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Ringo

>>77753769
100 minutes of anxiety: the film

maisie

>>77753769
Im surprised you guys liked dunkirk, it portrayed the Brits as cowards/traitors who were willing to let the French army die while they were the ones holding the barricades and ended which Churchill fellating the Americans

soy for dinner

jealous rorkes of cute gay lad who goes to oxford

haul away and you'll hear me sing
we're bound for south australia

>given 4 years of time, £20-30,000 of living expenses to master a subject
>not get a first class degree

honestly don't know how it's even possible really, how fucking stupid can you be

>>77753745
no it's cliche and creepy. don't be a fence sitter.

man just approach her ffs lol

>>77753754
t. sourgrapes Durham grad

pulled a girl at the club last night

its so fucking easy but i only found out how to do it 4 months ago
wish i'd have known before, would have got so many girls

xx

>>77753650
>shy about revealing his college
bet you go to a shite college like lady margaret hall

can't talk myself, went to hughes hall cambridge

>>77753760
yeah but i get to faff about an extra year so checkmate

>>77753824
oxford isnt a bullshit university that gives out firsts to every runt who shows up, unlike most universities in this country

>>77753844
did you neg her?

Stirred up a right shitstorm with my breastfeeding false flag haha

>>77753769
cant wait for the brrip to come out

Didn't go to uni or do A levels

read the book of pook and just started approaching random women in london.

got a few numbers but none of them actually wanted to follow through and go on dates with me haha.

not bad for a lad who'd never even spoken to a girl before though..

https://desuarchive.org/int/search/filename/2017-05-23%2000.44.48.jpg/

love the patrician oxford bender

post your cock x

(in the /bant/ thread so you don't get banned)

Flabbergasted at some of the anti-Venezuelan propaganda today.

They are saying an opposition candidate has been killed when he was clearly a Chavista. The opposition did not put forward any candidates.

Reckon i'd annihilate lisicki in a fight to the death

lisicki what advice can you give to a 5'6 ugly guy

Q. Do you cater for the disabled?
A. Yes I do, although I can't always guarantee easy access or a suitable environment. Any such concerns should be discussed prior to booking.

Q. Do you offer cum in mouth? (CIM)
A. Yes I do.

Q. Do you swallow?
A. Yes I do. At my discretion.

Q. Do you offer Anal?
A. Yes I do, but this is extra.

Q. Can I come more than once during a booking?
A. Yes, as many times as you like during the booking. You're paying for my time.

Q. Do you ever cum during a booking?
A. Of course I do. I try to enjoy every meet and I usually cum at least twice per day.
so if you're up for the challenge then please...be my guest ;)

remember oxford lad to drink port and walk backwards when the clocks go back in autumn between 2-3 at night

So a few weeks ago a girl approached me on a night out when I was outside having a cigarette, and seemed pretty interested, asking me quite a few questions about me and what my name was. Of course I didn't get her number though.

Fast forward a few weeks later and I see her walking about in the area that I work in (I'm certain it's her). She hasn't seen me though, I don't think, but would it be worth approaching her? She's so pretty, but I'm worried that she won't even remember me.

>>77753886
what a sad twat. he's in for a shock when he graduates and realizes he has a degree in physics, which barely hires outside of academia

>>77753802
Fetus is synonymous with baby. A fetus can survive outside the womb at 24 weeks. It would be murder for you to stabbed it outside the womb during that time, but "termination" if that same fetus was inside the womb. Pro-choice people are monsters who advocate for fetus murder.

>>77753824
the scottish government lets all its kids stay on an extra year when the english ones have graduated . literally why it's a debt ridden shithole

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The Swedish protogf hasn't been on WhatsApp all day

Got a big crush on her desu

>>77753824
>dropped out of 2 (two) separate degree courses from 2 separate unis over the span of 6 years

you have no idea of the true depths of runtery

im too stupid to go to a top 20 uni

>>77753883
>>77753902
>>77753876
>>77753941

nobody cares

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>should I approach her?

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wish I wasn't a fedora and could distract myself from my misery by becoming a ghosthunter or some shit

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>>77753845
if i revealed my college AND my subject then that would narrow my identity down to ~3 candidates, as tutorial sizes are usually 2-4 people per tutor for Physics

>>77753937
ok will do x

>>77753970
looks like something from a hitler painting

LOVE full english breakfasts
LOVE pints
LOVE big sloppy curries

LOVE massive hangover curry poos
DON'T MIND gastric problems

It Ain't Rocket Science Lads

>>77753958
>Fetus is synonymous with baby.
just checked the dictionary. it isn't.

>>77753844
>pulled

Take it you mean you kissed her rather than took her home and had sex.

Hint: kissing a girl in a club means fuck all when you're older than 13.

Lids I have a train tickt for a specific train
If i miss that train do I have to pay for another ticket ?

>>77753970

nobody cares

>>77753978
zach post

Need some good new action movies lads

>>77753968
I'm English and I'm doing 4 years in Scotland, most English do
will admit that it's a complete waste if you actually have any idea what you want to study, in fact it should probably just be 2 years

>>77753992
Oriel?

doing a read
https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Constitution_of_Cuba

>>77753992
keble?

>>77753992
Got rejected hence

al pacino is really a good actor ngl

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3644427&Keywords=&KeySearch=0&TargetURL=https%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eadultwork%2Ecom%2FSearch%2Easp%3FRefreshVar%3D30%252F07%252F2017%2B03%253A45%253A59%26HotListSearch%3D1%26CommandID%3D1%26intHotListID%3D0&NavUserIDs=2663819x2535782x4012000x4092681x4143485x4056589x3414692x3832625x3644427x3732798

Might shag this bird. Thoughts?

>>77753990
oh my god I have seen this webm hundreds of times and only now do I understand what is happening thanks to your greentext

he was trying an approach, saw she had headphones at the last minute then played it off that he was running off because of an oncoming car

>>77753992
wadham?

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>5pm already

>>77753992
literally know your name, address and face you mong you reveal way too much here

why do girls always randomly sing

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Merked

>>77754107
It's fun

I dance quite a lot. Not a bender either

>>77754050
>>77754068
haha no
im not so stupid as to put a picture of my college next to a post saying i wont reveal my college

>>77754010
It's synonymous with unborn baby, technically fetus is a medical term of up to 8 weeks and the "fetus" has been known to survive being born premature at that point. The fetus develops it's own brainwaves at week 4 and own blood type at week 6.

>kissing a girl in a club

ah yes, that mouth that has probably had 10 other tongues in it on said night, impressive.

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global trade and interconnectedness and crass industrialisation NEEDS to go away if we want to survive this century

>abolish cars, planes and motor-driven boats
>no more leisure travel
>no more luxury consumption
>local food production and manufacturing, local butchers
>more parts of the populace engage in craftsmanship like tailoring, masonry, woodwork and smithy
>proposed way of organising society: local guild socialism
>keep good parts of modernity like efficient tools, machines, techniques and some digitality
>people live in houses along with three generations of their family

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>>77754102
>attendance at my place of employment is expected upon the first few shrill notes of the song of the morning bird

I hate it lads, surely there is some way out of this hell? ;_;

>>77754089
nice boobies

>>77754102
>been up 12 hours
>all ive done is beg someone not to kill themselves on the internet

>>77754107
reddit creatures

>>77754121
fucking screaming

>>77754091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpFbTlWmJvQ

It's a prank vid

>>77753992
queens
>>77754130
keble doesn't look remotely like what you posted brainlet.

>>77754133
*21 weeks i mean

>>77754130
post your cock

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>>77754147
>been up for 7 hours
>been on /brit/ for 6 hours

>>77754089
she uses the phrase "GFE Experience" she must be a retard. having sex with retards for money is morally objectionable to me. you wouldnt pay a woman with down syndrome for sex would you? no niether would i

>>77753883
Good lad, next thing to do is watch some RSDMax - I recommend The Natural

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wish I could trade places with the patrician oxford bender with godly hair

>got up at 4pm
>been on /brit/ for 1 hour

>>77754182
the pic is of Oriel College's outer facing, looking onto the high street

>>77754184
nah
just in case i do get doxxed, i dont want that knocking about

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I think this is pretty woke. Thoughts???

>got up at 6am
>been on /brit/ for about 2 hours spaced out throughout the day

feels good having a proto normie routine

>>77754157
I can't watch this guys channel, too much second hand embarrassment

Only noon here lol still not wearing pants yet

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>>77754223
>almost 10 years have passed since first year of uni

probably going to be alone my entire life. well, i guess i can always top myself.

I went to oxford centre once and was intimidated by how tall, good looking and intelligent everyone was

shan't be going back there again

>>77754253
this is the sort of post a paki or black london yute would make

depression's kicking in already

going to watch some star trek voyager
that'll sort out the neurons for a bit

>>77754137

good lad. Industrialisation was the worst thing to happen to humanity

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>>77754288
>starting uni for the second time at 24

stroking the cats leg with my foot

>>77754338
he doesn't look too good in this one

>>77754314
had a similar expereince.
everyone is quite tall there. literal uber humans.

also saw a lot of unironic fedoras.

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British architects should be hanged for their crimes

They are worse than all the criminals, murderers and nonces put together

added a new fedora to my collection today lads

got a steal from primark

>>77754338
Why?

Never went to uni

Started work at 16


>>77754314
>When Oxford Health send me threatening letters from the dentist for Oxford health bullies want to section me

spend too much time in my room. thats why i dont have a gf.

that and the shyness, introversion and lack of confidence.

the 5/10 looks dont help either.

hm.

cats are reddit

>think I'm ugly
>girls say I'm attractive

ughh women don't know what they want something something

Watching A View To A Kill

what film should I watch lads?

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>>77754429
this

>>77754459
emoji movie

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camping got pushed to next week with the gf

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>you will never be a legendary urban explorer

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tfw no murderous coke fiend jee-eff

>>77754482
hipster reddit scum

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any /unabletoformmeaningfulhumanconnections/ man in ?

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doing a job application

>>77754403
>Started work at 16
how much have you saved from age 16 to age 22?

>>77754482
>white ppl

>>77754510
how is this not illegal for a job application in the UK?

Wish I had a job where I could dress /fa/

>>77754319
or a deano

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>>77754384
>got depressed and failed my a levels
>two years later got better, redid my a levels
>got into cambridge but fucked up my interview, got pooled to the worst college in the university
>got depressed and dropped out (also my mum died)
>a year later: got into KCL (starting this september)


Should be ok, I already have a place in London so yeah

>>77754463
can't believe there are UNIRONICALLY males that prefer cats over dogs in this very thread

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>>77754510
>mfw the wrong combination of tickboxes will get you denied

>>77754459
dunkirk

>>77754534
they say it's for "equal opportunities" but what that really means is preferential treatment for minorities and women
same as the US

WHAT TIME IS THE GET? 23,000 posts away?

>>77754511
>saving

love pints
love river island gear
love charlie
love limited edition corsas
hate fiscal responsibility

simple as

>>77754543
>mum died
>place in london

sell it and move up north

>>77754558
that's not true 2bh.

they only need the tick boxes to prove they aren't discriminating.

a photon from the big bang has experienced zero elapsed time

>>77754459
Tokyo Drifter

>>77754577
bout 3 fiddy

>>77754307
would you top yourself cause you don't like it yourself or cause of the embarrassment and derision of others?

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bumped my face at the bar haha

>>77754584
mental

>>77754574
this isn't true.

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>>77754584

Anyone got the /brit/ rap?

>>77754584
>>77754606
>>77754626
not true btw
speed of light is the same in all frames therefore it's unphysical to consider a photon's reference frame

>>77754602
neither. just dont want that life. going to give myself to the age of 40 before cutting my losses and quitting.

STOP BULLYING TIM YOU SHITE COMMUNIST TWATS

>>77754644
ur mum's unphysical (-ly attractive)

>>77754655
tim deserves to die

>>77754574
>>77754534
>>77754558
the diversity checkboxes dont affect your application
They arent looked at until after youre hired, to help them assess how diverse their workforce is POST-facto

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>there are commuters rich enough to use the river bus daily

mind blowing

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WHERE'S THE BLOODY AIR FORCE?

where can i find a gf like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPUMCO8YIxE

>>77754687
dangerously unwoke post

get some Calgon tablets down you lad because your pineal is in a right sorry state

>>77754701
local nuthouse

>>77754678
so much for the tolerant left

NYC > London

What? What? Who Can Do Anything About It? What?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vElK4VLuhXc
doing a listen

What is the most comfy pc game lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wSgauce6TI

>>77754742
morrowind

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anime

>>77754725
its true

>>77754742
Stronghold
Love cheese farms
Love bakeries
Hate plagues and wolves simples

>>77754742
kotor 1

You can call it what you want but at the end of the day the communists need to be reminded that their destructive and naive ideologies will not be tolerated in our societies.

Alright lads, my name is Kezza

I’m a 27 year old American Deanoboo (Essex fan for you yanks). I watch the footy and The Inbetweeners on my licensed telly and spend my days perfecting my banter and playing superior Deanocore games (FIFA, CoD, Battlefield series)

I practice my full Windsor every day ; this superior knot never comes untied because it is looped over a thousand times and is vastly superior to any other knot on earth. I earned my tie license two years ago , and my knots have been getting bigger every day.

I speak english fluently, both the Estuary and Cockney dialects, and i write fluently as well. I know everything about British history and their lad code, which i follow 100%

When i get my UK visa , i am moving to Essex to attend a prestigious ex-poly to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope i can become an estate agent or a JJB Sports Manager and mortgage a Barratt new build!

I own several polyester suits, which i wear around my local nightclubs. I want to get used to them before i move to Essex so i can fit in easier. I share LADbible posts on Facebook as often as i can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Essex!

ah yes, raining again

get me out of this fucking dismal country

>>77754778
not much left of it is there?

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>you arrive in Aberdeen

>>77754725
>my concrete shithole is better than your concrete shithole

>>77754830
wahey

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>>77753769

>it's another movie that glorifies the Spitfire

even the british WW2 veterans admitted that the FW190 was the superior plane

stabbed someone yesterday simply for looking at me funny

>>77754818
sunny ere you cretin

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>>77754810
my sides

>>77754838
alri adolf

>>77754855
*looks at you funny*

>>77754825
no

>>77754855
the london experience

got stabbed yesterday for looking at someone funny

absolute state of /tv/ right now

>>77754905
proud that I accidentally coined this gimmick

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*pssst* c'mere .. got something to show you ..

>>77754919
what's the sitch?

>>77754935
*collapses*

Reckon I've become so obsessed with advancing my career as rapidly as possible that I forgot I'm actually doing very well for my age and neglected to relax and enjoy it

>>77754742
>PC
Ah yes, the virgin gaming system

>>77754926
actually it was me sweetie x check the archive

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hmmmm

bummed someone yesterday simply for looking at me funny

>>77754742
Wesnoth

its free too

>>77754975
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/76977309/#76978387
Nope
I made this post
The Bradley poster took it and ran

>>77754983

went to a british shop in santa monica

>>77754992
the brighton experience

>>77754983
*looks up their menu*
something called 'british fish tacos' on it

>>77755039
unironically started the bradley gimmick shame autistic mongs took it too far

>>77754511
I'm 23 now. Don't know where you got the idea I'm 22


My first year I was an apprentice earning £2.65 an hour so I saved nothing. I've not really saved anything but I turned 3k into about 30k atm with cryptocurrencies. It was 45k at its peak.

I try to save at least £500 a month but it's difficult. My rent is around 60% of my take home pay.

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>>77754907
somebody put this image together

started every /brit/ gimmick

check the archives

Watching a movie about a comfy farm family holding a land developer hostage in a silo to protect their land

How it should be.

while we're linking old posts
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/75270211/#75272029

doing a poo

>>77754018
i'm 27 and i count "make outs" "hand to genital touching (while in club obv)" and then "take home" as 3 catagories of "pull"

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will never enjoy a game as much as i enjoyed oblivion

>>77754742
sunless sea though slow was very comfy.

so fucking bored
I wish I was dead

>>77755119
iktf
no point even bothering to game again

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hmmmmmmmm

the london experience
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501432989377.webm

>>77755108
The first 2 are the same. Literally never kissed a girl in a club who wasn't also fine with me touching her breasts + hands roaming.

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>>77754838
>Fw190 in 1940

hmmmmmmmmm

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>>77754983
>british poutine
>bangers on a hogie
>british fish tacos
>philly cheese steak
need you out of business sunshine

>>77755165
>>77755108
>>77754018
>>77753844
FONT

>>77755152
this imagine is so stupid it's pretty impressive bait

>>77755086
>grenfell was two months ago

[picture of a rapidly aging frog with a ticking clock]

>>77755144

only boring people get bored

Are you going to Scarborough Fair?

>>77755153
crease

>>77755194
not i

>>77755165
i've had many girls who wouldn't let me put my hand in their pants. touching breasts means nothing lol

Went to one of these normie party things last night. Made a complete arse of myself. Don't know why I even bother desu

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any straight while christian cismale in?

Don't @ me if:

you're under 25
you've ever voted labour
you wank to lesbian porn
you have tattoos
you can't bench 100kg
you're not white
you don't read at least one book a week

just lost the virginity

>>77755227
Dunno why you would want to put your hand down a girl's pants at the club anyway; seems cumbersome and awkward.

>>77755250
>reading books

lmao

>>77755183
cosigned

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>>77755250
>read a book a week

>>77755269
give her a cheeky fingering, usually get her to give you a cheeky wank too.

>>77755250
*replies anyway*

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the desired gf

>>77755250
>you're under 25
>you've ever voted labour
>you can't bench 100kg
>you don't read at least one book a week
all me
suck your mum innit

>>77755284
grim

>>77755152
yeah but one day I might become the queen piece so best to stick with this game

just gained a virginity

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:/

>>77755227
>>77755240
>>77755257
>>77755298
FONT

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HMMMM

>>77755250
>you're under 25
>you've ever voted labour
alri rorkelet

>>77755250
books are boring

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>>reading books

>lmao

just received a letter of acceptance from the alt right. very proud day.

>>77755340
some, some not. the trick is finding the good uns.

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>>77755311
Screaming

>>77755340
dont undestand how u can think that, i mean you're reading 4chan ffs. variety is the spice of life and all that not saying u shud just read physics textbooks but u obviously like reading to some degree or you wouldn't be here yet you slagging off books wtf

>>77755342
waste of time mate literally cna just watch a movie on a tablet no bother x

>>77755250
>you're under 25
>you've ever voted labour
>you can't bench 100kg
>you don't read at least one book a week
me

>>77755311
Who even does this? As a 28 year old khv even I would never be such a cringelord

the northern experience
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501363648506.webm

some guy's facebook got hacked on /g/ and i'm called a naive child for saying it's a rogue hacker and not the government by multiple people

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Dunkirk is the best film I've ever seen

People in my cinema actually applauded after it was over, I've never seen that before

quite enjoy the good-humored bradley posters

t. not a bradley poster

>>77755397
u neeed to watch more films

t. dunkirk was 4/5 in 70mm imax

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>>wears pyjamas or joggers and a t-shirt all day because doesn't have a job
>>hasn't left the country in years
>>doesn't drive, cant legally
>>is alri with footie, has his club, but doesn't talk about it too much
>>doesn't like London
>>doesn't have a bird, has no idea where he'd take her if he did
>>spends his summer holidays in his room alone
>>prefers the winter time
>>not fat, but not in good shape at all either
>>could've performed better in school, but cba.

ah yes. the /brit/ persona

>give the ol' mother a very simple and cheap diet plan
>she goes shopping
>buys me all sorts of diet food and expensive shit like salmon
>Complain about something one day
>"I SPEND SO MUCH ON FOOD FOR YOU ANON"
>WELL MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T BUY DUMB SHIT I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOU WOULDN'T YOU DUMB BINT

reeeeeee one of these days mummy

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chubby kots

>>77755417
>70mm imax
good lad where should I sit

>>77755284
the fuck is with yanks putting the population of a town on its welcome sign? like do they have to change it when someone dies or leaves or moves in or is born there?

Resist

>>77755386
every girl present now wants to suck his dick
human nature, can't fight it

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>>77755417
I can't get tickets for 70mm at the BFI cos it's all booked up stop rubbing it in my face

>>77755438
as fucking far to the back as you can, dunno how these people sit like in most of the rows

>>77755426
show some fucking respect

4chan is wrong about literally everything. Don't know why I even bother with this cesspool anymore.

>>77755473
that cat's a bit fat

>>77755435
stop overfeeding your cat you fucking cunt

>>77755386
no one ever expects the nut

>>77755458
dont you know the trick?

>>77755482
sounds like you're becoming a faggot

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>4chan is wrong about literally everything. Don't know why I even bother with this cesspool anymore.

>>77755506
tell me please

>>77755482
>4chan is wrong about literally everything
almosr 100% true, my posts excepted. but dont worry about it.

I was at a party and a girl said to me "can you hold my beer?" I didn't know her and hadn't talked to her before, but I said "ok" and she gave me her beer to hold.
She then took off her jacket and I handed her beer back to her like a normal person would do. She said "thanks".
I then said to her "can I hold your beer again?"
"Why?" she asked.
"Because every time I hold your beer, you take something off," I said.
"Follow me." she said. And I followed her upstairs and we did it.

I love holding other people's beers.

>>77755516
love videos like this

>>77755516
what I learned from all these webms is the first one to grapple and throw the other on the ground is the winner

As if she's still knocking about
https://www.adultwork.com/1971392

>brainlet wojak

makes me howl every time

>>77755545
big if true

I have low opinions of people who post street fight webums, I assume they all watch MMA too... ghastly

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The female normies are being nice to Tim

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>>77755545
did this actually happen? please be honest

>>77755545
this seems like a lie you made up in the shower but its so clever i'm going to choose to believe it

>>77755545
and then you woke up right?

Ingrown toe really hurts. Can't wait to be placed on a 6 month waiting list haha

>>77755603
wonder if he's going to fuck one of them. i bet there's probably women with mental illness fetishes

>>77755516
>hitting him after it's over

poor form

>>77755557
If you're trained, shooting for the takedown -> full mount -> ground and pound is the most effective way to end a fight

Shooting for a takedown as an untrained fighter is an easy way to get yourself HEEMED

>>77755630
>not having bupa

new
>>77755555

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>>77755587
what about this?

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>>77755603
I might pretend to be retarded on the internet so that females will be nice to me and talk to me like a kid it'd be nice i think

>>77755435

called social services

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>10,000 upvotes and 1 reddit Gold

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>>77755630
start notching the center of the toe nail in a v shape as deep as you can without pain. if you get surgery and don't do this, it will still keep growing back. you need to make a habit of cutting a v notch in the center of your toenail. thank me later

>>77755645

Fuck off billionaire. Prefer to risk my life and wait half a year for a specialist to tell me to fuck off than pay for that

>>77755671
oh my god...

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me

>>77753844
What's your trick, mate?

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>>77755671

>>77755635
not sure what any of that means but if I ever get into a fight I'll just grab em and thrown em on the ground

>>77755458
you have an 8 inch dick, right?
cause you can rub that in my face if you want aha x

>>77755721
basically being untrained and trying to take it to the ground isn't a good idea, you can easily wind up on the bottom and without knowing what to do there you can get KO'd easily

Best way to win is not to fight, then you won't get humiliated, the average deano who will fight you will at least have some experience

>>77755736
Well actually it's only 7.5

>>77754742
Early Battlefield (pre-BF2), Age of Empires, or Rome I/Medieval II Total War.

>>77755078
i just meant 22 because that is the age people stop studying (taking into consideration gap-yah runts and masters-dorks.

JANNY

HE

umm

what would happen if I said hello nigger to a white briton in real life as banter? would he freak out and call me a racist?

HE'S HERE

HE HAS BEEN SUMMONED

WHAT HAPPENED

>JANNY'D

what was wrong with the last thread

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>>77757218

J A N N Y

hmmm I recall being here before

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CUSTODIAN

/brit/ expat here. I've decided to never visit the UK again until Jezza is repudiated and Labour is destroyed. Please make this happen. The last general election was a travesty.