/brit/

anime

the purge movies are terrible

>>77746206
also anime

>ask a simple question
>just get ignored or dodges

lol lefties.

Summer

>>77746215
>>77746184
both these posts have been ignored because rightists have no answer to them pathetic lol

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/11209234/Immigration-from-outside-Europe-cost-120-billion.html

Immigrants who came to live in Britain from outside Europe cost the public purse nearly £120 billion over 17 years, a new report has shown.

>>77746273
*Voted for brexit anyway*
Wow rightypol is stupid

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Immigration is a disaster and a tragedy economically, culturally, socially, racially.

Western civilisation itself is at threat. Multiculturalism is a anti-western ideology.

>>77746268
smart post

>>77746273
yeah and the cost of european immigrants only adds to that. one step at a time. cut the chain. take control. build a WALL!

>>77746295
Maybe so we can stop the madness without having to ask permission from Brussels first.

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>>77746273
We NEED immigrants to make us poorer!

>>77746295
my next door neighbours are literally a pack of former french-colonial niggers who have come to britain because they all have EU passports handed to them by the frogs

wonder how fat i'll be when i'm old

>>77746223
Not necessarily. Maybe native Britons arent comfortable with non whites.
>>77746197
>Le appeal to emotion fallacy
Ah yes, people personally affected by something should decide the punishment, let's have family's victims all choose the death penalty!!

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NEED a robin's donuts gf

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>>77746195
EXCELLENT OP

>>77746295

With an australian style points system, Abdul and his 8 wives wouldn't have qualified

>>77746215
free market economics is exactly what lefties are railing against
>>77746184
"we" as in the richest people in the UK got much richer

terrorist attacks are ramping up again lads

>>77746273
>repeating the same post without showing how wealthy we've become in that same time


disingenuous

>>77746336
If all you do is wonder, then you'll' be pretty fat. You have to decide how fat you'll be when you're older, and take action to make it so.

>the free market will fix it!

Absolute fucking brainlet opinion

Imagine believing in "white genocide" just because race mixing happens. Literally the one drop rule. Meanwhile it's going to make our DNA stronger and more resilient and diverse

>>77746336

you'll be poor and starving mate

>>77746362
>correlation equals causation
The lefty post

Liberals are a cancer

>>77746352
>free market economics is exactly what lefties are railing against

aspects of it. just like rightists support aspects of socialism

>"we" as in the richest people in the UK got much richer

nope. we're all better off now than in any time in history

>>77746369
literally true for everything but immigration

egg > anime

how can you even be an asylum seeker from the fucking UAE?

If diversity is so great why is the white british population falling in practically every city? That's in real terms not just percentages.

London lost 620,000 between 2001 and 2011, Birmingham lost 71,000, Leicester lost 21,000, Leeds lost 28,000, Manchester lost 17,000., Braford 14,000.

Even little Luton dropped by 29,000, a 32% decline in just 10 years. Whites are literally fleeing from the muslim invasion.

That's 800,000 fewer whites in just these cities, probably a million plus fewer nationwide. ONE MILLION fewer whites in the cities in TEN YEARS.

>>77746341
>Maybe native Britons arent comfortable with non whites.
love how cuck lefties always find good reasons for non-white crime but white racism is always self-explanatory
>>77746371
you don't need diveristy when your population is already in the tens of millions
you especially don't need it coming from third wolrd shitholes

oh dear leftypol is back

My manager told me the other day that my shifts were changing and I just said OK and didnt think about it but when I actually looked into it they've put me up from 40 hours a week to 45 without even asking me. Is this legal?

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>Imagine believing in "white genocide" just because race mixing happens. Literally the one drop rule. Meanwhile it's going to make our DNA stronger and more resilient and diverse

>>77746371
Half breeds are actually more likely to suffer from disease and mental illness. Not to mention its insanely hard to find blood donors for them

>>77746371
Shalom Yellowstein

the free market literally fixes everything

prove me wrong, brainlets and noselets

>>77746388
id say we were much better off 10 years ago. austarity has ruined our councils ability to do anything we dont even have bins anymore down south, all public loos are shut the pavements and roads are in pieces and they say the south is better off than the north.

>>77746141
why does the UK need to have immigrants come in to occupy the poorest segments of society though
countries like switzerland and japan are almost completely devoid of violent crime, and japan does still have poorer working class families I think but the inequality gap between them and the rich is pretty good considering they're like the fourth biggest economy in the world or something like that

how was church lads?

>>77746364
nope it's genetics

>>77746379
>we got poorer because of immigrant and not just alongside them
>correlation equals causation
The righty post

>try the free market
>the rich get richer, the poor get poorer and worse working conditions

See, it works perfectly!

>>77746371

But Britain has always been a nation of immigrants hasn't? So our DNA is already strong, resilient and diverse.

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At what point does sterilising ethnic minorities become the only viable option?

At this rate white British births will be a minority by 2040

>>77746444
>it's genetics
Then look at your parents.

>>77746446
Shut up you drooling retard

>>77746444
That's the actual cost that they've actually costed mate, no just a correlation from another section of the economy

Lefty retard

>>77746439
>austarity

not an immigration issue then

>>77746388
>aspects of it. just like rightists support aspects of socialism
that's what that original post was arguing though, why do lefties suddenly endores aspects of free market capitalism when it comes to immigration while they oppose it on most other ends
>nope. we're all better off now than in any time in history
because of technological innovation, greater industrialisation, urbanisation etc.
japan has also advanced greatly in that time, didn't see them take in any immigrants

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>>77746195
Good edition

The housing crisis, NHS crisis and overcrowded schools are 80% the fault of mass migration

>>77746468
it's also easy to calculate how rich we've become in that time and it wouldn't be as high without immigrants because wealth is generated by economic activity which comes from transactions made among the population

Leftypol manages to shit up every single morning/early afternoon consistently

Seems like a very specific timeframe. Why 1pm?

>>77746439
The fact you misspelled austerity and seem unable to write properly punctuated sentences reveals you either as a child or a retard

desu the issue isn't so much that two people from different ethnicities are together and love each other, its this attitude of "empowerment", voyeurism, and perverse sexual fetishism.
it reeks and I don't see how anyone can see this as healthy unless they themselves have some psychological issues

>>77746490
it's 75% you absolute cretin

can't even imagine what the leftypol board would look like. 4chan is obviously right-leading but the comedy derives from the irony and crassness of that. can't imagine a left-wing bizarro version of that cause they don't possess that self-reflection and willingness to be offensive about things

>>77746502
what are you on about mate

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"We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm."
-George Orwell

>>77746467
hello /pol/ discord

>>77746469
immigrants are putting strain on our public services leaving us a lot poorer. Things like the nhs cost more than ever due to that then to add to the utter cluster fuck downward spiral of death, they are cutting services to save money making the problem even worse.

>>77746490
privatise the houses
privatise the NHS
privatise the school

fixed

>>77746496
really not worth doing irreparable damage to your country

>>77746509
>4chan is obviously right-leading
used to be quite left back in the day desu

>>77746499
it's after mummy brings them their jam sandwiches for lunch and they're full of sugar and energy.

otherwise leftypol is VERY lethargic and VERY low energy

>it's a /pol/spam episode

see you in 45 mins for the new

>>77746490
thank god you are here to inform us of your opinion. I'l PM the PM immediatly.

>>77746490
I don't think the government would ever consider deporting lots of people

I can see my ribs

is that normal or should I be eating more?

>>77746534
was this before or after the habbo raids and /n/, leftypoltard?

might make some jam

Thought all these rorkes had taken the hint and fucked off.

Business idea: irreversibly destroy our culture and race and pay £120,000,000,000 for the privilege

>>77746509
often wondered that myself
I'm naturally left leaning in real life but I'm saying things in this thread that would make farage blush. being left and considerate of everything just isn't fun
guess that's why leftpol is dead

>>77746525
You mean just like they were responsible for every other economic downturn since ww2?

>>77746501
i retard actually or is it dyslexia or do i just not give a fuck and touch type without bothering to punctuate or correct sentences because all of us on here are losers?

>>77746534
>used to be quite left back in the day desu
No it didn't. Stop repeating this lie leftypol

Is this one of your tactics? It's not working.

off to aldi to peruse the soft drink aisle

gonna get
>own brand diet cola, aldi's isn't too bad
>look for some diet coke on deal
>get some of those aldi sugar free energy drinks

>>77746481
>why do lefties suddenly endores
the answer is because we don't neatly fit stereotypes like you want to believe in order to win an argument
>because of technological innovation, greater industrialisation, urbanisation etc.
no. because of government spending. japan can do it because gooks have all the faith in their government as if they didn't they'd have been tramped by the chinks
we don't support our government like that so it needs other ways to balance the books

>>77746516
exactly what I said, conspicuous sexual consumerism on one had, revenge fantasy on the other.
its unhealthy
I don't think everyone is like this but a lot are and this attitude is promoted heavily

>>77746559
was actually thinking of the habbo stuff. not the behaviour of a right-leaning imageboard is it.

>>77746534

typical leftist trying to rewrite the past

orwellian control freak fuckwit

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/07/28/europe/uk-girl-raped-twice-in-one-night/index.html

>Police described both suspects as Asian men in their early twenties.

Why doesn't the Guardian divert any of their energy to exposing rape culture and acid attack culture in the black and asian subcommunities?

stopped drinking coke a week ago

>>77746590
mate don't lol

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>dogwhistle

stopped drinking milk a month ago

>>77746614
i literally have to drink coke as part of my job

dont mind immigration, the goal is to earn enough to reap the benefits economically but not have to live near them

leftism is a disease, a cancer of the mind. an illness, a sickness that strikes hard and has no remorse

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>>77746597
>leftymong

oh dear, have you caught mccain's rotting brain cancer too?

another muslim shooting in germany

just part and parcel, eh lefties?

I'm 27 and bash cocaine all the time and call Muslims Pakis to their faces when I'm buzzing and none of them say anything but I keep a machete on my passenger seat just in case I need it. Then I come down and go to work and realise I was racially abusing people and driving around out of my mind on drugs

switched from cows milk to soya because it's better for my skin

>>77746632
alri boomer

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>>77746645

>>77746650
unsweetened almond milk is better for you than soya milk

>>77746640
Remember when that would be major news? People used to be shocked by news like that.

>>77746635

jesus look at those calves

i've walked 1150km this year and made minimal calf gains because i'm not a fat cunt

>>77746650
beans don't lactate
>>77746667
nuts don't either

why do druggies come hear to tell us about their pathetic lives?

>aldi

Brainlet_wojak.jpg

Off to Saino's want anything?

>>77746650
soya gives you big boobies!

https://necpluribusimpar.net/quick-look-immigration-crime-germany/

>The Ministry of the Interior in Germany released data about crime a few months ago. Ines Laufer had a look at them on her blog and noted they showed that immigrants in general and asylum seekers in particular were massively overrepresented among criminals. I wrote a thread on Twitter where I discuss some of the patterns she found in the data. I don’t have time to write a detailed post, so I’m just going to copy the thread here

We can add this one to the /pol/ info dumps

>>77746593
>the answer is because we don't neatly fit stereotypes like you want to believe in order to win an argument
fair
>japan can do it because gooks have all the faith in their government as if they didn't they'd have been tramped by the chinks
don't think you understand how economics work at all
isn't the timeframe we're talking about 95-present? the chinese weren't a significant force for most of that time and even then that has very little relevance, unless you're talking about them flooding western markets with cheap exports - but even then I think japan was a much more advanced economy and beyond making shit products/ minimising production costs
>because of government spending
are you saying the japs spent more or less than the UK

>>77746667
it's also gay

need a poo but my bum is sore cos i tore it on a hard poo the other day

don't like milk but I love cheese

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it's time lads

honestly though i'm not a vegan and i eat meat and other dairy like cheese all the time but i do agree with them that milk is fucking disgusting and i guarantee it's full of disgusting chemicals and other crap
>>77746696
almond milk is MUCH less gay than soya milk lmao

off to home bargains

>>77746388
>We're better off than we were in 2007

Nope.

>>77746717
good lad

What mobile phone do you have?

>he has the virgin phone

>>77746677
i was 7 times the morphine limit and above on 3 other drugs and got off scott free. stopped breathing at the wheel aswell.

almond and soya milk tastes disgusting

it's a last resort for people with allergies and intolerances and such

>>77746745
ooh you're cool

>>77746694
don't see why it stop suddenly at 95
more but it doesn't look like that because most of the time the public is on both sides of the scale

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>>77746743

went on a crazy drink-fueled cooking binge last night and made beef meatballs with spinach and cajun seasoning mashed into them and they're fucking delicious haha

>>77746765
struggling to comprehend this post

>>77746721
so bring back blair's immigration policy

>>77746743
S4 with a £6 a month virgin sim-only deal

literally the virgin phone, but I fucking crease when I hear what my mates are paying for their iphones

>>77746772
>android
>looks like it cost under £500 new

confirmed for penis has never been inside a vagina

>>77746753
i know

Americans have USB ports by their power sockets

wish we were a developed country

>>77746796
how much did the phone cost?

>>77746743
lg g5

>>77746743
motorola moto g lte

>>77746743
lumia 735

>>77746797
No idea what this post means
I'm poor and iphones aren't popular anymore and are also awful

>>77746815
hand me down from the ol' mother

>>77746811
americans power sockets spark and are very dangerous and cause house fires in their wooden houses, then after evacuating your house you get shot by a nigger.

>wish we were a developed country

what does sim-only mean

does that mean you have to buy the phone outright? what a mug

>>77746811
You can buy plug sockets with USB in them here too you sausage

I wouldn’t invest in USB sockets right now though, wait until USB-C becomes the standard and then go for it.

>>77746743
iPhone 5s

>>77746677
If you do loads of coke and drive around shady parts of town you can literally fuck random strangers. There are slags out there that will suck your sick for a 10 minute lift across town

>>77746862
yes lad

>>77746848
sim only means you pay for the sim only you cretin, not paying £50/month for an alarm clock

i don't remember what phone model I have. How do I find out?

>>77746608
Not part of their agenda. Every "news" outlet has an agenda, and the Guardian doesn't really try to hide theirs.

>>77746833
i have a moto g too

didn't know about this 'clearance' app on it until this year and racked up like 3gb worth of temporary files

>>77746811
mate at your house you're allowed to change the plug sockets, you can buy one with a usb in it and install it yourself lol

>>77746848
Contracts are more expensive than buying the phone and sticking a SIM in it

>>77746881
ask your dad

>>77746848
Yep it's a scam. You pay a huge amount for the phone and you have to keep paying a monthly contract for a SIM.

>>77746883
The economist doesn't, not like a brainlet like you would know

>>77746875
but then you have to buy the phone some other way

>>77746743
blackberry classic, samsung a3, samsung j5 and a blackberry z10

getting the daily dose of AMWF

every usb c cable i've had has been filmsy as fuck

break far too easily

really nice to see most people have androids nowadays

>>77746848
economically illiterate deano spastic
go and get your iPhone 9 for £70 a month for 36 months

>>77746884
where is it on the phone?

>not buying a phone outright and just using if for years until its basically inoperable and horribly outdated

>>77746848
Contract cuckold:
>locked in for 12 months (or more likely 48)
>ends up paying more for a phone than what it would cost outright
>drops his phone down the toilet on one of his normie nights out
>still has to pay the rest of his contract like a good cuckold despite not having a phone

SIM-only masterrace:
>buys his unlocked phone outright
>spends £8 a month on a rolling one-month contract which can be exited at any time to get all the data, mins and texts he needs
>if he loses his phone (which he doesn't because he's not a fucking moron) then that's fine he just buys a new one and doesn't have to pay for something he no longer has

>>77746765
because someone originally said we're much better off since 95 and your refuted it iirc. can't be bothered to go back and check
>more but it doesn't look like that because most of the time the public is on both sides of the scale
I would've thought japan had a smaller government than the UK, especially with you guys having to rebuild after WWII and pay back marshall plan shite but I'll take your word on it
>because most of the time the public is on both sides of the scale
think you're giving too much important to political stability and trust by the people in the government
those things help an economy but in an advanced modern economy where businessmen generally know they aren't going to be fucked over by illegal happenings it doesn't really matter
can influence long-term policy if a country like the UK has two drastically opposite political parties but that along isn't enough to say that's why the Japs are more well off than they supposedly should be

wtf this isnt sverigetråden

what kind of mong buys samsung or iphone these days. so many cheaper and better phones out there.

>>77746640
>'the attacker was a known islamist but police have not yet found a motive for the attack'

this sequence of words was actually read out on the news

>>77746947
I have some cheap Motorola thing and it's super fast and has a 1080p screen

>>77746898
mong
>>77746905
yeah? why do runts insist on getting things they can't afford on finance

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watching test cricket lads

>>77746947
>said he without naming any of these "superior" phones because he knows he would be immediately banged out and shot down for his wrong opinions

ok

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>all the skandis tricked by the last OP

>>77746947
who gives a shit? i have a brand new iphone but my parents pay the contract so who gives a fuck

Anyone ever bought those dodgy chinkphones?

too scared to make the jump desu

>>77746944
it can be whatever you want it to be babz x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7Eom6VRFSY

what does unlocked phone mean

genuinely don't know, all I know is I have a phone and unlimited internet and it all works fine and I barely pay anything for it, never been autistic enough to treat my phone like a pet or gf

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>>77746955

>>77747000
posting from a huawei right now, they're good

>>77746992
fuck off underageb& tarquin

Why do phone-snatchers in London (black 14 year olds) snatch iPhones anyway? I thought the whole thing with iPhones was that their security is impenetrable? It's not as if your local phoneshop paki is going to be able to reset a phone that the FBI can't crack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W7BjtLil9M

Just put a bunch of povvos under citizens arrest lads

>>77746947
my mum refuses to not pay my samsung phone contract and i dont even live at home, so who gives a rats arse if its ridiculously expensive.

>>77746975
whats her name

>all these contract deanos
/brit/ was a mistake

>>77747021
My mate has had a few phones stolen

If they have a lock thing on it then they chuck it in a bush. He retrieved it later on

It's huge because the police aren't allowed to pursue them.

you're telling me people pay more than £10 a month on their phone contracts? what idiocy is this?

>>77747021
"the FBI can't crack it" means they can't steal personal info off of it
anyone can wipe all the info off a phone and sell it on to another paki

>>77747034
dunno

>>77747021
lol are you serious? the phones itself arent impenetrable they mean the software is which also isnt true. very easy to access a locked iphone, could just put a fresh OS on it.

>>77747009

a phone you can insert a sim in that is not locked to a certain network (02, Vodafone etc.).

my phone is unlocked which means i have been able to have a yank, irish and UK sim when i lived there without any issues.

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>getting your phone stolen is actually a thing in london

should i make jam or soup lads?

>>77747058
You literally cannot factory reset a stolen, locked, registered iPhone.

>>77747055
billy

>>77747079
foy/m

>>77747092
don't they try to steal it while you have it unlocked so they can reset it?

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is the uk economy going well? what is the future of brexit?

>>77747058
Nah you can’t wipe iPhones without the owner’s password, makes stealing them pointless.

>>77747102
latter is correct x

>>77747081
It was sparked by 1 white chav who died

The police banned all chases and pursuing of moped thieves so basically you see one of these mopeds every time you go out

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Just settling down and reading the Sunday Papers

>>77747081
Part and Parcel.

>>77747106
You still need to enter the PIN to do anything settings-related.

can only imagine the baneposting that would have followed this had they pulled it off
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2017/07/police-disrupt-plot-australia-bring-plane-170729230255829.html

>>77747107
>koreaboo
hows the life of a teacher, senpai?

>>77747029
This. My parents pay my car insurance, phone contract and rent and I'm 25 and I don't give a fuck. All my money is mine because other people pay for my essentials deal with it

>>77747092
really?
guess that's a recent change because I stole some girl's ipod touch in school and wiped it lmao

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>An Iraqi gunman died in a shootout with German police early on Sunday after killing one person in a nightclub in the southern city of Konstanz, police said, ruling out terrorism as a motive.

>"The motives of the man who acted alone are unclear," Konstanz police spokesman Fritz Bezikofer told broadcaster n-tv.

>>77747081
obsessed

>>77746811

yank sockets are shit, the connection is much weaker than our three prongs, have seen plugs just fall out of the socket

>iraqi shoots up a club in germany
>police have "ruled out a terrorist motive"
what?

hi

>>77747137
good lad. What a time to be white and non-poor.

https://youtu.be/Tw_tQhvVwfQ

>>77747161
alri'

>>77747146
nice morals

>>77747137
leech
you're no better than dole bludgers

>>77747148
>>77747157
be patient lads
if it turns out he was a bender or something you'll see their reasoning

>>77747157
>any crime committed by a Muslim is automatically religiously motivated
spacker

got a jacket that literally makes me look like a criminal

safe to say I have avoided a few mugging attempts because of it

jam or soup lads?

>>77747201
pics or link to said jacket

>>77747181
yeah I was a naughty boy haha
never knew who it belong to, just found it in a classroom

if you're not on PAYG you're a cuck

>a few mugging attempts
The London Experience

>>77746900
>The economist doesn't have an agenda
They all do. Sometimes you have to read between the lines. For example, from their front page:

https://www.economist.com/news/leaders/21725563-more-and-more-westerners-have-no-kids-they-should-not-be-criticised-it-defence

the new Twin Peaks is fucking great. was apprehensive about watching it but finally knuckled down and I'm loving it

>>77747212
sou[p

>>77747196
but he shot up a nightclub, it wasn't a robbery or jaywalking haha

>>77747201
does it have a joy division patch on the back

>>77747226
don't live in london sweetie

>The Deano Finance

>£60/month 36 month Iphone X contract
>£3-400 monthly car payment on his BMW 1 series
>£100+/month monthly entertainment services such as netflix, spotify, lootcrate etc
>£50+/month of lottery tickets/footie accas

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>got a jacket that literally makes me look like a criminal
>safe to say I have avoided a few mugging attempts because of it

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>PAYG

tenner on the leccy key, tenner on the gas card and te- actually no, FIFTEEN on the Lebara SIM if you don't mind bossman

>>77747264
kek envisioned this too

anyone here done a poo before?

only ever top up with a tenner once every 3 months or so

>>77747277
>separate leccy and gas cards
grim

there's nothing wrong with financing a car

you can have a new car every few years

>>77747296
Yeah.

>>77747277
grim

>>77747296
did one once, was alri

>>77747244
>Implying Deano gets a lootcrate

>>77747303
The Virgin Expenditure

Business idea: replace the NHS with a healthcare voucher worth x money that can used to buy a health insurance of your choosing

Just got an iphone 7

Only £79.00 upfront, £23.50 a month for 6 months, then £47 a month for 18 months

>>77747277
alri contract deano

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Is it a thing when you start working in a supermarket on the tills that you have to do at least one supervised knock-back for someone trying to buy alcohol?

I was in Tesco last night buying a couple of Kopparberg Mixed fruits (unironically) and there was a new girl on the till. I'm 24 but look about 15. When I was in the queue the shop manager was standing behind me and out of the corner of my eye I could see her gesturing to the girl on the till.

The girl on the till clearly knew what was about to happen as well as she was responding to her manager and also motioning to another girl who was working nearby as if something significant was about to happen.

When I got to the front I already had my ID out because I always get ID'd. Literally as soon as it was my turn the manager swooped in right behind the new girl, seemingly to supervise the ID check. I gave my ID and they both stared at it for like 20 seconds.

Then when they both realised I am significantly overage they both sort of laughed as it became obvious I wasn't going to be knocked-back. The whole thing was bizarre and made me angry if I am honest.

>>77747310
tips? pointers? know the ins and outs?

>>77747308
alri deano haha xx

>>77747296
yeah nearly killed me, had some hemmerhoids sticking out me arse

>>77747157
>"We are still investigating but the circumstances surrounding the events at the disco in the evening before the shooting are a bit clearer and this led us to rule out a terrorism background."
Probably got turned down by some woman. It's not terrorism, it's just a normal, everyday, jilted lover multiple shooting murder.

>>77747331
who'd you get it with

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>hey anon I really enjoyed our date, call me later okay? :)
>sorry I can't, no credit

>>77747244
>36 month
Lad

Thinking about getting a car through a salary sacrifice scheme at work lads. They're all brand new, insurance and servicing is included, it's cheap and you can get a new one every few years.

Any downsides?

my pull out game weak as shit

I hope my new laptop battery arrives tomorrow.

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New iPhone coming out soon. looks peng

>WTF THE UK IS SO EXPENSIVE I CAN'T AFFORD TO LIVE!

*hands over a fiver for his daily starbucks*

>>77747338
how do you look so young at 24

>>77747338
state of your appearance

>>77747347
why will they integrate with american culture but not with german?

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>>77747355

Got smelly armpits haha :) lol stinky

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>>77747355

>>77747367
People will call you a Deano

>>77747229
haven't felt this way about a modern show for years
I reckon part 12 will be a whopper

>>77747338
think it's a training thing

>>77747377
hope it doesn't

>getting IDd
howling, I'm 18 and bossman rarely IDs me

>>77747338
knock-back?

>>77747380
it will cost $1000 lad

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>>77747355

robbed the bossman

>>77747380
consumerist drone

>>77747418
Rude m8.

>>77747425
FOY

>>77747338
sounds like training
I work in a bookstore and if someone has a gift voucher I immediately get someone else

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why do normies love summer

my greatest pleasure next week as i suffer through this hell will be browsing obituaries for all those normie grannies and grandpas that got killed by this heat

>teaching the polish teacher jamaican slang

ahh secondary

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>hello?
>hey! this is anon, sorry I took so long to ring you back
>no problem, did you get a new phone? your caller ID didn't show up?
>nah I'm out of credit so I'm using a payphone in town
>...
>hello?
>oh right, erm
>oh shit, hang on it's beeping I've got to put some more change in, one sec
*muffled*
>'scuse me mate you got 20p I could borrow?*

>>77747393
>>77747395
think I genuinely have low test or other some such medical problem

>>77747424
If it is deemed you are too young to buy something / get in somewhere then it's called a knock back.

>>77747228
this doesn't really fit any lefty agenda, talking about lower fertility rates in the west (i.e. whites)
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/jul/29/infertility-crisis-sperm-counts-halved
interesting read too

>>77747478
>think I genuinely have low test or other some such medical problem
get it tested, I did mine the other day and it was a piece of piss

>>77747478

start lifting runtlet

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>aww anon you're so cute xxx

is there anything worse

>>77747470
imagine not living in novalja

>leccy
>gas
>water
>waste water
>council tax
>rent/mortgage
>bin money
>window cleaner
>factoring fees
>maintenance charges

sort of wish i never will have a house of my own. would piss me right off being charged all that shit even if i could afford it.

civilisation is literally just confining people to their runt pens where they run the metaphorical hamster wheel to get drained of all resources

whats the cost for this little bit of plastic and metal that costs £20 to make because we use slave labour?

that'll be £900 please

>>77747473
sounds like the london experience

*carries new thread precariously*
Gosh I hope I don't drop this or it'll be an early newwwWWWHOOOAAA

>>77747492
>>77747492
>>77747492
>>77747492
>>77747492

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>>77747474

>>77747470
the record high for zagreb in august is 39.8 so you might beat it x

>>77747478
You were IDd because supermarkets have a Look 25 policy

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>anon is actually pretty cool
much worse

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>>77747502
No girl has ever said these words to me.

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>>77747502

we all got "awards" at the end of our time in secondary school, stuff like "best smile", "funniest girl" etc. and i got "cutest male"

literally almost killed myself when they read it out

last time I got ID'd was when I was bout fucking 23. wanted to buy a bottle of pear cider from aldi and the lad at the til asked me how old I was. hadn't happened for years prior so I was kind of in shock and didn't have anything on me and I was basically chucked out of the shop for getting pissed at the guy

figure it was probably cause there was a bunch of ~14yo runts hanging around outside and they suspected I was buying it for them. was fucking fuming for about a week later

>>77747542
Imagine getting offended about that. You sensitive wee nigger