serb.

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>/int/ Colombianposter meme'd me into believing that Colombian girls are qt and white
>all of the Colombians on here are ugly and brown

That username is perfect for her

https://www.interpals.net/eatandtravel

>Slavic girl living in the UAE
Hm, I wonder what she does for a living...

>>77770771
top fucking kek

you just know they're whores of some kind, even when I see a Polish girl in Germany or Britain I assume she is at least a camwhore

>>77770771
Look on the bright side lad.

Easy nudes, great body.

>>77770640
Thanks senpai

>>77770591
do you think girls would be nice to a guy and put up with his shy, beta, insecure autistic personality if he was good looking enough?

>>77770889
Not unless they really like you and if they like you they will want dick or something else.

>>77770805
Most of the Poles I see living in Germany and other Western European countries are usually kind of chubby/ugly. The ones that live in the oil sheikhdoms are always pretty hot, so you know what their purpose for being there is kek.
It's actually kind of sad that poverty forces them into that but oh well

>>77770889
yes actually, I've been catfishing for a while

girls seem to like it when you subvert their expectations so if muscular chad messages them and is really sweet and polite it surprises them and they fall in love with you

if you look like a nice beta boy but then are really aggressive it also surprises girls and they like it

it's really strange desu

>>77770889
there are lots of preferences all around world. i am pretty sure there are girls that like such guys.

>>77770947
I think if all else fails I will become a porn star.

Im going to work for a bit after university and save up my money and then start up my own porn studio.

with the money I have saved I can pay porn stars to have orgys with me. I will able to make a few movies. Im not sure about the going rate but lets say I have sex with 6 9/10s in one video that may cost quite a bit. (10k per girl maybe) I will upload short snippets for free and hopefully make some money from advertimsent,

then i will charge for the full movie. Ive seen certain fetish movies being sold for like $50 for a 2-4 hour movie, so I will have to make sure its unique and then people will buy it.

After the money I have saved up from working for 5 years and the income from my career as a pornstar and distributor I will be able to carry this career on for a good few years until im broke because I will keep making pornstars fly from around the world to fuck me, and take part in my sick fetishes.

I should be able to have group sex with model looking women etc.

I cant do this with prostitutes, 1) don't want to get arrested, 2) most prostitutes are ugly. 3) wont make any money from it.

>>77772061
thanks for the laugh

>>77772061
lol you cant be serious

>>77770280
Hey Clayton, how have you been? Long time no see.

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>>77772061
thats a plan. godspeed my friend.

>>77772061
this might be the most autistic post i've seen in a while here

>>77772302
Had a pretty bad period of health for about a month or so that sucked, but I guess it is what it is. Ive been kinda socially, physically drained a lot lately from everything. Havent had a lot of will to do anything. Kinda just want to be a nerd and play video games, so im hoping that sonic mania is good, and maybe is marvel vs capcom infinite and the dbz game are good Ill try to do some combo videos for those to make some money off youtube again. Other than that not much.

What about you?

>>77772061
Lmao never change /cp/
>>77772322
I guess you haven't seen the posts by that British guy wanting plastic surgery in order to get qts.

>>77772581
both are the same brit

>>77772637
Wouldn't surprise me but there are and has been a lot of autistic British poster here.

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Holy shit why do so many fucking black women message me? I'd say at least half of my messages are from nigs, it's insane. Sometimes I'll see that I have a message and get excited only to see that it's from lashawna and I become disappointed.

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>>77772702
giv black gf

>>77772702
>not wanting a nigress
low test

not a big fan of this racism towards brits on /cp/

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>>77772980
I like them a little.

>>77772980
No hate here bud. British posters bring the best stories to the thread.

>>77772544
That sucks man. I hope you feel better, mentally and physically.

I got a gf for a while, which was fun while it lasted, but she tried cheating on me so I broke it off. That's all that's really been new with me.

>>77772820
>>77772847
I'm not gonna act like there aren't hot nigress out there but they are few and far between and none of the ones messaging me are hot

The only non white girls you should race mix with are South Euro girls

>>77772702
Do you have blue or green eyes?

>>77772702
black girls don't seem to like me luckily, guess I am too nerdy for them or something

>>77773088
wait what real life GF? Or girl from interpals? How long were you together?

>>77773202
No, brown hair brown eyes

>>77773465
Real life. Only like 3 months. It was really a summer fling honestly. I don't regret it because she was really, really hot and boosted my confidence but I want nothing to do with her anymore.

>>77773841
hey well thats a positive thing then eh? At least you got something out of it and it wasnt a total negative experience, now onto better things! Sorry to hear about the cheating though.

>>77772702

BLACKED

>16 views for the week
just

Can a Britanon explain to me why this British girl just gave me an 11 digit long phone number? It was also formatted like 00000 000000. Is this just the way numbers are formated in the UK? In the US it's only 10 numbers

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>tfw all the girls who are desperate enough to look for friends online are usually boring as fuck so you just look for cool dudes to talk to

>>77774355
Also I need to put the +44 code in front right?

>>77774019
It's fine. I should have known, honestly, but it is what it is. What about you man? Get a gf?

Horny

Depressed

>>77774666
Why?

>>77774687
sites dead, no views, ghosted by almost everyone, skype girl hasnt responded in a few days

I have finally finished my first cuckold erotica.

It took me a while to write. But I hope to start making books. I can sell these books on amazon and use this money to pay for plastic surgery.

Please review my first cuckold erotica

https://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=4856244&p=72978100#post72978100

>>77774938
good way to keep the threads alive

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>>77774938

What are you listening to right now /cp/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo&ab_channel=bonnietylerVEVO

>>77774406

Yes that's the country code. She will have to do the same thing for you with +1

>>77774938

Kek 8/10

>>77775260

Shit I don't know why, but that reminds me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy-QmgdUVTI

>"Omg I love this position"
>"It's like being raped"

What the fuck, I'm out.

>>77775479
If I text her first though she won't have to do anything right?

>>77775895

Share more pls

>>77775902

On WhatsApp? Correct, she'll just have to click "add to contacts" when your message pops up

>>77756256
>read cuck stories
you came to the right place mothafucka

>>77774457
well ive said it many times before but one of girls if not guys to main fantasy's is cheating. Anything that involves you having a secret with someone else, a spontaneous movie moment, something that you shouldn't be doing, or that is out of the ordinary people tend to love to do.

Which I guess kinda leads me to, nah no real GF. I dont think people actually love each other. Everyone is just a convenience for a moment in time generally speaking. And I dont want to say I love you to someone just to do something with them. So I kinda go just with the flow, and whatever happens happens.. Problem is im pretty picky, and with health etc.. I think theres that idea of when you don't care, its easy to do whatever you want, fuck easily etc, but when I have moods of not caring..I really don't care at all, so im ambivalent to everything.

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/Spivey

Message me and we can talk about guns and Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay.

>>77776144
thanks anon, I messaged her and pretty sure it went through, she's asleep right now though so now I've got to anxiously wait until she wakes up to see if it worked

>>77778375

As long as WhatsApp actually allowed you to send her a message, then it worked

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>tf when a girl says NYC is the best city in the world

How do I break it to her lads?

>>77778742
It depends, where is she from? Has she been there in real life?

>>77778860

She lives there. I wonder what she likes about it.

>>77778908

Is she American or foreigner studying there?

NYC is a pretty cool city. I personally wouldn't ever want to live there, but visiting is fun. However, I have heard for a single person, if you go out a lot it's great

>>77778908
Then you are done my friend. Abandon her.
The number one favourite past time of New Yorkers, is talking about NY, and how it is the centre of the world. You cant change that, it is in their genes.

>>77778995

Foreigner

>>77778996

She's a yuro who moved there tho.

I assumed she is a sjw if she loves it that much.

>>77779019
>I assumed she is a sjw if she loves it that much.
I think that is a fair assumption.

>>77779019

Well that explains it. She's in a massive city with huge skyscrapers and TV screens with flashy lights everywhere. It's a totally new experience for her

>>77775260
https://youtu.be/Ve-rxwKuqtI

>>77775260

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAx3FnVAOWA

Stumbled on that shit on /pol/ it's actually pretty good

inb4

>/pol/

>>77778161
I disagree, I think there are cases where there is real love. But I thin it's very rare, and I've become a bit pessimistic about it.

>Talk to cute American girl from fucking Idaho
>"I'm going camping with my church group"
>Think I landed a pure cute American christian girl
>"I'm not Christian though, I'm muslim"

WHAT THE FUCK

DEFEND THIS AMERICA?

>>77775260

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DivvcAD1-60

>>77775260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTC7KyPMdEQ

>>77779308

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77779406

She's a convert too :')

>>77779308
>muslim girl being able to go out and do fun activities

bet she is one of those SJW "muslims"

>>77779457
>Update

I dunno man. But she said "Well I don't know much about Islam but.."

Almost makes me want to go full leftists and say "I CAN'T"

https://www.instagram.com/yellowkitty11/

Need weightlifter gf lads, holy fuck I didn't know I was into that shit.

>>77779419
>>77779683
>church group
>convert
Dump her, she's some sjw that's larping

>>77779831

I did, and now I am laughing about it with my Syrian qt.

>>77779721
nice legs but thats about it, got babby arms Tbh

who got >>77777777

I hate you all

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>when a qt takes over a month to reply to you

>>77782137
Why?

>>77774355
11 is the standard number length, plus the +44 at the beginning (which takes the place of the 0 at the start of the number)

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>>77778239
nice eyes

>>77782215
i've been talking to a girl once every 2 weeks now for about 4 months now. she'll just randomly reply

>24 year old czech girl first messages me
odds that she's already done porn?

cant quite tell if this biting conversation is a euphemism for sucking dicks, she says she's bit her fair share of people before

>>77782215
she has to talk to 100 other dudes too, give her a break!

>>77757740
underrated

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>ywn be a senior in high school again

>>77789788

Why did you fail

>>77789831
What do you mean?

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Wtf am I supposed to answer to that ?

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>>77790177
FUUUUUUUCK

>>77790271
>>77790177
Cecilia?

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>>77790271
>tfw have an autistic Chinese virgin qt

>>77790296
No ?

>>77790337
I guess my emoji-analysis didn't work.

>>77789879

Oh I thought you said you "yfw" you're a senior in high school again, as if you failed 12th grade

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>mfw she's asking for chest pics

>>77791190

Send them! and ask for butt pictures

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>tfw scored my first nude
Too bad she blurred it

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some girls on this site are horny as fuck
>make joke about eating her
>she instantly starts trying to sext with me
wew, it was a fucking innocent joke

>>77791333

Hahaha you meant "eat her" as in eating like food, and she made it sexual?

>>77791395
Fucking vore fags

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>>77791327
I have no idea what I'm doing

>>77791426

Post chink butt

>>77791395
she's made it extremely sexual
>>77791426
no, what the fuck m8. that would be cannibalism

>>77791539

What country?

>>77791473
Nah she's too shy
Taking it slow

>>77791574
Norway

>>77791605

Why is she sending you blurred noodies?

>>77791691

I really thought you were going to say Italy, desu

Good afternoon lads.

Any idea what I could make for dinner this evening?

>>77791747
Cuz shy
I didn't think she would send a topless one, I was expecting a bra

>>77791864
bacon and sausage

>>77760204
Lots of things Mehmet

Sex honestly just becomes a pain in the ass eventually. It's a lot of effort for something you can just do with yourself for 10 minutes

>>77791864

Bratwurst

>>77791905

Get chink butt

>>77792009

This

>>77791791
nah, your italian qt is safe. too early to start sexting with this girl Tbh

girl just messages me this
>I looked at your pics and really, there is something dangerous in your eyes
how should I response? she is obviously wet for me so I wanna exploit it

>>77792210

Oh I don't have a specific QT right now. But I just wouldn't have been surprised if she wasn't Italian. They make everything sexual. An Italian was asking me about the pilot thing and out of no where she says "pilot uniforms are sexy :P"

>>77792314
":^)"

>>77792314

Sometimes dangerous risks are worth it.

Try something along those lines. Maybe reword it

>>77792353

*if she was

>>77792314

Say you are a high risk high reward case.

serious question: are these girls actually that horny or do they just pretend to exploit horny beta orbiters online?

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>tfw didn't even use a script
Where are my fellow Chads at?

>>77793380

both

>>77793450

Inb4 anons post 100+ views

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If I reply back to order her to open her mouth and eat my gentlemen s sausage, am I coming too strong?

>>77794076

Maybe just a little

>>77794170
My black penis needs the love

>>77794255
just join blacked or something

>>77794255

www.blackpeoplemeet.com

>>77789788
At least you wasted it being a sperg on intercuck, do it won't be that bad that you never will be a senior again

Would /cp/ date + marry someone rich with influential connections but is slightly autistic and prone to outbursts?

Serious answers please.

>>77795410
>prone to outbursts
Fix this (go read about stoicism or some shit) and girls will have no problem dating you.

>>77795410
Sure

>>77795410
depends on the outbursts, explain

>>77795410
If they're somewhat cute, defo.

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>>77795624
Considering he didn't mention it, probably not ://

>>77795473
It was hypothetical but I meant the other person.

>>77795607
Has to call or message you every 1-2 hours and gets annoyed/sad that you don't love them enough.

Would the situation change if it wasn't a girl but a guy and you were the girl?

>>77795788
I personally wouldnt last in such a relationship, it doesnt take much of behavior such as that to push me away. Regardless of gender

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>>77795788
So you're dating someone like that?
Sounds like it would be hellish after a while, tbqfh with ya.

https://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=4856244

a few people responded to my cuckold erotica but I think they think its fake.

How do I make it more believable.

I want to start writing bbc cuckold erotica books on amazon and using the money to pay for plastic surgery.

>>77796401
Go out a get cucked yourself and then write from experience

>>77796473
the only girl I have spoken to in the past month told me how they were going to move my maxilla forward by 7mm in my facial reconstruction surgery.

>>77796401
A surgeon can't remove your Asperger's and that must be a bigger problem than your appearance.

>>77796529
irrelevant. go on craigslist RIGHT NOW and find a couple that'll tease you and let you watch them fuck, then write about it

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>>77796401
I'll just leave this here.

Also, my new QT is miles better than my ruskie ex, tbqfh.

>qt has 2 tattoos

Fucking ruined.

>>77796401
jesus the comments

typical of a roastie as well

>Your experience was wrong on so many levels. Firstly, though, it's not your place to tell her boyfriend. No matter how much she may deserve to be outed!

>>77796824
well at the end of the day when I have my maxilia forwarded by 7mm and moved left 2mm, have had a orbital rim implant, and rhinoplasty ran Andarine and Cardarine for a year and injected melanotan 2 and you are still sat on 4chan and messaging girls from a different country, whos the real cuck?

Im going to the gym now. I will think about you twink boy.

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>>77797790
>mfw when I just got home from training for one and a half hours in a military base to prepare for physicals

>>77797885
werent the physicals for the portuguese army laughably easy?

>>77797885
i 5 rep ohp more than you can squat little faggot.

>>77797919
Yes, yes they are, but the physicals I'm gonna take are a bit harder cuz I'm not joining as a regular soldier.

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>>77797951
>when he just starts making shit up cuz his banter is shite

>>77797951
what are your ohp/bench/squat/deads?
>>77797953
alright, what do you have to beat then?

>>77797992
I don't want to spell it out cuz then it would be rather easy to tell what path I'm following, but it's also pretty easy.
I'm skelly af and don't have much trouble.

I've heard that the shit they make you do when you're already in is way worse tho ://

>>77797992
Not going to post it, because its my signature for a bodybuidling forum and I don't want to get doxed etc.

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You look beautiful :)

>>77797992
Not going to post it since some guy at the gym might recognize me when I max

>>77798676
why is it whenever i post here you guys all try to bring me down and tell me to kill my self. I dont want to get my other accounts doxxed because I like speaking to people I can consider friends without being builled.

if you tried to troll me irl I would bang you out - one punch.

/memesmasher
would you gentlemen smash

>>77798881
Really? Post biceps with time stamp, then.

>>77799127
phones broke

>>77798972
>the attempt on my life has left me scarred, and deformed

>>77796401
what the fuck did i just read. what is wrong with you pathetic human being

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>>77799234
I don't even have a phone.
Go borrow your mom's phone or some shit or your shitposting privileges will be revoked ;^)

>>77799452
>posting underarm again

kek, must be sad to want to be white so badly

>>77772702
post your brofile, curious to know what black girls like

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>>77798972
>Russian
>Latvian vodka
What kind of cuckfuckery is this?

>>77798881
Come at me memeboy

>>77799452
i havent been visiting here much lately and you're still going with the arm thing
wew

>>77795410
stopped reading at rich, the answer is yes

I am horny

>>77800571
are you chums with the dungeon keeper

TFW the idiots on that cursed site instantly think i want a greencard to get into their gay country

>>77800571
Stop it

New ded thread >>77803508

New ded thread >>77803508

New ded thread >>77803508

New ded thread >>77803508