/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

>>77742630
Nigger let me make a new thread for Christ sake

sorry :(

>>77742640
Every poster after this line is officially posting in >>77742640 's thread
____________________________________________

Gonna end it in about a week once I'm home I think

You know that feeling when you want to do something for attention, but then you realize nobody actually cares, so that only makes you want to do it more

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>>77742660
I care

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>>77742630
My 4 month old child just said to me "Daddy, if Hilary lost does that mean Trump is building the holocaust buildings right now?". Didn't know what to tell my daughter because I knew Trump was. Literally shaking rn.

>>77742660
Why do you want to kill yourself?

>>77742659
Sokay, I'm respectful.

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>>77742682
Hold zir hand and hope 4 tHe BeSt

*wakes up and yawns*

Oh hello there!!

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BOODLEEDOODEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77742800
•_•

>>77742691
If I were somebody who made absolutely no effort to be sociable and stayed inside playing video games and didn't keep up his appearance or his ability to be sociable, I wouldn't feel this way, because the situation I'm in would be understandable and the change needed would be obvious.

But that's not me, I'm always out being social and people tend to like me and enjoy my presence. I keep up my appearance, both physically and in dress, and am nice to everyone I meet. I do enjoy video games every now and then but most of my hobbies are that of an extrovert, I like who I am and express myself in ways I enjoy and other people seem to notice this and they like that about me. In other words, I'm a """normie""" whatever the fuck that exactly means. That all being said, I have an ever present feeling of dread and loneliness, I have a disability that isn't serious but can make me seem slightly awkward at times (slight Tourette's) and I wonder if maybe this is why I'm lonely. I'm always trying to find a reason and can't pinpoint it and I'm tired of working to find the problem that needs corrected, it's so damn tiring. I hate complaining because I do have other good things going for me but this nagging, biting feeling of loneliness and the feeling of being so destitute is unshakable, handfuls of girls enjoy being my friend but none actually want to *be* with me. And I know that since this such a recurring theme, there's nobody to blame but myself, it's something about me and I don't know what.

Sorry for long post but I get weirdly clear headed and more able to express my thoughts and feelings when I'm kinda drunk.

rip cum

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folk sleep

>>77743840
who is that man

>>77743912
thought it was Putin at first, but nah.
just some dude chillin

>>77743960
Oh, he's from a stock photo.

You're face is from a stock photo *grumbles*

Just woke in front of my computer with a bunch of beer bottles next to me, and I don't remember how I fell asleep. I'm afraid of what I might have done while drunk.

>>77742894
Please don't do it. You will figure it out soon. Know that all your problems are only temporary, and that ending it is not the solution. Just stay strong, anon. You can make it through this.

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>>77742630

>>77745015
Why is this general so much nicer than /brit/

>>77745325
I think /brit/ is more active so it's more prone to assholes.
Are you the guy I replied to? Just know that any problem you have, it's ALWAYS temporary, and you will ALWAYS get through it. Talk to your friends and tell them how you feel. They will understand and will help you get through this, trust me.

>the absolute state of Brazil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y8rz9-Mr_0&app=desktop

Gaysex feels so good

>>77746096
That's just a bit lewd honestly

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>>77742894
When everything starts to crumble down, take a breather and focus on the small things. The nice chuckle you get when you see someone make a stupid joke, the pleasant feeling you get when looking at a field of flowers, the self-satisfaction you get when you finish a tasty hamburger — your everyday life is filled with these tiny, inconsequential joys that you don't even pay attention to. If you end it all, you will basically end the story that was your life. You kept all the ill, all the suffering and all the tears you held back.
That's not a good way to go, man. If not to miraculously expect your life to change course, at least live for tomorrow and its tiny, stupid and inconsequential things that still make you smile. If you end the story, you will never smile again.

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Why do you think a group of NEETs cares about politics?

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It's just you and me now.

>>77747136
Me on the left
/cum/ on the right

>>77747169
I prefer the anime spammers and fags to you desu

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MAGA

*spams anime*

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>>77747254

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>vote 4 dukakis

*keeps obamacare*
Heh, nothing personell

>>77747279
At least post a cute one.

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>>77747294
>>77747324
"Denmark"

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>>77747324

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Lastly...

>>77747544
Heh...thanks for keeping my name around even when I'm not posting

>>77747532
stop posting anime you fucking loser you're a grown ass man I hope your fucking dad beats you

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>fk appears

what do you do when i appear?

Whatever happened to that dude on a road trip with people he doesn't know nor like

Disappear

@77747785
are you talking to me or the german?

wow this thread is pretty dead! huh! wow!

>>77747134
as glorified wards of the state we are at mercy of the whims of our leaders

Fucking chinks lied to us that they'd help deal with the North gooks. TRADE WAR NOW

I FEEL A POOP COMING ON

>>77748345
mind if i stick my finger up yer bumhole and tickle a little?
feel your big poop with the tip of my finger and make it come out easier?
would you enjoy that?

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>manager suddenly started having me work Saturdays when I haven't worked one since I started 7 months ago
just fuck me up

>>77748390
I NEED AN ADULT

>>77748409
welcome to the wageyworld
you are now part of the human cattle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n7toRFqURk

i remember when this shit was first put on youtube and all of german media started going crazy over it because like one american blog reposted this shit or something and they were trying to create a multikulti blacks are so important to German popular culture narrative
7 months later and you have never heard a single thing about her again after the 'hype' wore off a week later...heh...

>>77748601

I miss the guy already. Fuck the guy who scared him off

RIP Ryan 2017-2017

>>77748625
can you point out some posts he made that were decent?

>>77748654
No. Of course not

i missed out on the RYAN DRAMA
would appreciate a quick summary of the habbending

>>77748654
his quest to get laid is hilarious for the wrong reasons

>>77748688
word

>>77748739
newfag from redditor gains cult following of 3 other redditors by posting asian girls that look 12 and suddenly decides to leave; is canonised

>>77748688

he's eloping with BajaChan

gonna have a bowl of müsli now but don't get too jealous ;)

shit's lokey fire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-2nByd2cr4

>>77748765
>le redditors are the wurst XD

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Janny?

>>77749089
fuck off reddit

>>77749092
the girl was just sitting there wondering why he keeps rubbing on her mons like crazy but didn't want to make it awkward for him so she acted like she was getting off on it

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>>77749089
enjoying your stay?

>>77749145
>he

You're fucking stupid

>>77749177
um rude much

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>>77742630
Oh fuck.

I want to move to the US and start a family so I can provide my family with a spacious house and a big kitchen for my wife to cook in.
Kid's rooms will be as big as the average living room here, living room will be a German 2 room apartment.

Best I could do here without being a millionaire is some shitty little prefab single family house in a housing estate

>>77749327
ugh their nails are fucking disgusting

>>77749300
well which board are you gonna send it to?

>>77749312
welcome to the US of A

>>77749300
/hell/ please

>>77749327
Jesus Mary and Joseph

>>77749300
/hell/ send it there

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>SFW board


Load of shit

>>77749300
Please Allah, send it to /hell/

>>77749541
stfu already

before 2007 NSFW meant you were going to at least see a nipple

>>77749724
oh wow i wish the OLDFAG days were back huh 2007 wow haha remember trollface? epic times...back when ANONYMOUS still had a MEANING...

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FIREWORKS ON LAKE MICHIGAN

>>77748625
>Fuck the guy who scared him off
huh?

What do you think Hillary is doing right now?

>>77749891
cleaning poop from her adult diaper

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>>77749810
Would you look at that ass

>>77749891
Cleaning poop from her adult diaper

>>77749891
see>>77745185

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Butthole a little poopy famalam

>>77750317
disgusting shoes

if you ever get with a chick who dresses like this you have absolutely no taste nor any hint of CLASS

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>Having a foot fetish
>Having an interracial fetish
>Having a trap fetish
>Having a 2D anime girl fetish
All of you freaks need to die slowly in an accident 2bh

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>>77750395
I'd lick her ass

simple as

simple ass

simple sass

simple lass

simple pass

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Combo breaker

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This is what the dane does to /cum/ threads

If I'm too scared to go to a gym do you think it's sensible to do bodyweight exercise until I get stronger and more confident, and then go to a gym and start lifting?

>>77751374
Are they all dead?

>>77751413
Yes

>>77751449
They all lived, 6 went to hospitol and only 2 were serious

>>77751374
the bald guy is canada

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>canada driving /cum/

>>77751479
what kind of routine should I do
there's nothing in the /fit/ sticky about it

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>>77751585
>Denmark driving the ol' /cum/

>>77751413
Why are you afriad to go to the gym?

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>when canada enters the thread

>>77751615
startbodyweight.com

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>when canada enters denmark

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>when canada enters denmark

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>>77742894
Anon, as someone who's done what you're considering doing for the same reason you're doing it AND who has Tourettes I'm gonna save you some heartache:

Get on some anti-depressants and avoid the trouble.

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Kill yourself, just do it.

>>77752366
this is a nice thread, cana-chan

>>77742894
whiny bitch

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I Got all these webms of girls eating pussy and no one to share it with

>>77751413
literally no one cares what you look like at the gym

>>77752451
tell that to the girls snapchatting all the ugly guys and laughing at you
gyms are like running the gauntlet

What do you think Papi Trump is doing now?

>>77752510
"""""""building""""""" the wall

>>77752510
having brekky

>>77751889
>>77752451
the only gym near me with a squat rack has a lot of more experienced patrons. it's a sort of place that doesn't seem like it's for fitness normies.

>>77752641
just keep going and you won't be a normie for long

>>77749300
/pol/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SSUQxGjZZ4
I'm not the one whos so far away
when I feel the snake bite EN-TER my VeEEins
never did I wanna be here again
and I don't remember whyy I caame

>>77749300
/cum/

>>77749300
>>>/out/

When did you realize Trump was right all along?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4742896/Illegal-immigrant-freed-sanctuary-law-charged-rape.html

>>77749300
/lit/

>>77752699
>>77752714
Goddamit fuck you and fuck your stupid ass cara

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>>77752699
Everybody from Virginia is a virgin. Every point and laugh at him.

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>>77752921
>says the guy who posts anime

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@77752823
@77752921
mmmhhhhhhhhmmmm

>>77753127
YOU RUINED MY DUBS YOU FUCKING BITCH

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thinkin about getting some barbecue today

>>77753383
i could go for some bbq

>>77752510
deporting rosie

>>77753383
Good think

>>77753383
fuck that looks good

rip /cum/

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Am i white?

>>77753773
no

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>>77753744
Typical for a Sunday

>>77753383
want some of this after my choccy milk

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WE GOT THE
HOTEL
MOTEL
HOLIDAY INN

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>>77753853
Here.

T H I C C

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Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad

Mexicans are cool

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>>77753982
True

>>77753982
this. Best immigrants imo

>>77753773
you and the am i a native poster should become friends

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Work work work work work work

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Leaving for the USA in a week.
Wish me luck, lads!

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Does Denmark have friends?

>>77754079
have fun, ummm, here in Columbus

>>77754052
Not a fan of mexishits

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Hey, hey
You, you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey, hey
You, you
I could be your girlfriend
Hey, hey
You, you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
No, it's not a secret
Hey, hey
You, you
I want to be your girlfriend

>>77754081
yeh, you guys

If Abortion isn't murder I should only be charged for assault when I punch pregnant women stomachs.

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>>77754205
What about in the real world?

>>77754192

she used to be so awesome during her skater boi days. Now she's just an embarassment to canada

I'm keeping the sabbath holy

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>>77754118
Let's hang out.

>>77742800
EXCELLENT

>>77754271
Isn't the sabbath traditionaly on Saturday tho?

>>77754315
no

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There's a place downtown,
Where the freaks all come around
It's a hole in the wall, it's a dirty free for all

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>>77754266
i know people. i talk to them and sometimes eat with them.... but don't hang out a lot with them.....

>>77754390
can i also lewdsing post?

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Big fan of Sabbath meself

>>77754315
actually it depends, most Christian denominations celebrate the sabbath on the first day (Sunday) while seventh-day Christians and Jews have it on Saturday

>>77748601
I got laid this year
feelsgoodman

>>77754478
don't care

>>77754478
greentext

unless it was through tinder

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Gotta get, get [3x]
Gotta g-g-g-get-get-get, get-get

Boom, boom, boom, gotta get, get [4x]

Boom, boom, boom, now [2x]
Boom, boom, boom [2x]

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I remember

r-r-ryan.... please respond....

>>77754541
superior pardo genetics

>>77754517
Which part

>>77754533
????

>>77754475
Hmm. I was always under the impression that the sabbath was declared to be the end of the week rather than the beginning. I think it got moved to Sunday because everyone was going to church then anyways so they figured they might as well move the sabbath to the same day.

>>77754571
>>77754573
What's up with these times?

Trump is such a shithead

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>>77754587

>>77754571
my interest has faded. describe the girl

*vapes at u*

*smacks canada's ass*

nothing sexual when done between teammates ;)

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>>77754621

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Bet you want to see this
Booty bounce
Bet you want to see this
Booty bounceBet you want to see this
Booty bouncy bounce b-booty bounceThey call me Dev
I ain't yo average bitch
I'm in the club every weekend
On some sav ass shitAnd now I ain't too pretty
To slap a hoe
So all you girls actin' shitty
Better hit the back doorWhere the guy, where he at
I think I saw him in the back
I think we're outnumbered, fuck it (fuck it)
I got a baseball bat (I got a baseball bat)Where the hell am I gonna catch a man like that
Put his number in my hand like that
Ripped it up like I didn't give a fuck
And I didn't give him a chance like that[Chorus]
DJ put that record on
That's my song, that's my shit
Rocking Henney XO
All these hoes, on my dick[x3]
Bet you want to see this
Booty bounce
Bet you want to see this
Booty bounceBet you want to see this
Booty bouncy bounce b-booty bounceRidin', in the saucy whip
Never give a fuck it don't cost me shit
I'm a gangster baby, just kidding
Oh. No. She. Didn't.Can't do it like me (Uh uh)
Nah, can't do it like me
Nah, nah nah nah, can't do it like me
I bet you wish you can do it like mePoppin' bottles in the ice (in the ice)
Like a blizzard (like a blizzard)
When we drink we do it right
Gettin' slizzardSippin' sizzurp in my ride (in my ride)
Like Three 6 (Three 6)
Now I'm feelin' so fly
Like a G6[Chorus]
DJ put that record on
That's my song, that's my shit
Rocking Henney XO
All these hoes, on my dick[x3]
Bet you want to see this
Booty bounce
Bet you want to see this
Booty bounceBet you want to see this
Booty bouncy bounce b-booty bouncePoppin' bottles in the ice (in the ice)
Like a blizzard (like a blizzard)
When we drink we do it right
Gettin' slizzardSippin' sizzurp in my ride (in my ride)
Like Three 6 (Three 6)
Now I'm feelin' so fly
Like a G6Like a G6
Like a G6
Now I'm feelin' so fly
Like a G6[Chorus]
DJ put that record on
That's my song, that's my shit
Rocking Henney XO
All these hoes, on my dick[x3]

>>77754586
sabbath just means the day of the week that is set aside for rest and worship.

*gropes canada*
you like it bitch, don't say no

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>>77754618
>>77754621
Time travel perhaps????

Short slightly chubby Vietnamese grill

>>77754278
started a thread in/b/.

As expected it's terrible

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>>77754667
Ewww, I'm calling the cops

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Yo, I be up in party looking for a hottie to bone
I got a drink in my hand and it's just called buffalo
Poppin' bottles in the house with the models in the V.I.P
All the girls make out for the whole damn club to see
Let's go
People always say that my music's loud
Sorry for party rocking
Neighbors complain saying turn it down!
Sorry for party rocking
Haters don't like we got the spotlight
Sorry for party rocking
When they talk shit, we just be like
Sorry for party rocking

>>77754680
>>77754636

>>77754656
>“By the seventh day God had finished the work he had been doing; so on the seventh day he rested from all his work. And God blessed the seventh day and made it holy, because on it he rested from all the work of creating that he had done” (Genesis 2:2, 3).
Not sure if that's specifically the sabbath, but it seems to be Saturday that was mentioned here.

>>77754586
it got moved to sunday for christians because christ rose from the grave on a sunday

*cringes*

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>>77754726
bit gross but good for you

>Mexico has a 48-hour work week (8 hours × 6 days),[74] it is a custom in most industries and trades to work half day on Saturday.
wtf is this true?

>>77754390
>he saved my picture
>he keeps stealing my gimmicks

why is this canadian anon so OBSESSED with me?

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>>77754697
*WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO*
yes hello i am poliz. what is der problem?

>>77754771
>work the most
>be the least productive

sudacas, when will they learn?

>>77754771
i've never worked so idk

>>77754771
in bangladesh they work full time 6 days a week and only get friday off

When is that Cheeto in the white house getting impeached?

>The standard working week in the United States begins on Monday and ends on Friday, 40 hours per week, with Saturday and Sunday being weekend days. However, in practice, only 42% of employees work 40-hour weeks. The average workweek for full-time employees is 47 hours.[78]
America is third world

>>77754814
he doing whatever the deep state says like a real cuck

>>77754847
>America is third world
when did you first come to learn this

>>77754847

government restricting the amount of work you can do in a week is utterly retarded. People should have the freedom to decide on their own

>>77754847
it's sadly true

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just cleaned out the old personal computer

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>>77754903
good wagie

>>77751413
Buy some dumbells and you have literally everything you need to get into shape.

Do push ups, curls, presses, squats, etc. whenever you have free time. That's what I do

>>77754931
Does it work?

>>77754931
i just vacuum the dust
easy peasy

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I SURRENDER TO YOUR SMILE
I SURRENDER TO YOUR LOVING EYE
I SURRENDER TO YOUR STYLE

I SURRENDER

I SURRENDER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYzCAdkU2tU

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>>77754960
ummm obviously?????

I just hadn't dusted it in a long time because of how expensive compressed air cans are

Have a look at what the previous owner did to my battery seat

>>77754964
>vacuuming in a PC

idiot, good way to brick your PC with static discharge

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>>77754776
He keeps trying to rape me officer! He's really creepy! He's also a virgin! Please, oh handsome officer!

>>77754996
haven't had an issue in 20 years

https://youtu.be/Td5FxwGz0ag

thread theme

>>77754903
well anon, some people have families and friends they wish to see unlike you and me.

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>>77755000
don't worry ma'am. der poliz will help you.

>>77754702
sir you are underneath arrest for violating our creepy vrigin law pls go to jail.

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>>77755000
>>77754776
>>77755056

don't believe this lying bitch, officer. She's just dumb and stoopid

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05OmNDkP8Og

REAL thread theme

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daring thesis:

fist of flames, proxymark and ryan are the same person

>>77755095
Spooky

I wanna live in Miami

>>77755089
butterface

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>>77755082
uh oh you just violated our mean words law now u got to go to jail again.

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*throws denmark into my rolls-royce*
he didn't fly so good

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>>77755089
That's a dude

cutting my toe and finger nails

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>>77755036
Ew. It's John. Everyone, time to call him a virgin!
Point your finger and laugh at him! Hand cuff him to the bed post and let me torture him!

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>Hand cuff him to the bed post and let me torture him!

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>knowing anyone in /cum/ on a first name basis

>>77755095
no, they are similar but there are too many subtle variations in their autism

*begs Canada to let me rape her*

please please pretty please. Mexico lets me do it

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>>77755169
my names not john and im not a virgin stupid homosexual poster

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>>77755169
uh oh you just vilated our no handcuffing people to bedposts law pls go to jail

>>77755214
I know the first or middle name of at least 6 posters

one of the mexicans is miguel. Might be a sinaloan

VINNIE FROM THE BRONX, TAKE 'EM TO THA ZOO, I HEAR RETAHDS LIKE THA ZOO

>>77755095
you know... i'm actually started to think that cana-chan is actually fist and the anime singing lewd songs poster

*mongorian thread theme*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Yq6J77ln3I

>>77755326
haha nice inside joke

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>tfw used to work at camp
>tfw it was free campers day at the bronx zoo
nightmare

>not knowing Alex Shores
>not knowing Cara's phone number

do you even /cum/?

>>77755353
it's not a joke.

>>77755380
Cara posted his phone number?

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>>77755095
daring thesis:

I have filtered each one so it doesnt even matter

>>77755239
theyre the three gay anime musketeers the post wasn't serious

I have scared away at least one or two cumposters with my autism

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>>77755399
>Not liking Ryan
You have no soul

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>>77755380
>not knowing that Alex Shores is ethnically Montenegrin

>>77755399
hello

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>>77755245
You are such a virgin John. I can smell your smegma all the way here.

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Anime?

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Anyone want to be my gf?

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wtf is with -cum-äs quality this morning this is stupid

>>77755442
ryan contributes nothing

he is neither funny, interesting nor intelligent. his posts are all garbage statements or silly questions. he significantly lowered the quality of the threads by spamming plastic gook children. i will not miss him

>>77755485
Admit it, anon. You resent John for his success. You wish you were John because you've never accomplished anything.

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>>77755529
Stop being such a silly-willy Colorado.

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To do today:
Hang out at the center for another hour
Eat lunch
Meet my sponsor
Go visit mummy
Return

Thoughts?

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>>77742630
The true Madame President

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>>77755464
Oh trust me I know

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>Go visit mummy
Lets play a game
It's called spot the virgin

>>77755598
Found one

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>post yfw banned from MySpace

>>77755485
You wish you could smell my smegma stupid homoposter

>>77755560
what kind of center and what kind of sponsor?

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>>77755598
Visiting your mummy is very important, son. That's one of the strongest bonds you can forge with a person.

>>77755560
I wish you and your mummy well, anon.

>>77755595
And nothing of value was lost

>>77755584
why did they have to rebel?

>>77755560
Think you're doing great bud

>>77755670
:3

>>77755722
>>77755722
>>77755722
new

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>>77755670
Does that make Mexico the monster under the bed?

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Messaging white girls with hispanic names on tinder

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>>77755674
The gay center lmao

>>77755756
>greek yogurt
good taste

>>77755709
Greed, fear, short-sightedness, disloyalty, heresy, and reactionism.

>>77755756
>low fat shit