>gained 27kg in the past 3 days BURY ME SOFTLY IN THIS WOMB

Congratulations on the new prosthetic leg

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>>77744788
That's not possible

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>>77744875
It is though

>>77745114
Miscalculation or miscalibration

Even if you had monstrously severe renal/cardiac/hepatic failure due to a rapid-onset toxin, you wouldn't accumulate that much water weight in your low-pressure tissues (anasarca), the pathological process for tissue necrosis usually takes time

>>77745163
I love it when you fight sheer stupidity / memes / internet nonsence with pure combination of education and science.

Keep up good work anon and dont let yourself to burn out on memers. They can spam shit all day. Use your wisdom to pick fights worth fighting for.

>>77744843
This is the only explanation to gaining 27kg in 3 days. It's impossible otherwise.

How is that even possible

>>77746393
>not instantly recognising Peanut Butter guy as a notortiously mentally ill shitposter who makes up stories and posts them here every day

You need to eat like 7000cal to gain 1kg
..you ate 189000cals in 3 days?

>>77746576
>being here so long amd so frequently that you are fluent in all memes
Honestly you need to change boards or find something new for fun.